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First for Mugu

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Easy going for Nadal

jarry has an autistic serve

>/tennis/
More like /pennis/. Cos its fucking gay sport

>BulgeGayria
lol

Based Bertens

>Cilic
Absolute shithouse

W T A
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Wow cillic is a shit

Has Cilic won anything since he got hitched? Seems like he's always gone out in the early rounds.

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Fuck off, Cilic, you useless cunt.

>Cilelc

UBPC

>shitlic

kek

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Guaranteed ben posts on Yea Forums

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With an American flag.

>stealing the fashion style from Carina
>get the playing style from Carina with that for free

the state of Petblowic

Pavlyuchenkova, Kasatkina, Bencic all lost. Hard day for all chubby chasers

This isn't the tournament for zoomers

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>tittypass

bencic is not that chubby as two russians
alos what is berten's bodytype in your opinion?

>what is berten's bodytype in your opinion?
Amazon

Why are zoomers so inconsistent?

Too much Fortnite

vikhlyantseva is pretty cute sometimes
i met this post ~10 min after she posted it ^_^

it feels good when you see IG Stories not like 'posted 20 hours ago' but like 'posted 8 minutes ago'

sometimes, i saw some stories of some accounts just SECONDS after they were posted, like 8 or 15 seconds. insane, huh? if i did not chose to change a tab in IG app, i would not catch that moment

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also she got a nice legs

btw i love black tights on fit athletic women... well, any tigths!

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And you said Russian girls were ugly sm h tb h

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Whomst da left qt?

>girls

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vikhlyantseva

T U R B O
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>the absolute state of this thread

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>when you jerk off to underage Russki girls stripping on periscope
Certainly not me, hehe....

Give me cute penkos! Please.

Seems like par for the course

here, krautistano, already makes it a bit better, doesn't it?

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Go back to Poland

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Dont want to make lewd comments on her but her rear end is perfect. Achieved athletism or genetics....

pls save us fedgoat

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>clay season

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is clay a meme? like who in their right mind would play on literal dirt? I don't think I've ever seen a clay court in my life

>is clay a meme?
yes
>like who in their right mind would play on literal dirt?
people who can't grow grass or put down concrete

>like who in their right mind would play on literal dirt?
Yuropoors

Clay is comfy to play at, watching clay tennis sucks balls tho.

clay season? more like gay season

based

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wew leggings posting

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lol wtf

i never said they are ugly
actually there are some nice/cute/beautiful ones

btw Kudermetova seems to be dating some common lifer for 2+ years and iirc Kuznetsova dating(married?) some common lifer too, many years ago. she keeps her relationship low profile?
also recently learned about Yandex high ranking manager, what a women, math phd, higher algebra uni teacher, then high mangement position, she is one of machine learning implementers in yandex, also she have 3 kids, she is about 40 now
what a women

why? they seem normal.

cccuuuute! do you have more webms of her? are you her fan too? never saw GER flag caroposting

btw i've heard rafa is good at soccer too

Discuss?

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>Does the pro tennis promote same-sex love?
>- I've thought about it more than once. In fact, there is a problem. I think some of the players become that way because of loneliness. I like Amelie Mauresmo, I trained with her coach at one point - the Frenchman Loic Courteau. When I found out that Amelie's not interested in men, I was shocked. However, I don't want to judge anyone. It's their life.

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Boris I wonder if you actually masturbate to tennis players.

Jesus Christ

serbia unironically winning davis this year even without djok

Why does this only happen in women’s tennis? I don’t remember ever hearing about a gay male player.

>he doesn't know about nadal

what about grigor

>Ocaca

imagine giving him proper technique
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OH NO NO NO

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World #1? My arse!

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Rei > Osuka

>Vekic
Oh dear

Well, that was a slip Liverpool would be proud of

nice choke

Now giving all my energy to Bertens

>be up 5-1 in the decider
>lose

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Vekic more like veshit

Nice last point to win the match by Nadal against Struff.

Thiem or Pella?

>M'lady

Thiem has better glutes yes homo

>leggins posting

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Strycova is such a milf

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K I K I
I
K
I

tiem to re-animate this meme

>PCAK

post screenshots please...

i wish YT streamers did not delete the streams

Post rare kudermetovas please and thank you

because homosexuality in men is way more stigmatised than it is in women

lowlife

Can you please stop acting like homosexual men were normal people? Thank you.

For me, it's Anett

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who said anything about normalcy? he asked why it's exclusively women. it's statistically impossible for all the high-ranked men in tennis to be straight. it's just men are way more closed off about it. l2r, retard

Gay men are less represented in sports than the general population. It's the opposite for women in sports. If 5% of all men are gay, it's entirely possible there's only like 2-3 gay men in the top 100. Even 0 is possible although obviously less likely.

