OFFICIAL MANCHESTER DERBY MATCH THREAD

City still gotta go Burnley away tho

>david the gay

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Where was pogba?

Post yfw Cardiff beat United to stay up on the final day

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SPIT ON LIVERPOOP HAHAHAHAHHA

Pogba is so pointless

thanks OP for the new threads quick reactivity desu

IT SLIPPED

AHAHAHA YEAH fuck off we will still win the champions league which will eclipse this

nice try, Liverpool

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>barely beat brighton

based and Spurs pilled

Why isnt Sánchez playing? He is better than the passy nigs

He's competing with the brit like an autist that's why.

>Not a red

>Oles at the wheel

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sauce

>pogba
>young
>rashford

>yfw Souness was right all along

you do realise that everybody will just roll over for them except leicester because they hate liverpool
leicester and brenny are the only ones who can win it for liverpool now

CAM ON NGUBU
SCAR SAM FAKIN GALS

>oles at the wheel

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Lads, what does Pogba offer

ruh roh lukaku! city is finished now

Are arselel and manure competing to see who's shittier?

kek

>liverpoop still have to play wolves

kek next year your year

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

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>that ABL feel

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lmao utd are abysmal

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Might just off myself desu

Gonna cut ketchup out of my diet

Based

good, proof that competiiton and thus capitalism is the best

Well someone has to Dab on the team though

>W... we want to win the CL more than the PL honestly

Bullshit

When is Sanchez coming on? The dogs need to eat, Ole.

He won the world cup to be fair

it dat ebony ass yo

He isn’t the right color for Oles cuck fetish.

>

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noice

>it's another ball shot over the goal outside of the 16

manure deserves to get relegated

Mgwembu coming on now, brave Belgian gentlemam

>united fans already leaving old trafford
fucking pathetic

fucking kek

sofascore.com/manchester-united-manchester-city/rK

well?

>TWO NILL TO THE EMPTY SEATS chant

it'll be so funny if city win out and liverpool choke even though it doesn't matter

mourinho to be announced as new manure coach soon

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

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>he's already assessed it
>...
>computer

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fuck

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these niggers are fucking terrible, they can't even fucking string 2 passes together

poonited are shocking tbqh. poobag doesn't run ever and refuses to tackle, 65 million pound fred has clearly never seen a football before, lingard refuses to be punched despite that face.

>liverpool

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Don't do it lad

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kek

i swear if we lose sane

Let me lick your feet.

>every team competing for 3/4 does everything they can to fuck up and united still chokes

this hurts

And they say surgeons don't have a sense of humor

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>73 minutes in
>aguero is being cheered for pressing
based

and i still feel we won't be able to make top 4

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>lingard

He's doing it on purpose, right?

>surprise boobies

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We need to talk about Lingard

Lingard is a

BUM
U
M

>Burnley
>Brighton
>Leicester

>We'll be remembered for the League Title! Not the champions league!
Get it together

>yfw chelsea sneak into the top 3

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This United team is the most embarrassing "big team" I've ever seen. Unironically worse than Woy's Liverpool.

>we

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lingard is absolute fucking trash

how does lingard even play football

>Ashley Young diving

United are trash. At least they used to be entertaining with Moyes, Van Gaal and le crazy one, now they are boring and bad.

Citys away fans are really fucking loud
did they buy up the united allocation too

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fucking hell

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man city has no way to lose the title now

meanwhile Liverpool can slip against Wolves

nice tity

Lingard
Fred

...atleast Lukaku is built like a tank

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He's a nigger.

he doesn't give a fuck. just wants to collect his paycheck and fuck off home to play fortnite.

never gets old

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English messi la

>Lukaka

C O J O N E S

wouldnt go that far
woy's liverpool were unironically in a relegation battle

>Lukaku
lmao
lmao
lmao

If City and Liverpool win the remaining 3 games this is how the table will look like
1. City 97 points
2. Liverpool

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United have given this game to City for free to stop Liverpool. Pretty sure that's cheating.

Lingard should off himself not even scouce

United with full Ngubu lineup, can't get a shot on goal.

Imagine rating Pogba, Lingard etc lmao.

United are seriously stunningly shit in the final 3rd

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RAMOS INJURED SALAH
VICTIMS OF IT ALL

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leicester is dangerous

>chelsea

too busy getting dabbed on by mighty /maribor/

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What is Gary thinking right about now?

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>pookaku

>Fred, Ashley Young, and Jesse Lingard are first choice players for one of the most successful clubs in the world
Fucking LMAO

>LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD >LINGARD

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>lukapoo

You can easily spot the seething Liverpool fans in this thread.

Burnley away could be a tough one

>Lukaka

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Well, they have lost to Leicester once this season.

Kaka

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Yes we're all watching the same stream..... faggot...

