'Canes 4-3 Caps in 2OT
GG, folks.
Round 2 starts tomorrow.
CBJ @ BOS, 7 pm
DAL @ STL, 9:30 (8:30 Central)
'Canes 4-3 Caps in 2OT
GG, folks.
Round 2 starts tomorrow.
CBJ @ BOS, 7 pm
DAL @ STL, 9:30 (8:30 Central)
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WILDCARDS ASSEMBLE
go knights
/HOC/ IS FOR MEMES AND FRENS AND CATS
Teds Bloos Final confirmed
a cup means nothing in the 2019 playoffs.
that was sloppy play starting in the second. almost as if the caps assumed they won when they were up 2-0.
fire this trash coach, cannot get a team prepared for big games.
choked again.
having that dirty hit to oshie sure helped the canes. fagel should have a hit put out on him
Great first round. Fuck the Knights.
WILD CARDS RULE
FIRST SEEDS DROOL
REPORTING IN
welp
/hoc/ is for wild cards desu
Post the anus, Randy.
Avs-Canes Stanlee pls gods of hoc lt happen
Based and wildcardpilled
Bless all the teams that embarrassed this year’s fraud ass 1 seeds
fuck mia khlaifa
OVY'S IFFY UH
CANES GOT THE CHICKY UH
POST THE BUTT
See ya next year, buddy.
Best of luck, an' all that.
/hoc/ is for straight white men and wild cards
my brackets FUCKED
WHERES MOMMYS FEET
why is the flag backwards?
and the memes are plentiful
>The bruins are not a bad guys
Threadly reminder the shorks have to rely on bad ref calls to win
What a fucking wild round 1
Winning your division means fuck all
What a series! Great games, some rough and tumble action... even if we'd lost i'd be proud of the guys. Good series, washington! No hard feelings towards Ovi or anyone else, they were just playing hard to try and win, like anyone else.
This
One thing we know for sure, a shit meme team will win the cup this year
Go canes fuck ovi fuck the mods
feeling dizzy from that egg desu
honestly though, preds fan here and fuck the western conference teams. go canes and go blue jackets. wish we got duchene instead of turris.
Hey canes, let’s have a good series. May the better team win this series
Trotz would have won that game.
HIT OR MISS
here here
based
Ahem, I would like all 2 seeds to check in
i wanna see some BUTTHOLES and BALL SACKS and MOMMY FEET right this second.
yes hello is this real
BASED
JANNIES WILL NEVER RECOVER
based
>mfw it was 2-0
>mfw craps fans were talking back to back after blots and pengs got btfo
>mfw it was 3-1
PAID IN FULL
Double asterisk is just overdoing it
hope thats permanent marker
>Threadly reminder that he fell for the Knights meme
>its a shorks need an asterisk next to their win episode
based
jannies gonna FREAK when she(kipp*rs) sees this one
I can't remember a more BASED first round
Year of the underdogs. It's gonna be blue jackets vs canes and avs vs stars then canes vs avs in the finals
Here and partially banned
now that >my team is kil, i say go teds, isles, or avs desu
>he actually delivered
THAT'S ONE
>wilson forgot how to stop the puck on the boards
Stay fuming, retard.
Craps back to being the Craps
wow I cannot believe the capitals blew a 3-1 lead shocking
patrician tbqh
mom feet when
Well done lad.
>can't post mine because they're horribly scarred
Just need Boston and NY to lose and these playoffs will be alright
Do your balls have a clit?
promised I'd buy a jersey if >we won
should I get the regular or alternate, and should I be a fag about names or just go for the blank ones? I'm putting this in your hands /hoc/
Based.
COPE
YOU LOST
absolutely based asterisk for the second year in a row.
Definitely.
Glad >we get to share gamethreads with >you guys now. You fellas are pretty nice.
where is the list from the game thread?
Islanders are going to fucking obliterate the Canes lol
Where is the guy that said he would shove a sharpie up his ass if canes won in OT
Norm green sucks
3-1
3-0
Hey /hoc/, why am I such a curse?
Canes wanted it more. What's to be done. Caps stopped moving their feet in OT.
Never thought a Canes fan would be so BASED
hello wildcard frens
give mommy feet
Here
Are the caps really about to fall back into this shit?
