Cockshits VS Jizz Game 5 REEEEEEE edition

Cockshits VS Jizz Game 5 REEEEEEE edition

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Westbrook sucks.
Dame is top 10 NBA easy if you dissagree you are a racist.

go rockets

Donovan wins mvp in 3 years

Mitchell and gobert need more help

*Trae Young

Jimmy Buckets?

>jizz bothered to show up and play

2 mins in and chris paul already being a flopping faggot

>those empty seats
the president should really look into how he's selling those seats desu

no one will ever sign with the Jazz in free agency, they need to build through draft and trades

Paul is annoying to watch he is so obviously butt hurt that he will never get a ring

and when they do its usually because they are on the decline like iso joe

Are they actually that expensive in burguerland or does nobody want to watch this game?

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Jimmy Butler likes country music and rural white people. He's actually the Jazz's only hope. They better throw a max at him

my raptie :)

Best way to do it famalama I like D Mitchell

he will have to settle for making hundreds of millions and being set for life in his 20s

from what I'm told most of the oil copanies in the area buy those seats but who know. if its true though I think they might to relook at how they sell those seats because having empty arena can suck

For this match up, it's the latter. Casuals don't really care about this series, but would drop more cash when the warriors arrive.

Yep, not worth paying this much for a gentleman sweep game. Save your money for Warriors

Jabari Parker is a mormon and Gobert may be the only center good enough defensively to cover his mistakes, he should be a target for the Jazz

Exactly that is why I don't understand why they are such premadonna diva bitches who cry about everything. They have nothing to bitch about they have fun for a living and get paid millions of dollars to do it.

LOB

hes butthurt all his friends are losers

Is it just me or is the crowd looking empty

Jazz sucks

Dont worry your eyes are fine

the hell happened to Jingles? hes been ass all series.

I want to be a fan of an NBA team for the next season.
I search.

>Team that is always loser.

>Team without any Championship

>Pathetic Team

>Team with a very poor fanbase

>Team with very low Attendance in the Arena

>totally irrelevant Team

>and NBA Team that always lives under the shadow of a more popular, more successful, more important and more winning team of Major League Soccer.

This isn't an entertaining series for casuals in Houston. Them dropping money on it wouldn't make sense like it would for Mormons in Utah dropping money to see their team vs Harden

Reggie logic: if you take away the things theyre doing bad, theyre actually doing alright

Every team in the NBA sucks except for the Bucks and the Warriors

you have to finish that house

Losing isn’t fun.

Mormons love spending money period

houstan usually have shoody fan attendent

Toronto is your best bet
>no championships
>choke in first or second round every year
>soccer team is bigger

Who is the worst commentator?

GORDON

>and NBA Team that always lives under the shadow of a more popular, more successful, more important and more winning team of Major League Soccer
That doesn't exist because soccer is almost non existent here.

Bucks rhymes with sucks though.

marv albert

warriors guys or anybody really who is a home team dick sucker. so, Jazz guys are good, Blazers guys, and Knicks guys. most of the rest suck.

cweb. Miller is annoying but cweb is annoying and awkward. He was much better on inside the nba before shaw took his job

atlanta

also Mike Breen fuck that bammer
based satan giving us senile marv

If you pay me $488,000 dollars a day to play basketball I don't give a fuck if I lose every single game my entire life

Warriors commentators are definitely up there. Knicks commentators (Breen and Clyde) are probably the best. the Clippers dude who's retiring (can't remember his name) is pretty great too
for national commentators, Marv Albert is pretty awful. Chris Webber is one of my all-time favorite players but his commentary is also pretty ass. Reggie Miller is alright

bill walton

Just talk about game you fuckinf hippe nigger

the hawks have won a title in the early years of the nba but otherwise they check all the requirements

What?

Then you’d probably be out of the league pretty fast.

I don’t know how I could have been any more clear.

That's where I'm at too. I would literally not give one fuck. I would retire in my 30s and spend my days plastering the insides of 19 yo girls. Wtf cares about a ring when you have that lifestyle?

>retards still reply to Costa Rican user

Rockets need to close this one out

No you wouldn't. You would just be another very rich guy without a ring.

Why would the Atlanta Hawks be my team in the NBA?

