/hoc/

Based Swedish union worker giving it to the man

In Boston? The whites might as well be negros. Bunch of trashy drunktards that cut in line

WHEN WILL THE NIGHTMARE END

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WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR

teds kick the shit outta bawwwwston in t-minus 6 hours

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Choo choo

Correct bracket coming through

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Why doesn't /hoc/ create abstract memes anymore?

so is it really true that the least-embarrassing first-round loss this year is Isles > Pens?
>both of last year's SCF teams eliminated, one in a godawful choke job
>both top seeds are donezo, one in possibly the biggest playoff-series choke in NHL history and top-5 in all of North American sports history
>all division winners out
>a team that hasn't won a playoff series in 15 years lays a massive egg in Game 7 against a team that has now eliminated them three times in the first round since said last series win
>a sweep is STILL somehow the least embarrassing loss
am I correct in this assessment?

What were the first pucks made out of?

now this is advanced yinzer coping

Cherokee hair

>implying
Jarmo "Kek" Kekäläinen is a genius and has calculated every one of the 7 million possible outcomes for these playoffs. There is no way Columbus will lose.

Fatherly neglect

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Wow can't wait for Boston sports fans to have something else to talk about

what drives a man into lying on the internet?

I'm a Bruins fan, dipshit

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK

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Hopefully the Ted's do their job

close but not quite

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sure you are yinzer faggot

I wonder if it gets old. I've only seen one of my teams in any sport ever win and that was surreal. I imagine if at least one of your teams won every year it would lose a lot of its impact.

cheese

vulcanized rubber

Shorks aren't going to get another 5 min penalty to meme themselves past the bing bings.

We can only hope, user

It doesn't for them, but it's a different kind of moment. I've watched the last three super bowls with Patriots fans. The two they won, they were super smug about it, as if it was some miracle they made it because "everybody kept doubting us" when literally nobody doubted them. I've only watched the Packers win once and the Caps won it last year. At least I've seen 1+

>that asterisk
Allowing 4 goals on a major is pathetic

why do you think I emphasized the Laffs losing more than the others? no one expected the Pens to do anything this year, they got swept as many expected, and that sweep still less embarrassing than any of the other ones thus far.

Do they get sick of seeing the pats winning over and over

>no one expected the pens to do anything

Except they did retard. I saw people thinking “oh pittsburgh is going to meme their way to the finals again”. Hell you shitguin fans thought you’d be back because the islanders were a buncha no name people. You reap what you sow

Only the redsox and patriots are competent enough to win championships. Bruins and Celtics are both overachievers waiting to be knocked out of the 2nd round by teams with actual talent.

anyone has the collage from >blots and >pongs elimination day?

ah the washington DC and wisconsin sports fan

t. this user
the inevitable regression into pre-Brady shittery will get old for the lifelongs, but everyone with a brain knows their days as the kings of the NFL are numbered.

probably on reddit

Don't forget to make the second-chance bracket before the games tonight!
There's a chance to win 2 tickets for a special game (outdoor game, europe series, heritage game....) + flight + hotel
>bracketchallenge.nhl.com/

'Inevitable' is my favorite English word

sleep on the teds, you'll end up ded

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>Calgary
BRUH
>Winnipeg
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
>Toronto
OH NONONONONONONONONO
>Canada
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

but my Celties are going to the Finals this year, people will get over hockey pretty quickly if >we lose to Teds

plus the NFL draft is tonight and I can't wait to see which sleeper QB based Bill picks to become Brady 2.0

twitter.com/cwharpergaming/status/1121460962329092096?s=21

Seethe harder vegas

Wonder what will happen when bill and Tom retire here soon

Anybody been watching my boy James on jeopardy

this is an image board

Family was from rural VA, grandparents were poor as shit so weren't into sports. When my dad got to high school, he just decided to start following the Packers. Other than them, I support DC and NC sports since I live there now.

Kraft has Brady's dick in his mouth. No QB will make it until Brady either dies or retires. Ask Jimmy G.

