Blues vs Stars: Stanley Cup Playoffs Game 1

GLORIA
GLORIA

Rooting for Zucc

i'm a blooser and it's panera bread time

Jason Deli is underrated, way better than Panera bread.

>going to chain delis
for fucks sake guys get some taste

GOAL? SCAR? IM CONFUSED

Damn it, Boston just scored so it's going to overtime.

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It's a lesser of two weevils kind of thing. You go to Dallas check out Cindi's deli.

DROP THE DAMN PUCK BEFORE I PISS MESELF

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Teds

LET'S GO BLUES

Pierre and female Pierre doing the game together
>new stream time

>female commentators

Yeah think I'm going to pass on this not really in the mood for hindsight

you mean the st. louis bread company, right?

just watch the french stream

Binny gonna get fucked

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SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

FABBS SCARRRRRRRR

bishop caught napping

Bishop gonna get fucked

>BEN B1SHOP

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FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE HOLE

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>finnish goaltending

for those of us that aren't blues/stars fans, which team do you want to see win this series?

For me, it's the blues.

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stars because i liked them in nhl '98 for the ps1

ROBBI DABBRI

im a stars fan and i want to see the stars win

blues for my bracket

>listening to a woman
>listening to pierre
genuinely don't know which one is worse desu

I like both teams but definitely rooting for the bloos. They are the oldest team in the league without a cup and their fans are typically pretty knowledgeable and loyal. They definitely deserve one.

TEDS ARE COMING PUSSIES BETTER LOSE WHILE YOU CAN

I want the Stars to win because Zuccarello is a legend in NY

Best sign was a couple douchenozzles getting a bishop chant started and it fizzling out cause he’s still well respected since he left.

retard here

is the average shift for one line really less than a minute? that seems like a ton of subsitutions

she smile at me pp

hello guys just watched >my team win :)

>teds

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>Vezina finalist gives up a tweeners goal

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go blues

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FUCK BOTH OF YOU YOURE LUCKY YOURE NOT PLAYING THE TEDS

Anyone has the bloos roster sheet with nationality?

>that fucking beer placement

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go back to your containment thread

we're pretty well represented

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Based thank you lad

it's fucking perfect, james. you wouldn't understand.

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The bloos are the most Canadian team in the league

they're pretty much all canadian

Forward lines tend to take shifts anywhere from :20-:50. Rarely does a forward line play for more than a minute except on the powerplay. Defensemen can sometimes stretch shifts a bit longer, but not by much. It's something that does not translate well to television because the changes happen when the puck is deep in one offensive end so the Camera is not always capturing the line changes. If you ever watch a game live it is a lot more impressive to see how fluidly they change lines on the fly.

>No Czechs

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is tarasenko a communist?

So you're saying they are not gonna win the Cup either

Pretty much canada

Stars desu

looks comfy

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yo ricky can we get some of those jeh lap enno chips. And i think your pic is sideways dude

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stars will come back, we're a 2nd period team

Thanks for answer, do they just get gassed that quickly? Is it comparable to sprinting for 45 seconds straight?

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thanks fren.
deleted it because it was fucking sideways and i feel like a retard.

>felt comfy might delete later idk
t. literally you

These fucking chances are crazy

Doesn't Steen play for Sweden?

why dont they let them fight anymore?

That's exactly what I'm saying based bean bro

You shouldn't feel insecure fren, it's Thursday Night
>bb

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lmao that shakycam

>this is comfy, frens will appreciate it, fuck.
t. actually me.

gonna go throw up nah

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Who is this chick?
Why are girls allowed to play hockey?

they're wearing a lot of heavy gear too m8

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Learn your history

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I'd climb that mountain

now this is a picture which should be deleted
t. comfy sideways picture deleter

yes it is very taxing. Skating seems like it might not be very tiring because you theoretically glide around, but skating with explosiveness and maneuverability burns your legs out quick as hell. By the time you get over a minute into a shift your legs are on fire.

In the second period the teams switch sides and are farther away from their bench in their own defending zones. This often leads to guys getting stuck deep in their zone for a long time in which the attacking team can quickly change on fresh guys from their bench and the difference between fresh/tired legs is very noticeable. Pay attention to it in the second period you'll see what I mean.

AAAHHHHH

miss panger lads

dear lord you can smell the marlboro lights

FRESH LEGS BOYS FRESH LEGS

doesn't little Pangs work for NBC during the playoffs?

>In the second period the teams switch sides and are farther away from their bench in their own defending zones. This often leads to guys getting stuck deep in their zone for a long time in which the attacking team can quickly change on fresh guys from their bench and the difference between fresh/tired legs is very noticeable. Pay attention to it in the second period you'll see what I mean.

Interesting, I was wondering about this earlier whether it made much of a difference

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SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE

Who the fuck is we?

>This is what a woman looks like in methlouis

HO LEE JUMPIN LIL' FELLA

Gave him the old nine of hearts!

>south methlouis
ftfy

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Which one of these cities has more hill billy's?

