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Has anyone else tried putting their finger in their asshole while masturbating?

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if youve been paying attention you would know

prostate orgasms are a scam. just dudes trying to troll other dudes.

Whoa the greatest rapper of all time?

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dame DOLLA bout to go bronze watch out

What on gods green earth would motivate you to deter people from optimally pleasuring themselves. Who hurt you?

>What on gods green earth would motivate you to deter people from optimally pleasuring themselves.
The Bible

myself when i tried to attempt the meme with a golf club

Is Russ gonna change his last name now because Dame's his daddy?

So what are the keys to victory in the inevitable Celtics-Warriors finals this year?

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dame aint payin child support for that brat

>pray for the best timeline
which zombie wilt comes back and poops on them. just kidding bc wilt got cremated

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>Putting an elite perimeter defender like Kawhi on Ben Simmons, a well below average perimeter player
Toronto isn't this stupid, are they? They gonna Let this be the Butler series?

Reminder that by all accounts Wilt was a goddamn legend:

>"The first time I guarded Wilt, I stood behind him and he was so wide that I couldn't see the rest of the game. Then I saw him dunk a ball so hard that it hit the court and bounced straight up back through the rim again."

--Bob Ferry, Tall Tales (by Terry Pluto) p. 326

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Going to be tough for two 2nd round exits to win the finals desu

How is bob black if his son, Detroit Pistons Legend Bill is white?

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Last digit is the first letter of the team that will make it to the finals from the east

Butler is a handlet and a wingspanlet, Danny Green will shut him down.

Right. The Raptors are so good the 76ers will atually score negative points and Toronto will win it's 5th title in a row

just asked my gf is shes curious about fucking a black dude like jae crowder

she said no thank god..

Glad we're on the same page.

I know what you meant, user.

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can you show us the trophy case with the other 4 you already won?

Butler will get locked down by Patrick McCaw, Powell, or OG

The kids gather around wilt to ask him what it is like to have the honor of being in Sparky's top ten list.

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Watch your tone, you're talking to the 4 time defending Atlantic division champions.

Only one of these kids managed to go pro. can you guess which?

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the one that looks queer

>Bob Ferry
bob ferry was 6'10 center by the way for you information

If Simmons turns over the ball to Kawhi 8 times like he did every game during the regular season they won't even have to guard butler

my brother just said that there's "0 chance Kyrie leaves Boston." should I call him a retard?

no he's right.

So what, 5% chance Kawhi stays in El Toronto?

Refer to
Does that look like a man who's leaving?

PLEASE GUYS

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You can find an image of smiling lakers dwight howard

Raptors vs Denver in the finals, LETS GO!

It’ll be even funnier seeing Embiid squirm though.

Even Dwight Howard, who unironically gets fucked in the ass by traps, didn't want to stay in faggot ass Loss Angeles.

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/snakes/ here

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The S.P.A.R.K. Rating System for April 24th, 2019 (updated for 7:00PM):

FLAME:
>•>99% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•>65% to make Conference Finals
>•>65% to make NBA Finals
>•>45% to WIN NBA Finals
1.) Warriors (3-1): 144,622 overall sp. rating

SPARKED:
>•>80% to make Conference Finals
>•>45% to make NBA Finals
>•>20% to WIN NBA Finals
2.) Raptors (4-1): 98,675 overall sp. rating
3.) Bucks (4-0): 96,222 overall sp. rating

SPARKING:
>•>90% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•>25% to make Conference Finals
>•>20% to make NBA Finals
>•>10% to WIN NBA Finals
6.) Rockets (3-1): 41,093 overall sp. rating

SPARKY:
>•>20% to make Conference Finals
>•>5% to make NBA Finals
>•>1% to WIN NBA Finals
4.) Celtics (4-0): 54,659 overall sp. rating
5.) /snakes/ (4-1): 50,109 overall sp. rating

SPARKER.1:
>•>80% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•>70% to make Conference Finals
>•>10% to make NBA Finals
>••>25% to make Conference Finals
>•>1% to make NBA Finals
>••>15% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•>5% to make Conference Finals
>••

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Sefalosha is a bum holy shit

The current /spARKY TOP 10 RATED PLAYERS for April 24th, 2019 (updated for 7:00PM):

1.) Steph Curry: 171,712 overall sp. rating
2.) Kevin Durant: 119,119 overall sp. rating
3.) Kawhi Leonard: 102,095 overall sp. rating
4.) Giannis Antetokounmpo: 87,909 overall sp. rating
5.) Kyrie Irving: 57,788 overall sp. rating
6.) Joel Embiid: 49,998 overall sp. rating
7.) Damian Lillard: 27,209 overall sp. rating
8.) Nikola Jokić: 25,209 overall sp. rating
9.) James Harden: 22,690 overall sp. rating
10.) C. J. McCollum: 22,177 overall sp. rating

——————————————————-——————————————————-

/spARKYS ALL-TIME TOP 10 PLAYERS:

1.) MJ: 999,999 overall sp. rating
2.) Bird: 685,679 overall sp. rating
3.) Kareem: 677,544 overall sp. rating
4.) Duncan: 398,672 overall sp. rating
5.) Hakeem: 370,714 overall sp. rating
6.) Shaq: 359,121 overall sp. rating
7.) Magic: 344,762 overall sp. rating
8.) Kobe: 297,689 overall sp. rating
9.) Erving: 246,566 overall sp. rating
10.) Wilt: 240,092 overall sp. rating

/spARKYS ALL-TIME TOP 5 COACHES:

1.) Pop: 97,820 overall sp. rating
2.) Phil: 72,256 overall sp. rating
3.) Pat: 30,650 overall sp. rating
4.) Red: 27,472 overall sp. rating
5.) Kerr: 23,998 overall sp. rating

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>another LSD hallucinated fake list

*yawn* i'll stick with the LarryLOAF Pro2.4 rankings...

