/ChaseBowl/

thru the gap, GOING, GOING, GOOOONE

I'M LOVIN' IT

HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN

This Chase is brought to you by McDonald's (TM). Official sponsor of poor niggers running from cops. I'm loving it.

It's been going for 2 hours? Top kek

>youre in a police cruiser and this guy starts to slowly drive away from you
what do?

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this is fucking tedious

There have been an unusually high number of chases over the past 2 weeks. Is it because Spring has begun in earnest and all the lowlives are coming out to play?

>potential hostage
Spicy

It says Lynwood, not Anaheim

Hypothetically, why couldn't a company spam branding all over a car like in NASCAR and purposefully get in a chase? Seems like a good way to advertise

there is a chase every week year round in LA

Fucking KEK through the park

stop encouraging criminals with threads like these

idiots

>chaseb owl
>in la
everytime

oh shit

Fuck you this is Kino

No one on Yea Forums is bold enough to lead a chase. What would the cause even be in the first place? Shoplifting raw chicken tenders and fleeing the store?

>The hungover guy on the phone

Oh shit is getting real

She's going for it... the door is open...this could be it....OH! SHE'S PINNED! IT'S ALL OVER

she gonna jump out?

>giving up the live coverage
lel

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can't let mom miss her real housewives episode

Oh shit it's a woman this time

>Using a 7th gen Honda Accord as a flight vehicle

Pathetic.

Oh nevermind

>cutting coverage to go to some generic bull
wow it's like they don't like ratings

he's fucking signalling when he makes a turn kek

This pursuit is slower than a /trb/ thread

I'd pay to see a redneck in a souped-up truck in one of these

racist

what happened to the good old days of 2000s dodge/ford/chevrolet muscle cars crashing into parked vehicles
shame

>signal you're turning left
>actually turn right
>????
>profit

>game 7 OT
>chasebowl
what a time to be alive

This truly is the football manager of chaseb owl, slow and tactical rather than autistic and deadly

Those types suck at technical driving. The only skillful thing they know how to do is to drive exactly 10 nanometers behind you at 80 mph on the highway.

This

>it's a boomer

>teleports behind police while doing 30
Heh nothing personnel kiddo

What's the make and model of the car?

>balding boomer

OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

>technical driving
I just wanna see Cletus blasting country while driving over curbs

>getting closer

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This is prime 2011-era Yea Forums, the true golden age. Enjoy it, lads.

there is always an idiot

Why not use a Prius and just wait for cops to run out of gas?

what is Yea Forumss police escape music
I gotta go for a classic
youtube.com/watch?v=b0lvT0ANLGY

Looks like they're picking up speed, this is getting good

Alternate stream

youtu.be/XwU5Y-ewi0o

get that uggo bitch off the screen

anyone remember the thread where the guy escaped into the roof of a building a barricaded the door

youtube.com/watch?v=uqUa_G1h3pw

jej good coverage fox
also WEW

right on time.

dude just fill your pockets with hot tendies by the deli when nobody is looking

I mean Yea Forums has motivated and produced enough infamous criminals, murderers, and shooters for it to be plausible.

The better choice is a diesel Mercedes, 1200km+ per tank and decent power

Good, some la creature took over the OP one

youtube.com/watch?v=tkIzv6kXd4k

HOW IS THIS A CHASEBOWL? NIGGA IS DRIVING SO SLOW

>deli tendies

Fuck. These things are criminally delicious.

This is the stream

>chaseowl
>its almost 10 here
Ffs I gotta work early tomorrow

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he's a safe driver

>showing some 56%er's face full screen

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>newfags don't remember the truck chase

the slow chases are always the best.

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I stand corrected. That last manouver was good

El monstruo de las tinieblas

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>car chase threads with Yea Forums

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Those were some cool maneuvers desu

How did that one end.

was that the one that caught fire?

the guy gave up after like 2 hours. I think he ran out of gas IIRC.

It's a slice of Americana over which all of Yea Forums bonds

how many different people are going to report this

nice

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cmon cunt give us a show
do a flip

most of the yuro posters. It triggers them that this thread deleted one of their soccer threads.

