CAR @ WSH gamethread

God fucking damnit

I'm nervous too meng. You haven't had to deal with as many game sevens as we have. It never ends.

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I can't stay up that late

Lesgo

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Great more hill billy hockey

Whoever wins this game will win the series, in my opinion.

I TRUSTED YOU UKRAINE AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME

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game 7's get me real anxious, lads. especially when my team's actually playing in one.

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Prophet-tier

got my nesquik and my bible

guys gimme some link, acestream whatever

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=htgr3pvBr-I

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bilasport dot net slash nhl

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FUCK THE REFS

Literally won the sharks the series. Vegas was completely robbed. Sure you can say that 4 goals is a lot in a short time but that was all PP time and with the best time for the biggest momentum swing. Such a fucking shit way to end the series. It’s disgusting.

Sir this is a bojangles.

basé

Real theme
youtu.be/CGfKi6kpdTQ

blacked.com/nhl/streams

the hurricanes are a meme reddit team

t. live in the 919

also, stream? doesnt work for me

go hurricaps

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HISS
SEETHE

Only losers do drugs and stuff like that. Cool cats get high on LIFE and on JESUS. Always remember that.

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Go Hurric/a/nes! Sunbelters gotta stick together!

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lmao is that your favorute site? I've seen your momma out there.

>trusting a country that elected a tv actor as president

i just hope both teams have a good time, desu user

youtube.com/watch?v=GlvYk6b1_zY

I thought that I'd just be glad for >us to be here, and to have gotten this far.
But fuck that. I wanna win.

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based russia bringing the bants

Rooting for chaos

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thanks, bro! here for you.

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Preds/ducks/canes broship?

>That terrible one app commercial
Hope the zoomers win.

The only teams I'm willing to have a broship with are the hasb and maybe the sharks.

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Intended irony?

c/a/ps

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>puck drop: 7;30

heh, little cord cutter can't find a stream? meanwhile I'm reclined in my extra padded La-Z-Boy watching the game on my big screen with my cable. I've got thousands of channels I don't even watch and you can't find one dinky little stream of a game you are dying to watch. Got my double gulp full of vodka and Monster in my cupholder and a soft breeze coming in through my open window. It's game time for me. And you?
Well, that's what your thrifty little progressive zoomer ass that wants to "cheat the system" gets.
*sip*

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We already have one m8

go caps! xD

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>preds support
the kiss of death

>have to choose between nbc and washington's homer feed
yikes

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Gonna have to veto anything to do with the Sharks.

If this post is 7 Williams lives up to his moniker

based and boomerpilled

carolina fag here

why didn't anybody tell me /hoc/ threads were so comfy?

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It doesn't matter who wins and who loses, as long as EVERYONE gets to play an equal amount and have an equal amount of fun!

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>up 3-1 in series
>up 3-0 with MINUTES LEFT
>give up 4 goals in ONE powerplay
but yeah lets blame those refs >:(

williams is a fraud. literally got lucky and has been cashing in on his reputation ever since

>handegg
back to your containment zone

>yfw the caps win the game in the 1st period already

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who do I cheer for, I honestly don't give a shit about either of the teams right now

for me its joe b and locker

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>allying with mexifornia

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where is stream pls

Because >we don't like CTEball.

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I came for stream link and now Im staying here as well

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holy based

Well get a load of this:

>Be first team
>Have 128 points during the regular season
>Lead first playoff game 3-0
>End up losing the series 0-4

for me it's liking anime but not dragging my team into the mud like nashville faggots or the caps have been lately

for me, it's also being upset that there's no forslund or tracy

Do South Carolina anons cheer for the Hurricanes? I used to vacation there a lot so I guess I’ll cheer for them :^)

rip craps

even funnier, thank you finland

Anaheim is white m8. Everyone knows this

AHL update:
The Checkers are leading Providence in game 3 at home, 2-0 late in the first.

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Go Canes!

Also, anybody have a FSN stream? All I can find are NBCSN ones.

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Damn, can't imagine any team fucking up that bad haha

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lets go hurricanes!

DROP THE DAMN PUCK BEFORE I PISS MESELF

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Does anyone in South Carolina watch hockey? I thought it was all football and baseball down there.

go red team

Will post my asshole if canes win tonight

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surely youve got a piss bottle

jose can you seeeee

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this sounds better than the nigger in commiefornia

good post

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shall be buying the winning team's jersey tonight

u better

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looking forward to it

erry day

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These anthem singers are BASED

CAREFUL LEAF, CAREFUL NOW

That's an arizonan m80

why don't american fans sing the anthem with the lads?

