/hoc/

it seems so long ago now

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bruins and blues

I fear that's the only one we won't get. Although if any enterprising /hoc/ user finds themselves near a barefooted mommy he will have to be our hero.

Boston

Woohoo! Nothing like playoff hockey!!! So who are my knights playing this round? Also can someone explain icing to me? DEFEND THE CASTLE!

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What if it was Mitch Marner who promised to post mommy feet?

i would die from cumming for a week straight

Can't approve of all this bullying of Vegas.

go knights

>were up 3-1 in the series
>were up 3-0 in the third period
>STILL LOST

have sex

gatekeep much?

Why is his mom hot? Also what if that was actually Mitch Marners ballsack with canes written on it?

you forgot
>TO THE SHORKS

least I got to enjoy my team being in the SCF its first year. Many fans literally grow up with their teams wishing to god they'd advance to the second round or make the playoffs at all. VGK is going to be a consistent playoff contender for atleast 5 years.

...

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Thank you for the fix my friend

yeah go easy on vegas, they've just experienced their first real chokejob and refpuck in the same game.
just kidding fuck those nerds

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Fact check: true.

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5 years of first round playoff exits ahead, very nice ;)

I can get behind this

Even for Yea Forums what a classless fan base. They make Philadelphia fans seem principled and righteous. I can guarantee if the situation was reversed you’d see endless posting about how dirty and terrible the sharks are. I mean they literally stole game 2 and that wasn’t enough. Their players and coach called couture a liar despite showin them the bloody hole where his teeth was before the high stick and they cheated earlier to steal a goal? If they don’t win and they don’t get literally every call they have a tantrum. It’s absolutely pathetic and I’ve never hated a team and their fan base this badly before.

imagine squabbling about some petty games when you could be out in the real world snapping shots of mature female feet and uploading them here

I understand complaining about the call

but you have to understand, first of all its' not the "worst" call ever made - well maybe in your franchise's history, but there have been plenty of game-costing calls in the sport.

Honestly, looking at it, the game was supposed to be over regardless. A major? Sure, even if they get 1 or 2 goals the game is still over. >(You) let in four. Worse than the call was that awful pp.

Fairweather fans flipping out for a fairweather team, welcome to the nhl.

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you wish sweety :). Shorks cant have fluke luck every year.

The knights first year was fluke luck ;)

Time for Mac

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wrong. If that were the case then they'd be exactly where the kongs are this year. Expect consistent playoff appearances.

>contender
>Fleury

You’re gonna have to pick one

I feel the butthurt from here. Vegas has the worst fans in the NHL, would take flyers fans over them, at least they know hockey

Who’s the next Gagne?

This is literally Boston vs. Reddit

Gayest playoffs of all time. Stock up on your Whole Foods and Game of Thrones you nerds.

Put down the memes for a second.

Sharks- shit goaltending
Dallas- barley beat a shit team
Avs - played a shit team with shit goaltending
Blues - mediocre team with a hot goalie, played a shit team

Hurricanes - played a burnt out team that won the Cup last year
Islanders - actually decent, might be pretty good
Blue Jackets - meme galore. This is not a serious team
Bruins - going to win the Cup. Accept it and stop being mad.

I've had "friendly" banter between the california teams happen.

Vegas fans aren't friendly. They mock other fans if they have an claim to superiority; eg being given a good draft team.

We're natural division rivals, but the only reason we're hated rivals is because the fans are so goddamn awful to other people

Vegas is already lined up to be in cap hell. They're not designed for long-term success. In three years they're probably out of the playoffs.

Choking a 3-1 series lead to the SHORKS is pretty telling of how good they are, enjoy your next 5 years of 1st round exits ;)

Anyone have a link to /hoc/ flag bearers?

God damn holy fucking shit shut the fuck up vegas nobody cares move the fuck on at least everyone else but you moved on. Fucking golden kniggers fans I swear to god

>dallas barely beat a shit team
scoring 5 goals in multiple games is barely beating teams now?

this. what happened to comfy night posting? this spamming is autistic as hell.