Why are all of these in california

MAD LAD

LMAO COPS BTFO

Beaner.
Went to east los?
Definitely another beaner.

this guy knows the techniques

i meant the chase but yes okay

Absolute mad man

THE CHAD DRIVER AND THE VIRGIN COP

based thread on Yea Forums in ages

he ran out of gas

uh oh

this cop fuckin hungry for it

Just the tip

ITS GETTING GOOD

Eurosharts might be whiny subhumans, but they are right about one thing: Urban planning in US/CAN/ANZAC is atrociously lazy.

California cities provide especially heinous examples

Boop

Try again pig

yuropoors are all newfags and want this to be a sawker soap opera drama board and will report this 100%

Police car is too slow

Lmao, he's still signaling

Yeah why not just hang you arm out the window while cruising lmao

AHAHAH COP BTFO

that cop is seething

This is playing fucking forza right now

How many stars is he on lads?

BASED PUN

Only three, no tanks yet.

I'll tell you what Clive, he's not got the pace of some others but this lad's a real student of the game

RESPECT +

Very good chasebowl

I understand that the burden of care and caution is on the cop here, but this is easy-difficulty NPC tier driving on the cops part.

this is gta:sa

>hostage situation
i see this is spicy

rules are gay fuckin SMASH and SLAM him

This shit is boring

show me more leg roastie

you got something better to watch than this?

>ole's at the wheel

when was your first chaseb owl thread, bros?
mine was just last summer, i'm a huge newfag when it comes to these

COME ON DO SOMETHING

Why don't they just set up a roadblock, these cops haven't played enough GTA

no but it could be better
need more crashing

got to wait for him to wreck

where are they right now? I'm in La Verne and I have nothing to lose

Summer 2009. I watched it while watching one of those old Yea Forums retardy streams.

Probably cuz it's late evening, all cops went home at 5. This is the night shift scurbs5

>setting up enough roadblocks in a complicated gridwork of a city

Predicting his path will require some Fields medal level of math work

>youtu.be/T6ig1qZnGeU
>pull over to smoke a bowl in the middle of a police chase
absolute madman

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So, what's the strat? Is better to stay in the city or get out of it?

>2 1/2 hours

>2 and a 1/2 hours into a pursuit
Modern automobiles are offensively fuel efficient

Let me tell you something folks. This fugitive - he's like Apple. The cops are just Huawei. Trying to keep up. And folks, folks. They're not gonna win.

stay in the city. the freeways are deathtraps for roadblocks and spike strips

crash into a gas station and pull out a lighter

SOMEONE DO SOMETHING

out of the city the cops dont have to give a fuck about traffic and parked vehicles
thats prime pit maneuver to triple roll into fencing territory

AHHHH THE BITCH NIGGA STREAMER PAUSED

Suburban sprawl tends to be pretty good for this stuff

There was a thread on either sp or pol recently where the dude got away by driving and dangerously through the city so the police backed off and the helicopter lost visual behind the skyscrapers.

First time I saw a dude legit get away clean. It was wild. Probably a month ago.

>he hasnt hut snyone but perhaps the passenger
Kekd irl desu

>Chasebowls in the age of solar cars

The future can't come soon enough

Fucking media telling us big brother is a good thing. Fascist scum.

SCRIPTED, this is prerecorded. The streamer fucked up bros

shots fired shots fired i shot a fire

Cowherd could be a decent car chase commentator if he applied himself

>wanting big brother to control you even more
top jej

Post ends in 1 >shootout: man dies
Post ends in 2 >shootout: man and woman die
Post ends in 3 >shootout: no-one dies but multiple injuries
Post ends in 4 >shootout: police die man escapes
Post ends in 5 >man surrenders
Post ends in 6 >police ram car, man arrested
Post ends in 7 >spike strip, man arrested
Post ends in 8 >crashes at intersection, man arrested
Post ends in 9 >man kills wife before stopping car, man is arrested
Post ends in 0 >man escapes
ROLLING

what are you guys drinking right now? I just downed some spiked hot cocoa.

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>fox stream
>girl tries to bail
>guy grabs her by the throat and starts bashing her in the side of the head
>switch to ABC stream
>"are we sure she's a victim?"
lol wtf

>everyone reaches a gentlemans agreement to put the chase on pause at sundown and resume at sunrise

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what did the fire do to you american
hell yeah

They have a spike strip, choose not,to use it... the cop, from way downtown....BANG! BANG!

