/copalib/ - slow goal hours edition

>argentinos strugling in the groups
let's see how far refs will take them this time

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lol

kek fuck off mate
also, would bury my dick so deep in her, etc

Fuck flamerda and fuck altura

Fuck binter

I can't wait for Penarol and Flameme to kill each other
It will be glorious

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Quiso mariquear, ahora se aguanta.

>Penadoy will get eliminated in the group phase AGAIN

lets all pray for melgar tomorrow, bros

Its time for conmemebol to step in and something about this

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Agreed

Fuck me

I don't have enough dick for this

Sampaio Corrêa

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BaNDO DE FILHO Da PUTa, ERa SÓ MaTaR, DESGRaÇa DO CaRaLHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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VAI TOMAR NO CU FLAMENGO!!!

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teu cu

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>zulia
>olmedo
>garsilaso
>cúcuta
>liga de loja
>palestino
>maracaibo
>táchira
Teams that eliminated >badborn in this century.
Shouldnt be laughing at anyone m8, you are also 9 points behind in dinoleague.

based

>flamengo

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and arrascaeta breaks both legs

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meme magic is being done, theres nothing you can do to stop it

PEÑAROL AND FLAMENGO PLAYING 12D CHESS IN ORDER TO GIVE US THE BEST MATCH OF THE GROUP STAGE.

BRAZILIANS ARE GOING TO DIE IN MONTEVIDEO

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Fat Tony is a very dangerous individual I can see now.

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huge potential for a kino match
but it's probably gonna be a dull 0-0

Flamengo will lose and peñarol will beat the shit up of their sissyboy "team"

*scores at the last minute*
nothing personnel, kiddo

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>BRAZILIANS ARE GOING TO DIE IN MONTEVIDEO
>c*riocas
>brazilians

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JEFE

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Can >we upset mouth at their stadiums lads?

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Name one team worse than DIM

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thats the best part, he is the lacerator and will be remembered forever
the same way nerman scored 8x0 against santos

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MY APPEARANCE BONUS

Santa Fue

At least Santa fue can wins meme cups unlike DIM

maybe if >we needed the result. >we don't.

SAIU DO CABULOSO

E TOMOU NO CU

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youtube.com/watch?v=5LdDwvQNuCY

Burrior

You better pull the trigger, you saw what happened to sóymeiras last year...

>3 - 1 contra un cuadro boliviano
por favor estos manyas L M A O

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>afletico
>winning away matches
lol'd

>Flamerda perdeu

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>tangasmix
but where is the tanga bros??

>but now I get what Palabra de Gol™ says

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>implying other countries media doesn't do the same
>implying argie media isn't the first ranked on this topic

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pls do

Today is Bay Day

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>match starts at 11pm
Yeah right.

twitter.com/TheLibertadores/status/1121265724113281024
based

Just how unlucky do you have to be

Aids é uma mentira, as pessoas morrem de qualquer merda tipo pneumonia, uma gripe mais forte ou algum vírus pica das galáxias, tem que foder no pelo mesmo é foda-se, só quem morre dessas merdas é quem acredita, dá aquela lavada no pau depois de comer a meretriz e tá tudo certo

this

good morning to you too user

Drugbowl when?

For me, it's

>Cerro

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You now remember 6x1 na voz do Caixa.
youtube.com/watch?v=GUd_3rtUAc0

>framengo

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more like
>flamerda

he cute

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Who /capybara/ here?

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this weekend, /copalib/
the greatest spectacle on earth
youtu.be/hMISppWQ5E0

/copalib/ is Melgar tonight
*fiu, fiu, fiu*

olimpia will be taking the title this year

franjeadopilled and very based

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>coming from the team who literally won the their state cup because of VAR

>tfw desaparecieron los manyas

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Excuse me, the right term is "fluminenses".

interativos.globoesporte.globo.com/futebol/brasileirao-serie-a/avaliador-de-elencos/avaliacao-dos-elencos-do-brasileirao-2019
another globo meme infografic

every single country does the same shit
>youtu.be/KbR_KPsO5W0

Capibara Blanco

according to globosta:
>Champion
Palmtrees
>Copalib
Cruiser
Flamerda
Guild
>Pre-lib
Curitia
BInter
>Copasud
São Pablo Vittar
Prantos
Patético
Pathético
FluminenC
Bay my cum
>Relegated
Hawaii
Chapecobane
Goy Ass
AlagoANO

...

do i need to have a facebook account to watch the matches on fb?