So salty, never seen a whinier fan base. Even with Gary deepthroating you and throwing game after game for you, you cry he didn’t cup the balls as well. Absolutely pathetic, even worse is their coach and players whining after the series. Like the refs didn’t hand you a win in game 2 and goal that game as well.

/hoc/ is now a Pesäpallo general

i know this is bait but smith wasn't shit

he was actually decent and sometimes excellent, but he had no defensive support and calgary's offense disappeared

t. avs-canes finals fan

though islanders might win the cup playing lamepuck tbqh

I miss him bros

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honestly i hope vegas is shit for the next 20 years just to rid themselves of all the shitty obnoxious fans

20 years of failure and perhaps they'll act civilized to other people

Nashville is garbage. The whole Central Division is a joke.

I think Dallas will probably beat St Louis but that's it.

Based and pe class pilled. Now that it is late April, school kids all over Finland start playing pesäpallo in their pe classes

How would (you) define lamepuck?

Shut the fuck up faggot ass knights fan

literally nothing can stop Duchene now.

this 100 times

>bruins win
Based and Bergy pilled

using your goaltender as a crutch

Pretty much this.

ITT: Morons.
>28 years of constant failure
>26 years of constant failure
Imagine being a fan of the sharks or a canadian team. The knights only have 2 years of failure.

I think the Avs are the weakest team in the West. They have the least playoff experience and played a very soft team in Calgary. That was a really mild series.

The Blues, Stars and Sharks just beat the top 3 teams in the West last year. And those were ugly.

Bruins > Stars is my bet

and how many Stan Lee's mate?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=TMesKNkfrPI
>half of the fights are the bruins
based

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somebody posted butthole several threads ago, might be in a game thread

Zero dummy, that's what constant failure means. Why do you think I chose that specific time frame for Canadian teams?

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>Why do you think I chose that specific time frame for Canadian teams?
Dunno. How many Stan Lee's do you think Canadian teams have won?

lel

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Imagine being an American who can't skate and talking about hockey.

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>pavfellsky
lmfao

>picking canadian teams
pekka...

Sharks, 100%.

which fans are the nicest and least whiny

list three

the blood sacrifice worked

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It's Alyssa Milanos bracket, from "Famous Fans" league

canes
teds
bing bings
t. kongz fan

mild, panthers (empty seats dont whine nor insult), yotes (same)

Probably the
>golden knights
>hurricanes
>coyotes

And yet VGK managed to eclipse ~50 years of mediocrity in one period. The knights psyche has been permanently and deeply fractured. The indentity of this team has been indelibly stamped as a team that folds completely at the first instance of adversity. The low expectations in thier inaugural season and mirage of success it lead to gave this team and thier fan base an overblown sense of confidence that was badly shaken. Playoff Fleury was exposed once again when it mattered most and that is what this group will take away going into next season and each season in the near future. This team will never sniff a conference final if MAF is involved with the team. The next few years will cement this identity.

Ite seems that with finns u win

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>least whiny
>reddit knights
pick one

I FELL ASLEEP AND MISSED EVERYTHING AFTER THE 2ND PERIOD

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>knights
>nicest
>least whiny

nice bait

can you please perform some sort of sauna-related ritual to bless rask with magical finn autism powers

unironically laffs.
Then probably Jets.

>whine and complain in your post
sounds like whoever you lads cheer for wouldn't be anywhere on the list, that's for sure.

Spoiler: caps won

i hate >my teams fans. they're all dumb annoying mexicans

>implying mark andre fleury hasn't won two (2) cups already

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Sorry, the prophecy says Antti Niemi is the last finnish starting goalie to ever win the cup

was that a different pic than sharpie in pooper?

seattle

What the fuck is that? Mandrama belts.

the franchise would just move

Based and redpilled. I hope to see a fanbase as cancer as the Cantpucks for when we come over and take over the stadium.

I do not recall seeing any sort of protuberance, thank god.

>muh ancient cups
shut the fuck up dude. the most impressive canadian teams in the past twenty years have been the flames and the canucks which is just sad

to honolulu?

>muh ancient cups
based zoomer.

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none of the canadian teams (actually maybe canucks)
none of the original six

avs? canes?