What's the instagram of the thot in the passenger seat? She's probably live steaming.

nice

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rolling for 0

Wtf I want a Honda Accord now

DRONE SIGHTING

>Accord may be the Hybrid version

are ABC /ournews/?

get rekt

>>Commentator prising the drivers Honda accord

based. american shitboxes btfo

this is all an ad for honda

damn those efficient japanese hondas

kek

Dubs> man is black

WE ARE HAVING A NIGHT GAME LADS

>freeway

here we go

>freeway
oh fuck here it comes

S/o/viet shut the fuck up

Wasn't there a prius commercial about this?

stay in, not that it's a real choice for this dude he's like dead smack in the middle of the LA metro area, it's an endless sea of suburban grids and highways that he's hours away from escaping

But yea if you get out into the sticks: 1) the Sheriffs are going to be more psychotic and less well-trained than Police, no bueno to be caught by them 2) your road options will decrease dramatically, allowing the cops to set up a block and guarantee capture you 3) ironically more difficult to hide in nature, you're not going to be familiar with the land and probably only get a few hundred yards in the dead of night, where in a city it's going to be lit and you can dip between buildings/houses.

This dork has a helicopter on his ass so the odds of him escaping are pretty much zero no matter where he ends up.

Who else seen a real live chase in LA? Shit was fucking kino to see IRL

Just watched the Cubs come from behind against the Dodgers.

Give me the update on the case.
Have spike strips been deployed yet?

how much more gas does this guy have lads?

It's like I'm playing Midnight Club LA again

NEW GTA6 CONFIRMED

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Greentext it

Neato

Rolling 9

>freeway
ho boy

full tank
he came prepared,he's a professional driver

When's the mandatory ad break?
Who is performing at the halftime show?

>breaking when going onto the off ramp

mad lad

BACK ON THE FREEWAY

No it's literally just 3 hours,of cops trailing at 30 mph. Dude went thru a park which was neat. Also smacked his gf

Midnight 3 was the unquestioned best of the series. Rockstar needs to release a new one.

>Japanese automobile efficiency

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Halftime show presented to you by Honda™ "Going Places"

Getting dark. Driving without lights is a risky play. But it just might work

kevin btfo

The accord gets 30 MPH City/38 MPH Highway

this guy could be driving for hours.

>In unrelated news, Honda of America reported inexplicably increased sales for the month of May

But how much mileage does he get?

>woman in the car
>for 3 hours
Wouldn't she have to pee at some point? Imagine the smell.

Those chopper lights are CHEATING

>be me
>fly into LAX to meet up with friends before snowboarding trip
>can't sleep, watching tv at 2am
>chaseb owl on tv
>recognise streets I was walking around last night
>ideaforms.png
>see spotlights in distance
>go for mission down the road to see the chase
>an hour passes, police have SUV roadblocked in no exit street
>negotiations with driver
>flash from car and a pop sound
>driver has redecorated interior with his brains

*aggros your path*
heh nothing personal kid

I've got an '01 Accord and can go 350 miles on a full tank usually.

>The macho juice
>oh wow, tell us more about this

*Zones out of your way*

CARS REAL BIG, RIMS REAL BIG, PURSUITS REAL BIG, EVERYTHING REAL BIG

did he died?

>mfw he starts hypermiling

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just ram him

Go to Mexico

STRUGGLE

Cute feet

always love the live youtube chat on these livestreams

bitch is goin WILD in there

Does she have nice feet?

a maximum of 14.8 gallons. So if he had a full tank, he'd have anywhere between 400 and 550.

If you catch the fugitive, they win. I thought Canada would know better

>yfw she punches him and the car flips over

Nigga sheeeit. This is top quality entertainment

I take it this is Fox's D team?

Want a 2

based
bashing the missus while cruising down the highway

SWAT team? oooooh the bench is coming to play

>getting a good look at her FEET

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>fly on the wall inside that vehicle

if that bitch distracts him at this speed its kino time baybee

hmmmmmmmm

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if the car doesn't crash what happens to it?
police auction?
would be neat owning a chase car

She needs to get her disgusting feet off the dash

anyone know the efficiency of an accord a 90mph?

only way he's lasted so far is light traffic and an absolutely retarded braindead route that keeps the cops from figuring out where he's headed

/pol/ is following this one, lotta anons in that chat if I had to guess

I really really should be focusing on my homework right now but holy shit this is engrossing

they impound it and after a certain time it'll get auctioned

there goes your internet privileges

Imagine getting a blowjob at this moment haha

this image board has 23 images and 234+ posts. thank you phone posters for improving this board PRIASE KEK you're so great thank you

what's the deal with the PUBG guy?

die faggot

>taking time to select images during a live chase
Nigga u stoopid

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>commiefornia

burn it all into the ground

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Shut up nerd

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As a pol poster, Yea Forums chasebowls>.

