/nrl/ Friday Night Footy

Do not sleep through sunset, it may cause insanity

don't worry mate i already have autism

i miss anzac day lads

tis my favourite public holiday

My boss offered this, but expected me to make the hours up over this month. I politely declined.

>oak
BASED

frugalfeeds.com.au/2019/deal-mcdonalds-5-double-beef-n-bacon-burger-meal-with-small-fries-coke/

Business idea: kebab shops as food vendors in all stadia, also red rooster and decent pies and chiko rolls, maybe carvery so can have roast beef or chicken rolls with lovely gravy

Hate people who ruin nice roast beef by slopping shitty gravy all over it

*chews dry roast*

good gravy =/= shitty gravy
Unless you're one of them gravy haters, are you anti-gravy?

I hope the dogs get the win tonight because I don't think the cows will make the finals anyway, but they are two clubs that I both kind of like

Lunch lads

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The pies look a little bit over but it could just be the light. Do kiwis put tomato sauce on pies too?

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non-gluten-free nachos indeed

Wish I was dead

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Geelong R5 N3

How badly is Cronulla gonna get refballed tomorrow vs Broncos?

based

welcome freshie

thanks

freshie is an insult, freshie
how fresh are you

very

no you dumb freshie this is the part where you sperg out and insist you aren't fresh, start listing old tripcunts, call me a freshie and so on

just put 50 on this

Kek, okay faggot. You're projecting so hard, it isn't hard to see who the real freshie is here. I bet you weren't even here to remember ZG, RC, and JR you pathetic freshcunt.

now we're talking

imagine being psychotic. imagine making a sc team for milky when he doesn't even post here any more. imagine continuing false narratives and forcing the re-occurrence of persona's from years ago and thinking everyone believes it. imagine thinking people here think it's actually cely and milky in the sc league and not the same person that created the other 14 teams in the league.

o-ok you can stop now

>He thinks remembering zero goose, josh reynolds and reality check makes him some epic old fag

kek

KEK

Jordan Kahu to score 8+ points $20 @ 2 Ladbrokes

thread just starting smelling like rancid feces

it was a penalty lads

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DON'T let richo see this

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you clearly don't understand what psychosis is, but I agree with the sentiment of your post

Has there even been one single decent gimmick in the last couple of years?

big fan of virgin broncucks customer

t. psychotic

DCElite

pretending to be a persona from a few years ago and posting a few times in a thread every now and then is not a gimmick

trip on nightshit

ah yes, another one of ivan's favourites he likes to force. big fan of laffingoat.

tindr chick wants to go to VeganYum cafe for a date lads

so predictable it's not even funny any more

*yawns and closes the thread*

at least 25% of posts in almost every thread are by me. i am 100% serious

i have made 16 posts in this thread alone, many of them samefagging and replying to my own posts

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at the game lads

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If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate

>tfw goosey sees you samefagging

based brent sherwin

are those 3 blob of red paint on their chest suppose to be gunshot wounds?

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tag yourself

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Just got refballed by an inferior male ref lads

KEK

ah yes, it's that time of the night when ivan shitposts his tindr matches.
expecting danny or richo to start tripping soon.

Me with down syndrome next to the guy in the tan shirt

Another Friday night all alone just wanting to die

>fullwogs
More like Bore: Ragnarok

>kapoo

That is the barest crowd I've ever seen lads

just put my ice money on okunbor try and dogs win 1-12

seen worst at poosters games

Why would you try to grubber from the 30m line

Hard to imagine why these teams are at the bottom of the ladder

I finally got a gf lads

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just dumb coconut things

KEKEKEKE I love coconut shenanigans

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If you hire someone with dreadlocks, honestly you deserve to lose

Don't think anyone is questioning that
There's a reason why the media is full of 'Why are the Knights doing so bad?' and yet nothing about Fullwogs or Pooboys

BRAAAAAAAAAP

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Bloody hell pull your finger out Hopoate

Do NOT show this to /afl/ lads

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me but with /afl/

Congrats man she looks really hot. And shes a broncs supporter nice

Do you ever think about what a scrum smells like

Just fell over the line lads

based okunnigger

Thinking about dressing up as Cher and hitting the karaoke lads 'If I could hold my line, if I could find away'

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all ivan. although not sure why he is watching it on a stream when he as foxtel.

