Messi has never scored a goal this good

lmfao btfo

O TWAIN

Do you ever sleep ?
The morning, you are here
The afternoon, you are here
The evening, you are here
Late in the night, you are here

m.youtube.com/watch?v=LJENMuDLN4A

yeah, he should follow ronaldo lol
>goal 1: tap-in header vs sassuolo
>goal 2: shot from inside penalty box vs sassuolo
>goal 3: tap-in from a deflection vs frosinone
>goal 4: shot from inside penalty box vs udinese
>goal 5: tap-in from shit keeping vs genoa
>goal 6: penaldo vs empoli
>goal 7: shot from outside penalty box vs empoli
>goal 8: tap-in from shit keeping vs ac milan
>goal 9: tap-in volley vs spal
>goal 10: penaldo statpad vs fiorentina
>goal 11: penaldo vs torino
>goal 12: tap-in header vs atalanta
>goal 13: shot from inside penalty box with shit keeping vs sampdoria
>goal 14: penaldo vs sampdoria
>goal 15: penaldo vs lazio
>goal 16: deflected shot from inside penalty box vs parma
>goal 17: header vs parma (wouldn't consider this a tap-in)
>goal 18: statpad header vs sassuolo
>goal 19: statpad shot from inside penalty box vs frosinone
congratulations to ronaldo for his 19 goals in serie a, which includes
>six tap-ins
>five penalties
>three statpads
>three goals from shit keeping
>two goals from a deflection
>twelve goals against the bottom half of the table (four against teams in the relegation spots)
>only one goal from outside the penalty box
>no hat-tricks
>no free kicks
TRULY the magisterial man mountain twain envisions in his head

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>I d-don't actually l-like r-ronaldo it's j-just a c-c-crazy coincidence t-that a-all my c-comparisons use h-him
O TWAIN CHAU

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I compare Messi to him because Ronaldo is currently better than him, and the most high profile player. Once Mbappe or someone else takes that place I'll use them instead

>because Ronaldo is currently better than him
O TWAIN
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Keep fighting the good fight.

Keep seething like a little bitch TWAIN
You pay for it after all lmao

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Am I wrong?

TWAIN ARE YOU OKAY? TWAIN ARE YOU OKAY?

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kek at the last sentence

I'm right
Rui Costa
Deco
Carvalho
Figo
Eusebio

So if you say Ronaldo is currently better than Messi, and those players were better than Ronaldo, you mean to tell me you believe Rui Costa, Figo, etc were better than Messi?
Maddening

Of course they are. Ronaldo is better than Messi, which makes those players significantly better

>live in sewer
>worship metrossexual portuguese man
>spend all the money you make hunting rats on vpns and Yea Forums pass
>he can't even beat some teenagers from holland
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONON
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAA

youtube.com/watch?v=2ss-pzJLWkc

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Remember when you got BTFO so hard and everybody here laugh at your stupid ass?

He choked in that game though

you're actually retarded m8
O TWAIN
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>Rui Costa is better then Messi and Ronaldo

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Yes?

no

You probably never watched him play then

>You probably never watched him play
I feel like this is a mean joke

O TWAIN

Yea Forums unironically praises Inzaghi for being a tap in merchant yet criticizes Cristiano Ronaldo for it

Talking like you play league footie but you don't know what it means to play a first season in Serie A yeah sure mate keep plotting

why isn't anyone posting messi webms?

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Because I'm right; he's never scored a better goal

no one pretend Inzaghi was the greatest player ever in terms of talent