Cockshits VS Jizz Game 5 REEEEEEE edition
Cockshits VS Jizz Game 5 REEEEEEE edition
Westbrook sucks.
Dame is top 10 NBA easy if you dissagree you are a racist.
go rockets
Donovan wins mvp in 3 years
Mitchell and gobert need more help
*Trae Young
Jimmy Buckets?
>jizz bothered to show up and play
2 mins in and chris paul already being a flopping faggot
>those empty seats
the president should really look into how he's selling those seats desu
no one will ever sign with the Jazz in free agency, they need to build through draft and trades
Paul is annoying to watch he is so obviously butt hurt that he will never get a ring
and when they do its usually because they are on the decline like iso joe
Are they actually that expensive in burguerland or does nobody want to watch this game?
Jimmy Butler likes country music and rural white people. He's actually the Jazz's only hope. They better throw a max at him
my raptie :)
Best way to do it famalama I like D Mitchell
he will have to settle for making hundreds of millions and being set for life in his 20s
from what I'm told most of the oil copanies in the area buy those seats but who know. if its true though I think they might to relook at how they sell those seats because having empty arena can suck
For this match up, it's the latter. Casuals don't really care about this series, but would drop more cash when the warriors arrive.
Yep, not worth paying this much for a gentleman sweep game. Save your money for Warriors
Jabari Parker is a mormon and Gobert may be the only center good enough defensively to cover his mistakes, he should be a target for the Jazz
Exactly that is why I don't understand why they are such premadonna diva bitches who cry about everything. They have nothing to bitch about they have fun for a living and get paid millions of dollars to do it.
LOB
hes butthurt all his friends are losers
Is it just me or is the crowd looking empty
Jazz sucks
Dont worry your eyes are fine
the hell happened to Jingles? hes been ass all series.
I want to be a fan of an NBA team for the next season.
I search.
>Team that is always loser.
>Team without any Championship
>Pathetic Team
>Team with a very poor fanbase
>Team with very low Attendance in the Arena
>totally irrelevant Team
>and NBA Team that always lives under the shadow of a more popular, more successful, more important and more winning team of Major League Soccer.
This isn't an entertaining series for casuals in Houston. Them dropping money on it wouldn't make sense like it would for Mormons in Utah dropping money to see their team vs Harden
Reggie logic: if you take away the things theyre doing bad, theyre actually doing alright
Every team in the NBA sucks except for the Bucks and the Warriors
you have to finish that house
Losing isn’t fun.
Mormons love spending money period
houstan usually have shoody fan attendent
Toronto is your best bet
>no championships
>choke in first or second round every year
>soccer team is bigger
Who is the worst commentator?
GORDON
>and NBA Team that always lives under the shadow of a more popular, more successful, more important and more winning team of Major League Soccer
That doesn't exist because soccer is almost non existent here.
Bucks rhymes with sucks though.
marv albert
warriors guys or anybody really who is a home team dick sucker. so, Jazz guys are good, Blazers guys, and Knicks guys. most of the rest suck.
cweb. Miller is annoying but cweb is annoying and awkward. He was much better on inside the nba before shaw took his job
atlanta
also Mike Breen fuck that bammer
based satan giving us senile marv
If you pay me $488,000 dollars a day to play basketball I don't give a fuck if I lose every single game my entire life
Warriors commentators are definitely up there. Knicks commentators (Breen and Clyde) are probably the best. the Clippers dude who's retiring (can't remember his name) is pretty great too
for national commentators, Marv Albert is pretty awful. Chris Webber is one of my all-time favorite players but his commentary is also pretty ass. Reggie Miller is alright
bill walton
Just talk about game you fuckinf hippe nigger
the hawks have won a title in the early years of the nba but otherwise they check all the requirements
What?
Then you’d probably be out of the league pretty fast.
I don’t know how I could have been any more clear.
That's where I'm at too. I would literally not give one fuck. I would retire in my 30s and spend my days plastering the insides of 19 yo girls. Wtf cares about a ring when you have that lifestyle?
>retards still reply to Costa Rican user
Rockets need to close this one out
No you wouldn't. You would just be another very rich guy without a ring.