When are they playing the first grade game lads

Girls hands are weird lads are they fun to hold?

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It’s called “Magic Round” because Todd Greenberg makes every teams home ground advantage dissapear

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His name is literally cockandballs

It literally isn’t

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It is

Want to smell Vonnie's butthole after a big night of commentary, and some 1am Maccas on the way home.

>Vonnie

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Support the game on the global stage boys

Rampaging faggot who hasn't read the thread here
Stream plz

based kayo mate

he meant literally figuratively

>scott getting pushed off by a guy half his size

Who is this actual, literal and unironic goddess lads?

Maria Sharapova. She’s the new Face of the Game™

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Paul green more like small peen

How many pillows do you think he uses in missionary?

Makes more sense to get 1 point for a bye, otherwise teams that have byes earlier in the year have their position in the ladder temporarily inflated

ERROR: NO tits detected.

janny ain't happy

>deleted

based jannyGOD

>ladder watching
confirmed would never make it as an NRL player

It really is a game of two halves

The points aren’t the only thing that gets temporarily inflated when Broncos go lower on the ladder

For fuck sake I just typed up a long pandering post and the thread gets deleted

I got a 3 day ban for that. Little does based jannyGOD know I’m a phoneposter and can evade bans at will

revving up those proxies with no survivors!

Post it here instead la

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Is there a more overrated player than Morgan?

Danny BTFO

Hello there my Yea Forums friends! In case you were wondering this lovely lady is sitting in the BRAND NEW stadium called Bankwest Stadium, home to the Parramatta Eels of the NRL!

What is "NRL" you ask? Why that is the National Rugby League played in various parts of Australia and New Zealand. If you're curious you can click the links below, you're all very welcome in /nrl/!

youtu.be/olcmZbUD4Z8

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_rugby_league

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shouldn't have bothered posting this

Hey Yea Forums :). Tonight, one of the greatest sporting events on the entire planet is taking place, and you probably don't even know about it! Hard hits, awesome skill, fast players, it's got it all :). The game? State of Origin. The sport? Rugby league. What's on the line? Only state bragging rights for the entire year. Think of it like a probowl that actually matters :). Speaking of which, the rules are simple! You get 6 (downs) to score a try (touchdown) and if you don't succeed, you must kick it to the other team. Only backwards passing. Come see former NFL Superstar Jarryd Hayne in action in the game that made him a star in the NFL. Join us in the game thread on Yea Forums, ya cunts :). Kickoff is in 20 minutes.

Is there a player that looks more like a criminal than hampton

:)

Guys stop. This is both embarassing and poothetic.

Jarryd Hayne absolutely raped the seppos in the NFL

Oh come on, the Cowboys aren't doing that badly

>nightshite cant even beat shiggies

lol

Can the nrl survive all the qld teams being at the bottom of the ladder

it's a nswelsh sport m8

>put a chip over the top
>run directly into an opposition player and fall over
big brain plays

Made some very poor peem selections this round, lads

Had din dins lads, going to clean up and come back for the next game. Thanks for reading. Have a good game.

>if sharks and knights win over the weekend, broncos will be LAST
How hard are they gonna get refballed to victory tomorrow night?

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>stop letting cockandballs touch the ball
>win game

Why did Brad Fitler never learn to speak properly?

enjoy bro

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They should never stop the clock even when ref blows whistle, and instead just add extra time at the ends of the halves

>knights win
very doubtful

Freddy used to speak with the eloquence of david attenborough before he fried his brains on concussions and mdma

>opponent captained okunbor

I've been a fan of Corey Walker since he debuted and have followed him passionately

This is the second best year they've had in ages

lolwut poast a screencap m8

Barry check the fuse box

>debutted
Uhm learn to spell Dèbû’d sweetie

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was really looking forward to hearing gus commentate tonight

>kek look at this post he actually IS a 30 yr old virgin

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If Addo Carr married Brad Fittler his name would be Addo Fittler XD

I don't know about any of the Gus stuff, did he get fired or something?

