/147/ - World Championship Snooker 2019 - Day Five - Evening Thread

Why do yank pool pros have shit bridges and shit cue action? Just how much of a joke is that sport exactly?

It's the only one I ever use

thats a nice ass more pics like this?

Thepchaiya is the only acceptable chink

>beer and rye breads
>paid eurosport 7€ to get finally a HD no lag stream
>double monitors so both tables in my view
maximum comfy

Don't care who wins as long as it's not Ronnie because no one else is going to take the record from the most naturally gifted player of all time Stpehen Hendry

>69
nice

Pool is all about hit and hope

Everything about yank pool annoys me. The entire game of 9 ball, not being able to bridge correctly, calling it 'english' instead of side, and saying 'shooting pool' instead of playing

The top players are the most insufferable fucking bellends to ever walk the planet aswell. No decorum or professionalism at all.

>Davis and Taylor on commentary for Lisowski V Sharter.
BASED

>dissing a British patriot
GTFO

Trips of truth

cues dont taper so they can do loop bridges . cue action just not as needed its more feel less technique

not as based as alan mcmanus in the commentary box

stream?

Best combos are Davis+Hendry and McManus+Doherty

I'll just wait for Bazza to finish...

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Based patriotic Brexit snooker players:
>Ebdon
>Ali Carter

Cuck Corbyn loving snooker players:
>Ronnie

Case closed

...

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Ebdon's a fucking vegan

Quiet please.

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>>>/reddit/

fuck off

So he's a Brexit supporting vegan. Nowt wrong with that.

Bazza will regret crossing the Li Hang Clan

Based Carter

jesus christ guys are you to dumb to provide a stream

The Hawk reigns supreme

honestly for me steve davis and hendry would destroy the whole field if they were playing now they had actual steel mentality unlike this lot

>Kraut can't source one himself

Away and fuck, Hans

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we're all britbongs using BBC online or watching it on our tv

no one in the uk needs to stream as its all on free tv

cricfree.sc/watch/live/snooker-world-championship-live-streaming

>to dumb
>to

Tesco chicken pasta bake ready meal and a bottle of stella in front of the snooker, maximum overcomfy

>What is an search engine?

i have easter eggs and hobgoblin desu

C O M F Y

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>Hazelposting
>

DA KU BOL

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Not had a pasta bake in years. Might have to make myself one

shame its these two total shitters , il probably swtich to the football

gonna watch the footy game instead
cya fags

thanks, you cool

greekfag

Please do

>bazza not allowing any of that comeback nonsense

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That new snooker game Hendry is promoting looks a bit shit. Surely can't be any shitter than Snooker 19 though

>this cycle ball segment on eurosport
wtf

didn't know there was another new snooker game other than the official one. what's it called?

iSnooker is the best snooker game. It's also probably a trojan or something

any flashless stream? ;_;

Is snooker the comfiest of sports?

Fat Katie Cummings spotted in the crowd!

This Is Snooker - same guys who did Pure Pool and Hustle Kings.

don't worry I will be back when its over

The difference over here is to be a pub goer you can be jack the lad or Stacey the lass, lots of people do it and therefore play the sport

In America only meth-heads go to bars and therefore play the sport.

Snooker and Curling are the comfy pair

Golf is quite comfy, especially to play. No rowdy Norf FC tards in your immediately vicinity.

>[Lisowski] is a very similar player to Trump
>goes on to miss the red
Very similar indeed.

kek, saw the same

Friendly reminder Jack Lisowski is the heir to Ronnie

Look, it's Marcel!

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yes
or darts when there's no crowds like the player's championships

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>no fun allowed

i do like the crowds but it's not exactly comfy with them

I remember watching some German tournament years back. Not a single ounce of atmosphere at all. Was BDO-tier garbage.

The plainest of janes

...make the bestest of wifes

Snooker shoot out is very comfy

Albeit the crowd chants were shit this year in comparison to last year

>player oes a tremendous shot
>*silence for a few seconds*
>commentator says "that was a phenomenal shot"
>*crowd cheers and claps*

Ear pieces were a mistake

only ones worth watching are the ones held in Britain or Holland

That is a fair point

Yep.
Or when the commentator praises a shot and the white ends up in a bad position
>YEEEEEAAhhhoooooooww

It's not though because plain janes are the biggest whores as they require more validation than attractive girls.

That is a fair point

You are correct

This man speaks the truth.

Based and redpilled

are whores still whores if they live their inner whores only in presence of their husbands?

