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POGBA OUT
anime
first time I've seen City take a corner
MANCHEDSTAAAA
RED CARD
fuck united
I'm bored
mancheshits
...
>arse
wasted
>arselel
Lol let scousers win the league who actually gives a shite, we need top 4
shit game from city
>REEE PLEASE FUCK OFF YOU'RE MAKING THIS 10 POSTS A SECOND THREAD UNCOMFY
Sterling has 0 goals in FIFTEEN matches against united
>De Gay
WHERES THE RED CARDS
CMON DONT LET ME DOWN
Why isn't the Peaky Blinders lad playing
city seem like theyre holding back
>no yellow for time wasting
United you are shit and have zero prospects on ths horizon, but have some self respect and try and win
ladyboys
one in the back is actually bad
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>arse >shitty >pooba >young
>Not POGBOUT
awoo
Do these fags even care about the league? They’re playing it like they’re more worried about where they’re going to go for holidays once the season is over
LOL
So what's Darmian actually any good at?
>sterlel
It was more fun when Shitty where going to chimp out. In other news /Arse/ are BTFO again
COME ON
UNITED
3 4 1 5 2
>3-0
LAUGH AT THEM
>arsenal
Utd will be gassed last 5min of 1st half and last 30 of 2nd
Renaissance painting
it's july 2018. you're on your 10th carling with all your best mates after england have beaten sweden 2-0 to get in semi finals of world cup. calvin harris and dua lipa one kiss comes blasting out in beer garden. life's good
Lads don't forget to
>arse
They are 3 down
smart move from ole starting fred
he is desperate to impress
United will get a lucky draw and act like this is some huge accomplishment and they are heroes, embarrassment of a club.
At least United and City aren't Arsenal.
Fuck off, nobody cares about your faggot persona, go back to discord
if
city wins the league
You do. Tripfags are cancer, you're so pathetic that your actual presence causes anger. And you know it as well, stop trying to justify it, you get hated everywhere you go, I can't imagine what you're irl must be like.
>Liverpool's fate is in the hands of 53 year old Ashley Young, Fred and Smalling despite losing one game all season and they will get more than 90 points
>they may even beat Chelsea's 95 point record and STILL not win it
>Trashford
Please stop
who's this lass
Reminder that 0-0 still works well in Liverpool's favour and puts it in their hands.
Will arsenal finish lower in the table then they did with Wenger?
state of the epl
>zinchenkek
always knew he was a meme
NIGGER
Poor Little White Guy videos have really gone too far
if digits liverpool gets relegated next season
Probably only fuck the lingard looking one desu
based city care more about the appeal of the league than winning. they know they can win easily. they proved it last season. now they sacrifice that for helping the other teams bolster the strength of the competition
eternal good guys
feet
who is this demonic semen succubus?
>no yellow
wow what the fuck
You guys do know you can force anonymous names for everybody if you use 4chanx right? Never worry about seeing tripfags anymore
Wenger was Elite
Zincenko is so shit
Unironicaly an amazing summer.
Would look great getting creampied by a refugee.
attention gives it life
BRING BACK WONGA
based
What happens if Wenger takes over PSG and wins CHL?
how do I stop staring at gymthots lads
I'm pretty stealth overall but I get caught occasionally.
>Emery
found this one the other day in the mirror
lol imagine getting this upset over an anime imageboard
>le 60 million man
>Trashford
Why does Manutd rate their pacy niggers so much? Havent they learned from Wellbeck?
fuc off racist frog. no place for you in soccer
Back to /Pol/ hunny
If city bottle this how much is liverpool gonna pay wolves to not beat them?
wow kick it out mate that's proper racist lad bleedin eck ur a bloody racist that's for true
Just came back from Maghrib salah, give me a quick rundown of whats happened so far
>wh*te """people"""
stream?
>poonited
>shity
>arse
she's not wrong
don't bother
Get some sunglasses and a white stick and just wander around. You can stare all you want
Robbie is the face of Arsenal
Indeed
Who's the best midfielder in EPL?
...