I am the only person I know who enjoys him

Me top right

Based gus

>fox sports games can fit in the anzac ceremony and still kick off on time
>nine's games kick off 25 minutes late

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>last post
They need a new song lads this one is getting old

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I didn't even know varg was a fan of footy

Is that the guy who voices Goku? Didn't know he followed souffs

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youtube.com/watch?v=5x6kwcHkCYs

would unironically prefer they have modern trumpets and not fuck it up

>when I succs real good

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Where are the abos dancing? Shame on NSW

imagine posting during the minute silence

Those are Maximus' legions

I remained silent while I was goodposting

How...

I posted silently lad

>souffs literally playing in flowery, striped jerseys

Go soufs

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>anzac ceremony
based
>channel nine scheduling it poorly
unbased

How is it scheduled poorly?

simply pushing kickoff back even further is not correct scheduling, instead they should cut out prematch rambling

>ANZAC round
>Surgess allowed to play
Hope they knock him out

S O U F F S

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new rule: poms have to spend the day saying thank you to aussies and kiwis

>Player touches ball maybe 20 times in the match and only makes 1 error
>Bretty gud performance

>Ref refs for 80 minutes and makes one of two mistakes
>rrreeeeeeeee

Can't cut the rambling. They paid good money for all those ex players to be there. Need to use them.

Make the ex players perform the ceremony

I've got a man crush on Rusty lads

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Just wanted to let you losers know I was personally bullied in high school by a current 1st grade player

new rule: every ANZAC day we bash any turk cunt or anyone that looks like em and epsically cowcuck customers

>Gould strategically goes and sits in the crowd to watch the Panthers get raped
>All the news stories tomorrow “Gould watches on as Clearly trainwreck unfolds”
Based Gus playing 4d chess here

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Reminder jannies have no idea of Rusty's connection to rugby league and will ban you for off topicposting

and now you're here so you won in the end m80

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>newcunts in charge of knowing old rules

Just another chapter in the Book of Feuds

Russell Crowe (Rusty) IS Souffs and the Souffs ARE Rusty.

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Idea: Pass it forward all the time but only a little bit at first and gradually get more and more blatant

and get the commentators to call forward passes short pass

I'd kick a field goal every single set and never let them get possession

based shigglers

>THIGHDAY CALLING HIMSELF BALD
I LOVE HIM LADS

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interesting idea

I'm going to bring my own folding chair and wear a bright green fluro vest and jump over the barrier, plop down my chair and sit in there with the best seat of the house

I love thurston so much. He's definitely in my top three rapists in nrl

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poosh poosour

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That's been baloney's strat for years

chasing tipping hip. I'm 3/3 so far this week, and picked correct margin for roosters v dragons

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GAYGUY

>b-but the tipping!!
pathetic, even for a tripfag

When Souffs win I will be 4/4 and I don't tip on anything or ever place any bets ever. Get on my level.

I'm 4/4 lad

>captained cook
JUST

Your mum is 10/10 faggot HA

so did just about everyone else in supercoach, cazzie.

lovely digits. I picked souffs too but don't wanna count my chickens before they hatch

Pop goes the shoulder

grubby abo

Can we not with the casual racism

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If you can tip, start gambling mate. It is literally free money.

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TipGod you here m8?

nightshit thinks he is elite at tipping however has said on numerous occasions he will never tip against manly. tripcunt, you have exposed yourself that many times it is not funny

For me it's Thins Salt & Vinegar

right here mate. Panthers to win this

you now remember nightshit and the toilet paper thread

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no i don't

Reminder last season that Panthers were top of the ladder at this time.

baloney the shoe thief

>he didn’t Captain Cook

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>awwwwww Maloney tried to play the ball :3

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I used to live next door to Andrew Johns

Nicole I can't live without you any longer.

Reminder

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upstairs listening to the radio and I can hear my wife going to the pantry every two fucking seconds for more food. how do I tell her she is getting unhealthily fat?

Make a joke about her getting fat and let her see you checking out skinner girls.

>sacrificing 2 points because you don't think you can hold back the poothers
Fucking idoits

put your trip on nightshit. you're the only person in this thread with a wife and now we all know she is fat as fuck

>tipping against your peem
>ever
What are you? Some kind of faggot?

>murray
>20
Fuck he's average without his attack stats. Can't wait until round 12 is over so i can dump this shitter.

this is what happens to kiwi women when they hit their 30's mate

Speedos trigger me. I remember when I was in school, this slightly pedo-ish teacher of the small rural school I went to made everybody get Speedos for our weekly swim in the local pool. I was in grade 6 and was the only kid with underarm hair and everybody made fun of me for it.

