/hoc/

I agree, the Buffalo Bison with Swords will be the 2020 Stan Lee Orb Champs

My canes win big tonight. Craps are never immune to choking during the big game

>rags
>laffs

>was
>Sweden

She trade you in for a Somali migrant?

P

Friendly reminder

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Fuck Ovechkin
Fuck the craps

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>LAFFTARDS THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE PLAYING THE TEDS BEFORE GAME 6 EVEN STARTED

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>my canes

Big yikes from me to be honest

yo dundon, feeling the pressure from the SEC yet?

First for nacho lady

twitter.com/adamhilllvrj/status/1120885223598645248?s=21

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what was the better Pageau playoff hat trick?

youtu.be/2cH0SQUOl6Y
Pageau scores a hat trick against the habs. Habs get blown out (even in several line brawls)
>habs
youtu.be/5VqgTgZ_etA
or Pageau scores a hat trick to tie the game against the Rags and a 4th in over time to win it
>rags

>it was 3-2 going back to toronto

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Based even for a fucking leaf

Gårolinä Hurrigänes desu

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>Ukraine poster is a vegas fan

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>north americans
>always thinking of cuckery
The absolute state of (((you)))

>my canes

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this train has no breaks
REFS WE NEED HELP

Based cameraman framing his shots
twitter.com/madchad412/status/1121100992584593408?s=21

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she likes nachos fuck off reddit

RANDY BTFO

Is THAT what they serve in San Jose? Holy shit

worse
Devlels
here for the memes, mostly

juicy angus beef

FLEURRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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This man is the only thing standing between Boston and a Cup. Say something nice about him.

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Can't believe no one has committed sudoku over their poor playoff performance yet.

Garylina HERaLAMES

holy shit based
absolutely seething

I've had sex more than any of you combined and not only that the girls ENJOYED IT so fuck you you suck at hockey AND vaginal stimulation FAGGOTS

Glad not to have to suffer trough another round of Vegas pregame shows.

its just a game

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>my team
>still playing
>the entirety of Leafistan
>not playing

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you're a fucking moron if you think bob is just going to lay down and let the bruins walk over him

i jumped off a boat

Lifelong vegas fan here. When does game 8 start? I dont see it on the schedule yet

The nacho bowl that saved the sharks

The worst thing about the Caps are their awful sweaters. They need to back to the winter classic ones.

Faggot

Shes absolutely shorking them chips

THE FANS WERE PLANNING THE PARADE

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almost all the bad guys are eliminated
>laffs
>blots
>redditshowers
>jests
>phlegms
>predditors
>pongs

is this the best first round in history?

only thing that makes it better is if canes win today.

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why? canes are the bad guy

Once I beat off 6 times in one day and I ENJOYED IT and I like hockey more than you times infinity +1
Refute that, faggot

he's very progressive

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Cringe

y u eff to be mad

>relocanes
>good guys
mentally ill

The canes are the biggest furfags in the entire league

Lol remember that dipshit who posted a list of reddit teams and included the islanders

Them fucking Bayonetta legs

Avs - Jyckets finals tbqhwy

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>relocanes
>good
grim

Brooklyn is pretty reddit desu

I CAN STILL FEEL THE LOVE

Toronto fans are pathetic money-wasting losers. They fall for the ruse every. single. year.

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jesus christ all mighty

>tfw I was at game 7 when the canes won the cup in 2006.

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one time I was HAVING sex for the THIRD TIME in a single DAY and the girl started STROKING ME and my dick HURT due to OVERUSE but I blocked out the pain and BLASTED on her FACE while the bruins out scored the canucks 8-1 in a fucking BLOWOUT that rivaled what I was BLOWING OUT all over MY BITCH

superb post, why does /hoc/ insist on paying for >our rent?