he was also white and delivered milk as a full time job

please don't tell me we have to wait for the spurs and nuggers to finish up their series before round 2 starts...

at least wasn't on the roids and a cheater like most players today

>makes anti-Candybread Elite7 post
>attempting to spread negative propaganda about the most comprehensive and advanced rating engine the world has ever seen, the engine hailed as “the philosopher’s rating system”
>promotes P.O.R.K.I.E.S’ well know successor “LarryLOAF Pro 2.4”

So you admit it then!?!??You’re advocates of the updated L.O.A.F. rating system!? It’s funny how every time I make a S.P.A.R.K. related post, Every. Single. Time. All of the sudden, out of the wood work will come 1 user, and then 2 anons, and then 3, all seemingly random anons that are suspiciously hell bent on discrediting S.P.A.R.K.S. And trying to replace it with L.O.A.F.‘s subpar, aged and increasingly unpopular rating system. And now I suppose you’re going to tell me about how your outdated LarryLOAF Pro2.4 rating engine outstrips S.P.A.R.K.S. CandyBread Elite7 engine??!? even though LarryLOAF Pro2.4 only simulates a fraction of the games and takes practically 40x as long to do it. You and your employees are paid to use a system which has been proven time and time again to be inferior... TO WHICH I MIGHT ADD, still doesn’t predict player stats or game outcomes within a 14% margin of what S.P.A.R.K. can do. Nobody uses L.O.A.F. anymore, face it, your sickly, undependable joke of a rating system has been replaced and voted out. So why don’t you paid P.O.R.K.I.E.S. and LarryLOAF shills crawl back under the dirty, dark, damp rock you all came from and stop trying to discredit the better clearly superior system, simply because you’re afraid that YOUR OWN spark will be going out once and for all!

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This.
Bucks-Sixers > Sixers-Celtics > Bucks-Raptors > Raptors-Celtics

Round 2 starts this weekend for the Eastern Conference (PHI @ TOR Saturday and BOS @ MIL Sunday)

based hallucinogen addict

best timeline is the raptors sweeping the warriors in the finals and KD leaving and joining the lakers.

jesus christ the eastern conference has such based playoffs this year, does anyone even care about the west

REVERSE SWEEP

I agree with this guy. The LarryLOAF Pro 2.4 engine is the most accurate rating system I have ever seen. And I used the outdated SPARKS system before....It was hard to use, inaccurate and simply shit.

This so much.

LarryLOAF Pro 2.4 is amazing. Accuracy is on point! I will NEVER pay attention to spark ever again.

If Utah loses this series my waifu will marry me.

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>KD leaving and joining the lakers
No, give KD to the Knicks.

these, and also the guy who made sparks is an LSD addict

the east is better than the west this year.
Bucks = warriors
Raptors > rockets
Celtics > blazers
Sixers > nuggets

You win 2 rings without the help of a wildebeest like shaq and suddenly, you get smug enough to call for a coach mutiny, bitch at other star players and run a team into the ground with a contract extension to seal its fate (along with running his ankles to an early grave).

Yet this is the guy lakers call their king.

Agreed. Never trust anyone who hallucinates on LSD.

You're delusional and I ain't gonna elaborate as to why that's so.

>Bucks = warriors
>Celtics > blazers

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and people unironically think hes top 10 all time

It is possible that you were experiencing user error while attempting to insert your biases into the Candybread Elite7 data query mainframe. This is a common user error amongst biased anons. The results are the results, and You may not agree with the algorithms’ results, but I will again remind you that the Candybread Elite7 has been proven time and again to be the most reliable rating system to date. They don’t call it “the philosopher’s rating engine” for nothin’.. But I suppose you are just one of the many anons to be duped into trusting P.O.R.K.I.E.S, and their “”””upgraded”””” LarryLOAF Pro2.4 propaganda. Word to the wise, those engines’ ratings lists are compiled using properties which either attempt to mirror the Candybread Elite7’s algorithms, or interface directly with a version of our software, however, it should be noted that the S.P.A.R.K.S. has been praised for their optimization of this current technology, and their ability to fine tune the scoring engine, resulting in a more accurate ordering than L.O.A.F. or P.O.R.K.I.E.S.

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>KD goes to the Knicks

Considering how miserable he is as a person right now, there is a good chance that he'll get destroyed by the New York media regardless how well the Knicks do. Despite the lack of any meaningful playoff success at least Melo knew how to play the press game while he was there.

There's a reason why Lakers died with Jerry Buss along with Kobe's ankles

Based

>LSD addict

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kyrie is basically a better damian lillard that plays defense

Only good thing about that would be the warriors losing in the finals

honestly probably wouldn't even watch a raptors/celtics series

>tfw you’re on ben simmons for 4 games and can sit in the paint for half the game

why would the raptors put their best defender on a guy who can't shoot? They're going to put Lin on simmons

>t. have never entered into the sacred higher realm to spark into a blissful new way of positivity, appreciation and gratitude for reality itself. Leaving the very miracle of consciousness itself left unexplored and unquestioned

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"No"

>Ya bro I can totally stop sniffing LSD whenever I want to lmao *snorts LSD* I'll totally stop tomorrow for sure this time! *snooooooorrrrrrtttttt*

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because simmons is a turn over machine

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t. retard

Lin only plays when we're up by at least 30

>*injects LSD* cha dude ive actually been talking to jesus this whole time no im not a crackhead lol

>snorts lsd
>t. zoomer

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holy shit you know the suburban moms that think if you smoke weed you'll get addicted (you can but it's way less likely than alcoholism or something) and lose all your brain cells? this thread is full of those except with LSD

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you don't snort LSD, retard you inject it in your veins

Predictions for the Spurs, Nuggets series?

hahah

t. Acid junkie

Sure bro. I dont think you've experienced the REAL LSD...