The word 'stigmatised' in your previous post gives it all a slight touch of dindu nuffin. I don't think that calling a rapist a rapist is a form of stigmatisation although people always want to make look like it. However, those are people argue that the rapist's right to be quite about his past weights igher than the people's right to be aware of a potential danger that this person has proven to be.

Same with homosexuals who pretend to be normal but in the same time they alwaays have teir army of sjw to remind the society how "normal" they are. So if someone calls a faggot a faggot for his faggot deeds, I don't consider this much more of a stigmatisation than calling someone for liking big tits.

I hate myself for agreeing with Broris but Kiki Bertens is really kinda cute in an odd way.

Well, she's better looking than Kerber. That's not saying much admittedly.

of course it's POSSIBLE that there are no gay dudes at all but it's incredibly unlikely. the number of gay men in sport is hard to determine for the very same reason so how well-represented they are in sport isn't a foregone conclusion
there's more shame associated with being gay when it comes to men than there is when it comes to women. that's all.
>calling a rapist a rapist is a form of stigmatisation
no it isn't. and no I didn't say that
calling a gay dude gay is not stigmatisation. absolute dogshit analogy

Old lady Azarenka dedded

>retired

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>my winning combo bet with Osaka Bertens and Konta void
thanks

oh nevermind it got through
my 20 euros became 102
also won the Thiem Djere Berrettini combo bet

good night friends

>there's more shame associated with being gay when it comes to men
There is no shame associated with being gay. At least not by other people. When a fag brags about how many nigger dicks he can take up his ass because he desperately seeks some aprovement for his pathetic life, do you think I start shaming him? For what lol? I just say that he will catch aids within months if he already hasn't yet.
The only shaming happening is the faggot shaming himself for his choice of life.

night la

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>There is no shame associated with being gay
stopped reading there. don't know what world you're living in

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>fucks black guys
>gets injured

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you just KNOW

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He comes across as needy and desperate. That's not attractive

not this shit again, at least the female isn't under 18

>Stan the emoji man
I thought he was into younger women?

based
no he doesn't, shut up. Stan's emoji game is fire_emoji.jpeg

she did more than i can do HOW IS IT

is being good at soccer in spanish blood?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

i just saw morning replay of Osaka-Vekic(what an epic choke from Vekic holy shit) few hours ago, on TV, and commentators(two people were commenting this match) were talking something like(not literal quoting, just from memory)

>what can save Vekic now(about 4-5 in 2rd set after 2-5)... maybe wawrinka
> if Halep did not intercept him earlier

i wish i was her bf(husband) and we would do that on our backyard

:((

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she gets married in the end of the year.

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is boris invited???

she is so tall(big)

no but i will send a cheers through IG

nigga doesn't look white. don't know if boris still wants to go

Wake up it's saturday, the usual day when Nadull loses or retires

Lyon?

i noticed many dutch men are black haired and dark eyes but still have european face

Yes
I live inside Garcia's house
I even slip in her bed

>slip
Damn, that ABL feel won't stop until it happens

>slip
you ok?

no, fuck off

good morning buenos aires

>slip
On all the cum stains, no doubt

Lets go Medvedev

Holy fuck Istanbul is so empty

Can'T wait for Nishikori to win just to retire and ruin the Sunday.

>Nishipoori

>tennis
more like
>pennis
lol

Medvedev-Thiem is going to be an interesting final

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>

Foxposter pls go

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based boris

Boris posts are the highlights of the tennis threads.

I was talking about the Roma final obviously

post screenshots fgs

medevedev won more matches this year than anyone in ATP tour.

No they aren't you fucking faggot

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Nadal is sexist

*sexiest

honestly women shouldn't comment on mens tennis

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Paula Ormaechea strikes against Nadal regarding equal prizes

"Sometimes it would be nice if he didn't even bother giving his opinion on this topic..."

>I am a little tired of people thinking that we are against women. No, that's not it. It's a matter of who sells more or less, it's another matter. This isn't about women or men. We're all people and we're all equal but some deserve more and others deserve less. If we are in the same company and I do a better job, I must earn more money than the rest. It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman.

This phrase pertains to Rafael Nadal, who opened again the debate regarding prizes in tennis. These words did not vow well among women like Paula Ormaechea, number 208 in the WTA, who did not doubt in responding through Twitter.

"Sometimes it would be nice if he didn't even bother giving his opinion on this topic. He's a global idol, giving this message. We are never going to advance like this, dear Rafael!", she said, questioning number 2 in the world.