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youtube.com/watch?v=8sp9FnMAW1c

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Braden “I love cocks in my mouth and butthole”tby

I am excited!

stfu dundon don’t you have another league to ruin

92289214
coping c uck

rent free doesnt work when someone else brings up the canes in a positive light

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Vegas doesn't know that this is the true ploff flurry

LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO

>niggercrash

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What was the origin of the Vakill / JUICE beef? ThIs is the right thread for Midwest underground 90s rap, right

Jets aren't bad guys but the rest of the list is...Golden.

fuck this clown ass bitch

can't wait to do a bit of >Holt5y posting

>11.6
>11
>7

S

>only 20 hours between the last Game 7 and Round 2 start
thank you Gary, VERY based!

youtube.com/watch?v=oWqAf4eex14

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Norm green still sucks

Post songs Reddit sunbelt retards that don't know SHIT about hockey, sex, ice, or puck maintenance will NEVER understand in their PATHETIC and GODLESS existence

youtu.be/d-diB65scQU

Ya seethe?

I heard Vegas was up 3-0 halfway through the third period, I assume they won the series right?

>I don't feel so good mr. stark

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For me? The Avs

Imagine giving up 4 goals in 4 minutes and blaming your loss on the refs and not on the absolute lack of defense or the headcase in net

Would have if it hadn't been for those dastardly refs.
And the atrocious PK.
And the goaltending.
And the blood sacrifice by divelski.

youtube.com/watch?v=7TBam6gzgLM

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Wouldn't have needed to if the refs made the right call. But daddy bettman doesn't love us anymore.

>3-1
>3-0

I’m at the gym and I overheard the guy beside me tell his buddy he had tickets to Game 1 of the second round in Toronto

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Me

dont worry, those dastardly refs wont harm the knights on the golf course

Imagine crying about bad officiating when your second goal shouldn't have even counted

>Golden knights

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REFS HELP US

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The shitposting cup

>the rusty peons are no longer Gary’s favourite sunbelt toy
You can’t make this shit up

caps are only bad guys this year because repeats are gay

>refs made the right call
Crosscheck directly caused the fall that led to the injury that drew blood and potentially KO'd Pavs
By the NHL rules themselves, that could have been awarded a 5 minute major and a match penalty, which it was
Keep boiling

Didnt even know it got this far, I stopped watching once Vegas went up 3-1 in the series

Lucky ass knights, do you think they go golfing with all of the canadian teams? Bet johnny hockey hands has a sick chip shot.

>posting on Yea Forums at the gym

Based or cringe?

Nope. You obviously do though, c uck
Wouldn't have needed to if you had closed the series druring the previous 2 and a half games

Whats going on here

Wouldn't have needed game 7 if they didnt call off a goal in game 2 to stop the redditshowers hemorrhaging defense

Redpilled but cringe desu

>Make up Rusty Peons on the spot last night
>Might be sticking
Oh boy

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You have to go back

pls no

>using cellphone at the gym
Cringe

Yah that too.

Three one

To?

I like it desu

hill billy beat down in 3 hours boys hope ovechkin and wilson do something mean

REFS HELP

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>REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SERIES LEAD >3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH 10 MINUTES REMAINING >REDDIT SHOWERS >3-1 SER

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I see reddit is still having a hard time coping with simultaneously blowing 3-0 and 3-1 despite being handed game 2

Sluts are ridiculing your penis in public

Mexican reddit

>only ONE (1) shitcific team left in the playoffs
>soon to be zero
Is this the most based playoffs in existence?

Not putting your phone in the locker when you enter the gym would be a death sentence in a normal society

I wish I had a sick chip shot

Friendly reminder to not draft americans

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For me, it’s bandwagoning the San Jose Sharks. And you?

sounds middle eastern

I just wanna see if I made it in the >laffs collage desu

>leaving it up to game 7
THE SERIES WAS THREE TO ONE

next year is the year

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>Ironic "Couture dived" posts now led to unironic "Pavs dived" posts
Flaseflaggers are pure magic

Gotta make it interesting

sounds zoomer

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Same

>tfw was in last year's

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You forgot
>REDDIT >REDDIT >REDDIT

Have sex

>It's only refpuck when it benefits the opposition
Showers absolutely BOILING

FOUR
O
U
REDDITSHOWERS

BE HONEST /HOC/ , WHAT IS A BIGGER CHOKE?

>62 REGULAR SEASON WINS
>GET SWEPT BY TED

>SQUANDER 3-1 SERIES LEAD
>SQUANDER 3-0 GAME 7 LEAD WITH *MINUTES* REMAINING

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Islanders

>dad
>not mom
zoomer soimales dont have fathers

Have masturbation.

and now it seems that golfing is the only sport the golden knights are interested in

blots is bigger but knigs is fresher in everyone's mind

Just wait until you see what Gary has in store in the coming weeks. The conference call was wild

choke is a choke

cringe
based

Have castration

A Sharks-Islanders final would be righteous.