Nah

You seem to be an expert on the subject, do i need to have a fb account in order to watch your momma's nude pics?

Unlike this user's mom , mine is not a whore, so show some respect.

did A.nal get fucked this time? if yes, by whom?

>club legend dies
>rival makes fun of it
based pathetico

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sabe pa

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for me, it's tortinhas

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>the favela of Cerro

For me, it's chokis.

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.... and me i'm eating Toddy to see if i can get a free trip to Patagonia

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btw nobody cares but >Cerro is losing 2 - 1 to a starving bolivarian team
and nobody cares because they're already qualified
in any case, this could be a chance for Nacional to be first in the group, where are the uruguayans?

Will Coritiba ever recover?
In fact, why is Coritiba still a thing?

>palmierda
Kek, will Felipão be sacked in live tv if they manage to lose to a bunch of starving part-time farmers and gardeners?

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>in live tv
you ask too much
he had worse streaks on other teams

>where are the uruguayans?
hibernating till the rangeban is lifted

lol ok
but yea it's a "comfy" loss

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if Felipão gets the sack, who should take charge?
for me, it's
>mouyes

lol and now we have to wait 2 bongs for the next matches
Dominguez you're an idiot

>Você precisa estar logado no Facebook para ver a CONMEBOL Libertadores no Watch do Facebook.
goddammit lad

>Patético Mineiro dead last
Kek

Which are the teams with the most suffering fanbase in South America?
We've got Botafogo, Vasco (once great, now shit) and Atlético-MG and Coritiba (deluded themselves into thinking they're good due to some success in the past).

Even If I hate Dominguez with passion, he isn't to blame for the memezuela incompetence.

I could see some of the games the last time I saw it without needing to have an account.

Alt. Memeiro had some recent success at least
The last two decades were just suffering and relegations to Botafogo and Vasco

>Fran6as

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are yuo of giddings? he could had programmed one of the last 2 matches to be at 6:00 PM

But... it would more of the same. All of Felipao tactics revolve around parking the bus already.
I miss cucabol

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Vasco campeão brasileiro
Flamengo rebaixado

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Tony dies

OY! NO SPOILERS!

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>Junior era favorito
How funny are these "journalists" from Saque Largo

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they are good at predicting shitters

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test

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Other than corinthians being huge underachievers (9 difference) and athletico and inter overachieving (8 and 6 diff.), it's good

you got me.

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>cerro

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they're no longer virgins
perdieron el invicto

i miss cucabol too
and this angel of a boy

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>dudu
>goulart
>fábio
>fred
>rodriguinho
>jefe
>bruno henrique
>everton ribeiro
>gabigol
>tardelli
>little onion
>guerrero /mercaposter/
>mico lópez
>pato
>hernanes
>rodraigo
>ricardo oliveira
>pedro
>craque

BORA BAÊA

\o/

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pelota para teo y ahí estaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JAAAAAAAAAA JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fuck you, I like that narrator.

Londrina 2-1 Bahia
Bahia wins on agg. by 5-2 and qualifies to eighter finals

go bay my cum

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>coloccini

noice

Sou Sampaio de coração

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sabe pa

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Based Justnior

every match is the same with our local narrators, they have to improve

Cute girl(male)

I bet you like El Narrador del Gol.

>Melgar x Palmeiras is at 23:00
What the FUCK

I thought 'fluminense' was used for the ones born on the Rio de Janeiro City

For me? It's Jorge Eliecer Torres (ever since based Edgar Perea died)

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Why is renteria still playing? Are they trying to get their money back or something?

And you say the congolombian narrators needs to improve when you like this guy.

Palmemes gonna lose

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he is bearable IMO, I don't like when they like to be the center of the attention, when they try to do the comedian, fuck that shit lmao

The absolute state of
>our
football, Jesus Christ.

for me, it's youtube.com/watch?v=VVnZKLSvsto

>you know remember Dagoberto
what happened to this guy, he was pretty good

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fucken timezones i guess

Care to elaborate?