Is it a reference to their last won cup

>poogba
>pookaku
>poogard
>pooford

Not to sound like a newfag but what's a Ngubu? I'm assuming it's football players of a black ethnic background, right? Where does the name even come from?

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WTF LADS I ALREADY TATOOED LIVERPOOL CHAMPIONS 2019

>lulkeku

nah 88+9 is 97, come on senpai

Nonononono

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City can reach 98, Liverpool 97.

God they truly were woeful, weren't they?

liverslip hahahaha

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the actual state of man utd. fucking atrocious.

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He's "furious" in a calm tone.

FUCKING KEK perfect ending

Planning on eating only chicken nugs and French fries for a month. Preferably from McDonald's. No condiments. Only water

ahhahahaaha

>Mfw De Gay's agent continues to demand £500k per week

BOSS
>ITS TIME BOSS

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Fred is the real yikes there

LinGOAT would never let Lelvershit win the league proper Manc lad

United are GARBAGE

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imagine letting an 11 point lead slip

>the absolute state of man u attack

You now remember Ronaldo Nazario...Ruud Van Neistelroy...Raul Gonzales Blanco

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utd just doesn't care anymore

if Liverpool drop points, City can win the title with 96 points by also dropping points

96
95

>FRED

>fred

Would love to see some europe-hating muslim fuck her hardcore.

Dam Son...

>lelkakek

>Wasting £75k appearance fee on an already lost game

>mourinho got second place with this team last year

unreal achievement getting these ngubu's to actually perform.

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I think this was a 200 IQ post.

Right who was it?

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just google liverpool 96 buddy

/pol/ forced trash meme

When Liverpool lose the title with 97 points I for one am looking forward to being able to post

>Ngubu, i..

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Give me a good doujin to fap to please

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cutie spotted

>why do I still bother with this shit

>Liverslip finishes 2nd with 97 points
>Klopp kills himself

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what did the manchester united defence mean by this?

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I can't believe they gave Ole the job full time lmao

Fucking hell. what are they doing

How is Shaw STILL fat?

And they paid £50m for the privilege for one of them

>that pookaku first touch

Who?

I reckon Lindelof will come good for Man Utd. He's only 24 years old

rusing united into buying fred and paying sanchez was probably the best thing city has done in the market

PFHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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Eheheheh.... eegeheheheh.... guys... imagine being crushed to death..... ahahahahahaha.... ahahahhahahaha.... by your own fanclub ...... AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH
BY YOUR OWN FUCKING FANCLUB

AHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'll turn into a right fat bastard lol

he's practically a vegetable now he doesn't even know what's going on. the stroke he had fucked him up.

YOU FAT BASTARD YOU FAT BASTARD YOU FAT BASTARD YOU FAT BASTARD YOU FAT BASTARD

Why does he even do this to himself? he can do literally anything with his remaining days.

Every time I watch Fred it seems like he only started playing football 2 months ago

he bamboozled the shit out of them and now he's dabbing all the way to the bank

IT'S BOSS TIME

OLE'S AT THE WHEEL

BOSS

Holy fuck United are trash as fuck
Just make it end

his half-stroked brain could probably still do a better job than this shit

Darmian is shit, no idea why Ole decided to play him tonight.

Oh no no no no I now remember

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I made that meme. It's amazing how dominant Yea Forums culture is.

BOSS

BOSS
O
S
S

B O S S

BOSS

NO GOAL BONUS?

WHATEVER YOU SAY, BOSS

BOSS, THE DOGS.

Ruud was my first crush.

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She'd get it.

I'm talking my arm around her neck, choke hold, pounding her ass, biting her cheek.

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lads, who is she

Martial finna bout to save Poonited

That'll be an appearance bonus for today then boss

>Welbeck on

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youtube.com/watch?v=lS4o5c4vFPk

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Aha, here comes Sanchez. He'll surely give United what they've been missing.

APPEARANCE FEE BOSS

This is actually embarrassing to watch and I hate United

exhentai.org/g/1271968/af26bdb4e1/

Planning on doing some squats between meals

Ole is at the wheel la

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Someone's son

>Jesse Lingard
>Fred
>Alexis Sanchez
>Ashley Young
>Luke Shaw
None of these players should be anywhere a Top 6 side, or even ManU.

B O S S
O
S
S

>IT'S REAL
twitter.com/BBCMOTD/status/1121145781220708354

Think of the dogs user why won’t someone think of the dogs!?

Oh boy I can't wait for my favorite player Sanchez to come on!

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BOSS
O
S
S

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sanchez. this couldnt get much funnier

Whats this meme whos Ole?