Caps fans are all international lobbyists

g-go c-canes

its been a long 9+ years c

who here /chapel hill/ here

last playoffs I posted so much captchas stopped working for half a year because they thought I was a robot demanding inquiry after inquiry.

This guy cheers for the Canes. Whatever happens tonight, I'm damn proud of those Bunch of Jerks.

Come on Canes

go canes because best playoffs

Hockey!

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Im /raleigh/ here but my sister is /chapel hill/

can't remember the words desu

here we go bois

>being a captcha cuck
Yikes!

buy a pass bro

dubs and kuznetsov finally shows up

Fully expecting a loss but go canes. I've waited my while hockey watching life for playoffs and they've been great

O-ok

>caps keep it in the zone twice thanks to the ref getting in the way

Former Chapel Hiller from '96 to '09.

>RELOCANES
RANDY BTFO

Fuck

SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

already over, damn

okay can we skip to the round 2 games then

YES

GOOD SHIFT FOR BURAKOVSKY IS REWARDED

SCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

damn

i used to live in cary

i went to the ESA when it first opened when i was 7-8 years old

WELP

BURAGODSKY

fuck this

Fug

Welp

Ayyyyy

SSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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what a snipe really picked that top corner

prepare you ass carolina ahaha

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burakovski is the real mr. game 7 obviously

>pesce

WHAT THE FUCK ARE >WE DOING

Fuckkkk

I did, but it's run out since and now my captcha works again after my long leave of spamming it with retarded posts. so I'm all good now.

IT'S OGRE

cringe

>pesce

>fumblin' and bumblin'

NO NO NO NO I WANT TO SEE CANE user'S ASSHOLE!!!!! WIN THIS CANES!!!!!

fug XD

MR MIA KHALIFA

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there were two instances where you almost cleared it but the ref got in the way lol

Not like this

H-HERE WE GO AGAIN

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should've watched them hoist the cup my friend

t. thrasher fan

oh wow already??
>hurrcanes

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oops someone dropped their m&m's on the ice

REDDIT BTFO OH NO NO NO NO NO

Caps scored first on Monday, don't lose hope.

Also, caps fans fucking suck jesus christ

fuck the canes, and fuck this meme team

no defense at all

>if this posts ends in a 5, Caps blow a score lead just like VGK did last night

>had to restart my internet
>missed the goal
feels bad man

I want to be a fan of an NHL team for the next season.
I search.

>Team that is always loser.

>Team without any Stanley Cup

>Pathetic Team

>Team with a very poor fanbase

>Team with very low Attendance in the Arena

>totally irrelevant Team

>and NHL Team that always lives under the shadow of a more popular, more successful, more important and more winning team of Major League Soccer.

based don with the alternate

aho nattyhatty incoming you faithless bastards

Caps are winning tho

Oh alright

not sure about the last one but panthers is pretty close

boy howdy do i have a team for you

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I'm honestly less upset about already getting scored on compared to how much I hate this NBCSN stream

Are there any FSN ones?

i would HEEM the FUCK out of some talking bucket if it had the nerve to order foor for me

He can barely skate right now. Look at his posture when he's skating. Not normal at all.

uhhh

shorks?

HONK HONK HONK

Up until recently, I would've said Blues or Jackets.

Bout fucking time burky did something tbqfhwy

Carolina about to win 4-3 in OT again

food*

coyotes

they even speak to your culture
>youtube.com/watch?v=XX2eJlyc6Uo

imagine responding to him

>IT WAS 3-0

what if order pirogi

alexa, order pirogi and wodka

my fatass heart cant handle that

Well, guess I’m looking forward for caps islanders round 2

>caps "fans" are quiet as a mouse

I don't know shit about the stations, but there are streams with Joe B & Locker available, who are pretty much the best duo out there.