We played OT terribly. Holts was the only person with his heart in the game
Fuck Carolina. won game 6 on a referee decision
absolute madman
jannies may never recover
Ruins fan here; even if >we lose, I win. I'm a professional bandwagoner, and I can bandwagon any team I want from this series forward. All of the good guys made it; there's no way I can lose.
remember, canadians literally can't @ me or receive any (You)s from me until next season.
hope pavelski dies btw
>laffs
There’s your answer
McGinn, white, in honor of the game-winner.
Based
Alternate blank, unless you feel particularly attached to a specific player
How the fuck did the caps even win the cup last year? A mediocre team with fucking Holtby in net.
Trotz?
for real though, gg caps. maybe >we can win a regular season game against you next year.
Holtby was all we had after the first
G*d bless him
oof you had it comin', user.
>He actually delivered
BASED AND HONKPILLED
Welcome to the Stars wagon fren, there's room for (you)
>JUST
I hope someone stabs your precious Fleury in the neck in a botched robbery on the Strip
>100% incorrect
But me in the sgreengap
POST MOMMYS FEET
Yea...I'm thinking he's based.
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in The Valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Are there any Canadian teams left?
So far only the first and last have been posted.
gib Teds / Isles and Bloos / Avs pls
Trotz is a genius
Case and point, look at the Islanders
>laffs
All teds unite
thanks. about 20% done
it's a meme playoffs happens once every generation
If Holts hadn't let in that total softie then it wouldn't have gone to OT
reirden is kind of a shit coach desu. should have went for quenville.
WE WANT MOMMY FEET
I don't even know that it's "wanting it more" so much as it is just that the 'Canes were better-conditioned since training camp.
Rod the Bod doesn't have room for passengers on his team, so everyone had to bust their ass and forecheck constantly. Ends up being good for endurance.
GG, though. Shame about the injuries on both sides, but I don't blame >you guys. You've still got the most recent Stanley Cup to console yourselves with, so it's not so bad.
>laffs
Trotz wouldn't have let it get to game 7
It seems to have the desired effect. Autistically because the sharks advanced on an asterisk any win from here on out is also an asterisk as well.
Why is it always the sharks too?
>t. mad
>at a star
We want mommy's feet.
based and tortellinipilled
OH NO NO NO NO NO
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Canes fan here
you guys were awesome and We’re all hoping Oshie comes back strong down in NC
Looking forward to seeing you guys when Ovi drops 5 on us or something next year
Vintage fucking caps
Back to eternal mediocrity
Delivered
WHAT A FAGGOT.
You rat bastard madman
just know that you walk around everyday having wrong opinions. next time you have an original thought know that you are wrong. every time you go "hey that makes sense" know that you're completely fucking crazy and it actually doesn't make sense at all. your brain is wired wrong user. you will never be normal.
assuming you live in the south, id get alt since summer is coming up. more chances to wear white than black.
This is trash. East is literally
>Bruins
Then the fucking Islanders.. The blue jackets, and the hurricanes. Holy fuck this is gonna be so easy for the B's
Hey hill billy poster you can now look at my balls while you cry about your shit team losing
Alternate is their best Jersey and that’s why they’re sticking to them in the playoffs
I think it will be blues and bruins in the final bruv
>4 teams south of the Mason-Dixon line advance
>0 Canadian teams advance
We out here
F E E T
Why is a fan of a curse team asking why he is cursed?
last digit is who i bandwagon
1. Islanders
2. Canes
3. Jackets
4. Bruins
5. Avalanche
6. Sharks
7. Stars
8. Blues
9 or 0 and i post my anus
C A N E S
OH NO NO
LOOK AT THE SERIES
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOK AT HIS PENALTY KILL
>he thinks being heemed is a career ending injury.
that's cute.
bloos will beat the stars
avs will beat the shorks
isles will beat the canes
broons/teds could go either way desu
aYYYYYY whaddup.
Took my Ted off for a while. I've decided to commit to the Ted cause, and will be a Ted fan until the end of these playoffs.
/hoc/ BTFO
>implying your hill billy team will make it past the isles
For me, it's the Ted's
canes seemed quicker and caps seemed tired
phew
go B's it is
the sun shall rise again
Hello is this Teds?
he's just a triggered petty cucks fan
feeling happy lads
I have never been into trash talking other teams fans, but this is too sweet. Caps fans went out of their way to spit on us and kick us when we were down.
