Top 4: The madman is going to do it lads - get in here Chels lads
Remember when Chelsea were actually competing for the title
has he won an away game against a top 6 this season?
We'll be an embarrassment in the champions league anyway
>do it
More like let Arsecucks and Manure do it for him and get lucky managing draws with relegation-tier teams
s e e t h i n g
Yes but this doesn't fit the narrative of the sub 90 IQ Chelsea fans thank cant understand his tactics who think he's shit
Sarriballing our way into the top 4 motherfuckas.
This is just like last season, every team fucks up and gives us a chance and we shoot ourselves in the foot everytime
Bruno Fernandes and Luka Jovic and we win the Quadruple
>Anglo scum hasn't understood based Sarri play.
Nothing new under the sun, villains who follow cricket games on sunday canNOT into mediterranean superior tactics.
Even based MOU can't feel @ home in the Perfidious Albion... the fog, the pakis, the horrible women...
Reece James finna dab on Azpi for the starting spot
with CHO out, based brazilian is BACK just in time for our Top 4 assault
Say "we" delay the transfer ban who would you lads like to see come in and who would you like to recall from the loan army?
I'd like to recall
Kurt Zoomer
Mount
James
Da Silva
Bring in
Pepe
New LB
Icardi
Barella
Ye he's the perfect replacement for Azpi as he can play 20 games to let Azpi have a rest and learn his trade at the same time.
>Bring in
>Pepe
>New LB
>Icardi
>Barella
I completely disagree. We need a striker, a goal scoring midfielder and cover at right back for Azpi
>City 6 Chelsea 0
>Liverpool 2 Chelsea 0
>Arsenal 2 Chelsea 0
>Everton 2 Chelsea 0
>Bournemouth 4 Chelsea 0
>Spurs 3 Chelsea 1
>Wolves 2 Chelsea 1
Yet >we are meant to go to United and Leicester and take points? We haven't turned up away from home all season, we're literally Arsenal tier on the road. Can't see us getting top 4, honestly. Rather just win the Europa anyway.
Based
>le three goals man
fuck no, send his ass overseas
>Zouma
Trust an American. He is fucking awful, nowhere near Chelsea level.
>Can't see us getting top 4, honestly. Rather just win the Europa anyway.
Literally all I care about right is Chelsea getting a proper striker.
Insigne in for Aidan Azaar
>based Sarri play
Explain these results: >implying we're capable
Need someone who can score from the wing, assuming Azzar leaves that gives us Pulisic, Pedro and Willian that's really lacking.
That CHO injury really fucking sucks.
If Sarri stays I wouldn't doubt it lmao
No, not even earned a single point. 13 goals against, 1 for, in 4 matches.
Tough Europa League match only 4 days after the Manure away game. If you were Sarri, which one would you focus on? Winning both would be ideal ofc but the Europa League is the only trophy he can still win this season and it's a guaranteed spot for the CL. Would suck to get an injury against Manure.
win both. cuck arsenal out completely.
Europa for sure, it's a much better way of doing it and it's easier at this point too. Win a European trophy, cuck Arsenal in a final and keep their European trophy count at 0 (zero), and secure CL football in the process. Scraping it with the 4th place trophy is Spurs/Arsenal tier stuff.
>Explain these results:
chelsea's defenders suck ass and balls
And Sarri's supposedly amazing attacking football could only produce 2 goals out of those 7 games?
Sarri is just Scolari again. Utter fraud, although at least Scolari was likeable and had greater control of his team than his fucking goalkeeper.
*exhales*
>Mount
Nowhere near ready for Chelsea team
That's what I'm thinking too. Hopefully he doesn't go berserk in the league, Arse will probably do the same anyway.
Yeah of course but with 2 games/week, it's going to be tough to win them all.
>Even based MOU can't feel @ home in the Perfidious Albion... the fog, the pakis, the horrible women...
kek, can confirm, lived there 3 years.
What happens if Arsenal end 4’th and Chelsea end 5’th but Chelsea wins EL?
arsenal plays europa league. KEK !
Yeah I do, it wasn't that long ago. Remember when Arsenal, United Spurs and Liverpool were competing for the title? Oh, right, Liverpool are, this year... Welp that's something, isn't it heh lad
Arsenal and Chelsea get champions league. The winners of the champions league and Europa league get their own designated spot without taking away places from their respective leagues
arsenal isnt winning CL in this scenario.
the question was -
Arsenal finishes 4th
Chelsea finishes 5th and wins Europa League.
Arsenal do not get CL in the above scenario.
Country's can have up to 5 teams now
>In May 2013, it was decided that, starting from the 2015–16 season (and continuing at least for the three-year cycle until the 2017–18 season), the winners of the previous season's UEFA Europa League would qualify for the UEFA Champions League, entering at least the play-off round, and entering the group stage if the berth reserved for the Champions League title holders was not used. The previous limit of a maximum of four teams per association was increased to five, meaning that a fourth-placed team from one of the top three ranked associations would only have to be moved to the Europa League if both the Champions League and Europa League winners came from that association and both finished outside the top four of their domestic league
scolari is a bus-parking retard, though.