Someone posted their asscheeks but not specifically their butthole. might have been a semantics thing.

a) you're over 27 and posting on Yea Forums
b) you're a zoomer too

and realistically, you'd have to be at least 33 to even comprehend what the cup meant when the habs won it.

cope

>pafellski
Heh

>dude 26 years is such a long time!

>cope
What did he mean by this?

I never tire of this level of canadian cope

My team has more cups than yours.

Ottawa are ones that will move to Honolulu.

you'll never personally know the personal ecstasy of a stanley cup win. I know it firsthand, three times. I hope those VHS tapes help ya sleep at night pierre

kek

twitter.com/kfraserthecall/status/1121222246012542976

I get personal ecstasy from sucking strangers cocks

Yeah was pretty cool watching a Canadian Prodigy dominate in those three. Almost as awesome as watching him score the golden goal in overtime over your entire country. Still I will have to just contend with 2 world series and seeing the habs do it until next year. Don't worry though, I am sure all those old Pirates WS tittles count though right?

>canadian cope

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>he thinks I'm a penguins fan
lol
nice mental gymnastics btw. I accept your concession

Looking for a job friends, wish me luck.

:D

What you don't actually live in New York's designated shitting street do you? holy shit, sorry by the fact you are capable of reading and writing a assumed it couldn't be.

and that's game. please enjoy crying yourself to sleep every night, eternally cucked by the united states, while we use your stars to win the only trophy that matters, forever. good night.

>while we use your stars to win the only trophy that matters
But Canadian Players are not eligible for the American National team...?

wew lad, that man has a family

here you go, now you'll get (You)s

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imagine not playing intelligence based classes

Who /BLOOS/ here?

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I can't, not even for one second

>toothpaste

t. jealous manlet

hello colgate

The capitals are essentially a trap team I'm glad they're out I also don't like holtby

season 3 there is an arc where you find out peter is a dicklet and his son chris has a hog
don't fuck up the family guy lore f am

now that the dust has settled, who was at fault in the caps loss?

Todd Rierden and nick Jensen

where do you live?

didn't mean 2 reply

That's ok I'm not upset you're a good boy

youtu.be/hmccyjrccX8

South Africa vs Luxembourg

Serious hokkei

We need links to these posts people have submitted to see

2nd line and todd reirden. Should be fired tbqh

>Holtby fucks with Trump
>Proceeds to get swept
The Trump Curse is a real thing, anons.

What's this outstanding goaltending move called?

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Looks like "The Worm"
Bold strategy to start dancing in the middle of a hockey game though

blues have the best jerseys in the league
especially the heritage ones
might be biased though

>teds
IRL they're fucking horrible people, they're from Ohio after all

hill billy

biggest game changer since the butterfly technique
truly a pioneer of >our sport

>the Canes aren’t reddit

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>all wildcard teams advanced
>every 1st seed fell
what the fuck are these ploffs

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I'm so happy the Jackets got to the second round!

the young finnish bulls happened

boston is going to absolutely steamroll the remaining teams. literally every other good team that was supposed to win, lost.

They're entertaining

Sweden will win the worlds

based

Wtf I love the Habs now

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They’re responding to a GOT post with a GOT chirp Washington started it

Who the fuck is Austin Mathews

Warmish take: Canes/Isles winner wins Stan Lee's Cup

Boston St. Louis final

>outredditing reddit
Retarded sisterfucking hill billys

Imagine how many hurricanes hill Billy's impregnated their cousin after last nights historic win

youtu.be/i36k6qYY-d4

Carolina hurricanes 2006 Stanley cup parade

if the hurricanes beat last year's champions..then that must mean that they will win this year, its only logical
t. professional hockey analyst

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If the team was in western NC that would probably make sense, Raleigh is suburbs and northern scum

Hot take: game 7 is a must win

how can anyone hold the broons as contenders when they almost got beaten by the fuckin laffs?