Who would you replace Murray with?

There is a legitimate chance Corey Allan will play Origin THIS year

You CANNOT replace Andy Murray

Surgess, Kikau, Martin, Crichton

>Kikau
Can we cool it with the casual anti-semitism?

>EBAM had to retire
It still hurts lads

Don't think Te Maire Martin is a forward m8

>its a nighshift posts without a tripcode but forgets he’s the only one here with a wife episode

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>not bringing him in through DPP
cazzie detected

What sport do you think this is m8?

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>he his trading unbased cam murray to a based round 16 gun like marsters after round 12

I already made that post you dumbcunt.

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>a fullwog win is so rare they really have to celebrate when they can

wow, apparently Wayne Bennett used to coach Broncos. Just can't see him there

based wogGODS tabbing on whitey

managed to tick off an absolute specimen of a freshcunt casual if anyone's interested

>souffs cant even hold the poothers to zero

WTF WAS THAT

WHY WOULD YOU KICK THE FUCKING BALL
>I'll just give them another set of 6 teehee
I bet that cunt was a coconut

miss Pty Ltd posting lads

STOP GIVING THEM FREE SETS YOU FUCKWITS HOLY SHIT

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Losing my hair but not my virginity, lads.

I wanna be a trippy what should my trip be lads

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!!imAf4gg07

If I hear 6 to go again I'm going to die.

The once great then shit then great again then shit again then shit then shit then non-existant then shit then great South Sydney Rabbitohs are becoming shit again

Gus on Pooicide watch

This poothers crowd getting salty af lads

>have the Rabbitohs bets cashed out yet?
>activate it

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>Cook (C)
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Based me
Based you
Based poomunity

Captain Cook

Why does refs hate Penrith?

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Everyone hates Poothers mate

Based walkie

WALKGOD

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wayne bennett

more like

wayne faggot

Captain Cook set up that try. Fuck the haters

>still hating based Benny

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1 step forward 2 steps back

Is it true he went to Poocastle just to fuck them up?

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Based Murray attacking stats

Delete this

>/nrl/ has only one thread
>/afl/ has ten
KEK
your poomunity is finished

/gayfl/ sperging out hard lads

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>Narrative for this game:
- Panthers try
- Panthers penalty goal
- Golden Point
- Cleary vs Reynolds kicking match
- SportsBet wins

>Most nrl fans don't spend Friday night at home

Lads, what did the refs do before the bunker?

another dead thread?
DO NOT LET /AFL/ SEE THIS

Is Richo the cameraman tonight lads?

Literally refball tonight lads

Can't believe I fell for the Cook meme

DO NOT LET /AFL/ SEE THE STATE OF OUR POOMUNITY, OR THE STATE OF THESE CROWDS

Are we watching it /nrl/ family?

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BIFF BIFF BIFFF
FUCK YES

Why couldn't WalkGOD cutout Gagai there

The refs fell for the act like i’m injured for a penalty try meme

>slides knees into player
>no 8 point try

Sam Burgess threw a punch and got away with it lmao

I've always liked Big Sam, always a good watch

Imagine not having Cody Walker as cap

FOR FUCK SAKE LADS

Its pronounced Saam

How fucking hard is it to tackle cunts JFC

Just fell for the throw the ball over the sideline meme lds

It's pronounced dickhead

Goldlel point finish incoming you heard it here first

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SOUFFS

When was the last time in NRL the scrum feed team didn't win the scrum?

Why didn't he just throw it forward? that way his teammate has less to run

CAPTAIN COOK

CLEARY BTFO

GUS ON REDEMPTION WATCH

Penrith had a moral victory

Kek who are they booing?

youtube.com/watch?v=aVMtpIHkR_I

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chip straight to a waiting opposition and chase

>someone screencap cleary here.