>go down 3-0
>score 3 in the last 3:16

crackers and nesquik (not before homework)

Panthers or Coyotes

holy fucking clutch by ovie

SCARRRRRRRRRRRR

>RELOCANES
O V I
V
I

oof

id spit out my bojangle sweet tea and keel over and die

WTF DEFENSE

MR GAME 7-2

OVECHGOD
TOP LINE TOMMY
REKT

Gay

Yeah, caps isles. Shall be seeing you guys in the playoffs once more

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BASED FUCKING OVI

OMG

OVIE

SUCH MOVES

SUCH RUSSIAN

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thats game

cmon canes, i should have just stayed on fortnite

See ya in Quebec relocanes

It's over isn't it

well alright then, when do the basketball games start?

REDDIT BTFO OH NO NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>MUH MEME CELEBRATIONS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Grim.

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TOP LINE TOMMY

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WTF I thought the canes were suppose to be good.

two downvotes oh no

OVI OVI OVI OVI OVI

WHAT IN THE FUCK

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>they thought Ovi revenge arc was over

as I said prepare your anus

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ovi best )))))))

SCAAAAAAAARRRRRR
>Ovi is elite

Carolina zoomers can't handle the pressure, pathetic.

1337 1337 1337 1337 1337 1337 1337 1337 1337 1337 1337 1337 1337 1337 1337 1337

>Caps-Broons ECF

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Fuck Ovi is good

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Should have been suspended for this game, what bullshit

>flippy midget moves
thats a yikes from me

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Don't give up guys. There's plenty of game left to play!

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arizona coyotes or florida panthers

Which of the 2 would fit better with the Team profile I'm looking for? -> Blue Jackets?

Why would the Columbus Blue Jackets be my Team in the NHL?

canes ACTUALLY thought they could beat Chad Wilson

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Only 1 more goal before we get a 10 min major + game misconduct on Ovi for a simple delay of game and the Canes score 6 goals

>a grown man
>named dougie

Just start killing players canes

do you think volkswagen is aware that you can see up that girl's skirt in their commercial?

you're on the wrong board lad

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>yfw broons lose to jackoffs

this

the hurricanes are literal reddit on ice

>doubting us

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OVI is so fucking sick

keep forgetting he was league MVP

Seethe harder you casual faggot

why

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stfu ivan, barkov is proof that you could reach your potential by mixing with finns but instead you will always be a slav

>Which of the 2 would fit better with the Team profile I'm looking for?
florida for sure, much worse fans than pheonix

Even if the Canes lose, and it still isn't over, they showed a lot of heart this season. Next year will be a lot different I think. The Canes are gonna be a solid playoff team.

Also I'm at that bar in Briar Creek and talking to the girl, I got her number. Even if the Canes lose I'm gonna score.

Literally Ottawa, minus the mls part

watch nbcsn on mute and listen to game on local radio

Because until recently they sucked shit

They are less successful than the columbus mls team.

>never heard of the phrase "sex sells"

the guy has harnessed the power of the hockey gods

Problematic tbqh

Tom Wilson is a thug

tfw no stanley cup gf

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>>Team that is always loser.
Coyotes and Panthers are the big losers of the west and east.
>>Team without any Stanley Cup
Coyotes and Panthers both zero cups
>>Pathetic Team
A hockey team in the middle of the desert, and a hockey team on the beach
>>Team with a very poor fanbase
Neither have any fans
>>Team with very low Attendance in the Arena
both are bottom of the league in attendance, but the panthers may have the edge here.
>>totally irrelevant Team
Both are always irrelevant
>>and NHL Team that always lives under the shadow of a more popular, more successful, more important and more winning team of Major League Soccer.
The panthers probably have the edge here, they live in the shadow of the Blots in their state

where in washington dc are you lads from

aho finna heem ovie

Was that Connor McGregor standing next to her?

patrician af

>getting ready for another panthers season of disappointment

hello darkness my old friend

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That's my fetish

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>rags slightly southeast

>Wilson has almost 70 playoff games

Where does the time go lads?

Stanley Cup waifu is back

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is that racist

>RELOCANES
OH NO NO NO

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(x) doubt

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imagine her hard nipples

3 - 0 and then comeback?

i dont know who to cheer for anymore, all the teams i like are OUT

>replying to the Costa Rican autist

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Didn't you zoomers learn your lesson the first time?

Right here lad

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>casually toss the puck out of play just before entering the offensive zone
is this the new canes strategy?

Mommy

lived in Winchester va from 2003-2011

good time to move into caps market

I miss Hags

>already giving up despite there being 50 minutes left

youll never build your wall you orange fuck

southern md. comfy as fuck senpai.