We may be the pathetic team who got swept after a historic season, but you're the pathetic team who could not defend the Cup against a Wild Card team after going up 2-0.
Congrats Canes. Ya'll deserve this!!
absolutely fucking BASED
Jesus, do you think every wildcard is going to get swept every year?
WHERE
IS
THE
MOMMY
FEET
Rolling
Based and tedpilled, they need our power to defeat the last of the bad guys.
Commerce Reddit posting
Roll
...
Based and imokaywithpilled
meh
rolling
>caps fans shit-talk blots for going full meme
>immediately revert back to peak craptials
pottery playoffs
>having to bandwagon a team because your team is out
oh no no no no
based retards supporting a diving faggot who rightly got his head cracked open and needing refpuck to win.
I don't think I am winning those socks.
You can only post itt if you are top 10 in the /hoc/ bracket group
Canes bro delivered! Fuck mods! Fuck jannies! Fuck the Craps!
>there’s only one bad guys left in the ploffs and they eliminated the worse guys
He did it. Gary saved hockey.
Can we get a final eight team smuk compilation
>Stanley Cup Champions: Toronto Maple Leafs
Fucking retard. You fucked up from the beginning.
Rollin stoned
Rolling
Bloos Broons cup? A four loss cup final team would make me feel better as a Canucks fan but then seeing Broons win... No....
It's actually more impressive than somebody who got them all right because anyone who got every pick right this year was clearly just trying to bait when they made their picks. Anyways, in the future don't pick Canadian teams to advance and you at least won't get blanked.
Im still for SHORKS
>only two (2) bad guys left in the playoffs
once the ruins and shorks are knocked out, it will be a bretty gud playoffs lads
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA
I laugh because the very one I got right was your cup winner.
All Vegas needed to do to take the series was not let in 4 goals
They could have let in 2 and still won
But they stopped playing
You have a nice scrotum.
Good night /hoc/
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de Haan liked the tweet
kek.
for me, it's bandwagoning the isles
thank you for your donation
seething
OH NO NO NO NO
rollin
Post anus shorks faggit
Fuck
you
Cope
>be rank 2 even though >my team was eliminated by the refs yesterday
WEW
>you're team can't even compete for the cup until next season.
This is an abomination. All these ZOOMER TEAMS arw winning REEEEEE
G'night, buddy. GG.
>mfw the teds eliminate the blots and broons in 2 straight series
I will bandwagon them forever if they pull it off
Here it is caniacs
I at least got 2 of them perfect. I feel your pain though. Last year I got the whole first round correct, but the second round wrong.
based finn alpha bracket turning dreams into meme
good night fren
>implying my >shorks are the bad guys
pavelski died for this team
FUCKING PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
don't think we're getting them mommy feet
That's just awful
uhhhh ya
im finna thinkin bruins 2bh
We still won the cup last year
IT WAS 3-1
>the state of /hoc/ anons
Yikes
>canes
PAID IN FULL
>implying it is a team's name long term reputation that matters not the current results
whichever teams advance to the conference finals are fucking good atm
>Ass dubs
JANNIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
BASED!!!!
BASED
>thornton
for me, it's being eternally grateful and happy that the old hill billy will never win a cup. pusy team is cursed now more than ever.
Welp... at least you delivered.
Still waiting on that fucking bench to get licked.
promise kept, BASED
>but gross
user DELIVERS
pls put me in screencap
alsp, nice dubs of delivery.
williams coming in for cup 4
>Washington Capitals in charge of defending their Stanley Cup
/hoc/s getting pretty gay
>Got a ballsack, cat, and sharpie up pooper before feet
/hoc/ more like /lgbt/
Hey guys, promised I would post my dog if the Canes won. Samsung sucjs btw
And this is bullshit. This sport is a joke
lose weight
you will literally watch him win the cup this year. fucking cuck
Stars bros where we at?
SHARPIE IN POOPER
>pavelski dived for this team
>Canada
>Playing for the cup
There is always next year
Post failed screencap
>*MWAH*
user here. I only have one testicle btw
cute doggei
i'd rather post my anus than bandwagon fucking br*ins
Because theyre a shit team and can only win like that
tummy fetish is best fetish
OH NO NO NO
HE TH- HAHAHAHAHA
HE SERIOUSLY THIN- HAHAHAHAHAHA
I CAN'T I'M SORRY HAAHAHAHAHA
HE SERIOUSLY THINKS THE SHARKS WILL WIN THE CUP THIS YEAR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>4
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
YES
cute
HIT OR MISS (THE SECOND ROUND)
Turns out that everyone who either hates or doubts the 'Canes is inclined to make really gay bets. >We didn't ask for this shit, they came up with the "if the canes win I'll do X" all by themselves.