He looks suicidal

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Based Satan
>JUST

barry check the fuse box

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Why does losing to the Souths hurt so much

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>shorter than ruan sims

rugby league

>titans
>sharks
>raiders
>knights

tfw pretty musular predicted score

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Someone take the mic off Thaiday FFS

got an extra pillow so i am ready for when the broncos win the premiership

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Is that why girls cover their beds in pillows so they're always ready to have sexual relations with guys with small penises and they have so many because at least one will give them the most pleasure?

don't forget the pledge ladies

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No they cover their bed in pillows the same reason they fill their wardrobes with hundreds of shoes and dresses. They get a kick out of buying trivial shit with someone elses money and displaying the wealth.

based incel

*volcel

Both wrong
I’m a noncel

I would enjoy buying shoes and dresses for a girl but as an obese balding friendless virgin that will never happen

actually there is an entire "sex industry" for that called findom

Dont think this thread will last the night

>mfw I signed over my house, life insurance and car to my findom mistress and now she ignores me and just texts me once a month to see if I am still alive

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don't worry mate as my sleeping schedule is munted i will keep the thread alive in the name of GOATcastle
unless i forget

Knights don't have to win for broncos to hit the bottom, they just have to lose by 3 less points

the fact that girls use pillows under their pelvis to enhance sexual pleasure because of my small penis is a very hard pill to swallow

God I hope that is actually true. If so my life is looking great right now.

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*marches on*

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GOATcastle

>tfw the pain was supposed to end for us this year
What happened?

A great GOATcastle morning

Gold Coast win today in Tamworth, 3 in a row. Meanwhile, Broncos on worst start to a season ever in their storied history watch.

Based Novocastrian keeping this badboy alive for Saturday. We finna 500

off to bed lads
have a great day and remember to pray to ponGOD to help sidestep all the bad things in life

>The NRL may be forced to introduce NFL-style injury reporting if coaches continue to play ducks and drakes about the availability of star players and their line-ups for matches.
Imagine being so cucked by betting cancer that you have to do this.

Eagle Farm R1 #2

>Cody WalkGOD will never play Origin

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Predictions for the Sharks game please. I feel like GODnulla are the better team but will get tye shit refballed out of them given the Broncos situation

Will be somewhat low scoring 10-16 points each team max, LOTS of errors on both sides, with broncos getting a tight win like 14-10 or something and there will be a hundred articles about how the broncos are back

Imagine performing damage control for your shitty peem hours before the game even begins. Yikes.

Cronulla win, Broncos worst season ever and they deserve it for cunting Bennett twice

Should I loop WalkGOD lads?

Depends who your AE is

name a better defender in the league right now

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Will be either Mikaele or Garrick

>AFL in meltdown over some booing
How are Victorians actually this soft? How would your average Melbournite cope after an NRL game, where small fights in the crowds are the norm?

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You now remember them being booty blasted over Slater being booed at the GF

Feels like a sunday even though it's saturday lads

Monday
Tuesday
Wensday
Thursday
Friyay
Saturyay
Sunday Funday

true, a good observation

might just tip titans, shorks, manly and knights desu - all feeling pretty 50/50 honestly

what was the booing about?

awful umpiring robbed da dons of a win on anzac day, they booed a best on ground medal being giving to a pies player and the coach mentioned it in his speech
nobody cares, even the pies coach tried to play it down after, it's just some grub journos kicking up an artificial storm

mfw this poomunity is so dead the last post was made over an hour ago by a big strong AFL customer

Queer feminine afl**

Our community still dead?

need qt aussie gf, where and how to get one from this side of the planet

dont want to get sunburns or get bitten by venomous insects, sorry

vatnik pidorashkas are not wanted here

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They arrange the pillows in tiers based on penis size

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what are they talking about?

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cute flag bearer

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based ben hunt impression

IS DON

Dat thousand cock stare

Based Fartshite. Based Titans.

Who else 5/5 here?

Dont get too cocky yet lad. Tiggies will win

>taking the poo

Put all your money on the sharks lads

Whats your setup like lads?
1 Monitor peasant here :(

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COME BACK

What amazon build are you going for m8

Why lad? Tell me your secrets.

Nedsbowl

What's for dinner lads?

Simple value for money, Brisbane are paying $1.55 which is way over odds

If you're a pussy bet the line

Going to try Javazon m80

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>he doesn’t know about refball

reddit

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Is Dreamworld safe to go to again lads? They sacked the female ceo and put a man in charge.

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>pootans

>tfw T*tans blowing it again

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Darkie, you here m8?