MY THUNDIES

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Knowing Kawhi though he'll make sure Simmons turn over the ball as much as he could, but I don't know if Simmons will have 10+ turnovers ever again (ie. the first time he played against the Raptors with Kawhi, which was also the only 10+ turnover game he had this season)

If the Nuggets can't finish off the Spurs in 6 then it'll be anyone's guess

if by junkie you mean advocate, then sure

damn is /nba/'s sense of humor actually this bad? are you guys borderline autistic or something?

>tfw to smart to play defense in front of you

yeah yeah that's what all junkies say

it's technically possible to take LSD intravenously

>injects LSD
Sure buddy.

Reminder that John Hopkins University proved psychedelics to be the best known treatment for tabacco addiction. You wanna quit smoking? Take a little trip..

>The results of the pilot study were eye-popping: Six months after their psychedelic session, 80% of the volunteers were confirmed to have quit smoking. At the one-year mark, that figure had fallen to 67%, which is still a better rate of success than the best treatment now available. A much larger study at Hopkins is currently under way.

>80% success rate
>67% after one year

..or just go with your own personal bias and ignore the research..

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god bro i'm tripping so hard fuck oh god the walls are going to eat me I need to jump out my fifth story window oh god oh fuck

Would rather have Harden go in the paint than step back

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>dude just substitute your nicotine addiction with a hallucinogen addiction lol *smokes acid*

>ingles
aussies sit down

They both result in 3 points

it's called acid you idiot. what does acid do? It burns things. if you snorted it it would burn through your skin and give you bronchitus.

sparky no....

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you're mentally retarded or of german descent
i can't tell which it is

>yo dude you got my LSD fix for this week? please let me have it bro I swear I'll give you the money next week! I'm quitting for real this time, just one more puff bro come on PLEASE!!!!

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step back every single time. NBA teams are fucking stupid. You live with Harden chucking 3s rather than giving him free layups

Not as frequently tho, the step back is more deadly so ideally you want to limit it.

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>all these retards falling for the obvious bait

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>gkeejsiapkweidowndhdoekebfdscjfoekehr
>keeirucicozosowlwemfigocpskebfodowmwbedififjfk
>witnsmcodhwnworufodnficcizsnenflflxkdnfnfkfigieka

>harden sweeps the jazz

/nba/ said he was a fraud. Oppologise.

How autistic are you to be posting all this nonsense?

Heartbroken for Mitchel

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Ben Simmons
>All-Star
>Made it through to the second round with absolute ease

Donovan Mitchell
>NOT an All-Star
>Swept in the first round in 5

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I was baiting you into thinking I was a retard falling for bait. Hehe, you played right into my trap.

i had such high hopes for mitchell this season bros...

Karl Malone rolling in his grave at this jazz team

>donovan mitchell

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if i had the opportunity to cticially injure james harden, i would
i would cut his achilles with a fucking sashimi knife if given the chance

at least the cockshits will be btfo by golden state
rooting for the warriors now
fuck the rockets
fuck james harden

based

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>sweeps
10/10 bait

bros its okay im tripping on magic mushrooms right now and the jazz just beat the rockets in my hallucinations haha
also gotta get saline injections for my collapsed veins, should really stop injecting 'shrooms

based

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and you just got baited into baiting me into thinking you took the bait. you tard

>from new hampshire

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six and under is how he likes his chicks

You'll do nuttin

I like how "dating famous model/singer" still applies even though he's with a different girl and probably still will if he and Kendall break up

This is what LSD does to your brain ladies and gentlemen. Look at this guy. He can't even type out a sentence anymore. Sniffing LSD really fried his circuits.

>80% success rate
>67% after one year
More on this:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=c9CPS46kddg

The participants referenced in the study took one guided psychedelic session to literally rewire their brains. They shifted their perspective for a better life

>participants reported that they had always know they wanted to quit but simply didn’t have the ability to
>When confronted with this dilemma while under the influence of the administered psychedelics, participants were viscerally able to feel the impact of their decisions on their own health, and the health of those they cared for
>even after the effects of the drugs had worn off, participants reported a lasting impact on their outlook towards addictive behaviors in the months and years after the trial was concluded

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Why can't Mitchell shoot?

>jazz have great defense
>have literally no offense
fucking genius team building

he thinks he's kobe and he's not

>t. porkies poster

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my warriories better close this

underdeveloped body, struggles to finish in traffic he can hit open catch n shoot looks decently. he also goes full retard late in shotclock

They lookn sparky af with Bogut back tbqffam

my rockets :)

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>weed is addictive
*JOE ROGAN INTESIFIES*

KD confirmed for a unicorn. I knew it guys

>bogut literally tapping the pass backcourt
what the fuck is this dumb aussie doing lmao
my clipper in 7

there's no way the warriors can win the chip this year if they're already struggling with the clippers. They've gotten too big headed and arrogant, now they just expect to sweep everyone without putting in any effort. They've coasted for so long they've lost their second gear and forgot how to win when the other team doesn't immediately give up.

whdowkedbfhsoendhdisjsjsjshaidkfngrnei
>implying that i wowjfbalidcjsnagdidnshwudkfjdbe

clips are overplaying. Dubs are fine.

>struggling with the clippers
>t. hasn’t checked his algorithms

>haha just shoot 3s
fuck this gay earth

my algorithms are saying the clips are up 5 right now. What do your algorithms say?

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Chris Webber gets paid to talk despite being clinically mental retarded even by nigger IQ standards

>mfw the BLAZIES win it all this year

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Mine say dubs up 1 :)

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Based though kinda sad.

youtube.com/watch?v=xYrHTNa7jRI
youtube.com/watch?v=xYrHTNa7jRI
You now remember Thomas Robinson

Reminder Durant and Westbrook are homosexual gays who had a messy public breakup

do NOT open this. Endgame spoiler

>stark not dead
>implying i believe this shit

thanks, but is it really a spoiler that the avengers win in the end?

omg they win at the end wtf!!!

Yea Forums spoilers say him using the gauntlet kills him

Take it easy with the racism, bucko!

Milwaukee?