Still waiting on one guy to make a grindr profile, get a date, and then suck a guy's dick for some fucking reason.
You can bet anything. And this is what they came up with.
based doggo
>tfw you share a genny with the finest autists who've ever lived
SHARPIE
IN
POOPER
good guys:
blues
sharks
okay guys:
bing bing wahoos
dullass
bad guys:
>leastern conference
cringe, but basedpilled
teds are winning the cup
Yikes from me
better than none
Who's Ted?
>twitter.com
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Based
would pet/10
Some faggot
thank you for your contribution . cute doge
holy fuck this is the sharpie guy
I thought this was just a different buthole guy
man of your fucking word, I'll give you that
> All #1 seeds BTFO
> NBC on suicide watch
Jesus christ, this playoff year is absolutely based
nice. almost husky brushing season though
>Out of all players McPing was the game 7 hero
wtf is going on w/ the 4th girl from the left
>MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET >MOMMY FEET
The canes are /ourguys/
memes
any other caps fans rooting for canes now? avs sharks and stars also acceptable
Bettman on suicide watch thinking about his precious ratings
digits and you have to do the ole butter finger wrapper in asshole
Thanks user
wanna know how i know you are an anime poster?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MOMMY FEET
damn, 1/2 ain't too bad at all
Oi
Wifes getting the wax kit tomorrow lads
Will post when done
WORST CROWD IN HOCKEY. Leonsis should move this team to a city worthy of this great team. Pretty quiet game 7 arena. Talk about creating a quiet nervous energy in the building. Even Alan May has continuously criticized the caps crowd during this series. DC Fans are seriously a bunch of Sissies. This team deserves HOCKEY FANS
roasting in epic bread
always rooting for the shorks
No, you bandwagoning fuck
What kind of fairweather cunt roots for the team that knocked them out of the playoffs?
Mad lad, looks like the pic was tricky to get.
Good guys:
Isles
Canes
Blues
Blue jackets
Bad guys:
Avs
Sharks
Bruins
Stars
Based
>mwf not clicking on that shit
Hey Teds.
You're goin down tomorrow night.
Just keep that in mind.
The best fucking playoffs with /hoc/ in ages
lmao seething retard
absolutely based and tealpilled
excellent
For me, it’s the San Jose Sharks
I hope that dude likes the view from upstairs better
Hey Garry, maybe next season don't have he best game happen IN A HILL BILLY SUNBELT FIRST ROUND GAME 7.
lmao are you serious.
cuck
I swear it surprises me every year how fucking quiet that arena is compared to all the other playoff teams
...
Kek
jeepers!
>epic marvel capeshit reference!
DAY OF THE RAKE SOON!
Well I was an asshole all series but gg canes. Enjoyable series.
>tfw my allied team got embarrassed
Who should I bandwagon now?
based.
based.
now we just need mommy's feet, a leaf asking out his crush, a butthole, and a partridge in a pear tree
I don't even need to watch the playoffs now, every team I didn't want to see win is out
SEETHING copeitals fan
FUCKING BO BERRY BISCUIT ON ME, FRIEND.
Wew
do you think h
Gf is crying over the caps bros. I'm having a good laugh.
LGR !
Imagine the smell
Why root for anyone? Just enjoy the shitshow
Balls pistwr here whiever makes the collage please mwbtuob me sonewherw soret kibda drubj right now
What are you drinking tonight, user?
fag
ew no
lol go smash an egg on her head.
Anus time baby
>Fake drunk typing
cringe 15 year olds are not allowed on /hoc/.
I don't want faggot buttholes and ballsack. That pooper would post it anyway and was just looking for a reason.
I WANT THE
MOMMY'S
FEET!!!
Is this Finnish?
the Avs left canada in the 90s but thats the closest thing
ro
give her a dick slap
youtube.com
RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAALLLLLLEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I would fuck her desu. She's hot
are you still emotional?
top laugh
Delivery time, go SHORKS
>Frankentits
>All this anger towards the Sharks
Why you heff to be mad?