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>no tweets from Ronnie for a few days now
Cool as a cucumber

Sweet summer manchild you known nothing about womyn

>they require more validation than attractive girls.
Which means they'll fuck you more, they won't whore themselves out to other guys

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AND WHAT A SHOT BY THIS YOUNG CHINESE PLAYER

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>Peter Ebdon on punditry

why pick the most boring man on earth

Because he's the best in the sack

Hey bro you forgot my post

TOP FORM PRODIGY FROM THE ORIENT

Are two tables comfier than one?

I will say it now.
If Ding cannot win it this year, he will never win the Crucible.

I rate one table higher

BBC go for the most vanilla, dry and inoffensive commentary possible.

sorry

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It's coming home lads

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how many balls does ali have atm
serious answers only thanks

I'll say it now, Ding will never win the World Championship including this year

He's at least coherent. Just look at the absolute state of Ronnie and Jimmy White being pundits for Eurosport, neither can speak properly.

t.Sel-by

>imagine not thinking Lisowski is winning the tournament

mate, I'm still going with Ding, Williams, Higgins or Kyren winning this year. Robertson might be favourite, but he'll bottle it like Judd.

>mommy has bought ice cream
comfy

Lisowski is legit the person I want to win the tournament now Ronnie is out

He has star quality he just needs to stop being lightweight

I dunno mate, Robbo has looked absolutely rock solid

1

He doesn't have the head for it at the moment. For me, it's Bazza.

r8 judd's gf

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I hope Williams wins it again just to stuff World Snooker focusing on promoting chinese players over legends like Williams

reminder don't reply to bait posts by literal incest practising paedophiles.

im on the footie , hows the match going?

You mean Trump is the gf of Khadija.
Make no mistake, he is the one receiving.

prostitute/10

Hawk wins as predicted. Lisowski 1-1 Carter good game so far

5/10 too much makeup

NAWTY/10

Robbo always looks rock solid in the early rounds only to bottle it later on.

still more of a man than me *sob*

1-1, now boring third frame

>he went for the brown
holy based

Not speaking for WCs, but recent months Robbo's form has been spectacular going deep into touraments

I reckon he'll make finals for sure

unironically more attractive than trump, i could have a gf like this if i wasnt pure shit at actually playing snooker.

feels pretty bad

>literal incest practising paedophiles.
Where's that come from anyway?

>boring third frame
good tactical battle you mean?

Farter will win this

If only we had channeled our autism into something useful like playing snooker we could all have a qt gf.

>Khadija
Isn't that an islamic name? Will she convert Trump to Islam? Imagine Juddah al-Trumpini

>something useful
>like playing snooker

are you drunk user?

Even if you did, 99% chance you'd just be some depressed journeyman making average money with the highlight of your career being a first round upset against a hungover top seed.

190 molested his niece hes also morbidly obese and acne ridden

stg if lisowski bottles the frame because of that black....

>hes also morbidly obese and acne ridden
wow a tripfag is ugly and fat color me surprised

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Oh shit, Carter did it.

will post a pic next time the cunt posts cant stand him derailing threads all over this site.

anyway ali carter is gona win this match

*walks respectfully towards you*

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Commentator on Eurosport suggester that Lisowski have to be
>seething, absolutely seething

>ARSE

Got lisowski 10-8 written all over it

do they still play 8 frames a session in the evening?

9

thanks user

we back lads

feeling a bit lonely here lads, not very comfy :(

I'm feeling comfy with a cup of tea and a discounted easter egg

I think they are all watching the football

I'm here for you.

charlatans

2019 is the year of the Farter

I'm here lad don't you worry

Already watched about 7hrs today
Don't much care for Carter or the other one
Am I missing anything?

thanks based finnish user

what are we all making of this match btw?

we're still here mate, it's just not the best match of the tournament + distracted by footie

Try a football thread right now. They are guaranteed to be pure AIDS. Once you have lost all hope in humanity, come back here and you will realise what you have with us. And remember: the thread, and this atmosphere, wouldn't be the same without you.

thank you fren

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I actually like 9-ball, it's just Earl Strickland I want to see gulag'd

thank you all frens

Earl Strickland's such a massive prick

I really don't see the attraction to 9 ball, could you explain please. Seems as if you can get flukey and win in a one off shot or play really well all game and get beat from one shot your opponent plays

Not the best quality play from Lisowski, Carter seems to be doing well enough.

Agreed

I can't explain it really. I like chess, but I enjoy playing draughts as well. I'm not sure what I like about draughts.

Yes, been thinking Carter has been better break building. Lisowski getting the one really good long pot but not able to follow up

Ali Carter's broken colon shitting all over the dreams of teenage Lisowski fangirls

It's a nice change to play 9-ball now and then but I wouldn't want to play it every time

fair enough

Lisowski has the look of a man who could brutally and efficiently execute someone without so much as blinking

and the surname

Not a fan of carter running away with this match

is this playing 8 frames or 9?

