CAR @ WSH gamethread #2

LOL no you must feel like a giant faggot ahahahaha

t. changed the channel when the pats were down 28-3

thanks for the nailbiting analysis Don

Any canes fans in?
Would you be willing to get killed like Pavelski as long as canes score 4 in pp?

name a more filling food than curry
protip: you shan't

stayed up just to watch the handshake line and ending up seeing the greatest collapse since last week

It's West coast hockey, it's like trying to watch the Pac 12 games during football season. Just catch the highlights in the morning.

almost. I never thought the shorks would come back, but I stayed in case they heemed someone

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fuck that i'd love to have your timezone and get comfy night games, right now i miss all the early games because of work

we wasted our Pavelski on game 3

beer and mcdonalds

Indian food is nothing but spicy meatless goo. It's terrible, and you're terrible for liking it. Literally consider suicide before I murder you.

(OK lad maybe that's an overreaction on my part, by I stand by my basic point).

I ride with my niggas and die with my niggas.

that's like the 3rd time i've looked up and mrazek is facing backwards in his net

I fell asleep first intermission lmao

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wow great analysis

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talking about japanese curry tho and it's sugoi

i would not ride or die with any black skinned folk

Could this lead be accurately described as dangerous?

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thanks

what are you drinking lads?
rolling rock for me right now

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Why are you pretending to be me?

I’d love to have your time zone when all the games end by 10 pm so I can go to bed early

idk might need a few more webms of the jewess before i can decide

okay boomer

Hey /hoc/ I'm back from my vacation

me 2nd from the left

>bought my little brother a Smith-Pelly caps shirt

pinapple juice

I believe some people might even think of it as the most dangerous.

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This makes no sense. Any food is filling if you eat enough. Vegetables are the most filling for low calories and proteins are the most satiating.

>i would not ride or die with any black skinned folk

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Ouch, probably worse too because you are stuck with all the early morning European posters on /hoc/

have the canes had ANY offensive zone pressure in this entire game yet? lmao

wtf bros who is martinook and is he a massive goon? he's hurt two players since the last commercial break

Imagine getting walked on by Ovie lmao

based ovi memeing all over the zoomers

What’s he thinking right now?

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golden nites' tears

I'm talking about sticking to your ribs kind of grub, not being literal
I eat a bowl of curry and feel like I'll be full for the next 48 hours

you're just jealous of our culture

how rude, Orpik is a senior sitizen!

some swedish lager

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Not everyone can be a NEET

>where's my block of cheese?
>oh right, i'm holding it

Ovi absolutely putting on a clinic lads

i work just the same as anyone faggot, never go to bed before midnight and get 7 hours

water

Canes are such fucking goons. Have gotten away with like 3 penalties so far

Come on Canes. Don't let the bad guys win.

Forgot to get beer between periods lads. What should I get after this period?

this guy has a weird ethnic background
guess but no google

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... yeah.

I did. Big time regrets

drank too much beer yesterday so I'm abstaining today : )

>do these skinny jeans look good on me?

kek yes, i have to admit i am

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cheapest swill you can find, like a true patrician

based water poster

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

stephenson has looked real good lads

hurricanes got them right where they want them

Sex tourism makes some interesting people

Anime in

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i wasn't commentating on the games faggot, just saying night-time is comfy
lrn2context

Does Don Cherry still hate the Hurricanes?

rather the bad guys than reddit's guys

honk honk hoonk

must win for canes tbqh

Christ the Caps arena is fucking dead compared to the Bruins and Shorks last night

Based rolling rock

big two points up for grabs

it's because the whalers used to play in boston

I'm quickly getting to the point where I just hope >we don't get shutout again

German/Filipino

every rational hockey fan hates them

0-2 is the final score
wanna bet

the meme teams have also had the best crowds, these playoffs are fucked

don can't remember what he said a week ago, so who knows?

these streams are actually pretty funny, best when they fight each other
actual subhuman intelligence i swear

>caps “fans”

AHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>caps PP

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UH OH

kek

AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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TOP KEK