Why would the Atlanta Hawks be my team in the NBA?
Perhaps state what you are trying to say differently
reggie millers voice is like nails on a chalkboard. and his go to hype up is "ARE YOU KIDDING ME"
cp3 btfo
they're godawful, have no meaningful history, and live in the shadow of the local soccer team
because atlanta fc outsold the hawks in seats
he also defends the refs non stop
nigga you live in coca cola, your country was litteraly created in atlanta
Warriors and Rockets struggling with trash tier teams yet people think they the West is better. Clippers and Jazz are Pacers/Pistons level of ass. No reason they shouldn't be gone right now
clippers and jazz would sweep the pacers and pistons you mongoloid
>struggling
>gentlemen sweep
what
Atlanta Hawks have a great future
Jazz in 7
thanks chris
Flop number three for paul
Is it time to flex on the Rockets?
I love how Hardens flabby ass keeps stepping up to Crowder. Like anyone thinks he would do anything
Did Softout turn his beast mode off?
What’s going on with him, Yea Forums?
time to wake up harden
not yet. dont pull a westbrook.
Everyone knows the West is much more wealthy.
Why only charge for 4 games when you could charge for 7?
Big brain play if you ask me.
WHY IS THIS GAME SO BORING AND SHIT
Can't wait to see the Rockets get BTFO in the playoffs.
did they party yesterday night. this is terrible
>another Warriors cruise through the west
Fuck off senpai
we struck spriknles
Samantha bee was never funny. Always too predictable even back to Daily show
make a shot
Harden going to have bad neck problems when hes older, all this throwing his head back like a diva bullshit
The closer Houston gets to the Warriors, the more they choke
GET FUCKED YA BITCHKETS
Will Chris Paul get "injured" this game or during practice this week? Or game 1 of Warriors?
>.491
>.417
These are two players playoff fg %
Who do they belong to?
Hint: they have both been to the playoffs at least 10 times.
Oh no it's another classic playoff harden game
>missing a dunk
OH NO NO NO
>harden doesn't choke in the playoffs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Tarden in prime playoff form
oh my god harden stop fucking up
HARD3N
Why does Harden choke in the playoffs? In the regular season he always looks unstoppable
lebron and westbrook
less freethrows. regular season he literally gets away with travel
shaw
Malone
>shaw
phoneposter spotted
Newfag spotted
HARD3N
Lebron and Harden.
god i probably have email addresses older than you
hard3n
>activated
if the player ever looks directly at the ref instead of first bracing themselves, it should be a T
Went to Utah once and I got raped
HARDEN ACTIVATED
dont be that guy
get the lead before the half
How many times will Harden choke in the playoffs?
1... 2... 3!...
>CHOKE
The world may never know...
Go back to sleep Harden!
kobe does that to everyone
rip jizz
>based houston finally waking up enough to close this out
>4 pt lead at half for the rockets
>against the jizz
are the rockets the biggest disappointment in the playoffs this season?
no expectations for clippers and spurs, and they manage to do well
nuggets might have higher expectations, since they were the 2 seed
Correct. That is such a significant difference it is absolutely fucking incredible. Westrbook is even worse at .411 and keep in mind Lebron has been way further in the playoffs way more times. Even Curry is at like .454 or something. Shit like this is what makes Lebron so good in my opinion. He gets the superstar foul calls but doesn't completely rely on it. Also I have never seen Lebron pull a little bitch fake and jump into the the defender move. All those other guys do it regularly.
Why Jizz cant shoot
‘97 who up
The Thunder are by far the biggest disappointment in the playoffs every year
you gotta keep stroking after the tingling starts user
Where them cum stains at
The Rockets were a bigger disappointment last year, OKC is a standard one at this point since Westbrook is a constant at failing when it counts.
Just a reminder: If you are a Harden fan you might have brain damage.
even with brain damage mine still runs at a higher rate than most
Harden and Westbrick are playoff choke artists because less fouls are called so they are forced to actually shoot the ball which they both suck cock at
Based and beardpilled
based chuck calling out these dumbass teams
lmao. rockets can't even put the jazz away. No chance and I mean NO CHANCE IN HELL at beating golden state.
