CAR @ WSH gamethread #3

Still will post my nuts with canes on them if we win. We will probably lose though

icings and offsides should be removed prove me wrong

Washington is nigger central, so yes.

The Wild would bootyblast both of these shit teams

Lets go canes

Imagine having one shot at life and being born a nigger. Poor Tom Wilson

dubs and i kill myself

youtube.com/watch?v=wcavJyFxOvg

NORTH CAROLIIIINA

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two pucks

Asshole meme magic is working

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>this is the team that won the cup last yr

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They only live in the NE and nowhere near the arena.

canes please win
for the memes

re-roll

*HONK HONK HONK*

any 919 canes fans in here?

I smell a Methcouver fan

here fren

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and a zamboni

Justin Williams activates『Mr. Game 7』with 1min to go to score the game winner for the Canes.

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Just got off the phone with Gary, he says that pitts-smelly will score in 2OT to win it.

Was there some sort of prophecy about 4 OTs?

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i don't think its my time

This game is going to 4OT and there is nothing you can do about it

I can’t watch right now. Did Tom Wilson fucked Aho up the ass like I was promised yet? I need to know if I should save my but for the replay or not.

Jerks about to score CAP THIS

reminder: if Canes win the following will be provided from user's to fulfill their meme promises

>ballsack pic with Canes written on it in sharpie
>butthole pic
>Canada asks his crush out
>pic of Mommy's feet
>user's dog or cat pic
>Bracketnon gets his balls/gooch waxed

go Canies

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>People actually unironically root for the captials
HAve you noticed that there are no captials fans in these threads? Its almost asif they are all bandwagoning cucks riding coattails of the stanely cup victiory

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LA has great crowds. They’re just really brown.

I will not post anything if the Caps win

If the caps dont score on that theres no way they win this game

not dubs and caps win

Only if you keep posting qts in their underwear

>THE CRAPS

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BLACK HOLE SUN
WONT YA COME

Just got home. Let me guess, craps fans have crying about refs all game as usual?

What's the drug of choice in North Carolina?
Are you guys a Meth state yet?

We are watching an intense game and not shitposting until breaks actually

This, for science

Do people want my dog or cat? Plz respond with your preference

i've liked the caps since they were in that HBO show with shittsburgh

"yes"

Just got off the phone with Gary. He says he's got a planned demolition of the arena where the arena will collapse and kill everyone in there. No team advances and Isles get a free ticket to the ECF.

Oshie is a massive faggot

>LETS GO CAPS
LETS GO CAPS
>LETS GO CAPS
LETS GO CAPS

>tfw just realized there is no game after this
kind of want OT

Canes win and I'll waste $200 on a jersey I'll never wear

nobody actually lines in Washington, they all commute from Virginia

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Hockey is my only drug

Oshie is alive!
Holy shit

black tar heroin

aint called the tar heels for nothin

@92297415
typical casual bait from someone in his first caps gamethread

Probably opiates but I'm too white to know anyone dying from that, so I'll say weed instead.

Actually refs have been pretty good this game so far

For me, it's Rod Brind'Amour.

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COME ON 'CANES

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Type of dog?

cat

nope. they are crying about their shitty goaltending

hmmm, think it's about time for a penalty

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>too smart to be engaged with a game you paid to see

who /virginia/ /dc/ /maryland/ here?

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WIN A FACKIN 'ERIES

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HOLY SHIT

Oh my
Asshole clenched

wew

Holy fuck what a monster save.

WHAT A SAVE JESUS

hory shet

how the fuck does that not go in

I will download Grindr and suck a dick with photo evidence of canes win. It ain’t happening.

My heart

I'm gonna have a fucking heart attack

WHOA GOAL LINE CLEARANCE

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HURRCANES ARE NOT WINNING THIS

THEY ARE SUCH A MASSIVE UNDERDOG THAT ITS NOT POSSIBLE

JERKALICIOUS SAVE

Husky

best save of the year??

Actual DC. MoCo shoo shoo.

Lol 6 men on is fine

Richmond reporting in

dougie should be benched so he doesn't fuck up in OT

What a fucking save jesus christ

I vote dog

Whew lad

Canes about to score in the last minute

I'm literally shaking rn baka

>another heart attack-inducing game

On a scale of 1 to RIP, how badly have these playoffs been for your heart so far anons?