Nobody is actually from DC, it's all transplants

>tfw Panthers were my fave team when I was a kid but haven't ever had a chance to cheer for them as an adult

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stop giving Israel so much money

Tom Wilson is elite.

do they still throw rats on the ice?

Great Falls VA

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You could say the same for raleigh

post yfw canes fans will say them losing this game is a good thing and theyll win the owl next year

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Chernobyl, WA

bethesda

Fairfax

Casual fuck here. Fun sport this

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Alexandria reporting in

Damn, those are some great falls.

Bethesda is comfy

yeah but you only tend to see it when they get to playoffs and that proves how rare it is to see it

sometimes they do throw some on the ice after regular season match wins, but it depends how well they are doing desu

>seething THIS hard
Oh wow lol

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I could and I do

i was born in dc you cuck

my sister lives right next to the vienna metro station but from nc

what, you mongol whigger? get a drink, bitch, and stop seething lmao.

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Same. I should watch this more desu. Just can’t be assed to keep up with any sport.

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They already had their fluke Cup following the lockout.

>pierre doing his fucking dweeb laugh where he fakes barely being able to talk

Hanford, eh?

Hamilton is literally afraid of Ovie

Starting to think only reddit teams can be successful (laffs excluded)

Same, haven't the faintest clue what's going on but these dudes are fucking flying. Entertaining stuff.

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>2006 was 13 years ago

I don't think anybody's cucked enough to say that losing a game 7 is a good thing.

I do think >we are on the upswing though. If the canes can do what they did in the second half of the season again but for the entire thing next year, they won't have to struggle for a wildcard spot in my opinion.

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>Reddit Gold Knights

but don said he was just confused!

how much is your dad worth?

kek

You and like 500,000 buddies should invade Finland to teach him a lesson

>Canes

Holy FUCK. How will Finland ever recover?

eating some curry tbqh

>sharks literally based in redditville usa

i really like the hurricanes can be eternally mediocre and canes fans will alwys say
>next year!

what's his name?

seriously the Florida Panthers have a worse fanbase than the Coyotes

Orpik is such SHIT fucking christ I hope he gets injured so Caps can't keep him in the lineup, although at this point I'm not sure anything short of getting both his legs and arms cut would get this fucking guy pulled off the ice.

Golden

I don't watch any regular season games but when the playoffs are on I'm all in. Whole different pace and quality

Should've been a free shot tbdesu

>Washington PP

Grim

>hagelin

>Hagelin

You mean the team that chokes every year and is going to get btfo by the Avs?

what are you struggling to follow?

the shorks are a beloved part of /hoc/ culture you fucking newfag

from all the indian places in cary or DC?

Mrazek has been on the ropes this whole game if he doesn't get extremely lucky it's 4-0 rn

It's such a shame that Mrazek has been playing like such shit >we have to take penalties like that to stop goals.

Post sister

>eternally

>being this young

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NHL playoffs Game 7s are pretty much the pinnacle of sport

my dude i just went hiking on the billy goat trail last weekend

not him but in shit streams the puck can be really blurry

made some japanese curry at home just like in my animes

We were comfortably upper middle class but not nearrrlllyyy as wealthy as some of my peers' families. Had some rich-ass friends and nice houses to chill at for sure.

disagree

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I understand the rules and basics but i just don't follow much during the season

Based Archie.

Yeah but the canes have been doing the same thing for the past 13 years, having a second wind through the last half of the season and missing the playoffs.

that PP was Nashville-bad

why isn't Donnie in the building for the cappies?

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Shorks are reddit incarnate. /hoc/ hasjustber. overrun by redditors

>be me
>around 1999 or 2000
>go to a canes practice at the esa
>arturs irbe broke his stick
>threw it over the glass
>me and my brother got it

i wish i had a picture of it

t. seething

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you're just seething desu

Based. I grew up in St Mary's

Olympic Short track speed skating is really good as well

I’m watching at home

Holtbt wont catch pucks then he will be too triggered

>it was 3-0

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Not an argument reddit

too busy making hand signals

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Not nearly the same though. The Raleigh transplants are sequestered in Cary

Boiling

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not your safe space seether

Easily. It's not my favorite sport but theyre playoffs are easily the best and absolute kino

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I prefer team sports

It will seem crazy, but the Columbus Crew SC has more history and relevance than the Blue Jackets
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbus_Crew_SC

pizza is here

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Just got home watching the recording
Who the hell is Pesce and why is he in the NHL

their*

how's 6ix9ine doing nowadays?