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does this kill the stark?

How is that a spoiler? People thought he wouldn't die?

yeah, apparently iron man uses to gauntlet to kill the big bad purple guy and in doing so, kills himself as well

>"greatest team of all time"
>struggling in game 5 in the first round against this fucking roster
lmao

they lost their starting center, of course they're going to struggle a little bit trying to adjust

>9 of 11 on threes
>Up 1

People think this absolute fraud team has any chance at the title

nobody thinks the clippers have a chance at the title user

It's not that hard give the ball to Kevin

user was referring to the warriors, who are currently 9 of 11 on three point shot attempts
hope this helps

warriors are 9-13 right now, he was referring to earlier. probably watching a stream like the pedo he is

my lakeys sucked ass this season bros

Clippers have a better chance at the cup than any other California team

>struggling
They are up 3-1 in the series and they’re 9-2 from 3pt rn. Klay and KD are sparking to flame. The dubs are on their way to a first round gentlemen’s sweep over the clips, who are fighting bravely but futility. Pleas just try to Leave your emotional biases out of it.

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>dude it just kills him for no reason lol trust me
yeah no

What is "pace not fast but with purpose" exactly?

this fucking Warriors team should be blowing out the Clippers every single game and should sweep them. the fact they let them make up a fucking 30 point deficit is fucking horrendous. they're just fucking clocking in every single game, it's unbelieveable

>Plebbit detected

lakeys bros i took a break from /nba/
what do we do about the whole not making the playoffs thing lads

>“Don’t spark the pace ahead simply for sparkssake, spark the pace ahead for the purpose of igniting a lasting flame”

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consistent playing at the speed you find comfortable. seemed pretty obvious.

well I was going to just bandwagon a team to keep me entertained, but I chose the thunder and that hasn't panned out well for me. It seems every team I choose to follow is cursed

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE WARRIORIES DOING

Why do these players complain so much

Draymond has lost so much athleticism since 2016. It's astonishing.

every fuckin one does. i want refs to start throwing Ts at these babies.

I’m trying to parse out the emotional bias from your post but there isn’t much left to work with. Dubs may have their occasional lazy nights but this is a nothing series against a nothing team. They takn it easy rn but will be forced to pick up their spark when the vice grips start closing in.

>score tied with less than 5 seconds to go
>tucker denied ball by a double team
>coach wants you to pass the ball to tucker, no exceptions
What do you do Yea Forums?

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Thanks for translating. I'm sure that makes sense among the sub-60 IQers.

>Porkie detected

it took years of hearing him to figure out how his mind works, dont delude yourself

*gets into a argument with Jordan and shuts him the fuck up about who the greatest of all time is*

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dame: cringe and bluepilled
westbrook: based and redpilled

there's nobody who can start closing those grips tho so you're not going to see them give a fuck unless they want to have a statement game or some bullshit

It's Adam silver's fault. He's extremely player empowerment so the players are allowed to shit all over the refs. The NBA officiating his way ahead of G League and NCAA officiating yet these players are constantly bickering "das so bullshit mane"

my warriories will lose this aren't they

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good post

LowryJJ
Kawhi>Butler
Siakam>Tobias
GasolSixers bench

>Green>JJ
>Siakam>Tobias
Lol

shoot the J, deal with asshole coach later

Wait for the next season and hope for the better results after all the drama dies down and OKC is the next target .

I know it's not going to happen, but if the warriors blow a 3-1 lead to the clippers like they look like they might that would be the greatest thing ever

Imagine GSW losing to LAC and then Durant stating in the post season that he'll be joining them. That'd be fucking hilarious, but will not happen.

siakim is much better than memeius, have you even watched raptors games?

FUCK U DRAY

Reminder that Wlit wasn’t just an elite athlete. He was THE elite athlete. By all accounts one of the strongest Athletes of all time.

>"I still remember the time when one of our strongest men, Gene Conley, decided to fight Chamberlain for the ball. He grabbed it and hung on and Chamberlain just lifted him and ball right up towards the rim."

-- Bill Russell Go up For Glory, p.126.

...This is just one of the many reasons why Wilt will always be firmly rated higher than the even the great Arnold, as difinitive #1 on /spARKY’s ALL-TIME TOP 10 GREATEST ATHLETES

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>takes charge with one shoe
>causes apemond chimpout
based bev

CUT THE LEAD FUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK

based bev destroying the warriors as expected

The warriors have never beaten the clippers in the playoffs

We’re in a mist of a dynasty crumbling

how come zubac's not playing? where are all the role players the 76ers traded for tobi and bobi? Just checked the clippers box score and was expecting to see some recognizable names, but they're all a ragtag team of g-leaguers

i think zubac is injured

nah he just sucks ass

Wilt and the Sparky Car.

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>dubs up 3-1 in series
>down 10 midway thru the 3rd
>dynasty crumbling
wew lad

He destroyed the Warriors in the game right before Christmas so fuck you, the Lakers shouldn't have traded him.

Lowry>Simmons
Green>JJ
Kawhi>Butler
Siakam>Tobias
Gasol>Embiid

Raptors bench>Sixers bench

absolutely unironically

the west is complete trash this year but no one wants to admit it. The Rockets and Blazers are fucking jokes and the Nuggets have no one who can match up with KD. Who on the Rockets can? PJ Tucker? These East contenders spent years stacking talent everywhere. Everyone in the west that isn't Golden State has a glaring weakness at the 3. People see the Rockets as their biggest threat and they're undersized as fuck.

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if they're letting patrick beverly and literally who's take a game off them, imagine what CP3 and Harden will do to them next round

>in the mist

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The game isn't over until it's over. You should know this.

how come everyone talks about the 76ers having "4 stars" yet every single raptors starter is better? Seems weird nobody is talking about the raptors having a super team when it's obvious they're on the warrior's level, talent-wise

doesn't even matter how this game ends, I'm just talking about their level of play overall. They've shown tons of weakness this series when, on paper, they should win every game by 30

3deep5me

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The Rockets won't be able to guard Durant

Nobody can guard Durant.