RIP billy mcneil
Lingard is dirt. Who can come on to replace him?
tbf if its in London she aint wrong
that's pretty good edit not gonna lie
look at their bums. they are facing away from you so they will never know you are looking
>religious and white
Must be a Pole
>Fred
lmao that Pogba skill
>poogba
death to feetfags desu
This is why you don't breed with thots
How are City so shit thus far
How come United aren't just bottling it on purpose
Hardly even an anime board anymore. Just fuck off
The mum was probably a nutcase, I'd imagine. Or Bongland really is that bad.
i'm white with blue eyes and my proto gf isn't white and doesn't have blue eyes
opinion?
Attacking or Defensive?
what did he mean by this attire Yea Forums?
poobag destroyed them
they want destroying bent over that table
Supporting NAZIS guess your cancelled as well hunny
What do you mean you get caught? It’s impossible not to look especially when thots go out of their way to stick their asses in front of every guy. I’m not going to turn my head around if a thot decides she’s going to bend over in leggings right in front of me
You molested your niece you sick bastard, hesrd about you claiming a disability was the reason? You need to die sicko
bet the mum was like 18/19
The customers want the cl
No top 4 would set us back years
what did he mean by this?
>white people are better than black people
She could've done that in Africa
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
give Manchested United your power
no worried about this game because brenny knows how to play against city who are 100% dropping pts to leicester
GODDAMNIT
hes spanish
me on the left
>Need to rebuild
>No CL
Suicide.
de gay
*Steps on you*
for me, it's right
De Bruyne or Fabinho
de gay is so inconsistent, but i guess today is an elite day for him
>STERLEL
I give it my everything
united are playing 5 at the back so it's pretty difficult for city to break down their defense with constant passing
I expect them to start shooting more in the 2nd half
As for United, they're still after the top 4 so I don't see why they would throw it.
>sterlel
fucking hell
state of these retards tikitakaing in the box rather than shooting
that's it pass it into the back of the goal
fucking retards
De goat
DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY DE GAY
>kompany is the weakest link
>doesn’t look comfortable in his position
what actor/comedian is this
...
DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY DE HEY
None of this is true, you're a fat ginger virgin.
me too but dem titties on the left tho...
Not >de gay today
>sterlel
Not that many, United were in EL not long ago too
"we're replacing the native populations, lad"
HUGE SAVE DE GAY
based de gay
neves
Real nigga hours
If De Gea manages to save this game for united, I'll just have to wank one out in his name.
\o/
>Stirling
united are so shit
>flag
Checks out
How many times has Fred lazily given possession away?
no more slips on de gay
>de gay makes a piss easy save
>DE GAY GOAT XD
state of
city stepping up the heat
Bernardo Silva absolutely handling Pogba 2nite.
why are City playing poorly on purpose?
fuck off racist
crowd are so desperate they are encourage perraira to shoot from 25 yards when he is facing the wrong way
ur all much further behind me LEL
>couldn't pass an eye test
lee dixon is pretty good on commentary for an explayer
GO MANCHESTER
Liverpool did it tbf
Why is shaw so thicc, lads?
I've seen SPL games with more quality.
He's catalan
*handballs*
>Referee: ...
poobag
Need to keep the CL money coming in, and United can't just rely on reputation any more to attract top players, they need to be offering CL football.
Literally all I've heard this game is united players losing the ball
you would never guess these two teams were assembled for approximately the same amount of money, would you
It's a De Gay saves everything episode
What is pogba's problem?
Baserade skandibroder
Inb4
>we lost on purpose to spite you duh dur
Enjoy the Europa league next year, you don't even seserve Europa League football. Once Pogba etc leave and you truly fall apart can't wait to see you relegated in 7 10 years.
shambles
>this ref
sauce
Based Fabid. Get fucked clowns
>Nigba just jogging around again
Lanklets, when will they learn?
>Kicking it our for your rivals
Not how it works desu
Can you even make a shot more pathetic than this from a closer distance?
What is the point of Fred? Literally worse than Darren Fletcher and Tom Cleverly.
>lingard's on the ball
If Ole does not change Fred at halftime he should be deducted points for match fixing, unironically.