The Bruins are the undisputed Kings of Too Many Men on The Ice

>all this banging on the glass
jesus christ

Dubs and we have 27 overtime periods, game finishes tomorrow night at around 11

Fuck the NBCSN announcers. No it fucking wasn't.

Do the Carolina Hurricanes do that gay "one state" shit that the Panthers do?

MCGINN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last digit is the number of OT

Underdog meme year tbqh

Why wasn't that blatant too much man called?

SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>mfw that diving save

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i wants yer trips

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This is boring.
Switching to the baseball game desu

Refs are even worse this game than last. Didn't think it was possible. Face cut wide open and bleeding that's fine no penalty

Wilson should've taken the shot

Based wiliams

Shits getting intense bros

>imagine voting cat over a husky

CANES WINNNNNNNNNNN

We’re going to OT, strap in lads

Even the announcers are bored

This. Huskies are beautiful animals. Cats are dicks.

Roselyn reporting but fuck the craps let’s go canes

Last 2 digits scores the OT winner

I said I wasn't going to drink today but I'm finna crack open a beer or two for OT

WHO SCORES IN OGRETIME?

>OT

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watch niggerball if you don't like it lad

>this game

Man I can’t take this stress

Williams needs to score the game winner.

wew

what a weird thing to be upset about

Second time I've got them tonight

Technically yes but they dont really try to market to south carolinians much.

No

who wants to bet that whoever scores first in OT is gonna win

I thought you had gone to sleep what happened you autist

EGGSDRA DIEM

This game has been back and forth and really exciting for like 2 1/2 periods wot

>that fucking dead silent arena
absolutely wew

>another overtime
my heart won't survive the second round fellas

>newfags not realizing that cats are the official animal of 4chins

we ogretime naow

Last digit is the number of goals in OT

based pekko jyrkki pekkolainen the frog poster

Gonna take a bhole shot rn

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I swear if that Ukrainian son of a bitch was right about this going to OT4 people are going to die

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So you can hit someone in the face with your stick? Cool didn't know

Also, shut up leaf

OFFICIAL DOG RANKINGS
1. Husky
2. Air Bud
3. Wishbone

Kuztnetsov scores in OT probably because my canes are shit in OT

Has "Mr. Game 7" done literally anything this game

Gonna call it for Mr Game Se7ev himself

Why is hockey so BASED lads?

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this is fucking intense bros

Dog

Based

Do either of these teams even have fans? I've never seen one on Yea Forums

Me and my dog need some hugs right now

EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

So here's the first pic of my husky because we went to OT, will post another if we win.

Picture might be fucked up, idk

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Save us pls Kuzy

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REEEE FUCK OT I HAVE WORK AT 5AM

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Based

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There's so few minorities involved

If my digit ends in odds, Caps win. If they end in evens, Canes win. Dubs and both teams lose and Gary has to play the entire Islanders team in round 2

have you ever owned a husky? heard they are an annoying bitch unless you run them for a 5k each day

CHANNEL ALL OF YOUR BO POWER, CANESBROS! >WE CAN FUCKING DO THIS!

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Fucking samsungs

>it's a "goal is scored in first two minutes and now you have a full beer with no more hockey to watch" episode

did you see any other teams' fans on Yea Forums?
we are just baiting and memeing

kuzy goal incoming
gonna close it out with another flapping bird man

Nice doggo fren

wew checked

better put on a pot of Juhla Mokka

What a boring ass game. Capitals are fucking trash. Ovechkin is a fucking pussy ass bitch reaves could kick his ass with ease.

Maybe next year we can meet in the finals again and see what's up. (Assuming refpuck doesnt sabotage us again)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COME ON
WE CAN DO THIS
WE'VE GOT THIS
PLEASE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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there's a couple but not really

most dogs can cope with the time you can give them. with active breeds it is good to take them on a couple 15-30 minute walks per day.

CAM ON CAPS SCORE SUM FACKIN GOALS

FIGHT
AND WIN

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I screencapped it. If canes win I will post a video of me jerking off to your video.

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Anyone else have that feeling the next goal wins it?

