Burnley, huh?

Who was in the wrong here?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZdUoZJvdipA

>English """people"""
youtube.com/watch?v=sAhEFuq62-I

the cameraman, it's clearly a fucking emu.

see

youtube.com/watch?v=PH1EMovqEJY

IF YA DOOON'T FUCKIN BOOOUNCE

What a friendly lad

translation please

mint

youtu.be/h6HY9EpVuuQ

I think the bloke on screen with the beer was saying someone was shit and the other bloke off-camera said he's alright so the first bloke wanted to fight him "you want some" is an invitation to duel

based

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ABDUL, MY SON

reminder; Messi has never scored against Liverpool and that won't be changing.

is this image an accurate representation of norf?

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>This is the state of Northern savages
>We live on the same land as them

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they're miduls though

Picture needs to be bigger with more bookies

Fuck off back to Europe

I enjoy living in Oxford.

Fuck you for spoiling the end of the new Avengers film for me.

>no charity shops
>over 30% of businesses aren't boarded up
>no pregnant 14 year old pushing a pram
Unrealistic m8

Sorry m8, Brexit says you have to go back to France.

BRITTANY FOR THE BRITISH!!

Europe has shit universities compared to Britain, you can't blame them.

>Oxford

Go drown in the river in your daddy's canoe, rowfag.

>le good university meme in 2019
you can get the best textbooks/papers for any topic from the internet, my boomer friend.

the top British/American universities have international prestige though. You can become perfectly erudite without a uni education but you still won't get a high paid job.

in real degrees nobody cares where you studied, it's only the bullshit degrees where you can't tell if somebody has actually studied or is just some random joe from the streets.

Best uni in the Norf is School of Hard Knocks.

underrated post

I don't think so. Even a degree in astrophysics is worth more from say MIT than from Oslo University.

Absolute alpha

>Irish """people"""

youtube.com/watch?v=Omtfe7lb-gE

OH TOMMY TOMMY

Fookin' Baz 'as been out'td as a t' fookin' nonce!

youtube.com/watch?v=D3w_pmoUfIc&list=PLtiZDRhVuHtc_nI2-okLRW8gIiYNUaMcZ&index=729&t=0s

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I lived in one of the stoke towns for a bit and it was literally just charity shops empty shops pound shops and pubs
Had 3 greggs and a thorntons tho

The Norf is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the baking of the Great Rolls. Three were given to the Scouse Lads, resourceful, friendliest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Mancunians, great weavers and craftsmen of the Satanic Mills. And nine, nine rolls were gifted to the Footie Lads, who, above all else, desire a victory for Norf FC. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another roll was made. In the city of London, in the bakeries of the State, the Dark Lady Thatcher cooked in secret a Master Roll, to control all others. And into this roll she poured her cruelty, her malice and her will to destroy all of the North.

One Roll to rule them all!

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What is Norf Life?

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love england

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Me too.

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if I ever go to Doncaster I am 100% doing some day drinking in that pub

Proper unit, can't even think of what to say. Too intelligent for this nonsense.

Stoke is Midul not Norf

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Damn

hnng

want to sniff her ass lads

for me it's cornwall

I've seen this webm posted here daily for the past few weeks. Can someone please provide some context. At least tell me if the first girl is mentally retarded or just fucked out of her mind.

Same but apparently she's like 15 or something.

Best part is that the lass is probably munching down a pork pie as she's turning around and you can see it protruding out her fat gob

Only if all feminists looked like this.

post the webm. you know the one.

>At least tell me if the first girl is mentally retarded or just fucked out of her mind.

that's a 9/10 in norf

>tfw trialled for Wealdstone when I was 15

ask me anything, lads

>only 3 greggs

might as well live in Africa

are you the raider?

That's a lot of information

Not going to lie lad i think she's kinda cute but im scared she might how downs or something

Did you keep playing football after that? What league?

Seriously. What the FUCK is the problem with british teeth

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Nothing.

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Missing one tooth is huge when you only grow 5 total like

Do you want some?

>13 year old data

could you please write on this map exactly where is norf, middul and souf?

how the fuck are we out this list?

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So all the dentists and shit went away in this country? I know paddies are fucking retarded but come on.

from what i've generally understood, the souf/middul border is between luton and northampton, while the middul/norf border is between stoke and sheffield

Pretty much what Greek user said , although some say anything north of the ring surrounding London is Norf land. Midul is quite small and includes Nottingham, Derby, Wolverhampton, Leicester etc. The river humber (the little indent near Kingston upon Hull) is a good lateral line to indicate what is Norf

Pic related is somewhat contentious, though. People disagree on where the Norf starts quite a bit.

