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>Having the blind guy be the crew chief again.
What can go wrong?

Konata only cares about how many pennies Cishek is worth.

how's that guy been doing? I remember last year in the playoffs he looked like an absolute stud but his era sucks now

Did you switch teams?

>Hammels walks
It's a meltdown! Time to panic!

He got off to a shaky start but he's been looking good lately. This is a good test for him
kek

>$6.5 million a year
That's a lot of pennies

Cubs lose by five tonight btw

>28 pitch inning
Not a good start if Hamels is going to go deep

I'm calling the shot, Schwarber is going to hit a home run tonight. He's due.

>Descals's Bating Average with men on
.524
>Descals's Bating Average with bases empty
.176

Why would you put him as the lead off man?

FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU

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TRADE RIZZO AND HEYWARD FOR PITCHING

Based fishe mane

Hamels does not look sharp tonight.

NOBODY BEATS THE RIZ!

Wew

Chris Taylor is the Austin Barnes of 2019

guess ct3 can be stopped

So he's like Samson where a beard gives him his strength?

>big red down arrow at >cube park
LOL OH NOOOOOOO OH NO NO NO

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The owner is a huge fan of Cubs.

It's walk up Wednesday, give me your walk up songs.

do pros actually get to choose specific songs, or do they give them a list to choose from? some of their choices are so pedestrian

IM HERE TO JINX THE NO HITTER...WHO WITH ME

oh fuck you

They select their songs for whatever the team has licensed.

Lots of 1st base antics this series

WEW

GOT EM

Run Descalso you old fuck

SICK relay by kike

Descalso you slowpoke bum.

GET DABBED ON

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did kris listen to MLB yesterday and this morning tell me how to get out his slump

welp, at least bryant actually got another hit

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lmao don't even remember saving this

D O Y E R S
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time for >risp

>SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO

What the fuck?

not today motherfucker

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WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Finally a fucking hit too

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how tho

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Now this is just rude

Time for a Baez home run

CT3 breaking up another no-hitter

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>one strike away
Ouch

Walker mowing you down with ease

>ease
he's not hitting his breaking pitches very well at all

is bryant out of his slump?

>Having to get bailed out by his defense constantly
>Ease

Hamels slow on the break to cover first base twice so far.
First time Riz bailed him out with a dive to the bag.
Second time cost him a run.
That plus 5 walks in 4 innings on 82p.

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Kike has been shit lately

6 walks through 96 pitches in 5.1 innings now.
What the fuck is going on.

>six walks

correct

We have only one option now.

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What is this, a Yu darvish episode?

Says a lot that he's only allowed 1 run to the doyers lineup consistently of the MVP frontrunner, turner, seager, et al.

He's a grinder

will we see chatwood today bros?

And the only run was because he didn't hustle and it would be tied if it wasn't the slowest cub in the batting line up outside of Zobrsit trying to make it from 1st to home.

>bryan lahair
wow I remember when I was upset that Rizzo took over his spot

Almora always give you a good at-bat

gg doyers

Lester sitll pitching ? damn cubs are worse than i thought

Who are the Dodgers sending down once D Mountain comes back? Yimi?

We need anime posting to get Hamels through this inning.

Anime won't save you fags

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Why are you projecting?

based

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>Cubes

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Is there a problem?

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cmon white sox

B E L L I N G O D

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why are you posting these?

INB4 he roids

BELLIBOMB!

BELLIBOMB

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What the hell is Maddon thinking?

>CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES

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Wind carried that all the way

>maddon leaving Hamels in this one to the tune of 110p
>doesnt do that during his good starts, just this one

get fucked idiot chiraqian

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Welcome to the wonderful world of analytics.

