/nrl/: Anzac day thread

>I'm bored
>I need bigger lips
>Is it my turn yet
>I could be at home watching the GAYFL
>my feet hurt

Are those 2 singers actual in the navy lads?
>roastie doesn't care about last post and looks ridiculous
>old mate has a beard

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God Defend b1g_guys.

>Rabs botch already
poor guy has to retire

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Needs to be replaced by a robot

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GODmax

>Cronk (-2)

TAKING THE POO ON A ANZAC DAY GAME
Bit sad lads

Drunk people walking past my place lads

wtf was that kick

>coconut fucks up
Like clockwork

>ANOTHER head knock for Graham

>hunt's contact was a penalty but this is ok
They're not even bothering to hide the refball today

>contesting the ball

Well, the hits keep coming and they don't stop coming
Run into players and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for rum
Your brain gets smart but Your brain gets smart
So much to so, do much to see
So what's wrong with taking the the big hits?
You'll never know if you don't flow
You'll never shiner if you don't row

>touching cordners arm is a penalty
>smashing lomax in the back is fine
already missed a roosters high tackle and shoulder charge

He was looking at the ball so it's all legal :^)

barry check the fuse box

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based ben drops it again

>disrespecting ANZAC day with this disgustingly blatant refball

That WAS a try but if they let it happen the refs would have had to answer for that forward pass that everyone saw but didn't call out.

...

What is this even.
>the most eyes will probably be on this footy game
>refs are cockgobbling it all up

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the rooster's 13+ fix is in

Why does Graham keep going to hug Cronk after each of his kicks? :3

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>that lipstick

You mean the chick bottom right?

>inb4 richo joke about the small child next to qt lipstick gril

>35 meter drop out

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>trippy notices the small child
Are all trippies pedos lads?

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>refball
>constant knock ons
well I WAS excited for this game

40/20 BLAZE IT XD

JFC MAKE A DECISION and just give the try

Your average /nrl/ poster

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Danny

>activate the grand final rematch narrative

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TEDESGOD

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>that obstruction for Tedesco
KEK

The refs rely so much on the bunker that they just don't see blatant shit like that these days. Prove me wrong.

based latrell missing because of that obstruction

>absolute state of locky's hair

This is the most obvious refball I've ever seen in my life

i want to be allana fergusons toilet

it's crazy how good the roosters are other teams roid and cheat the salary cap and don't have teams this good

>This is the most obvious refball I've ever seen in my life
So you've never watched an Origin game at Suncorp?

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So many drunk people are walking past having fun and it's reminding me of my earth shattering loneliness and virginity status lads

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do not let richo see this

She one of them lezzos?

Wonder if she's done any trips to Dubai?

this beautiful man is 10x the player andrew drug addict johns was

I WANT VONNIE TO FART ON MY COCK

Refs are cunts

Kek

Based

Didn't know virgin Broncos customer was a corporal in the army?

There is no worse feeling than being at McDonald's at 3am and seeing all the cute young things come in and not even acknowledge you as you are sitting there by yourself eating your 24 nuggets, 2 quarter pounders, large fries and small diet coke.

F

i'll pour one out for you

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Someone PLEASE post the screenshot of this

Pmsl

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lets go dragqueens

She moves her head like she's dodging a load

The incel pedo richo

You photoshop like me.

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>no knock on
Its obvious that the NRL is punishing the Dragons because they know Based JDB is about to BTFO of them

1st beer of the day lads I'm a man now.

What's she up to lately

come back

Yfw ben hunt gets an origin jersey

Collecting the dole in Australia probably

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>cut to Ben Kunt looking sad
kek

KEK

K E K

Comedy gold

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Poosters are petrolled

>playing nrl on a non flat circular field

Tedesco doing a Boyd impression

>Dufty redemption narrative activated

UP THE DUFF

>City of you

>you will never get a kiss or a blowjob from a girl with dark lipstick or ever at all from anyone

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delete

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>legs don't stop moving when you're running
Woah

>Dufty ded

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Based Hunt

>Cunt

What is with that guy talking about jews all the time. It's the SECOND time this game

based hunt with the drop balls

Hunt is such a fuck up and it makes me feel good about myself.

