/rug/

Super Rugby
Week 12

>Fri 03 May
7:35 PM Crusaders v Sharks Christchurch Stadium, Christchurch
9:45 PM Reds v Sunwolves, Brisbane
>Sat 04 May
5:15 PM Hurricanes v Rebels Westpac Stadium, Wellington
7:35 PM Highlanders v Chiefs Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin
9:45 PM Brumbies v Blues, Canberra
>Sun 05 May
1:05 AM Bulls v Waratahs Pretoria
7:40 AM Jaguares v Stormers Buenos Aires

**all times in official RWCT**

Streams:
vipbox.live/rugby-live
vipleague.pw/rugby-schedule-streaming-links

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=3S0ISi4SRJs
rugby365.com/countries/nz-rugby-reveal-financial-loss
quinzemondial.com/actualites/zinedine-zidane-participera-au-match-des-legendesa-bordeaux-184168
therugbypaper.co.uk/features/32553/fabien-galthie-and-raphael-ibanez-to-reshape-france/
the42.ie/ibanez-france-manager-world-cup-4607863-Apr2019/
soundcloud.com/kirstie-stanway
youtube.com/watch?v=iHeFV3dtkPw
youtube.com/watch?v=OHUMviehpko
rugbypass.com/news/world-rugby-backs-ben-ryans-five-a-side-rugby-x-event/
bbc.com/news/uk-wales-48068672
scotsman.com/sport/rugby-union/we-want-to-win-the-rugby-world-cup-says-japan-captain-michael-leitch-1-4916281
nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12226070
stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/opinion/112292791/rugby-australia-treading-on-dangerous-ground-if-they-sack-israel-folau
americasrugbynews.com/2019/04/28/super-liga-sudamericana-to-begin-in-march-2020/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Pro14 Fixtures

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nrl is better

No

>v instead of x

these are all a week ahead mate

DISASTROUS THREAD

Actual games for this weekend cause OP is retarded

>Friday 26th April
7:35pm Crusaders v Lions, Christchurch
10:00pm Sunwolves v Highlanders, Tokyo

>Saturday 27th April
7:35pm Hurricanes v Chiefs, Wellington
9:45am Waratahs v Sharks, Sydney

>Sunday 28th April
1:05am Stormers v Bulls, Cape Town
9:40am Jaguares v Brumbies, Buenos Aires

*Ruins Your National Team*
youtube.com/watch?v=3S0ISi4SRJs

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brb killing self

Will be watching all of these except Stormers and Bulls.

>not appreciating braai rugby

>1.05am with a morning game the next day with actually relevant teams

>who also happens the be the best rugby player in Australia

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coinflips galore

I'M REALLY FUCKING SORRY LADS I RESIGN AS CAPTAIN OF RUG

HUGE yikes on this one fella

dont care lmao never even read the fixtures tb h

Very shameful.

Forgot theres rugby on
Feels like a wednesday

bless you aussies fuck new zealand though

Alan Jones is quite possibly the only based Australian alive today.

28 April (Sun) Asia Pacific Dragons v South China Tigers Queenstown Stadium

Based

>>Traveling Missionaries vs Kittens
>>Luminescent Puppies vs Plain Dwellers
>>Mild Breezes vs Deputies
>>Sprouts vs Minnows
>>Overcasts vs Calfs
>>Mr. Spots vs Ponies

wec is better

>Has teams in Tokyo, Buenos Aires, Johannesburg and Melbourne
Super Rugby is the most absurd sporting league in the world by a country mile.

*had teams in Tokyo

Me pissing in your eager mouth is better faggot.

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already posted m8, what's ypour issue

Shamefu dispray OP.
Shall be watching tonight from the departures lounge.

>Friday evening
>rugby in 40min
>rug dead as a graveyard
Fucking poosaders reeee

>an OP so shoddy other posters literally leave the country
So ashamed.

when does international /rug/ start gentlemen?

Spring.

after superb rugby

friendly reminder that the final will be basically the same as this game, except with a stronger crusaders team

why is super rugby so shit lads

I was thinking during the week about how bullshit Super Rugby is that the regular grand finalists are playing and yet there's no hype and no doubt who will win. In 2017 the Lions even made the grand final without having to play a single NZ team. What a fucking joke.