Thoughts?

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Spread 'em, honey

I'm going to deflect now by saying that your team started golfing weeks ago.

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Tampa at least handled it the right way
Vegas is absolutely STEAMING the day after

Light yourself on fire.

>nobody talking about the wild
>he's obsessed with the wild

Have sex.

who gives a fucking about the ahl

no u

boy was hungry

nom nom nom

Holding 2 minutes

Me, lad

Send location

Castrate yourself

fair enough,
i think that stick looked awfully tasty

The level of autism in /hoc/ today is dangerously high, literally /cr*c/ tier

>none of these posts are about the wild
>everyone is talking about the wild

better return to your safe space then
>>>/reddit/

>leddit knights are STILL seething about the call

Welcome to the NHL chumps. Tell your faggot eakin to not kill someone on ice and your team to kill a 5 minute major

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What if you just stopped being retarded instead.

>Thoughts?
The AHL was a lot more interesting before they started wearing the exact same colours as their NHL affiliate

lol i was more interested in her than the game until the 5 min major

Leave the san jose reddit knights to me

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Get AIDS, my man.

The stop rask made on Matthews earlier in the game was probably the most important thing in the first period for Boston

google.se/maps/place/Norrlandsgatan, Uppsala/@59.8640579,17.6099143,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x465fcb8973e39807:0xa0a3988505fe53d9!8m2!3d59.8640552!4d17.612103

Remove your cock and balls with a pair of rusty scissors my dude

>Loving Every L A F F

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Cannae believe reddit knight fans are going to bandwagon colorado to “avenge” their series loss.

G O B A C K

Where all my blues bros at

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Okay don't call the FBI or nothin', but in school I'd bring PB&J sandwiches even though it was against school rules.

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I forget they even exist all the time

>Tampa at least handled it the right way
Good one

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Really hoping someone pulls off an even bigger choke job tonight so everyone will forget about >ours

what does that mean rusty peons?

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youtube.com/watch?v=WhU171QBLKE

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I don't mind the same colors, I don't like it when the affiliate lacks any self identity and just copies the NHL team's logo and/or name verbatim.
Like the Iowa Wild or the Toronto Marlies or the WBS Penguins

An American posted that yesterday

No U

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good guys:
blue jackets
bruins
maple leafs
islanders
penguins
jets
flames

neutral:
avalanche
capitals

bad guys:
lightning
hurricanes
predators
stars
blues
sharks
golden knights

Tampa just flat out lost
Vegas got cheated

Reported

Gold does trust so the gold must be fake

Peons are commoners whereas knights are nobility

It's a reallly cerebral misnomer that only the most intelligent posters can diligently dish out

It's rather demeaning

Nobody will forget

>It was 3-0

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I’m gonna guess instead of golden armor it’s rusty, and instead of being knights they are peons (peasantry)

Anyone know of any suicidal leaf fans posts?

Stay salty m8

The canes could do it. They are a young team playing on the road. This is coming from a Canes fan.

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You need to change the gray
>hurr durr it took five minutes
It took you five minutes to make garbage

>Texas Stars
>Belleville Senators
>Providence Bruins
>Binghamton Devils
Yep, disgusting

most depth in the NHL?
it seemed like ROR and tarasausage were locked down against the jets but they are still great players

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YOUR Stanley Cup Champions

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>cheated
>give up 4 pp goals
>lose in OT

>following the rules is salt

#notmychamps

>Vegas got cheated
Into a first round exit.
With the amount of salt pouring out of the desert you'd think they were cheated out of a conference final.
Vegas is being more vocal than fucking Toronto, who are perpetual whiners.

Stars vs. Capitals
Stars vs. Hurricanes
Stars vs. Islanders
Stars vs. Blue Jackets
Stars vs. Bruins
Blues vs. Capitals
Blues vs. Hurricanes
Blues vs. Islanders
Blues vs. Blue Jackets
Blues vs. Bruins
Avalanche vs. Capitals
Avalanche vs. Hurricanes
Avalanche vs. Islanders
Avalanche vs. Blue Jackets
Avalanche vs. Bruins
Sharks vs. Capitals
Sharks vs. Hurricanes
Sharks vs. Islanders
Sharks vs. Blue Jackets
Sharks vs. Bruins

>3-1
>3-0
Your tears...They're so salty

You need to C O P E

Did they actually ban pb&j because of kids with allergies or some shit? I literally ate a pb&j for lunch every day from age 4 to 18.