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IT'S T-T-T-T-TEEEEEDSSSS TIIIIIMMMMEEEE

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nobody cares faggot

Also requesting >laffs

I missed last night, I think he's got $1.1 mil now. hopefully he wasn't betting any of that on >his Golden Showers to win anything.

TEDS TEDS TEDS

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wonder how Bonnie Marner will console her favorite son mmmm

sports.theonion.com/john-tortorella-pacing-around-penn-station-screaming-at-1819575095

She's buying him a seasonal pass and has allowed him to invite Matthews over for an all nighter

hahahahahahaha the onion lololololol

Don't want to be taken for a bandwagon you fucking simp

>that absolute state of Finland

And will it make Mitch jealous?

>Open to legal residents of 50 US/DC, CA, BG, CN, CZ, DK, DE, NL, NO, RU, SK, SE, CH and UK (exc. Northern Ireland)
what the hell, gary

SHANT be apologizing for posting normie humor.

>your team
>your prediction for tonights games
>do you have papules on your cock?

Did mommy feet get posted?

Moshi moshi Sweden???

>it was 1-3
OH NO NO NO NO

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>Allow NL, SK, CH
>No Finland
That is honestly weird lol, didn't even notice that

you are a bandwagon

he doesn't want finns attending his events

I have no idea what you are talking about no joke

nope

broons in 5
bloos in 7

LOOK AT THIS DUDE OH NO NO NO

based user with the priorities

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Teds in 7
Dall ass in 6

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Still not as pathetic as flopping soccer style and killing yourself

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>Boston
>Boston and St. Louis
>no

will March& once again blame tonight's loss on the Toronto-Dominion Bank Garden's ice?

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girls can't fart

hokki

Just got called in to work and will be missing the Teds

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>have to do second chance brackets because the first round was pure bizarro world and literally only meme brackets aren't completely shot to shit

lol

So how will Boston fans cope tonight?

WILD CARDS RULE

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>only meme brackets aren't completely shot to shit
kek it's true, I'm tied for 1st with my meme bracket

touché

with seethe

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by watching >their team put up a 10-spot on the flyover memes live

>it was 1-3
>now 5-4
Swedish collapse again

Blues
Avs
Islanders
Bruins

Blues
Islanders

Blues

Good guys:
Jackets
Blues
Isles

Neutral:
Canes
Bruins

Bad guys:
Sharks
Avs
Stars

How would you rate all the series in the first round?
Stars - Preds 6/10
Blues - Jets 5/10
Flames - Avs 7/10
Knights - Sharks 10/10
Bolts - Jackets 11/10
Bruins - Leafs 9/10
Caps - Canes 7/10
Isles - Penguins 8/10

>Isles
>good guys
LMAO

Good guys:
CBJ
NYI
COL
STL

Neutral guys:
BOS
DAL

Bad guys:
CAR
SJS

Kindly remove yourself from this general

Good guys:
Blues
Avs
Isles
Teds

Neutral:
Canes
Sharks

Bad guys:
Bruins
Stars

>yfw islanders win the cup and have more Stan-lees than the rags

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are you a time traveler spoiling the u18 game or what

I did it :)

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hot take
good guys: teds
bad guys: every other team

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t. Laffer or yinzer

>blues continually cucking the JUSTs at the last minute in ever game rated as the worst series
Chimpcongo fan detected

Good:
Blue Jackets
Whalers
Stars
Blues
Avs
Bad Guys:
Sharks
Bruins
Isles

Avs fans eat Pizza hut

Im a >rags fan

caps? more like first round exit.

Stars - Preds 6/10
Blues - Jets 6/10
Flames - Avs 8/10
Knights - Sharks 19/10
Bolts - Jackets 11/10
Bruins - Leafs 10/10
Caps - Canes 6/10
Isles - Penguins 8/10

Fuck off. Glad your team is shit and has the pleasure to draft a finnish busy

Is he gonna be alright lads?

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What

>implying anyone else stands a chance one he wakes up

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>French

DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

Has the league been forever tainted?