Turks think they have rich greek heritage and court other men to act the part.
low IQ, highly emotional
Based pep protecting his players from the dogshit ref
FUCKING JOKE
Get up you fucking midget roach
there's your proof that united players don't care
Halftime you fall in love you lose
retard ref
can fit women clench their fanny muscles all your dick?
Why the fuck would you kick the ball out?
FUCK SHITTY. SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS
>pausing the game for a roach
boff
At 45:45 gametime. WTF IS UP WITH BACKBONE OF STERLING. Somone take screen, he runs and looks like a raptor
Liverpool NEEDS to win the league
True, Liverpool have done well under Klopp though and they had EL for a while
United really do need to rebuild
>this ref
Fuck that shit keep going utd
lmao when manure player goes down this cunt ref stops the play but when its city he doesn't
>loses a ball that creates a counter attack
>pretend to be hurt
lmaoing at soccerfags
no era
Should have kept playing, fuck Gundogan.
gundogen is foreign for made of glass
>190 master race
sit down faggot 203cm master race
how the fuck is that not a foul? he nearly snapped his leg in half
KARA BOGA
score some goals
United are going to crash City with a smug 0-0 aren’t they?
allah is good
Every fanny is different but most women can squeeze on your willy yeah
please sit on me
>signs with united and gets fat while being FB
What the fuck happens in that damn club?
LEL SIT DOWN SANE
United have been the better team tbf
lol
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
Hope he's hurt
lee dixon chats some absolute bollox
i mean fair play to united breaking some legs - i can get well behind that - but that's a horrible challenge
reminder: if you don't let sterling score, you're a racist
SCORE
SAM
FACKIN
GOALS
doubt it, the press is slowing already
*thicc
that's why he looks so gay or like a woman
instagram lordosis
How do I get an ass like Shaw's?
Hes shit, influences moments not games
Is the presence of a Luke Shaw an act of racism?
Karen Brady's daughter lads
HALF TIME LAUGH THREAD
HALF TIME LAUGH THREAD
HALF TIME LAUGH THREAD
HALF TIME LAUGH THREAD
Got the ball, dunce
Is that pogba?
Have sex
Would Neymar fix Man Utd?
Time for beddy byes. Goodnight alt right!
Boring ass game. I dont understand why City took so long to start playing their game. They have to win, they are much better, why are they letting United drag this 0-0? That's exactly what they want
just bulking la'
More like Klopp did.
It's happening
THIS
I’ve been saying it for months. His ass is like a foot behind his back when he runs wtf
They only banned smoking in offices in 2004 hahahah imagine sitting at your desk having a rollie, yeah by usher playing on the radio, what an era
is it weird to go on a road trip by yourself?
>"Persona 5 will be 3DS exclusive"
>"Persona 5 will be Wii U exclusive"
>Persona 5 announced for PS3 and later PS4
>"P5R will be Switch exclusive"
>P5R teaser starts with PS logo
>"I-It's VR!"
>Persona 5 The Royal confirmed as an RPG and listed as PS4 only on the main site
>"P5S will be a Switch port"
Oh boy can't wait to see what happens next. I can already predict Switchfags claiming "W-Wait for E3!" when P5S is nothing Switch related
wtf is that nigga checking on him?
karen brappy
He got tickled by a slight piece of boot.
Where are the shinguards?
Better yet, have you ever seen how much damage MMA fighters can take to the shin?
These guys are pathetic, histrionic twats.
The Rooney heritage
H/a/LFTIME
i need porn with girls wearing sports uniforms
>t.
have sex
second half predictions?
man u sneak a draw for me
Aren’t we supposed to harass the furpucks
No. Do it.
>wins the epl for liverpool
United players all look a bit fat and sluggish
Nasty
nerves
This is considered beautiful in Brazil
Half time wank
Mbappe maybe, Neymar no he would never cut it in the EPL with the physicality. spend half of the season injured and the other half rolling around on the floor
>city without de bruyne
gonna be a yikes from me
This. Any so-called United fan that supports any team other than United is a plastic, especially when it's derby and we need top 4.
that is a weird butt
big but at the same time pankcaked
>no pornstars with this fit body
Why even live bros
>tfw have the same type of body as him
>tfw hate myself for being a fat cunt and have been intermittent fasting since last week to sort myself out
I went running up some steep hills on Sunday morning having not exercised in a long time. Fuck me I'm still hurting, I might go out tomorrow morning if I feel up to it.
