>this is your GOAT
This is your GOAT
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You gotta be cautious when you're mega rich and ultra famous
lel that's kinda cute actually
ronaldo would have charged her anal
looks based to me
This.
Messi is reacting naturally. If he had hugged the the he should have been called a rapist (or perhaps he was just waiting for her to align it up). Messi is actually a fucking stone cold motherfucker. Look at this shit.
He doesnt want to get metoo'd
I'm neither rich nor famous and I'm still careful about this shit.
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Based Fellow American speaking the truth.
Hiro...he just doesnt want to be accused of rape.
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Redpilled
goat freekick 4 should be penaldo hitting lahm
nice samefag my gerrman friend. very subtle
why are you so mad?
wtf i never focused on messi's face until now
wtf is wrong with him
look at that very subtle head tilt, messi just ordered suarez to do it
yeah he literally cucked Lahm on live TV
these free kicks are nothing special and its not even the topic of the thread
Neymar is such a bitch.
>Hover hand
Fame & money can't buy confidence.
the topic of the thread is messi
Pretty typical of Messi tbf
its his autism
why are macacos all subhumans ?
Barça has won so much because we understand that he is an autist unlike Argentina when they think he has to be some kind of locker room leader in order to win
based
No that’s me irl........
look at how the fabelinho reacts to that normal banter, ape tier personality, absolutely disgusting, if he couldnt kick a ball he would have been killed trying to steal a bank years ago
He was waiting for Hart to drop the ball on the ground.
>He's just like us
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LOOOOL
damn you right
Messi is either so autistic he falls into the CHAD spectrum (due to not realising he is doing shit most people wouldn't do unless they're super confident) or he's pretending to be autistic and is actually a CHAD (seeing as he got a childhood wife I dunno). Look at this shit. He sees the reporter, kicks it, then pretends he never did.
NANI ?!
Is it just me or is messi just a slight better looking version of koksal buba?
Hes suffering from exopyramidal syndrome
I mean, yeah he is
>thinking this is real
I wouldnt want to touch Sergi Roberto's name either
Isn't he offside for doing that?
that is fake, dude.
No because the ball isn't coming from a team mate
That's because you probably make people shudder stood next to you in Gregg's.
What's fake about it?
He controlled donkey face with his mind and/or body language.
impressive. it almost sounds like you are serious
WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG? I DON'T GET THIS.
>Ich bin kein roboter
Aren't all Germans?
>Lay hand on her back
>Lawyer calls you up the next day
>Says some poor single mother is suing you for €5 million for fondling the "backside of her tits" in front of her son
He did the right thing.
But this is wrong. It should be the opposite. You should be able to do whatever you want if you are rich and famous. What's the point then. It just puts more pressure on you.
pink?? why?
but he kicked the ball towards the goal. how come it curved so much? wind? purely accidental
king of autists
>all these webms
I gotta know lads, is he actually autistic?
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Penaldo would have raped her on sight.
based messi put a hit on neymar for slacking in training and fucking his sister too much
gotta put the kids in place every once in a while
>give me the ball, give me the ball, give me the ball...
men respect other's men wife
that some patriarchal traditionalist society shit we don't need in 2019 amirite qwwweeeeenz?
>how come it curved so much?
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>wife
that girl does not look older than 15
Holy shit how does he do it?
Dumb fucking answers. He's just a bit awkward. Nothing wrong with that.