BOSS

Imagine being >er

>PSG died for this

Haha, time for Memetial to walk around for 10 minutes

based

ITS FUCKING REAL

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I DON'T HAVE THE NECESSARY FUNDS TO ACQUIRE A RAZOR BOSS

Based

BOSS

(^

That's 96 if you hold down shift key btw lads

1-6 flashbacks

Seize every opportunity for (you)s la

exhentai.org/g/1185093/1c12b734ba/

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Ligue Un used to be interesting

Why even sub on Sanchez? This is only making him richer

>deGAY
>LUKE SHAT THE BED
>SMELLING
>POOBAG
>RASHIT
>LINGSHIT

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That's ole's revolutionary vertical offside trap

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What the fuck

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should i buy it?

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>yfw Alexis Sanchez makes more in 1 month than an average British family accumulates over an entire lifetime

to pkek

>Lingard played 83" fucking minutes
What dit Solskjaer meant by this ?

N

>alexis’ crisp mustache

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>SACKED IN THE MORNING, YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING

G

>BOSS my cuck messi bonus

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>Ole is at the wheel
No shit. Kek.

Are you under 15? Then yes.

Alexis too polite to snatch the ball off Ederson there

I

Well done user

Chris Smalling is shit, and looks like Seth Brundle if he'd entered that telepod with a stray pineapple rather than a fly

Well done, sir.

>Sanchez unironically negotiated an 80k bonus for every appearance he has

How in the world this happened? What the hell was Mourinho thinking?

+

Fuck if no one else I'll still say it then

OLE
OLE OLE OLE
OLE
OLE

OLE
OLE OLE OLE
OLE
OLE

O

HOLA, JEFE....

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Plus when you use 4chanx this is what you see next to the link ....

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What were they chanting just then?

No if its more than 60$

L

盧

L

he has a lot of dogs tho

>last game is away
come on liverpool lose so city can get presented with the title at home

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>tp
>tf

Sanchez looks like that creepy cameraman in porn who always wants to talk to the girl and only eats her arse without getting a nut.

Not many options when he has Pookaku, BOSS and turns up twice a season French winger on the bench

>ederson isn't the best keeper in the world - Yea Forums

HHAHAHAHHAHAHA

still makes me seethe a bit seeing our memes elsewhere
fags don't know the rules

jej

why sanchez is so fat

Poonited have given up
typical

woodward who does the signings was obsessed with getting one over on city so he just chased all their signings and offered silly money to get them

>pressured the defender there boss, that's a performance bonus

>Gets what I earn in 5 years in 5 minutes

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Jajaja

I'm sure whoever did it doesn't know the context. BBC apology incoming

Come on Ngubu

Check'd.

OLE SUCKS

OLE stands for Old Liverpool Evertonians referring to Everton who are now considered to be in the driving seat as the dominant sporting franchise in their city with Liverpool’s decline

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All set up for the Brenny redemption arc

Sometimes I wish I was black

Who makes more, a Janitor or Sanchez?

>80k
>5 years

what did it sound like, did you catch any words? they've gone through all the chants in the last few minutes

Can someone explain the BOSS meme to me pls

Based Shaw eliminating t*rks

YOU FAT BASTARD YOU FAT BASTARD YOU FAT BASTARD YOU FAT BASTARD YOU FAT BASTARD YOU FAT BASTARD YOU FAT BASTARD YOU FAT BASTARD

Based

no

>YOU FAT BASTARD
Both home and away fans singing this

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Would Jesus start for Spuds/Arsenal/United/Chelsea?

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hahaha

Status:Removed

Tfw it would take me even longer

How much does it cost?

BOSS
My dogs are hungry boss.

That was Ngubu's ex-GF from back home.

Indeed.

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96£

>worthless player shows up in your office and demands his paycheck for doing nothing, wat do?

>pep's disciple
yes

B O S S
O
S
S

>Jesus
>Ever being onside

Pick one.

>Everton 5:0 United
>United 0:2 City
Everton >>> City

BOSS THE DOGS MUST FEED

god damn de gea is bad

>80k a fucking appearance
HOW

BOSS

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>All those empty seats
What a plastic set of customers

>Get 97 points
>Lose the league
>It's fucking Liverpool
Best timeline

Zuckerberg in the middle

fuck liverpool

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>makes more money than me in 10 minutes of walking around'

based

Fucking blow it up, ref. ArseTV will be up soon

nah chill it's not that important thanks though

>seats almost half empty already

well this was a pretty terrible match.

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>commentator shitting on united every 2nd sentence

basado

the absolute state of

you're better than that

ZUCKERBERG WTF

it's hilarious because you just KNOW they won't be having another season like this ever again

i so dont want to work tomorrow for fuck sake

>that cute asian girl snapping a cringe shot of us with her phone

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No one even celebrating. Their fanbase is literally just full of drones.

>Burnley (A)
>Leicester (H)
>Brighton (A)

Who will save Liverpoop title Yea Forums ?

