What's the appeal of field hockey?

This desu. The least athletic girls at my school would play field hockey.

she takes it in the ass

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seems kind of gay

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slutty hockey girls

WHEN MY FIELD HOCKEY WIFE ASKED ME TO MARRY HER I SAID YES

originally it was slow soccer, they wouldn't let women play soccer because they thought there was too much running for women and field hockey gets really clumped play on grass
now it's kind of fucked with unlimited high passes and no soccer style last man off side

the way you cant use the back of the stick helps to require talent in playing
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Fucking the patriarchy
Proving victory is a social construct
Getting your cunt licked as a young European woman who doesn’t get the hype over boys

>Fucking the patriarchy
Male hockey teams shit on women hockey teams.
>Proving victory is a social construct
???
>Getting your cunt licked as a young European woman who doesn’t get the hype over boys
Oh my lel. If anything, hockey girls have the least dignity of all women. Hearing stories from your teammates that some girl from the girl team got dicked in an orgy with 4 guys is literally no surprise.

t. Played hockey for almost a decade

where's the diversity?

fuck you

some of them are tall and some of them are short
looks like one or two brunettes
how much diversity do you need

in their bedrooms

in holland field hockey is kind of like ice hockey and poor people don't play it

You can actually see the puck

I will give them my diversity

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B R E H S

t. retarded for 18years

how do you get a concussion from field hockey? do they just headbutt each other?

>literally just called himself retarded for 18 years
lmao this nigga doesnt even know how to t.

The ball hits very hard.
Also seen a couple sticks to the head.

you're lucky she didn't shoot you like Aaron Hernandez

heads are down a lot
ball comes up a lot
people take huge swings

once gave the other teams best player a concussion, then we scored 3 goals and I got credit for a hatrick

I've had 375 ml in 2 hrs and I'm not drunk

Why?

I don't think men consider handball a "sport." probably the same people who take ultimate frisbee seriously, but if people have fun doing it then fucking go for it

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Toronto

375ml of what? and if it's beer drink more niyaguh

Also worth mentioning that the ball is harder than your head.

It's good.

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wow that’s kind of... sad

either getting whacked by the stick or hit in the head by the ball, which is quite hard even at low speeds.

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wew

because they're powerful and stronk women who don't need no head guards.

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There's not a single good looking female hockey player

it's a poor persons ice hockey

Private schools like playing sports no one else finds entertaining. See field hockey, fencing, squash etc.

>no one else finds entertaining
no one in you ghetto, jamal. And, yes, that's the point.

This is actually contention for one of the sadder things I’ve ever seen on 4channel. Not in a typical “pathetic” way, but in a tragic and human way

I hope she broke it off with you, I could never have broken up with a woman who’d gone through that no matter the emotional hardship

GB winning the women's hockey gold in Rio was a highlight tbqh.

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Why did you break up and how is she doing now?

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Handball players are huge
th smallest ones are my height 6'2

Pretty much this. Field hockey was the only sport I was good at.

The sticks and balls are cheap. You don't need any expensive armor and you don't even need a field to play on. Growing up as a poorfag hockey and football were the only sports we had enough money for

if you don't want your kids to be surrounded by arabs or blacks in the football club your put them in field hockey club here.

>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF

Even if it's spirits, he's a soft cunt.

I hope she didn't hurt her pusy

christ theyre so sweaty. imagine the fucking smell of her pussy

Ellen Hoog is sooooo cute!

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Rape her. She wont know it was you

>lebanon
ah yes, checks out

It is pretty likely that lot of 'em are carpet munchers.

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POST SAM QUEKS

>she achieved #8.
what

tfw no punchy concussed gf

And I'm willing to provide

Too bad about that career ending pregnancy.

she got 7 concussions and continued to play field hockey?
why?

I once playing for fun took a ball hit to the shin and I felt like I was about to die.
Seriously the ball is made from the same stuff they make bowling balls.

>imagine the fucking smell of her pussy

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This is the appeal

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This and volleyball are the two sports that men look gayest while playing.

>tfw no neaderland gf

its a made up story?

field hockey is a rich white people sport only

what is the gif from?

Funny that it was considered a poor mans sport here while the rich kids played golf or squash

delfi a qt

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>some lucky guy got to breed her
inb4 it's a nigger

Hot as fuck girls

girls soccer does that all the time too. they're fucking brutal and have no idea what they're doing with their bodies. girls were getting more concussions from that than football players.

Master maguku

girls have coordianton problems

we have a metahphor 'like a cow on an ice' for them

you ever saw how normal women(who arent training since age of 6) run? hilarious.

women hardly control their bodies

niggers can only dream

no, she is dutch and healthy dutch marry dutch

>you will never watch the chubby field hockey girls run around in tank tops with your football Bros again

It's a rural kid's sport here.

why chubby though?

>while the rich kids played golf
I knew tons of kids of all cutural background but I never heard that anyone under the age of 45 played golf.

There are nudes of the argentine field hockey team from a while ago out on the internet somewhere, if I'm remembering correctly.

that flag, that post

>poor person
Field hockey here is played by the upper class.

Same here

don't get it. pls evaporate

They were young unathletic teenage girls playing a "physical" sport,they weren't going to be twigs.

I forgot to mention that field hockey really isn't a sport here until the high school level, so they were basically just girls that wanted to play a sport that weren't fit enough for soccer.

>pls evaporate
I'd rather not m8

*cough cough* Fuck the Netherlands. Thank you

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That's not very nice Maxima

Don't give us a link whatever you do user

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cunts who watch women's sports just because the girls are fit are the lowest tier of sports fan

based

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>What's the appeal of field hockey?
They removed the offside rule unlike divegrass.

yes, pics and videos of them taking a shower toghether
not all of them, but a group of 6/7

>pls evaporate
first ever german joke that makes me laugh

>pls evaporate

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eric the midget, rip

>tfw no qt3.14 retard gf w/no brain

why dont they use longer sticks? they are hunched over

Perfect sport for women. Teaches them proper vacuum cleaning form.

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>user is the concussed one
>his gf isn't real
>not even the basement is

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>date soccer girl in high school
>her knees/shins are so bruised it looks like she got pushed down a staircase daily

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Well, but you also need to know that girls are more likely to get concussed from the same severity of hits as men. Their bodies aren't the most robustly designed, so their brains get rattled at a earlier rate. Which is pretty unfortunate, because I can only imagine how hard it would be to NOT get concussed while playing any sport as a girl.

>her knees/shins are so bruised
Hope you were the one giving her those bruises, user. Otherwise I have bad news.

>had to explain to my mom why i had scratches on my back
>she knew
>she was proud
i play ice hockey and have never been as beaten up as soccer players get. Dated a cheerleader and they were having serious injuries more often than the football team.

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watch girls' thighs

At the beginning of the story she had 7 concussions. She got her 8th concussion from a gentle bump on the head in his room.

doesn't look like him

oh man

girls are gross

from that pic it doesnt do so much justice tho

where??????

>evaporate
Hans I believe the word you are looking for is "elaborate"
And I think the joke is that pic-related is the flag that was talking about field hockey girls being "chubby" because all of our girls are chubby. That's all we have over here.

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This. Handball is shit. Park the bus the game.

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non-meme answer. Their muscles are much less developed than those of the boys, so when they head the ball, the force of the impact all gets absorbed by their heads.
This.

>non-meme answer. Their muscles are much less developed than those of the boys, so when they head the ball, the force of the impact all gets absorbed by their heads.
That makes a lot of sense. I think a lot of the concussions were more from collisions with other girls than the balls though. Doesn't change the actual cause though.