>Drayboon fucking screaming in dudes faces
this fucking nigger needs to be fucking shot and suspended for an entire season, i'm so sick of his bullshit

anyone who thinks the warriors are losing to the clippers this game is retarded

nobody can guard harden

Especially not a 6'6 40 year old. If you have someone like PG or Giannis you can at least put pressure on him.

So is Steve Kerr

The refball in this game is sickening.

if they dont cut this lead to 5 by the end if the 3rd they will lose

You guard him by reminding him of his embarrassingly dampened spark-to-flame transformation! Just get really near to him and speak in a very low clear voice, very close to his ear:

>“The Candybread Elite7 rating engine believes your spark isn’t durable or lasting due to the damped conditions it likely occurred in!..”

..then just look him dead in the eyes and watch his spark go out for good

gayest flop ive ever seen from durant and that's sayng something

he was thinking of Gorillas in the Mist

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>11-2 run
They sparkn’

>mfw greatest team of all time is getting lit up by jamychal green

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>draymond green light 3
holy fuck my sides

every time I think of what a fag Steve Kerr is I just remember his dad was shot and killed and it makes me feel a little better :)

>KD hits the bench
>clippers lead starts growing again

didn't mean to reply

>40 sec left
>need a quick 2 for 1
>steph sitting in the corner
why the fuck is he so passive fuck this bitchass

you just KNOW

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>floprant

>use my life savings to go to HOU@GSW game
>shout "YO HARDEN, YOU HAVE AN EMBARRASSINGLY DAMPENED SPARK-TO-FLAME TRANSFORMATION!"
>watch as warriors go 4-0
I'm gonna do it.

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That was a pretty shitty lookin’ three and Dray does get caught up a bit too much in the moment. But he’s the guy to give his team a spark when they need it. When it really counts dray shows up

younger players with higher ceilings, outside of siakam and kawhi really

>clippers playing their best game ever treating this like game 7 because for them it basically is

>warriors not even trying knowing the longer they drag this series out the more time they have to prepare for houston

lmao warriors are going to drag this series out to 7. Games against the clippers are basically rest for them so really it's only helping them have more time to prepare for round 2

Holy kek thank you, user

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warriories dont deserve to win this

Warriors haven't deserved to win since 2015

fact

You clearly have a lot of hate in your heart, user. It must be tiresome carrying all those resentments and personal biases around with you. Have you considered attempting to change your perspective towards a more positive viewpoint?

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CURRY SPARKIN TO FLAME!!!!

>warriors coming back

based

THAT BLOCK BY HARROLD. HOLY SHIT THAT GUY GOT MAD SPARK.

Fuck, my god I fucking love playoff basketball!

>mfw all these little faggot lady boys didn't think the celtics were gonna completely style all over the indiana shitters

how mad are you retards at this very moment? i guarantee your little "team" didn't DOMINATE their way to a clean ass 4-0 sweep so i know you're violently shitting your diapers like a bitch LMAO.

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bruh if the clips win this lmao

based refs helping my clippies beat the bad guys

>OFFENSIVE FOUL ON KLAY
AHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHA*breathe* HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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we lost..

>Warriors spends more than half a game playing catch up against a team with ZERO (0) all-stars on it before just barely pulling ahead less than 3 minutes before the game's over
Why do people like this team again?
>As I was typing this they got behind by 5 points again
Why do people like this team again?

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CLIPPERS SWEEP IN 7

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>WARRIORS BEING FORCED TO GAME 6
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES BROS
POST YFW

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>ratings down 25% from last year

hmmmm... maybe the warriors are boring after all. Time to create some drama by letting the clippers win a couple games.

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cope

You were right user. Impressive algorithms you got there. You got my respect.

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With the exception of the fraud Nigglets with a very inexperienced Spurs, every team either swept or went to 5 games but the defending champs have to be forced to a game 6 oh no no no no

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>Memeiors just give up, don't even try to foul
>Chimped out at the refs all game
Chuckers are a soft-ass bitch team who will lose to Houston if they even get past LA

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Everyone walking on the court before the game is over
huh

The refball on that game was pretty obvious tho

Im about to bust a fat celebatory nut to Kristen Ledlow

It's over /nba/ the clippers have ended the warriors, KD will leave in the offsesson and Kawahi will join the clips leading to a 5 peat for us....

based

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Why do the Clippies just ooze soul while the Lakies are just so souless bros?

were are all the larrys talking shit about a sweap before the serious????

Lakies sold their soul for lebum

they dont buy into the hollywood plastic bullshit

say your thanks, /nba/

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>warriors will choke another 3-1 lead
Absolutely incredible

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Clippers in desperate need of a rebrand. Get some new jerseys and I'll buy one of those montrezl harrell jawns

Bruh, imagine if the Clips win the series. They are not only defeating the defending champs, but they are also sending them out of Oakland as losers.

The Lakers are owned by a woman. Women don't have souls.

they have a good coach and a good mix of older good vets and promising young guys, and their franchise isn't just a bunch of fucking spics saying Kobe is the GOAT. the whites in LA don't root for the Lakers, they support the Clips

>my clippys
:)

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lol who the fuck is he clapping at in this?

This is true. The only time they gain soul is when they're fulfilling their true purpose in life: cum dumpstering

I can only dream. But the Warriors games are the only ones normies watch so it won't happen

We should start a petition that allows all white people to use a Hard R to refer to Draymond Green

don't lie to yourself

the refs gave that one to the clippies

ref for a shit call

imagine being a fan of the memechucking cocksmokers kek

clippies in 7
my doubles confirm

Clippers blazers conference finals.
The dream is still alive

can't wait to go to work tommorrow, office is filled with nothing but bandwagon warriorsfans/weebs

Is this the year of the Real Nigga?
>DRose comes back and hits 50
>Dame DOLLA drops 50 on Westbrick with the coldest fucking shot in NBA history
>Patrick Beverly letting the Chitown savage in him get the best of the Warriors

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Woah u went full /pol/ack there buddy

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WHERE MY CLIPS AT LETS FUCKING GO

refs had jamychal green in foul trouble all game, warriors would've lost by 20 otherwise

>Kevin Durant is supposed to lead a team on his own next year
How far can he really get on his own?