Not everything has to be politics dawg

this is truly the best sport
imagine having an entire city for chasebowl, like one of those abandoned chinese cities
bring back dangersports
shut up fag

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Busy watching the chase, retard.

I get the feeling that So Cal residents are so used to police chases that this is nothing more that a regular Wednesday night commute for them.

drive through when?
americans cant go for more than 3 hours without eating fast food

>not wanting more chaseb owls

youtube.com/watch?v=Wr9ie2J2690

BASED FROGS THIS IS WHAT THE BOARD NEEDS POST MORE FROGS

GAY FAGGOTS TOO SCARED TO POST FROGS

>pol stealing chase bowls
is there anything original on that shit board

She should start blowing him to distract him haha

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>The car is still running

Someone needs to stop the Japanese. This fuel efficiency is just profane

Ok :^)

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Without those chopper lights he would have a real chance to win

I know, that's why I'm here. Just telling him why the yt chat's so memey

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Dang I'll post more anime
t. phoneposter

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>You can't post images from your phone

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>wanting pol to ruin this thread
let them have their own thread

lmao 2 helicopter

Who will play them in the eventual miniseries?

>Ole's at the wheel

lazy fat sheriff lol

Pew pew bitch

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LMAO TBAT OTHER COP CAR LMAO

>It's the end of his shift

that honda has a little get up. might be a 6 cynlinder

HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? what a miss

>That accelaration

Slipstream boost

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hell yea random cop on patrol GOING ROGUE, SOMEONE GET THAT HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

So are people in LA used to these police chases where they don't freak when they're on the road and you have a chase coming up on your ass?

ON FOOT

patrol vehicle confirmed for evaded?

HE PARKED

THE MAD MAN

HE'S ON FOOT

HE'S RUNNING

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there he goes

OH SHIT HE RUNNIN

THIS IS NOW /T&F/

HE ACTUALLY PARKED PROPERLY LMAO

ON FOOT

here we go

OH SHIT

OUT THE CAR
HES OUT THE CAR

HOLY SHIT

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KIno

HOLY SHIT

DOES HE HAVE A GUN?

ON FOOT, ON FOOT
INTO THE 99 CENT STORE

We got a runner!

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99c PAY n SPRAY

HOLY FUCK

MAD MAN

99 CENT STORE HYPE

>that lady booking it with a stroller

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FUKKKKIN KINO

7/10 parking job desu

oh wow

hes gonna get fuckin shot

AH SHIT NOT THE 99 CENT STORE

Hostages?? Or did he get out in the rush? This is fucking hype

SHOOTOUT
H
O
O
T
O
U
T

This man went in to grab some snacks

Rolling for shootout

this fat fuck

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>Look at the fear on their faces
HOW CAN THEY TELL?

FUUUUUUUCK

>99c store bumping at 8:30
classic

nice of him to park correctly

oh shit lads this is some intense chasebowl

Nigga that was a flawless 9/11 parking job

I remember this mission from GTA

>everyone forced to leave the 99 cent store
poor people BTFO

HE'S NOT THERE AHHHHHHHHH

One of the better chasebowls of the past year. Last one that was this intense was the 2017 one where the suspect killed himself at the docks

did this nigga go inside the 99 cent store?

The absolute legend got away

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lmao they fucking lost him

>cops lost him
LEL

PRESS P FOR PASSENGER

He should have grabbed a janitor uniform or something and walked out with everyone else

Based boomer doing a proper parking job

Is she nekkid lmao?

This nigga brought an extra change of clothes ill bet

>no pigs with the woman yet

BRAVO LAPD

This dude actually managed to fucking escaped by running through a goddamn 99 cent store.

BASED
A
S
E
D

They're leaving the store, HE GOT AWAY

WHERE IS HE?

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DID THEY LOSE HIM?!

>that red car parking next to the suspect's car

LEL

HIGH IQ

REAL HUMAN BEAN

THEY GOT HIM

Police BTFO

Did he escape!?