*blows whistle every half minute*

ENNOR

Why do the Crusaders literally only get refs who are afraid to stand up to them?
>Ben O'Keeffe
>Paul Williams

desu wouldn't mind if another quake fucked christchurch desu

rare to see Jordan fuck up a support run

kek thats a bad drop

>ref fucks up a call in the crusaders favour

ah yes

>people want Jordan to go to the RWC
>drop 2

>people who want havili to go to the rwc
>drop 2
>people who want reece to go to the rwc
>drop his missus
fuck canterbury

>poody
hes really degraded

generally disgusted by drummond

I want in-game coach box interviews to go and stay gone

At least they dont interview the fullback when his team is defending or something like they interview the wicket keepers in the Big Bash.

MOTHERFUCKING BOOMFA

Still at check in lads, what's the score?

would the nzru risk the political suicide of picking a convicted wifebeater who put his missus in hospital? reece

picking a cheeky sunwolves upset

Half time, 17-3 to the Poosaders. Crotty in the form of his life. As long as no injury concerns, the ABs midfield is pretty much sorted

he just got concussed again
too much of a liability now

goodhue 13 is a certainty and so is alb on the bench
the only quesiton is laumape or sbw at 12

Nonu obviously

not a chance lol

I know and I would hate to see him wreck his body but I can understand the drive. If he doesn't go this year, he may not get a chance in 2023

Surprised this isnt the Avengers round

i feel bad for the guy
he seems pretty nice
it must be extremely frustrating and it can really fuck the rest of his life too

lol the lions spiderman kit is so retarded

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bullshit try desu, the previous phase should have ended with Lions ball as there was a maul

wish I'd had a bat instead of watching this desu

I feel dirty

Damn, floodgates

okay maybe they deserved that one

>these guys were in the last three finals

Just another reminder that the Crusaders rule all of Super Rugby. Seriously they should just play in the RC instead, at least the matches would be closer

Moondogs by 20. Literal who's in the Highlanders lineup.

Promotion/relegation between Super Rugby and TRC when?

That game was depressing.

jason gunn?

based

have changed my pick for this one 4 times including just then

Aaron Smith passed to the ref then, and who can blame him?

based

little-to-no awooo right now lads.

grim state of affairs

Liam Coltman should be the ABs third hooker

dire wolves about to go extinct

he is the ABs third hooker

>ganbate!!!
love this crowd desu

bet they don't take him to the RWC and prove you wrong

if they dont ill be mad

if they take aumua instead ill be very mad

They won't.

sunwolves ball handling uncharacteristically bad tonight

it'll be harris 100%
i kinda like him now even
last few abs games he did a bit of razzle dazzle

bully smol nips is meaningless

i miss michael lietch bros

wheres he gone
havent seen him since last year

that kick was like me having sex

hiding his powerlevel to btfo scotland in the world cup and make it out of the group stage

extremely based

seppuku time

that Tevita Li kick was how I wish I had sex

running riot

>score one try
>get it refballed away
based

Reminder that the Welsh are English and Ireland (along with west Scotland) is the ONLY Celtic nation

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>full time siren is a police siren
kek?

>highlanders have been my team since i was a wee lad
>love the sunwolves to death though cause of their never say die attitude and fun style of play

this was a hard one to watch

What a fucking atrocious evening of rugby.

And I quote
"We want to make the quarter-finals but ideally, we want to win the World Cup."

Pro14 All games on Saturday
>Dargons vs Scarlets
15:00 Millennium Stadium
I do envy the Welsh when it comes to Judgement Day. A double-header with the 4 Irish Provinces in Croke Park would be amazing but won't happen for obvious reasons. Anyway Scarlets actually have something to play for here. Managing 3rd in the conference is possible, if unlikely. However a 4th place finish would give them a shot at next year's Champions Cup. Scarlets and Dragons both putting out their best. Scarlets should have it handy but they're really hard to gauge this season. Scarlets by 12. BP secured.

>Cheetahs vs Kings
16:30 A Big Empty Stadium
Seriously fuck this match. Cheetahs by 20.

>Zebre vs Treviso
17:00 Stadio Sergio Lanfranchi
Usually a close fixture. Zebre have a history of upsetting Treviso's dominance. Treviso absolutely need the win with 1 conference point over Edinburgh and 2 over Scarlets. Trevios's Starting XV are near full strength but their bench is a patchwork of inexperience and 3rd choice players. Treviso by 4, no BP.

>Cardiff vs Ospreys
17:15 Millennium Stadium
Another Welsh derby where the top prize is a shot at next year's CC. Both teams with paper-thin benches and strong starting XVs. Would expect Cardiff's more consistent attack to win out but I think Ospreys want it more. And with AWJ back I think they'll kill themselves to get over the line. Ospreys by 4.

