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second for sterling is a faggot
Raheem Sterling is a _____
fuck soccer
I wish you a happy evening everyone
mecha anime
WHOSE THE REF
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right back at ya
>rating Kompany
please tell me you guys don't do this
Mics are fucking shite this game, surely the atmosphere isnkoader than that?
you too lad
Liverpool fans are inbreds
Digits for 5-4 for City
What's the best acestream link lads? they're all shit for me
N
What's it like working for deliveroo lads? Was thinking of doing it part time whilst at uni
really sets me off when negroes get ideas above their station
GGMU
>shity vs manure
zinchenko is the downs syndrome de bruyne
fuck anime
Thanks, you too
Thank you Jean Francois
>deh gay
Scotland finally getting their independence. What a day.
jesus why is my stream so fucking laggy
I WANA SIT IN A LARGE DILDO SO MY DIDK CUMS HARD THEN RUB MY BALLS
hehe no one will see this too many comments
imagine if mancity loses but then liverpool loses against huddersfield
Mashallah
I
B Silva is elite
FILMS OLE FROM BEHIND THE WHOLE GAME INSTEAD OF WATCHING THE MATCH
Dubs and it's 1-0 united with a shit pen
Exploitative I'm guessing
miss big ron lads, wish he was still around the game
Taytay
single and liverpool wins the league
SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS
Same to you my dude.
why do they always feel the need to show them do that?
United 5 - 2 City digits
Trashford BTFO
Shit is that real it can't be
G
There is a station for negroes?
haha oh no my dear friend... you think you got away with posting this gay chat but the north never forgets...... (gaming thrones reference)
SURELY THAT'S FULL TIME REF
>negroes
easily the most retarded word in the enlgish language
oof
boooh
>Le try for the first 15 minutes then give up team
I'm bored of this United episode 2bh
Going to be a massacre, utd playing to avoid a drubbing at home
Replying
Poop doesn’t even give a fuck that last second VAR cancelled goal in CHL broke him
The YELLOW which decided the league
Jump scare, don't watch.
a fucking hockey check lol
Dubs and United wins the game and City the league.
based vinnt
who /alcoholic/ here??
Yea Forums btfo again
because confirmation bias on your part
kompaNy
how retarded is kompany?
kompany is a nigger
she literally only started looking good this year when she got just the right amount of thicc
MUH PACE
slippy
>Please, Mr. Bog, I really need this one
>Kompany not getting away with every foul
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>Ole's at the wheel
OMG
BASED VINNY
City look out of it
they ain't winning this, screencap this post
What's the source of this? Is it fake? Where the fuck even are they?
Do Man City fans actually exist?
>can't stand your ground
fucking ref
How the fuck does United lose possession so quickly?
whats the name of the chant that goes like this
>whoa
>whoa
>eyy oh
>eyy oh
...
I want to massage Shego's feet.
city should be down to about nine players already
>still no red
CAM ON SHITTY SCORE SUM FOOKIN GOALS
Shego is my fuck Waifu la
betting now
Ole winning tactical battle so far.
thicc taytay is absolute prime breeding material
what does that mean?
G
>oles at the wheel
Is it just me or do United look slow and lazy? You Would they would be trying hard
why is david silva so shit now?
the stand your ground rule only works if you're not black
OAP Company vs future of England Rash
falling asleep here desu
if you look carefully they're wearing a parachute
howdy
*howdy
>consider it done
COME ON UNBITED
COME N UNITED
>tfw already missed one thread
breh
based
only 79 minutes to go
howdy
Yes. Most of them are retired Arsenal fans
kompany should unironically be off
1 lbs = 453,592 grams
Dont be daft, dumb nigger is making selfies all night
>arselel
Hair implant took control of his brain
it means you have a notion that the tv cameras always show muslim players praying so whenever the tv cameras show a muslim player praying then you take note but any time they don't show a muslim player praying (most of the time) you ignore it
the racism itt is sickening, i hope all of you die for this
lmao i think the host of my stream just got banned by sky
C
Remember when this was the Tevez derby
Pogba is a city agent, constantly doing backpasses to ederson
the united fans seemingly want to win this game only proves they have no long term vision but can only see what's in front of them
lads are you ready for him to get UNLOCKED
E
>united wins
>Old trafford chants ole's at the wheel
>Yea Forums goes up in flames
Can't wait
i miss mu ex's fat black ass
Is gifting city the league so liverslip doesn't win and manure won't even make the europa league really the timeline we want to live in?