IMO the next goal is a big one

because the bad guys lose

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good doggo

Today isn't caturday lad

double based

Yes the Canes have always had fans and in /hoc/

Caps are just a disgusting bandwagon team

Cute doggo. Does it have a name?

last digit is how many goals are scored in OT

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He's a good boy. Only responds to Russian commands though because his original owner got deported

I think you'll do that regardless of the outcome

kek exactly, inb4 salty falseflaggers

anyone else want to propose pics to take if the Canes win?
Either because you are so sure that they won't win or because you're rooting for the Canes and want to deposit your own bit of influence of meme magic to meme the Canes to a win

we've got gentials, feet, animals, and someone is going to ask out their crush. lots of material to still work with.

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TAKE MY ENERGY

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Quads nice

Lel I hope this is true

Sorry, different autist

Come on fuckers kill the capitals already you pussies.

Trust me next time my golden knights get ahold of them there will be hell to pay.

TAKE WARNING, CAPS.

I swear to fucking god

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NANI?

Capitals = Reddit
Hurricanes = Yea Forums

>craps

>quads
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Is he the goodest boy?

>not downing it while spamming >team >team >team >team >team >team >team >team >team >team >team >team >team

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simple. I'll just have it chugged down before the handshake lines form

Even if we lose it is okay :)

The Canes never expected to get this far with how the season started. Regardless of what happens >we are gonna be real good next season

Because both teams had six men out at the same time.

is it true hockey fans are 6ft minimum?

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>twas 3 -1

Dunno it just is.

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CHECKED

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>my golden knights

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Win it for OSHIE!

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based Yea Forums poster

wut

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did she get it?

Mercury

Oh it is 100% true. The girl who owned him used to date my best friend too

>mfw ovechkin gets a minor penalty in ot and hurrcanes win it with a pp goal

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If the Canes win, will they do the Surge Dance in DC?

holy moly

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based multipuck has finally been implemented

90% are
marchand is short

>Movie about a dog that dies over and over while trying to protect a woman

I will quit my job

Doggo looks comfy as fuck watching hoc with the lads

Based

because its mostly whites

I mean he gets really distruaght when you leave him home alone but otherwise he is pretty fucking great. Better than my parent's dog, she's cute but a fucking mess.

how the fuck can our media be so BLACKED nowadays even fucking pokemon movie has a black ash, how is this possible

>on day 5 of a water fast
>TV keeps showing subway commercials

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If Caroliniggers win this, I will fly to Raleigh and murder every person I see

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I'll add you to the list if you mean it, and can somehow prove it.

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If canes win i will put a sharpie up my pooper

Based Dog Style Journo

That's what doggies do!

Post yfw the current state of this game as of right now.

Now hold on one sec there bucko

This was him earlier. Russian doggo likes himself some hockey

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I'll tell you this, the team that scores the next goal, will win the game.

Screen cap this

i hope all of them are scored by ovi

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>4 7s
>game 7
>4 wins needed to win the series
>6 goals will be scored but waved off
>leading to 4 OTs
>the 7th goal will actually be the winner
t. decipherer of codes

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FYI there's more Pens fans in Raleigh than Canes fans

my vegas knights

>Ovechkin 0 goals in 37 overtime games

how can he be a GOAT if he's such a choker?

just because it worked for the shorks doesnt mean it will work for the caps

*65th parallel north sending energy to Canes*

If canes win, i'll bitch about it on a korean cartoon imgbrd

if canes win i will pull the sharpie out of his pooper

>Metro shuts down in Washington in 45min
kek

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Please for the love of god do this.
I will be waiting for you at the terminal with a bullseye on my chest.

>spamming >team >team >team
>not posting a unique and cheeky one liner that makes it on the collage that you can easily recognize as your post

if canes win this ill go to bed and have some sleep finally

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I find your proposition dubious. Post a pic of the sharpie first.

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It's ya' boy, Jimmy Wang Yang here. Just reminding all of my Yea Forums fellers to eat BBQ, find yourselves a lady with DDs, and support the Canes, because I'm a REDNECK. GIDDY UP! YEEHAW!

Love, Yea Forums.

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youtu.be/LJpeZ0VD0fE

here we go again

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He’s a gud boi

Lads were gonna lose but this season has been amazing and my sharpie is still ready. Kuztnetsov goal calling it

kinda uneventful for a game 7 and ot tbqhwyfam

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>implying there are no free uber rides tonight

tbdesu i expected canes to get BTFO
this is a really good game 7
better than that boring laffs game

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based criminal initiating a car chase during intermission
youtube.com/watch?v=57_H-h6on5I

If the Canes win, I will do nothing out of the ordinary.