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>get paid trillions of dollars for ball skills
>fuck up at every opportunity

>cronk

>hunt is off to have a little cry

Narrative for this game:
- Roosters get a penalty goal
- Dragons score just before the end and convert
- Golden Point

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>hey pass it to me m8

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Why did the roosters get a tackle count reset for fumbling the ball on their own?

Classic coconut play

braindead coconuts

dumb coconut

>Vaughn having a big sulky cry
kek

KEK

K E K

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>he doesn't have based Duffy the Defense Slayer

the old knee to the face

Brave men go down on their girls at any time of the month.

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Dufty would be elite if he was better under the high ball

Dufty is a shit defender, positional player and bad under the high ball, doesn't really offer much in the ball playing department either, just a runner

Le Ben anti climax Cummins man

KEK GOOD WORK DUFFY YOU DAFT CUNT

JUST GIVE A TRY YOU FUCKING USELESS CUNTS

Dufty would be elite if he was actually good at the game of rugby league

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...

Alright lads. Bit of comfy early morning afl before work

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>implying that was 10 metres

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Just got 5 (you) in one go lads

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*drops the ANZAC game trophy*

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Wrong thread you stupid fecker

>not letting pootrell take the poo

Roosters are officially the no fun team

So much bed shitting

>implying Ikuvalu didn't knock it on to start the set

Didn't manage to cap sad hunt on the bench

Someone post the Ben Hunt after finals loss to the souths last year. I know one of you has it

Oh shit lol. Adios

>700k
>score less than 50

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>National Refball League
Yawn

Thousand Loss Stare

lmao imagine being paul mcgregor right now

Captained Tedesco but my opponent did too lads

>mfw that bullshit line break
Should have been well under 40.

Rate my multi lads

If I wanted to talk to that girl could I go up to her and be like I like how you used your hair to tie your hair and that she looks good for someone greying? Is that good lads?

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I lost my shit when I saw it

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>give your best forward less than 50 mins of game time
>carry a fucking coconut winger on the bench so he can play 15 mins at the end of the game

>he captained Tedesco
>in the first game of the round
>when he had players not playing this week
easy victory this week lads

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10/10 dont cash out

>why not just tell her what she wants to hear so she'll let you take her back to your mum's basement?

>hating on based rava

just got kicked out of the rsl for lying about being back from afghanistan

>ywn be her toilet

Why is puss poould still allowed to commentate?

Reminder:
>love danny
>tolerate nightshit
>hate bitcho

Top 1 squad gtfo in here . Nice try but let’s be honest your not on our level.

TKO singlehandedly showing Concussion graham how to do it

Angus joining Cronk in roosters greats who sacrifice their nose for the cause

Dufty was fast for literal 2 minutes but a tier underneath any fullback that can pass

14-nil curse proven to affect only inferior teams

Never in doubt

>let you take her back to your mum's basement?
You UNAUSTRALIAN CUNT. I'M SO FUCKING PISSED OFF AT YOU YOU HAVE NO IDEA. BASEMENT FUCKING BASEMENT, SHOW ME ONE FUCKING HOUSE IN AUSTRALIA, THE COUNTRY YOU UNFORTUNATELY CURRENTLY RESIDE IN THAT HAS A BASEMENT. I BET YOU SAY BUDDY INSTEAD OF MATE, TRUCK INSTEAD OF UTE. IT'S FUCKING ANZAC DAY YOU UNAUSTRALIAN CUNT GET OUT OF MY SIGHT.

Reminder:
>filter
>all
>tripcunts

Based reddit poster

It would've been a good game without all the refball in the first half

>muh refball

how to spot a cazzie

>cazzie

Chill out bro. It was just come bantz. No need to be an asshole.

It's arsehole and I look forward to NOT reading your reply.

this cazzie bout to finna seethe

>pozzbourne vs NZ with no RTS

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>boganfuck sitting out on the grarse of his front lawn, looking in at the telly through his glarse window while he scratches his arse
How you pronounce the word doesn't change the way it's spelt, you retard.

>me watching based basedbourne vs pooriors without RTS and without you in the thread

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unironically looking forward to more dumb coconuts antics

He called me bogan instead of redneck. See what happens when you call people out on their UNAustralian faggotry lads. Let this be a lesson to ya.

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Based muscular and elite Crichton with a very elite and muscular 79

>no denials
>no refutations
Retard confirmed lads

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What was the name of those two knucklehead Wingers for the Dragons? Fuck them.