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>mfw the Isles lose in the Stan Lee Cup Finals and cope by becoming the new Oilers in never shutting the fuck up about their Cup four-peat that's older than most of their new lifelongs

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cringe

GOOD GUYS:
Canes
Isles
Sharks
Blues
Jackets
Avs
Stars

BAD GUYS:
Bruins

Shawty whatcha sippin onnnnnn
Gatorade
Shawty whatcha smokin onnnnnn
Lemonade

cringe

FAKE NEWS

based? this doesn't satisfy me desu

TOILING
O
I
L
I
N
G

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REFFFIIIIIIIIEEEES

As much as I'd rather >we win the cup, I'm not adverse to the proposition of the Isles winning it solely to dab on Tavares

The Vegas Golden Knights!

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Persians are now whiter than Swedes.

Did Canadian user ask his crush out?

Sin city, more like seeth city

>all this seethe at Boston

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>hon hon hon I am un fagguet for bagguete an hon hon hon honnnnnn~
nuke all francophones

It's real lol

explain to me how it was a bad call. wasn't the dude fucking bleeding out?

So Zibanejad?

only GOOD games today

>people on this anonymous imageboard know who I am and care about my bandwaggoning

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the laffs have a muslim on their team lol

the controversy is the the cross check didnt cause the bleeding

Imagine being a fan of such a shit franchise as the New York Islanders and thinking you are somehow not a complete embarrassment after making it to the second round for only the second time in over 25 years lmao

No good guys left desu
I guess the Blues are the closest ones because they're largely irrelevant

>flag
comment discarded

Time to poo all over Tortorella

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#rekt

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I dont even want to be a Rangers fan but the Whalers moved to Carolina and the Rangers were the closest team
Fuck teams that move

John "Overrated Shit" Tavares and Jeff "I want a real market" Skinner looking like the moneychasing cuckolds they are for waving their NTCs around like they were hot shit

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how are the islanders not the good guys?

25 years of mediocrity shouldnt be an endearing quality

jew york

Because that one faggot spams anime and admits to frequenting /vg/

Wait.

So the Rangers are almost 50 years older than the Islanders and yet have the same amount of cups, and the Isles are the shitty franchise?

>liking the Islanders
Id rather see the Flyers do well than that pathetic waste of a team

They got Lou.

>getting all 4 Cups in one dynasty and being shit the rest of the time
Yeah great team there

Shall be watching torts poo on all of Massachusetts

name one good thing about Brooklyn or people that live there

patrician opinion

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>up 3-1
>refs on your side
>home ice
>still lose

Congratulations Skinner, you stopped being on the team with the longest playoff drought.

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1940
9
4
0

You guys are a bunch of jerks

a badge of honour for some

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Vegas went out of their way to fuck him up in a game they were by 3 goals with ten minutes left. Yeah they didn't mean to ko him but Eakan and Stasny shouldnt have been doing that shit in the first place

The Rangers won in 1994 ya dunce

The >rags are pretty pathetic, but at least they have some sustained success outside of winning cups, and an actual dedicated fanbase who isn't largely underage faggots.
Isles are a shitty franchise because they have the worst attendance in the league despite finishing 2nd in their division and being located in a city of 9 million people. There's really no reason the franchise should remain there.

the Isles were last good when 95% of /hoc/ were just sperm swimming around in their dads' sacks. they are the Oilers, except the Oilers had The Great One during their period of relevance

>one cup since 1940

Amazing

you know it

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>march 2019
>be islels
>be in first place
>return to the """""""""great""""""" """""""""passionate""""""""""" fans on long island
>play to an empty building
what a fucking JOKE of a franchise.

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I thought the Hurricanes, Coyotes, and Panthers have worse attendance

Karlsson is playing hurt and he is still putting up points. Dude should just sit out for the sake of his future health.

You mean like the Rangers at any point outside the Great Depression?

I mean it’s still more impressive than being around for 100 years and only having 4 cups, 3 of them coming from the 1930s, and then being shit the rest of the time despite being the mercenary team that tried to be good by outspending everyone on overhyped free agents

Reminder that if Boston played an American team in 2011 they would have been swept and would have a cup drought since 1972

JUST

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>no cups since 1983

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that meme is always hurt ffs

Because they're jews.