Wtf is this swiss going on about?
FUGG
>arse
upto the "oh god what am i doing with my life stage" while still doing it
>arseanal
>ole's at the wheel
kek
*beheads his neighbour*
>Smalling just purposefully making it difficult for De Gea
kek
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>ARSE
OH NONONO
>farse
>tfw hoping to go Nurburgring with the lads in June
Probably won't end up going though, organising anything like this seems to be more trouble than it's worth.
nonsense, the director choses to show it, he has access to many cameras but he wants the world to see this
if you can't make the champleague you want to avoid the europa
>Arse Leakage Shitball Cunt
why is sterling a le cut inside babby?
>Since Klopp took over as manager Liverpool's net spend is just £120million.
How does he do it?
Congrats Liverpool it was about time
notice these two new black entrances either side of the corner flag ready for the wheelchairs and clinically obese
OT is about to become a meme
WHEN was the last successful Young cross?
Poopball will do that.
Don't act like you wouldn't be criticizing them if they were cheering City to win
How do people like this make it to adulthood?
awoo
that's a backpass from smalling?
>ARSE
Mustafi would've prevented this.
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
city looks bad
Why are people never mentioning that liverpool still have to play wolves? That's a far far tougher game than downed tools man u
Is Sterling a meme or is he actually good?
I don't really watch City but his movement on the ball seems good and his stats this season are pretty top tier. What happened?
Selling shit players for billions.
Grujic is going for 40 mill.
>roll in the fatties
This game proves that next season is ours.
>Duplicate file exist here
Beautiful megs by Bernado on Shaw
ARSE ANAL
fuck liverpool man
hes actually good
Liverpools in good form la
*crosses the ball badly*
post feet pls
Their sporting director is really good.
howdy
wolves arent that good away
R
Fred is my favorite meme
Why this garbage, look anyone except the British? Do you miss your national championships?
Selling Coutinho
That's it
just fucking shooooooooooooooot
he makes good runs so if he gets good delviery he scores a lot
pretty much unplayable with the two silvas and de bruyne behind him
We're winning it boys
Based Smalling, trying an own goal to fuck liverpool title chances up
he had a parachute on
Jlingz would never ever score that fs who does he think he is
The meme is that he is trash
...
Because if City doesn't slip the rest doesn't matter at all DUH
>Ole's at the wheel
Ya know this might be competitive...
>Wolves at Anfield
Yikes
Cumming inside her!
you're a fucking idiot
>my stream is 5 minutes behind
No spoilers yeah guys?
>incharge of getting the ball past the first man
How much did United pay for Fred again?
DE GAY
nice save desu
United Will fade inn 3 2 1...
What's the current SLIPPING status?
*eats poo*
Lingard is such a mong.
Who was the kid Moyes dropped after he railed his daughter?
Did Wolves get good or did everyone else get shit?
Would love to give Liverpool their year la
Lmao don’t underestimate jlingz watch him clutch a winner in this game you can CAP this
based mutt on mutt violence
TRASHFORD
my goodness what pace on that counter attack absolutely brilliant
expected a boring game but its actually quite good.
two nice saves in a row
The wolves are good
Arsenal is shit la
no you are, I'm saying the truth.
>no offside
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>refs trying to help liverpool in the title race
>just get rashford killed
lol
>Player laying on the ground pretending to be injured
fucking kek
Based fellow United fan.
neves is just a beast
they've been good mostly this whole season, though they shit the bed against mid table teams. they turn up for big 6 clubs
Zaha
my sides
>Trashford
>B-Barcelona want to pay 100 million pounds f-for Trashford!