On another note this is time for Norman to step up if Hunt out indefinitely. Can he do it without Widdop and Hunt?

Ravalawa and Parerra? Useless cunts the both of them.

Norman can't run the team alone. If Hunt is out long term the Dragons are fucked.

ANZAC match package was pretty fucking kino ngl

Miss Rabs so fucking much though.

>tfw no chubby cheeks meme gf to protect me from bullies

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cant stand the way women under the age of 40 talk

You know New Zealanders, might talk funny, live on a easily invade-able island, the home of Sauron, complete and utter faggots but you know at the end of the day they

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Why did we start a new thread when the other one didn’t reach bump limit?

>Anzac Day double header will not even crack 200 posts

pereira is good though

Talent scouts then
>raw talent and footy smarts is paramount
>physical attributes less important, can mostly be developed in training

Talent scouts
>player must be pacific islander
>???

>KFC ad clearly says until 4PM
>the ad has women CLEARLY buying the 4.95 fill up AFTER DARK which means it's after 4PM
Driving there right now and demanding my yummies lads

>Melbourne representing Australia
Oh no

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Like how I got a letter from the ato saying you can call until 8pm but when you call it says it closed at 6pm

Jack De Belin

Reminder

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Those shnozahz

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nudes?

I've never sent a nude before or taken one don't know if my bathroom is big enough and I doubt you want to see me anyway

Im on a high after the chooks win, fire away sweet pants. :-)

But Poosters didn't win???

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The Greens aren't gonna be happy

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how many percent abo is this aunty?

Despise unseasoned KFC chips.

I give NZ shit but they're Mario cunts are pretty based and fought back the whitey way better and have a better culture of beating their wives

What the fuck is this shit? I thought it was ANZAC day

about as much percent as the alcohol content in the petrol greg inglis is sipping on right now

>Abo "history" is so lax you can literally insert women into a tribal nomadic people's history and no one questions it
Based

SKRRRRTT SKRRRRRRT

Somehow the Marios seem less intimidating where they bring women to subjugate

So glad that kickoff has been delayed for this

BASED racist danny with the bantz

Please nuke the city of melbourne

the abo warchant is so much shitter than the moari's

>/nrl/ says the AFL is gay
lmaoing at you fags

oh fuck was about to captain munster but missed the lockout

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why are they doing this Abo shit on Anzac day? Seems like that's all they ever do

I'm sorry you have no culture and are just a platform for faggots trannies and room temperture IQ faggots like yourself

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Difference between Melbourne and Sydney

danny > shiteshit

you fucking bigot

sorry, I'll be sure to respect all this abo and maori culture moving forward

imagine being such a freshie that you dont have any based abo in you

chinks and wogs out

Thanks m80, you can see yourself out

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>based Sydney puts on a pipes and drums marching band show
>pozzbourne has naked natives running around banging sticks together
Really males you think

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Hope they have a transgender abo playing last post on a didgeridoo

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Rump steak and beer batter chips lads

sorry fellas wrong thread

God they're brave, the footy players that is, not the welfare queens

>no west australia posts

au/sp/ really is dead

>Coon and Maori during ANZAC day
disgusting tbqh

based mum looking after her precious little boy

did you say males? fuck off bigot

>last post
>already seen 1 in person
>3 on the telly
When will actually BE the last post lads

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Live FIFA esports on channel 505 lads

Just seems like every time the NRL want to do some pre game shit they hire some local Abo bruddas to do some war dance to make it look more cultural than it really is. Which I don't really care about but this is the one day where all you need to do is bring out some old soldiers and they still fucked it up

Is this a man or a woman

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>It is estimated that 1,000 to 1,300 Indigenous soldiers served in the Australian Imperial Force during the First World War,

fuck off racist

>good at blowing
>effeminate face
>earing
>melbourne
It's a tranny fo shizzle that you paid for when you buy stuff because of GST you NEET fuck

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Doesn't playing the last post alert the enemy to your position?

Never forget

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jesus christ when is kickoff
>muh GST tax
based fucking welfarescum

Based and truthpilled. They have to pay thousands in performance fees for it too.