Based. Sharks on bought time and the luck gonna run out fast.

>All this Rags copeposting

WHEN IS THAT BENCH GETTING LICKED FAGGOT?

Jets losing to Blues is probably the least embarrassing. Both teams had extremely competitive games and seemed it could have easily gone either way.

Rangers first Cup predates the depression :^)

They are. Only buttblasted >raggots, yinzers, and laffers think otherwise.

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islels have the worst attendance when ranked by average home games

the others are worse when ranking by percent of empty seats at home

this is because the islels have a tiny arena
not that it excuses it

I can’t believe the rags knowing the islanders will win their 5th cup will make them nervous

>P-POTIVN SUCKS!

FUCK the laffs

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what's funny is the rags won a cup more recently than all of canada lmao

>finals starting
>group project due
>research paper due
>too busy shitposting on /hoc/ to cope with it all

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>yfw da bruins win da Stanleyc Up

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How is Ottawa so low?
Winnipeg fills their stadium atleast

So is it now confirmed that Broshie is the main difference?

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>over 100% capacity
I smell some owners buying out tickets how can you fit 107% people in 100% stadium

>it's real

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*bought a cup

>Rags cant sell out their building despite claiming the biggest “hockey” market in the world

Nice “fans” you have there

>Sharkies sacrifice Pavelskie's mouth
>Sharkies sacrifice Couture's mouth
>Sharkies sacrifice Pavelski again
Can the sharks stop with the human sacrifice?

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I smell a newfag

standing room you dumb fuck

Maybe the Oilers shouldnt have low balled every good player they had lmao

Just imagine when your daddy was chanting 1940 in the 80s it was almost the same time difference as between now and 1983 lmao.

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Quite possibly the most likable guy in hockey

>Californian teams at 98%
What the fuck?

have you seen the roster that the senators are putting on the ice?

>standing room
Nice try they count standing room as tickets sold, it would still only be 100% if they sold out the SRO

A bunch of reasons but all the SNES fans will blame the owner being a meany and the building being far for not being able to sell out the ECF

I know this is hard to believe as an islels fans because no players wants to sign for or play for such a SHIT franchise but sometimes players get traded and sign for other teams to have successful careers.

I didn't say standing room you fucking newfag

the % is based off the total seating capacity of the stadium
ofc standing room tickets count as tickets sold, that is where they get the data to include them

played yourself dummy

Winnipeg’s stadium is 3/4 the size of the rest of the league and they couldn’t sell out a conference final either

Now I want a 1911 chambered in 50ae. Fuck.

God this is so good.

Says a leaf who can’t get past round one even with john tavares and had a 3-2 series lead on Boston

says a newfag

>total seating capacity
Sorry pal they count standing room as total seating capacity, that’s how they count how many tickets they sell otherwise we’d be seeing 50% when the attendance was 16000 in a 16000 seat count

the team i cheer for didnt even make the playoffs

Apparently nobody in Ottawa owns a car that drives further than 30 miles

first was for the game 1 win, second was for game 5 win, third was for game 7 win
who did they sacrifice for the jones redemption arc?

it's outdoor games you fat retard

Kempny was the bigger loss. Their d-pairings were screwed after that. They could afford to lose a few forwards, but not a top d-man.

how many standing room seats do you think these places have?
notice how chicago has the most overall %?
its cause they have the most standing room

united centre: Hockey: 19,717
with standing room at least 22,428[3]

chiraq had 76000 in attendance for their outdoor game

the figure would be way more skewed

now spread it out over 41 games you fat retard

b-but the tailgates! the chants!

lol the mild didnt even play an outdoor game this season and they sit at 105%

so now we're talking about the wild and not the blackcocks?

you can do the math if you want to continue talking about the blackhawks

your logic should apply equally to a team like the mild and it DOESNT

I'm glad you hit enter twice instead of using punctuation and CAPITALIZED a random word

For me, it's Ted from Akron

What is his favorite team?

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nice to see your argument has divulged into ad hominem

Umm PK Subban

easy to do when you're a faggot

the St. Louis Blues, of course

stick and stones may break my bones but you lost this time you dumb fuck

senators

There are many Russians there :^)

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The Boston Bruins.