SHORTY

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

how do i delete this post
kek
what a bunch of retards those caps

ruh roh

SSSCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
A H O

>1. dunking double stuf oreos in milk by hand
>2. twisting double stuf oreos apart to make quadruple stuf
>3. double stuf oreos plain
>4. mini oreos when you were a kid
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>10. twisting regular oreos apart to make double stuf (just buy the double stuf you fag)
>11. mini oreos now (probably into pedo stuff)
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>99. regular oreos (are you poor or just retarded?)
>100. the most stuf oreos (have fun with diabetes)
>200. any oreos dunked in milk with a fork (just get your fingers wet you pussy)
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>1001. uh-oh oreos (almost as much of a mistake as you were)
>2000. 100-calorie oreos (fat girls eat 6 of these at a time)
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>5000. oreo thins (purposefully buying a worse version of just the cookie part)
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>9001. literally any special release or holiday flavor (you're literally the scum of the earth)

A SHORTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wut

OHNONONONO

OH NONONONONOONONONONONNOONONONONONONONOONONONO

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

WE GOT A GAME

wanted to place a cheeky 500 on this game so I went to consult my Ouija board on the outcome but I don't think there are any spirits in my house currently because the triangle wouldn't move.

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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>THAT FUCKING REBOUND
>HOLTSH1T

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was that elite goaltending?

>holtby just throws it to him

WHOEVER LET IN THAT GOAL YOUR MOMS AHO

>craps

YA CAROLINA SCORED SUM FAKIN GOALS
>sad organ music

Here we go lads.

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C O L L A P S E
O
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S
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>HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY >HOLTBY

b-baka gol

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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Hawaii

FINNA

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>AHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOO

>craps

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ok this is epic

I can't tell if the NBCSN announcers are dead as fuck, the crowd is dead as fuck, or what but this feels so lifeless compared to regular season hockey despite being way more intense on the ice itself.

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ELITE pp from the caps

THE 4OT PROPHECY IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>2009 was 10 years ago
feels bad man

No. That rebound was juicier than a 40oz medium rare steak.

>German/Filipino
Never seen that one before. Dad went a little too crazy on vacation?

>ever doubting the canes

mostly the garbage announcers but yeah the crowd is completely dead too

When do the Canes get their 5 minute major Gary-a-thon penalty?

Anything over regular stuff is for gay homos. Why do you want so much white cream in your mouth, user?

When will the Caps finally sign a decent goalie?

caps home crowd suck huge dong

It is the fucking worst. I miss John and Tripp.

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>craps

color commentors should be guys like cherry. 60+ spent their entire life in hockey, preferably touched with the early stages of alzheimers.

Caps/Nats/Wizards crowds are always oddly dead, not really sure why.

>It was 2-0

It sucks having to watch American broadcasts

>my shitpost was lost in the deluge of SKAARRRRRRRRS so I won't get a (You) for it

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im so fucking lonely lads what to do?

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Late phoneposting but SSSCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

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he's 6'3, too tall for flip

I think people are nervous because they know what can happen to 0-x leads, especially after what happened to VGK and TB.

FUCK OFF AMBER ALERT
>bakersfield

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this is no longer up for debate, the committee has decided upon this matter and just wanted to provide you with objective facts, please readjust your views accordingly

kenny albert sucks ass, it is insane that he has a full time job in broadcasting for several decades just because his dad said "YES" in basketball games. smush eyed fivehead fuck

yeah even randorf manages to be exciting even if his voice is annoying as fuck

Caps responded well and didn't implode. Still getting a lot of good lucks and a lot of zone time. They'll get another.

Aho looking like Elliot Roger

Had a dream I was in Brampton last night

have you faggots watched the previous game in carolina? the building was loud as fuck. or last night shork's game?

the crowd is dead af
perhaps due to clenched assholes, but sharks and bruins were still way louder in the same situation

who /nofap until your team hoists the cup or is eliminated/ here?

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Did you dream in Punjabi

CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS

SUNBELT BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OH HO HO
NOT SO FAST RANDY

>we're playing like crap right now

At least Rod's honest

listen to radio
player.listenlive.co/41281/
helps if you can pause tv to sync it
it was edp

>CANES IN CHARGE OF MOMENTUM

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KUZ HAS AWAKENED

SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

and? we're talking about washington's crowd you mongoloid, and the announcers

I gotchu

HOWEVER

KUZYA

FINALLY DID SOMETHING

KUZYA

canes' home games are always loud af

is he back?

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>RELOCATIONS

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Yes the broadcasters aren't great and they have that faggot Pierre between the benches.

>says the leaf

SSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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BIRDMAN SIGHTING

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>tfw it was an EDP and Bulju tag team effort

Good idea. I am now.

>tfw been nofap for 12 seconds and I'm going insane

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WHY DIDN'T HE FLAP HIS ARMS?