>Rockets up by 4
>people ITT talking shit
this
golden state has one of the better coaches in the league with Kerr, good/better defenders that can switch, and an actual offense
the biggest thing that the jazz are missing is a star that can always score, someone like curry/KD/lebron/giannis/kyrie/PG/harden, someone who has that gravity, that you HAVE to defend or else you will get scored on
a lot of teams don't have it, of course, but even the spurs had it in their peak
or be a fan of door stops
but Warriors dropped a game to the fucking Clips
HARDEN ACTIVATED
IT'S ALL OGRE
>White Female Senior Citizen Trying to Act Hard; the Show
who the fuck green lit this trash
its over mitchell phoned it in
The NBA literally has a timepiece make as a sponsor, and they cannot keep the game clock consistent for shit.
will harden ever get a tech for talking shit to jae/rubio?
they haven't been handing out many techs these playoffs, i've been seeing tons of rough shoulder checking coupled with staring which is usually enough to get a T in this soft-ass league nowadays yet they haven't gotten any this month
It doesn't help when everyone is being a defeatist zoomer about it, does it?
do crowder or rubio have their own commercial?
I know nobody wants to watch this series but thread is too slow still
I know what you mean
Is Donovan Mitchell a bargain bin Westbrook?
harden should get a foul for every forearm push step back
need some better passing
moving screen on rubio
OUR HOUS3
rejected
For every time Harden does that Apemond does it 5-10 times more often desu
mitchell sux
HOUS3
harden is cancer .
Harden just pushing dudes out there lmao
>pushes off oneale for a missed three
>just pushes mitchell while on defense
what a fag
based harden shitting on retards
go back to utah retard
warriors fan here, we'll pick up House's option in the summer. he'd be a great bench option with iggy getting older
>a rockets fan calling someone else a retard
pottery
Rockets stomped in the 4th
it's called skill
>jazz getting eliminated in the first round to >houston
pottery
if tucker was anything above absolute shit at shooting he'd be a perennial allstar, kinda sad i rly like him
NBA offseason Offensive training is watching Barry Sanders Greatest Stiffarms compilations
still mad the jazz traded alec burks for a 37yo kyle korver
he's not bad at shooting, just streaky
there was a ~15 game streak this season where he was shooting over 50% from 3 on like 4 attempts per game
they needed another cuck for their bulls
why is Donovan Mitchelll so shit at shooting and why does nobody seem to care?
I guess its part of being you chocking in the playoffs or something
>he's not bad at shooting, just streaky
nah he's actually really bad when you account for look quality, 2/3s of his attempts are wide open and he knocks down less than half. I wish it wasnt so rocketbro
thanks rivers
forgot to attach
looks good to me
my knick are going to be NBA champs next year... i swear bros....
>single digit lead going into the fourth
can the rockets close this out?
i expect tape to be sent to the league office during the warriors series
i unironically hope so
>KD and Kyrie both go to NY
>draft zion
>re-up DJ and DSJ
Kyrie-Trier-KD-Zion-DJ, not bad at all
and thats the wrong image anyway, its 37%, 47% in playoffs nba cant design their website properly. whatever, my harden mvp
this houston crowd is a joke. move the franchise to seattle
activate it
cant afford DJ, KD and Kyrie and DSJ will throw a fit like he did in Dallas if he's like the 4th ballhandler not to mention Robinson is already better than DJ
finish at the line harden
just wait to re-sign after KD and kyrie sign
The Jizz are over
>that guy who added a -nyang at the end of his name
That's not how it works, july 1st theyre all free agents
I'm actually enjoying a 1st round game, what the fuck.
Knicks fans are going to die in mass when Kd just stays at GS
and 1
CHRIS PAUL MURDERING THE ENTIRE STATE OF UTAH
sure but they can go over the cap to re-sign their previous players
CP for 3!
youre thinking of bird rights, the knicks dont have DJ's bird rights
Based retarded frogposter!
Jazz pulls a sweet lil win today
this. also if they max KD (assuming he goes there) and max some other guy (Butler?) they'd still only have enough cap space to sign a few roleplayers. dunno if DJ would be willing to take the pay cut, plus it's about time Robinson gets some starting minutes like he did the last 5-10 games this season
capela clearly committed an offensive foul lol
based capela
Mitchell gonna pull a Dame
Mitchell kinda sucks
can you pick up the rebounding houston?
gud 2 see capela still hustles after getting paid
Can't believe people think Mitchell will be a superstar.