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Maybe bitches should play 5 sets like men do.

Incel detected

This, not marrying a women you've been with for more 10 years should be a crime. At least she should be able to cash in. What a fucking bigot.

Fucking useless slanty eyed shitter

Thank god that hip aids chink will not get to ruin another final.

kill yourself

post argentinians !

>hip aids
?

rude

Boris unironically made me leave muh general and pennis has never been worse. Sad!

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That's a horrible picture.

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what's nice is that she post it with no self doubt etc
she is confident about her looks, and that is very very good for women

if you did leave, how do you pot now? from the main page?

True that. Better than those useless selfies with all kinds of filters.
And we all have those pictures where we look terrible.

Kiki pls

What do you get when you combine the most injured body parts of other top tennis players?

I can't be her, she's on court now.
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You're posting from your smartwatch and you're ugly as sin, kiki

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WOAH...Kiki can look like *THAT*

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Still looks shit with makeup and Photoshop

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>I've heard, that Djokovic is caring about generally players more. Nadal - I don't know, Federer always [cares] about his interests, which is also normal [okay]. That's exactly why he is where he is. If he cared about others, he wouldn't won 20 GSs. Djokovic thinks basically about tennis, about at least top-100 players, how they could make more money. But I am talking about this without a facts, because I personally don't know who defends self interests or not self.

>And we all have those pictures where we look terrible.
desu all my pics are such

Del Potro

also about money

>On GSs we get 6 or 9 percents from official tournament's income. Women get the same. In the summ its 16 percents. Tennis players say that in 95% of other sports the share of plaers if 50%. That way, for the first round in Australia man would get 90k instead of 30. We are okay with 30, thats very much. Incomparable with other professions, but if tournaments take that money to themselves, would be fairer if we got more.

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>Nadull

OH NONONONO

I wonder how much money goes into this "project" to keep it at this level.

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fucking finally

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This is the end of Nadal lads

If he can't steamroll clay he can't win anything

>Nadal comes out as a sexist douchebag talking about meritocracy
>loses all the tournaments afterwards
poetry writes itself

Roland Garros looking wide open this year.

>Nadal played Thiem 12 times
>11 times on clay

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>Carlos Bernardes umping the match of Nadal's final defeat
Truly ironic

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>Bertens

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post argentinians

Thiem channelling his inner Federer on BPs.

Nadull is finished.

much like this poomunity

The old man will save us.

Do it

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>Rafa Nadal is losing in the "Rafa Nadal Court"

lol this is a world record

*stands 15m behind the baseline*

How long until Nadal pretends to be injured?

until he has a match against federer

stop hiding Rollande Garrosse from me i know she's here

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>thiememe

I hate Nadal so much

at last

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nadal is finished

>triple break point
>can't convert
get rekt nadull

>5 double fouls
Nadal is liquidated

Is it finally ogre?

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I hope Nadal gets owned by Federer at the French. That would be delicious.

>Nadal will never win another tournament

Yay

Federer is skipping the clay swing though?

fuck you nadal, fuck you

please never retire, just keep playing and losing every tournament

playing madrid and the french m8

Nadull is finished

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No, he's playing the French this year, as well as Madrid and maybe Rome.

Fuck is that really a good idea given his age?

no

>the city of >you

BTFO

An uninjured Nadal is still unbeaten, no? Ombeliebabol.

Honestly I hope one of these ""Injuries"" from Nadal is career ending.(preferably crippling)

it's his last chance at year end #1 and nadal is as weak as he's ever been on the dirt

I don't think it's that bad -- either he loses early in which case little energy was spent anyway or goes deep which is a win for him

>Jamás había llegado Nadal a estas alturas de la temporada sin ningún título en sus vitrinas. El hecho de no haber, siquiera, alcanzado las finales en Montecarlo y Barcelona es sorprendente. Muy probablemente, la lesión a comienzos de año influye. En cualquier caso, Rafa va cumpliendo años, como todos, y no sería de extrañar que esté ajustando su puesta a punto para la parte trascendental del año, que se centra en RG y que, tras su brillante participación el año pasado, también WB. Algo menos de desgaste, aunque la confianza puede verse afectada. Se deja en la gatera ya dos torneos importantes (1500 puntos) en clay.

>Muy probablemente, la lesión a comienzos de año influye.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SPANISH NEWSPAPERS

No one here really likes Nadal but damn, did your GF tell you he is hot or smn?

>there is only 1 argentine poster

there is right now and you know it

2 at minimum, maybe 3

Translate, Leo

Clay is up for grabs this year, Madrid suits his game better than the other clay tournaments, and he wants to get some action before grass to avoid getting rusty. He’ll be fine.