I will only edge until the Canes have a second stanley cup.

It's a DC sports thing in general. We watch intently instead of cheering loudly.

holy based

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boy it would be a shame for a team to hire him and take him away from broadcasts...

>niggerlina

Young Alison Brie was so ridiculously hot

>a grown man called dougie

Fuck this shit, going to bed

no you are not. you fags started generalizing about american broadcasts.

>mrazek

>it was 3-1

Nats broadcast just has god awful crowd mics on MASN

FINALLY KUZY IS NOT CONCUSSED
>SCAAAAARRRR

no you're not, not after last night

A TEST THAT JEFF
FAILED MISERABLY

>it was 0-0

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What a cringy ad for a fucking ugly oversized SUV for women

Kentucky fried waffles anyone?

>the absolute state of >our defensemen

At which point is the score set to 0-0?
When the game starts? What is the score 30 min before the game? NaN?

Literally kfc twice in a row, nbc shillin for that chicken

simply outclassed, sad because i was hoping for more meme games

>you'll never be a little girl whose first sexual experience is edp kissing and bulju licking your pussy

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I'm watching this game cazzy and I literally missed the canes goal, this arena is so boring

canes were fucked offensively with their injuries unfortunately

And flash your tits when your team carries the cup

cAmon, Oltby, stop sam facking goals!

NEVER FUCKING MIND, BASED FINN

here ya go

TEE JAY OSHIE
*clap clap clapclapclap*

There was a fucking trip but ok

is the arena supposed to get loud for the away team's goals?

>holt2y

CANES HANGING AROUND

L E L
E
L

SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

JERKS ARE BACK BABY

that is a goal scorer's fucking goal lads

based, glad to be wrong
with finns you win

Cmon canes tie it up

IT WAS 3-1

>CRAPS

GARYYYY NOOOOOO

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFACE

TEUVO TIME

>it was 2-0
>it was 3-1

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EAT MY FUCKING ASSHOLE, CRAPS. FUCK THESE ANNOUNCERS.

Fucks sake as soon as I tune in
I'm out
Not jinxing the Caps

with finns you ___

inb4 ovie scores immediately

Its supposed to be 2-2 but ok

really wild to think this is a stanley cup winning goaler

>laffs

This is why Wash fans are so quiet right now

AHA AHO

dare I say, this game is developing a pulse?

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hnnnggggggggg

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Slip on a key 2-on-1 and waste the potential to tie a Game 7

violin

You could see that goal coming from literally a mile away.

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No but it should suck the air out of it in shock or disappointment. Like what happened just now

win

caps embellishing every trip lmao

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with finns you win

maybe someone leaked the script of them choking

Winning cups with a goalie like Holtby is like going to a prom party with a retarded cousin from out of town because your mom asked you to babysit him and he is tagging along.

stop the bloodeh rubba disc ya fookin farrie!!

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experience autism

Underrated

>crowd isn't even alive enough to boo

That and the players were reactions were so based

who the fuck are these low energy announcers?

Washington ice is shit

tin

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you use lots of vaseline

SCAR

it is not a latin american soccer game

that's a man, baby

I'd hoist and kiss her if you know what I mean.

What did they use as a puck when hockey was first invented?

No that's fine, just smash him in the face with a high stick, its cool

canes are goons

>blading in hockey
woooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Even if >we win tonight, the Canes are so hurt I can't see them making it past the second round.

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>fake tits

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Based

frozen shit, no joke

I'd let my dog eat out of it if you catch my drift

Tom Wilson looks like a Hemsworth brother.

>e pic

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a wood puck (maple)

KILLING IN THE NAME OF

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Are Aho and Teräväinen actually elite?

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At this rate the Canes are gonna win the game tbqh

SOME OF THOSE THAT WORK FORCES
ARE THE SAME THAT BURN CROSSES

I'd pass her around, having my friends take turns with her if you know what I mean.

yeah and the team which loses might have to start thinking about next season.

>Wilson
>DSP
>Ovi slashing everything that moves
Okay bud.

im hungry, maybe an intermission food run is in order

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I predict the team with the most goals will win this game

more of a can't lose scenario for them both imho

Kiling in the name of is still the only song i bang my head to, and im 30 years old. Cringe as fuck

there's no way those are fake my guy

dubs say game goes to 4OT

canes are retard goons

>know you do what they told you

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reroll

caps are goons

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quads for bulju

>Wilson the shit-stirrer
>Ovechkin starts beating the shit out of people
>"canes are goons"

That ain't it chief

digits final score
odds caps
even canes

caps win in OT on an obviously miscalled major penalty

>Wilson leaves his feet to hit someone in the head
>wtf fucking canes

>what is a push up bra

come on Chang.

t. novice

boy al oxxo, kieren algo?