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If Canes win (they won't) I will cum into my mouth tonight

Im too drunk/lazy to rotate the pics but samsungs are annoying as fuck

get a load of Alan Turing here

Also more Blackhawks fans too. Plenty of Sabers fans and Devils fans.

You don’t know diddly

damn Jazz looks like THAT???

How many drunk white slags in DC will get molested by their paki Uber drivers after the game tonight?

>get free Uber
>get raped/robbed/killed

CHASEB OWL

if canes win i will beat off to this jew

اراده الله

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last i was there i went to a game and parked right next to the rink it was like $20 . fuck metro.

>tfw slowly falling for the foot meme

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Bracketnon's done it this time

>dc
>white

Be honest you will do that anyway

Cmon now

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thanks, bro

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7777 is double Oshie

If the Canes win I will sigh, turn off the TV, and go to bed.
Screencap this

*with a timestamp

This is true most of the time. There are outliers and most dogs are pretty adaptable in general but Huskies are working dogs and need lots of excercise. There are a ton of retards who live in places like LA and keep thier huskies in an apartment because they look cool.

T. Worked at a dog daycare for years

Of all the shitty larps promised I somehow believe this one

>gears of war
ok, im thinking this is based

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ubers to where? can you get to the suburbs? like fairfax or farther?

based! added

Courage.

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disgusting

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That is a hiliter, dummy.

cities south of the mason dixon line shouldnt have nhl franchises

Absolutely

>slowspeed chase

Oshie, Carlson, and Ovechkin are little BITCHES

If canes win I will stop tripfagging and post the password

I will be going swimming so won't be able to watch but the first few mniutes of ot but hope canes win it desu

with youtube chat, nice
where's the thread brah?

Gonna hold you to that.

If canes win I will post about it on the non-Yea Forums Yea Forums tab I have open

Overtime scares me

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Burn the coal, get no goals.

Praying for Washington to lose just to cause butthurt to the faggot who always spams this hideous skank

the only time DC has hot girls is when there's a caps game. I wonder where they all live

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Rate my dinner bros

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This gamethread is even more boring than this game. Later losers.

Im the guy who posted the husky and he is a workload but I love him. Gives me a good reason to wake up at 5:30 every morning for a walk and also to take him on a walk when I get home from work. I love it.

Let's go hurric/a/nes!

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is that animal style lads?

>not Wilson
You scared bro?

I imagine Alan May is rather rude to Pierre between the glass

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>mfw this will be over in a minute into ot

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>Amerifats

In their sugar daddy's apartments in Bethesda/Arlington

Neck and clavicle >>>>>>>feet

we've been lied to before

digimons for canes

If the caned win ill let my fiancee sit on my face

patrician tastes are refined and mature with age

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reminder.
if the canes win, every wildcard will have won their series.

Overrated garbage

Everyone channeling your energy to the Canes check in. DC here.

>low speed chase
Shant

islanderfag awaiting their next opponent, cool with overtime if it wears out the eventual winner

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Gross

Who shit on your fries?

Still a Sharpie and bigger than their markers.

evens - canes win, driver caught
odds - caps win, driver gets away

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sure love dry ass burgers

>Game 7
>Tied 3-3 meaning that the winning OT goal will be the game's 7th
>Canes are basically the 7 seed in the east
>7 is a dope number

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if the canes win i will cum on my TV screen

sloppy poo tomorrow / 10

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Give your energy to the Canes guys
\o/

I'm literally going to shit myself

based

He isn't the GOAT. Never was.
1. Gretzky
2. Lemieux
3. Orr
4. Howe
5. Jean Beliveau
6. Sidney Crosby
7. Mike Bossy
8. Patrick Roy
9. Jaromir Jagr
10. Paul Coffey

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>0
What did he mean by this?

>holtshit knocking his net off

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

are you gonna tongue drill her sewer pipe?

\o/

>he isnt the goat because he never moved to a stellar team and stuck around in the shitpile of DC until he won

what?

SHOULD BE A PENALTY FUCK THE REFS

\o/

Caps looks flat desu

fuck holtby

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Based responsible huskie owner

And lick it off?

PENALTY SHOT WTF REFS

Heh heh, sorry boys, I'm a bit of a Caine-iac

that was so close

Lol Jagr

DA LIST

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hold me lads

/hoc/ is ded so here

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reminder that /hoc/ runs Yea Forums

Islesfag here also. Go canes desu.