Given how shit Djokovic and Nadal have been, he has a pretty good shot at the French. So yeah, I reckon.

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BRING BACK BLUE CLAY

>article acknowledges rafa is getting older and has to put all his eggs in the RG basket at the expense of the rest of clay season
dont get an absolute state vibe from it desu

>h-he's injured la
>h-he's focusing on RG la

2bh that doesn't mean much because he wins MC and Barcelona just about every time
but I think this is Rafa's last year... I don't see how he can come back from this

How did Nadal look so good at the Aussie Open and collapse this hard in a few months???

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omg what a cutie :)

waiting until roland garros to write him off, he is a different beast there

so there are two argentinians?

>I don't see how he can come back from this
federer come back'd
nole too

At minimum 2, there's me and someone else.

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I am only posting today, dont rly come to 10is anymore bc waifuists and queers turned it into trash

He had an extremely easy route to the final as usual

All the funposting aside, if Rafa botches Madrid I am actually gonna care.

I won’t write him off just yet. Now, if he doesn’t win a single clay tournament this season, it’s gg for him.

just post sabatine :)

and tell me are caro lookalikes common in argentina

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For someone interested in getting into tennis, what are the differences between series and is there some sort of equivalent in other sport (for example Champions League, World Cup etc).

I'm assuming Wimbledon is the equivalent of a world cup as in the largest event but what about Davis Cup, Fed Cup and regular ATP? Are the other grand slams a step below Wimbledon?

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There are basically 3 word cups every year with the 3 Grand Slams and the US Open pretending to be one.

I'm so fucking glad Roidal is finally fucking dying, I've waited for this for over a decade.

He faced losers on hard court and is facing upcoming clay court masters now

What a retarded animal

the guy on right have mauresmo's traits and the same 'modest smile' :)

First thing, there are two pro circuits: the men’s tour (ATP) and the women’s tour (WTA). Now, on the men’s, there are the following categories for tournaments, in decreasing order of prestige and points given:
>Grand Slams (Australian Open, Roland Garros, Wimbledon, US Open)
>ATP Finals (end of the season tournament for the top 8 players in rankings)
>Masters 1000 (nine tournaments in total)
>ATP 500 (like 12 iirc)
>ATP 250
There’s also the ITF circuit, that is lower than this and gives even less points but is a good starting point for young players (also shitters below rank 250 and 40 year old dinosaurs that are way past retirement). But they kinda changed it for this year, or something, who cares.
The women’s tour is basically the same except that their Masters aren’t called that and are divided in two categories (Mandatory and Premier 5), and they have two year end finals, like the UCL and the UEL.
Each tour oversees their tournaments, except for the Grand Slams, that are not governed by the ATP or the WTA, but by the ITF (kinda, they are also not entirely under its direct control either). The ITF is basically the FIFA of tennis, but with much less power, and besides the Slams and the ITF circuit it also oversees the Olympic tennis tournaments, and the annual national competitions: Davis Cup (men’s), Fed Cup (women’s) and Hopman Cup (mixed) - the latter is a glorified exhibition at the beginning of the year, tho.

so now mladenovic have bajin as coach and top-5 atp as bf


wish i was atp top-1 to help caro

true but it's not even about the court. it's just... he's shit now. he almost lost to fucking Pella. Fognini is a good player, no doubt, but that was a terrible match. and Thiem just routined him like a journeyman. it's coming to an end finally. if he does end up winning it (because of BO5), it'll be his last one
he's come back way more times than either of those two but he's old now. there's no coming back from this IMO. idk, I could be wrong but it feels like the end this time
he lost MC and Barcelona, his two best tournaments. don't expect him to win Roma or Madrid now

Does this finally mark the collapse of the big 3? (4 if you are English)
Djoko might win a few more slams but that's about it.

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On the topic of Slam prestige.
Wimbledon is the oldest and most prestigious Slam, it’s been a major since before the other three were even considered as such (1925), and being the only big tournament still played on grass adds to the whole thing. It’s the only slam that has been continuously been held on the same venue.
The USO is played on hard court, is the second oldest slam, and has the biggest tennis stadium as main court. Gives the biggest prize money, and has notoriously noisy and obnoxious crowds.
The French Open, Roland Garros, is the main clay tournament in the tour. It has a lot of tradition in spite of being younger than wimbly or us, and it’s prone to crowning a lot of one-time champions or to being utterly dominated by clay specialists, thus you’ll find most of the all time greats having won it between 0-2 times. It has a shit small venue, still has no roofs or artificial lights, and its crowds are even more awful than the Americans. For like its first 30 years it was only open to French players.
The AO is the youngest (1905) slam, and for a long time most non-Aussie top players didn’t care about it even though it was a major, due to flight distances, shit time zone, shit venue, shit prizes and shit placement on the season schedule (it was originally played on December). It got an overhaul in the late 80s, being moved to January, changing from grass to hard in a bigger venue, and increasing prizes, and it’s probably got the best organization and venue of all Slams now.