It's Melbourne, they're surrounded already

>Kiwi anthem
*turns tv up*

>Australian anthem
*mutes tv*

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Imagine being a turk kid and seeing an abbo for the first time in your life and wondering what the hell it even is

My dad is really invested in black hawk down and won't change the channel lads

>28 posters
kek

Pozzbourne strikes again

inb4 "abo" "woman" sings australian anthem

Fuck smellbourne honestly.

>your dad doesn't own the dvd and bluray
I'm sorry mate you dad's a faggot

holy shit QT

zzzzzzzZzzZzzzzzZzz

Ahhhh that the fuck is that rattling noise? Are the abos dragging petrol cans for a refill?

Will she pop my cherry lads

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me on the right

Based black hawk down has based eric bana making it superior to this poorm vs poopeeland game

me on the left ;)

Is it going to be bad when it's 50+ Poorm?

was about to ask this. had to mute the telly because i thought the neighbour's cat is over again

Is little daniel getting shit from the neighbourhood Tom's?

Poorm will score within the 1st 2 minutes

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I wanna fuck her in the mouth

Is Thighday /ourguy/ lads?

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POZZEDbourne by 30.

imagine a ruan and vonnie brapfest threesome?

Nope. Overrated and overpaid. the blokes a nuff-nuff.

i don't know but it like to shit in my backyard

>7:50pm kick off

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really want craig bellamy to fart in my mouth

would marry

>get paid plastic square to catch round bouncy thing but me drop cause me dumb dumb

Get an air rifle m8, obviously don't shoot a neighbours cat unless you like prison sex but they respond pretty well to warning shots above their heads.

Good penalty, Poorm are always doing that shit

>taking the poo
didn't think the worriers had a win in em but now it has been confirmed

sensing a lot of gayfl tourists in this thread since their gay sport isnt on tonight because they cant compete with the nrl audience

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Based commentators low-key making a mockery of the maori scaffolders in australia.

here. ama

>Kenny Bromich
More like Can-he Catch-ich

>naming your son chanel

jesus fucking christ... kiws taking boganism to new levels.

EXCELLENT MUSCULAR POST
I feel a lot of /gayfl/ customers watch /nrl/ but no one from /nrl/ watch /gayfl/
Reminder anyone who claims they are /nrl/ who watch /gayfl/ from hence forth are /gayfl/ customers trying to save face.

"They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old;
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

Lest we forget.

2nd row from the front:
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, No

The Ottoman Empire at one point expanded into Egypt which bordered sub-Saharan Sudan.

They probably have seen black skin.

b-but Richo watches AFL

Just put my house on

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Bookies up insane

>letting blair score a try

I think you mean Joseph Melican.

shiteshit on spoon watch

Just put my house and superannuation on the Warriors. (Superannuation is like a bank account you cant touch until you’re old for all the neets in this thread)

nothing can prepare you for this

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I think it's just me tb h. AFL customer living in Sydney so I like to know a bit about league

Thinking of naming my son Gucci.

Thoughts?

FUCCCCCKKKK TAB just voided my $50@$4.80

Wish I could shoot the shithead pigeons bothering me with their incessant hooting right outside my windows every morning

>he didn't tip Pooiers
oh no no no no BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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Based Brandy vindicating us for our opinions 5 years ago, saying that Hiku is indeed an elite ballplayer

>ballplayer
This is NOT Baseball this is infact NRL. Please fix yourself.

Screenies or it didnt happen

will chamber pot

how/why

Newcunt who was NOT in the gamethread for the 2014 Souths Manly game when Jamie Buhrer stepped Dylan Walker detected

poopee's absolutely raping the ruck so far

FORWARD AS FUCK

I now remember those Hiku vs RTS arguments

Munster is the worst 5/8 in the game

>kicking on the 3rd
Poorm are SHOOK

I have a heap of native birds living at my place so I feed them seed and the inedible ends of the bread loafs. Some CUNT near me has been free ranging his banded sky rats, so I've been picking them off on quiet weekends. Suggest you do the same.

Trying to force the bet just as the try was scored, down to $3.75 so not a huge issue.

Slater still slurping Smith's dick, even from the commentary box

>trippy talking about slurping cock
Guess stick with what you know

Hate newcunts, lads

Don't fall into the pit of self hatred lads

t. newfag

Trip on nightshit

Anyone here captain Munster? Hope you are enjoying that Elite & Muscular 2.

