Yea Forums im becoming increasingly paranoid about the these faggot aliens...

>Also keep in mind they could Space Jam our first team

holy fuck i don’t even consider that. if we talking prime rodman do i keep him on my bench or do i start him? If it’s not prime rodman, he’s still good with north koreans so that has to mean something

the big dog

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senegalese wrestler
cheese roller
pesäpallo player
mike tyson
diago maradona

Why wouldn’t we just stack it with a bunch of yao ming’s

good call

Ngubu
M'gubu
Djiubugu
Sunbugu

High-IQ white athletes who are both physically gifted and can strategize quickly
Tom Brady
Andrew Luck
Tim Tebow
Peyton Manning

enjoy being a racist faggot while i chill behind mike tyson and mohammed ali. pretty sure either of them would make peyton manning look like a bitch

>jake plummer
i'm eskimo brothers with him

user WE CAN'T GET THE PRIME VERSIONS
We can only talk current athletes

We need a chess athlete to use their superior intelligence to help the team understand the alien sport and formulate tactics.

fuck, this changes shit

You're going to want the most physically dominant athletes if it's an unknown sport, so let's start with Giannis Antetokounmpo. Speed is always important, so get me the paciest Ngubu from whichever soccer league is the best. In case it's a combat sport, this user is right , we need Jon Jones, and maybe a boxer like Tyson Fury or someone. Last pick will be the brains, so I'd go Tom Brady because he's autistic about winning.

Coaches: Magnus Carlsen, Gregg Poppovich, Bill Belicheck, Pep Guardiola

who disagrees?

what if they are hyper sexual freaks? I think we need females to distract them or something.

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It's a risk taking current Rodman user
Especially if he got Space Jam'd, the NO

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could the females be 2d? and/or foxes?

>muh quaterbacks
you are not getting a pick now

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I think we should take an horse.

this one?

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>faggot aliens
I'm more concerned about the house goblin. He keeps bitching about using too many paper towels and puts twigs and branches in my bed sheets

an horse is not an athlete you blubbering fuck

A mare

also fqggot is offensive. we don't want to come off as rude

Another question would be what sport could we challenge them and be sure we could dominate them?

Shine the Hope-Signal!!!

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Since we don't know what sport will be played, this ten man squad tries to cover as many bases as possible. Endurance may be a major part of the game, especially if it's played on a higher gravity planet.

Novak Djokovic
Usain Bolt
Christiano Ronaldo
Lebron James
Alun Wyn Jones
Michael Phelps
Magnus Carlson
Kenenisa Bekele
Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson
Anthony Joshua

Football (Soccer). Honestly reckon a group of the best lads would smash Aliens, technique would be off the charts and TSUU and Messi on one squad would just be goals.

A really technical sport like Golf would probably be a good bet. Anything that primarily takes skill and muscle memory over raw strength, since they would have no experience with it.

it's a risk to have players that don't really play together on a team. I think it would be easier to do with basketball or just go on a 1v1 sport that doesn't require technology

True, but I don't see aliens being able to keep up with the technique regardless. Most of the action is with your feet, top players could run rings around them. The only issue is if the aliens have multiple hands so it might be hard to score a goal past their keeper

In that case, Golf might be a better shout like suggested. Not sure about Basketball, didn't you watch how close Space Jam was?

Ayyliens have weak immune systems as seen by War of the Worlds, so we send a team of Africans to Fuck their shit up with AIDS and malaria . EZ win

You'd have to airdrop them World War Z style or else they'd die before reaching the objective area.

>just open the borders and let the muslims flood in xD

humanity disappears in the future

the proof is that we haven't witnessed time travellers, nor have been contacted by the future

be it aliens or something else, we are already done, i think it's runaway AI created by a small group of geniuses - with good intent, but it works out terribly for people - AND THATS A GOOD THING

so basically, aliens if u are reading this, please help us, but from the above we know they either
1. weren't reading this
2. didn't want/couldn't help us

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Pop is a subversive faggot.

car racing
those fools don't have the same gravity/atmosphere so they can't design a good car

>Not sure about Basketball, didn't you watch how close Space Jam was?
we have lebron this time

so we're completely fucked

Who would be our Manager? Keep in mind they have to quickly adapt to the rules of the new sport and instil\\\\\\\\\ it into the players as best they can

What would an alien sport be like anyway? It depends on their physiology, right? If they had to hunt for food at any part of their history then you can expect a variation of x-ball, chasing after an object.
If they had a lot of warfare you’d think scoring goals would be a part of it too, since goals are a way of saying our tribe better than your tribe.
But maybe their sports are more like chess, perhaps the strategist is more popular than the grunt.
Or maybe they don’t have much physical strength and they’re more into competitive problem solving. Or perhaps they fly spaceships and hand eye coordination and computers are what define their sports, and esports are more popular.
Maybe they had bloodsports and gladiatorial combat.

What would the coolest alien sport be?

Bill Belichick, 100%

messi

what about humans?

>What would an alien sport be like anyway?
We don't know, and that's why we have to assemble a team keeping all possibilities in mind.

As for the coolest Alien Sport, no idea. Maybe we've already seen it resembled in some sort of media

Maybe aliens are all catgirls and their sport is orgasm endurance. In that case I postulate myself as earths representative to play the sport and bring glory to mankind

they dress up as people and play multiplayer GTA on earth

Zidane, the unexposed one.

Ole (no permanent contract)

>Zoomer doesn't know history
We've already defeated the alien menace
youtube.com/watch?v=43dvsy2S9sg

For all round athleticism, we should pick a bunch of tennis players. Trust me.

John Terry
Lebron James
Mike Trout
Milos Raonic
Auston Matthews
Vernon Gholston
Max Verstappen
Rory Mcilroy

who stops this squad?

Triathlon. Humans have great endurance potential, compared to most Earth animals at least. If they have no good equivalent to a bicycle they are screwed, and if they can't swim they are really screwed.

>Implying Hogan would do the job

Were going over brother

Which one is more UNEXPOSABLE

>holy shit a thread that’s sports related and not a general?
That's the vast majority of Yea Forums, it's just that mutts are kept in containment generals.

Michael Jordan is obviously Earth’s ringer.

Yeah but they have the tech to do interstellar travel so that shouldnt be an issue to overcome

>Rooting for Whites

Are you a faggot or something?

probably the guy who threepeated the champions league

bump

Do we get home planet advantage?

games are on neutral ground (ganymede)

Usain Bolt
Brian Shaw
Michael Phelps
Alex Honnold
an Horse
Shaq
OJ
Lionel Messi
Jon Jones jr

Gotta cover all your bases

Federer's the best choice for that

decent list

>federer
>white
literally the missing link

Virgil "Man Mountain"
Ngubu
Tiger Woods
TSUUUU
Messi
Schumacher
Hitler
Michael Jordan
TWAIN
Albanian Milan customer
Norf supporters

>not picking a rag-tag group of sunday pub league players who rise above themselves to overcome the insurmountable odds in a story that will make you believe in the good of mankind
Plebs the lot of you

>Federer
>Friendly
Nah he's a cunt, his marketing team is very succesful though

Great point about the space jamming

For me, it'd be
Bol Bol
Mo Farah
John Rocker
Hakuhō Shō

I bet a lot of people are, but that's still bad ass.

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