Straight Outta Jeffco

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I don't know, but I can tell you which one has more nigs.

sadly dallas has no hillbillys left, its all mexicans and californian trasnplants

Which one?I'm sure there's lots in both

I thought that was just us
t. Boise, ID

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StL, don't go across the river.

Embrace the diversity bigots

>yfw Texas turns blue with in the next 2 elections

Depends on whether you measure by raw numbers or ratio of black in the population. the black population of Dallas is 295,000, and St.Louis hs 157,000. However, blacks are 25% of Dallas' population and 49% of St. Louis population.

When will Houston get the hockey team they deserve?

Do i have to be white to enjoy hockey?

Unless you're a puck, yes

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blues

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Ask the shorks fans base m8

Where am I suppose to get a decent bj then?

nigger

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CAM ON STORS SCAR SUM FAKIN GOLS

thread is dead lol

Not that surprising desu

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texas will initiate the civil war themselves before letting that pass

Just like the arena

Crowd is so lame

>lol i said it again. eat it, sjw cucks

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It’s a rival thing plus the whole choking to everyone thing. That blues-hawks Series was god tier. They hated the wings too but they’re gone

That series was so fun, everyone outside of Chiraq dancing on the Hawk's grave was based

>BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S BL00S

score.

snore

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Well then

This is a very boring match.

THERE WE GO AND ZOOK IN THE MIDDLE OF IT AGAIN

Hockey is gay as shit but it would be funny to beat canadians at their own sport

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HATE bloos

>Jason Spezza
Did I just enter a fucking time machine?

The stars are boring. Jets blues was a fun fest, Stars fuckin suck lol

Do the stars actually have an elite defense or is it just a flash in the pan?

Better start to get your amo m8, just look at what Beto did with all those Commifornia transfers

Hockey is the only main sport with minimal niggers, and you can fight.

>B-but its too fast! I cant keep up with it all!
Faggot.

Why no show shots :/

I still hate the Red Wings more than the Blackhawks. The Red Wings ruined my childhood.

>great shift
>lindell fucks it all up

Is bloos captain least skilled of all captains?

I change the channel for 10 seconds and the stats score

I’m a 25yo zoomer but I really miss playing the red wings knowing what they did in the late 90s.

good, but young, heiskagod will lead them eventually

Can you change it again so they score again?

no that would be teows

Being the blues captain just means not asking for too much money. See Backes and Brewer

They look pretty composed, especially when the bloos get long periods of posession in their zone

>muh meaningless end of season hot streak

Pietrangelo's passing and positioning is top notch. He's pretty good defensively too. Not every captain has to be lighting up the scoreboard

That was a pat maroon chant

the sharks captain was COMPLETELY invisible during the overtime of game 7

>another fucking stinker by bishop

Based Roman Polak giving us help again

lmao

Palvelski didn't do shit in Game 7

TARASENKO

>Bi2hop

VLAD SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

well that was a quickie

SSSSSSSCCCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRR`

blur - woo hoo

think the blues may have got a scouting report on bishop desu

still laughing at predditors PP desu

>female commentator

5*2

>old man 5 hole Bishop

Report
>long legs = big 5 hole

>povertyball

>nbcsn still trying to make me care about divegrass
wew

>not watching the french stream

>tvas
>ever

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>finnish goaltending

Alright bishop deserves those lol

an incredibly boring game, neither team deserves to advance teebeehee

i'd listen to a french qt desu

>this game

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Houston panthers desu

guys the game is on

Why does NBCSN suck so fucking bad that they cant afford to have a shot counter up at all times

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Let's GO.

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this pisses me of so much

she unironically said hockey iq

>don't go to Stl
FTFY t. KC

VLADY

Senko finna boutta get the hatty lads

BASED

VOVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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FUCK

At least we have a football team

Speaking of which, how's the draft going? Did the Cowboys make a trade to get back into the first round?

>Dallas... you vill no advance

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lol KC is the worst a shithole with a superiority complex

I tried it, it was shit. they're falling asleep in there

>implying jerry won't complicate the salary cap further

gambling is the most based addiction

What weak ass teams desu.
Oh man if the refs didn't screw my team out of the win in game 7 the thought of meeting either of these clown teams eventually would make me salivate.

I would say only the past 7 years but ok faggot

Hands off Zuch

M-most dangerous lead?

binnington is elite

so what happens to laffs fans if/when the blues win the cup this year

He is putting on a clinic. He is gonna be the stars boogie man

pls no

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Dutchtown.

TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOME

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>country roads
Based

>missouri
>singing about "going home" to west virginia

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COUNTRYY ROOAAAADDDDDSS

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It’s pretty much a quarter West Virginia

WHERE DID YA COME FROM WHERE DID YA GO?

Country Roads is one of the few perfect songs in the world tbqh

even fallout 76 couldn't ruin it
youtube.com/watch?v=FRPeYP6gS-s

ok, its time to KILL the stars

Fuck this game finally got interesting and the fucking refs are being faggots

NAIL HIM
FUCK WITH HIM

DONNYBROOK

why did they stop the fucking fight???
WHY?????