Perhaps state what you are trying to say differently

reggie millers voice is like nails on a chalkboard. and his go to hype up is "ARE YOU KIDDING ME"

cp3 btfo

they're godawful, have no meaningful history, and live in the shadow of the local soccer team

because atlanta fc outsold the hawks in seats

he also defends the refs non stop

nigga you live in coca cola, your country was litteraly created in atlanta

Warriors and Rockets struggling with trash tier teams yet people think they the West is better. Clippers and Jazz are Pacers/Pistons level of ass. No reason they shouldn't be gone right now

clippers and jazz would sweep the pacers and pistons you mongoloid

>struggling
>gentlemen sweep
what

Atlanta Hawks have a great future

Jazz in 7

thanks chris

Flop number three for paul

Is it time to flex on the Rockets?

I love how Hardens flabby ass keeps stepping up to Crowder. Like anyone thinks he would do anything

Did Softout turn his beast mode off?

What’s going on with him, Yea Forums?

time to wake up harden

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not yet. dont pull a westbrook.

Everyone knows the West is much more wealthy.

Why only charge for 4 games when you could charge for 7?

Big brain play if you ask me.

WHY IS THIS GAME SO BORING AND SHIT

Can't wait to see the Rockets get BTFO in the playoffs.

did they party yesterday night. this is terrible

>another Warriors cruise through the west

Fuck off senpai

we struck spriknles

Samantha bee was never funny. Always too predictable even back to Daily show

make a shot

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Harden going to have bad neck problems when hes older, all this throwing his head back like a diva bullshit

The closer Houston gets to the Warriors, the more they choke

GET FUCKED YA BITCHKETS

Will Chris Paul get "injured" this game or during practice this week? Or game 1 of Warriors?

>.491
>.417
These are two players playoff fg %
Who do they belong to?
Hint: they have both been to the playoffs at least 10 times.

Oh no it's another classic playoff harden game

>missing a dunk
OH NO NO NO
>harden doesn't choke in the playoffs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Tarden in prime playoff form

oh my god harden stop fucking up

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HARD3N

Why does Harden choke in the playoffs? In the regular season he always looks unstoppable

lebron and westbrook

less freethrows. regular season he literally gets away with travel

shaw
Malone

>shaw
phoneposter spotted

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Newfag spotted

HARD3N

Lebron and Harden.

god i probably have email addresses older than you

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hard3n

>activated

if the player ever looks directly at the ref instead of first bracing themselves, it should be a T

Went to Utah once and I got raped

HARDEN ACTIVATED

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dont be that guy

get the lead before the half

How many times will Harden choke in the playoffs?

1... 2... 3!...

>CHOKE

The world may never know...

Go back to sleep Harden!

kobe does that to everyone

rip jizz

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>based houston finally waking up enough to close this out

>4 pt lead at half for the rockets
>against the jizz
are the rockets the biggest disappointment in the playoffs this season?
no expectations for clippers and spurs, and they manage to do well
nuggets might have higher expectations, since they were the 2 seed

Correct. That is such a significant difference it is absolutely fucking incredible. Westrbook is even worse at .411 and keep in mind Lebron has been way further in the playoffs way more times. Even Curry is at like .454 or something. Shit like this is what makes Lebron so good in my opinion. He gets the superstar foul calls but doesn't completely rely on it. Also I have never seen Lebron pull a little bitch fake and jump into the the defender move. All those other guys do it regularly.

Why Jizz cant shoot

‘97 who up

The Thunder are by far the biggest disappointment in the playoffs every year

you gotta keep stroking after the tingling starts user

Where them cum stains at

The Rockets were a bigger disappointment last year, OKC is a standard one at this point since Westbrook is a constant at failing when it counts.

Just a reminder: If you are a Harden fan you might have brain damage.

even with brain damage mine still runs at a higher rate than most

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Harden and Westbrick are playoff choke artists because less fouls are called so they are forced to actually shoot the ball which they both suck cock at

Based and beardpilled

based chuck calling out these dumbass teams

lmao. rockets can't even put the jazz away. No chance and I mean NO CHANCE IN HELL at beating golden state.