>Ulster vs Leinster
17:15 Ravenhill
Neither team with an eye on today. A very few experienced hands surrounded by academy players. Could be an interesting game, but likely to be a carnival of errors. Ulster by 5.

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>Glasgow vs Edinburgh
19:35 Scotstoun
Calling this to be Game of the Weekend. Neither team at all what they were last time they met. Glasgow have coalesced into a stronger pack and will throw everything into securing a home semi. Edinburgh have no option but to go for the BP and make up a 10 game point deficit. Glasgow with the edge in backs. Edinburgh with the edge in forwards. Ryan Wilson on at the 60 to shit away all of Glasgow's hard work. Edinburgh by 6. BP secured.

>Munster vs Connacht
19:35 Thomond Park
Connacht with an odd mix of 1st and 2nd choice players. Can't decide whether they want to win today or next week. A decision that's likely to cost them dearly. Munster close to full strength with only 4 changes from last week. Obviously chasing the home semi. Expect a bruising game where Munster stomp out their frustration, quite literally. at least 3 yellow cards. Munster by 22.

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>A decision that's likely to cost them dearly.
They've already secured 3rd in the conference and won't be able to catch up with 2nd so for them this is just a dead rubber. They're likely just resting players.

In which case Aki, Marmion, O’Halloran, Butler, Copeland and Bealham should all be rested.

What kind of tournament has byes for 3 teams at once? Including 2 from the same country that represent over 10 million people?

How far off the pl'offs are the Blues

>Millennium Stadium
>A Big Empty Stadium
>Ravenhill

Based and Rugpilled

Also dire weekend of Rugby, teams saving players and not a real fuck given, shan't be watching

>NZ RUGBY REVEAL FINANCIAL LOSS
rugby365.com/countries/nz-rugby-reveal-financial-loss

Think i found their problem

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>respect and inclusion programme
how do you spend $1m on that

By paying people not to say nigger of faggot i guess

True. This is certainly a mistake.

I think we're next in line on this list.
We need to beat Hurricanes, Chiefs and Bulls at home to have any kind of chance. Pretty much need to beat the brumbies too. But this last run of games makes it look nigh impossible tbt.

Brumbies away
Hurricanes home
Chiefs home
Crusaders away
Bulls home
Hurricanes away

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And this is odd because blues are above Tahs on the table. Fuck knows how they're working it out now.

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Why is rugby irrelevant in Brittany?

That Sale vs Bath game is a contender for the worst game of rugby I've ever seen. Holy shit I'm mad I spent 80 minutes watching that.

Vannes is in the ProD2

The Australians are all within 5pts of each other (1 bonus point win). The Brumbies have already faced their bogey teams, have won 2/2 in South Africa, and have done it all without Pocock. I think they're dark horses here.

Tahs have a better points difference than the Blues and would qualify ahead.

>>Horrorcanes 24-20 Chefs
>>Waratards 15-18 Shirks

Currently the quarters would be:

Crusaders v Tahs
Rebels v Sharks
Bulls v Lions
Hurricanes v Highlanders

Stupid fucking playoffs are basically cumgayders winslol, as whoever wins the playoff between 4th and 5th has to travel to SA for a week before the final, despite being the second highest points scorer during the regular season.

whole league is just cumgayderswinlol m8

quinzemondial.com/actualites/zinedine-zidane-participera-au-match-des-legendesa-bordeaux-184168
How the fuck would this even work?

therugbypaper.co.uk/features/32553/fabien-galthie-and-raphael-ibanez-to-reshape-france/
the42.ie/ibanez-france-manager-world-cup-4607863-Apr2019/
Bets on how long Galthié will last? I say not even 2 years once France wooden spoon the 6N. Heck, considering his personality he probably wouldn't even last long even if the France NT weren't in such total shambles right now.

I fail to see what this has to do with Super Rugby.

I didn't know SH domestic rugby was all that /rug/ talked about. I guess the primacy of the international game is no more now?

SR is domestic?
>domestic across 5 countries
Made me think.

boot the saffers
bring back the force
give the argies another team
Super 12 - 'nuff said

At Carl's. Anyone want anything?

Blues, Chiefs, Hurrs, Poosaders, Landers, Force, Tahs, Reds, Brumbies, Jags, Sunrolves, Pacific team BOOM

Spag bol and a bottle of red on the cards.