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>tfw last year semi finalists go on the second pot

good thing Bolsonaro revoked daylight saving time huh

...

Even if it's like that, why 2 hours later after burrior - san memenzo?

Injury prone and old

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He aged, i guess. I remember that he was really shit for >Vasco.

Facebook request?

Who /Millos/ here?

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shame that he never went to europe at his prime, he was better than n*ymar

the match will start not even half an hour this match ends though
who's this cute ladyboy

literally just you and me ;)

here

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Based

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arrgh someone gib links to a stream, pls
I'm not going to normiebook just for that

based
and nice to know that he is doing well

www.havesex.com

i just made an account to watch, took me less than a minute
stop being a bitch

fuk u, and fuk zucc

Goulart isn't going to start the match, why? At least we got Zé Rafael in his place

rojadirecta.biz/
then bookmark this shit already seu boiola

i don't think he's 100% fit, so he probably stayed in brazil for conditioning reasons

Do you really not know how to get a link vía Google On 2019?
Consider suicide

I asked politely, damn you guys

After two more weeks? I think since today's game is kinda easy he put zé Rafael there to give trust, since he lost that penalty and need to redeem himself, even if people put more distrust on Dudu that isn't playing that well this year

At least do you know how to use Acestream?

>After two more weeks?
yep, he was supposed to be 100% this month but he has been playing a lot since february, so that might have delayed his recovery

What a fatass, I bet he need one more month, but he was playing better than most of the other players

>installing russian botnet on your pc
YIIIIKES

well, there is a high quality stream with an easy access but you still refused it lol

>zulia
>olmedo
>garsilaso
>cúcuta
>liga de loja
>palestino
>maracaibo
>táchira

This dude won the huehue league 5(Five) times

bigger than alt. Mineiro

gibe stream plox

go to sleep

fb . com /CopaLibertadores/videos/420804392078935/

GUSTAVO GÓMEZ LA PUTA QUE TE PARIOOOOOOO

as if it was difficult

BASED

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fucking palmtree

SCARPA SCARPA SCARPA SCARPA SCARPA SCARPA SCARPA SCARPA SCARPA SCARPA SCARPA SCARPA SCARPA SCARPA

Esas peruanas estan como buenas.

wtf flumemense

make screenshot ples
i'm actually just listening to the radio

ty

>FluminenC getting dabbed on by Saint Cross

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I'm watching from TV.

daym

ziked

Based Santa Cruz avenging Portuguesa.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minervén_S.C.

only boomers will remember when this was a Copa Libertadores team

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nordestinos are ________

the best

cool!

anime girls

cabras da peste

to the northeast

unironically the best trannies

I wanted to drink a dolly citrus

for me, it's schweppes

Schwreps is good too

>Have gynecomasty, can't enjoy tits anymore

At least I have copa lib

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a nova formula estragou o refrigerante

Don't they sell the classic anymore?

moral reserve of country

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lazy

me on the bottom right

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quão nova é essa fórmula? faz quase uns 2 anos que não compro

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STOP
PLEASE STOP
HE'S ALREADY DEAD

came back to the thread to post this lol

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>cabeça de gelo

(Again)

Cerro Mama

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a hangloose and a green smile to all the haters

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MELxPAL ta gostoso de assistir

We are concacaf tier...

Best girl

Morning, rise your hand who is already in ro16 of copa libertadores

>don't even need to win a aingle away game to go through

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Do Alth. win away games anyway?

Peru must try their best!

post more athletico cuties

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reminds me of that chilean tranny some argieanon likes to spam sometimes
i'm not sure if that speaks well for the tranny and bad for the girl or not

>tfw no Paraná gf

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>La BoliviANA

>this is a 10/10 in Peru

She looks like she fucks old men

For the right price, you can fuck her too.

In this awful year for argie teams in group stage, these two were the worst somehow.

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How did those shitters qualify to the Libertadores?

lmao, this is the problem with sending copa mementina winners to the CL

V de Verdão

kek

Is that Nene ? How is he now ?

