>show up to court
>shoot for captains
>everyone else picked
>"sorry bro you're the 11th man"
Every fucking time. Fuck you, I'll get next and beat you while you're tired
Show up to court
Ethan Powell
Julian Perez
A perfect world. If you disagree, then you are wrong.
Josiah Torres
>show up to school gym
>8 different nets, everyone playing halfcourt
>corner net has 100 chinks around it
>they spin the ball and whoever the nipple points to gets to play
>I guess back home this is how they pick since 1 trillion people live there
>nipple points to me, I'm in
>I can feel the fish eyed glares drilling into the back of my head
>game starts
>teammates won't pass to me
>I finally find the ball and put up a brick
>rings of "GWEILOOOOO" around me, from spectators and even my own teammates
>everyone is constantly talking shit to me in chinese
>haha.. thanks for letting me play guys...
>GWEILO!! SUSOBAA!!! BINGCHO!!!!
I only play with the arabs now. they are much nicer.
Brandon Wood
>gym class
>popular kids picked first
>they don't even try to play competitively
>they basically quit and just do stupid shit the rest of the game
Liam Harris
that sounds so fucking retarded
Carson Allen
So, you are wrong. Well met. I have described the ideal and logical organization.
Ayden Russell
No you've described communist autism.
Landon Edwards
moving a team out of NYC and into Juneau is ideal to you?
Christopher Wood
This is the gayest shit I've ever read. Kys
Jackson Cooper
Yes, yes it is. No U.S. state should have more (or less!) than one professional team in any given sport (there are only four sports).
Isaiah Russell
mhm. might I suggest something to focus your autism into, rather than bothering us adults on Yea Forums? how about minecraft
Grayson Edwards
>adults use Yea Forums
O I Am Laffin
Jayden Cox
paint your skin black, that way they can't know youre just less shit than them.
Gavin Martinez
>that way they can't know youre just less shit than them.
wanna try this sentence again?
Christopher Cooper
>zoomer popular kids
Theyre not even good at battle royale with enough game play even a monkey can win a game
Kevin Garcia
>not just shooting for teams
Josiah Perez
You're only slightly less shit than they are lad.
David Parker
Are you 60 years old? How are you posting on Yea Forums, grandpa?
Christopher Thompson
What, just because I have good ideas I must be old? C'mon, I still got it.
Jordan Hall
the chinks are honestly the best players in the gym, by far actually. the blacks are bigger and better athletes but those chinks with their passing and cutting and jumpshooting, it's like they rehearse plays. the only player in the gym better than the chinks is actually a member of the female school team. she shits on everyone
Jonathan Sullivan
>be pajeet
>have fairer skin and wear black ear studs
>have the beaner soccer player haircut
>overall just look like a Mexican fuckboy
>all the white Washingtonian boys thought i was mexican so they'd choose me for 9v9 soccer
>takes them 15 minutes to realize im actually a bumbling streetshitter who can't control a ball at all or make any proper challenges
Evan Williams
This is pretty based.
Robert Butler
everyone who plays at your gym is obviously shit
Bentley Evans
Brown privilege is being able to be whichever flavor of Brown-American is most convenient for the situation you're in
Jordan Campbell
obviously. but basketball school teams are elite tho. carleton university
Owen Peterson
t. skee-lo