Sounds like pure indigestion.

Honestly telling them to fuck off would probably cost millions in TV revenue, but I'd pay $50p/m for a dedicated online rugby service that I didn't have to VPN in order to use, and I'm sure plenty of people in NZ would as well.

I'd pay for rugby too. I ditched sky because it was up to $105. Fucking madness.

Have Landers got an easy run home? Blues' is fucking dire.

Yup same here, I'm using the old man's skygo login like half of /rug/ is, and slipping him a box of beers every so often. 95% of motor racing is now streamed online for free, and that's really the only other live sport I watch.

Tell you what though, last few years, SR is so predictable it's fucking boring. Who wants to watch a competition won by the same team every year.

I also am on dad's skygo. Mac mini rigged into the TV. HD for free. Based dad.

I dont see the point in having only one team from Argentina in Super Rugby long-term. That doesn't really provide a pathway to the national team - it IS the national team (mostly).

Sunwolves can go, they aren't even Japanese and are expensive to keep around.

I'm not against a Pacific Island team or two. They play good rugby and are in decent time zones. They have no money but this is all fantasy anyway.

Went to lions vs crusaders last night. Wasn't allowed to bring a backpack in. Has NZ gone mad?

Dad's are the backbone of /rug/ unless you're sheddy.

kek
true though. based dad, fuck shedcunt.

why would you need a backpack at the rugby.

wouldnt be able to watch SR so easy without based dad paying for Foxtrl

You can get full access to every sport for $25/month here.

Also my dad is probably the person I speak most to about rugby. He often offers Pearl's of wisdom from eras I'm too young to remember. He hasn't watched SR recently though because of his new wife, but he tunes in to see the Wallabies get thrashed when it's on.

In case there was a flossing competition.

ah.

Are you suggesting we're not people

For my dorritos

Gotta take the missus to the airport at 9. I hope this game isn't a close one and/or banger.

I meant speak in the verbal sense. Though I basically got my job because I connected with my boss about rugby, she's a bit close-minded (won't watch based NPC like my dad used to).

If she won't watch noc, she's a worthless whore and you should quit.

Lady on country calendar milks sheep and sells it to chinks lads wtf is going on in this country

That's probably why you're not allowed.

Well it is a different country's domestic competition, she'd rather watch NRC and see how our own lads are doing.

couple of the saffers who drop in now and then are fairly animalistic

Ah I thought you meant Aussies NPC.

It's a bit of a joke but it technically exists.

NPC doesn't even exist and hasn't for decades.

It exists in our hearts

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M10's still fkn based though, don't get me wrong

Lad's playing the bugle on the trumpet.

What's the crowd number? 60-70?

pushing 80 by the looks.

*remembers the fallen*
*dabs*

Only the caketin can rival eden park for grim super rugby crowds.

>calls wellington shit
>sly dig at Auckland
How's Merivale lad? Any quakes recently?

I'm from Auckland.

BOREDY JARRETT

Your move Jordie haters

almost forgot the rugby was on lads haha

3 thrashings in a row ain't fun

JORDIE AGEN

Shocking round so far

How many Macca's combos is that worth?

Another trash game already.

grim stuff after so many competitive bangers

Wellington locksmiths will be getting many emergency calls for extra locks tonight

>queefs in charge of tackling

Jordie Barrett runs sideways more effectively than memekenzie 2bh

Which one is the best at throwing intercept passes that lead to a try?

They are both superb, hard to say

They both get folded like an origami set against proper defences though

Shambles

beauden went down for a bit there haha

poothetic

Derby of grimness.

How the FUCK did the Blues lose to these scrubs?

teams seem to play their best against the Blues just to make sure we stay the worst

>>Chiefs conceding more than one point per minute
What is wrong with their defence this year?

Did shedcoward pick some 2s?

Marty McKenzie is a bit of a donkey isn't he? Had an enormous gap in front of him and didn't even try to go, would have been a walk in

They're missing their top defender, Damemeian Memekenzie.

Yeah he's shit.

12 and 9 yesterday. 2 for this one though - honestly no idea what I was thinking. I was saying this one was going to be a thrashing all week.

BASED black saffer ref

If the Chiefs can get this done I don't see the Hurricanes winning their quarter final.

Still thinking about an Endgame-super rugby character comparison lads. Good things take time.

That's a try.

hurrichokers

Speaking of good things taking time, I'm still waiting to read a good post from a tripfaggot.