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GET FUCKED CUSB

Kys doyers fans

sorry

The Dodgers sure are sore winners. Can't they just take victory with grace?

stay boiling m8

Angels are on, don't bother with this trash

>SHITCONGO

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>Seething cubes fags

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As opposed to how classy the cusb lifelongs were in yesterday's thread, right?

who pitching?
>Yu
>you? I’m not pitching, I’m asking you who’s pitching?
>Yu didn’t say who’s pitching? He should know
>who should know?
>Yu
>but I don’t know though, that’s why I’m asking you!
>I already told you who’s pitching and it’s Yu
>I’m not a pitcher; there’s no way it’s me
>it’s not you, it’s Yu
>the fuck are you talking about
>aaay fuck you buddy
>Fuck Yu? Why him? What did he do to you?
>

We were very classy.

yesterdays thread was pretty chill desu

we can both laugh at how pathetic the broors are lol

>SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO >SHITCONGO

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imagine being actually butthurt over a thread on an anime board

LOL at all these seething lifelongs

>>>/reddit/
loser idiot

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it's a 3 run game. at least wait til the 9th inning you stupid spictard

Sure a lot of projection

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I don't know what that means, redditor. you can't post with us

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Scuba kek scuba !

cusbs lifelongs SEETHING!!!

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please stop posting these,

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Based Gondola poster

>Wanting to look like some dehydrated twink

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>More projection

no one's seething here

based based x poster poster :DDD

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woohoo a hit

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Did Theo pick up Descalso specifically to kill to the Dodgers?

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my meth dealer is in jail again. oh well

On the bright side the cards won today.

Rizzo is due for a walk, line out or home run.

based spurdo poster

When are they going to ban the shift?

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Baez is due for a clutch home run or swinging strike out

>bueller is preddy gud tonite

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under which circumstances can a strikeout be clutch
>inb4 drop third strike

Baez GOD

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HHAHAHAHAHAH DOYERS BTFO

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E
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for the longest time I really really didnt like javy and his ridiculous swing and misses. What did he change?

>it was 3-0
fucking knew they'd blow it

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I told you he was due.

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God that was literally the most predictable thing ever. Why can't Roberts ever overmanage in the right places?

I want all of you doyers spics to apologize!!!!

HE CAN'T FUCKING KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS BULLSHIT WHAT THE FUCK

His swing and miss is worse than ever, it's just when he does connect, he will find a way to get it in play.

it's ok I think the cusb have a worse bullpen than ours

MAGO
A
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Never. Only fags apologize.

this is true

I wanted to apologize for that guy trying to force you to apologize. sorry sir

Ok now we see who has the bullpen of the two teams.

My money is on the doyers. Sox fan here

lmao I knew that was coming a mile away, what do I have to apologize for

>Baez just watched his home run all the way through
Will the Dodgers be punks and throw at him in his next at bat?

The best*

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Show some class you animal

BABY BOY BOTE

team reddit bout to btfo the worthless doyers

Bote is GOATie

Nice call bub

Another day, another roberts 5.2 to fuck my meme ass QS fantasee points

I didn't know the Cardinals were playing the Dodgers.

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Heyward, why are you regressing now?

they better
baez needs to be humbled

Eat it bitches

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>DOYERS

FUCK

THE

DOYERS

YESYEYSYESYES

EAT SHIT NIGGER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

not yet

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:^)

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Posts that aged REALLY poorly

why does it feel like every team can hit with RISP except the Dodgers

>alexander

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reddit

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>the state of los angeles

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The Cubs sure are sore winners. Can't they just take victory with grace?

It was all a ruse to get him to hit that home run.

>being this insecure
It's April, bud

sorry based spurdbro

Based reverse psychology

Why are you so mad?

Suck my shit pipe doyers

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Fuck the dodgers

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have sex

Is there a more useless superpower than always being able to identify the reliever that clearly doesn't have it today (and play him)?

Baez screws the Doyers again.

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I took this from Yea Forums to support the Cubs
It's a dark skinned girl protecting the gamethread for mean old shitposters.

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>stretch
vin singing

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>Having Vin Scully sing the stretch right after the Cubs blow the Dodgers out
Cubs know how to twist the knife

Maddon has mastered that power. He kept using it until Carl Edwards Jr got demoted.

