Boston Red Sox vs Detroit Tigers game thread

best fans in baseball edition

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Help I'm at the game and need to shit

poop in the piss troth

they let guerin back on broadcast but as punishment make her wear the ugliest jackets they can find

ok game started let her rip

me very hung over today

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don't look at guerin satalite dish jacket

i dont see

sick four pitch walk fully improved e rod

why tigers pay guy who never even hit a home run this season

Dude there's legit like one other guy here in a tigers jersey, I hope the photo is nice at least.

I'm reverse doxxing everyone and throwing hands in the bathroom

I made some adjustments to the d ata and the simulators are acting very favorably, /NESN/ softball team has gone from last in division to 1 game back in first (team we play now is in first)

picture sorry forgot

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wow i was gone a long time don't remember anything since patriots day morning good to be back ok

just in time for me to loeave soon great yo see you love u see u again some other time

amazing juen push for division season ends in which month?

oh great DRINKING again

Fuck the Red Sox worker

full name face pic seat number and cell phone of every fan in fenway RED SOX already has this just in case someone says the N WORD again

i am going to fenway on saturday to watch baseball in the rain wow the dog days are so far away

/nesn/ needs to have longers threads ok because i am going to a lot of games this year i need to thread when i get back good luck

Maybe getting on the website will help me get a gf

Back to back SOs, kill me.

my uncle find the import gf co llc

just ask red sox worker out

idea nesn threads this year should be much much shorter

ok watch your'e back

ball should be bridge instead it's fould HAHAHAHAH

whatever so sorry no speako el china

WTF ECK JUST RAPED HER

mookie sucks devers sucks pitching sucks hate chavis stupid mom nad gf/sister

also very funny don just called sister/gf chavis 'girlfriend' but ONLY YESTERDAY he was calling her chavis 'sister'.... very interesting...

must be from a somalia

woah holy moly someone get jd martinze the therapy because that mans' a SPEED FREAK

OMFG

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devers forget to go into the go zone

challenge a devers teachers for making him a stupids

dont think they have to many good schooles in dominica unlike good education here

jbj is so shit and no one is saying anything about it

omfg

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL frekaing small balled the SHIT out of that one my last place red sox finally learning how to play like scrappy brain dead small ball team

What is this stupid fucking shift the Tigers are using

ban shifts two on each side of second base just like the god intended imo

anyone here

>Update

The girl hasn't come by yet, I'm cold, I need to shit so bad and my tiggers are losing

lol trolled

Why was Jenny being so mean to Eck....

Tacos looolllolllll

teams are a social construct

funniest thing i ever saw

>not using the cheat code

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lmao

idea drink a lot

auto '''''fair''''' they shoudl called it auto UNFAIR they wheel popped off as i was driving home

only old posters remember

really weird tendency of girls have when they show you the apartment they all want to show the bathroom isn't is messy isn't toilet gross isn't mirror dirty giggling to themselves as if somethings really funny but NO it acutally is gross why dont you clean it this has happened 100xs of times

>getting married before you ever make it to the majors
IDIOT move desu

why explain

you on the left

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really thank you for this

Is there a nesn chick in fucking gladiator armor?? Some hot blonde just ran by my seat, I assume that was her.

was it guerin they're making her wear the worst possible coats today and yestereday today hers looks like a space shipt

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me in armor

more WLAKS

Dunno I'm a Detroit fan, that looks like her tho they must be re using the same shit.

Bless her.

i'm really jealous you should have gotten down on both knees and begged guerin please let me lick your boot

Detroit Fan Ask Guerin Permission For Toilet And She Says No (10:24)

lmbo

LMAO

I went to the bathroom earlier and I thought there was a turd in the bowl but it was a juul pod. If anyone else is here find my throwing hands in the handicapped stall

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ok im going to post a bunch of girls you tell me which is the cutest

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no

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This would happen more if Boston fans would have just a little goddamn FAITH, Yea Forums.

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guerin literal space suit get the cap

If mookie is so good why is he bad now

mookie

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apologize

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the game is over

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just post the giant breasted one and get it over with

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no

why are they all blonde? why no girls of color?

GENIOUS

Pure suffering, really glad I get to see tigers lose in person yet again

anyone know how to get a blonde (white) gf who is cute and likes baseball (red sox)

DANGER TIME

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your fault for going to the only game this season red sox win

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These girls would be hot if they weren’t wearing that gay Boston hat.

is this the game that gets the offense going?

Ever thought of how old she is now? If she is on to a second marriage? If she is hard at work? Dead end job and not much of career?

yes i take offense to

above post

>Ever thought
no idiot

loooooool

xander future is brighter than mookies future accorindg to my eye test

we just saw red sox fan dominant 2 if you didn't make a webm i'll never post at you again

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honestly giving the ball to the child is a bad lesson for the boy,. he never earned it, he didnt catch the ball, he will grow up never knowing a hard days work of planting hedges....

if you believed in lessons you are an idiot the ONLY impression that matters is PAIN

that one drug poster using cbd to alleviate back pain

your posting about yoruself and your hedge planting injuries

ok he's tired take him out

leave him in or he never learns the lesson of taking care of his own problems

kind of sad cabrera he's laughing and happy but he hurt his team chances

ok great lessons poster here again think on this every single lesson you ever took was another book piled on top of your head eventually a whole mound and you can't even move just buried

maybe if you learned a single lesson, you'd have an internship.....