Kek
KEK
We will we mate
unfortunately, it went past his mouth, not in
*pretends not to have eaten poo despite it being broadcast live to millions of people*
Zaha allegedly. Apparently some other player did it at Everton too
state of arse
Great coverage from the Ederson
What the fuck
>That ref
Welp, FA has choosen its side
refball when
Rashford is so inconsistent
god bless great britain
I miss Halo 3.
well barcelona likes to overpay meme players
lmaoooooo 2-0 Wolves
CLassic
rashford getting obliterated
anyone got a pic of moyes daughter? she fit?
this fucking ref is a joke
Download eldewrito
sterling constantly losing balls
>have just heard my dad shout FUCK OFF
>never heard him swear before in my 21 years of life
w-what's happening
b-but mustafi
I thought Wenger was the problem?
Based ref
it's arsenal
not half bad desu
whys arsenal minute 38 and this match only minute 22
"no"
dubs and liverpool win the league on gd
He's English of course he's trash.
literally the best thing united have ever done (until they spank city tonight)
>Arselel
>2-0
WOTS WENGER DOIN BLUD
RING RING status?
He wants you to get out and find a job
Different timezone
halo master chief remastered collection is coming to pc in a few months. if you have an xbox you can get it for like a fiver used. was playing it yesterday legendary co-op on halo 2 with a few mates it's an absolute blast.
seriously what are the fucking chances of this happening on live tv
>ARSEanal
Remind him that we don't curse in this house
>united find out arsenal are 2-0 down
>let city win
Absolute state of Arse
>trashford
>not half bad desu
>half digits of his post number are repeating
There was pic of her and Zaha at the club
Pretty dece
Does Chevrolet still produce cars?
I work full time
I'd like to bless her face, if you know what I mean
Looks like a tranny
Having to deal with a faggot son does that
Is that a tranny?
arsenal are so fucking shit christ
Small mouth. Yuck
>United legends
>pathetic wasted quads
It's so scary in a house that allows for no swearing
10/10 in bongland
Stream police out in force tonight lads
No, they make predator drones now
this makes me wanna die
no they're just sponsoring united to boost the sales of their used cars
what do you little niggas think
he would have got away with it if he wasnt black
Jonny and Doherty those guy we need to buy
it's actually troy deeney
look at them side to side
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
Do English people get drunk when go to watch Football either by buying drinks inside or sneaking them in?
>rashford
>back to his best
Literally done a lot of running and had a speculative dig from 40 yds.
>back
>to
>his
>best
>be Team A supporter
>hate Team B
>pretend to support Team B
>yell nigger at a match
>repeat for teams C-Z
>win league
Seriously though, what did she expect?
AAAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>no yellow
what the fuck is going on
expected worse
Is that a man?
perraira desperate to get sent off on his big night out
Harvey is blind so he hasn't seen Dwight in over a decade as well.
Absolutely Based.
tfw no hateful scottish gf
Cash it user
THIS cunt. His anti racism lark always comes around a game he is either shit or dives/cheats. As soon as valid criticism comes for his games for England or diving against Swansea, a week later, against some random team, he claims racial abuse and suddenly he is a role model.
Rose is the fucking same. Plays shit, Davies comes on and plays better, week later "I was racially abused". How come the good black players never play the racism card?
Cam on United, just take these 7 goals.
the fuck's brie larson doing at OT
smalling just got emasculated by aguero
Why do fat people eat all the time
Ole did mention all the kicking
APOLOGISE
t. racists
Food
Because they're stupid
>like Oli
>but dislike United players
mad to think utd would be top of the league right now if they stuck with moyes
the fuck is wrong with that ref
>On Tuesday morning Solskjaer said: "There will be fouls. They will snap at your ankles and heels and kick you."
>"Did he say that? With 65% or 70% possession, how do we do that?" said Guardiola.
>"I don't like it. My side is not built like that, not at all."
>Implying you'd care for that
Harvey is such an abomination he had to go into 'care' this year because he kept smashing TV's and trying to rape his mum.
disease innit
>Chelsea getting the 4th place with a draw
Lmao the absolute state
smalling is throwing it and does so shamelessly
they're mentally ill
He's in the best form of his career and he's talking about it now you mong
Damn capitalists
>ARSELEL
zinchenko is fucking shit
the answer is in the question, Denmark
What the fuck is up with all these retarded tackles
STOP LETTING YOUNG CROSS
We do a fair bit of drinking before matches. Sneaking them in isn't so easy.
cash out
Been dicked by both Messi and Aguero in a short amount of time.