Foxiński

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Who's the hardest player? Maguire?

9 apparantly

Probably. Reckon Jimmy White and Mark Allen could give a good right hook too

Ali Carter there jogging off for a shit

max comfy

Didn't Mark Williams used to box?

why sometimes 9 sometimes 8?

I'd pay good money to watch Maguire scrap with Allen after a few pints.

Yea

>As a schoolboy, he was also a promising amateur boxer,[2] remaining undefeated in twelve fights.

dude im a fucking journeyman in the "career" im in . it cant be worse to be going round the world potting a few balls and banging chinese groupies

First session of a best of 19 is always 9 unless it risks spilling over into the next session, in which case the players get pulled off by the referee

They're supposed to play 9 frames in the first session but they can't start a new frame if the next session is starting in under 45 minutes. That's why some games have only had 8 frames in the first session.

Huh, I didn't know that. Nice.

Reckon Higgins could hold his own after 8 or 9 pints

More like Jack Leloseski

finally on my laptop with access to /147/ folder, let me drop some Dings

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More like Lisowski is gonna run away with this frame

Maguire vs Stephen Lee

Who wins?

I recon Maguire would win overall but Lee would prob glass him and be a nasty cunt

yes please

He'd probably go down after one punch for £20

Lol nice

lol doubt he'd take bribes after a few tennents down local wi lads

If Chess boxing is a real thing, why not snooker-boxing?

>when Mark, Rons and Steve from down the local gaffer bash Dong-Song-Wong-Chong the autistic 25 year old at their life craft

good feels

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Guess I didn't miss anything important in the last 2 hours

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Just read on Reddit that Carter is alt-right, so I'm supporting him now

Lisowski vs Cancer boy, short of a riot and a fire breaking out, nothing interesting will ever happen in this match-up

Cheeky bet on the jack the lad for comfier feels and because I'm a degenerate gambler

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not massively important. Carter being mediocre but reliable, lisowski showing moments of absolute quality and absolute shitness

nothing wrong with taking a break

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>going on reddit

lel. But Ali is tying his shoes...that's interesting

>lisowski showing moments of absolute quality and absolute shitness
Him in a nutshell

Wish it had been a break, but at least I'm home now.

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I've never heard Steve Davis so happy

fluffy

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I only started looking at the snooker sub because /147/ was conspicuously absent for some big games. It's full of wankers, naturally, I just like to keep as any tabs open as possible

Is this going to a respotted black lads?

yes it is

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CAN SOMEBODY POST MORE ASS PICS PLEASE

budget bryce dallas howard spotted in the crowd

this is very excite

faaaaark

He's only truly happy when listening to music.

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clocked

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much excite

Unnnf, aren't the winter gardens lovely lads?

Oof cracking end to frame. C'mon Lisowski

>Ali

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Is the Crucible a good place to find a gf lads?

Steve and Dennis getting lewd unknowingly

Dennis Taylor taunting Steve Davis about how much he loves a black ball fight

it's been 34 years guys come on

Not on Mondays

>conspicuously absent
thanks for expanding my vocabulary range

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A-are you a transgender man? Like, a woman who wants to get a sex change and become male? Because those never get discussed, and I always wonder if they're just hundreds of times rarer or if nobody talks about them because it's not >woke.

When you're commentating alongside one of the most dominant players in the history of the sport, you need something to cling onto lad

Before he was past his sel-by-date

They'll never stop bullying poor Steve about it.

Dennis needs all the help he can get. Was never a quality player

Austriam8 you're a top lad, you've been coming to these threads as long as I can remember. How's life?

And when you coming to the annual meet up lad? We've missed you the last few years.

If a respotted black went to a stalemate, with both players just knocking it into a cushion over and over again, could they agree on a rerack then? And if so, would they get all the balls back out and start over, or just put the black back on its spot?

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There have been a few ausbros, but one stand-out ausbro

I assume they could re-rack on all the balls but it is down the the referee's discretion I think. And I think most referees would deny a re-rack on a respotted black. all assumption tho

>you now remember Lelby fucking up the black in the 2013 Masters final against Robertson
I'm still mad

GWAN JACK

Thank you, m8. We're all here forever innit. I'm all good so far.

doubt.jpeg
Where's it held? L O N D O N?

Masters and WC winner isn't quality player material?

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I just wanna see a /147/ lads

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Made a 25 break today AMA

>Where's it held?
At the home of snooker: the Snooker Shoot Out

Green to black or reds and colours?