Yes.
Old, busted, and somehow one of São Paulo's best assets. He's expected to leave the club soon, though.

He was so damn good at PSG at some point.

Current Libertadores champions were literally Copa Argentina champions though

lula livre

Nyaa :3

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>Globo meme infografics
interativos.sportv.globo.com/site/guia/guia-do-brasileirao-2019

Cruzeiro won ZERO Libertadores in this entire century, ahahahahahahaha.

MARIAS ETERNALLY BTFO

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They won the domestic Triple Crown, and two back-to-back Brasileirões. Also, 6-1.
You'll never be relevant again and will cling to past glories like the pathetic bunch of subhumans you are. Now scram.

>They won the domestic Triple Crown
There's no "triple crown", invention of their deluded minds.

>and two back-to-back Brasileirões. Also, 6-1.
Weird, marias used to say they were bigger because of the Libertadores, but now national titles are worth more? Seethe. Also, remember 2014.

>You'll never be relevant again and will cling to past glories
New stadium is coming and it'll be more profitable than ever.

>airplane tickets bought
>game ticket bought
Can't wait to punch some bosteros in the face and respect their women

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>Nene
Yes

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>2D has cat girls
>3D has cat men
It's not fair.

try to not die user

He won't, people from paraná are too meek

É O SEGUINTE
ATLÉTICO NÃO É TIME PEQUENO
A GENTE TEM QUE RESPEITAR QUEM É TIME PEQUENO
ATLÉTICO É MENOR QUE PEQUENO
E DIGO MAIS, AVACOELHADA ME DÁ MAIS MEDO QUE GALOUCURA BARREIRO
NÃO VOU NEM CHAMAR AS FRAN6AS DE GAY PQ EU CONHEÇO MUITO BICHINHA QUE É MAIS HOMEM QUE GALOUCURA VALEU
SOU EU SOU EU
SOU EU MÁFIA AZUL SOU EU

are there too much mineiros on /copalib/ or the ones here are just too... loud?

Are you keeping inventory of the hues in here?

No shit, Sherlock

>Which are the teams with the most suffering fanbase in South America?

Bro do you even >Cerro?

Go back to work.

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I wonder what's the worst argentine club performance ever in the copa libertadores (group stage)

youtube.com/watch?v=HHv1EEvwVZ0
Found this old piece of Copa Libertadores kino

>kino
>river wins
ummm...

who will be the best player of the current Copa Libertadores?

Not mutually exclusive m8

Your mom

Me

Perro caca

I think Boca, River, and Independiente finished last in their group stage at some point in history (back when the groups were bi-national). More legit are probably those teams like Huracan, Quilmes, etc.

youtube.com/watch?v=x59A4t4UjbM
can we post some copalib kinos?

Flatheads

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Chokis

rsrsrsrs
kkkkkkkk
huehuehuehuehue

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without checking im going to say it's current huracan
> cant even get the sudaca 3rd place
> against a veneco team

It's 6pm, and I hereby declare the weekend officially open.
Time to crack open some beers, put on some porn, talk shit about your boss and get the BBQ ready.

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i loved that nike ball, but i've never seen it on the streets
Either Mauro Zorete or Luan

Kino ball incoming

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>Ass: Alê Oliveira

All last placed argentine teams in Libertadores
> 1977 Quilmes: 1-0-5 (Independiente, Millonarios, Dep. Cali)
> 1983 Ferro: 2-1-3 (Estudiantes, Colo Colo, Cobreloa)
> 1984 Esudiantes: 0-3-3 (Independiente, Olimpia, Sp. Luqueño)
* 1990 River: 0-1-1 (Independiente)
> 1991 River: 2-1-3 (Boca, Bolivar, Oriente Petrolero)
> 1993 River: 1-3-2 (Newell's, Olimpia, Cerro Porteno)
> 1994 Boca: 1-1-4 (Velez, Cruzeiro, Palmeiras)
* 2005 Quilmes: 1-2-3 (Sao Paulo, U de Chile, Strongest)
> 2005 San Lorenzo: 0-3-3 (Guadalajara, Cobreloa, Once Caldas)
> 2006 Rosario Central: 1-2-3 (Atletico Nacional, Cerro Porteño, Palmeiras)
> 2007 River: 2-2-2 (Colo Colo, Caracas, Liga de Quito)
> 2009 Lanus: 0-4-2 (Caracas, Guadalajara, Everton)
> 2009 San Lorenzo: 2-0-4 (Libertad, San Luis, Universitario)
> 2011 Argentinos: 2-1-3 (America, Fluminense, Nacional)
> 2011 Godoy Cruz: 2-1-3 (Liga de Quito, Peñarol, Independiente)
* 2016 San Lorenzo: 0-4-2 (Toluca, Gremio, Liga de Quito)