Love newcunts, truly the lifeblood of /nrl/

oh dat sux cuz

>Finchy with some self deprecating humour
never gets old

Holy shit refs made a decision and the flow of the game kept up.

He is clownpilled
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5924349/Broncos-Sam-Thaiday-announces-retirement-nursing-home-complete-grey-hair-make-up.html

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Reminder if you do not know who Josh Reynolds, Ivan, JFBF, Matt, Shiggies, Milky, Zerogoose, Walkcunt or Convict are then you do NOT belong in this thread.

I'm over half of those people.

throw cam smith's wife into the mix

***Reminder if you do not know who Josh Reynolds/ Ivan/JFBF/ Matt, Shiggies/Milky/Zerogoose/Walkcunt /Convict is then you do NOT belong in this thread.

kek nice spoil there

>(you)

Yeah they're all one person

Fuck you Ivan

Ivan is dead anyway

All Ivan. Add nightshift, and richo into that list (also Ivan)

Wait you get fucking waiter service at maccas now?

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Proper volleyball tapbacks now lads

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>Munster in charge of kicking a football

What's Walkie up to these days?

For me, it's Terence Seu Seu

>implying you even know who that is newcunt

*BRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP*

Imagine not thinking RealityCheck was the GOAT poster here.

>there is rib cartilage
I've bruised a rib before and it literally took over a month to heal. I hate ribs lads

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>No Runaway cunt

Get a load of this freshie trying to fit in lads

It's ANZAC day we're all buttbuddies today so lets act like it and enjoy the footy ok lads
Just pretend we're in the dark muddy trench and huddling for warmth and let what happens happens.

Todd Payten looks like a Bond villian with that shaved head and beard

runaway cunt was the funniest shit this poomunity has ever delivered

lmao imagine getting bashed by your dad and then running away and sleeping on a train

i wonder what ever become of runaway cunt

He got a ice addicted prostitute gf

Anybody got any good pictures of Vonnie's butt? Also do any smei-lewds of Ruan exist (ie in a low cut dress or something)?

Your fault for not wearing an exoskeleton

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kek okay newcunt

Do you go to work and ask customers to do your work for you cunt?

Pretty sure he didn't steal a gimmick the same time he fucked off.

just asking mate. thought we were a family here

Only freshies call people newcunt, greenhorn

>steal
EXPOSED

>LE U R LE NEWGUND XDXDXD

As a V8's customer, why the FUCK is spotty tits Jess Yates on the panel as well? Muh diversity?

POOKE

WTF are you talking about

watch as the newcunt seethes

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t. genuine freshie

instagram.com/p/BaYtQSjBZsR/

Based me

Based you

Based poomunity

>Elise Kapoosi

>big coconut forward drops the ball

colour me fucking surprised

>vonnie

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As a 28 yr old BroncGOD obese virgin I think I can do better.

Don't ever post that ogre ever again

Fuck thats a biggin, no need for a pillow under that when slammin missionary

instagram.com/p/BvNe92THQoN/

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What/s the pillow for?

I wanna fuck her in the mouth slowly and gently while I hold her cheeks and pat her soft head

raises her vagina up closer to the small penis

...seriously?

I might need that if the time comes. Thanks m80

I know you guys are virgins and everything but you can't POSSIBLY find Ruan hot

I'm a 30 yr old BroncGOD virgin yes I'm serious you freshie

would unironically rather fuck tariq

t. Virgin

Quarter time lads 3 quarters left.

Lower half is hot, upper half is not

not true. according to my gf she uses a pillow under her arse because she has a really deep vaginal cavity

KEK
He didnt deny it

Because she's got giant jugs

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of course not dumb shit it's just a pretty shitty attempt at a gimmick because there have been almost no good ones in the last year at least

Got to breed a Ruan to make a Tariq

Oh okay sorry m8 didn't mean to come across as rude to you. Penis comes in many different shapes and sizes and so does vagina. The chances of an absolutely perfect match between two people fucking, on a planet of 8 billion people is slim, so sex furniture to change angles to enhance pleasure are a very real thing.

>because she has a really deep vaginal cavity
So what does it think about the universe and stuff?