>salty over an asterisk
I'm in it for the memes
Sorry you were outvoted

best logo

>Blues vs. Hurricanes
t. knower

>can't wait til the vegas fangays all stop posting after they're eliminated
>now they just post more than ever
It wasn't supposed to work like this

For me, it’s Stars vs Islanders
Alternatively, Blues vs Blue Jackets because I’d enjoy the retardation of such similar names

#DefinitelyMyChampions

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Tripfags should be subjected to human experiments. I want to swap your hands with your feet.

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It's really quite nice isn't it

>went from having 5 games in 1 day to having 1 game a day

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>Tampa vanishes
>Winnipeg vanishes
>Calgary vanishes
>Laffs vanish the second period of game 7
>Vegas still bitching
Buckle up for a long off season

Isn't Stars - Islanders the only repeat Stanley Cup possibility?

For me it's the ultimate meme matchup of Avalanche vs Blue Jackets

Just wait for their seethe to subside in a couple days and they’ll disappear for the rest of the year

Official Stan Lee cup final tier
God Tier
Blues - Caps
Blues - Jackets
Stars - Jackets
Avs - Caps

Bad tier
Sharks vs Bruins
Sharks vs anyone
Bruins vs anyone

Im gona make salmon with rice and asparagus for diner tonight, anyone want some?

Imagine being so naive and innocent

Imagine thinking the Islanders were going to be Eastern Conference Champions

So now there's only two O6 teams in the ploffs left.

>toothpaste

Nah I'm going eat Easter candy and drink a case of beer thanks though

Dude that sounds good. Fix me a plate and I'll bring some booze

Boston St.Louis is the only other repeat thanks to the legendary Orr goal. The only other repeat is dallas New York, but that deserves questionability because of the north stars franchise

your very inventive I like it

No you’re thinking sharks vs avalanche

i am NOT watching a stars hurricanes stanley cup
fuck that shit

based oskar sunqvist falling down 4 times a game

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Nah sounds based T B H

enjoy your shitty sunbelt ice

not a big fish fan, but thank you. I'll share some brisket with you when i smoke one

Stop discriminating desu. I love hokkei.

Anyone still has the procents vocaroo?

Also wouldn't have been a problem if they won game 4 or 5 or 6.

Just think, Dallas is going to have an outdoor game next season.

>defending gluttony

NEET detected

Who is Canada rooting for now

The blues I believe, or maybe they pull a finland and pretend like they never even cared about hockey.

Canada's team, the St Louis Blues of course

Cheering for the based Blues

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Alright see you guys around 6

Why did he crosscheck him after the faceoff?

Dindu nuffin

Why did Claude Lemieux board Kris Draper?

Address?

NC isnt the sunbelt. If anything it's the bible belt desu.

Happens all the time. Usually people don’t flop on the ice head first

Because it's all scripted nigga youtube.com/watch?v=Fp2NZ_92mEg

seething soilers fan

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everything south of buffalo is the sunbelt

What makes the Blues the bad guys? They're pretty kino if you ask me

Post 5 times it happened

>tampa casual
>Winnipeg casual
>Calgary casual
>laffs of fucking course casual
>vegas dedicated

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Cody Eakin did NOTHING wrong

You might be onto something...

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You're connfusing "dedication" and "crying"

Can he save the league??

In a decade everything will be the subelt.

Us teds

unironically would have been seething if that call went against >my team but also laughing so hard at lifelongs

>my team
dedicated
>your team
seething

simple as

>dedicated falseflagger

Excpet making an illegal play (cross checking) and scoring a goal that Torontisis gave them.

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Except for Pluto, Venus, and of course, Uranus

>Vegas fans
>Dedicated
Y'all wouldn't even be here if you hadn't gone on a meme run last year.

>The Sharks won't be winning anything anytime soon, Sminem.