They sacrificed Haley

1993

>Oshie
>being a diving faggot
>likable
pick the first 2, but not the 3rd

hasb

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>crosschecked into the boards from behind
>call it diving

His local sports club, large franchises aren't his style.

Thread needs more sexy female necks

>not Marleau

>bothering to respond to toothpaste
He's just a shitposter, lad.

who is the biggest cause of SEETHE in /hoc/ and why is it the Bruins?

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happening in Germany rn btw just fyi

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No offense, but I honestly think that only Toronto cares about >you.

Youre fucking dumb

that's a pretty minor sacrifice for how big of a return it was

Correct

will you be attending NHL in germany next season?

Is it possible to build (or luck into a team) like the 2007 Ducks and 2011 Bruins nowadays?

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Just chopped up some onions for onion rings for the bar tonight lads going to be charging $3 for an order during Ted

where dis nigga at?

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Mir ist es Eisbären Berlin.

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absolutely based

Doesn't Red Bull have the best hockey academy in the DEL? Have they seen any good returns from it yet?

pretty rare occurrence that a younger brother can convince his older future first ballot HHOF brother to come win a cup for his team

baka dat nigga ain't gonna deliver.

probably reddit

>not seeing all of these "bad guy" and Memejacket posts

Well my bracket is completely busted, how about yours
I only correctly predicted that Sharks and Bruins would go into 7 games

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Assuming for arguments sake that could be done today, could a team like that still be assembled or is it too difficult nowadays?

>When you seethe so hard you get a ref fired
Were the refs of the '99 cup final fired?

Name a franchise that has had less sex. I'll wait.

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What type of team of were the 2007 Ducks?

Mine is completely shit.
Only things I got right were COL/CGY and BOS/TOR

the sharks exist

anything is possible, but with how the cap is structured now getting all that talent that the 07 ducks had under the cap hit would be difficult

perhaps
sad times my friend
well they had 3 consecutive championships, so there's that

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Avalanche

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Jonas Siegel:
>Kyle Dubas says it’s “imperative” to get Mitch Marner contract done before July 1. Calls it “priority one” for the organization with other contracts that need to be done.

Darren Dreger:
>I agree. Best offer better be north of $10 million and perhaps, north of $11 million per year to encourage Marner to ignore the outside interest beyond July 1.

Oh god

That's too bad. That team was so fun to watch and I feel pretty unique. I feel like such a boomer saying this but you just don't see teams like that nowadays.

canadian with a token finn and a bunch of americans that rode the bench

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AHAHAHA

>The Decimated Wasteland of Trana

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Is it because they can buy the best players or do they have a solid roster from their system?

post feet

LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO

Now this is a post I can get behind

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>I feel like such a boomer saying this but you just don't see teams like that nowadays.
thats because you dont see 2 HHOF defenseman on the same roster anymore

>Gritty and tough 6'5 American protecting the skilled Canadians
Parros was an important American.

>Aaron Rome

Ain’t the the guy who HEEM’d horton

>Canes dropped Caps

Beautiful times bros

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parros played 5 games in those playoffs
a complete non-factor
yes

*ting ting ting

Excuse me friends, I have an announcement

*clears throat

Fuck Vegas and fuck reddit, thank you and have a great day

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based

Show me the rantanen one

Are you guys enjoying the playoffs so far, in spite of or because of the ruined brackets?

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she can eat my boat if you mean what i drift

You may have a point. The most ridiculously obese man I’ve ever seen was wearing a Caps jersey back when I was working at a burger joint. He was massively tall but disgustingly overweight, and his quietly screaming chair visibly dug through the polish of the floor each time he got up to refill his soda. His sweater would have been a dress on me.
However, I have seen one or two chad type folks in Caps jerseys too so who knows.

Don't discount the psychological factor of a goon with the old school stashe.

I need to know if you are including gay sex?

Bias aside - yes
The unpreditability makes it even more exciting to watch desu
Based playoffs this year

>it was 3-1
>it was 3-0

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the ploffs feel like game of thrones at this point, no one is safe from death

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For me, it's the heart and soul guys.

honestly it looked grim at the start but it got salvaged toward the end

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Sure, why not?