Ohhh ok that makes sense thank you for telling me.

it raises the vagina up to the small penis

only small guys with small penises will deny this

what about that family guy fanfic a few days ago. that was a good one

Makes no fucking sense, big or small if your penis is pointing down instead of ahead your not going to get a good rhythm going

>small dick deleted his post

lmao

it doesnt make sense to you because you are a virgin

I will only fuck my wife when I wish to impregnate her. Seriously, how can anybody think sex feels better than a BJ or 69ing while she farts softly in your face.

>he can only handle soft farts
Fucking poofta

>thaidays bald spot
Jesus it is getting worse every week

I have a small dick but no girl will ever see it anyway lads

I'm 38 and have fucked half of the south coast of NSW champ

I cannot cum to a BJ.

Are you me?

I like idea or unconscious psychology or whatever of farting but I'm not aroused by the smell

become a bottom then

>back at mum's and in bed by 9:10

lads I'm spannered. How good is two up

If you've had sex you LITERALLY neeed to fuck off to reddit.

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I can't cum when I have vaginal sex. Go figure. Don't know how I will knock up my wife, going to have to try no fap for a few months.

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No worries m8 knowledge is power, and if it helps you get over the line, so much the better. I've had three 2+ year relationships and they all got off in differing ways. No woman is the same and if you think you're going to crack her code the same night you meet her is to set yourself up for failure.

What is worse: balding in the front or balding in the back?

The fuck are these NEDs cards?

Not shaving your fucking head like a MAN

I literally cum within 30 seconds of vaginal intercourse. Does that qualify as premature ejaculation?

That helps even more. Thank you my brother from another island.

>this level of cope

got a small dick lads

wife wants to have sex and has all the pillows stacked ready to go

Didn't realise I was balding at the back until I did bungee jumping and in the video they took of it I have a bald spot on the back, how embarrassing

/nrl/ NRSMELLS
/afl/ is AFWELL

What would Jason Statham say (WWJTS)

GOTTEM

lmao poo peeland on POOICIDE WATCH

I am 27 years old and have only had sex with 1 (ONE) prostitute and my current gf

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*and is my current gf

Jason statham would remind everyone that trimming your pubes is a trick to make your penis look bigger, but it doesn't matter in my case as no one besides myself and the doctor who fondled my balls to check for cancer will ever see it

>when the girl from pillow talk knows you by name

I love my wife emotionally but have never found her physically attractive. I can only cum by imagining she is my high school oneitis (who cheated on me with a fat coconut at a mutual friend's 18th birthday)

Imagine getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars if not millions to catch a ball and then fucking up.
#justcoconutthings

CUMBACK by the poorm

I think sam thaidays been for a sniff sesh out the back of the ground at half time lads

>replace smith with cook
>smith out-scores cook for the second week in a row

love supercoach, lads.

>Thighday saying that seagulls have talked to him
BASED HONK HONK

24 year old friendless virgin here lads

you're not friendless mate, you've got all of us

You're only young, you'll be fine I'm losing my hair I'll be as poothetic as the cowcucks soon.

Kek

This guy actually got bullied into deleting his poost because we made him self concious about his phallus

mom and dads bed has heaps of pillows on it...

Come on m8, don't be shy about your small penis. Hell I don't even have one

I think you're talking about the post I deleted because my kiwi friend answered my question and I didn't want people wasting their time answering it when he did already. I probably do have a small penis but again like I said I haven't it seen it in a while. Now can we watch the footy please.

REFBALL

>everyone standing still
>play clearly stopped
>"six to go"

jesus christ

please explain

You have to use lube when you wank and wank as little as possible. Your cock is desensitised

What the fuck are the refs doing lads

NP m8, you'll get your P in the V eventually.

Not to totally crush you, but sometimes you're not compatible sexually and you strike out with each other. I was fucking a fashion designer who was desperate to be a sub, but I'm super aggressive in the business that I run, so two subs don't make a right.

>explaining your actions on Yea Forums

redditor confirmed

just dumb coconut things

cannot fathom how low ones IQ would have to be to name your son after a designer bag

Vunivalu stripped it and then let it go before they blew a penalty, thinking he'd get off the hook that way

Reddiors are the ones who have had sex (normies) I fit in just fine.

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just want kiwis to fuck out of this thread, this country and this sport. go back to your faggot collapse scrum rugby shit, you obnoxious shitskins.

...

>not laying on top of her and thrusting into her with your (healthy) weight and letting her feel the force of your body

What was penalty for?

