I drank like 30 glasses of whiskey

>he's not an alcoholic
lmao at your life

You also forgot he only has sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction!

t. fellow chad who's had a bit too much tonight! :^)

(Sadly) I'm a high functioning alcoholic.

cheers for that mate

I don't know how you guys manage it. My hangovers are too terrible to drink every day.

Thanks mate, got another 10-15 years I reckon before my liver gives up. Almost time for work too so time to stop and have a drizzle here and there to keep the buzz going till noon.

Same here laddie. Cheers.
Drink Cutty Sark or Bombay. It's the quality of the liquor that matters, not the price. Both of these are cheap but they're quality so you don't get debilitating hangovers.

Don't people smell it on you at work? My dad used to be an alcoholic and he always reeked, whatever he did.

Just keep a tight schedule. Drink from after dinner til bedtime. Wake up, have a proper shower, have a light breakfast, brush your teeth well, and no one knows. I've been in this game for years and I'm actually progressing.

Drink Cutty Sark or Bombay. It's the quality of the liquor that matters, not the price. Both of these are cheap but they're quality so you don't get debilitating hangovers.

I don't think that's true. I don't drink garbage, and I drink clear liquors (Tanqueray and Russian Standard). Still feel absolutely wrecked. I'm 31 now, and it was much better when I was younger, so maybe it's just an inevitable process of aging.

Maybe, never got called out for it. I do my job good and go to work with public transport. Planning to work for another couple of years and drink myself to death in some 3rd world shithole.

Doesn't this involve drinking at work though? But I suppose your idea involves sobriety at work, and only drinking when off.

Yeah I'm sober at work but it's not really that difficult. Some days I have a few pints at lunch but my liver's so strong that it doesn't change anytying. I think the dinner to bedtime system is a good one.

only drinken a little wine mysel
it's a week day lads

I'm only 25 so I guess I've got that going for me. But I've spent my time sampling the different brands and I've drawn my lines on what's actually quality or not.

>Some days I have a few pints at lunch but my liver's so strong that it doesn't change anytying

Yeah, nobody would look twice at you here drinking at work. Maybe not in the USA either.

>Maybe, never got called out for it. I do my job good and go to work with public transport.

Fair enough. Maybe you can sober up though, if you want to. My dad sobered up after like 25 years of heavy alcoholism.

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I don't know how you manage Cutty Sark or any dark liquor, really. I've always stuck with the clear stuff. I think it has to do with congeners in the alcohol, of which dark liquor has more of. I am under the impression it's backed by science.

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>I'm such an alcoholic!

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based
look at the Le quirky vice I have

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>bedtime is a planned event

no u dint

>Planning to work for another couple of years and drink myself to death in some 3rd world shithole.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Orleans

>Planning to work for another couple of years and drink myself to death in some 3rd world shithole.
COME TO BERLIN *BANG BANG*

>TF
>TP

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I've had a decent amount of ether is ollie still at the wheel?

Bump

based alcohol keeps us all sane

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>first day at new work
>got shitcanned the night before, drank like 4 L of beer

i never understand how some people can drink beer as if it was water. i can drink a bottle of spirit in one go but give me more than two cans of beer and this shit starts bubbling in my stomach until it comes out of my mouth again.

>got absolutely plastered before working a smoothie juicer shift
>make everyone wrong orders but no one noticed because our shit is too cold and uses the same fucking sugary syrups and purees
>managed to actually enjoy conversation with the ugly hambeasts and autistic jewish guy who were also on my shift in the cafe
basé

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_the_Volcano

>I do my job good and go to work with public transport.
are you fucking driving people lmao

nah its yuro english. he means that he hops onto the bus and gets to work like this.