CUNNY
Dont think so. I think they are just fags.
Based
A female version of me, literally white as a milk bottle
>Neymar no he would never cut it in the EPL with the physicality
ah ok, Salah and Hazard are such man mountains after all.
>neymar and pogba on the same team
Jesus...
dios mio. la creatura blanca
>Imagine
How fucking young are people on 4channel these days?
big round head, big mouth, roots showing, no tits, saggy arse.
>ARSENAL
CAM ON REDS, IT'S A WIN OR NOTHING
This first half truely shows what seperates teams in control from teams who are not. And by 'in control' i mean in terms of possesion. Sure, Utd defend well and so on, but holy shit they rely solely on pacey dabbers up front or balls dropping down in the middle of the pitch when they attack. Their midfield - what the fuck is going on? How can Fred and Pereira possibly be the players the turn to when looking for starters? They passed it into city feet 10-12 times and I am not even memeing
shagged more birds than you've had hot dinners kid
not reading this
cheeky half time shower?
Lay down nice and comfy first.
Hazard and Salah dont roll around like retards everytime they get tackled
what part of jamaica are you from lads?
>this is a good looking hoe in the United Kingdom
>advert for testosterone builder
What the fuck
>nice football brought to a halt by an English player - the half
Where are all the attractive slags? I don't see any at the pub where I'm watching the match.
I'm here to see MF Doom
You WILL go out. Just get into the habit, it's crucial and once you do it'll be enjoyable and rewarding.
If you look like pic previous then it won't take too long, as well
This is so not true.
>mma
are you retarded?
oh right, you watch mma
Pogba needs to kys
BUNDA
Someone give me a stream , I'm in class
you were of working age in 2004? lmaooo fuck off grandad you pathetic freak, get off Yea Forums and start a family
Live from the fan zone.
ela é legal
THIS IS NOW A /span/ THREAD POST ONLY CUTE ANIMALS FROM HERE ON OUT AND REFRAIN FROM POSTING SLUTS AND OTHER DEGENERATES
It’s a Wednesday, they’re all indoors with their fellas getting shafted
Oh Lord I wish that were me
is this rape?
False, bunda not big enough
neymar's feet didn't perfectly heal the last time because he had to rush his recovery for the world cup, but neymar is strong he falls at fouls if he knows they'll be whistled
women poop with their butts you know
>0-0
Lads how do i get a gf ?
based
She can customize my jean whenever she wants
hmmmmm
imagine the smell
Pub slags are no good, you need the ones who can't hold a conversation, atm they're predrinking for a night on the town and fingering the bff slags
How did he even get up there to begin with?
Good enough ?
bros . . .
my gf has one of those, they're pretty comfy tbqh
I unironically fap to his weird art
qts on the left
Fake news
Did he die?
>HALF TIME HAXBALL
>HALF TIME HAXBALL
>HALF TIME HAXBALL
haxball.com
pass: halftime
Noa a ____
Broken neck
they poop and pee with the same hole? like how guys can cum and pee out the same hole, yes?
need a peng black ting
Don't see what you're dissatisfied with.
Can you stop posting slugs I'm trying to take a shit
BREHS
pretty sure you can file it under banter
Norfshire born and raised, simple as.
>American
>Calling others retarded
Improve your personality
Fuuuuck.
lol
Seriously though. Where was he?
rate my workout Yea Forums
Martial on for Lingard is the right move here, yeah?
Under 33 years old
I think she looks qt
Same
i love vultures deus there really cool birds
Having sex with her would be like making love to an eagle
got a crossfit comp this wknd
heh
Fuck tattoos.
unhealthy af, it must be like having tons of hands in there
a fucking Draugr
How is it not dead?
Brehs..
Lingard wasn't that bad.