The key to the games tonight is getting the pucks deep and just banging those bodies boys

brooons have finnish goaltending (so no cup for them)

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>banging those bodies boys
gay

Ranking of contender for stanlee
1. Avalanche
2. Islanders
3. Blues
4. Stars
5. Bruins
6. Blue Jackets
7. Hurricanes
8. Sharks

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>herää sun kipinä alkaa
thanks for the ptsd

for me its
1.islanders
2.blues
3.bruins
4.avalanche
5.blue jackets
6.sharks
7.stars
8.canes

9.laffs

ilmeeni kun herään kipinään

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Just learned I have a deviated septum lads, not a great day

youtube.com/watch?v=qYS732zyYfU

did you atleast get to do plenty of lines before you got the diagnosis

None
I was also told that I've probably been a literal mouth breather in my sleep for years because of the deviated septum

>yfw you realize Ukraine is just Grease with a new proxy

>a literal mouth breather
kek
at least you have a diagnosed excuse, unlike the hill billys

Should've banged your body buddy

Somewhat suspicious grease is absent

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do you have any proofs?
life is fuck's life

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bit rude

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YIKES how did the capitals suck so much last night
They broke my bracket
I was 100% until last night

Go caps
Please get a new pp next year the slingshot is embarrassing

>craps

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Hey guys, a pic of my cat just because he's a cute boy. Does anyone want nore pics of the husky?

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Grease is actually mentally retarded though

>lightning lose
>penguins lose
>leafs lose
>capitals lose
>flames lose
>golden knights lose
>jets lose
>predators lose
What a crock of shit, i'm convinced more now, than ever, that we live in a computer simulation. The only real team left is the bruins.

Ovi kicked his left pad there

underrated post

Kys you molasses sodden faggot

t. hill billy

The worst call ever made was the ref missing that one offsides call back in 70’s that cost Philadelphia the cup.

Honestly if the shorks win the cup I might just an hero

*the one that wasn’t made.
Sorry

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s e e t h i n g

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lmao

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Oh no no no no

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imagine not wanting to see jumbo finally raise the cup and then disappear never to be seen again

it would be pure kino

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I can get behind this honnestly, but I doubt the >shorks has what it takes

>implying the knights won’t end up the same as most other teams in the age of short dynasties
ba ba Baka

>stay classy carolina
>runs over goalie and gets massive refpuck help and still cant win it
>ovechkin slavniggering in game 6
LE IRONY

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The power play is fine it's the break out and then the 1-1-3 trap that looked like shit

>500 replies

Sounds like they got BTFO

I bet you Caniacs are fucking stoked, I was happy for ya boys.

is there people actually complaining about the call last night though? It was a good call hockey has always penalized on the outcome not the play itself.

sharks are cursed for eternity my man

West NC is just Charlotte and Charlotte is full of blackies.

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Yeah, just like their team

WWE

holy fucking hill billy

the fuck you say about me nigger lover

Don't talk to me like I'm you cousin/wife faggot

my
>alpha bracket
got much hate before the start of the first round but who's laughing now?

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holy fucking hill billy

t. hill billy

dont you have a hockey guy video to be watching sunbelters

>Buffalo
>senators
>canes
Teams that nobody really has beef with because they’re bad and the fan base has been alright

Go brush your tooth hill billy

>blood from helmet
Oh shit.

LOL
>craps

cbj will win the cup don't @ me

i just pulled it out better suction on the methpipe that way

grim typical californian blood sacrifice

they very well might, i'm just happy that my bracket was 8/8 on first round

I'm happy too because you're my little guy

>headhunt all series
>get ref help multiple times
>still complain after you choke in 2OT at home in game 7

Eh there's lots of whites in the Triad, Charlotte and Asheville.

How could a team be mad after just winning the cup and meeting trump

Iggy the Niggy goes top Tity

I’d be mad too if I just lost out on my chance of meeting him again

>muh trump
based retarded hill billys

My favorite part of it was when he called Braden Holtby a weak minded neutered pusy who lets his wife call the shots and Ovi laughed

>mfw knights won’t ever shut up about this for years to come
This is going to be annoying thinking that they didn’t just choke a series given to them by the hockey gods. They won’t shut up about it when goon hockey backfires and the refs are always inconsistent come playoffs...