tl;dr rate them as you will, but Wimbly and AO are first and last overall respectively

>Implying Fed will not still win some Wims while Nadal spends his life in a wheelchair and Djoko retired after getting hacked

Wow, thanks a lot for your serious and well written explanations. Do players qualify for higher tiers based on their performance in the lower tiers or are they totally unrelated? Like if we take the current Barcelona tour which is part of the ATP500, have these players qualified from the ATP250 and will advance to the ATP1000 if they make enough progress?

Also, where does Davis Cup fit into the tiers as you seem to have left it out? Is it just a standalone tournament such as the grand slams and if so, how do people qualify? I know that they have their own qualification rounds for stuff like Wimbledon but surely there has to be some form of "pre-qualification" for being able to enter the qualification rounds?

No. Players enter tournaments in one of the following ways:
>being on the entry list
>advancing from a qualification pre-tournament
>being awarded a wild card (invitation)
>lucky loser
For the entry list, it’s made from the top players in the ranking that have announced/agreed/not declined to take part in the tournament. Wild cards are berths that the tournament reserves for players they want to invite for X reason that didn’t make into the entry reason for Y reason. Qualies usually take place on the few days before the main tournament starts and are comprised of lower-ranked players competing to get in the main draw. And lucky losers are players that didn’t advance from the last round of the qualy that get to enter anyway because a main draw player dropped before the first round match. So, you see, it has nothing to do with advancing from a lower tier event - they’re separate events that give more or less points per participation.
The Davis Cup is a team tournament that involves singles and doubles matches and is played in scattered weeks around the year. It doesn’t give points and isn’t organized by ATP so yeah, it’s it’s own thing. Instead of rankings, it groups nations by zones and groups (for example, the Americas Zone, which has Group I, II and III). And this one does have a promotion/relegation system, in which a nation can advance according to its performance until they reach G1 of their zone, from which they advance to the World Group, which is the one that actually contests the Davis.

has there ever been an absoluter unit in tennis?

youtube.com/watch?v=KNHG4DInb9c

But cirstea_lugano.mp3 is head and shoulders above this and most other things.

Thanks a lot for taking the time to explain everything in such an easily understandable manner for a beginner. The invite part is kind of understandable in a sense that it's more or less a waste of time for the top dogs to play qualifying matches but it still sounds a bit unfair and very strange coming from other sports. I never intended to pester the thread with my pleb questions but couldn't find any other tennis threads and figured people here would be knowledgeable.

Just a final question. You mention points in several places so I assume there's some type of international scoreboard but what is the point of having one if all series are individual and people can get invited without even having to qualify? Is it a measurement to ensure which people are worthy of invites or similar?

And again, thanks a lot for taking the time to answer my questions that have probably been asked hundreds of times in these threads before.

the ATP1000, 500, 250 are the number of points a player gets if they win the tournament. the more you win, the more points you have. the more points you have, the higher your ranking is. so your ranking helps decide whether or not you get direct entry to a tournament or if you have to go through qualification or try to get a wild card (invite) for the tournament. grand slam winner gets 2000 btw
>people can get invited without even having to qualify
not everyone gets a wild card. a tournament reserves the right to decide who gets a WC. if a tournament is being held in Stockholm, the Swedish players will get top priority for the wild card. so they might give two WCs two Swedes and then the others might be given to young players who're rising quickly through the ranks, top-ranked players who are coming back from injury and could use a boost, or some international players from other countries whose countries have made deals with Sweden so they when those countries are hosting tournaments, Swedish players get a couple of WCs for their tournaments, etc.
there's two draws

>there's two draws
oh siht it got deleted. there's two draws: main draw and qualifying draw. the main draw has players whose rankings are good enough to get into the tournament directly. and the qualifying draw is obvious. so the tournament has a bunch of WCs to give to players for both draws. they give some players a WC to enter the qualifying draw and others get WCs giving them direct entry to the main draw. again the tournament decides who gets main draw WC and who gets WC for the quallies

As the Aussie said, the draws are determined by the rankings. Also, there is also the player’s commitment issue: barring injury or other major issues, the top 30 players of the ranking must play 8 of the 9 M1000 tournaments (only Monte Carlo isn’t mandatory), and four ATP 500 (at least one of them after the US Open). The commitment for the player is lessened by one (1) M1000 for each of the following:
>600 career matches
>12 years in the tour
>at least 31 years of age
If a player meets all three of these, he’s no longer bound to the commitment and can skip whatever tournament he wants.

also this commitment is pretty much a suggestion because players pull the """"injury"""" card whenever they want to take a break and not play a certain tournament

Lol, the Fedelel dick suckers are coming out of their hideouts.
It has been rare enough for over a decade.

how the fuck would this mark the collapse? they're about to be the top 3 in the rankings again, it's fucking absurd

based thmeme

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Just watched endgame, I enjoyed it
Thanks blog

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of course not

Yes but of course not to waifus.