Pereira and pogba were biggest shitters forst half
Give power to Manchester City NOW!
lmao
>current year
>card isn't contactless
Pretty good but I will only have eyes for Lucy Verasamy
that liverpool feel
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What JAV girls act like happy semon demons in their scenes instead of the 'uguu I'm getting fucked ;--;' cry-moaning shit?
Mmm give me the milky milkies
I was born in 2000, AMA.
im generally considered attractive by both my friends and women but i cant get a girlfriend
Thoughts?
wonder if she charges a usage fee
>do you like my hair, user?
Based Cardozo
Welp! Might have to go out after this match, especially if United get a result
At a cash machine?
>tfw I will never be this comfy
Lads, what do we do if City doesn't win this ?
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just give up at this point bro you would need a 9x7 for that
what happened to sterling? didn't remembered him so buff
No
What's her name?
S T A T E
me in the back
yanks don't have contactless hahahaha they still have to swipe and sign
Mizukawa Sumire's good for that
Do you think she ever gets poo in her hair? haha what would that smell like haha
me on the right
You cannot and will not make me.
i'm not falling for it this time malaysia
>'Red pilled' white man with the surname 'Oscar'
Bet he posts on /pol/ lmao
Ai Uehara
we dab on ABLs, of course
tonight's dinner
Consider suicide.
Based
based chigüis
but leave means leave user
wew
lad
you are one seriously pathetic cretin
get a life
whiter than my dead grandma
>the woman in the relationship is the atm
how progressive
based hairposter
>Some tame, Liveleak tier webms
>Tranny stuff
You've become so cucked 'Malaysia', must have ran out of vpns lmao.
Damn I lost
is it abit strange how they are in the away end
WERES SOSIGS U CUNT
Help! I'm gay
why Brits love beans?
awesome, truly
lmao the fuck? did this absolute madman threw an octopus at him?
B O N V O I
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she is so self aware it ruins it for me bros
The half has resumed
Just thought I'd let you guys know
>flag
Not clicking.
*suck your cock*
there you go
Genuine thanks. Lewd japanese girls are heaven.
she's fit but my gosh, don't she just know it
I'd leave her sit on my face if yknow what I mean
>one(1) asian
>takes picture of this stranger and slings slurs because he’s alone and bitter
Brits huh
not anymore
Ah some quintessentially Portuguese beauties there.
>haha what would that smell like haha
Poo, probably.
Daniel Lambert is pure middul faggot.
dont be, faggot
i quit my job earlier this year and thought about going freelance but i've been sitting on my ass for 3 months now without doing anything since there's no one holds me responsible. what to do now lads?
why are pundits allowed to call pogba lazy? bit racist isn't it?
high in protein low in fat, what's not to love
Shaw is thiccer than any of these girls
NO ROOM FOR RACISM
ARE WE CLEAR, Yea Forums?
1.barbie sins
2.chechim
3.luna star
4.kissa sins
5.ashley cumstar
I wish.
You're clearly not mentally capable of doing freelance so go back to the office
couldnt care less tbqh
in games like these you really notice de bruyne's absence
3 4 2 1
2 1
No.
>that ratio
everytime I see this it cracks me up.
>Low in fat
>Good
Good goy
just by this pic, it seems a comfy bedroom and house somewhere in America
...
Why is Pogdab so high on the pitch?
how are you paying for your existence?
new
I want to pet them.
I’d consider watching the football and shitposting about it on Yea Forums it’s pretty comfy
>Tfw being petty with a girl and not replying to her
Bitch nigga.
Wage Guerilla war against Yanks
>british "humour"
N I G G E R
>2 (two) early threads
fattie
t. Mohammed iqbal
One of you has to tear down his thread
For the wellness of spee
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Shut the fuck up stupid french faggot go back to the tennis etc. pussy french pastimes
Disgusting nigger
>Mfw I can smell this picture.
fuck that shit i'm an aspie and once the money run out i'll just kms
using the spare money i made from that job
good advices
holland has been baking
If anything he would make them worse.
>OLES AT THE WHEEL
Should be player of the year are bernie
Imagine having to support united. Jesse Lingard is the worst player I have ever seen.