I miss him bros.

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It's quite hurtful.

So there goes Kintzler, probably the only consistent arm in the pen.
Hopefully Cishek and Strop have their shit together tonight.

I don't, he sucked, but your current announcers are worse

whats the deal with morrow?

nagatoro a shit

Nice bait fag. Take your (You)

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>Joe Kelly
Roberts throwing in the towel

chronically injured

this is Yea Forums you retard

GO RUN OUTSIDE AND GET SHOT BY A SPIC

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>Throwing at Bryant's head
What the fuck Doyers?

Go outside and get shot by some nigger.

Doyers chimping out

Um excuse me sweaty but >our spics stab people or beat them up
also
>chicago talking about getting shot

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>Clean up guy humiliates you and showboats
>Throw at the number 2 guy's head
What did the Dodgers mean by this?

Why are the cubs fans so classless? They got the lead show some class.

>not having guns to let niggers shoot you
pathetic tbdesu

Fucking Kelly adding fuel to the dumpster fire

>you shouldnt have made him angry

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What about this half chocolate half vanilla?

This will help Bryant score

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Wonder how many of these posts were by cubs fans.

Eat shit faggot.

>joe
>kelly
I call him joe LELly

kek knew it

sorry we'll be better sir

Cubs fans are like school in the summer time.

No class.

It'll only be a dumpster fire if Baez hits another home run

let me think about it...
okay.

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inb4 Baez gives up a homer to Baez

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I probably can't post this on Yea Forums, but I can link it.

If Baez gets another at bat, it's going to be dumpster fire regardless what he does.

we will strive to better ourselves

Well, at least this ump has been pretty consistent. Hopefully this isn't the start of a dodgers slump

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I wouldn't worry too much, unless bellinger tears his groin.

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>blowing into his ear
muh dicc

This looks relevant to my interests. Got any more?

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belli steal inc

WE BACK IN IT

Why is Cishek so bad?

VERDUGOOOOOOOOOO

>Cishek still mediocre this season.

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HAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAY
youtube.com/watch?v=fgLjjfJ8Ktc

>Cishek
NOT WORTH A FUCKING DIME

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>no lead is safe
>so long as wrigley hosts

Check the Yea Forums thread, but it looks like this anime girl gives the Cubs bad luck. best not to post anymore.

Fuck the cubs

>not starting Verdugo
Fuck roberts and the front office with their sabermetric bullshit

pic is CWEP poster

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This desu

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Just three more outs.

>sabermetric
Does that involve swords?

still fire dave roberts pls

hold on to your shit

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Verdugo is gonna be ROTY

>inb4 walks

Strope gives up a solo hr, Baez gets the walk off in the bottom of the 9th.

Ump ball

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hmmmmm

please strop

fuck this

Reminder, they called Schwarber out on that swing

[ W ]

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[W]
Go Cubs Go,
Go Cubs Go,
Hey LA, what do you say?
The Cubs are going to win today.

double play!
gg dodgers, see ya tomorrow

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GG EZ I WASN'T EVEN SCARED

Great come back win.
Bring your brooms tomorrow.

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thanks Doyers, gg!

BROORS CAN SUCK IT!!

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Because you have to get hits first, Hamels gift wrapped you 6 base runners and it took him shitting the bed on the last one to make a run out it.

>double play
shit ending for a shit team, thank god I can't watch em tomorrow
gg cubs

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gg dodger
Good to see at least one of you stick it out.

Thanks lad, sucks because the thread was pretty comfy before the bellibomb, then it all went to shit

gg why cant you watch tomorrow?

Got cawlidge, won't be back until after the game is over unless there's extra innings

>doyers are overrated trash

Believe it or not, Cubs gamethreads are extremely laid back and rarely shitpost unless it's against a rival.

Same but off tues and thursay.
College blows but at least I'm almost done