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Bergy is unironically the only good guy left

Only logical poster ITT
SEETHE

This but unironically

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Alright, it's time for another game of NAME THAT TEAM

The Seattle _________

>team lost
>shitpost about it
>fans of team: "n-no you mad!"
Every time

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>I shant be tolerating anymore failures bog. Ensure the caps lose tonight or I'm taking everything and giving it all to gary.

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Semen slurpers

seething

dickgirls.
and it's spelled Xeattle, thanks

>Best atmosphere because half of the fans are away fans on vacation
kek

Seattle Cheeseburgers

shut up colgate you have shitty opinions

Nigga that's aquafresh

dirty drunken savages

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>yfw teds sweep bruins

Seattle Dragons
Every game between them and the Golden Knights starts with a half-hour Game of Thrones show.

paralax nigga

Starbucks Employees

Skidaddles

Why are nuSwedes made of glass? What happend to big strong Swedish bulls?

>One more quip like that and the Ducks will be moved to Alaska

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Eakin didn do nuffin he a good boy he go to morning skates.

nordiques

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The age of toxic masculinity is over

Seattle Shannons
Every game between them and the Golden Knights starts with a half-hour whiteboard breakdown show.

How do you fit 4 Swedish players on a stool?

Turn it upside down

>tfw rph is going to be overrun by two (2) sub-laffs-tier expansion fanbases in a few short years

soggy socks

Lindros is a big strong Svedish Bvull

And the away fans at your arena are what, traveling on business? What a dumb statement. People mad at this thing working so well and not going the way of the yotes. Mad that they don’t have a reason to shit on Gary at failing

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Half your picks for the first round were wrong there kiddo. Bloos not gonna make it

/cric/ is coming over for the game, you remembered to pick up the veggie snacks, right? They don’t eat beef, many won’t touch pork, and only a handful of them do chicken.

sharks better go on to win the cup after this or it was all for fucking nothing

Imagine the booty blast that would ensue

what's up with all this blatant Swede envy?

Seattle Brents
Every game between them and the Golden Knights starts with a half-hour Post2Post minor league arena ranking show.

Success breeds jealousy.

>hitler lives in uppsala
makes sense desu

Dont forget who's in charge here, human scum

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reminder that sharks fans are fucking retarded for chanting "let's go sha-arks *clapclapclapclapclap*" instead of just saying "lets go sharks" like the one syllable word that it is.

woah, shannon is big time now lads. you think he'll forget about us now?
youtube.com/watch?v=XNrOVkBd9L0

Why is he crying lads?

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I'm the only Canadian Sharks fan I know of.

I was right about the ones that matters

one of the most fun players to watch dude goes hard

I'm laughing at you for posting about arena atmosphere when Vegas is full of literal tourists.
Leave it to a Golden Knigger to not understand bants.

you mean Cricket related discussion?

My leg hurts

San Jose coroner's office just confirmed that Joe Pavelski is in a vegetative state and they aren't expecting him to make a full recovery.

F

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He misses ngubus big Somali cock

>rags

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Just got off the phone with Gary, expect to see some big rule changes after last night's fiasco.

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>coroner's office confirming a vegetative state

huh?

it's a bay area chant. that's how is for literally every team here.

>It seems I'll have to use THAT

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no rangz (rare for a kang)

>rags
he fucked up

the ranger passed on kakko and took some boring russian

kek he's literally fine and will be back for the avs series. you chokers can't even take a manlet out.

Picked Pengs and Blots?

You also had leafer team(Flame-outs) make it past round one?
Poor decisions were made...

You got a source on that?

He kinda looks like Wolverine.

yep.

>ELEVEN POINT SIX MILLION
>ELEVEN MILLION
>SEVEN MILLION

His brain is fuckin pickled lad, be surprised if he ever plays hockey again.

Cool.

All away fans at any arena/stadium are literal tourists, shitter. Your point is what now

Literally me

>mfw the blood sacrifice actually worked

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>i can't believe i spent half my paycheck on this jersey

When I post fake shit I try to make it pretty obvious so you don't go to twittr to see if it's real

*jumps*

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You can only reply to this post if your country has Olympic gold
>not so fast Binland

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>canada thinking about black cock again

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you're a good lad

Excluding how retarded your statement is, Vegas is literally the biggest tourist destination in North America outside of maybe New York and Las Angeles. T-Mobile is like 40% away fans on a good day, which is abysmal by any other team's standard.