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Dubs and canes win in 2OT

Those aren't fake. Push up bras make all boobs look like that by design.

>someone would get fake tits that small
dude it's a pushup

cheeseburgers?

your basic point is terrible.
>meatless goo
i love curry and have literally never had a vegetarian one. stop judging a nation's food based on the slop they sell in the frozen hipster food aisle of your local grocery store.

it's a corset, those do a lot of lifting and separating
there's some padding too

>>someone would get fake tits that small
some do, especially old ladies like the one in the image

baka anime poster

>american handegg

Who cares?

Cum on Canes yous can do this

good idea think i will
>a mans gotta eat

Biggie BAG

Digits and caps choke in the last minutes of the 3rd 4-3

I'm having that type of hangover where your anxiety is really bad and I just imagined the process of slicing breasts open and inserting silicone under the flaps and it's really gross.

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they're right aren't they? i really should kill myself.

FUCK YOU, I WON'T TO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU, I WON'T TO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU, I WON'T TO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU, I WON'T TO WHAT YOU TELL ME

MOTHER FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I JUST GOT HOME! WHO FUCKING Yea ForumsHO HERE? FUCK THE CRAPS!

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Cash back match peopleeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! xD so quirky

>Benny and the Jets
heh

what's she gonna do with that banana

>with jordan in 5,4
lol

Dubs and dubsposters are all gay

thinking up a gross tweet about his wife's nasty asshole

canadian?

why are we obsessed with some boreball player now?

Why do they play the same fucking commercials during every single NHL game?

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Bend over

please remember to keep your images on topic by photoshopping a team logo onto her clothes

Dubs and I get no dubs

this post brought to you by the Ram 1500

>Mr Game 7
>been invisible for the entirety of game 7

What is the appeal of her?

She can have my banana desu

Oltbeh, how bout some propah tendin', ya daft coont??
me fatha bet me house on ya muppets, he did!!

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Dubs and the Cane's win it in OT

Singles and I toke lmao

IT'S CASH BACK MATCH PEEEEEEEOPLLLLLLLLLE

>out watching the game with other people
>can only check my phone every now and then
I have no idea what the fuck has been going on in these gamethreads.
Seems like a meme and a half.

wow it worked

PROBABLY GONNA TRY AND FUCK IT, MY GUY. SHE IS VERY DUMB.

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dubs and I'm the King of Dubs and no one else can get dubs because I preside over all things dub-natured and am keeping them to my self

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Sponsored by DISCOVER Card, the official credit card of the NHL.

Why do people like her

based and ganjapilled

dubs and final score will be 6-4

serious question: how long until they erect a tent around Don Cherry and put him out of his misery?

you are missing a lot being a faggot watching games with other people instead of shitposting with your sp buddies

ok

Go visit the mustard tiger.

dubs confirm the taylor swift threesome story

WHO WINS

I think it's 99% just for the pun from the name.

l-lewd

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how he could be a bigger waste of oxygen than ridiculing retarded americans while being a retarded american. no one needs a live demo of an infinite loop.

based grapes will live to be 120

6-4 would be Away-Home wouldn't it?

to who?

Canes 6 caps 4

The canes senpai

I TRIED, BUT I SPENT OVER AN HOUR IN GIMP AND FAILED HARD BECAUSE I AM ALSO AN AHO.

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Give it to you in the hospital

No way he can wait that long to see Rose again.

GO CANES GO

dubs and its canes win

hol up what?

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check these numbers for score @ end of regulation

I'm not crazy I'm just a little un well

Stacy, can I come over after school?
We can hang around by the pool
Did your mom get back from her business trip?
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip?

You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now
Baby, can't you see?

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want
And I've waited for so long
Stacy, can't you see?
You're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but
I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Dubs and caps not win

Dubs and Canes win 6-4

AND I DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME

>A commercial with Toronto players

Holy fucking lmao

apparently two dudes on the blackhawks double-teamed taylor swift

trips and caps allow 9

dubs and canes win 9-3

>to who?

to the winner

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Digits and caps lose

:^)
based

>Commercial with Devils players

kek

Thatd be nice

dubs and this goes to 3OT

A fudge packer is the "one who packs the fudge of all those, and those only, who do not pack their own fudge". The question is, does the fudge packer pack his own fudge?