At least we scored, now it's time for me to score with the camera girl

ok keep me updated

good boy e rod

told you to keep him in

take him out now

literally want to load one of these horse shit braceletes into a gun chamber and blow it through my own fucking brain

^poster needing LOTS of balance in his life

Maybe you need your photo taken with me dude

the people who actiely work to produced such BULL SHIT sure did learn a lot of lessons in life such as to take money from victims

chavis not in the go zone

ok six good innings of ball let's call it a night no need to stick aroudn and watch red sox blow it

roid cux

Is anyone going to the game tomorrow

buy me ticket and i'll go

ok sent

poster stopped posting red sox girls
total votes: zero

wtf ump SCREWING the working man

They're like 6 bucks dude

not everyone got an internship

ok xander drama queen

bug ass and wide hips

xander bogaerts brighter future than mookie betts according to my eye test

thank you for this, classic

isn't that the bitch from Homeland?

wide hips

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no red sox hat not sure it's relevant to my thread sorry

Guys the camera girl still hasn't come, maybe she got too cold with the low cut top she had on.

red sox fan

you lost your chance she was the one now youll never find true love
ohk great thank you

wtf THROW STRIKES

>count 1-2
>walks the guy

ffs dude

do you guy's lik; baseball¿

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ok here: DON'T give up grand slam

FUCK YES

>the state of that batter

embarrassing

wtf BEANED i can't believe red sox keep taking all these DIRECT HITS at least TWENTY THIS SERIES ALREADY- PURE ENMITY

>that jacket Guerin is wearing

wtf

your just now noticeing the literaly (figuratiely) FIRST post in the thread

chavis PEANUT PURCHASE

LOOOOOOL third base coach ROOKIE HAZZING goes awry- idiot detroits throw the ball ALL OVER TEH PLACE lmao you gotta laugh HARD at this one

omfg

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excellent bum honestly

an actual red sox blow out the first one since like a hundred years ago

very funny if jd does something here

ok grand slam xander please

back in my day (2018) we used to do this all the time

wtf walk in a run that's dumb

gary

>COME ON XANDER
drunk person repeats despite devers now at bat

ok grand slam dever please

WTF STOP AVOIDING THE GRAND SLAM WITH THESE DUMB ASS WLKS

lloollloolll

wtf i thought verlander was good

foolish post

Alright lads the girl never came but a drunk girl sat with me for 40 mins and gave me her number

KILL me

OK CHAVIS GRAND SLAM PLEASE REALLY TIRED OF DUMB ASS BASE LOADED WLKAS

OOLLOOOLLLL

>walking in 3 runs

Poor Gardenhire...

loooool what if he never stops

GOD DAMN IT IM GETTING LITERALLY TROLLE BY THIS TIGERS PITCHER WHO WONT JUST GIVE UP THE FREAKING GRAND SLAM SO MUCH PUSSY FOOTING THE WALKS

foolish post

F UCK

what if they keep intentionally walking so the pitcher never has to pitch but no one gets outs and the game never ends but sox have to keep running the bases and tire them out for the next game

What the fuck the score is 9-1?? Before the girl distracted me it was 4-1 whay the fuck happened

very hard to believe this post

jbj is pure garabge dfa him for ruining this inning

wow your left hand gave your right hand your phone number so cool my left hand just poured my right hand a drink lol

looooooooooooooool and they're not even bothering to FIELD THE BALL either that's even funnier than drunk red sox girl giving tigers fan fake number

yikes ump, that was a K

OMFG

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...

really hope hes not m*sturbating at fenway park

Are you seriously making up conspiracy theories about girls? hahaha FUCK you're a LOSER!

loooooooooooool

I am no liar, she spilled beer on my fucking jersey too and her friends bf made fun of me for having a tigers jersey, help

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guarantee THORNBURG will NOT blow this game

>9th inning
>11 runs
REALLY cant be a coincidence....

someone come take down the big jamaican mask at my house it scares me and i will cosplay ellen baker at weekend game

REALLY racist post...not even going to entertain with a you

It's too fucking cold to enjoy a blowout loss, this blows

SOMEONE fight me

aren't you closest out of any of us to your house

me yell thornbreg

THORNBURG

lol thornburg poster at the game tonight

my repsone
it will never be you're fathers birthday again

the above destory 95% all /nesn/ posters

YELL THORNBURG REALLY LOUD NOW OR YOU"RE A PUSSY'S

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THORNBURG

ok now what

i hear thornburg yeller sound like girl

AGAIN

take big breath down to your ass and use the entire body and COME ON THURNBURG

wow so many thornberg yeller

idiot thornburg

ok serously come on thornburg

LOL TRUMP

me completely unironically with some confusion: no, come on thornburg,

can they dfa thornburg rn

thornburg yellers performing better than thornburg tonite

Ok now what

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL thornburg literlaly didn't know how many outs there were

if i cosplay ellen at fenway and print out ellen goes to fenway paper will it be ellen goes to fenway with ellen

THORNBURG

waiting for s.4cdn.org

stop waiting

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looooool

im back sorry update : red sock win RED SOCK WIN good game tigers bed time now night night

BIG Boston fan, but I hope that Tigers user who got the number from the drunk chick had fun

Was she cute? Any plans on following up with that?

pick up the paper

fyi red sox WON

ok now what

If you're still somehow here - she went to do karokee with her obnoxious friends so I said nah only because she comes through my city like once a week in Maine. She wants me to come out now but fuck that I'm tired.

Anwyays thanks for making the game fun guys, I'm going tomorrow so hopefully some more weird shit happens.

ok watch you're back