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Oh Oh Pressure, hit the net off

So is this the new thing now? Goalie facing pressure just fucking knock the net off to get a whistle?

FUCK OFF

>a goalie

>no Hulls
Nice garbo list youve got there

Yeah man

jesus christ we are getting dominated

Williams could totally take a dump on my chest if he wanted.

Hey! That’s cheating

\o/

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Name a more likeable team than the hurricanes.

Pro tip: You can't

Gotta brush him once every 2-3 days too, sheds like a motherfucker

caps look like hammered shit, just end the sufferi g

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>dmv

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holy shit

Based homer broadcasters

is paul coffee the guy that started tim hortons?

did ovi just horse collar a man

I'll buy Yea Forums from hiroshimoot

Government dollars hard at work

Blue jackets?

0 is an even number.

If canes get dubs I will win

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CHASEB OWL GETTING LIT LADS

>Islanders
>Teds
but go Canes

zero is the absence of quantity and is therefore neither even nor odd

\o/

As if there was any doubt

That's Teds to you

Penguins

Don’t bother responding to me flyover trash

Please win Canes let the meme cup happen. No favorites.

WTF I like the caines now....

FUCK RUSSIA

It stands for D.C., Maryland, and Virginia idiot

HC Davos

only according to bourbaki
we need to define N first

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Numbers ending in 0 are even
Posts are 8 digit numbers
0s are even

so they look like the Canes most of the first two periods

LET'S! GO! CANES! WOOOOO!

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I don't watch a lot of Caps games. What the fuck is up with those digital ads on the glass?

lmao he knows exactly what he's doing

Based refs doing it again lads

DMV is the local name for the DC/Maryland area, it doesn't mean the department of motor vehicles.

>he thinks pittsburgh isnt flyover

huh?

I NEED THIS SOURCE

Oh my...

That’s the joke.jpg

Most broadcasters do that

since you didn't know, glass is translucent

Its a /hoc/ get

Based Martinook

The next goal is going to be huge

the definition of an even number is that there is no remainder when it is divided by two. What is 0/2?

>holtshit still giving up brutal rebounds

imagine if Dougie gets the winner

>HONK HONK HONK*

smash these DC narcs

based finn prognosticator

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Kuztnetsov is gonna score cap this

Go back to /cric/ and suck some d*ck

Canes should have at least 2 pens already

i defined your mom last night KEK rekt

when did that happen?

I think it could decide the game

He doesn't deserve it at all

HERE IT COMES I CAN FEEL IT

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Who wins the series if they tie here?

big if huge

Wtf is this NBC play by play guy so low energy? He says something every 4 seconds instead of commenting the play

It's in OT, first to make a goal wins

Caps friends I'm scared

total goal differential decides it

Actually it's transparent.

I feel like I would have noticed this more often if that was the case.

If Caps win, it'll be a rare case of a goalie owing dinner to his team

Jagr is second on al time points even though he missed one season because of lockout and three seasons in Russia in which he would've been near 1.00 PPG
Bobby Hull was statpadding in the WHA
Every other NHL team.

>shots on goal: 8-0 canes
omfg, 6.5 minutes in

Are caps fans always this low energy?

GO C/a/NES!

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Carolina, away goals rule

soccer rules where away goals are worth 2

They are both out and the knights will advance

is this guy's name literally pesci?

omg just end this already im not even a fan of either team

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nah I think the canes can still come back if the caps score

Washington? More like washed up by a massive storm surge. haha, get it...?

boxing match in the middle of the rink between captains to determine winner

holtby was one of the only caps that didnt attend the white house

That's just our culture. We don't talk much, we mostly listen.

>fug
>not bangs
wew

Road goal tie breaker

>thinking there is a difference between the two

listen ya idiot are you talking about the geico sign that is BEHIND the glass ?

>libtard goaltending

thank god I'm not invested. this would be tense as hell

yes. literally fish. and he sucks

Why don't players just pick up the puck and carry it into the goal? That sounds like it'd be easier

Teds
Isles
Nucks
Hasb
Avs
Bloos
Stors
Yotes
Kitties

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>burger education

too much risk. they are trying to wear each other out.