If Huracan loses their last match they would get a record of 0-1-5, the worst ever.

From Londrina to collage

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lel
*theme starts playing*

youtube.com/watch?v=r_40h3VDCvI

What a good meme show, but yes, the argentinian promedio is confusing and shit.

1977, 1984 and 2005 are the worst imho

>1990
wew

>Note: Group 2 did not include the other two Colombian teams that qualified for the tournament because of threats by drug lords to referees in the previous tournament in 1989. The only exception was the champion, Atletico Nacional of Medellín, which had a "bye" as the current champion. However, because of the threat situations, Atletico Nacional was penalized and had to play their home games in Chile for this edition of the tournament.

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bases

Argies eliminated in Pre-Libertadores, just because
> 2010 Colon: 1-0-1, eliminated by U Catolica
> 2010 Newell's: 0-1-1, eliminated by Emelec
> 2018 Banfield: 0-3-1, eliminated by Nacional (eliminated Independiente del Valle)
> 2019 Talleres: 1-2-1, eliminated by Palestino (eliminated Sao Paulo)

So if Lara wins the last match, Huracan performance would be 5,56%, worse than any argentine Pre-Lib elimination performance.

Carlos Bianchi recently talked about why he never managed the Argentina national team

>I always refused because I had moral values, values important to me in life, a way to be that didn't coincide with the national team. I said no in march 1998, also in 2004 and 2006.

He also refused to even meet with Grondona. The years are mildly interesting. AFA must have known that Passarella was not worth the drama just before the 1998 world cup. As for 2004, that was when Marcelo "reddit's favorite manager" Bielsa narrowly lost the Copa America final to Brazil, changing just a bit too much of the team from 2002. It wouldn't have been a bad idea to get Bianchi.

and as for 2006...I don't even remember what Bianchi was doing at the time.

>and as for 2006...I don't even remember what Bianchi was doing at the time
Getting ready for season six

kek, did he really called out reddit? holy based

Top comfy

1990 was also the only CopaLib edition with Nacional and Peñarol absent from the cup (Defensor and the champion, who was Progreso at the time, participied on CopaLib 1990)

>Defensor and the champion, who was Progreso at the time,
Hol up, WUT

Nevermind, for a moment there I thought defensor was called progreso back then

i found out what the Bahia fan does in his free time, he trolls the Vitória's president (their main rival)
twitter.com/torcedoresputos/status/1121562042719199232

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kek, also
> torcedores putos
lol

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Dinoleague update

>No footy this weekend, all divisions delayed (except La C, because it hasn´t started)
>the Clasicos (Peñarol-Nacional and Rampla-Cerro) also got delayed
>La B´s start too
>Reason: Nacional complying about refball (against Carrasco & Co)

>Delayed matches
Primera matchday 11
-Cerro-Defensor
-Plaza Colonia-Rampla Junios
-Boston River-Liverpool
-Nacional-Progreso
-River Plate-Peñarol
-Danubio-Juventud
-Wanderers-Racing
-Cerro Largo-Fenix

Segunda matchday 1
-Central Español-Rentistas
-Tacuarembo-Atenas (RIP Atenas fans, wasting money for a trip to Tacuarembo just for nothing)
-Bella Vista-Dvo.Maldonado (RIP Sad whales fans, same reason as Atenas, but the trip is to Montevideo)
-Torque-Albion
-Cerrito-Villa Teresa
-Villa Española-Sud America

para vos junior y todos los vagos de la esquina

ay que locura que tengo, el vino me pego

bump

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Copa de Superlelga today
> Lanus - Velez
> Estudiantes - Racing

Why tho. Is it raining over there too?