It's windy here in the capital lads

What a fuck up.

Marty McKenzie has already been worth about -16 points by my count. No wonder the Crusaders let him go.

Wouldn't Perenara be considered held up in that situation?

A liability no doubt. He's no Damien, who in turn is no Cruden.

Ref didn't call it held up though, let it play on, despite TJ being over the line. Touch judge confirmed the call, which smacks of ineptitude from them both.

tahuriorangi is looking good
training/competing with weber must up his game a lot

Teams who put more people on Wellington stadium than Furacões

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Weber is fucking elite, wish he'd come to Auckland.

WHY THE FUCK DOES PINEKENZIE HAVE TO BE OUT REEEEEEE

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i don't think he'll care if he's 2nd halfback, crusaders and all blacks prove that it's just as important, you still get 30 minutes

based Carlos

god i want aumua to pull off some razzle dazzle

Show me a picture with more rugby IQ. Protip: you cannot.

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she throws the milkshake on herself

Comeback ON

fuck that whore gets WORKED

COMEBACK

>a real coach killer

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Fan of this ref 2bh.

>laumape held up
Dont see that every day.

me too, he's letting it flow

What cripple fight is on after this?

deliberate knock down when the ball hasn't even left the hands?

Tards Sharts

this cheefs defense is among the worst I have ever seen at this level

Goosen is fkn rapid.

GOOSEN

>nice and warm inside wearing a new wool sweater with the heater on and a cup of tea
>driving rain on the telly
feels comfy

It's not even cold today.

it looks cold in the caketin

>slowlaimalo

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Wellington is a hellhole, no doubt

Love these forces singalong they have. Nice organic stuff NZ. Well done. Not cringy ag all. Try Poi E. Top stuff. Zoomers love it.

lol perenara bullying the fat cunts

it's better than sweet caroline

now thats a try

wow fucking incredible

SAVEA

That's one they play though.

absolutely based
numea pacey too to keep up

Nice hands lol

Going to watch the 2018 M10 final to get the stench of this match from my eyeballs.

hilarious that the 2 aussie games will be the best games this weekend

this match has been a clusterfuck but an entertaining one

becoming hard to quantify the points McKenzien has cost his team

ALB single handedly carrying the Chiefs' backline

Alaimalo has been real quiet this year, what a shame.

Best to use differential calculus at this point.

speaking a bit early m8

>cheifs have 2 good centres
>blues have 3 good second fives

who plans this shit

It's worse in Australia. Our teams either have dire packs and world-class backs or world-class packs and dire backs.

*sip*
salesi rayasi in the mitre 10 cup
now that was a try

Worst weekend of rugby in a while.

might eat one of those poison sausages meant for feral cats

Early call mate, no teams from the land down under have played yet.

Blues should hammer the chiefs at Eden park

Backline should blow the queefs away in the first 20 if they're smart about it, then the forwards can easily hang with their pack as they did in Hamilton,

>ripsnorter of a match
what did she mean by this?

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>tfw Kirstie's Soundcloud rapper career never took off
soundcloud.com/kirstie-stanway

Getting a rugby commentary gig is apparently this easy youtube.com/watch?v=iHeFV3dtkPw

Oi shedcunt why aren't you at the first game in the new stadium?

The queefs actually fucking suck this year, glad to finally be able to watch a game and get evidence of this undeniable fact.

I'm not ethnic enough to go to Western Sydney.

thank you /rug/ for not posting out of respect for the zulunatal region
thought and prayers

god i hate the waratahs

elite post

Waratahs fan here. I agree with you.

Piss poor defending from the Tards there

Still better than the Chiefs.

woulda thought the Tahs were going forward there and thus deserve the scrum feed

Newy lad just smashed the beast in the scrum

monster hit

BOOMFA

just got home lads, hows the game so far

>mazakole mapimpi
more like mazalolol maboomfa

Good desu, at least for a Tahs game. I'm enjoying it more than the other games this round.

games this weekend have been total arse

Painful for Telopeas

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Cool as ice.

is it racist that they call him 'the beast'?

I think "a beast" would be worse.

Will Australia even make quarters in Japan?

Will make semis at least unless we come up against England in the quarters.

Yeah but only because their pool is shit outside of Wayols

where's israel folau?
is he injured or being rested ?

Being rested for $4 million for the next 3 years.