That is one mean center line

*busts

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I’d seethe this hard too if my team lost in Sochi

>which is abysmal by any other team's standard.
your gonna hurt relocanes fans feelings talking like that m8

youtu.be/0UoFNNSR2Q8?t=48
sunny is the punished swede

Pekka Rinne is unironically too good. Too good to be playing for the shit team in front of him that lets him down year after year.

Suicides

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I can pull numbers out of my ass too.
You are 99% gay.

so now that vegas has established a losing culture, will tourists even be interested in going to watch the golden showers?

>tell my friends we win and it will take a miracle for the shorks to come back 3-0 in 10 mins
>that miracle LITERALLY happens right after I say that
I would like to know the warlock that works for the team, he’s breddy gud

*flexes*

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Post whatever you need to to cope, friend

>IN
>CON
>SOL
>AB
>LE

Requesting that you bandwagon >us for the rest of the playoffs.

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KEK

Miracle photo fixer upper, hows the progress going?

He's not wrong though
I've heard more away team chants in that building than anywhere else.

how about the Vegas Golden Shites?

Good core. Lousy arms

>2014 was 15 years ago

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[distant honking coming from Brooklyn]

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>wanting other teams faggot fans to cheer for your team

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I prefer something classier like the
>sirs

>99%
Bruh that's almost the same as SJ's 3rd period PP% last night

>yeah, make it a 5 minute major with a game misconduct

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It's an absolute shame that the leafs can't even win a playoff series in the timespan that most dogs live

IT'S "MA'AM"

>maams

>you will never go back in time to 2014 to >rags post after the >rags get BTFO in the Finals

It hurts bros...

lmao

>stars sharks hurricanes bad guys
?????

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Top lad

his name is marc andre fleury

Considering that they most likely have twice as big organization as the second biggest franchise it's pathetic.

>Cheering for sunbelt
Texas should stick to football and Carolina should stick to bbq

I chuckled

Let’s see some hard data for that claim. I have been to many games and it’s mostly vgk fans.

>I like your initiative, Gary, but next time try not to make it so obvious.

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These years plofs are probably even better, imho
>blots
>lames
>pongz
>knoits
etc

he's pretty based

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>put mustard on everything
>call it bbq
the only thing carolinians are good is lynching

Heh....
*flexes in defense and barzal*

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Hey look, a Goodrow that actually scores in the playoffs.

>The Seattle 40%ers

Such salt from Vegas. I’ve never seen a fan base celebrate an injury like this before. Why are they so shitty and pathetic? Cheering for injury is the lowest thing in sports

>the only thing carolinians are good is lynching
... >we'll take the compliment.

Honey bbq sauce

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Speaking of mustard, a mustard grilled burger sounds pretty good.

should have poke checked

>rags slightly southeast

>I’ve never seen a fan base celebrate an injury like this before.
Yes you have.

fucking caps are going to ruin my
>alpha bracket
tonight

oh well, it was perfect for this long so no hard feelings

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>he doesn’t put mustard on everything he bbq’s

He was killing it though until the blood sacrifice. That’s what I’m saying. Seconds after that was total collapse.

>tfw we are the good guys again

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>Why yes, I put ketchup on my hotdogs. How could you tell?

>Mustard? Gross.

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based "using reverse psychology on the hockey gods" poster

A team full of history’s worst dictators could play against the Leafs and still be the good guys

BASED

actually i put my money (the real one) on caps

Y'all getting hungry yet?

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Friendly reminder that the >islels are playing in Brooklyn next round so the Mausoleum will be nice and empty or as I like to call it a normal regular season game in March. What a SHIT fucking franchise with NO fans lmao.

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This is Bog. Do NOT let the Capitals win this game.

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>I make the calls here, Bog

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>President of his country is a >rags fan

JUST

I'd love to see the Pol Pot and Vlad Dracula D pairing.

Is it true that the Vegas golden knights have the biggest trans following?

Show me the money first

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>Wrong again, Garry. This is my league now.

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100%

It was filled in 2016 and that was at Barclays, but nice try >rags. Really nice try

Uh, I’m gonna have to run that by my mom

100% true
trust me, im a doctor

Do not bite the hand that feeds.