I thought Sheffield was the home of snooker

Dennis had the (very) odd quality moment but could never keep it up for more than one tournament in a row.

I also refuse to go south of Sheffield on moral grounds

What do you think about Judd Trump and his girlfriend?

I’m also white like Trump and the proto gf isn’t white like his gf but also pretty like his gf

When can we expect to see you beating Ronnie in a WC first round?

>sharter

I just want a Ding WC win

Stop trying to shill your meme-tournament, Bazza

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Lisicki what are you doing here?

how snooker loopy are you /10

Hahaa because Hendry retiring early because he started losing isn’t 20000 times worse

Green clearance, felt like a champ

based and redpilled

In a well regarded trip in /147/ and have been for years

Stay mad, fatboy

snooker loopy cunts are we

fuck off Carter you sadistic Richard Hammond-looking motherfucker

Ali Carter is basically that guy Mark makes friends with in Peep Show

Little known fact: Steve Davis and JV wanted that to be the actual line in the song's chorus but Chas and Dave refused

>already over
...and I just opened a beer a few minutes ago

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Seasons Hendry was knocked out in the first round:1985/86, 1997/98, 1999/00, 2005/06

is this our finnbro?

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Dubs and an asian player makes the first 147 of the tournament

Dubs and I make the first 147 of the tournament

I see your failed dubs and I put it you that /ourboy/ Bing does

I'm so sorry that beer had to be drank whilst contemplating what to do next user

Lads, Britain’s Imran Majid is playing 9-ball pool US open rn

I see your failed dubs and my dubs declare Lisowski makes the first 147

Dubs and Kyren makes one tomorrow

I'm re-rolling for Bazza then I'm going to bed

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night

Dubs and Jimmy White will one day win the WC

Guess I'll listen to some tunes then

By the way, tomorrow there's no 10am session. Session starts at 1pm...might be able to still make a thread (will be made a bit earlier though if that's alright)

Goodnight

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Dubs and everyone who posted in this thread is gay

night

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Post the thread whenever you can based austribro

also dubs for wilson to beat selby tomorrow

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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"All I'm saying is, England for the English!"
"Don't you mean Germany for the Germans?"

fuck sake I'm going to miss the 1pm session

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Week off from uni so bring on any session till monday

was late handing my essay in by 23 minutes, I checked the mitigating circumstances FAQ and sadly "Trump/Un-Nooh final frame decider and Mark Allen potential 8 frame comeback" don't count

Feel for you mate. Whoever decides mitigating circumstances just don't understand comebacks m8

I'd have gotten it in with time to spare if Zhou Yuelong just fucking potted sam faakin balls

not gonna lie mate I was gunning for /ourmork/ to win but just submit your mitigating circumstances form to your uni advice desk or whatever and hope some fat bloke who works the printers watches snooker and understands

I think it has to approved by some "committee" so its unlikely, though the SU guy did give us so much money that we went to three cue tournaments and only had to pay £20 the whole year

Was it the President of Activities or whatever?
If you're in a committee role in the snooker society or something you might get something from him. I hope you can, our darts society gets absolutely nothing from the SU

Not even a student, its the actual General Manager of the union. The deadline penalty is only 2 points of a possible 100 and this is post grad so don't care too much
>Darts Soc
lel, there a BUCS Darts? Must be as I remember seeing Loughborough with "Darts and Cue Sport Club" tops on

Not from BU. Apparently there used to be a Pool/snooker soc at my uni but they've disappeared in the last year.

*UDS (Something University Dart Society) I'm representing

If you can string a team together for darts of pool get yourself to a tourny, BUCS weekends are mad. Telford 9ball is only three man teams so that's the easiest, know a lad also doing a post-grad formed a team first month and his Uni had no history of anything

According to wiki BUCS don't do darts, and we've only got a darts society of about 12 people - 4 or 5 of which could play pool, 3 or 3 of which could play snooker so seems unlikely. Also that it is in London is another obstacle. Thanks for suggesting mate any other suggestions mainly for darts?

uduk.co.uk/uduk-big-weekender All I can see is this, don't know much about non-cuesports
BUCS have 9ball in Telford, English Pool at Yarmouth and Snooker at Derby, need three men for 9ball and five for the other two. There's always some non-BUCS ran tournaments for things if you can find them, Darts must have something, maybe even regional things if you're lucky

Yeah we went to the big weekender in Newcastle the other week. and take part in university darts UK (UDUK) league.

Was just wondering if there was anything else going on that you knew of. Alright if you're not clued up on uni darts, was just wondering if you knew anything - i'm off to bed now good luck with your uni shit and god bless a lisowski victory tomorrow

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And a big Kyren break