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WE FUCKING DID IT BRO!!!!!!

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i hope sparky kys himself now

the best part is they've choked a 3-1 lead before and you just KNOW that's what they're thinking about right now. The pressure is on them, and we all know how curry plays under pressure

How you gonna pull up on your coworkers?

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nobody is going to watch the playoffs as long as the warriors are still in it.

I want to see the Warriors die in a plane crash or something. Fucking one of the worst, most liberal places in America ruining basketball by having a historically stacked team that does nothing but chuck threes. Even worse are the bandwagon faggots that scream their head off when one the fucking all stars scores a meme chuck. Fuck it, someone nuke the Bay Area PLEASE.

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warriors have all the purssese in the world on them because they are the overdogs...

us clippers on the uther hand have no pressure nothing to loss....

Fuck off you fat bitch you havent even been around for any of this

>absolute refball
>larriors stop trying only down 6
>the league isn't rigged you guys!!

>Warriors post game show calling out a ref -by name- for making calls against their team
That's disgusting. Is everyone involved with the Warriors a sociopath?

About as far as Westbrick.

thanks lou

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based af

Good. Fuck the shit refs.

Fuck off back to /pol/... remember the last time you left your room?

youtube.com/watch?v=RAVx9uj2bCE&t=194s

wearing my clippers hat around the office will be enough to triggesr them... most of them litterally have never seen the warriors looss outside that one year the cavs beat them....

i hope you die in your sleep tonight.

Go scoop the shit off your streets, faggot

Warriors won't even make WCF let alone 3peat

The calls were almost all correct. It's not like the Jazz's last game where 90% of one ref's whistles were all wrong calls.

>unironically defending the refs

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>KD gets swept by clippers
>joins lakers out of spite

it's happening

woah bruh, fuck the warriors sure but sf is a great place to live, sorry u can't afford to live here.... but no need to get all maga on us, /nba/ is all inclusive, this isn't /r/thedonald bruh....

OKC would have bootyblasted both these shit teams....

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good, we all know refs hold grudges. I hope the warriors continue to shit talk the refs and bite the hand that feeds them.

I hope you get diabetes and lose your feet you fucking pig

Whoever this faggot trip clippers fan is, youre shaming the rest of us with your faggotry

>homeless niggers everywhere
>shit covered streets that rival New Delhi
>leftists and faggots everywhere
>great place to live

Warriors are losing this. Doc figured them out and their team is scrappy and full of heart. Kerr is a fucking fraud who does mind-boggling rotations with an already shitty bench, and the rest of the team is letting Beverley get under their skin. GSW should be very afraid.

Why, So when /spARKY’s gone you can move in to corner the ratings system market with some subpar rating engine like the LarryLOAF Pro2.4. No thanks, sparks will always be here making sure that unbiased ratings are put in check by the algorithms.

My advice to you: I would stop banking on your competitors committing suicide and just ditch the whole LarryLoaf Pro3.4 trash system and just start getting acclimated to the sparky new age. Sparky has taken care of all your rating needs, so why worry!? I mean, I got nothin but love for you user, but sooner or later you’re gonna have to learn to part with your beloved biases.

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Zebra lives matter

>Whoever this faggot trip clippers fan is,
shoo newfag, shoo

is the first round of the NBA playoffs the worst thing in sports?

gimme some pics

bro you fucking live here? tell me where you work so i can pull up on your fatass. I already beat a faggot user at hoops who told me to pull up at Lids in Daly City.

if warios and rapties make it the to the finals, siakam is gonna win finals mvp

and i hope ur family dies in their sleep tonight

is that Avon

Who does Draymond call in the parking lot if they lose the series to the clippers

Shut the fuck up nigger

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That's Clips4lyfe and his jersey is getting retired into the /nba/ rafters once his time is up. He's had a legendary shitposting career....

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MEMES ASIDE what's going on with Curry? Big fan and I want to see him shine but these last few games have been underwhelming

Bro my family isnt dying in their sleep tonight, thats what happens to fat fucks like you

is doc rivers the second best coach in the nba

Yeah... because white people never act like... wait...
youtube.com/watch?v=uqA276KEbc8
I'd rather live around homeless black dudes than have these fucking mangy, rabid meth heads (which is basically your average white trailer trash).

Doc knows how to play him, and Kerr's idiocy doesn't help

>Out of nowhere he got on top of me and pinned me down to the bed, and held my arms down with all of his weight while he kissed my neck and my face and my chest. And as I kept asking him to please stop and to get off, he laughed at me. I continued to ask him to stop over and over again, without any use of my arms, because he continued to hold me down. I could feel him rubbing his erection on me, and he continued to laugh at all of my pleas to get off and to stop. I thought he was going to rape me.

Lmao the golden rape warriors

tripf of toeruejt

I said this around 3 years ago and i'll say it again i will dominate any one here in /nba/ in basketball....

I live in hayes valley come "pull up" anytime you wnat and i will embrass you in a game

Yup, Avon Barksdale. He was trying to get one over on Proposition Joe (one of them east side bitches).

his memechuck shtick only works in the regular season when teams don't play defense. Against someone actually trying on D it's basically just luck whether you make them or not

Doubt it

>whites in LA don't root for the Lakers
absolutely untrue

Alright pick your court and wear a clips jersey so I can easily identify your fat ass.

Refs want Warriors out the playoffs, they’ve now screwed them twice at home against the fuckin Clippers...