Bad guys lose again

dubs and 30T Caps win 9-3

Lord jesus christ give mr game 7 the strength to win this game.

Oh shit

Based

>don cherry was right about you jerks

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Dubs and Caps win and get swept round 2

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!!

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I want to see some triple fudge packers fight off some amys

dubs and i get dubs

lol

stacy's mom has got a big dong
it's all I want and I saw it's so long
Stacy can't you see, I want to drink its pee
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with her big dong

dubs and this post is dubs

it is written

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dubs confirm that caps lose

You you got what I need
But you say let's just be friends
Oh baby you

based and dubs and canes advance to the second round

dubs canes win by 9

singles and we all get laid

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Scccccarrrrrrrr tie game boys

What the corporations don't want you to know is that Lysol is actually bug spray.

OH NO NO NO NO

OH NO NO NO

>It was 3-1

OH SHI

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OH NO NO NO NO

CANES SCAAAAAAAAR

FUCKING YESSSSS, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

>stall promised a comeback

BASED

>HOLTSH3T
OHNONONONONONONOONONONONONONO

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SSSSCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

>craps
>holt3y

lmao this fucking goalie again
it is so futile

dubs and this post is trips

dubs and holtby dies at 14:05

THE STATE OF FUCKING CRAPITALS, HOLY FUCK

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>IT WAS 3-1

BASED STAAL

JORDAN DOING RIGHT BY HIS BROTHER

FUCK MARC

Oh man oh man oh man

This game's scoring is eerily similar to the series as a whole so far.

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OH
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO

jeeze louise boys

FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT I NEVER LIKED HOCKEY ANYWAY STAY POOR REST OF AMERICA DC STRONG

CANES user, PREPARE THAT ASSHOLE

why is holtsh3t so shit lads

This fucking game

IT'S HABBENING

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PLEASE GOD GIVE US A TRUE MEME GAME

FUCK THE CRAPS! THIS IS NOT OVER. BELIEVE IN THE C/a/NES!

Well it's over

Ah vintage Loltby

Holtby back to his preCup game 7 form I see

SSSSSSSS
CCCCCCCCCC
AAAAAAAAAAAA
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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now watch mrazek choke this again

imagine if they had a decent a goalie
they'd be winning stanley cups every year

HOLTBY is way off this game

Imagine the Reddit posting if the caps lose this

The rule of threes is a popular composition trick in visual art for a reason

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CANES

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if you say so....

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Can the hurrishits pull this off lads?

If we win this game I'll write canes on my balls and post it

>one team is gay
>other is a band of niggers
bit conflicted on who should win

>this crowd
absolutely disgusting

FUCK THE CAPS! LET'S FUCKING GET IT!

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>craps give up a goal
>wilson goes headhunting

WASHINGTON CROWD IS LEAVING

\o/

Oltbeh, worff evree penny, la

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Despite your offer, I still want the Canes to win.

Screencapped

Holeby is so out of his element

it's all straight white men playing tho

OHNONONONONNONONON

If the canes win this ill post my mom's feet

If canes win I will unironically get my balls waxed

CMON CAPS

FUCKIN CMON

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announcer chimping out

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i sure hope the caps win

Don't Let me down Hurricanes.
Take my energy.

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I'll personally buy everybody in this thread Chick-Fil-A if Canes win

>HONK
>HONK
>HONK
LETS GO JAPS

someone bait Wilson into a 5 minute major

so we have this, and the other user who's going to post his asshole if they win

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so we got a butthole pic and ballsack pic incoming if the Canes win.

Any other Cane fans want to make proposals? You have to make your own meme magic.

Lmao at hagelin
>mad at the net

if canes win I'll ask my crush out

we believe you, no need to post proofs.

>canes could win

Lets go Canes :)

Also, I'm taking that bartender from Briar Creek home tonight lads

Why do you have pics of them feet lad?

Dubs confirmed

did that guy not know the net was there?

>man named dougie
>straight

>russians
>white

mrazek tactical as fuck

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witnessed

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You can do this!

