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>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 68 V. Bottas 62 M. Verstappen 39 S. Vettel 37 C. Leclerc 36
>WCC Standings Mercedes 130 Ferrari 73 Red Bull 52 Alfa Romeo 12 Renault 12
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 159 (161 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 84
>Hund status: Ferrari engine too powerful for us
>News: MiamiGP's benis track proposal scrapped, stadium area idea still up Willy to be sponsored by Financial Times Fuco test Ferrari after Barcelona Alfas with new CE Kube shits on Williams's sim too
This made me think. Hamilton desperately wants to be part of the American black successosphere like Oprah, Obama etc. but I have seen no indication that American blacks even know who he is. He only has the ARE LAD FROM TOUGH STREETS OF STEVENAGE English bar crowd and that must make him so mad.
>russell is ill and will not be partaking in media duties mfw they'll only enter kubica's car if russell cannot race as latifi lacks a super licence. well, ocon is in baku, i assume.
Alexander Thompson
minttu > pinkham in milf ratings
Liam Cook
based feetman gimi
Hudson Rodriguez
You know a lot of American blacks, huh?
Anyway, I'd imagine they know who he is but no more so than MSC, for example. Plus Will Smith knows who he is so that's at least one.
They might just enter the one car to save parts rather than risking some n00b crashing it.
Angel Carter
give kubica russell's chassis if he cannot race tbqh.
Kevin Foster
I meant that an average black in USA doesn't know who Hamilton is.
Ian Roberts
imagine the smell
Nolan Fisher
>They might just enter the one car strategy idea: combine the two cars into one voltronesque F1 car, with 8 tires, 2 engines, double front and rear wings with double DRS. but legally work it out that it are technically still 2 cars and 2 drivers (russel is just taking a nap in the back of the Willtron FW42) so the cars scores double points.
>Tilke Track >Pampanga with that weak ass land underneath it like the Shanghai Circuit (That's the reason why China want's a new GP, Shanghai's swamplands are sinking as we speak) >For halfwheel faggots Nah
>not walking around with a Williams t shirt underneath a ferrari jacket and wearing a mclaren cap on your head
I have done this before
Robert Kelly
They are trying to sell this talent less kid just because of his name. Nepotism is cancer and I hope whoever is doing this will come to their senses. They are doing great damage to the kid.
David Lewis
Yeah talentless kids just appear to beat the shit out of a complete F3 grid lmao
Luis Lee
What is special machinery.
Justin Murphy
>mclel was by far the best car >he was first driver >spygate what the fuck is he even on nowdays lmao?
Xavier Reed
Stfu ryssä racist
Alexander Rivera
ryssä is racist nowadays, you racist you can use "kauhu uralin tuolta puolen..." instead
Evan Lewis
I'm POC I can say ryssä if I want
Anthony Phillips
Something that is not present in EuroF3
Jace Fisher
so am I as I am a purebred finngol
Aaron Mitchell
Fuck it, when I see capitalized letters that can be both Cyrillic and Latin I always read in the former I spent half a minute trying to figure out wtf does ROS mean then I realized it's people of color lmao
Cooper Perez
you guys think vettel makes lecute dress up as a trap then fucks his boipucci?
Lucas Sanchez
>vettle >potent
Parker Lee
Lets keep /f1/ tidy :^)
Wyatt Bennett
Looks like an averagely horrible motogp track tbqh I bet there is like 5 meters of elevation in it
Levi Lopez
Lecutie jumps ship from ferrari to RB once contract expires. Rides RB to 4 straight wdcs.
Joshua Rogers
>lewd bull >ever signing anybody else than their mediocre-to-shit own trainees
i would care if they went back to indy or watkins or a good course. not a fan of street races really
Kevin Edwards
yes I told her to do that
Austin Carter
Norris
Jose Johnson
we already have a race and like half a dozen actual racetracks that should host the US GP instead of the godforsaken austin circuit. fuck miami and fuck mercedes
>tfw you will never hide the scooter and then purposefully walk faster just to hear her trot along and get flustered
Cameron Baker
Why would a grown ass man get a dog like that? Fucking fag i'll say, not gonna shill for this guy here anymore
Luis Gray
it will get bigger soon
Mason Morris
but we have the glen! and road america! and road atlanta! and vir! and fucking sebring! and laguna seca! and
Nicholas Morris
Probably his wife's faggy little status symbol dog. I myself can't stand those little shitfuck breeds. A dog must at least be the size of a lapinkoira. People should get a cat if they want a smaller pet with four legs.
Michael Myers
mfw I'll never see a proper race at the indy road course. fucking fuck michelin
>Well, here ve are on de Thursday before de race, and I must convess dat I am feeling apprehensive. Both through de corners and along de straights, I think for sure dat de Ferraris will be qvicker. >For the last three grand prix, ve have been extremely lucky, I am thinking. But for sure, this weekend we will be lucky to even get on de podium. >I'm not generally driven to making such predictions, but I veel dat ve will be underdogs dis weekend.