If GSW had Cousins they could overcome it via Game 1, now damn near every game GSW play is coming down to the wire bc refs call literally anything on them on D and let them get mugged on O, GSW is done next series

reminder for all the newfags that is a fake clips4lyfe trip

the real clips left a long time ago and migrated to leddit

>Refs want Warriors out the playoffs, they’ve now screwed them twice at home against the fuckin Clippers...
You can't screw a team with 4 All-Stars, 2 MVPs who are GOAT tier shooters, and a Finals MVP

Doesn't work like that buddy

Can confirm:
youtube.com/watch?v=Jz-i4USeKGs

Nah fuck that, they don't need cousins or the refs to beat the clippers at home. They're playing like garbage and the Clippers aren't afraid of them.

maybe if the warriors werent such massive faggots about every single call, the refs wouldn't dislike them so much

Damn this nigga jacked

>/nba/ is unironically rooting for the clippers
What the fuck happened to this board?

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wearing the clips4lyfe trip is a legacy thing, sort of like how NBA players wear 23 to honor michael jordan.

Curry playoff averages are literally better than his regular season avearge since 2015

clippies are good guys

Fuck you faggot. The Clips EARNED this victory over the punk bitch Warriors. It's a team full of bitch-made "men," who took the easy way out, by relying on Steph Curry and Klay Thompson. The Warriors don't know how to play hard anymore.

chris paul. then somebody will call the police again.

He's getting bully balled

>why is everyone rooting for the massive underdog full of likable players

They absolutely do. Now that lebron isn't in the playoffs the ratings have taken a big hit. Imagine if the Warriors are knocked out in the 1st round? No one would want to keep watching.

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nah
this sounds accurate. and when curry manages to create space he gets doubled. clips came up with this after game 1 too, where he dropped 38

You can when you call phantom fouls every possession, did you not see T-Wolves game this year?

Curry doesn’t even try on defense yet he’s in foul trouble every game

itd take a crane to lift that jersey
Curry IS a meme

Athletic centers have always been the Warrior's weakness. I remember the days when Kenneth Faried used to be good and he would destroy the Warriors for days. If the Warriors get out of this one, they're just going to get anally buttfucked by the Rockets with Capela.

You may respond to this post if your team made it to the second round.

Not so fast Warriors and Denver frauds

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>Imagine if the Warriors are knocked out in the 1st round? No one would want to keep watching.
>imagine if the playoffs didn't have an inevitable conclusion
>no one would want to keep watching
braindead

>doubt it

lol I'm 5"7" and 298lbs doubt you can score a signle point on me since i have all the leversage...

meat me at the potero hill rec centers this sat... i'll be wearing my darius miles jersey\]

warriors choked

everyone would toon in because the playoffs wouldn't be a boring 16-1 sweep

those jerseys are so shit

>durshit and westbrick both eliminated in the first round

Pottery

>select all images with garbage trucks

But the tripcode is the same was her trip ever made public before she left?

if the warriors dont beat the clippies by 30 next game, im out fuck them

they choked? obviously you fucking reductionist. we're trying to figure out why

clippie chad here, might as well post now

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team full of chokers

warriors didn't choke we beat them... lol can
tvevn give us credit when we win....

kd is historically clutch tf you on about? and curry has been weak lately I can't even lie about that

Lou

All memes aside, playoff curry slumps in stats bc teams play him like fucking glue in big games. Curry takes the sacrifice of most of the defensive pressure. Teams are forced to shut him down bc if they don’t, Curry makes it game over. If the rest of the dubs are shooting well, it’s likely bc the defensive focus is on curry who’s spreading the floor.

This is why Curry is consistently rated #1 on /spARKY TOP 10 RATED PLAYERS
There is just no player of his caliber which forces the defense to load so heavily on one individual player. When he’s out by the parking lot you still gotta have 3 guys on him!

>hes the guy who voted for mahomes

>clutch
>blew a 3-1 lead against a 73-9 team which proceeded to choke a 3-1 lead and then joined them
>coasted to 2 rings
yawn

>meat
he wants to play you in a game of basketball, not take you on a date to your favorite buffet

KD is gutter trash who had to join a 73 win team to get a ring gtfo you retard

I kid you not. Late in the game I saw a phantom call that had me convinced that the Refs were shaving this game for LA. I threw a large bet on Clippers as a ‘catch up’ bet thinking’s they would do everything possible to give LA a chance.

I’m not blaming the refs for a fix, but when it comes to my bankroll I’ve watched enough NBA to smell a trend.

Warriors aren’t even a Super Team, the offense relies solely on 3 guys since Cousins is done.. Nobody else on Warriors are a threat to do anything besides their big 3.

I still think GSW wins it all, they have HCA through out the West but the Finals is going 7 games unless Boogie magically comes back

didn't realize sweet lou had the yellow fever

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And faried is now on the rockets

Which call? I suspect I know which one.

cope bitch

the only people who dont have yellow fever are white women

warriors should have kept mcgee unironically. harrell destroys them

how roinal, another weight joke

google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&biw=1806&bih=1090&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=gEnBXMb7K7KV0PEP6vi-sAU&q= fail image epic fail&oq= fail image epic fail&gs_l=img.12...3068.3068..5979...0.0..0.129.129.0j1......1....1..gws-wiz-img.8Zuif8IBHeU#imgrc=JnWWAdtadOkexM:

Nah Asian/white in general is becoming much more common. At least here in Los Angeles.

not him but i think it was the 4 point play

>warriors aren't a super team
>4 all stars, 2 MVPs, one unanimous and both top 10 shooters, and a Finals MVP
yawn

I tried opening up your link but it didnt work

Did you guys forget what KD did to le3-6 last year?

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I really want to see what he can do on a shit team on his own. No more playing with MVPs.

>clippers have won more games in one series against the KD-warriors than Lebron has in his entire career

Lebron BTFO again even when he doesn't make the playoffs. You can't even use the excuse that he was playing with d-leaguers because the entire clips team has no stars

if history repeats he will join the clips if he loses to them

>joined a 73 win team
>somehow steamrolling the 4 seed in the east is supposed to impress me
>le3-6
snore.