MOMMYS FEET
>MOMMYS FEET
MOMMYS FEET
>MOMMY FEET
MOMMYS FEET
>MOMMYS FEET
MOMMYS FEET
>MOMMY FEET
MOMMYS FEET
>MOMMYS FEET
MOMMYS FEET
>MOMMY FEET
God you’re fucking fat
>blots
>pongs
>reddit knights
>craps
>redditors
>canada
If Pavelski’s out for the playoffs, sharks can win.
No doubt. Don’t see that penalty often.
buncha fags!
just kys m8.
Can we plesse not do this
>sharks fan is an obese faggot
who would've guessed?
/lifelongs/ that unironcally don't understand the rules
/hoc/? more like /fag/. miss me with this white boy frat house shit
STOP POSTING YOUR ASSHOLES AND START POSTING MOMMY FEET
>/hoc/
>NOT fucking gay
I LISTENED TO THIS SONG ON REPEAT DURING ALL OF OT2 FOR REAL BECAUSE I COULDN'T TAKE NBCSN.
WHERE ARE MY NUMBERS
based
Gross
ebin thread is ebin
Do you guys wanna see mine too? Its shaved
Watching the Capitals' TV post-game feed, there were hardly any fans who stuck around to give the team a final ovation.
Yeah. I should track calories better, but man I’m shit. Used to be 270. Now I’m about 220
>Horriblesubs
Basically due to the amount of straight stupidity and negativity that encompasses all of Yea Forums, I have decided to stop participating in that community. Unfortunately that also includes this hockey pool. It's not so much a /hoc/ issue as much as it is the fact that the general attitude of the site no longer appeals to me, there is simply too much negativity flowing across the website, too many people with too much time on their hands with nothing of value to say, and just too many stupid stupid threads and posts that I am sick of seeing day after day. The longer I stayed, the more that stupidity and negativity started to creep into my own posts. It's no longer fun, which is a sure fire sign that it is time to leave. I'm aware I wasn't always the most positive poster either, but I did enjoy talking to the majority of you at one point or another.
If you see anybody posting from this point forward with the name 36 Chambers !!6sfx1Ikc65d, it is not me. The password is ##newyorknewyork for anybody that gives a shit.
Bye.
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Most seemed to have left after 1st OT
glad the canes won, but i;ve had enough of the ass n balls
I just realized the sharks have home ice for the rest of the western conference playoffs. Not that that means anything.
Where is the caps Reddit posting salt
tl;dr
Good riddance
BASED
listanon here. I've never endeavored making a collage, but will attempt if no one else wants to do it. I'll work on it, but if anyone has done prior collages and can make them look really good that would be great.
who?
I hope Duterte kills you
not even that many >craps threads. they got off light.
tfw broons
The joke is that they're all fairweather fans and all went to bed already.
Who wants to see my butt hole
no one fucking cares.
>36 chambers
Your bullshit post doesn’t get rid of the fact that no one remembered that you existed.
So where are the Laffs/Kniggs collages?
BASED newfriend
I'm already working on a collage.
If you can either post any screencaps that you already have, or just link me to each of the posts that have already been made so that I don't miss any, that'd be great.
canes and avs have cups they cant be the underdog
Will the next hot meme be anons posting pictures of stuff up their ass whenever an upset happens?
Did anyone fansubs the Colors?
Washington fan base is putrid tbqh
pretty based
What is Gary gonna do when the cup final ends up being Hurricanes-Stars?
>every team that should've won the first round lost
based i guess
Nobody cares.
There was never any reason to come to Yea Forums other than to shitpost for a few hours during dinner/work, even 10+ years ago.
Reddit has always been better for actual discussion.