No. >badborn fans complained and threaten the association because they are shit and were scared of a goleada in the next clásico.

No, everything after "refused to even meet with Grondona" is my response to reading this

infobae.com/deportes-2/2019/04/26/carlos-bianchi-revelo-los-motivos-de-sus-tres-negativas-para-dirigir-a-la-seleccion-argentina/

>Reason: Nacional complying about refball (against Carrasco & Co)
wew

> narcoanal, you have gone too far, we are going to punish you with the elimination of all your fellow colombian teams
Based narco affairs

tutuba?

gol de borré

CONMEBOL being incompetent since time immemorial

I hate bahia and nordestinos, but goddamn, that's a nice kit

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> the jews are going up
This upcoming B Nacional is starting to grab my attention

Nacional - America in 2 bongs

palms are sweaty, really want America to win this one

For memes, I want aBerica to win, but for shitting his fans, I want a.nal to win.

YO TE VEO CON MI AMIGO ENTREGANDOLE EL MARRON
ok, this is from Yea Forums. Which one of you guys did it?

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>U de Chilel vs Everton
>la u still in descenso zone
>1-0 win up to 90'
>1-1 at 90'+3
El bullita got memed on.

>santa fue
pathetic as usual

semi chimpouts at Lanus-Velez ended up in 2 reds and commentator shitting about the ref

He's right though

Based clubeses modelos

Argie tv commentators are always wrong and this wasn't the exception

How corrupt is anfp? What are the odds of them helping out the superb owls?

>Peep Arena

> antenitas de alta velocidad
Is that the hue dub? Weren't those called antenitas de vinyl?

JUST

kek
NO TIENEN GAS
NO TIENEN LUZ

goles errados son goles en contra

screencap this

Based chimpball is super effective against chimpball

>screencap this
Why?

lel

>u del chiste

What a shitshow

???

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miando el vinito

based and chadpilled

>interegional

cochino

crine

ganó america

Gol de barcos

>Milito v Milito
whos better Milito

Es que sin ayuda no pueden estos muertos.

kek, 20 minutes later he actually scored

>america hasn't won a match against a big team after coming back from la B

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>"big team"
>in congolombia

it hurts bros

Taking a cheeky pee

Here just to say that 2005-2013 was the golden age for brazilian teams and they would never have such a dominance again.
Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted

who's going to stop them? colombian teams? lmao

themselves

cant argue with that

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This meme brand who has the rights for Adidas and is now supplying half the teams with in-house kits can do some pretty decent jobs. América-MG kit looked really clean, the best kit in a decade or so.

We need more mirror matches

press F for Rodrigo Caio

>Horse fouls Cashew
Lel

insta jessicakalluz

cant wait for RB BA desu

I just watched Endgame
I clapped when El Chapulin Colorado defeated Thanos

> emiliano sala's father died of a heart attack
should this be added to the bodycount?

Add both, they were Argentines, therefore, they´re /copalib/ property.

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> 2006
> old

No South American will win the CWC ever again

so that's why it smells so bad in lanus?

wasnt 1990 also a good wc for uruguay too? starting to see a correlation here

It's not fair bros...

Based

B Nacional final tomorrow, dull teams tho

>Sarmiento vs Arsenal
>Winner promotes, loser vs Brown Adrogue
>other matches, Nueva Chicago-Rivadavia, Almagro-Gimnasia Mendoza & Platense-Central Cordoba

Thoughs?

Champion
> Sarmiento
Playoffs
> Brown vs Nueva Chicago
> Almagro vs Platense

> Brown vs Almagro

> Almagro

> long tournament
> final instead of using goal difference
i fucking hate afa

Name a more based team guys.

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santa fe

No even close Brazilbro

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Aguante el colo y que si vengo de la carcel oe dejala pa callao.