These refs are confirmed homosexuals

Why did that ref stop them? The gloves were dropped, let them go at it

FIVE MINUTE MAJOR FOR BEING BASED

Fuck off refs and fuck off bennington

>ref puts his hand up
>no penalty is called
>woman "analyst" just snickering

heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa

>shitposter so bored he has to make bs up
he got his shit shoved in the regular season, jproblem is reminding him of that

ffs, just offset the penalties

Comeau did nothing wrong.

THE REFS DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY'RE PENALIZING ANYMORE

>pierre playing dumb

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Literally what the fuck are these refs even doing???

FUCKING CAN THESE FAGGOT REFS

they don't know what to do anymore, uncle gary hasn't mailed the script yet

NuNHL will jump in on any fucking fight now. They even made it a game misconduct for anyone to fight while another fight is going on just to be faggots

Wtf is going on?

>comeau four minutes for goalie interference and roughing
>lindell two for roughing
>pietrangelo two for roughing
>dunn four for roughing

okay...what?

he's been cucked since the "mansplaining" incident

Would rather have the refs from the women's gold medal match than these guys

dunn said the N word so he gets an extra 2

That's bullshit. The refs just pulled shit out of their asses

>Bishop chant drowned out by lets go blues

Kinda based cause this douche has been trying all night lol

would that have actually counted if it went in?

comeau got 2 for goalie interference

Why are the refs so autistic lads?

wtf they're trying to kill bishop!!

reckon he would have died without that mask

Bish gonna lose more teef

was roman reigns leukemia a work or shoot

I cannot take this dumb cunt color bitch

this lady sucks at color commentary

like I know that shit isn't exactly a hard job but all you gotta do is be entertaining, she ain't entertaining,

Worked shoot

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>booed constantly
>comes back to cheers
>had an acting role while he was "doing chemo"
>looks bigger afterwards
obviously a shoot, you'd be an idiot to not notice

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6 on 4? RUH ROH

>6 on 4

wew

It’s a high stick but what a puss lol

powerplay oh no no no no no

>PP
Prepare for Blues to get Knighted.

5 on 4

>blows the whistle
>counts the goal
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE REFS LMAO

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UH OH
GARYS CALLING

yes i posted that before play resumed and bishop was back in net but THANK YOU FOR INFORMING ME SIR

Oh nooooooooooo

she's boring me to death, almost don't want to watch the game anymore desu

goat work

IT WAS AFTER THE WHISTLE

holy shit refs

THAT'S IN BABY

Fuck the stars no goal lol

Revenge for 99

WHISTLE

>ref can't even remember when he blew the whistle
lmao

>pierre only addressing the female commentator
why is he such a creep

HERE WE GO AGAIN

>same ref blows whistle AND signals goal

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the puck was still loose

jc, these refs are dumbasses.
>same ref that calls it also calls it a goal

>Whistle

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These refs have been awful

Goddamn these fucking refs

why
WHY
WHY????
NHL CHANGE THIS SHIT

>refs

Fu king stars cant hit the broad side of a barn

>when the sandstorm kicks in

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THE
FIX
IS
IN

>*ring ring*

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>Toronto calls
UH OH

RESULT: HALF GOAL FOR THE STARS, PP CONTINUES

>another blown call
the nhl and nfl are now officially meme organizations

>nobody hits goalie
>call 4 penalties
>dont let people fight
>blow whistle
>lol no sorry it's a goal

what the fuck man

these refs are genuinely worse than the ones in the shorks/golden showers game

rolls a d20.....

HAHAHAHAHA
I best toronto was like "yes it's a goal you fuckheads this is your last day"

who /sandstorm/ here?

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Seriously, this officiating is as bad the US Finland women's game

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Fuck off refs tryna fuck the stars. Shitty ass reffing

don't post weebshit in a gamethread

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>make it interesting, I wanted a closer third period

>he blew?
count eet

It was obviously in before the whistle. Can't you distinguish things that happened a tenth of a second apart?

Is this bitch reading a script off her iphone?

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hope dallas wins this so people get even more mad at reffing desu

Females in the workplace were a mistake.

female commentators were a mistake

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SHUTTHEFUCKUPYOUDUMBCUNT

oops

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Based factposter

teleprompter

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Crowd REALLY stepped it up this whole period

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SCAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

big if tru

sunbelt BTFO again

that's a man baby

UNREFFABLE

wow

gg stars lets do it again

BASED

this fucking bitch

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GLORIA GLORIA

AJ has played more hockey than you ever will (none, because you can't skate)

Shit was obviously rigged.

Not too mad at the stars after this. Bishop sucked. Gg stors

h-h-his story is incredible

Blues maybe getting a cup this year

>stores

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>3 stars of the game
>none of them are Stars
What is this gay shit?

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and?

Stars need to learn to hit the target and bishop stop giving soft ass goals

Not an argument

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>win the game
>get to have Pierre ask you questions really, really close to your face

HONK
HONK
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

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>stors

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Anybody have a gif of perrons shot off bishops face?

it's coming home, lads.

>lose on the road
>expect to get congratulated
go back to soccer

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very high quality

I believe he was born in Canada, but has Swedish parents. Not sure though, too lazy to google

yeah and she was legit. easily could play nowadays

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just realized this was just a game general. oh well