Uruguay shall occupy Australia's slot in QFs

Imagine being a little girl running out with Basedrael Folegend

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i wish folau would make me his little girl

I wish folau would make a little girl with me

Fiji are due their obligatory upset match, though. And Straya were in enough trouble before Izzy dabbed himself out of the sport.

She looks like a kanaka so she probably shares his beliefs.

>rugbypass soundguy dildos keeping their mics live and talking about how they're lucky they don't have to do anything for anzac day

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Who?

Yuck

wtf is a kanaka
seems racist

Havent you seen Mr Gormsby?

gay and idolaters and liars etc go to hell lad

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Miss Izzy already lads ;_;

A very long time ago.

Worth a rewatch lad.

changed channel and got stuck on capecringe lads

ffs he wasnt even looking at the player, he was just trying to run and got her jersey grabbed and pushed in that general direction to get away

did he really have to fall on the ground and get medical attention though lol

REDDY

seething desu lads

kek what the fuck, yellow card? literally why

lol yellow card for being a crybaby

>red card for an accidental hit to the head to prevent further foul play by the opposition which the referee was refusing to punish on multiple occasions
>yellow card for shirt pulling nowhere near any relevant play

another card incoming

>red card because a player lies crying on the ground about a head injury and he has no other choice
>yellow card for lying crying on the ground

THE FIX IS ON

Talk me through the three cards lads, wasn't watching.

read the comments you lazy fuck

>5 minutes of play in the last 10 minutes
Don't think ths semen slurping sport is for me boys

Extremely powerful video guys. I recommend you show this to everyone you know and love.


youtube.com/watch?v=OHUMviehpko

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>2 players in the bin already
>bring Tolu Latu on

Speaking of semen slurping...

>Two-Dads

Terrific defence by the Tards
Also wtf? The sharks yellow seemed a lot shorter than 10 mins whole the Tards yellow seemed a lot longer

The Sharks were better at chewing up time for their yellow, mostly coz they had more ball.

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>um
>mkosi
>mapimpy
>bosch

all springboks and they can't do fucking anything with a 2 man overlap

a bit too desperate there

>sharks win saves me from missing the GSP after a hail mary AWOOOOO pick
Based

fucking nic berry ruining my bru

>As Telopeas de Nova Gales do Sul

Nobody told you to stop posting those pics user, get back to work

>/pol/tato is a newfriend
Stands to reason

foley is a broken man

will be waking up at 7.30 to watch the bumboys and the hags, the best teams in their respective conferences

what should the wallabies backline be for the worldcup ?
kerevi, hodge & genia seem like the only certainties, but in what positions even?

>just watched the Canes vs Chiefs highlights.
How have the Chiefs collapsed so much as a team?

Kerevi and Hodge will be on the bench in Cheika's Wallabies, or at best Kerevi will go back to missing tackles at 13.

Dane Haylett-Petty is the second pick for Cheika after Genia. Beale is third.

Personally, I'd probably go:
>9. Genia
>10. Cooper
>11. Naivalu
>12. Kerevi
>13. AAC
>14. Maddocks
>15. DHP
>21. Gordon
>22. Beale
>23. Hodge

Injuries

Scotland

has

no

guts

dignity.

6

rugbypass.com/news/world-rugby-backs-ben-ryans-five-a-side-rugby-x-event/
>Rugby X
>not Rugby V
Yikes

Wales

>tfw no rugby XXX with scrums with 16 forwards in each side

Would probably have 30 forwards rather than 16 coz theres not much use for backs when the field is that crowded.

bbc.com/news/uk-wales-48068672
Would have been better if it automatically lit up when the ball missed or went in between the posts than if it was manually lit up.

29 forwards. You still need the scrum half you know.

>Wales

are

fuck sakes
wrong thread, wrong sport

>WRU testing out new “goalpost light technology”
>it’s just a bunch of manually activated LEDs

super rug more like pooper rug

based

>Scatlels
Dragons shouldn’t be back into this game at all.

and touch lines on the goal lines and goal lines on the touch lines

anyone have a stream

quickly!

Scrappy game. Surprised at Leinster’s consistency. Ulster have flashes of brilliance but Leinster seem to have their defence sussed out with consistent overlaps on the wings. Still reckon Ulster will bludgeon their way to a win.

*unzips*
*blasts you in the face with world cup winning piss*

gonna post some /rug/ webms because I'm bored

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Treviso basically have it in the bag now. Edinburgh unlikely to come back.

I'm up lads

Go the Brumbies

Thanks Henry Speight

tfw had the brumbies until last night

No try - Samu was cleared out so couldn't hold the guy or make the tackle. No release of the ball. Absolute bullshit.