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Just wait until Los 8.

there is no way to know that
they have 5 times our population and a better economy. every time we have a strong devaluation, all footballers want to leave our league, and are willing to go anywhere

>implying no Dep. Cali

for me, it's El Clásico Blanco y Negro™

As in, it's really old?

that's El Clásico Más Añejo™ against guarani

Cruzeiro faces the first half decent team in the season and lost, what a surprise.

Copa de Superlelga today

> Argentinos Jrs - San Lorenzo
> Aldosivi - River
> Godoy Cruz - Boca

>weakest 3rd place team
>lost to italy quickly in ro16
it was a bit better than 1986

>greBBio

Já podem entregar o caneco pro Santos, o Sampaloli expôs o futebol bostileiro

Gremio é fraco, Santos só vai lutar pelo G6

Grêmio literalmente tá jogando contra o primeiro time decente do ano

Se o Sampaoli expôs alguma coisa foi o futebol fraquíssimo do Mêmio

t. colorado

>Cruzeiro
>the best football in the continent
>2 shots on goal vs memengo

played nobodies for the last 4 months

até porque é facil bater o flamengo dentro do maracanã depois de você ter só jogado contra fazendeiros de minas e da america do sul o ano inteiro, vai mamar uma rola carioca, filho da puta

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Grêmio kkkkk vai ter pesadelo com o Vanderlei

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so ryuko likes sudamerican football or what?

i heard she's an avid a.nal fan

oh shit

>Eliminado na Sulamericana pro River Plate(uru)
>eliminado no paulista
>quase eliminado pro VASCO

we played our B team

Guess what team Airi supports

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a certain blue team

Today is Ferroviário's debut on Série C (3rd Division) in 2 bings and an half. (17h GMT -3).

He will play against the Bootleg Botafogo, who is the Paraiba State Champions and has been doing really well at Lampions League.

Série C will have 3 games streamed for free every round by DAZN on Youtube. Today at 18h they will stream ABC - RN x Nautico - PE.

Série C is divided in two groups, basically Norf x Souf.
I'd say Norf group is really the toughest one. It's worth to follow.

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E m e l e c

Souf group plus Remo and Paysandu

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>juventude
>são jose

??

volta redonda's shiel is kino af

Happy birthday to memelec I guess.

>Série C will have 3 games streamed for free every round by DAZN on Youtube
what about the others?

I don't get your reply. But São José made to the top 4 of the 4º division last year.
They're like Atletico Paranaense, they rely on home games because their field is made of synthetic grass.

Trump's puppet doesn't really care about football, wish we had Cristina Kirchner here so our public TV could stream it, most of the teams have great tradition and/or supporters.
DAZN is like Netflix for football events, they're trying to enter our market and are doing it as an experiment. They made a promise every team in Série C would have at least one game live broadcasted.

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the shields, dude

>A FUCKING BEACH BALL
what's the meaning and why are there 2 of them?

Sarmiento vs Arsenal just started

>Those gaúchos teams having to travel to the middle of amazonian rainflorest to play against Atlético-AC
lmao

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at this point it's like, is it even worth carrying on as a team?

the plane tickets to literal shitholes ought to cost more than the club's monthly earnings. unless they go by bus, in which case prepare to fucking die

Paysandu manda aqui galera

>flying feet

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Oh yeah, you're right didn't notice it. And they even have the same foundation year. Maybe some Gaúchos could give us some backstory.
I only know that São José is from Porto Alegre and slightly months older and Juventude is from Caxias do Sul and more successful.

Corinthians x Bahia Munchen

Aquí é confianca porra

>BBBasco

>Arsenal de Sarandi up 1-0 against Sarmiento
fuck this

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>greBBio gets btfo at home
>gazelas nowhere to be seen
>conceded more goals in 46 minutes than in the last 20 games

huh......... so this is what happens when you play good teams huh.......? not bad not bad at all.......

vasco

GO BAY status: MY CUM

Why is Vasco so fucking bad?

que partido mas falopa hermano

sabe pa

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they're full JUST since they lost against corinthians in 2012's copalib

Arseanal es de primera again. Sarmiento soja Boys gonna play the almighty reducido

and what a coincidence, Arsenal won with a penalty kick. Julio Grondona's baby will always be safe, I guess. What a joke

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The true King of Avellaneda is back

LGTSS
>vasco
Also,
CMON BAY MY CUM

oh shit, now basco is even worse than boca

I was actually wondering if they didnt get a transmission at all or if they were allowed to have their own fan broadcast

imagine being CUrintiANO

LMAAAAAAAOO!

