YANKEES V ANGELS GAMETHREAD

It isn’t fair, brad already throwing in the towel by having Bedrosian pitch. It’s about to start raining yankee bombs...

Fuck these late night games

the opener strategy was something discussed for a while in the angels forums i've read.

we have 2 good starters and 3 shit ones. why not give ourselves a chance instead of starting each game with a 5-0 deficit?

I like CC but he kind of looks like Shrek

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lots of flyballs this inning

Wow simba yanked one

I get the Riverdale Jeep commercials everytime there's a break and those guys are worse

Good grief, my dick is longer than her torso

Pena has figured it out.

nasty slider

Beltran works for the Yankees?

remember two months ago when Tyler Wade wasn't considered a "real outfielder" by the organization?

now he's fourth on the hierarchy

Keep swinging at sliders outside of the zone guys, maybe their pitcher will start feeling sorry for you and throw you a meatball

Somebody in that conditioning/medical department is getting fired, if they haven't been already.

he's a "special advisor" to Cashman

he's also apparently really good at spotting pitchers who are tipping, and fixed that in Paxton before our actual pitching coach even saw it kek

You know I've been doing some thinking, do we really want Stanton to return? Especially if he's taking up a roster spot from Clint Frasier or Mike Ford.

let's not get too crazy here

>lemahieu 4 for 41 since April 13th
this is like Didi's May slump from last year all over again

>Stanton never comes back
>We never have to hear that godawful Sterling call again
Think I might be able to live with it

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hear me out here, trade voit for Joey Gallo. imagine the dongs before responding

Yes

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Bean gleebs

>Voit: Can bench press his bodyweight one-handed
>Gallo: Probably doesn't even lift

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i have a deep distaste for high K high Dong hitters. we dont need any more of that shit, its a small miracle in itself that judge seems to be developing into a far more dynamic hitter

>me on the left

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Still it seems like a shame to have that stupidly short RF wall and not take advantage of it

I thought he was a mets fan

it's probably Judge's character more than anything else, he's always been about actively improving his game and diversifying himself as a player

there's a reason why he's the pseudo-captain now

Hey, that me in the top right corner

JUST

SIMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>captain crunch
>booze man

the best Dutch shortstop in the AL

>At Bat gives the Simmons HR a full minute ahead of the broadcast showing it
wtf, anyone else have this issue?

SIMBA roll me over like a lioness in a grass field!

>there's a reason why he's the pseudo-captain now
I thought it was just that he's the biggest and most famous guy on the team (probably the league too)

>Butterfingers Sanchez

"live" tv is never actually live you knnow

I'm pretty sure he is. All the famous jewish comedians are for some reason (Stewart, Seinfeld, David, etc.).

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Fucking Sabathia doesn't have it tonight. Get Harvey out there.

Looks like CC brought his family to LA for no reason

For once I get to do the ass fucking!

should the new yankees mascot be a giant hispanic man in a pinstriped hat selling loosies?

75% of the roster is white right now

a pinstriped empanada

Gardner putting CC on his back

No he's legit one of the leaders of the clubhouse and a very standup guy. When he comes up to the plate at home, the entire stadium gets up on their feet no matter what. I was at the game where he took the outfield for the first time after his wrist injury that sidelined him for like two months, and it was as if the whole place was in absolute euphoria, I was too. When he hit a home run in his first AB during last year's wild card, it was one of the loudest cheers I've ever heard at the new stadium. On the flipside, when he got injured this year, despite it being during a game the Yanks were winning handily, I've never seen the joy sucked out and the stadium go so ghostly silent so quickly. He has an effect that no one else on the team does.

The team's winning percentage drops like .200 when he's not in the lineup, everyone openly looks up to him and acknowledges him as a leader in the pressers, and when he got injured both times, you could see the sullen and distraught faces of the other Yanks in the pressers postgame.

We treat him like Angels fans would treat Mike Trout; no matter how bad he might be currently playing, no Yankee fan will ever badmouth him or demand he be traded, DFA'd, or sent down. This happens with no other player, and considering how belligerent Yankees fans can be, the fact that this is true is something very special.

hey aaron what's up

at least there's no no-no

ITT richfags

Why is CC cursing at himself?

DJ!

Don't fucking blow this pena.

there's no way they'll call that a HBP

Sanchez always gets these wrong.

I guess all the yankees fans went to bed

I'm up listening to music and watching the game. I don't miss full baseball games unless I'm fucked up big time

Warriors on.