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Not so fast, sweetie

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bros... i don't want canes to lose...

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>don’t you EVER talk to me like that again

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Honestly maybe just because of the amount of escorts here. LA and San Jose are up there too I’m sure

are you a captain of a hockey team?

Hes wearing the same colors
>Based ovi

What did you say to me you anti semite

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>presidents daughter getting cucked by a ruski
You JUST know

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>finnish pedo poster who made this bracket today
cringe

And >we won't.

oof
this poster is extremely uninformed

>So there I am taking a piss when in comes ovie
>before he even gets to the urinal he just whips it out, and I’m talking like this big

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I think I'm falling in love with the sharkies lads

but i've been posting this here since regular season ended :(

writes itself desu

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>leave the CBJs to me

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GAAAAY

>commits sudoku game 7
>trans

checks out

Post yfw the Teds sweep the bloos.

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RIGGED

fuck ted tbqhwy

based

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*turns off xbox*

:

>Sweden exposing himself as a newfag in yet another one of his seething posts

I'm sure you have a link to prove this?

THE STANLEY CUP
MARTINEZ

i'm retarded lads. meant broons

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Catalog you newfag

no idea why sw*des are still allowed in /hoc/

it was even an op you raging faggot

>that’s where you’re wrong kiddo

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based broons

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So let me get this right. You think that I am suppose to confirm your statement? Zoomers doesn't know how a discussion works...Grim

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Some of them are alright

Finns and Iceland approved scandies

>make a baseless assumption
>WHY ARENT YOU ZOOMERS PROVING ME WRONG
Kay

why does tuuks get so much hate btw?

he has a tendency to puke on himself in big games.
he was nails in this game 7 though.

>You will live long enough to hear a /hoc/ poster say "As a life long Vegas fan..."

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It’s over lads, I’ve come to terms and accepted it.
It was 3-0
It was 3-1
Thank you for reading my blog.

big shoes to fill

He's playing hurt. I wouldn't count on it. Doesn't look like himself.

>n-no y-you guys, you’re the wrong ones until you prove it!
Prove your own assertion you faggot

As a lifelong vegas fan I think hockey is gay and bad at hockey

Now that Vegas is out, who is reddits team?

Some of you Swedes are alright don’t go to Åland tomorrow

Based retard Swede farming >yous

Broblems :DD?

You heard that even before Vegas played their first game

reddit.com/r/leafs/comments/bgon9c/post_game_thread_leafs_bruins/elmfcyc?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

They’ve officially broken me. I’ve never felt like this after a loss before. I’ve been in a foul mood since Sunday afternoon and it looks like that’s here to stay for the time being. I’ve never been angry about a loss for more than a day, not even last year. I feel so defeated. Have you ever been so frustrated that all you want to do is cry? I’ve only ever been that frustrated a handful of times in my life, and 0 of those times were as seemingly meaningless as a sports team. Maybe I’ll feel different by the time October comes, because that’s a long ways away, but right now I don’t know if I want to regularly watch this team anymore. My moods are literally dictated by the outcomes of games. I feel like it’s not the coaching or the players, it’s literally the team. This team is destined to do this forever.

And if you’re in the midst of replying “lol ok clearly you’re not a fan” then I don’t know what to tell you. I’m literally depressed over this and I want to cry. Maybe I’m not as big of a fan as I should be. Maybe this is me quitting when the going has remained tough.

S O Y

CBJ

>your
Team will will the Stanley cup in the next five years, but only if you reply “tyb hockey gods”

upvoted

I just called the clown police

new

He's a choker. He choked vs Flyers when Bruins lost 4 straight. He choked against Blackhawks by letting in 2 goals in less than a minute, and he choked against Toronto in 2013, being bail out by Bergeron. The only worse choker is the usless sack of danish shit
>four game 7 losses

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unironically going to the cup final

Avs

I do it, and am aware that it is cringy as fuck.
I simply have no fucks left to give

edit: wow i didnt expect this to be on the front page
edit2: omg wow thanks for the gold xDDDDD

ok, I'll bite. why is the flag backwards?

Blues

but he didnt and the team lost LMAO
>3-1
>3-0

heartly kek user

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>not making bleed red

Triggers the shit out of me