>a girl will never look at you like that

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>you know remember when the CEO of Dreamworld's parent company was blamed for the deaths of four people and not the undertrained worker failing to stop the ride
really makes you think

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Dreamworld+White Water World is a top tier combo but I haven't been in a while

lmao

This scared the fuck out of me as a child but now i miss it

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BASED Reality Check

>worker failing to stop the ride
Another indecisive women who panicked and didn't press the big red button in front of her that it was her one job to do but got off because she blamed her bosses for employing her

pretty smart desu

What did they replace it with?

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Miss them so much lads
youtube.com/watch?v=BCn1NxWRXF8

Would like to plop my balls on Hannah Hollis's 5head

Holy fuck when did based Mcqueen come back?

The most generic ride you can imagine
youtu.be/1cnIlY8cc60

Based Reynolds getting injured so the tigers can score points

>He never went to wonderworld

sad

Shit I meant Wonderland

So it turns out women have all those pillows because they stick them between their legs and masturbate woth them.

amp.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/75ew6u/ladies_who_keep_5_pillows_on_their_bed_what_do/

reddit.com/r/GirlsHumpingThings/

amp.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5tuf6j/women_of_reddit_whats_with_all_the_pillows_on_the/

amp.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/6z9lr6/nsfw_women_who_were_into_pillow_humping_how_did/

amp.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/dlrhe/why_do_women_need_so_many_pillows_in_a_bed/

amp.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/1evyxn/is_it_common_for_you_ladies_to_masturbate_with_a/

Wow boring

Imagine only just discovering this widely known fact. Yikes.

I sometimes put a pillow between my legs to stop waking up with hip pain lads

>needing anything else in sex other than your 20cm hard cock and a wet cunt

>not having it dry like roast without gravy

poor girl

am unable to sleep without at least 2 pillows

btw i'm a guy

>brian smelly

the lack of sc discussion in here says to me that this poomunity is not what it used to be. it is lacking character. it is lacking participation. it is lacking poosanalities.

doesn't help that 75% of the SuperCoach peems are the same user

>183cm

prime breeding material

tyrone poochy

exactly, because everyone has left.

>you now remember this post

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all that remains is a pedo, Ivan larping as a poogles customer, and danny who posts once in a blue moon

who ACTUALLY /5from5/ here

how is that not tackling the catcher midair?

How do you get more followers on instagram?

Pay a bunch of Indians to follow you

I don't even post here anymore, dickhead. I'm busy being engaged to a 33 year old nurse with a toddler.

>opponent captained marsters

same as linkedin but you just connect with them for free

jesus hannah has an odd shaped head

He's dating a single mother who couldn't keep the father around for at least a year of the child

kek

there is no matt
there is no milky
there is no joel
there is no joshy
there is spannerhead
there is no basedogs
there is no real shiggy
there is no real cely
there is no real dcelite
there is no real n

this is why this poomunity is dead

Dugan dead rip

another stellar pooformance from pooai poorrow

lmao

Lads, can you add me on snapchat please?

carlyschajg

BroncGODS

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Based BroncGODS customer

uh oh Jacinda will cut my stream soon

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When Sharkies win I will be 6/6.

Brrrrrrrrrt brrrrrt brrtbrrt

>actually thinking the sharks will win

>coconut fucking raising of the NZ flag
#justcoconutthings

Imagine being so pozzed that half your national anthem is in coconut jibberish

GOD OF NATIONS AT ThY FEET

OFFICIAL BEST ANZAC JERSEY RANKINGS

1. Warriors
2. Broncos
3. Rabbitohs
4. Bulldogs
5. Dragons
6. Roosters
7. Storm

Don't know if the other peems playing tomorrow have one and I don't really care

>BroncGODs have the best qts

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Based walking through giant ads during the anzac ceremony

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OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED
AT THE TWILIGHTS LAST GLEAMING

that little kid is reacting to seeing that blonde behind him on the big screen

kek

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Imagine what you could do to that mouth

Love hugging a pillow as I am a virgin who will never get to hug a human female

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FINna dab on them broncucks

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BroncGODS WILL win and I WILL have sex one day.

tfw going to the gf's house and she reaches for the back

love cute funny fat chicks

Everyone eventually has sex.

Not me

>this is what passes as a gimmick these days in /nrl/

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God I miss Ivan.