>walking the 3 worst players in the lineup
what did he mean by this?

hahaha what

possibly habbening

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damn these New York RailRiders are a bunch of grinders aren't they?

why couldn't we have started off with buttrey. fucking hell brad

This having an opener is really going to fuck the Angels if this ends up going into extra innings

I knew it was too good to be true, it’s either the fucking relievers or closers.

not really. bedrosian is not even one of our top 3 relivers

never in doubt, bros

Tauchman!!!

BAAAAAAAAAAAASED GAAAAAAAAAANG

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Yeah, suck it Mexicans.

gg yaks, our manager is retarded and you will win 10-5

WHEN ARE YOU FAGGOTS GONNA REALIZE THAT THE YANKEES ARENT LOSING ANOTHER GAME THIS SEASON?

lol

is cashman's check about to clear

okay now this is meme shit

bush league

>umpballing your way out of a rally
pure class

9-5 yankees

Cmon, can we just take our ass fucking normally instead of finding a way to umpball out the inning.

just when I though wade couldn't suck any more

Imagine actually using Jew Tricks in a baseball game

>Trout, a white man, uses pure skill, honor, athleticism and baseball acumen to make a diamond play
>SImmons, a negroid, uses underhanded trickery reserved for the Major League movies to weasel out of a rally
rmyt

time for the bullpen to give it up right back again, right

we know this episode

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anyone watch /hoc/ tonight?

Yeah shit was tight, glad the Capitals lost so we get a new champ

You're new to baseball. I recommend silence.

alri alri alri

You gonna let this bitch nigga talk to you like that? Show you’re drunken ballgame fight face.

t. alejandro

To my fellow yankee-jets bros

who do you want the jets to do tomorrow im ok with bosa williams or even trading down if its a good deal

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BASED janny taking out the trash
draft DB

>yankee-jets

That's kind of rare. People are usually Yankees-Giants and Mets-Jets.

leaning toward a good safety/corner. but that's my selfish thing because I love those positions and rate them higher than most on defense. idk what gase will chose since he's offensive minded but at the same time I can't complain because I've been wanting a offensive type coach for fucking years so here I am

Yankees-Jets actually makes a lot of sense because both teams' rivals are Boston-based

hmm yess
but it was the GIANTS that stopped bostonians from having 7 rings whereas the jets regularly get shitstomped by tim bardley

pls no extras

this. I have an important job to show up to early in the morning. idk if I can do it, bros

I have to work on my thesis

damn they're letting buttrey still pitch. robles should come in soon

nearly sock manned

fuck that would've scored Tauchman

that go zone thing for stealing bases technology is based as fuck.

AYY LEMEHIEU

DJ!!!

gg yaks

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What the hell is wrong with these bastards? It was 5-0 to their AAA team.

based david john cancels extra innings

What a dull comeback, the Dodgers and Cubs game was more intense. This just watching the Angels fall apart.

gg yaks hope you enjoyed 9/11

TROUT LMFAO

you realize you still have to bat right?

Did anyone forget that he CHOKED his girlfriend then fired eight shots from a GUN?

Rather than giving this guy millions of dollars to throw a ball he should be in jail like the psychopath he is. I've been a Yankee fan my whole life but I'm very disappointed to see them acquire him. There are things bigger than the game and I cannot root for the Yankees if they condone this.

The Dodgers made a smart and ethical decision in passing him up. It hurts me to do, but I have thrown out all my Yankee gear and decided to become a Red Sox or Mets fan (whichever one does better this year)

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This is the night for La Stella to get a home run off Chapman.

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Based

pls no chappy's wild ride tonight

time to attempt a rally but come up short again

PINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IN COMING LA STELLA WALK OFF

or catchers interference.

I miss Mo

Fug, I remember when La Stella was clutch.

holy shit that was a hanger

we all do

>playing mvp 2005 with mo
>throw 8 shutout innings with moose then 9 straight cutters to close it out

Yankees win!

Thuhhhhhhhhhhh Yankees win!

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YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES. WIN!

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this team is just so bad

GG

the new york literal who's do it again

gg angles

HAHAHAHA
Good series

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based

imagine not having double digit wins. can't be me

TEN MORE YEARS TROUT
twitter.com/joey52800/status/1116892101067911168?s=21

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>digits of the devil

Trout has been in the league nine years. He has played in a total of three post season games. His 2019 Angels are a trainwreck destined for their fourth-straight sub-.500 season.

Will Trout be the greatest baseball player to never play in a World Series?

yep, Frazier's on the IL

this is all cashman’s fault for saying too many outfielders now everyone is dead

>tfw the Scranton Railriders win the AL East