My favourite player of all time is Drogba, hardly racist, just can't stand scummy players not getting called out because they play the race card
Ole's at the wheel, Tell me how good does it feel,
We've got Sanchez, Paul Pogba and Fred,
Marcus Rashford is Manc born and bred, The Greatest of English football, We've won it all, Du, du, du du, du, du, du du du ...
>i-it's not my fault
>I-I have a rare illness t-that makes me fat
>United outplaying City
What even is this United team?
City ain’t winning this
trashford ain't taking the freekicks anymore?
>get wrongfully accused of aggresive tackling
>aggresively tackle as revenge
guardiola is a liar and a fraudulent cheat and bald man
Why are brits ugly?
young whipping in freekicks
fucking hell united
>Mention expecting fouls
>tell team to seek out contact
>ref sees it and subconciously thinks city are fouling
Ole is truly at the wheel
>not betting on cards
>moan to refs that opposition fouls
>they get a load of dodgy yellows
works every time lol
>Wolves beating a "big" club again
imagine my shock
It’s not impossible boys! United can do it!!!
don't see city winning desu
How they would look if they were thin and how they could go about losing weight. Then they stuff a fucking donut or something in their mouth and watch 5 episodes of some shit E4 show.
Inbreeding.
yeah it's pretty obvious
PERRAIRA RED CARD INCOMING
Fernandinho is a MONSTER
based pep
Unbelievable
nice singles faggot
It was a nice ball. Pity Pogba was too stupid and lazy to get on the end of it
Is drinking at your seats allowed like in Australia or only at the bar?
Can we calm down with all the clutter on screen?
>lose only one game all season
>get more than 90 points
>have player of the year
>STILL depend on a broken United to beat City in order to win the league
Imagine being Liverpool
bad weather bad food bad genes poverty
couldnt beat brighton at home tho
how can premier league have VAR when so many games are on at 3pm the same time?
>Arselel
Oh I am laffin. Laffin!
if you lock up a fatty and feed them once a day will they survive?
I kek’d out loud
>arse lel
Haha what a joke
jonjo shelvey could do a job for united
>getting out tacticked by le at the wheel man
our country is shit. I apologize
>pathetic wasted trips
French ancestors :^)
Someone get this hothead outta here
money
brighton is bigger than arselel
Impressive. Very nice.
shall I post here lads?
Had to cheat against Swansea though didn't he? Watch next time he dives he plays so shit people moan about him, within 2 weeks he will call racism on a reporter or fans.
Most fatties could survive on just water for months
MuttTV
>4 ads permanently on screen
some are qt
>Rashford
wtf is he doing there?
my pizza is coming
that's not a shock, user
wolves are the biggest gameraisers in the league
can wolverhampton defeat the scouser menace?
ole is at the wheel parking the bus
stfu frenchie faggot
everyone's had ur mum
fuck off
vikings stole all the hotties
Dont forget the adds that then replace the scoreline and minutes played, fucking yank tv
fernandindu
>trashford
based nbc not bothering to close streams down
>190kg
Fuck off you virgin nobody likes you anywhere
bigger stash of poppers
her face is like when you play an MMO and click on randomizer
>imagine parking the bus at your own place
>tripfag
no
not allowed alcohol within view of the pitch
being a nigger
that face kek
is old spice still big in bugerland?