Welcome to the playoofs reddit knights.

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Btfo

What’s a hill billy?

The newest buzzword from reddit

The plural of hillbilly is hillbillies you retard

they'll disappear after their first losing season

A slur directed at what you’d expect to find in the back hills of West Virginia making moonshine. Think mountain rednecks
t.dixie redneck

you would know hill billy now go brudg your tooth your breath smells like your sisters pusy

Where is the Canes-Caps collage?

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how new r u

I can see them being like what the sharks were in the 2000’s, a team with a good cup run and mostly will just play in the first or second round for the next decade at best

good kitty....

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>rags south

I started posting here in 2013 and I just returned after a long hiatus. I’m not up to date on all the latest memes

what went wrong?

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im that doggo

I’d be blessed if that remained my team’s nickname but after this season I think it could easily be more about choking.

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You might think it's a "cool meme" but you're going to hell for fucking your cousin you hill billy faggot

People didn't want pics of him yesterday but he deserves some love

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He's sweet

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Cute

REKT

Fyi the only way to put these pictures correct, as far as I know, is to screenshot them. Fucking samsungs.

Teams I want to see lose
Bruins
Hurricanes
Sharks

Teams I want to see win
Blue Jackets
Blues
Islanders

>no one is talking about the wild
>everyone is thinking about them

This but the opposite

If digits i will post my face

If digits I'll post about the wild

>tranpa gay lgbtning

>mfw every team except the blues has a finn in it

its coming home boys!!

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This

Any Midwest bros know how often rinks show up in like the dakotas through Texas? If I move there I’d at least like a rink nearby or just wait for it to freeze over in the winter to make my own rink.

Yeah, should be the thread that was up during 2OT. It had the engineer student posting there

>Laffs

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Hurric/a/nes!

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based

Is this just fanart, or is there actually a hockey aimu gacha game I somehow missed?

retard

this but opposite

>laffsnet still talking about Bustthews ice time
>still disregarding he was minus 3

hey i heard the capitals lost

They did!

Hurric/a/nes!

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> caps suck dick and ovechshit is overrated garbage
i tried to tell you dudes but noooooo you all didnt want to hear it did you

>still no >laffs collage
Feels bad man

How the seeds fared in the first round:
1 seeds: 0 for 4
2 seeds: 3 for 4 (Bruins, Islanders, Sharks)
3 seeds: 1 for 4 (Blues)
Wild Cards: 4 for 4 (Blue Jackets, Hurricanes, Stars, Avalanche)

stars/blues shitty ass scheduling starts at 8:30 but I have to sleep at 10 to get at least 6 hours of sleep

anyone got recs as to how to watch the game without being dead tired tomorrow

>literally every remaining team has a player from the EU in it
its coming back to our great European community

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>muh regular season

>all 4 division winners out in the first round
Shit playoffs

Real shit.

I just ripped a huuuuuuuuge fart and it felt amazing also go canes

unfortunately the best teams in the playoffs (Leafs, Lightning, Flames) were all knocked out due to ref puck.

More like GOAT playoffs. That's hockey, baby

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go watch cuckhoop

Can we enjoy the playoffs then all agree the parity meme went too far?

We're all having good fun here, but sincerely to Leafs fans who are distraught tonight; Alex Ovechkin won his first cup when he was 32. You're going to have more heartbreaks than championships. The window isn't closing any time soon.

>The window isn't closing any time soon.

Does Reddit not understand how the cap works?

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Why are we getting flooded by reddit fags?

>dOeS rEdDiT NoT UnDeRsTaNd HoW tHe cAp WoRkS?????????????

The avalanche advancing as far as possible is the best outcome possible for this playoffs

Caps are still the Stanley cup champions

The clock is ticking

Toronto was the last Canadian team eliminated. That makes them the official 2019 NHL Canadian Champion! Let's all give the Leafs a hand for being the top Canadian team as well as Canadas official team!

If by "as far as possible" you mean winning the Cup, you are correct

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find a better job

Toronto came out on top against six of the best teams in the league, much like their many championships during the golden age of hockey. Unfortunately due to a lack of talented players, the rosters for teams in this dark age of hockey is spread so thin that winning a cup is no longer based on skill but rather chance.