\ if you go to google images and search "fail image epic fail"

and thren click on the 4th image from the left on the 4th row that's the image i'm trying to link too

>being this new
maybe lurk a bit before posting that way we won't think you're a dumbshit

>warriors beat lebron and a team of literally whos

wow kd is so good

like everything else, he fat fingered it

go to bed skip

remember when we had jersey shore gamethreads? i feel like we should reflect on the good times we had sometimes instead of mourn the past

Klay Thompson is a beta introvert who is good looking and tries to act like a chad.

trips of truth

all stars, 2 MVPs, one unanimous and both top 10 shooters, and a Finals MVP
>klay and draymond aren't legitimate all stars
>steph's unanimous mvp didn't count
>kd's rings and final mvps are worthless
>andre isn't a fmvp and lebron should have gotten it (this is true tho i wont lie)
Funny how fags like you want to credit it and use it as an accolade when it conveniently fits your argument. Make up your mind already.

klays the only likeable one on the team

enjoy your virus

i miss power ranking threads, fast food, porn star, tripfag hall of fame and college general threads....

basciallyy b4 we had alll these stupid general threads on this board was the glory days of Yea Forums....

but i guess /nba/ ain't so bad...

klay is definitely not good looking lmao

warriorswire.usatoday.com/2019/04/24/klay-thompson-get-outside-and-enjoy-the-fruits-of-nature/
idk this is p based advice you sound like a bitch

ok thanks I'm gonna go check it out now hold on

God damn Samantha Bee is ugly

Yea Forums after 2 am est but before all the euros were up used to be so cozy, power rankings, college talk, sherron ballins being a sperg, was good times

Stats say there's at least one gay nigger per team.

the flopping bitches cp3 and blake are gone, those guys are easy to hate

nice job strawmanning, i literally said none of that
klay and draymond are absolutely all stars, steph deserved unanimous MVP, KD's rings and finals MVPs ARE essentially worthless, and andre is a FMVP

Dwight Howard and who else?

i still want her to pin me down and rape me, something about her voice really does it for me

it wasn't that funny and my antivirus is suddenly detecting a trojan.... wtf

>tfw sports is the only thing enjoyable in this shitty life
please god let the clippers come full circle and eliminate the warriors, so i can finally off myself

Easy Mode answer: Westbrook

westbroke possibly pg (a woman didn't name him but implied an all star for the pacers was catfishing for guys using her phone on a podcast)

kinda upset shes lecturing you guys on your country and politics when shes dumb leaf

have sex

Honestly at this point I dont miss them, but seeing Blake have his spirit broken like that was pretty hard to watch.

With Kawhi next year this team is going to be great. If Kawhi were playing in this series, it would already be over.

>sex is this life-changing thing that will change your perspective and give purpose to your life
fuck off

That ghost foul on KD for the Lou 4pt play killed the game

This is our ring bucks bros...

>With Kawhi next year this team is going to be great.
frick off

So what you're saying is Curry is such a god that his godly powers can't be displayed

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What's a god to a nonbeliever?

probs a false alarm, what antivirus u have? i'm running macafee 2014 and it's not picking up anything...

desu yeah. it's not the greatest thing in life but it's quite important for a man to fuck regularly. and you know this to be true. stop lying to yourself and just become a 6 with decent money and you'll be fine. it's not even hard.

ibpf.org/suicide-hotline

Source?

it was a makeup call for the ghost foul on durants 4 point play

the podcast where the guy interviews pornstars forgot the name of it

For years.........yes years.......

The Los Angeles Lakers have been a force to be wreckoned with.....TITLE AFTER TITLE....

WIN AFTER WIN......

DYNASTY AFTER DYNASTY....WE HAVE REIGNED SUPREME.

NOW, AFTER THIS SEASONS NBA FINALS, WE (LAKER NATION) WILL BE IN POSITION TO TAKE THE CROWN, TO DETHRONE THE MEMES, WITH TOP FREE AGENTS AND A FINAL PUSH BY THE KING, THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS WILL HAVE 17 TITLES AND GO BACK TO BACK TO SHIT ON BOSTONIA AND THEY'RE CRAP COLOR TEAM..

OH YES, THE TIME IS HERE. COME HOME KLAY, COME HOME AD, COME HOME KAWHII.

EAT A DICK BOSTONIA. LAKER NATION IS BACK.

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>having faith on the clippers of all teams
Grim.

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WE BACK

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KD isn't scoring 45 again and Curry and Klay are non-existent along with their bench. It's over for them.

>my lakeshits

game 6 Klay though, he might go off

Night losers

looks like the legoofs are at it again. You mans washed. KD new face of the league after this 3peat. no amount of snake memes will save you

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took the year off Canadia, knew it was going to be a wasted season, but it's time to get back into the swing of things, think of me having a season ending injury and the reports are saying im back doing on court work (5-on-5 so you know it's serious).

im going to have to look up all the rosters, look at stats, getting ready for next seasons fantasy, i need to draft well.

but most of all, i need to mark my calendar to face off against old rivals. Bostonia, Cloppers, the fucking faggot denver nuggets, the memes. LETS GO LAKERS

WE'RE GETTING EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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KD could never be the face of the league lmfao.

Giannis will likely take that spot

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>European
>face of the NBA

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based sexposter

I knew when Warriors wore the “We Believe” jerseys in the last game of the regular season that were cursed this year, those jerseys will forever be cursed and they represent a dark time of losing in their franchise history...

Lose Cousins for the playoffs by a fluke injury
Refs are finally against them
Kerr making retard rotations
Curry is already mentally fatigued

They’re cursed

>no personality
>no game without traveling/fouling
>limited english
>plays in Milwaukee
its obviously going to be zion

>Refs are finally against them
This, but refs have always been against my dubs

Fuck off

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no room for bandwagonners here, friend