I'm not a noit
Sharks are reddit
>SEETHING because his team is reddit

caps radio guys
>are they still planning a parade in toronto?
>yeah, they got yonge street blocked off

let me just bring up some non caps or canes teams in a caps and canes gamethread because I'm just THAT obsessed.

good question

>MLS
>History and relevance

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>the president of his country is a >raggot

JUST

yeah, that's what I was saying

Pavelski died, lads
Sushi poisoning

Post pizza

me and my two buddies whould be enough for that shithole

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based walton

>tfw accidentally drop it

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>canes pp

how do you guys watch hockey all the time? it's so nerveracking.

ago means idiot in japanese

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getting some bbc in prison

>doordash
not fucking surprised

It's the only game tonight lad, I'm gonna let it slide

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>tfw no gf

When do they call the major penalty, Gary?
You are running out of time, Gary.
Don't disappoint us, Gary.
Gary...

I don't. I just shitpost about it without knowing what I'm talking about

>tfw no rags v. habs politcalb owl

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nice pooperplay, both teams

>tf
>tp

Canes can barely even establish a presence in Washington's zone during a pp

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aho*
and yes

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keep up the great job Mr. President

You am jealous of your freedom. Married and shit has it's limits.

actually
>On February 16, 2019, a plea deal document revealed that the rapper could avoid jail time in exchange for his willingness to testify against fellow gang members in concurrent investigations

either that or 30-40 years in prison lmao

CAM ON CAPS SCORE SUM FACKING GOALS

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Holtby better not get scored on by a niqqa named Dougie

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Can Carolina do what San Jose did last night or are they just done?

Based. Fuck zoomers

just cleaned up my youtube subscriptions lads

with a hamburger in the bed with you?

For me, it's the Carolina Hurricanes

ovechkins papa johns spot just came on i was referencing that: youtube.com/watch?v=15m_2CkIkYM
no actual pizza (yet)

>he didnt get a bi wife

They can but they probably wont

Pierre is such a fucking faggot

Ovie upset Dougie again
Dougie only upset Ovie once
But Ovie keeps embarrassing Dougie
Canes should traded him for Gardiner

they don't have the HEART

ty I drink

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aho means finnish idiot retard in english

Name a more based player than Ovie

>getting cucked by women
wew

>he thinks bi women don't want to do shit like shop for clothes and furniture

>be me
>5-6 years old
>go to school with Ron Francis' son.
>play NHL '99 after school
>trade hockey cards
>Ron gives me a signed puck and signs his hockey card.
>play street hockey in cul de sac

>tfw gf

Never have any free time anymore

They won't get the benefit of calls from the refs*

[generic post]

as long as my team isn't involved i feel nothing but entertainment

Just a Finnish whore senpai

thank you based NBC announcer , very cool!

what the fuck is up with Yea Forums x
the replies go to the post and at the bottom of the thread

mad at announcing?

based intangibles user

The hottest girl I ever fucked is single again and texted me recently but I'm currently in a relationship, what do?

it was a better time

i saw glen wesley at the public library in apex one time

>Vegas couldn't close it out in 180 minutes
>it's the ref's fault xD
I don't think so tim

>ice the puck from center with 3 seconds left
high iq play

I know. I used to have all the time and money. It was better when I was single. Didn't have to think about going down to Pattaya for night out.

you glow in the dark

No problem fren

your daughter will get mad that you are cheating on her like that

try updating

r/thathappened

almost as if caps are a better team, like they played a bunch of games with the knights and won the majority

>goes around texting for dick
yeah that's definitely the type of girl you want...

You cant be cucked without a dick
Implying you have to do any of that with her

buy a phone

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When do they call the major penalty, Gary?
You are running out of time, Gary.
Don't disappoint us, Gary.
Gary...

King Ovi and Chad Wilson are allways ready to rape those zoomer redditors

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imagine every time you play an away game having to hand over a passport that says dougie, lmao

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depends what type of person you want to be. do you want to be an honest man with integrity or unscrupulous?
are you taking the good side or bad side in real life KOTOR?

>passport
>domestic flight

wew lad

Tell her you're in a relationship and happy. Women want what they can't have

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soon

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anyone else live in virginia?