Thats exactly what I mean my friend

all that's left is the bruins and then we'll have a good guy win the cup for sure

don't blow it teds

>/hoc/ in a nutshell

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i miss /cric/

Based

Canes-Avs Forces of Nature Cup Final

the Bruins are unironically the good guys, all the other teams are zoomers and sunbelt

WHERE THE FUCK IS MOMMYS FEET

Tons of hockey rinks in North Dakota. If you really want hockey move to Minnesota though, people will do backyard rinks all over the place

Earrings?

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I have several questions but I guess the largest one right now is why she has that one chick's motorbike helmet

these figures make no sense

So the Ted's really are our guys

Pekka Rinne is unironically too good. Too good to be playing for the shit team in front of him that does nothing but let him down year after year after year.

yeah if you want subpar hockey. obviously canadians are the superior coaches, gms and players.

>being a footfag

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>be euro
>league is shit
>promising rookie enters league
>leaves after one season for the NHL
>can't watch NHL games because it's in the middle of the night
you people don't know how good you have it

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Wait, Caps were the bad guys?

Brainlet detected

based keklu
he cannot be stopped

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boston only had 21 skaters for round 1 and the teds have 31 roster players according to that pie chart

at least your country has won a gold medal

figure out a way of recording the games of your preferred team

I just took from the roster according to wikipedia bro

so basically your figures are useless since they consider a bunch of non-roster players with team contracts

>2OT

was that the longest game in modern history?

Would rather get a pic of mommy's neck and clavicle than feet desu

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mitch marner mommy mamaries desu

are you a fucking casual retard niggerfaggot?

the short answer is: yes

Is it me or are we all heading for a Blues-Bruins SCF?

Longest game of all time desu

It's been posted several times

Avs vs Teds

Couple of quick thoughts. The last year was great. The relief of shedding the choker label allowed me to enjoy the team.

It was just a respite though. They have returned to the choker team they were and with next playoffs the anxiety and bad feelings will return.

I won't enjoy that. With that in mind I am going to give up being an active fan. I am not going back to the old ways. I have enjoyed sparring here and may miss that. Losing playoff series like this, I won't miss.

Good night and good luck.

I will respond to messages but this is my last post in the forum.

Take care

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What a faggot lmao

Isnt finland part of asia?

>unironically going on HFBoards

coping

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Sorry I dont live in /hoc/ 24/7

svech sent a message to his team that night

Then stop bitching

he died so that zoomers everywhere could live on

The moment the Canes won the series

Did they use Svechkinov as a bait? It all makes sense now.

blood sacrifice

>0-3
ameriburgers stop bullying our kids

>bloos vs ruins
>game 7 OT
>over the boards comes based Bobby Orr
>scores the winner
>flies through the air
>dies
>body gets carried around the ice
>gets "handed" the cup first

post stan lee ovechkin has nothing to lose
this era will be great

my amerifriemd!

He pill slay all the younglings

>u18

who cares

youtube.com/watch?v=6IZi9AKSHss

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gotta turn your dreams into memes

Svech could be back as early as Friday
Ovi ain't coming back until October

lol

Good morning yall

>it was 3-0

how does he stand sideways like that?

h-hehe..das rite, i d-didn't even care about this s-stupid kids tournament xDD

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casuals out

>

want to see the islels win the cup just because literally everyone would shit on tavares

Thinking about Kappo leading the >rags into second playoffs round next season.

Avs advancing to the second round and getting a top 5 pick in the draft. Top comfy desu

caps are gonna repeat and by caps I mean trotz

the Islanders are the only bad guys left, they need to be dealt with

Cute!

teds are gonna heem the shit outta the islels and by that i mean torts is gonna punch trotz in the back of the his fat head

there are no bad guys left aside from the hurrishits

It took a lot of practice

there are no goods guy left except for the hurricanes

The Avs are pretty good guys

WAHOOOOOO

>divealanche

cringepilled
redbased

REMINDER

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>u18 competition
> >our team is extremely anemic
>whole arena is empty too

this is just depressing to watch. team doesnt care, coaches dont care and neither do any >fans

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Nice dubs fren

I hope >your team makes it all the way to the final and gets refpucked even harder and loses because of it immediately after >your favorite player gets a career ending injury.