>Rockets up by 4
>people ITT talking shit

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this
golden state has one of the better coaches in the league with Kerr, good/better defenders that can switch, and an actual offense
the biggest thing that the jazz are missing is a star that can always score, someone like curry/KD/lebron/giannis/kyrie/PG/harden, someone who has that gravity, that you HAVE to defend or else you will get scored on
a lot of teams don't have it, of course, but even the spurs had it in their peak

or be a fan of door stops

but Warriors dropped a game to the fucking Clips

HARDEN ACTIVATED
IT'S ALL OGRE

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>White Female Senior Citizen Trying to Act Hard; the Show
who the fuck green lit this trash

its over mitchell phoned it in

The NBA literally has a timepiece make as a sponsor, and they cannot keep the game clock consistent for shit.

will harden ever get a tech for talking shit to jae/rubio?

they haven't been handing out many techs these playoffs, i've been seeing tons of rough shoulder checking coupled with staring which is usually enough to get a T in this soft-ass league nowadays yet they haven't gotten any this month

It doesn't help when everyone is being a defeatist zoomer about it, does it?

do crowder or rubio have their own commercial?

I know nobody wants to watch this series but thread is too slow still

I know what you mean

Is Donovan Mitchell a bargain bin Westbrook?

harden should get a foul for every forearm push step back

need some better passing

moving screen on rubio

OUR HOUS3

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rejected

For every time Harden does that Apemond does it 5-10 times more often desu

mitchell sux

HOUS3

harden is cancer .

Harden just pushing dudes out there lmao
>pushes off oneale for a missed three
>just pushes mitchell while on defense
what a fag

based harden shitting on retards
go back to utah retard

warriors fan here, we'll pick up House's option in the summer. he'd be a great bench option with iggy getting older

>a rockets fan calling someone else a retard
pottery

Rockets stomped in the 4th

it's called skill

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>jazz getting eliminated in the first round to >houston
pottery

if tucker was anything above absolute shit at shooting he'd be a perennial allstar, kinda sad i rly like him

NBA offseason Offensive training is watching Barry Sanders Greatest Stiffarms compilations

still mad the jazz traded alec burks for a 37yo kyle korver

he's not bad at shooting, just streaky
there was a ~15 game streak this season where he was shooting over 50% from 3 on like 4 attempts per game

they needed another cuck for their bulls

why is Donovan Mitchelll so shit at shooting and why does nobody seem to care?

I guess its part of being you chocking in the playoffs or something

>he's not bad at shooting, just streaky
nah he's actually really bad when you account for look quality, 2/3s of his attempts are wide open and he knocks down less than half. I wish it wasnt so rocketbro

thanks rivers

forgot to attach

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looks good to me

my knick are going to be NBA champs next year... i swear bros....

>single digit lead going into the fourth
can the rockets close this out?

i expect tape to be sent to the league office during the warriors series

i unironically hope so
>KD and Kyrie both go to NY
>draft zion
>re-up DJ and DSJ
Kyrie-Trier-KD-Zion-DJ, not bad at all

and thats the wrong image anyway, its 37%, 47% in playoffs nba cant design their website properly. whatever, my harden mvp

this houston crowd is a joke. move the franchise to seattle

activate it

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cant afford DJ, KD and Kyrie and DSJ will throw a fit like he did in Dallas if he's like the 4th ballhandler not to mention Robinson is already better than DJ

finish at the line harden

just wait to re-sign after KD and kyrie sign

The Jizz are over

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>that guy who added a -nyang at the end of his name

That's not how it works, july 1st theyre all free agents

I'm actually enjoying a 1st round game, what the fuck.

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Knicks fans are going to die in mass when Kd just stays at GS

and 1

CHRIS PAUL MURDERING THE ENTIRE STATE OF UTAH

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sure but they can go over the cap to re-sign their previous players

CP for 3!

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youre thinking of bird rights, the knicks dont have DJ's bird rights

Based retarded frogposter!