Recently watched Valencia 2012: >Vet btfo >Hamilton btfo >Crashtor >Emotion win from Cunt Alonso, before he went pro cunt >AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, three boomers (Kimi, Msc, Alo) getting into podium btfoing young drivers Is this the purest kino race?
David Garcia
Last 3 digits are the number of milliseconds faster the Merc will be than the Ferrari.
>Cunt Alonso, before he went pro cunt he did that in 2007
David Diaz
safe bet. some dumbass normie at a bar Saturday stopped me bc I was wearing an 05/06 renault jacket i have to ask me about f1. guess how he heard of f1? netflix. said he won 50 bucks bc he “heard that hamilton guy won a lot”. the worst part of it all was i couldnt disagree
Contemplating on going to church and asking for Hamilton crash into castle section that takes out both WEWUZZING mercs, God should punish their proudness and fake humbleness in my opinion.
Nicholas Wood
>“He’s dead”, Bernie said. I thought for a few seconds, “how can I translate it and tell Leo in a more adequate manner, considering he only spoke two words!!” .
>So I turned to Leo and, in the most gentle and caring way I could master at the time, and said: ” I am really sorry to have to translate that to you but Bernie is telling us Ayrton has died.”
>“But we are not announcing it yet so the race won’t be stopped”.
Taken on face value that's heartless and cruel and yadda yadda yadda, but the comments section is interesting - someone suggests that if driver contracts had a clause that would show agreement to the race continuing in the event of their deaths, drivers would probably sign it, and Betise remarks that she agrees; someone posits that it was poor taste and of dubious legality to continue racing the day after Ratzenberger's death, and that had they closed the track for investigation Senna would have lived, and that continuing after Senna's accident was cruel... and Betise points out that Senna drove that day after Ronald's death.
Shit happens, it's not pleasant, and in trying circumstances it's rare for people to be at their best - but processing decision-making after the fact and viewing it through a filter of knowing everything that had, did, and would transpire is fucking disingenuous.
>plus, the sniper would have got him anyway
Daniel Mitchell
Bullshit. I'd rather go spend Christmas with the in-laws by shooting shit with Nelson Sr and Singapore-baiting Nelson Jr than hang out with a tranny.
Eli Gomez
Serrated just right to puncture on contact.
Parker Jenkins
i think someone has bigger problems than a puncture if their tyre hits the Merc's rear wing
Luke Torres
Ricky made a 1000 euro bet with Marko that Valtteri would be sacked from Mercedes after last year.
He won it back after Marko bet him that Red Bull would be top 3 in quali in Melbourne.
Joshua Bennett
>Daniel Ricciardo says he hopes to emulate Sergio Perez, the only driver to have reached the Baku podium more than once, in this weekend’s Azerbaijan Grand Prix. le exposed man with delusions of grandeur
Kayden King
Just another feature loyal wingman can use to ensure Lewis's victory.
Jace Jenkins
Meh if fucking Kendall was the pay off for spending all day with Bruce I’d totally do it
The sawtooth does three things - it reduces the radar cross section of the car, which allows the smallest of possibilities that should someone else create a circumstance where the World Champion was to evade certain damage by exceeding the pit lane speed limit, there's a tiny percentage improvement that perhaps the Ferrari Assistance Institute won't notice.
Secondly, the saw tooth pattern makes the overall area of the wing much, much better - which because as we all know, wing-loading is the mass of the craft divided by the wing area. Lower wing-loading leads to better manoeuvrability - as well as providing more wing area to do more work.
Thirdly, and just as crucially, the sawtooth pattern disrupts the boundary layer of air as it leaves the car, thus making the air behind the car dirtier, disrupting the front aero of others as they chase down the World Champion and endeavour to take away his rightful wing.
A marked ,exciting and smart move by mercedes that the likes of Fer-ugh-i cannot replicate.