Bahia 3-2 Corinthians

go bay my cum

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Millonarios - Junior in 1 bong

The bad colombian genes from san lorenzo are rubbing off on river's colombians wtf

based negro bulos just named /copalib/ and Yea Forums

there are people on this site that unironically think that
>Cassio
is a goalkeeper that deserves a spot in brazilian NT

Really? Where?

Fox Sports's Aldosivi - River

based

He's better than Alisson, though.

Vasco is going down, it's even a worse team than last year .

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No way, really?

What kind of given name is Jorman? Congolombians are weird

qué golazo la puta madre

Calm the fuck down, you're not that bad! Remember this Athl's team didn't even play more than 5 games this year.

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Kek borre just can't score

A colombian girl told me she never heard the name "Fabricio"

>Jorman
a finnish name. how odd
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jorma_Kaukonen

yes, he named the jew the other day in 90 minutos but they had to wrap it up

look at this dood

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Is it the same country that named kids after Boris Yeltsin and fucking Stalin?

It's a fucking Spanish name...

Colombians use made up names, like Americans

based negro Bulos and based negro Pérez

>enzo perez when he's in good form

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qepd

more like Braziians
but yeah

ROQUE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

It's not like it's popular for being a spanish name tho, it usually comes from tanitos and italyboos

>use made up names
Well, they all are, aren't they?

Not even the weirdest one in Argentina.
> Efmamjjasond

Fuck Junior

Not directly by their parents, you literal brainlet

Based Ferroviário tied 1x1 away against Beautiful Botafogo.
Next Sunday night they'll play home against Santa Cruz, and it's gonna be a tough match. I'll be there, of course.

Borré is just embarrasing, I'm not even mad at him anymore

Confiança 0-2 Sampaio Corrêa

Do River fans realized Ferreira is being benched by players with a lot less potential than him?

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>doubting Napoleon
wew lad

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Ferreira is leaving for the U20 cup next week

Gallardo is literally Bianchi 2.0, he doesn't like players going to the NT and he punishes them

>1-1

when was Bianchi like that?

Gotta start somewhere

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

DEL POCHI CHAVEZ

ALDOSIVI 1 DE PRIMERA
RIBER 0

SALIDO DE LAS INFERIORES BOCA

VEN AZUL Y ORO Y SE HACEN ENSIMA

All the time, remember Delgado and Gillermo refused to go to the domestic NT just because Bianchi didn't like it, or Tévez getting benched for going to the U20 cup

Copa America and WC is ok, but they don't like players risking getting injured in shitty NT cups

>to the domestic NT
Fair call desu

Ferreira is like Coutinho + Juninho, a specialist in freekicks and goals from outside the goal area.
He has 5 goals in 683 minutes, great average.

But Gallardo prefers De la Cruz. And playing wih strikers who can't score doesnt help. We only win because of goals from midfielders (like Enzo Perez, Nacho Fernandez, Pinola etc)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>t. Casagrande
>t. someone who watches globo regularly on a daily basis

1 a 1 dice google papu

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I remember the opposite, Tevez not going to the under 20 national team in 2003, and "la seleccion, la seleccion, se va a la puta, que la pario"

>I'll be there, of course.
Me too, wanna kiss?

GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO
I GOD FUCKING LOVE URUGUAY NAO

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>vasco

Athlético PR es familia

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crinje

GOLAZO

I think the Gallardo meme is over lads

i'd cuddle the loli if she smelled good and fuck her mom

boludo, malisimo ferreira, tuvo dos y les pego diez metros arriba

BASED JARAMILLO

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what game are you niggas watching

>if she smelled good
get a load of this sissy boy

Carajo, que pepazo que le metieron a los comeburras.

River has nothing to play for
I've warmed up to the idea of this meme cup, but River already has a Copa Libertadores spot.

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BASED VIKING

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I'm done with divegrass for today

...

game of thrones lol

nothing