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I miss her lads

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>4 goals in 4 minutes

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Caps are no.1 then

I think playing our game is enough

Avalanche

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Women over the age of 23 should not be posted in /hoc/

fuck off faggot

me too

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Just get pucks deep and *snifs* keep playing our game

>entire board is still obsessed with us

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>forsaken us for boreball
move on lads

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who?

why are you so mad user

reminder that my cock has seen the back side of her tonsils (albeit 15 years ago or so)

turning point in laffs/broons series was that phantom call on ennis in game 6. shit was brutal.
oh well, teds will take care of boston.

Having attractive women at a healthy weight in news segments is unheard of in America.

You shut your mouth

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>(You)

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disgusting old women you need to reevaluate your posting decisions

I think I remember you telling this some time ago. Good for you.

>He fucked a cheerleader in her prime
Chad, what are you doing on Yea Forums?

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redpilled but not based

kek look at this kid wanting to look at little girls and not real beatiful women

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Is Kevin from Office a shit coach?

Everyone on spee is a chad

>that black qt on the left

:)
muh dick

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i often ask myself that

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yuck

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>that 50 y/o canadian that's still in love with manon

manon is a goddess

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Islanders fans are middle class long island regular people. Not Brooklyn hipsters.

>redditspaced

is laine and bulju supporting aho now?

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These shitty habs shoops are so fucking autistic

>he thinks only one guy is in love with manon
i think it's a safe bet that at least 50% of /hoc/ posters would kill their first born son to be with manon for one night

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collected a few trhough the years

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Aho looks so innocent out of all three

Is it true that most of Canada were cheering for the Bruins instead of the Leafs?

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When is urinating reddit gonna laugh at the casps

no

Hipsters exclusively care about MLS

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>Latvia won draw
>puck goes fivehole on their own tendie
lmao

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Yes. Lesser of two evils.

in 2011 most of canada was cheering for the ruins instead of the canucks too.

yes

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the douchebag rangers are better than the fake nice islanders

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Jeez. Is it because everyone is tired of hearing/seeing the leafs or is it about their fans?

what is wrong with you

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That outfit accentuates her beauty but looks unsuited to the chilly climate of an NHL arena.

So now they’re fake because?

Both

If there was a Liiga club based in Estonia would people be cheering for them instead of douchbag HIFK?

i bet at least 6 of the men in that photo are named joey.

Pea soup

Its not about their comfort its about our viewing pelasure

How are >we doing in juniors? Didn't had time to watch any games cause meme playoffs

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at this point, breaking the "drought" isnt even about doing it for canada as a whole, the one canadian team that wins it can brag about this forever.

The Earliest Hockey Games Were Played With Chunks of Frozen Cow Dung.

...no? lol shes rly not that cute dude, have sex

Oh my gah, it's 2019. Can we like, not objectify women like that?

I would hope but that's a hard no. Why would they suddenly go for Eesti?

I never thought of it that way

Also nobody in Canada gives a fuck about >1993, that’s just Americans memeing it. No fan of any one team wants to see a rival win it. It’s like saying Rags fans are going to cheer on the Isles so the cup can come back to New York

they're pretending they aren't cheap shotting faggots

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it's not only about looks user, she's a hockey legend

>mfw canes/stars SCF

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Oh so you must want Gretzky to sit on your face too you nasty degenerate

They still are in use in Manitoba

Doesn't everyone outside the capital hate HIFK?

>hiding her neck
Yuck

Imagine being a goalie and that "puck" smashes right through your facemask.

nah m8, i'm all about women, plus paulina gretzky can sit on my face any time she wants

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>everyone is as mentally ill as me

even o6 "archrival" hasbs and laff fans were cheering for the ruins over the cantpucks. i dont think any leaf fanbase wants to see another leaf team succeed.