WAAAAAAAARRRRIOOORS

Reminder that all the Poo Peelanders in the NRL are just Rugby rejects.

>healthy
I don't want to crush the first girl who let me do the dirty

I do this with my unhealthy weight

>(healthy) weight
appreciate the sentiment m8

Based refball helping poorm

twitch.tv/duges_6/profile

What the fuck. How is this not the most blatant refball?

I am NOT clicking that as I only watch the NRL

I'm actually an Aussie in Aussieland and have no idea why I come up as a sheep fucker

I'm not posting my ip

unironically women like to be crushed/squashed if the weight is on the pelvis

But if you are too overweight dont do it

I haven't had sex since I was 19, which was 11 years ago. I only had sex once with the same girl and it wasn't for me. Seems like a waste of time and effort for little to no return.

so jealous that vonnie's husband gets to listen to her taking a shit every morning

STOP KICKING ON THE 3RD YOU RETARDS I MEAN SPECIAL PEOPLE

>every morning

>implying that fat heap of shit is regular

high IQ post

Warriors have the most chad fanbase in the nrl. Storm probably have the most incel.

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Why do Storm get a free penalty just because they can't move the ball past their own 10m line?

I JUST WANT TO HEAR VONNIE FART!!!! THE SOUND WOULD SUSTAIN ME FOR A THOUSAND FAPS

>bet my hooker money on storm

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Poorm need 3 points to win, the most efficient way to get those is a penalty goal and then a field goal

Stand that cunt up, if he has a cramp get someone else to play the ball and fuck off

Poorm will get a try on this set.

faggot

I can't watch this crap anymore. Poorm literally walked up the field for free every time they touch the ball.

/gayafl/ getting mad and lashing out lads

Ok bye cazzie

Where is Ben Hunt right now?

My name is Kirsten, not "Cazzie". Thank you.

At his mum's house.

^

Poorm can't play

So it's obvious Craig Bellamy relys on the tapes of players to coach his team as all the play makers of the Warriors are out.

There is no excuse for this.

Are the pubs still open in NSW, I need to slap after this shit game.

Everyone was shitfaced by 3-4-5pm pubs are dead right now

NSW is in Australia cuz. You won't make it in time.

REFBALL BULLSHIT

BASED REFBALL

PENALTY POORM

REFBALL ACTIVATE

>storm refballed yet again
tiresome

Based Booker ball

>people still doubt the roosters vs storm 2019 narrative

FUCK

How can peewees compete

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Just needed refball to beat an injury plagued Warriors team lads

>peta
>chanel

why do kiwis give their sons girls names?

Refball storm episode
*yawns*

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>expecting the elitebourne storm to lose or draw
KEK, never change /nrsmell/

>more refball

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KEK

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>poo peeland

Let's gone warriors lmao

I've seen Munster throw 2 or 3 passes that were just as """"""""forward"""""""" as that was

>Trippy seething lads
Even better

don't think this semen slurping sport is for me ladies

>not even trying to get a try on the last
That's a bit not cricket and gay

SHALL be watching this e-league thing on kayo lads

>mistys
>coke
>kings court
>hindy loser

I used to play cs 1.5 professionally

Based elite me not wasting more than 10 minutes on these garbage games today

Heh.

>these thaiday jokes
Holy cringe

Sam... easy on the ganja and sniff

seriously why would you name your son peta instead of peter?

>smith 83
>captained cook

JUST

Thank you for appreciating my elite prediction

Just wanna suck a nice juicy cock, lads.

I have 1/3 of those things

lets not get this bad boy to 515

Unluggy uce

>150mg clomipramime
>1mg finasteride
>2mg alprazolam

every night. keeps the obsessions and compulsions in check, and the hair only mildly thinning

based boyd cordner

I didn't even notice we went over 500 and in one night even

Someone needs to put a pillow under this thread

You shouldn't take benzos everyday lad

new

whom has been the storms 5/8 before poomeron dumpster?

blake green

Not sure what you gain out of trying to associate my name with that racist crap. Any regular user knows that I don't tolerate that.

and before that?

Widdop I think

Widdop, inglis, finch, geyer

>widdop
>cronk
>smith
>slater

>salary cap

who was that hard cunt abo forward for the cowboys a few years ago

Carl Webb?

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