Jazz pulls a sweet lil win today

this. also if they max KD (assuming he goes there) and max some other guy (Butler?) they'd still only have enough cap space to sign a few roleplayers. dunno if DJ would be willing to take the pay cut, plus it's about time Robinson gets some starting minutes like he did the last 5-10 games this season

capela clearly committed an offensive foul lol

based capela

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Mitchell gonna pull a Dame

Mitchell kinda sucks

can you pick up the rebounding houston?

gud 2 see capela still hustles after getting paid

Can't believe people think Mitchell will be a superstar.

>guarding Harden from behind
lmao this league

*hits a floater on u*

fuck

>standing behind harden to defend him
This game looks glitchy as fuck

idk what you mean, great defence, he didn't score a 3

Ricky fucking rubio

lmao

>rubio

RubiNO

yeah
ricky fucking rubio

>:(

white boys need to get off the court

huge break

How the fuck do you airball a wide open corner 3

>the city of Rubio

lmao a neet from /b could've atleast hit something wtf

not only that, but passing OUT OF THE PAINT to get that shot lololo

Holy shit scrubio. That airball will haunt him

lol Rubio is assssssssss

Rubio would fit in nice in my local rec league (if there even was one)

>rubio airballing threes
>rockets can't hit free throws to save their lives

Wow jazz. That was... just embarrassing

Who wins in a bricklaying competition between Rubio and Mitchell

Mitchell is so shit

choke artists, all of them

really tucker?

That's it it. THat cost them. It's over.

HOLY SHIT IT'S ALL OGRE

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WE READY


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FOR YALL

the Jazz are throwing this game

thanks tucker
Thanks for hitting 2 of 4. thats all we fucking needed.

wow could the Jazz have choked harder?

What a fucking bum

thats better

Fuck man this is beyond gay

state of those final few jazz possessions get yourselves a real PG

>the state of mormons

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what an ugly win, they'll get swept by the Warriors

>harden
>defense
:D

I'm telling you they are trying to lose

>opposing team plays like ass
>still lose
where did it all go wrong jazzbros

Nice choke, Jizz. You should've rolled over and died last game.

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>jizz

>James HarDen

Why are the Jazz fouling? Are they not confident they can get stop?

Mormons really had a chance there in the final two minutes but they broke out the spaghetti instead. Sadness.

We are brick

Their defense is standing behind dudes and letting them run to the basket, so no.

warriors dropped one to the fucking clippers, nothing is suprising this season.

>10/10 in Houston
kek

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That was the lowest iq sequence I have ever seen jazz. Wow you are complete shit.

left seems aight, jaw kinda square tho

Mitchell exposed
Chokleahomo blunder exposed even harder lmfao

feeling a 7/10 on the westbrick scale with mitchell

The jazz suck big fucking nigger dick jesus fucking christ

LMAO BITCHELL NO SHAKING HANDS

the way she tried to calm down the crowd pissed me off

Get fucked Mormons

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are these playoffs kino?
>Gaycers eliminated
>OKC eliminated (Lillard exposing Westbrick)
>Nets eliminated (but still won a game against Philachokelia)
>Clippers have a chance at forcing game 6 against Warriors
all in the first round

we can all agree mitchell is a bust right?

JAZZ FUCKING SUCK, IT WAS THOSE LAST 2 MINUTES THAT COST THEM THE GAME

Did that glimmer of hope make it hurt more for you, Utah?

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>Austin Rivers made it to the 2nd round

>two whites showing sportsmanship
>rest of the team storming down the tunnel

>rest of the team is black
whoa....

bitchell will be in the D league in 2 seasons

>mitchell takes 5 consecutive 3 pointers and misses them all because he forgot he cant fucking shoot
>the ball literally slips out of their hands on 3 consecutive possessions
The Jazz are a fucking jv team

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was rubio included in this

yes

rubio isnt white

>passing the ball to Ricky fucking Rubio when you need a go ahead 3, ever
the absolute FUCKING state of utah basketball

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My favorite part was Ingles passing up the wide open dunk, to pass to a covered Gobert in the paint and throw away their last meaningful possession

My clippies die tonight...

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>losing to harden's defense
Embarrassing tbqh jazz desu-desu-ne

that seemed to be a majority of the jazz playbook. why even drive if you arent ever going to do anything with that penetration.

capela was there ready to wreck him but ingles does that a lot. He is a pussy

and then he blasted em with like 3 floaters lmao

Next game