Quebec poster = my second favourite poster after piano user

I don't generalize if I don't know but I hope they lose every time.
t. middle finnlander

they have nothing to worry about

>even o6 "archrival" hasbs and laff fans were cheering for the ruins over the cantpucks
>hasb fans
>cheering for bombston
>ever
what fucking drug are you smoking user

I would rather every single Canadian franchise win the cup for the next 25 years than the rags win a single cup

Habs and Laffs aren’t arch rivals with the Cantpucks, if that’s anyone it’s the flims

To be fair vanpooper is decidedly the worst Canadian team with the worst fans

so much salt incoming

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>rags
based

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They were literally cheering for Boston versus the leafs less than a week ago lmfao

He meant they’re rivals of the bruins genius

Cope.

what's his deal

seriously doubt it, anyhow, don't lump me with those bastards, i'll never cheer for bombston

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Cope with what lol
How shit a team the cantpucks are

You didnt even ask her out you fucking tard

I have to ask you if you want to celebrate with me

I had 5/8 in my predicions

I can 8

t. Luc Fleury from Montreal

who are the good guys in stl vs dal?

i wonder if he gets put back with matthews next year and how many points he gets.

You have fallen for memes or something. No one in Finland actually gives two shits about Estonia. Especially now that the booze isn't that cheap anymore either.

>wants to know what dustin johnson's cum tastes like

Good guys is the team with the most North Americans.

there is a woodpecker in one of the trees outside my window. getting kind of annoying.

So is Estonia and Finland not very close like America and Canada?

Pee on it

Blues are /ourguys/ and the stars are irrelevant

conversely i'm rooting against the bloos.

Not really

Stars are going all the way mate

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Not sure about Canada's and Usa's relationship but we are not that close with Estonia. If they would not be language relatives we would probably be closer with russians.

These playoffs are proof that team composition doesn't matter except if your team is tough enough for rough playoff hockey and a hot goaltender. That's literally all you need to win the cup

That's surprising. I assumed because of the language and geographical closeness that Estonia and Finland were like America and Canda.

The fact that they pulled the refs from round 2 proves the game was stolen and the sharks win should have a giant * like always

But the Canes and Avs aren't physical at all

what part of dallas are you from, lads
duluth minnesota reporting

they are like our mexicans, doing shit labour and petty crime

Vegas gonna be mad till the end of eternity. It's been literally days and their media is still crying

I mean we are good neighbors and have great relations but not any special relationship. Like we have with Swedes for example.

Only because the NHL r*fs are literally retarded and completely ignore the rules in the playoffs

THREE OH
THREE ONE

>oh shit team is good and gets lucky sometimes
you ecer into sports?

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>Rooting for the remnants of your former franchise
Shan't

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Gray out the Knights faggot
No amount of seethe will un-eliminate them

No one has what we have mate

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Skinner did nothing wrong tbqh, he would have played out his contract in Carolina not like he asked for a trade, he had a NTC and used it to choose a team closer to home

Koreas.

Caniacs/Sharks broship is the cornerstone of /hoc/

>because of the language
Even though the languages are similar, finns and estonians can't really understand each other.
For example, "pisut kortsus" in Estonian means "slightly wrinkled" but in Finnish it would mean "piss in the condom"

whites only

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK

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that's true for everything in finnish

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I grew up in texas; the stars were good when I was in elementary school, so it was easy to root for them

You must not have gotten the memo. Sharks fans and caps fans have a pretty big broship going on.

Then you're not really "from duluth" then, are you?

I must agree user

WE SALUTE YOU

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im bored brothers

USA doesn’t have a foreign army lined up across our border

I’m pretty sure the kings squeaking in to the playoffs and riding Jonathan Quick to two cups proved this a few years ago user.

I didn't watch the SJS/VGK series but everybody keeps talking about it.

What did I miss?

that's what we want you to think

twitter.com/JesseGranger_/status/1121453810461712384
gary is sorry

Ftfy

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Our friendship as nations isn't forced with potential military action

Go to /ck/ for a bit then come back

Babbys first refpuck jobbing and playoffs pressure version Marc Andre-Fleury

Sharks having to rely on an objectively bad ref call to win a game..again. the refs got pulled from round 2

the refs died for the greater good

Cheap hit off a face-off lead to an incidental injury. Regards saw blood and mistakenly called a major, even though after the fact they said it should've been two minutes.
Sharks score four on the major penalty and win in OT. Nevada takes to twitter to whine as if they'd been jobbed out of a SCF.