IS HE GONE????

Damn he got got

THEY GOT HIM!!!

RIP

F

RIP

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

WE GOT EM

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oh no they got him :(

boring ending jesus fuck what a waste of time

RIP IN PIECES

GOTEM

>they got him

I didnt see shit

It's over

Fuck. Well that ended uneventfully

They got him, shows over.

BOOOOO

>pulling her underwear up

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT HIM

CHP VICTORY

Wait
Did this guy run into the store
Then run back out and straight into his car?

F

Thanks for a fun couple of hours, stranger

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shes dead

It's ogre, mad lad was trying to change and slip away

damn that was kino

He's a big guy

>tried the disguise
fuckin agent 47

At least she escaped the ordeal of her own Accord

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TROUBLING UPDATE

WOMAN GOT HEEM'D

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Is the hoe ded?

>unresponsive

OH SHIT

oh shit woman is fuckin kill

>she's unresponsive
Oh fuck

a 99c store!

That white car just parking there.
What the fuck?

booo

SHEEEEM SLEEEEPY

>she is kill
target down 47, good work

>Domestic terrorism
LOL FUCK OFF MATE

Not sports.

>obvious crime scene
>proceeds to park next to it
how normal is this shit for you seppos

AS GOD AS MY WITNESS
SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF

8/10 driver. He did his best. F

Why did he even flee in the first place?

kek

>RUNNING INTO A STORE CAN BE DOMESTIC TERRORISM
What the FUCK did this guy mean by that?

ABC DED

Add some more reddit memes to the filter

>stream ded

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damn he racked up so many charges

Wtf I love terrorists now

>no ambulance
bitch dead af

Chaseb owl wins again

Op stream still up

Fox 10 Phoenix is still going

ya seethe?

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thanks

yeah what the everloving fuck is that idiot talking about

fuck your dumb beaner ass carlos

ya boiling?

digits confirm

Not letting burgers shop into a 99c store is pure domestic terrorism

Don't run from pigs goyim!

What's a stringer?

We got a nightcrawler filming

She ded

So do all your 99c stores have clothing on sale too? Literally for a dollar?
Poundstores here don't

this
how DARE he get in the way of potential deals, totally unpatriotic

Holy fuck our cops are tremendously fat

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He's got 99 problems but a bitch aint one

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oh lawd

How seething is the cop who was leading the chase haha

>Vous
>Tu
>You

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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stringer aka nightcrawler, freelance filmers who sell their footage to news, they listen to blotters and arrive quickly, generally regarded as a pretty scummy job

really wanted the perp to sneak out of the store with everyone else after picking up a few bargains.

kek

I'm.still in awe about that parking job lads

carlos

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How fucking hard did she get HEEM'd

welp, she's fine

>purposely parks close to the other vehicle so emts can't get to her easily

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shes fucked up wew

THAT POOR WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN VERBALLY ABUSED FOR HOURS OVER SEVERAY JURISDICTIONS

Should get an accord next desu this convinced me

damn he heemed her

checked

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Bet my house she's fine but is"traumatized". Women

Lmao, is she a landwhale?

makes the fuel mileage on the Accord even more impressive

they usually go up to $10 in price

Shes American so yeah

It's been an honor lads. Till the next thread. thanks for letting this one stick

Lel, might need to go get a 7th Gen accord now

Then is not a real 99c store. I wpild sue

showed promise, there were a few highlights, ultimately disappointing.

Naw dude he was beating her ass earlier in the chase. Fox stream got a closeup of it.

user plz

as usual really
i remember one chase i saw that ended with the dude getting out of his car on the freeway and merced by the cops
need another one like that

Depends on the store. Last I checked Dollar Tree has at most $2 items but Dollar General goes up to $50

That was kino

he drove through a gate and into a park was pretty intense

uh, you forgot to turn off the stream, helicopter dude.

stay blessed, brotha

he might have lost, but this is the template to beat the police

if you had a second getaway vehicle at the store you could get out there in the crowd

My sides, any caps or timestamp?

Was that the one where the dude spun out into a fire hydrant and they unloaded a shit ton of lead on him.

i think i remember that one
they put a million rounds through his windshield

retards

anyone remember this one?
youtube.com/watch?v=I5DJ-05ZUKo

jesus christ