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Norf line definitely needs moving up slightly, I don't know anyone that wouldn't consider Stoke the midlands

Seriously? Have you ever been to Stoke? It's Norf to me mate. As I said it's contentious, though.

stokesentinel.co.uk/news/local-news/earth-we-stoke-trent-midlands-408670

Even Stokeans (stokites?) can't fathom it out.

stoke is north as fuck

Never knew it was a point of contention before, even the people I know from Stoke have just said they're from the midlands

Anything north of alton towers is north
simple as

>girl

audible kek

Nine rings should have been given to the Mancunians. The seven rings should have been given to the Geordies, who the fuck are the footy lads? Then the dark lord Thatcher takes the Mancunians and turns them into soufurn poofs/agents of the state

Yanks have been spouting about muh teeth for decades

How are you supposed to not have these absolute units in your eyesight?

Guy who stomps into view has his penis out

>fwoe it into thuh fookin fiyuh baz, fookin kill it!
>baz!

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Fun fact Mordor was actually based on the Black Country near Birmingham

based

Norf, Middul and Souf is determined by the historical divisions of Northumbria, Mercia and Wessex.

There are a lot of Midduls who identify as Norf simply because they want to avoid association with London, but like it or not, they are NOT true Norferners.

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>Implying places like Cambridge are Midul
kek, keep dreaming Midcuck, we are souf

Those lads are based. Bet most of the people in this thread would kill themselves before managing to run a sheep farm.

Who is he?

For me, it's norf

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KEK HE DOES

That's true. I inherited a horse farm from my wife's parents and by fuck it's a tonne of work. Horses are easier to deal with than sheep for sure too. Even the chickens and couple of pigs I got are a handful. As a cityfag who is in good shape I severely underestimated how physically draining farmwork is.

well you know what they say about horses

Its actually really hard to make a map of norf midul saff so wrong. For one, all of east anglia is saff.

the starting point of the second 100 years war

wealdstone is very near where i grew up, met this guy a couple times at the local

That you can't milk them? I proved them wrong.

This is actually spot on. Proper tragic all the middul nobodies wanting to be souf.

>smashing a windshield with no goggles and not getting glass in his eye
absolutely based. is there anything norf can't do?

fucking kek frogs BTFO EU BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=Vr488qH8XvM

>mfw this is from the jose chelsea era from 06

Out of all the webms I can’t see because I’m a phonefag, this is the one I want to see the most

there's probably a full video of it somewhere

I believe.

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Needs more sports betting ads

>he

Thats where you are wrong m8

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You'd actually have to go to the dentist to have these statistics recorded.

LANDAN.
ESSEX.
youtube.com/watch?v=nIwDAzXEzEM

>What is clover

Just use Mimi or Clover

thats a lad, lad

Good sir this football club has no fans
If you would like a fight, I would be happy to oblige

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Where are these lads from?
youtube.com/watch?v=R9oZaP-my5E

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>tfw proud Norfman

Love the meme lads, gives me a right giggle

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good Norf lads

>he drops his fag and his mate picks it up

Lel

Makes me kek every time.

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meanwhile in new england

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>Kilometers
Fuck off continental scum, those bellies collide at 120 mph

This.

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>tfw a mix of Posh Suvern Cunt and Posh Uni Cunt
Yay. Oxford is a wonderful place if you're either rich or you have non-white fever, it's full of East Asians, South Asians and West Asians. Not so many South East or North tho. Plus a lot of them are loaded so you can get a nice rich waifu.

>british people never go to the dentist
>don't get rated
A brilliant plan desu

>metric measurements
disgusting

>misspelling 'kilometres'
utterly foul

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based new england poster.

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New Jersey was a mistake

Noo Joyzee

What's the problem?

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Absolutely based. People now hire him to go on stag dos with

None of East Anglia should ever be midul. Its either souf or its own thing.

This is my town. Comfy there

top jej good spot

Whoa.

would love to webm related tbqh.

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We use metric in weights and liquids this country is confused

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iToddler btfo

seems the places that are alright are plymouth and bedford then

I still use stones and pints m8

>tfw stole my dads mustang when i was 18 and did this but didnt wreck it because i got lucky and no one was driving through the intersection i drifted into on accident

>that kiss at the start of the video

Im so confused, the youth of today are fucking weird

You were lucky.

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gives me shivers everytime i think about how close i came to ruining my life and someone elses buddy

i bet all of those cars were automatics too

you would lose that bet

Why do Americans fear the clutch?

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Manual transmission gatekeeping is hilarious to me. Imagine taking pride in how you accomplish the mundane task of going from point A to point B.

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why do brits want to have everyone use one less hand and foot when driving? do you trust the average person to be that good at driving?

It's good for racing.