Would you be pissed if cubelli scored and celebrated it?

hey lads

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Wouldn't make a difference. It was a bullshit try, the TMO here is absolutely below standard. This try was legitimate though.

Shall have a look.

Wouldn't you regard it as disrespectful or is it not a thing in rugby like it is in football?
Also, which try are you talking about? I missed the first two.

It's not really a thing. The Jaguares' second try is the issue, the guy was tackled but gets back up and scores without releasing. If you agree with the TMO that he wasn't tackled then the penalty is for obstruction as the "tackler" was cleaned out.

It was weird because the tackler let go of him immediately so the argie was 'free to go' so to speak.
I'd have to see it again, though.

It has always been a grey area because the tackler would have been pinged for not releasing if he hadn't let go, and even though he did let go he was cleared out off the ball anyway. This one was pretty obvious though because the ball carrier had his knee on the ground with Samu's hand on him and then Samu was cleared out - that has to be a ruck.

good game?

good game
bad commentary

Well that was intense.
Fuck yeah jags

Jaguares did well in the second half and probably deserved the win, but they were incredibly dirty at the ruck and the ref did absolutely nothing to stop them. Good game aside from that, I hope both teams make the finals.

Clawed back some dignity thanks to based Jags

who won

Tags by 5

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>mfw I remember when Sean Maloney had hair

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i won week 2 -quit knowing i know

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Rough lad. Nice work Awoo though.

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honestly do not give a fook about club rugby. love me some internationals though I must say

fell asleep during avengers lads

heard its brutally long

missing pizza hut lads

RIP /rug/
Divegrass memery on tmrw lads.

long and theres multiple scenes that could have been cut

Rating?

5/10
Brie Larsons character is insufferable btw. Its obvious there were cut scenes she was in. Then there was obvious pandering fan service shit and product placement that just makes you roll your eyes
It does the normal capeshit movie formula we see in every Marvel movie pretty well though

Forgot to say that Thor and the raccoons characters are pretty funny

I didn't see Captain Marvel. Cant have been good.

Neither did I and a i still couldn’t stand her

Lions bottom of the SA conference lol

>Brumbies and Reds have basically no Wallabies but are the best teams in Australia

pretty based
Reds are so inconsistent though

grim
could be really bad if Man Shitty draw

It'll be bad no matter what happens. If Man City win everyone will be cheering them on and laughing at Liverpool. If they don't win the opposite will happen.

guess I'll make my post about AFL stealing attendance from the recent tards game tomorrow then

It's started.

May God have mercy on us all

Dire times. Might go out for a walk.

>go out for a walk
Hope you brought your phone out so you can bump this thread while you're out.

Yeah might do. Depends what the phone signal is like up the hills.

>tfw brie larson will never look at you like this

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scotsman.com/sport/rugby-union/we-want-to-win-the-rugby-world-cup-says-japan-captain-michael-leitch-1-4916281
Thoughts, /rug/?

Leitch has the right attitude, but Japan won't win. I think they'll make a strong showing, especially if Ireland and Scotland aren't on form, but quality-wise they're just not in a position to perform with the consistency needed for knock-out Rugby.

Yeah, but it seems like he just wants Japan to carry that mentality so they can make the QFs, because if all they aim for are the QFs they'll get knocked out in the pool stage.

That's fair enough. Of all of the "T2" nations, I figure Fiji and Japan have the best hot at the QFs.

Meanwhile Clermont are getting bullied hard in Paris. 13-0 and Stade Francais maulled from the 10 well into their 22.

Nevermind. Clermont got a penalty try ans SF are down to 13 men.

who else /insomnia/ due to stress here

>the city of Stade Francais

They really did shit away the win.

Posting best Bree

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>degenerates in my /rug/

rugby is for everyone

It's not for homophobes and degenerates are worse than homophobes.

Dude is better looking than that festering fungal infection.

who /homo/ here

not for homophobes?
we should ban shedcunt then

If you don't think homos are the most degenerate people on the planet, you've lived a sheltered life.

>posts on a site for incel neo-facists, anime perverts and whatever the fuck /d/ is about
>thinks 2 men fucking is "the most degenerate thing"
Plenty of good hills to die on. This isn't one of them.

Everyone knows they are. And they have the gay plague aids.

I'm posting on 4channel m8, you seem to be a tourist lost from Yea Forums, which is full of degenerates. You should fuck off back there.