>gimmick
y-yeah it's just a gimmick

based shorkies

Based not taking the poo

>Penalty Broncos
Here we go lads

GOATES

GOATS GOATS GOATS

if your precious fucking oldfags are all gone and you hate this general so much then stop fucking posting you fucking faggots? I'm so sick of hearing about muh milky!! or muh goose!! it's fucking sad

same lad

I miss Milky and Goosey

That's a Ivan post if I've ever seen one lads

Who the fuck is Milky?

and stop saying everybody is Ivan you dumb cunts

GOD I'M FUCKING SICK OF CASUAL SEX. NEED A REAL GIRLFRIEND

its ivans pet name for his cock. He hasnt seen it in years

Shitest Ronaldo ever

BRONCGODS ARE BACK

why does isaako swing his arms in front of him like a fucking ape when he kicks for goal

BASED 18YR OLD SHITCUNTS

Because he IS an ape

Feel sorry for this Ronaldo kid lads. Not ready for his debut because of Poogan and his 90 year old body

>taking the poo

>Penalty Broncos

>why does a coconut exhibit regressed primate-like behaviour
gee I wonder

Not getting my hopes up lads

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More like robinho macchiato

>take out woates after those dismal displays
>becomes goates again

fuck sc

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>pangai off

fuck sc

HAHAHA OATES GONE

Oates ded means Queensland would officially have to pick some fringe first grader in the backline

Atmosphere idea: fans should sing more ala English super league customers

Going to Maccas, ladies.

Want anything?

fuck where’s Sean Porter when you need him

Grab us 24 nuggs and a large frozen coke m8

Have the same hairline as this ref lads

Hot n Spicy Nuggies

>johnshit and dugan out

why the fuck are the sharks having so many injuries

I've got a full head of hair with no signs of thinning lads.

Sharks officially fucked

>no Nikora
>no RTS
>Cook (C)
>SJ ded
RIPIP me

Sharks live in the water and they're playing outside of the water on a grass field.

Flanno took the PEDs with him.

Not until you reply to posts directly.

Unironically miss Goylan
When is he back?

Wimbledon Sea Eagles

>he fell for the captain cook meme

lmao i told you this was the week us 80k shitters rise up

Kinky

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shiggies what's your end game putting Nikora in as your captain an hour before the match

Thinking of waxing my head and making the Lex Luthor my 'look' lads

>Broncos can only win against an injury plagued pooarks team

Rip my perfect run. 5/6 looks like lads :(

>tfw trainer starts rubbing the heat cream on your leg and goes up and gets some on your balls

Look who his VC is m8

>ywn never eat sj's booty, lick his smooth balls and suck his nice cock

why bother living bros ;_;

same mate

If you dilute the heat cream with moisturzer you can put it on your dick and it feels like a warm hand gripping you

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Could not fathom how low one's IQ must be to think that the Sharks were going to have any chance at winning this.

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Why is gallen's face tomato red

sharks will come back bros. God wills it.

>Broncos (5 penalties) beat a heavily injured Cronulla (1 penalty)
>All media tomorrow “Broncos are back, Seibold is a genius”
Can’t wait until they miss the 8. Pic related is my fridge

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rage

>shitrri

>Tell everyone itt to bet on the sharks
>Load up on the Broncos when the prices changes

kek

Wish I didn't hate coons, I would have cody walker in my team.

xerri is a fast version of pomeroy

>implying anyone in this thread would take advice from a smelly shitskin from hobbitland

SJ literally on suicide watch

>Penalty Broncos
>Commentators don’t know what its for
Love these episodes

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>implying I'm from nz

Some dipshit mod has changes my flag to NZ after I made some jokes he didn't like

My gf is 6 years younger than I am, lads.

I'm 18 btw

They showed the replay of the blatant escort after the penalty was blown m8

he is looking his VC you utter brainlet

based richo

>taking the one

Based milf always nailing the field goal when it's not a game changer

wish i could console him a cheeky blowjob

Milford on redemption watch

thought players can't use their phones during a match

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>Jannies seething at the sight of a naked woman

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77680064/#q77682795

BASED jannyGOD making freshies SEETHE

Think I need to get a new toilet lads, ever since I bought the place the porcelain has been fucked but it just keeps getting worse and no amount of cleaning will fix it

>/nrl/ has a resident janny
>/afl/ has freshcunts spamming gore that stay up for 10 minutes
I know where I stand ladies

I really enjoyed that first half against the Sharks, but I might quit while i'm ahead and not watch the second half

I hate Andy Raymond

>yfw poogan saw the script and decided to skip the game and play video games instead

I am still here

What are they talking about lads

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fresh bread?

