What are Messi's retarded kids upto?

of course it is I have a PhD

T. Messi

>having a soulless faggot narcissistic psycho of a dad vs a caring loving father
Hmmm tough one

>this is your punishment
>dad, y-you told me to win the tournament as the t-top scorer
>but I didn’t tell you to outscore me
>dad, p-please wa-
>*snap*

>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Based TSU.

Secured his legacy and his son is already a prospect, meanwhile Messoy's kids are autistic and will probably end up fat and depressed

finally dad won't beat me and force me to train throughout the night when I come home

>the year is 2035
>Ronaldo's son is one goal away from beating his father
>The media is ecstatic, headlines across the world about how 'There are now three world famous Ronaldo strikers'
>Ronaldo Junior is on his way to the stadium in his sports car, reading to turn into the parking lot
>Suddenly, truck comes barrelling past and smashes into the car
>Ronaldo Junior is rushed to the hospital but doesn't make it
>Ronaldo Senior is nowhere to be seen, but images of what looked like Ronaldo were seen paying a truck driver 15 mins before the crash
>Police investigations stop after claims 'it was not in the public's interest' to continue

You mean Ph:D

You think Ronaldo will keep playing longer than Messi simply to statpad more goals in some literally who leagues?

At what age will Ronaldo harvest his son's organs?

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Based

Imagine being this gay

The weak must fear the TSUrong

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Great post.

>there can only be one tap in merchant in this family

kek

>be 8
>daddy paid lots of money to get you into Juventus academy
>have to constantly pass it to some retard so he can tap in 2 goals a game

>u9s tournament
>relevant

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how much u9 tournament wins does your son have?

what's that? you don't have a son? That's what I though

no i only have daughters.

>"but I didn’t tell you to outscore me"

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I would kms

>What are Messi's retarded kids upto?
enjoying love and life with their biological mother, unlike test tube jr

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>test tube jr
lmao poonaldofags BTFO

*thinks logically*

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This is the kind of quality banter that keeps me coming to this otherwise cesspit of a board.

low test

Ecuador outta nowhere with the comedy gold

>you will never get spoopy with papa messi

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>Why yes, I do compare the achievements of other people's children

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What a forced shit meme. I bet you felt suicidal after you posted this.

>£10 outfit
Why does Messi hate his kids

are messi's kids actually fat or is this a meme?

Messi on the right

will he surpass his father in the future?

I saw him play at this tournament. He was bullying kids left and right, he's the next GOAT i have no doubts about it

Great post

>statpadding already

Ronaldo's """son""" is so creepy holy shit. Looks a little more normal here but still creepy and fake

Do you think he molests his kids? I mean he's a degenerate and all.

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Ronaldo's wife has some proper fucking milkers I tell ya

>already grabbing feet of that baby

>w-what about our mother dad? w-where is she?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

she's Argentine

why didn't he get a white wife? Their at least would be semi white like Ronaldo himself.

kek nice one toothpaste

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The Josef Fritz arc in the Ronaldo's life could be one of the most bizarre and best arc

Fucking toppest kek.

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I wouldn't be surprised if he picked a mother with genetic markers for playing ability or something

>ywn live inside CR7 Balls
>ywn swim to the egg of a extremly fertile breeder who was carefully picked for maximum breedability
>ywn CR7 is your based loving father
>ywn be named after him because even when you are a baby it was evident you were a -10er
>Literally loose your virginity at age 12 to a 10/10 model
>ywn grow up to be the most dominant tap in merchant in the history of the game
>ywn tap in 60+ goals every season
>ywn have a 8.5 inch penis
>ywn fuck models and hot women on an industrial scale
>ywn use sex as your daily cardio
>ywn the whole team has to work hard while you just taps it in and gets all the credit
Imagine being messi's son.. must suck.

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>ywn score the necessary goal against ajax
lmao

Stay mad thiago. Your mom is a whore.

at least I have a mom

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based

>having a mom
low test.

This. Real chads have two dads

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