Odds Canes Win
Even Caps Win

thats why they make the puck boiling hot

canes deserve it, but caps will win it because nothing is fair

It's 5:37 am here FFS

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rip in peace canes

>tackle the opposing goalie

Odds and I will get dubs

crowd just wake up from their siesta?

Based self-hating satan

>I feel like I would have noticed this more often if that was the case.
Then you don't see enough hockey m8

Bruh what just happened to Mrazek?

what if they played hockey on dry ice

double digits overrule

wtf you can just heem the goalie in this series?

Who are the good guys that remain in the playoffs?

doubles decide that canes have to win

LMAO this nigga checked the goalie and no whistle.

Dubs, canes win it

better luck next time

Did Mrazak get run over? wtf happened

stay classy and keep running goaltenders, caps

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT CALL THAT?

Let's Go Buncha's!!

>odd double digits
doubles confirm this wisdom

Self hatin' satan

Amazing it took 10 minutes in OT to get them to express themselves

teds, bloos

Capwinlol

>CRAPS

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baltimore niggas must have stole the whistles

tackling the goalie and no call?

horry shiiiiiiiit

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8vie

user DON'T FUCKING TELL THEM
YOU'LL RUIN THE SECRET

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It would be sublime(ation)

Why didn’t someone jump in and fight him for that?

Canes
Literally everyone but Boston and sharks

>In the blue paint and gets decked
>Good no call
Classic Milbury

Blues and Islanders

are you havinga good snack

Where do I find a fox girl like this?

reinforcement dubs for canes victory

refs too scared to whistle anything cause that will decide the game pretty much

grozny :C

92298725
>pic

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dubs and i fuck my gf when she gets home from work.

No, they keep changing, they're digital ads overlaid on the glass. We must be watching different networks. They're awful and annoying af

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Canes should have gotten a power play tbqh

OT mode. No time for that shit.

Can someone link a stream for the gamE???

That's the best hockey desu

Colorado, NY, Dallas, St. Louis...basically everybody except Boston

Japan

nicely done my friend

what the fuck is that lol you must be watching public broadcasting

oh damn dude this is really fucked up. im sorry.

they don't appear on the national broadcast it seems

This is game G

>you will never have her do anal because the crapitals lost.

The one behind the goal is the worst

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Dubs and I fuck your gf when she gets home from work

Islanders are >rags2 not quite sure how they’re the good guys desu

>tfw no one ever lead long enough to rev anything up

this better not end in a tie

Only if they win

Dubs and you fuck her at work

This isn't looking too good canesbros...

Become a Japanese salaryman, conform into your miserable lifestyle, and hope a foxgod magically appears in your miserable apartment to save your life.

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Switch to NBC-SN dude, not the washington network

Yeah it's a stream, apparently NBC sports Washington. Garbage station apparently, don't know how people would put up with this

Come on Eller...

DELAY OF GAME

Those only appear on the "local" broadcasters not the national

IT CANT

WORK SUCKS
I KNOW

big two points on the line for both teams

Dubs and I lose my virginity by the end of this year

OT should be sudden death.

bruins sharks cup imminent why even try here

Ovah the boards penalty?

>NBCSN isn't even showing the replay

t. Marx

Canes are getting FUCKED by the refs while they swallow their whistles

the big package of candy on the ice is already bad enough. their rink is truly cucked by corporations

Refpuck

REFPUCK

how is that not delay of game? it was textbook

THAT'S A DELAY OF GAME

NO QUESTION

100% should be delay of game.

she works in emergency operation room. she was in a surgery the other night of this dude that crashed his motorcycle. his dick got ripped in half and his testicles came out of the sack.

Oi that's a peno innit

Eller doing Eller things

I'm so sorry user

straight up trash officiating
t. neutral observer

>no delay of game

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>bostonwinslol
I’m tired of these episodes. The two recent ones sucked so much ass

Refpuck

>be caps
>run over goalie
>shoot puck out of play
>no penulties

wtf gary you want craps to win??

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Literally in what world isn't this refpuck

>wilson just takes out mrazek

Fuck off refs

>MRAZEK GETS RUN OVER
>NO CALL

>CLEAR DELAY OF GAME
>NO CALL

caps better not bitch about shit when they've been running mrazek all game and then they get NO delay of game for clearing ap uck over the glass in their own zone

God damn quad god chill

LOL Soccer refs at a hockey game.

This sport is trash. Defend this you fucking fags.