>Loserborn

this, waifu's are not for sexual

>capeshit
I'm genuinely embarrassed to share a general with you

>thiememe

where do you'mst even stream tennis matches these days
all the sites i used to used back in 2013-2017 are gone

>medv

CMON RUSSIA!!!

>Thiememe might be the favorite for RG

Loserbernd

>and that's a good thing

Oh boy

nadal could have a leg amputated and he would still be the favourite

>losing 12 of the last 13 games

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Was he injured? Didn't really follow

>people paid money for this

I actually forgot to watch this match.

based
youtube.com/watch?v=pgBZs8arHq4

>watching non-big 3 matches
why bother

>Nadull

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Holy mother of cringe, he just won a 500. Or did they have all this shit ready for a Nadl win?

your guesse?
The court is literally called the Rafael Nadal court

>Anett
:(
Oh well, not mad at Petra winning desu

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Foxposter pls go

Nadal haters are reddit as fuck

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> irredeemable whore

t. reddit

no tournament is gonna tone it down if they can afford to make it grand. Barcelona is a rich tournament. they're not gonna be like "oh but we're just ATP500, better dial it back a little"

>anything I don't like is reddit

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what german accent is that
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post Petra with a Porsche!

STICC Kvitova is disgusting. Looks like straight outta gulag.

no she is ok

t. disgusting skelly shagger

Best clay masters on next week.

nvm, just Munich and please watch our tournament

literally rather watching women's football instead

petra was ok both chubby and is ok skinny, i dont put one over another

i have a slight decline towards athletic women, they are usually 170-180 cm tall, 183+ are usually skinny. anyone knows athletic 183+? bertens would be close but still not very ripped/muscular

post qts!

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there is a difference between athletic and skinny/skelly/starving.

Just look at Petkovic for example. I don't know anyone who would say she looks fat. Yet it's on a completely other level when you compare Petko to hungry, hungry Marion, STICColina and recent Kvitova. Those look literally like AIDS victims.

Monte Carlo was last week though

Milkman vs Tomic whose gonna win, I’m guessing this guy

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>250s week

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zverev broke up with his hoe

Do you post on TTW? I recognize these memes. Hell, I think I know which user you are if you do post there.

Pretty sure there's a bunch of guys

t. lurks there

lads
say something
I'm bored

I left my keys in my car during a workshop at uni luckily my car was still here

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which uni do you go to? where do you park? do you often forget your keys?

First and only time m8

which uni? maybe I can keep an eye on your car next time

Only if you in best Australia

gay

>australia has black market of cars
WTF i love australia now

pls bring Russian mafia money to our country

Source?
How long ago did it happen? Why?

Whats the point? Police would catch easily

twitter.com/schnejan/status/1122519994779275264

enjoy sum pawg

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>stan

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>That 1 German Pavlyuchunkova poster who unironically believes people other than him find her attractive

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>ywn have KyrGOAT help you on the side of the road

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lequipe.fr/Tennis/Actualites/Caroline-garcia-et-ashleigh-barty-joueront-a-strasbourg/1012053

Top comment:
>Sweet Caroline will break everything and smash in the dawn of RG that she is destined to win without the slightest possible doubt or even imaginable. The Garcia Clan has found the sesame of ultimate victory as inalienable as it is. unstoppable.Caro will win unlike the Toronto Maple Leafs who lost again in a game 7 against the Bruins, 3rd time in 6 years, what a bad habit.That disappears the last Canadian team in the running and from the first tower!

she cute while she slipin la

lol, you mad ash?
nastya is one of the most beautiful players on tour, get over it.

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Why doesn’t she have a husband yet? Will German user step up?

vertexmodelling.co.uk/products/all-england-lawn-tennis-club/

bump

based

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you know what, the top half looks okay. something about her jawline/lips ruins it. don't know what feature exactly but it's definitely the lower half of her face

Surely the Madrid masters will bring some life to these threads.