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No one needs to bait him, he'll chimp out on his own.

if canes win i will post my grocery bill

dubs and you do it anyways

Ill post a picture of my dog or cat, whichever people want more

>canes

I'm stunned... and shocked

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LET'S GO ZOOMERS

We're a Bojangles state you cunt.

Can you get more nuggets? I need them for my 10th dinner.
Oh and GO CANES!

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If canes win I'll say it. I'll say the n word

he doesn't yet. things gonna get weird.

if canes win i will get dubs

So everyone is cheering for the Canes right?

>ballsack pic with Canes written on it
>butthole pic
>Canada asks his crush out
>pic of Mommy's feet
>user's dog or cat pic

gonna be quite the collection if the Canes pull it off

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>People actually doubted the Canes

yes

Get that asshole ready boi

>BBQ sauce
Pathetic.

gonna need more sauce mate

>white house NHL victors dinner

What part of the Carolinas are you lads from?

singles and she says yes

imagine the smell

Get Cook Out or Biscuitville and maybe we'll talk

Canes are objectively the good guys in this series

You missed one

just buy me dominos lad

shit team god tier goalie >>>>> great team shit goalie

if canes win i will go for a big pee

Cookout isn't even close to as good as chickfila.

This user delivered, you all better deliver

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You can just venmo me $6 I promise to get chic fil a

Greensboroshire, Guilfordville here

Triangle boi here

>craps
>great team

Could you be anymore of a pleb

don't eat bigot chicken fella

what was it?

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>Canes tie it up
>Game becomes low energy
fuuucck

if canes win i post lewds

Hell yeahs

They are a great team

Holtby needs his fucking glasses, the blind cunt

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That's a stolen image

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>zoomers
>good guys

Columbia

Clt 704 knockin at your door

Can't beat the amount of food for the price though, especially when you consider how good it is.

>cannon off center
god that's infuriating

butterfinger in ass if the game goes to ot

No one wants to fuck up now so no one is pushing

asscanon

battery is a misdemeanor?

Moore County but currently in Los Angeles.

Canes win and I will buy any one item at kroger that /hoc/ chooses

Complaining should be a penalty

I'll get my balls/gooch waxed

better not be the repost from a year or two ago after that one football game, but added

tfw no bunch of jerks shirt to wear into my DC firm tomorrow

someone poast tummies

we need a pavelski incident in this game

Thrashers are the Jests now la.

ok hitler

That's a very silent arena. Are they playing on a neutral site? Surely a home team would have louder support

>caps fans

Why?
We've already seen Holtmeme choke

k added

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Next

Wasn't there some sort of prophecy about 4 OTs?

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sorry but canes aint winning this

craps have too much experience and a bigger core

t. not a craps fan

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Make a new thread

craps are stepping up their game
they will open up and canes will score

Caps look like trash this whole period.

You alright there m8?

/c/OLORS FOR THE /c/ANES!

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i lived in southern pines for a while last year. great golf down there.

>when you want to get down... down the ground..
>she alright, she's alright, she's alright....

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>that wasn't a penalty

Lol okay

HOLEBY HOLEBY

compiling is hard work

CANES CANES CANES

canes look pathetic
it is only even because of holtby

I go to Bucknell but from Raleigh

Remember to give your eyes a screen break

neutral here. It's not looking good for the caps IMO

Agree, they look like garbage.

wheres justin williams

Born in High Point, grew up in Walkertown & Kernersville, went to school in Greensboro. Live in Atlanta now, though. Really miss the bbq.

GIB

They've been using him sparringly, probably gonna put him out with the caps are gassed.

why does nbcsn deploy pierre so often when a ton of people hate him

Shit I'm a Caniac I guess

IT WAS RIGHT THERE FUUUCK

somebody just saved a goal there

I need to work early tomorrow. I don't have time for this OT shit

MRAZEK MRAZEK MRAZEK

>letting that too many men go because its late in a tie game 7

gay

Canes are overrated shit

which one? both teams did it

Exactly who is overrating them? No body thinks they can win shit cause they haven't in years.

Logically that means that the caps are as well

I think someone in the first gamethread said if they got dubs we'd get 4 OTs

Well looks like dubs has a chance of being right.

canes going to win

>666
6 OTs confirmed

Holy digits

Doesn't mean it won't go to 4 OT lol

Oh God what have I done?!

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yes

>those feet
holy yumola

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game 7 ogre time
>you said it was ogre!
>it's not ogre!
>it's never ogre!

Washington? More like Washed Up by a massive storm surge. Haha, get it?