We were more of a Brut country, but old spice was still prominent - both faded out years ago though
Rashford a shit
Predict the final score
My prediction is the last 2 digits of my post
I too will respond to this magic.
whats with mixed race wingers with no hair being called ashley
Execute all trip posters
Sugar is more addictive than most drugs out there
>arsenal
>ARSELEL
at least post Sophie Turner for a qt english
La Creatura...
united are overpressing, they're gonna get caught on the counter
I've just figured out that Eduardo's leg break against Birmingham City is closer to the death of Princess Diana than it is to the present day.
the fuck is united doing stop trying here and get points vs chelsea
if united win tonight the top4 is back on
yes pls
Fuck why are you guys becoming so American old Australian culture was built on British culture :(
>subsaharan IQ at work
deadly virus targetting niggers only when?
who are we rooting for tho?
axe is still huge
I personally just use degree desu
>Arse
this ref is a fucking joke, he might as well put on a red shirt
>Arse
OH NONONONONO
>arsenut
>poppers
they're fucking amazing ngl
>arse
name anything more cancerous than short corners
>arselel
They've been the better team though
What kind?
/lig/ likes me
I'm one of the lads in /lig/
Guys, remember when bird shat in Young's mouth?
Not allowed at football but I can when I go to rugby games.
utd could lose and still be in touching distance of europa. the state of arse
>wolves 3 - 0 arsenal
GIVE ME A AAA(you)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Leno is good
lul
City obviously
capped and taken to the bookies
Remember the new thread must have Tevez fisting Ferdinand as the OP
is that for the arse-wolfs game?
why the fuck cant I find a stream
>Lads, it's Arsenal
how do streams even work?
AGUEROOOO
Sorry to intterupt the game guys but I just found this comic so powerful!
liverpool lol
perraria marking kompany
makes sense
tikitaka
Wolves 3 Arsenal 0 at half time lads
>ARSELEL
OH NO NO, I'm turning over
i see no problem with this
United
Welcome to England
how are United outplaying City
Embarrassing. United fans being outsung by plastic City fans at Old Trafford.
>city
>arse
hot. anymore?
>arse
she looks like she's allergic to bee stings and has just been stung by a bee
I hope it's career ending
>arse
is this /bundes/?
I highly doubt it, I find it difficult to believe anyone could like, even other trip fags. Just fuck off please
Based footy staying uncucked
We fucking despise ya
ManU should take the L for the good of mankind. It’s not like the mercenaries that happen to play for that team give a shit about the clubs rivalry with man city
the french
Long throw-ins
thank god i didnt bet on over in goals for this match
fuck england and fuck the queen tbqh
Literally noone is singing. Its silent
new
Red card incoming
Me on the left
Both teams really playing terribly
what sect of benders flies that flag
what do you even say to your players during a halftime break while losing 3-0 to wolves
being a manager must be a tough job
Zinshito absolutely done by Young haha
Fuck off weeb
poopers are the best drug to have sex on deus no lie
Ligue 1
How much did Utd pay the ref?
based colonial father
The French polluted our gene pool.
This is boring, I'm going for a shit
nobody score til I get back
this, cant beat it.
Imagine being Joe Dempsey in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Maisie Williams, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your angloid inbreed shape and blockshaped failed chavbortion face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck just about anyone but the horrific monster anglos that star as "women" in this show. Like seriously imagine having to be Joe Dempsey and not only sit in that chair while Maisie Williams flaunts her revulsion of a body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stringy pissflaps, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she failed to please directors. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MAISIE WILLIAMS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her britbong fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight posh clunge from outside the british rabble for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Englistan. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Joe Dempsey. You're not going to lose your future indie rockstar career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it
it's ridiculous, some grounds are shared by football and rugby teams
you're not allowed to drink at the football but the next day in the same seat at the rugby, it's fine
im gonna score with your mum, lad
Passing on a free kick
I think it's the tranny flag. I'm not sure how that plays in with furries but I have to imagine there is significant overlap between the two mentally ill groups.
If United win 6-0, they will finish the day in 4th place.
>Wolves 3-0 Arsenal
Whats Wenger thinking right now lads
Do you rate Sterling?
They can finish 1-0 and be 4th
bit harsh mate
I'd buy her a Smirnoff Ice
Is the presence of a Luke Shaw an act of racism?
Yeah, 1/10
Then why would they care about Liverpool either?
WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T SANE START, HE'S THE 3RD BEST PLAYER IN CITY.
bernardo runs alot and it would be racist to leave out sterling
It's definitely at least an act of problematic whiteness.
state of sterling
she can customize my jean whenever she wants lads
He's wearing a parachute , he's safe