>de shitaur

Depends on the performances of fedalovic

tennis has been boring lately

medvedev vs thiem

who wants to watch that? Once the big 3 are gone, what's the point of watching tennis? I want to see stars play, not generic dudes. tsitsipas and zverev suck now so who do i cheer for

Pick your poison

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Australian media rn
>he’s still developing
>he’s hewitts protege
>at least he tried
>he’s a good guy
>he’ll do well at the French because he “grew up in clay”
This is why I hate our media, they will handle him with kid gloves while going in hard on kyrGOAT and Tomic for first round exits

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my room smells of farts or Chinese food. I'm not sure which

>Sloane is engaged to Jozy Altidore

i didn’t forget my keys today

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sad!

>got dragged to endgame
>it was ok
reminder not to like nor to subscribe to this blog

>Blue
>Clay

Caro liked 10 phots in IG 11-15 minutes ago! never see her so active in last monhts

also that means she woke up like hour ago or more? thats early! for CET

Just to clarify, this post here isn't me. She's ugly top to bottom. I don't want anyone thinking I softened my stance on her hideousness.

oh yeah, my bad. I should have clarified

Just popping to ask, is there some a Yea Forumselling bee happening sometime this week?

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youtube.com/watch?v=pZuX4tXLge8

fucking lowlife, shoot yourself

They're both fucking failures, so it's a match made in heaven.

t. pig fuckers

she has a grand slam though

>mfw court 1 roof is now ready

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So does fucking Ostapenko

Kenza is the GOAT

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hardly a failure then

>Ostapenko
>Not a failure
Fucking kek. Fluking a slam doesn't mean shit.

I guess it means less in WTA but it's still far from being a failure. tonnes of people go through entire careers without winning a single title. winning the biggest one of your profession is a pretty big deal

>fucking Ostapenko
I wish.

these

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This thread is absolutely crammed full of pig fuckers

aussie power hour

whats the obsession with word of that definiotn

Why doesn't Sakkari sell advertising space on her giant forehead?

Ostapenko looks like Iga Swiatek btw :3

cute phenotype

I'm too busy staring at her ass

Mauresmo finished her maraphone day ago with a pace of 4:49/km!!! She ran that for 3 hours and 23 minutes.

wow, i could ran only 3 km with such pace, the last time i tried(like in the early 2010s)

wow she is so strong

post Danilovic screenshots

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fucking who?

Petkovic getting Pegged

>Petkovic
Just retire for good, you old cow

I'd give Qiang my Wang if you catch my drift.

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the girl sakkari was playing are you dumb -_- ???

i wasn't watching that match, i remember her playing at the hopman cup and i had baseline tickets, got the best view

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Iga is playing right now so I hope that you are watching the cutest player of the year 2019.

I'm watching Collins get dabbed on desu. It's quite satisfying.

for me, it's these good catholic girls at queen's club, london

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>catholic girls
>good
Good at taking it up the arse, aye.

This
t. went to catholic schools

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Muchova looks hot in that outfit of hers.

I would 10/10

Her face is helga tier

Konta? More like Cunta!

i hope nobody is saying anything mean about alona in here ...

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post

post the cutest pics of her you have please :3

lies

>swiatek showing people some of her 17 yo perfect sweet ass
So fucking based

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SHE IS CRYING NOW WTF

STOP BULLYING HER YOU CZECH SLUT OR I WILL DO BAD THINGS TO YOU

Love is...

...being tennisistka's bf and giving her foot massage after exhausting games and after official ceremonies(5 hours on heels)

post it

Kind of cant

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t. naive child

sad
wish there were free online replays

youtube also have no live streams :(

she have no earrings? cute!

KOMON IGA YOU CAN MAKE IT. SHE IS DYING THERE AS WELL. I KNOW YOU CAN AMKW IT

My god, Konta is an absolute joke of a player.

Btw, Andres Gomez’s son won a green clay challenger.

FUCK CZECH YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT TO THE SEA

post her butt

>7-0
EBJK!

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Like it or love it, this is kino tennis

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Konta choking like a mad fucker

Anything Jo can do, Wang can do better.
>Losing the match on a double fault
>On your birthday

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this girls is cute! looks like AML/Sheldon's mom and that girl from Sherlock Holmes he(Cucumberbutch) dated, qt a little bit chubby brunette. the same eyes and cheeks

pretty lovable(and lovely) type tbqh

saving bump

CL evenings

>madrid soon

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she also looks like MEW or Gemma Artertron or Atkinson idr.... or that girl from 'tsundere gf.gif' animated image

bump in the name of god's best creatures - women

Women are depraved soulless and subhuman. They are meant to be bred and kept in cages.