Lets get this bad boy to 580 lads

>fight for your hair
that is a battle I lost long ago

Genuine TRUTHIE

wish I were that dog

...

>making a new thread when we’re only on page 3
SHARN’T

>freshie made a shit thread

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>not using the based fridge pic for the OP

up up fagnulla

>getting this badboy to 700 whether janny likes it or not

Based

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feeling sorry for ronaldo

The only thing getting to 700 is my body weight

if sharkies score first they win

Ronaldo is NOT a NRL player's name.

Broncos looking petrolled already lads

>woates

APE BRAIN ISAAKO

>coconut hands

Fucking isapoo

Kick to Isakpoo all night lads

Pooarks are fucking finished.

brailey with the quick tap

That was a close shave by Gillette just then lads

>Gillette

These Pooark zoomers are trying so hard but keep fucking up everything they do

>knock on by brisbane in goal

Knock on lads

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Just want Goylan back. Miss him so much lads

not a fan of players appealing to refs when the opposition is about to score a try

The state of capewells missed tackle count

Perth Sharks lads

do NOT show this to Richo lads

>stream went down
Bloody hell I want to see my BroncGODs win lads

Does anyone have those Goylan pics from last year

>hahaha le fug le richo:DDDDD

>stay there bru

Why does Aragorn go after Arwen when he has Eowyn's fine piss right there in front of him?

Ahahahaha, that carry

>he pulled him off, he can’t do that!
Based nrl morals

>you pulled him off. you cant do that
Bit homophobic 2bh

Prefers men

>can't even keep the sharts scoreless

>divine elven princess
>butch horse sluzza

yeah sure was a hard choice

Will Milford kick another useless field goal?

Blake Bailey is so small lads :3

Will Milford is a co-founding director of Kindred and is a practising obstetrician gynaecologist m8

My stream is back and poorks scored bloody hell lads

Wish my gynaecologist was a Milf

A lot of intellectually dishonest posts ITT...

First time someone called me an intellectual lads

How did milford suddenly learn to kick in one week

>taking the poo
WAT

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WHAT
>TAKING THE POO
THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRONCGODS

Those midget cheerleaders Y I K E S

I miss the short skirts lads

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the poo has been taken. Sharks comeback immeninent

Based tpj trying to kick a guy in the face

Rolando is copping it so much tonight KEK

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Nicole, I never meant to hurt you. All I want is for us to give it another try.

use lube next time mate it won't hurt her as much

>coconut intelligence

Nicole (formerly Nick)

>Isakpoo doesn't know the rules
kek

KEK

K E K

never thought I would see those two words used in the same post

another poo?

Get rid of Galel

Want to see lodge and gallen go lads

Go where mate?

the Bronco's song sucks arse

>that denim skirt

>giving the ANZAC medal to a Samoan

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Capewell had 11 missed tackles in 66 minutes

this pic makes me very horney

Milford was born in brisbane m8

oh no Darius...

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>vc walker
>c ponga

what should i do ladies?

Me on the left

knife some pooramatta players before the match tomorrow

youtube.com/watch?v=xhd9CMVu29Y&list=PL88C8E791E4603429

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Wish I knew what happened to the obviously lesbian cheerleader from a couple years ago lads

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they should have overgrown coconut cheerleaders to match their team

Yuck, see with a skirt you can kinda hid your gross arse.

Ah it's bring ya mum to work day at Bronco's

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Would be happy if mum started cheerleading because that would mean she's doing something active and looking after her health instead of getting fatter and unhealthier to be quite honest

knew the boys would come through in the end

think I'll put this win up on the fridge

Not another teen movie on soon lads

based
i miss when Parody movies were good

JAMIES GOT A GUN

What channel?

my peepee hurt

shes not gay, she just exclusively fucks black guys.

9go, just started

Wish I'd played sports in high school