HOW THE FUCK DO I FIX THIS SHIT

ALL THE REPLIES ARE GOING TO THE POST AND NOT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE THREAD

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Give her destruction
Give her distinguished
Give her dinner
Give her dial tones
Give her dictation
Give her dalliance

Give her the D

switching to orange ball bad during intermission. don't tell /hoc/

>no storm squad gf

take a shower
hit the weights
get a clue

turn off reddit mode

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Where? it looks like shit

Based

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you mean next year again?

back to Yea Forums Wolfcuck

the fuck??

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this honestly looks like a reddit skin for Yea Forums if there were one

Untick inline quoting

Anyone noticed ovie's body language when he celebrated the 2nd goal? As if it was him who scored.

threadly reminder that /horizontal gang/ be dabbing on these sitting cucks

we comfy af, nibba

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it basically was

Should I put on my Our Team, Our Time shirt for luck's sake or irony's sake?

I found it bros
It was called "Threading" which turned this to reddit tier shit
never click it

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>watching your tv sideways

Well my gf and I have been really bad for the past 4ish months and I want to end it but I'm wait on the end of my lease tbqh. This hot girl doesn't get along nearly as well with me but she's just so hot. I want to be faithful to a dying relationship but I also want to enjoy something from my past that'll give me the first real bit of joy I've had in a while.

yes

Horizontal gang

Thanks for the warning lad

cool rp dude nobody cares

>Wolfcuck
>a fucking leaf

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suggest a threesome

*other than the Canes being successful

Also I've been dating my gf for a little over 2 years, we met in college

>settings
>inline quotes

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yep. now the 05-06 hurricanes, that was a hockey team.

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ya seethe?

>keep getting youtube recommendations of black people reacting to death metal songs

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fuck now I have to jerk off

Thanks lad. WIll make sure to avoid clicking.

Bud I'm asking for real advice

for me its joe b locker and smokin al

Still very nervous, lads.

yes. irony is the perfect shield to protect yourself from having any sincere and honest human emotions.

maybe just wait out the lease, then break up with the girl and then fuck the hot girl. it's not immediate satisfaction but it'll be less of a personal clusterfuck.
no reason to stay with her if you don't honestly want to be with her, but fucking the girl right now will make your home life hell I presume.

Still salty about the refpuck against the Habs in the first round desu

>keep getting suggestions for erectile dysfunction

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based Ted

Couldn’t watch the first period. What did I miss?

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delete this

i was on my dads computer in highschool and he had ED videos up on youtube

still coping, eh?

caps got two upvotes. canes have none. not looking good for cane's karma count.

I just don't think I'll get the chance if I don't take it now. She was hooked on me for a little bit back in the day and then we'd talk on and off but now she's more like a shooting star rhan anything else. If I don't shoot now I'll never get another shot

Ovi has always been like that. Doesn't matter who scores, he's the happiest guy on the ice/on the bench. Dude has got heart and personality, which is why he's the shit.

caps scoring 2 goals desu senpai

Two bad defensive mistakes, nothing too remarkable aside from that.

gangrape
2-0

ayyy

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Also why he acts like a bitch when the game isn't going his way

I sincerely and honestly don't think the Canes can win as they are playing now. Ironic, the 2009 playoffs with that slogan slapped across all kinds of merch in the heady fever of their second run at the Cup, only to be snuffed out. Will this be a repeat of that series? You don't care.

do it then. if she's really that hot then it'll be worth whatever awkwardness it will make with your current girlfriend. I guess you've got to break up with her sometime, so why not start fracturing it now

post a clearer picture of your feet

me hiding in the dark unseen and ready to pounce

Nigger

Next

how are you in the future lad

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just cracked open a nice cold oliet bangs

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too bad it's hereditary, sorry about your nonfunctional penis

got to let the next 40 minutes unfold. doesn't seem likely but crazy stuff happens - especially in hockey

You got it mixed up: you act like a bitch, because you are a bitch. Ovechkin doesn't, because he isn't.

Learn the difference, it could save your life one day.

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>diet
obesity detected

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Ovi fucking putting on a clinic tonight lads

as is tradition

>goes from ukraine to russia
THEYRE ANNEXING AGAIN

someone help him

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horrible powerplay

you just can't play like that

we just saw trashville and vegass play so...

Kuzya, finally!

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we're in here pizdet

oh, thanks m8