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Of course it is, but are any of us race car drivers? No, we're a bunch of neckbeards so does it really matter?

Imagine not being able to drive most vehicles on this planet because of a mix of your own stupidity and laziness lel.

The sad thing is how many people lose their lives because of your African-tier driving tests and drink-driving culture.

Well everyone here passes their tests okay in a manual. You can get an automatic license but can only drive automatic cars with it.

>One less foot

Even in an automatic you only use one foot for both pedals, you dumb cunt.

I used to think the same until I was given an auto by mistake for a rental. Its seriously comfy, especially in heavy traffic. I still prefer having the clutch but for my daily driver its automatic all the way.

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This. Was driving in Australia and nearly everyone except for hoons drives an auto. Better for cruising around with a cigar in one hand like a pimp daddy too

Buying fuel in litres and measuring consumption in gallons is probably the most retarded thing we do

every time

Yeah I used to be really opposed to automatics until I actually drove one. Now its just easier for day to day life.

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British adaptation of Twin Peaks

>but are any of us race car drivers?

All Brits are racing drivers.

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CAM ON NORFUMBRIA, WIN SOM FUCKING BATTLES

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British people are hilarious!

:D'

Who /shit seaside resort/ here???

youtube.com/watch?v=FfXaC8jHpIw

Norf man on Gregg's bender
youtube.com/watch?v=yII9_hHtUbc

it's pretty funny. every nog in georgia thinks they're part of the royal family now

a smile worth protecting

what team do pikey's support?
youtube.com/watch?v=7eaLsvusF7s

manual cars are only used for sports cars here, if you have an automatic porsche or mustang everyone thinks youre a faggot, on the flip side though if you have a manual shitbox like you brits like to drive you are also a massive faggot, but also a poor faggot. So basically just kill yourself driving manual is easy as fuck.

based and redpilled

>could feel the guys behind the camera getting nervous
They sure "btfo'd" him

>using an iphone
>being a toddler
Lmao

fug

i bought 'im a pint just last week

fooking nonces ar everywhere now

based

FUCK FRANCE
FUCK FRENCH CARS
FUCK THE EU

On the one hand, WTO is fucking shit and would be suicide for our economy. On the other hand, she's a cute.

youtube.com/watch?v=fGvM0UNodI0
OH ILSON WE LOVE YOU

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stop embarrassing my country.

Burnley are in Lancashire, so definitely norf

this looks autistic af

What a load of faggots

At least our cars aren't rebranded cars we had to import from other countries.

>Import
U wot m8? Some of the world's finest cars are made in British factories!

Sunderland Nissan, Swindon Honda, Oxford BMW Mini, Ellesmere Port Opel, the British car industry is BOOMING m8!

Why forget Indian-owned Jaguar-Land/Range-Rover?

According to English football it's pic-related.

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>booming
yeah except Swindon's shutting down lad

This is the cultural norf/souf map.

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I support a National League Norf team and honestly, the distance we have to travel is fucking ridiculous for a regional league. So many souf puffs in our division.

Brum is norf and Lesta souf? You have brain damage.

I was going to make a contrarian response but honestly, that's pretty much perfect. The towns either side of the line would be 'middul'.

Brum is middul and Lesta is middul, m8.

Yes i know.

Less of the attitude! You want some?

the unstoppable force vs the immovable object

Notice how quickly he turns around when he spots the midget coming towards him with his dick at eye level

Did they just round up the closest gingers to take a picture to mock 'Arry?

Had to drive through that dark red area from sheffield to leicester on a bus on a school ski trip to austria. Easily the the most depressing and ugly place I’ve ever been to (it peaked in nottingham), and I’m from ayrshire

Don't get mardeh me duck, Brenny's gonna do Citeh

Leicester has a natural park given by a benefactor to the people of Leicester for eternity and is to remain unspoilt. Literally never heard of Ayrshit, wherever that is.

Fuckin love England. My favorite English athlete and one of the greatest sportsmen of all-time.

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It’s true. And the towers of Isengard and Barad Dur are Perrots Folly and Edgbaston water tower. The shire is based on the land around Sarehole Mill near Mosley where Tolkien grew up

the UK is so fucking depressing.

They’re a bit sensitive about it

Wrong in real science people only care about the work you have done

SANJEEV MY SON, CAM 'ERE

Good thread lads

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based and alpha

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The UK is officially metric but because of dumb fucks like you guys imperial is used in day to day life. Like dumb cunts. It is slowly being faded out because imperial is fucking retarded.

>It is slowly being faded out
Where the fuck do you live?

Sounds like Leeds

Literally a lie.

Anyone who can't do the simple conversion between metric and imperial on the fly is a retard.

so did he want sum?

I just remembered that this show was decent at one point