LOVE usa
LOVE canada
LOVE finland

if only vegass had 2 other attempts to close that series

Thanks bro I needed a reminder of how fucking mad Vegas is over losing

If only Vegas had been able to score on Martin "Swiss Cheese" Jones in game 6
If only Vegas had stopped one of the goals by San Jose in game 7
If only Fleury didn't shit the bed in both OT games

Why aren't the Caps as pissed as Vegas they should be

Nah f a m it's the refs

very good post

They just won a cup

Because the Caps fanbase is used to complete failure, Vegas knewfags don't understand anything and aren't used to losing.

Instituting a salary cap was the worst idea ever.

It shouldnt be a hard cap. There should be a luxury tax and some other measures.
Why should a team like the Leafs, who already subsidize other teams, be forced to break up their group of young players, whom they drafted and developed so that said teams have the opportunity to land them? Its not really a salary cap when certain markets have different tax rates either. $80 mill cap in Florida might be equivalent to a $74 mill cap in Toronto...

Seethe harder leafnigger

not a feet fag, but those flippers of hers look gross

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you abolish the cap and the winners each year will be toronto, montreal, rags or bruins

t. communist

>Nylander buyers remorse

fuck off hill billy

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how come they didn't win before the cap then

have a free (u) m8

didnt go that way in the spend crazy 90s

If only MAF could make one (1) stop in four (4) minutes. If only somebody. ANYBODY bothered to defend against Hertl in game 6 or Goodrow in game 7.

Sharks also got refd during game 2 on a phantom goaltender interference call that not only lead to a VGK goal but disallowed a good SJ goal. Best of 5 series and VGK LOSE and remained COMPED.

the salary cap was meant to help the 4th line grinders and other plugs get paid better

>montreal
Nah, we'd fuck it up somehow.

>we

the rags and laffs bought every superstar on the market and were still garbage

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I bet everyone is super excited to watch that hurricane vs islanders snooze fest

Lol

Every series determined by who has better luck.

Statistical analysis shows that the NHL is the sports league with the lowest skill expression and highest luck factor.

Let's make it even more luck based with a dumb draft lottery and hard salary cap

>nous

Tb fair San Jose also got a call from the NHL apologizing for the reffing game 2.

Goals wouldnt have happened if it wasnt refpuck it was 3-0
Kind of like when the sharks stole a game with a bullshit interference call last years playoffs

End of thread reminder that the avs are the bad guys in all of this.

look at the way this retard posts

>Goals wouldnt have happened if it wasnt refpuck
based revisionist history

Get this hothead out of here

>calling the goodest guys bad guys
>avs in 4

The Leafs would have won 17 stanley cups if not for bad luck

stop copying my hfboards posts

Driving to the stadium is absolutely retarded due to the urban planning there. I couldn't believe how long it took in rush hour traffic. Add in how retarded they designed parking/how long it takes to leave and I'd never drive to the CTC again.

Ottawa confirmed getting moved to Quebec

make the new thread already

I'm shocked anyone actually even goes there after the owner said basically I'm going in dry and you going to take this to all the fans

Make me

if they moved the team to gatineau then the team would be in quebec and also closer to downtown ottawa

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Guys, DO NOT make a new thread

It cost like $4 on stubhub for a ticket and they were still giving away a lot of free ones because people wouldn't show up.

This but unironically

>Wild
>Playoffs

new

New thred when?

it's the only way i get (you)

Fuck off

Objectively bad Refcall makes San Jose rally and take the game, doesn't excuse Vegas not taking them out in Game 5 or 6.

Vegas is going to be OP as fuck in coming seasons especially when Seattle nabs players from other teams. It's hard to feel sorry for a team that is anything but an underdog.

Not even a hater I like the team itself but enough of the underdog "Golden Misfits" bullshit.

Ziba is half Finnish.

God bless clevage windows

I need to see more of these for peak national self loathing