The NHL wont have any refs for round 2 after the shoddy performances all around in round 1

I think the refs might be cheering for the Caps lads.

Kuztnetsov will score

i understand swallowing the whistles but blatantly ignoring a delay of game really shouldn't ever happen

GG canes Gary couldn’t have all the bigmarkets btfo

>direct orders from gary
>refs stand down

Thanks bros, nbcsn is way better.

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stfu faggot

SCAAAAAARRR

shit is boring
someone score already

4-3 Caps (SO)
imo

If this goes on all night long, do they just take a break then for the night, or do they keep going nonstop until a goal happens or both teams are ded?

>canes dominate for 20 minutes n then one bad turnover gives caps win
incoming dubs

Who else /Raleigh/ here?

fuck you, 4ot kino

truth and cheked

>textbook delay of game
>wilson running into mrazek away from the play

Fuck this rigged game

Both of these teams are shit my yotes should've been in the playoffs instead

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lmao

go until it's over. OT3 is usually when the teams start eating during intermission.

I think we're gonna see a lot of assholes and balls with Canes written on them soon

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Canes could win this if they would just put bodies up front.

Ah shit

these refs are trash BUT canes haven't been able to convert on like 10 solid scoring chances TO BE FAIR

>gi
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the longest overtime ever lasted about 14 hours

checked

They do a shootout

I'm all about those light skin mixed girls with big round butts

Here bud

Yer boring old man

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SLLAAAAAAYYYYYYEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR

>game 7 ot at home
>2 shots on goal

keep going. look up longest games ever.
longest i have ever watched was 3 or 4 ots

Patriots would bootyblast both these shit teams

Based

Did I just see a dude with one of those green Blackhawks jerseys?

They'd have 4 minutes with a man up if the refs weren't shit

uh, dubs overrule ty

>don't call hand pass

longest i watched was >our kino 4ot win against the >stors

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Wilmington gang

dubs and winner takes the series

Longest for me was the one OT between the sharks and stars back in like 08 or 09. That was a long game nanny with a clutch

No you're just imagining things

song name?

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Someone score so I can go to bed

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S A N D S T O R M

I am going to kill myself tonight.

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Not in the playoffs

>reverse image search
>it's a tv show about an underage-looking fox girl who waits on a virgin hand and foot for no real reason
Wow, anime's gotten a lot more direct lately

I wish it would end in a LITERAL shootout

this isnt divegrass

I saw a 5ot pit/phi game back in the day. Dad said I didnt have to to bed until game wad over. Good times

canes pls win so we don't have to watch anymore games in this shit tier barn

>flag
Thought you'd be tired of shootouts by now

wew

It’s in DC, so this is possible

why no new bread?

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Both of these teams are going to get rekt by the Islanders, so why even try?

that save

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last digit is the # of overtimes

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>shot breaks the mask
Based boomer rippin bombs

*bangs on the glass*

Good luck with that fren

MRAZEK!

I hope he's ok.

>Ovi casually skating away from de Haan
Nice coverage

Based realistic get

they're all white males, so the demographics fit.

If Canes beat the caps, you guys think they will make it to the cup? Only other threatening teams rn are boston and blues

so sleepy i wanna die, fren

WHY IS THE CAPS ARENA SO QUIET
WTF

Yea I remember that game, good times.

With Finns you fan

WTF
beer league tier

youtube.com/watch?v=ZxgMGk9JPVA

jesus all these good looks must be deflating

fake fanbase

Ah-oh no

Swing and a miss

oh no

Their average fan is a has been pornstar

no one has watched a hockey game longer than 60 minutes in DC

PLEASE NO PASS TO AHO!

GUYS 2OT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE IT'S HAPPENING

...

RE

SPECT
WALK

Isles would sweep canes

>2 on 1
>Misses puck completely
>"pros"

The jews want the caps to win stan lee again, that's the big ruse

Whatever you say but the atmosphere is so great in that building. Winning the stanley cup made a huge difference. The caps fans used to be so quiet and indifferent.

If I get dubs then yes

Penis

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

...

P A N T E R A

It's DC. Half their fanbase are lobbyists who pretend to like sports so they can seem like regular people

pretty much this. I'm surprised it hasn't already happened

FUCK REFPUCK. FUCK WWE. FUCK BECKY LYNCH. FUCK THE CAPS DJ AND THEIR SIMP MUSIC.

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