>guarding Harden from behind
lmao this league
*hits a floater on u*
fuck
>standing behind harden to defend him
This game looks glitchy as fuck
idk what you mean, great defence, he didn't score a 3
Ricky fucking rubio
lmao
>rubio
RubiNO
yeah
ricky fucking rubio
>:(
white boys need to get off the court
huge break
How the fuck do you airball a wide open corner 3
>the city of Rubio
lmao a neet from /b could've atleast hit something wtf
not only that, but passing OUT OF THE PAINT to get that shot lololo
Holy shit scrubio. That airball will haunt him
lol Rubio is assssssssss
Rubio would fit in nice in my local rec league (if there even was one)
>rubio airballing threes
>rockets can't hit free throws to save their lives
Wow jazz. That was... just embarrassing
Who wins in a bricklaying competition between Rubio and Mitchell
Mitchell is so shit
choke artists, all of them
really tucker?
That's it it. THat cost them. It's over.
HOLY SHIT IT'S ALL OGRE
WE READY
WE READY
WE
READY
FOR YALL
the Jazz are throwing this game
thanks tucker
Thanks for hitting 2 of 4. thats all we fucking needed.
wow could the Jazz have choked harder?
What a fucking bum
thats better
Fuck man this is beyond gay
state of those final few jazz possessions get yourselves a real PG
>the state of mormons
what an ugly win, they'll get swept by the Warriors
>harden
>defense
:D
I'm telling you they are trying to lose
>opposing team plays like ass
>still lose
where did it all go wrong jazzbros
Nice choke, Jizz. You should've rolled over and died last game.
>jizz
>James HarDen
Why are the Jazz fouling? Are they not confident they can get stop?
Mormons really had a chance there in the final two minutes but they broke out the spaghetti instead. Sadness.
We are brick
Their defense is standing behind dudes and letting them run to the basket, so no.
warriors dropped one to the fucking clippers, nothing is suprising this season.
>10/10 in Houston
kek
That was the lowest iq sequence I have ever seen jazz. Wow you are complete shit.
left seems aight, jaw kinda square tho
Mitchell exposed
Chokleahomo blunder exposed even harder lmfao
feeling a 7/10 on the westbrick scale with mitchell
The jazz suck big fucking nigger dick jesus fucking christ
LMAO BITCHELL NO SHAKING HANDS
the way she tried to calm down the crowd pissed me off
Get fucked Mormons
are these playoffs kino?
>Gaycers eliminated
>OKC eliminated (Lillard exposing Westbrick)
>Nets eliminated (but still won a game against Philachokelia)
>Clippers have a chance at forcing game 6 against Warriors
all in the first round
we can all agree mitchell is a bust right?
JAZZ FUCKING SUCK, IT WAS THOSE LAST 2 MINUTES THAT COST THEM THE GAME
Did that glimmer of hope make it hurt more for you, Utah?
>Austin Rivers made it to the 2nd round
>two whites showing sportsmanship
>rest of the team storming down the tunnel
>rest of the team is black
whoa....
bitchell will be in the D league in 2 seasons
>mitchell takes 5 consecutive 3 pointers and misses them all because he forgot he cant fucking shoot
>the ball literally slips out of their hands on 3 consecutive possessions
The Jazz are a fucking jv team
was rubio included in this
yes
rubio isnt white
>passing the ball to Ricky fucking Rubio when you need a go ahead 3, ever
the absolute FUCKING state of utah basketball
My favorite part was Ingles passing up the wide open dunk, to pass to a covered Gobert in the paint and throw away their last meaningful possession
My clippies die tonight...
>losing to harden's defense
Embarrassing tbqh jazz desu-desu-ne
that seemed to be a majority of the jazz playbook. why even drive if you arent ever going to do anything with that penetration.
capela was there ready to wreck him but ingles does that a lot. He is a pussy
and then he blasted em with like 3 floaters lmao
Next game