>god's best creatures - women
kys

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bump in the name of calling out the chosen people

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At least he doesn't groom little girls

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Bex bump

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What do we think about the 5th set 12 game tiebreak in Wombledon?

as far as aesthetic goes, women are the most aesthetic creation IMO

big supporter of it and strongly encourage other slams to adopt this. it's a proper balance between tiebreaker and endless sets. if you've played 24 games in the final set, I reckon a tiebreak is in order. Wimbledon isn't my favourite slam but they really do get most things right

>endless sets
meant endless games

Better than tiebreak at 6 all, I wonder if roddick would’ve beaten fed if this rule was in place

Idk he bottled those 4 set points in the second

its day off here and i tuned up the TV and they show paddington(2014) here and that cute milf wife looks like Konta definitely! in the first scene of train station

Why are women such inconsistent trash? They might as well just toss a coin to decide who wins the match.

they just dont care

Aye, I imagine they're too busy thinking about ponies or something

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>Schmiedlova
ABOLUTE FUCKING GARBAGE CUNT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK IS TAMARA KORPATSCH!? FUCKING NOBODY, THAT'S WHO!!!

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How much did you lose, doubletrips?

Only a tenner. I'm not even that mad really, just bored and shitposting. Hell, the match isn't even over yet and anything can happen in WTA.

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tbf she is wearing heels

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I think this guy might really be mad

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sagel with bagel?

Considering the Tara Moore thing that happened not too long ago you're right. Wasn't here when it happened so what was the reaction?

>thottner

just another day in WTA

How are things going around here?

Gay as always

>1 of 10 games
Didnt Medvedev lost like 10+ games in a row in Monte Carol SF and Barca F?

doubles means masha wins rg lads

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Why do so many people like clownfils

I wonder what this has to do with his own agent/representatives/etc to take such a fierce stand.

>Dont say this often but i honestly hope you die.
I have a feeling that he does say this often

Aaaaand he's gone

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tsitsipas looks like jesus

shy girls want to be loved too

post

laura is 2 times faster at the wheel than Caro and Kerber
youtube.com/watch?v=FTT9npZLjLI

Bump for Cibulkova

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its not her

post young sabs(sabatini)

Shut up, you spastic

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fat and cute

Altmer - Kei
Bosmer - Chung
Dunmer - Djokovic
Orc - Nadal
Khajiit - Schwartzman
Breton - Murray
Imperial - Federer
Nord = Borg
Redguard - Tiafoe
Argonian - Kyrgios

>Borg
swede?

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>borg
boomers pls

wat

Literally looks nothing like her.

Kei is too weak willed to be high elf

Gonna get banned ripip

I fucking hate when disgusting femlets make themself appear like regular people on photos, luring people into thinking they're hot, while their entire genes are corrupted with tainted femletism.

Agree on 50% of Boris' post here

the fat or cute part?

what do you think?

Definitely the cute part

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Don't worry. There odds were 50/50. Better luck next time.

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>participation award
well done they dont just hand those out to anyone

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what does she even do

have sex

Spoils tv shows for idiots

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vikhlyantseva is kinda cute, maybe attractive or good looking too

young sanchez and sabatini were so quwt!!!

is big cheeks at age 0-27 a spanish/argentinian(italian?) trait?

>maybe attractive or good looking too
we should rank a words 'beautiful', 'good looking' and 'attractive' in an order

*dabs on a fat uggo*

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nytimes.com/1996/10/25/sports/sabatini-lacking-competitive-fire-calls-it-quits-at-26.html

[wall-e voice on]
eva
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youtu.be/pYJIlcFKa2Y

mean

7 breaks in a row, I fucking love WTA. Also, Siniakova a shit.

Finally a hold, and the fat uggo is gone. Nice.

Siniakova should stick to doubles

Just been to the toilet and done a massive, steaming Siniakova. My arse is still stinging desu.

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>Kakanov

caro liked coric+dog and 'delicions without gluten' pics(posts) in instagrm 2 hrs ago

is she following djoko? do federer/nadal dislike gluten too?

last two digits are 19xx year i will post my feelings about qt girls born at

oh shit, 1952 would be too old.
only chance to non-tennis lady mention, like, maybe, weaver?

omg i just googled and that happen to be Linda Fiorentino. That super cute brunette from Dogma and Men in Black. (just like with Weaver, did not seen her as pretty when i was 10-20, only recently my eyes opened... or i just did not pay attention when i was eleven years old)
(or was my taste so shitty in age 10-20 that i considered only jessica simpson types as pretty? never found britney spears pretty, or jessica simpson, but that kind, maybe, caught my attention in teen age movies? idk. happy that i grew up)

*fixes your match*

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fuck off and kys

>elise

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