>WE ARE NOT GOING TO BE FUCKING SUCK THIS YEAR
Really stimulates that grey matter

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>tfw can't even distinguish the falseflaggers from the incredibly asspained """"""""fans""""""""

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>implying the isles are not the good guys of the east

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>replying to yourself

their stock drops everytime you post in appreciation of them you dumb fuck

REMINDER

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Who cares national team is dead anyway and no one really wants to play in it.

I want to see him go up against Chara in the conf finals.

If you are a caps fan and can’t respect a fan of another team coming here to say he respects one of our guys who happens to be one of the best ever, fucking grow up. You’re being a disgrace to the caps and caps fans. Would Ovi want you talking like that? I bet not

If you don’t want to see the canes fans post in our subreddit then just.....don’t fucking read it.

We have to preserve some sense of dignity in the game or else it becomes fucking man children getting off on big hits and testosterone doses.

This sadly. Money rules with the kids. Finland as a nation doesn't mean anything to them anymore.

Rate my second chance bracket

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I'm a false flagger but I still hope it actually happens

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awful/10

>Hyman with a torn acl played more minutes than Mathews
lmao

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bloos beat stars

avs beat shorks

your probably right on the other two but who the fuck knows with both teds and isles sweeping the first round they might be slow to start while the other teams have come off big wins and are ready to keep going

anime pictures aren’t cute when you realize that some overweight bottom feeder sack of shit are the people who save and post them

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Canes fan coming in peace. Love Ovi and your team, would've cheered for y'all if you beat us. Check my post history if you don't believe me. Great series, incredible game 7. Felt like fighting an older brother against you guys this series. Also, fuck the pens.

vulgar display of russia

Shut the fuck up w*j*k poster

Says the wojak poster

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business idea: bring back Kachina as the yote's main

Ass > tits

Canes fan here. I really mean this when I say it, great series and season caps, what a damn series and game 7. Im a pretty level headed sports fan, I would never wish injury on the opposing team and try to respect other fanbases with how much I’ve suffered as a canes fan

But the capitals and caps fans... holy fuck you guys tested me. It’s astounding the dirtiest, cheapest team in the NHL bitches like babies when someone hits them like they hit other teams. Not to mention your fans are so fucking deluded they constantly think the refs are against them, when in reality, besides game 6, every game the refs straight up sucked your dicks. I completely get why the rest of the NHL absolutely hates you, and nothing made me happier than sending your sorry asses home after all the ignorant trash talk I’ve endured over the years

Have fun on the golf course boys!

this

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caps got refpucked

>playing for money instead of some antique nationalistic feels
BASED
A
S
E
D
bet they get enough benis in vagina in America too

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It’s a reddit post m8 you don’t need to reply to them

Entire sunbelt.

yeah they sure got refpucked by that delay of game penalty that only one team suffered despite both causing one.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

I mean imagine if the Caps were the sharks on Tuesday and lost that game. That’s fucking BRUTAL. As long as the core remains intact, we just have to win it one more time because we have a fighting chance

Huh?

Who /ready/ here

Behold the real second chance bracket

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based and tealpilled

Not looking too bad esspee.

Remember when you faggots laughed at Avs in 5?

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We rock at dawn on the front line
Like a bolt right out of the blue
The sky's a-light with the guitar bite
Heads will roll and rock tonight

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What the fuck was sam thinking?

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Not 1 team remaining has a player making over 10million
>the leafs are soon to have 3

the central division fucked my bracket

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>i'm actually the top in my 10 person group....

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look at those second round teams man
holy fucking based

but 11 million is a steal in the modern cap era for john "disappears in the playoffs" tavares!!!

One might even say Tavares is overrated shit

just means all these rfa/ufas are gonna demand massive raises come july
tavares has more goals than jamie benn :)

Will my Habs make the playoffs next year?