>The Waratahs have vowed to stay the course in western Sydney despite the shock of a dismal crowd at their first game at Parramatta's Bankwest Stadium on Saturday.
>Only 10,605 went through the turnstiles to watch as NSW lost to the Sharks, making the 30,000-capacity venue barely over a third full only a few days after the sold-out Eels v Tigers NRL match.
>A few factors hit the numbers, including their South African opponents, the game being on the last weekend of the school holidays and competition from the AFL's Sydney derby at the SCG.
>That last factor had a big impact, with Hore conceding that the vast majority of the Waratahs' stadium members opted to stay in the east and watch the Swans.
>"We would get 4000 or 5000 members usually but we had nowhere close to that last night," he said.
ohnononononono
looks like /afl/ wins again

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my gay /rug/ family

nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12226070

>no ref gf

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Don't need that rag to tell me I'm #1 sexy m8

looks like /afl/ wins again

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nah mate /drunks/ here

>thinking we want the tards to succeed in any way
youre just doing our work for us

literally which other aussie super rugby team can pass as relevant
don't make me lol and say the one based in c*nberra

we dont care about relevancy
we care about /heart/

Aren't we all liars? Whether or not we're any of the other things as well, we're all going to hell anyway.

There are 3 teams based in states bigger than NZ and Canberra is still bigger than any NZ city except Auckland. Some of your franchises represent areas smaller than my penis.

and yet none of those peems can beat teams representing 1/5 of New Zealand top kek
also friendly reminder

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Is that the Force?

joke's on you I'm not w*st Australian so that doesn't hurt me

stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/opinion/112292791/rugby-australia-treading-on-dangerous-ground-if-they-sack-israel-folau

he is allowed back into the sport once he shows contrition. simple as

that article is fucking stupid de su. annoyed I bothered with it

booked my trip with the boys lads

ladyboys?

the ladiest of ladyboys

Sounds a bit gay m8 not gonna lie

wtf Yea Forums lied to me

>thing doesn't exist if I don't look at it
Sounds like you're the sheltered one here

>A few factors hit the numbers, including their South African opponents, the game being on the last weekend of the school holidays and competition from the AFL's Sydney derby at the SCG

Nothing to do with Folau, No?

hadn't even thought of it but yeah, the star of the west would've pushed wankbest to capacity
state of the reporter for not adding that

Would he actually though? Do Tahs ever sell out stadiums?

>Do Tahs ever sell out stadiums?

Probably not but the fans are right to boycott the team, any team that stabs their own players in the back at the whims of the sjw pedo mafia deserve to go under

SLAR (Súper Liga Sudamericana de Rugby) confirmed for march of 2020 with six teams and expandind to eight for 2021
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The Tahs sell out whenever they play north of the bridge where the majority of members live. Of course they had never done this before last year and have done it only twice since.

don’t know but this is a new stadium that’s literally only been open for a week and it was the first night fixture, that generally inflates the crowds
maybe not sold out but a lot more than 10,000

Miss me?

No

There farther west in sydney you go, the more people you find agreeing with him

only thing being missed will be you missing your front teeth you stupid cunt.

Cant wait for 2021 midweek games between RC and SR teams lads.

enjoying the rugby quite a bit now lads

wish it was actually popular in WA and I was exposed to it when I was younger

Yeah mate

Crusaders >>>>>>>>>> AIGBs tttttttttt

good lad

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At this rate, Australia is gonna be a coconut-free team by the WC, leaving them depleted and easy prey for the good christian coconuts of Fiji to get out of the pool instead.

rug morning bump

>kiwis signing a guy already in his 30s for 4 years

God damn it Tupou shut the fuck up

Honestly racist of Rugby Australia to discriminate like this

Why? Based coconuts arent cucked like white christians

Based Tupou backing his captain. This is the team culture Thorn was talking about.

Almost 500. Very exciting time.

He’s one of the Reds few good young players

Think Bumwolves can take the Reds lads? bit of a cripple fight for sure

is this a golden opportunity to finally rid >ourselves of the coconut menace?

how can you look at big fat dumb coconuts like this and feel proud of the wallabies
no wonder this spoort is dying

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>biting the hand that feeds you
What did all the coconuts mean by this?

Reds are top of the Aus conference if they get a bonus point win, not really a cripple fight.

what's with all the seething racism lads

Didn't mean to hurt your feelings m8.

Fresh bread

>do you miss me yet

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