Where has kippers and lol i trol u gone? they mysteriously vanished
The fact that hongcouver is currently getting exposed and subsequently blown the fuck out begs the question "how can one team be so stinky smelly ching chong chink"? Before answering this question, one must consider the variables that hongcouver consists of, that is; an unintelligent fanbase composed of chinese immigrants, smelly brown people. Furthermore it is a fact the cantpucks have never won the cup before and have a history of simply being pathetic. While much superior teams like Toronto have 13 cups, hongcouver has 0. 0 cups because their city has 0 history. and is flooded with chinks. its tripfags consist of chinks like lol i trol u and kippers. I find this amusing since they are both Chinese and pathetic, a great representation of their city and quite frankly, their team as well. One can only hope to see this team fail for the third year in a row without even making it past the first round. Or has it been four years now? I lost count. But one thing is certain, they have not and will never win a stanley cup. just today i had diarrhea and exploded all over the toilet and then my gf came in and said "ewww did you make a vancouver canucks in there again" and I just fucking keked audibly
joke is that the vancouver cancuks are diarrhea shit.
no real fans
most >craps posters just come here for mia khalifa porn
based
based!
very based
>Capitals
>hardly any fans
sounds about right
You didnt hear? We dumped the bolts they are no longer bros. We canes now
it's pasta, tourists
Basedmind
hopefully it will be their pets instead
No u
Was this the most kino first round ever?
The canes are going to get raped by the islanders
It's all "well at least we won last year" cope. The sting will hit them tomorrow when they wake up.
Checked!!!!
Kippers can be found on Yea Forums now shitting up 600 pound life game threads
ADDED AND CHECKED
I've been saving the pics. The only ones you might not have are from the game thread, which were a couple of cats that were posted.
But feel free to ask away for any of them
Long answer: yes
so about those mommy feet
All of them are just rips of HS shit I think
Fansubbing is pretty much dead
Why do people in /hoc/ keep posting their small cocks
Grim "spoort"
Grim "poomunity"
based couldnt even sm0ke my celebratory cigar from lmao
fucked up the last checkmark
Nice Golden.
just a few isolated poofs, internet tends to make them bold. probably caps fans desu
I really wanted to go back to back just to piss off yinzers. FUCK. oh well. Suck it we still got a cup
welp lads, here is how the second round will turn out
blue jackets > bruins
islanders > hurricanes
avalanche > sharks
stars > blues
That looks like a good boy right there
where the FUCK are the mommy feet?
this
Bruins
Canes
Avs
Blues
Canes
Blues
Blues
2/4
No, based (you) :)
You now remember animejunkies and tdcc triggers on chobits release day
Good girl...
sorry sideways on the iPad right now.
imagine the smell
>All these people saying the Colorado "Literally one line" Bing Bings
GG canes, You guys just WANTED IT MORE
>mfw >rags
Wasn't considering away but you make a good point. Well that and I like "white with accents" color schemes anyway and away jerseys in general are perfect for that.
bought it off some dude on ebay that five seconds of googling tells me doesn't sell chinkshit bootlegs
I didn't fucking ask you
bombston is literally one line as well
doesnt mean they didnt get depth scoring retard
>ctrl f "mommy feet"
>almost 200 results
would you shut the fuck up dweeb
>only one b2b in salary cap era
Enjoy the offseason friend
>you will never be as happy as the Canes are rn
>Team is only one line
>But somehow has depth scoring
Do you know what a one line team is
seething san jose tranny
Canes
Avs
And they end the season with a tie tbqh
WE WON'T STOP UNTIL WE GET THE MOMMY FEET
>making the second round is akin to winning the cup
caniacs are in for a rude awakening
Sharks are going to be exposed hard. Not even memeing
WHERE ARE YOU user
I WANT THEM FEET
I always get those two forgettable teams mixed up anyways
Blue Jackets in 6
Hurricanes in 7
Sharks in 7
Blues in 6
meme goals happen
that doesnt mean you have depth
based retard
Islels and Bloos
You are actually retarded
stay scared m8
Columbus Blue Jackets > Boston Bruins -- 6
New York Islanders > Carolina Hurricanes -- 6
San Jose Sharks > Colorado Avalanche -- 7
Dallas Stars > St. Louis Blues -- 6
New York Islanders > Columbus Blue Jackets -- 6
Dallas Stars > San Jose Sharks -- 5
Dallas Stars > New York Islanders -- 7
Tony dies
no fucking way the islels beat the relocanes especially since they can't play in their meme building
pfft
Who even knows whos going to the Final this year
Avs-Blue Jackets idk
I'm not hating on the Canes' hockey. Ya'll outplayed us and won fair, but if I wanted showboating I'd be watching the NFL. I just think it's annoying that a team, in a place where people know next to nothing about hockey, gets a bunch of hype for their celebrations rather than the game itself. I'm not sure if you genuinely think I started watching hockey a year ago, but my parents threw me on the ice before I even left preschool. Been a Caps fan since birth my friend.
based hal
>every single Canadian team is out of the playoffs
>"I-I can st-still talk shit..."