Based

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but he scored 1 (one) goal in their 5-1 game 7 loss!

Warren Foegele's new contract is going to be fucking massive :(

which was one more goal than ove scored in his game 7 loss

jamie benn is still playing hockey :))))

no thanks to himself

big upboat from me my man

Here's the bottom of the barrel in /hoc/'s bracket league
>Proper bracket
>scores 0 (zero) points
top lel

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bit rude

thinkin' about ted

I prefer it when people are white to be honest

glad to see my meme bracket representin

>mfw leafs don’t know how tavares works in the playoffs

Reminder he did more in that series against florida and tampa back in 2016 than with the leafs this year

What would be the worse meme? Vegas last year or Carolina making the final or winning the cup this year?

I’m glad Randy stopped a Crapishits repeat but now they can fuck off

Not everything is a fucking meme you dip

>only cuplets left in the playoffs
Gay

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>imagine

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>imagine

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As far as I'm concerned Carolina is the Iceland of Hockey. And I'm pretty sure they did that fucking viking shit after a win one game.

When you don’t know the rules of hockey you need to find other things to do to pretend you’re having fun

What's the whitest NHL city? I need to know if banter happens

raleigh

Karpart

>The cope of Toronto
>The damage control of sportsnet

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Just came back from the gym lads, I took a little video I thought you might enjoy

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Probably Ottawa. Nobody lives there but politicians and white trash

HIFK

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No

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it's been like 12 hours and I still can't get over the fact that fucking McPing won that game and the series for >us

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reminds me of this

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T1 /ourguy/
Blues
Islanders
T2 good guy
Dallas
Bruins
T3 neutral/could end up bad guy in the future
Hurricanes
Avs
Blue Jacket
T4 bad guy
Sharks

>best case scenario
on to the ECF in 7
>worst case scenario
completed first round upset meme and ended the drought

also deliver OT promises + lick that goddamn bench you raging >raggot

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bit gay lad

edmonton. hillbillies and oil riggers

Please refrain from posting webms on /hoc/ in the future

>the laffs are paying marleau $6 million

hi Leroy

>you’re posting with a special user name on the hockey section of the sports section of an anonymous image board

Thanks for noticing ;-)

I didn’t deign to watch the Caps’ power play in 2OT, but how pathetic was it for them to not win right there? I mean, the Canes were beating the shit out of them from the first OT until the end, but not even one last rally? Sad!

Begging you to kill yourself or try Reddit

are you fags done with balls and buttholes?
thank god

>11.6
>11
>7

I think the bruins beat the sharks 4-2 in the finals, maybe 4-1

Does he work for Chuck's?

clearly, lots of fortnight dances gave the zoomercanes much more stamina

ayyy

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>tripfag
>secure tripfag at that

Y I K E S

Neither of those teams are making the final

/hoc/'s finest hour

kek

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>check out those tiny wrists on ovi

hurricanes are gay and okay at hockey
like and subscribe for more quality content and hot takes

Doubt the sharks make it that far. I think it'll be blues isles, blues in 7

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Toronto's favorite.

Gods chosen people
1. Americans
2. Fins
3. Jews

Based William

why'd you say americans twice

>@espn: Two referees who worked Knights-Sharks Game 7 won't officiate in 2nd round after controversial penalty
OH NO NO NO NO

LOOKS LIKE THE GOLDEN SHOWERS WERE RIGHT AFTER ALL

TOO BAD THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS RETROACTIVE WINS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How fucking great is this?

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WELL HERE'S THE THING WILLIE

fake news

It's just to satisfy butthurt lifelongs so they keep lining uncle Gary's pockets

>rags

NEW

>@espn: poster 92308482 sucks dick
holy fuck it's real

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too bad they broke up. I miss old n0tail

Damn

Bergeplan is still alive. If we don't make it hes probably gone

Capsfan here. Great series and great season, guys. Sad all night, but Canes earned it. No bad blood, wearing my Jerks shirt now. Since they beat the Caps, it's their duty to win that Cup now. Go Canes.

But you can suck a fuck. Twitter is not everybody, grow some thicker skin.