Dreamt Carrie posting on Insta herself being at the spa and doing lewd things with her girlfriend/sugar mommy
Nicholas Ramirez
>straight people being degenerates yet again wew
Isaac Perry
>“I think we are closer to Mercedes,” said Verstappen. “It’s always difficult to really say if it is better because everybody is always improving.” >“In the race in general we are a bit more competitive,” he added. “In qualifying it’s mainly just Ferrari which stands out. >“Like, it’s massive. They found something in their engine which really works. So it’s again good because it gives even more motivation to Honda to work even harder which they anyway do.” oh look, amx is mercedes driver now, because he confirmed underdogz are indeed underdogs engine-wise
Carson White
Shit didn’t know Ham’s father drove in formula 1 too
Ze 5 tenths advantage for sure materialised on ze long straight in China, ve only got ze pole and ze 1-2 finish only because we wuz underdogz
Aiden Bennett
Every F1 day is a good day afterall
Grayson Nguyen
FP1 - ferrari 0.5s ahead, RB 0.3 "ja ze rotes car iz for sure fastah, vvi need to work more" FP2 - ferrari 0.3s ahead, RB 0.1 "Nein nein vvi didn't make a big step mein Freund, ze rotes car is too schnell on ze straight, for sure they're favourites, and ze rotes bull " FP3 - ferrari 0.1s ahead, RB same pace as merc "Vvi are working schwer to match ze rotes car, but du can see they're still in ze front" Q3 end result - ham, bot +0.005, lec +0.7 "Vvi were just lucky, but ze loois and valtteri did amazing jöb , aber we have to worry about ze rotes car and das rotes Bull for sure. They showed ze pace earlier" This is how it'll go lads
Easton Parker
Sweet, sweet suffering
Tyler Martinez
I hate how accurate this is
Gavin Reed
Shame that Lauda is no longer with Mercedes. Would love to read unterhunden meme statements in his voice.
Kevin James
Every fucking weekend
Lucas Gonzalez
Mfw I thought Baku was in next week. I haven't spot any relevant F1 news in media expect for some stupid Ricciardo bet about Bottas
what kind of stupid headline is that? I can't imagine hamilton literally said that (talking about only this season) Wouldn't it be much weirder if a team favored their new young driver instead of their long time 4 time WDC driver??
James Edwards
It would yes, and that's also what happened at McLaren in 2007 with Hamilton being the obvious preferred driver even though Alonso was a WDC for the last two years before that year
Parker Jackson
'I understand how Charles feels because in his heart he believes he is the best or has the potential to be the best,' said Hamilton ahead of Sunday's Azerbaijan Grand Prix.
'It is like having your light dimmed. As a racer, and as a fierce competitor, you naturally rebel. The team say to do one thing, but the fight in you wants to push the other way and do the opposite. I have experienced that.'
'I see much of myself in him. He is doing a great job with high expectations at a huge team like Ferrari. He just has to keep doing what he is doing and it will come to him. For now, I am racing against both of Sebastian and Charles.'
'You don't go there to recharge your batteries,' he said, hinting that he had partied hard - but his off-track enthusiasms have seldom proved an impediment in recent years.
Juan Gray
HOWLING
>Hamilton has always been respectful of Vettel, who after him is the most successful driver on the grid, but they differ in that the Briton has never sought to be favoured as an instrument of team policy: 'My philosophy is that I want equal opportunities against whomever I am racing so I can truly show my ability.'
Eli Edwards
>The Briton has never sought to be favoured as an instrument of team policy
>equal opportunities >literally chimps out when team swaps mechanics between drivers or the other driver gets better strategy
50 IQ mental games
Christopher Martinez
Reminder that Schumacher was always a team baby at Ferrari and was always the number 1 driver because he said so.
Eli Jackson
HAHAHAHAHA
Kayden Adams
Schumacher ran Ferrari what do you expect (Bernie said that).
Ryan Baker
Schumi being a teambabby is an understatement Schumi treated his crew like a family so they followed whenever he goes since they knew he was something special Schumi's number 2s may complain but most of the time they can't even deliver when it matters unlike Schumi
It would Improove Race quality with more strategies, drivers could go at 100% without saving fuel. I think It's a shame that even >Pirelli can predict race strategies, that no even strategy tho.
Cars would be more lighter and short, you could make them more narrow even with new 2017 regs. With a simple aero they want, It would be more easy to make a reg to support battles on track.
Cars would look better, I think F1 should be little cars, with big engines going Vroom vroom so fast, as I thought as a kid. This would increase popularity and moneh.
I'm sure the 75% of F1 drivers would go back again on refueling sistem. > but Muh safety Racing tecnologies improove day by day, I don't think Ross wouldn't find a solution on this.
Josiah Reed
getting rid of his broken chassis, even if it means missing a race or two (reminder: williams have no spare chassis still!)? hell yeah
Wyatt Martin
name races when different fuel strategy (1-2-3 stops, not few laps of difference) decided winner, hungary 1998 and france 2004 don't count
Isaiah Roberts
>brother picked up a cake for my birthday >he didn't put the cover back on >ants fucking everywhere AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Williams doing his lap when a rouge manhole decided to shave off the button of the car Red Flag to investigate Turns out Manhole was not properly fixed down FP1 Cancelled so they go over every other one to check them again Meanwhile the Truck transporting back the Williams to the Pit Hits a bridge see here That makes the crane unusable because Hydraulic oil is now leaking see here