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OOOOOLE

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based cute retard gook girl

>350k with an 80k appearance bonus for 4 years
It's fucking highway robbery.

sick haircut

So when was the last time United have scored from open play again?

>That sea of white City fans
No wonder Yea Forums hates City, since it's full of poo skins and bandwagoning darkies

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aren't they recording another season of that Man City documentary currently? will be quite kino

pretty white fan base

you can see a guy literally clapping you nob

They were like that at half time

what is he thinking?

>us

>gets the equivalent of a new M5 every time he walks on the pitch
BOSS
O
S
S

For City, but for United it’s a miracle

>OLE. OLE OLE. OLEEE OLE.

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Burnley are based

>15 wins 1 draw in 16 games in the second half of the season so far

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you don't just celebrate constantly until the match is over dude, you celebrate after a goal

Is City actually /our club/?

gone in the summer

Ole's united is worse than Henzy's monaco, dare I say it

He cute

YOU WOT MATE?

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City won the match
United won the story of the match

>i can't believe they actually gave me a contract lmao

>/slip/ posting intensifies

>needing to ask

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"Everything is proceeding as I have forseen"

why hes so babyfaced?

If I buy some beautiful dogs will my boss start paying me more?

I can't believe I fleeced ManU for this job.

nobody celebrates before the match ends
at any sport

based

fuck it can't slip anymore city play before liverpool for the rest of the season

HA HA spee, now this go in my cringe folder.

unit in the middle

Obviously

Defending is easy la.

Lol the radio commentator mentions city fans chanting Ole is at the wheel but doesn't get the meme.

*curb your enthusiasm theme songs plays*

>implying there won't still be a City slip

they were chanting "you're fucking shit" at like 65 minutes lol

Joe Hart's voice sounds soulless and JUSTed.

>that Campeones chant

yikes, don't celebrate early

liverpool are the only club in the last 25 years to be 1st for christmas and not win the title.
and this will be the 3rd time.

He's going to whack them all.

>City slips
>Liverpool slips back

fuck all sun exposure in norway

Is that assange on the right?

>blocks your path

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>England's Brave Joe "Joey" Hart still plays professional football

idk what to think m8

He's not a plant m8

they're the current champions you idiot

Is there a single player at United who deserves to stay at United next season?

>De Gea
Shite.
>Lingard
The worst player I've seen in top flight football ever.
>Young
Shite.
>Lukaku
Touch of a rapist.
>Fred
Worst passer I've ever seen.
>Pogba
Allergic to moving.

Seriously, what is worth saving at that team?

>imagine depend on Manchester Utd. for anything

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pogba's alright he's just like ozil you've got to play him in a role where he doesn't matter at all for the team's shape

seems that everybody that plays for Manchester just downgrades automatically

Blonde unit in front of zuckerberg

You forgot Smalling, the mulatto Steve Buscemi

I would take Jordan Henderson over Pogba every single day. I mean that sincerely.

Why do United follow such a basic and predictable pattern? They have no initiative whatsoever, their players are borderline retarded, and they don't even seem to understand the basic shape of football (which is a triangle).

guardian put henderson in tema of the year lol
pogba would look great in like the gungodan/d silva role for city

Utd have Chelsea next, if Chelsea win, they'll seal 4th.

Get rid of the black players.

>>Lingard
>The worst player I've seen in top flight football ever.
underage detected

You are right but prime ozil was 10x the player pogba is

Pogba can't do the Gundogan/Silva role because that involves running.

Name 3 worse. Fucking Djimi Traore would've scored those 2 chances tonight.

This is so packed with meme content it looks shopped.

Joe served us well at city. Miss him and milner a lot desu

It's like they just stand there, reveling in their own shiteness, completely unable to comprehend what's going on around them.

letting here in case my thread gets proneboned

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Yea Forums like 12 years ago.
>Perfectchan

>poogbag has a world cup
>Messi don't

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I'm a rugby lad, why can't Pogba run? He's a big rangey black lad, you'd think he'd be able to run all day

He's just a pure and utter nigger. Just the laziest of the lazy. I have never, ever, EVER seen the man sprint.

Someone file a missing persons report for the ManU Squad, they've been missing since mid March.

"I must now go back to Molde"

kek anyone watching the post match stuff

Mou was right.

shoutout to the lad who posted shego earlier
the inspiration for this evening's wank 2bh

would mould even want him back?

>flag
>liga de campeones
VPNfag exposed

It's called satellite television.

don't do it

At least they survived

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rofl

+Sane and Modric
-Pogba
-Lingard
How to fix UTD

>Lmao, I hope they fire me this summer. They'll still have to pay me for 3 years

he's a lazy cunt

>we
what are you doing out of abu dhabi? are you carrying out a terrorist bombing in holland?

ye