Anyone pretending any team is better than another is a dumbass. This post season is a genuine toss up now. Standings no longer matter. The fucking Islanders could win ffs. We're just gonna have to wait and see
>the boomer doesnt like fun
>Best defense remaining in the playoffs
>No fucking way they can be the meme 'take shots from fucking everywhere' team
(X) Doubt
>exposed
they've already been exposed. it's insane vegas actually found a way to lose them.
Dude boomers are npcs
this but unironically
*prepares skirt for dc's pride parade*
Mainly this series was fuck the craps
so any anons here go to one of the game 7s so far?
>no pongs or caps in the second round this year
HALLELUJAH
Its okay. I'm just going to watch youtube videos of us winning the cup last year.
Bruins/CBJ will play the 8:00PM game on Saturday and not the afternoon game
BASED AS FUCK
It was second vs third, it wasn't being "exposed" you seething retard, it was a 7 game series
Now it's going to be second vs second wild card
yeah
looking good against the pongs isn't that high of a standard tbf
You say this but we all know the best team in hockey right now, which hss been for well over a month or 2 is the St Louis blues and they are going to win the cup and we'll all hear about how they turned a literal dogshit season around and came out on top
went to each one
seething liberado tranny
They looked fantastic the whole regular season and didn't instantly shit themselves and die in the playoffs
>blues ever winning a cup
MOM-MY'S FEE-EET
Clap Clap
Clap Clap Clap
MOM-MY'S FEE-EET
Clap Clap
Clap Clap Clap
MOM-MY'S FEE-EET
Clap Clap
Clap Clap Clap
jones
>not exposed.
our defense
>not exposed.
do you even watch hockey?
t. sharks fan.
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG
Ted's have been sitting around wasting their luck. Bruins in 4.
>invent a sport
>dont have a champion in the best league in the world in it for 26 years and counting
can canucks justify this?
>he thinks rest is good
Bing bing
Still love >my craps
dont none of you underestimate the sharks just cause pavelski is in a coma
How's your captain m8?
T. No cup shitter picking on an easy target
>Completely disregarding the rest of the Sharks play and just chocking the whole series up to "vegas choked harder lol"
Go fuck yourself
in the playoffs
teds have been licking their injuries for a week
dont expect torts to let them lose the hunger
>505
THE MADMAN
>tfw always take that target
>team has won a Cup more recently than all of Canada
THE RANGERS HAVE DONE SOMETHING RIGHT
*underestimate our refs*
Dont worry /hoc/ knows how good your refs are
>3 out of 4 wild card teams are in non-traditional markets with meh fanbases
>1 in particular is putting up relocation numbers
Oh wow lol what a surprise and I for one am COMPLETELY shocked that these teams pulled off such exciting upsets. God I love hockey, the NHL, and NHL commissioner Gary Bettman. What a stand up guy!
they got outplayed in game 2,3,4,6, AND 7. i get you're a homer but can you at least not be a complete moron. you can root for a team while also admitting they have absolutely been exposed.
Winner gets the other team's RFA Finn
>relocation numbers
Whom?
thanks gary
new thread maker please reference the collage or list in the OP
we need milf feet and butthole
Is this your second year watching hockey?
The regina hurricanes
toast a new bread toast a new bread toast a new bread toast a new bread
new
>alright Bettman, we’ll make it look like a tough series but make sure the refs do their job in game 7
The NHL is better with you madmen alive and kicking
kys faggot.
WHEN YOU'RE READY
MVP's
TT-Aho-Rantanen
Lindell-Heiskanen
Rask
Bad guys:
Bruins(6 cups)
Hurricanes( 1 cup)
Avalanche (2 cups)
Stars (1 cup)
Islanders(4 cups)
Good guys:
Sharks
Blues
Blue Jackets
I like what I'm seeing
Horrid list. Also cups before 1990 shouldnt matter at this point
>unironic "y'all" typed out
>I-I-I-I'm not a f-filthy bandwagoner uguuu~
why must every craptials fan LIE
Who are the Teds?
the numbers look fine to me
Well since the Hawks and lost wages are no longer alive (Hawks never were) I don't know who to want to win. Guess I'll go with the bread man's team. Blow Jackets
had a kid i'd guess.