Heem mma

Crocop, Lyoto, Renzo, Anderson Silva, DC, Bones, Danaher, G Ryan and pages that post highlights of mma and box

In many ways Jack Slack is the GOAT

Does anyone find it funny that Schaub could literally murder GSP

Daily reminder that literally only redditors hate Schaub

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There was a Fighter & the Kid episode a few months ago where they were talking about when Schaub went round to Callen's house one evening to pick something up that he forgot, and Callen and his wife came to the door in pajamas, looking all vulnerable and Schaub told them "You know I could easily kill you both right now?"

can boston salmon defeat jon jones if he moves up?

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Sound?

retard

Haha can I get some pics of her haha

Alpha

punished salmon will be champ-champ champ-champ-champ-champ, mark my fucking words

it is foretold a man will come named after a fish

harry tuna

EXplain to mE how ASking for A CLip with Sound makes Me A Reterds

Double retard

>harry tuna
This isn't funny, so how come I laughed out loud?

Moraes meme ends soon

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Just MMA fighters, I can follow you if you want.
Cool.

hope not, moraes is based

>calls his own fight
based

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Mimicking the ref after heeming a goof is based tbqh

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Future Heavyweight Champ

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>tfw going innawoods this weekend and can't watch spicy heems because probably no reception

ree

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based poster

>and Schaub told them "You know I could easily kill you both right now?"
Solid training inspiration right there.

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my new epic meme

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IM THE MOST FLUSHED FIGHTER OF ALL TIME

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Fight should have been stopped earlier since now we know it would have saved aljo from this unnecessary brain damage.

that was a roundhouse that turned into a knee fuuuck

you can generate crazy power form such a move

Heem what is up my buddehs
How goes it in the MMA World?

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how the frick does this dude have another co main event with such a nothing record
who is he and why should he get such a high billing when he clearly isn't very talented as a fighter

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also i thought his name was Jacare, what's the deal with Brazilians and changing their names
Paulo Borrachinha or Paulo Costa I don't even know

FRICKIN A LEVEL ATHLETES OMG SO EPIN IMAGINE KOBE BRYANT OR LEBRON JAMES FUCKING MY WI- GOING TO THE UFC A LEVEL ATHLETES EEEEEEEEPIIIIICCC

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He was in the nfl so Dana thinks he can be a star. He got cut from the nfl for being a wife beater and an overall dumbass. I'd be fine with him being on undercards or opening main cards, but seeing him in the co-main slot fighting a bum makes me lose complete interest in the card.

In many Ways Perry is flushed

Dumbshit

Diaz won the story

gonna do a wank thinking about the fat arsed thaiboxing girl

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Don’t fap bro

Jacare means Alligator.

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What could you even do if this dude grabbed a hold of you? He'd just manhandle you.

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did he died

pics

i'd call usada and he'd get stopped because steroids are illegal

GANG

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yang gang is dead already lmao

Stop posting this mogglet.

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Yang and One FC literally have a combined 26 Billion followers and counting

>the gang is dead t-this time

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just the angle bruv

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Probably kick him in the nuts and then eye poke him and then grab his nuts to control his movement

Prime Jeremy heems Ortega

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Delete dis nephew

He has nice teeth desu

youtube.com/watch?v=UNdjuC7YL14

UFC: FTL Embedded

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There should be a "Men's Flyweight Going Out of Business" card where the remaining members of the division face the Baltimore Ravens defensive line. A win gets you a $1 million severance and a loss gets you a part in the next Wizard of Oz adaptation.

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> removes shorts
> more shorts

they should combine the men's and women's flyweight divisions

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ARKANSAS, EVERYTIME YOU PUT A MIC IN MY FACE, IMMA SAY ARKANSAS

Alan Patrick should be on this weekends card, he doesn't fight much.

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they should let the male flyweights fight the female featherweights. I want to see Cejudo fight Megan Anderson

>Alessio
>Gomi
>Kampmann
>Pearson

man, Sanchez sure has been in a lot of robberies really gets you thinking

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I would unironically illegally stream that

>schmo = reddit
>ariel = Yea Forums

>both = Jews

Well of course.

Also be careful, this kind of anti-semitic speech is illegal in Canada.

reported for racism outside of Yea Forums

THEY'RE ALL GETTIN' IT!

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Gotta be careful calling a spade a spade in this strange world

I invented toilet Till

>based colby banging colombian whores

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Based. I hope he wins the five round hugfest against Usman.

usman is heeming him my man

>Colby Covington Reveals Why He Crashed Kamaru Usman’s Open Workout at UFC 235

youtube.com/watch?v=UNdjuC7YL14

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she has Darren Till's tattoo

>“If I Don’t Put Artem Lobov in the Hospital It's Not a Win For Me” Paulie Malignaggi

youtube.com/watch?v=k6CaOErNyKI

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Reminder that Colby paid to hang out with pornstars. This guy is a mark for himself.

you and the other discord trannies shilling this retarded bullshit on Yea Forums isn't "alive" buddeh

I'd pay to hang out with jynx maze desu

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we finna boutta go to paree niggas

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how are my boiz tonight?

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>its dead but I keep seeing it everywhere!!

Schmo Bless

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This thread is absolutely cringe

Based Connor INTENTIONALLY didn’t talk about the comain this weekend because it’s Greg Hardy. Sorry bitch.

*revs up sperg*

Who here /Schmolby/?
youtu.be/UNdjuC7YL14

Remember when Marc Marundi said he thought RDA beat Colby Covington when it was a 3 straight round victory for Covington just because Marundi doesn't like Covington and is also mentally challenged?

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not him

who?

Hope you got money
globaltalentbooking.com/jynx-maze.php

askren was out

Based? Based! Based! Based!!!

>tfw ywn personally shoot spammy in the face

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Cynthia Calvillo

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Based

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blessed and based

HEEMINDER:
Punished Kailin Curran returns this weekend in Invicta 8 woman 1 night tournament for a strawweight champion. Kailin's run to the title will be the most awe inspiring thing in sports history. Don't miss out my dudes

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>wmma
>sports history

Antonina Shevchenko made sports history for the biggest hypejob failure ever. Le 34 year old prospect got her shit pushed in by an actual weeb

GADOOOOOOSH

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Was Anotonina really that hyped? I haven't been on heem much but I saw no media coverage for her at all. She moved no needles

Oh look, the medkit is back

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She was already crowned the 2nd best fighter in the barren womens flyweight division before she ever fought in the ufc by virtue of her last name

Not sure anyone but you though that m8

No only people who thought she was hot cared about her and the 5 people who actually watch wmma hyped her up.

Not exactly a lineup of killers but I'm hyped for an 8 man tourney

Cobra kai season 2 was kino

RDA should've won.

*solves mma*
*triggers Lithuania*
*gives you $1000*

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Based
Based
Based

Cope harder, incel

*takes away 2nd amendment*.
based
based
based

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Threadly heeminder that Kron is the future of the the featherweight division, the UFC as a whole and jiu-jitsu as a martial art and you are all blessed to bear witness to his greatness

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RT would rather smash Helen Yee or The Schmo?

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She looks like Bobby Lee and his wife morphed together.

I really want to see Kron fight Ryan Hall

So thats a vote for Schmo?

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I've thought about it and yes.

Hall's kicks win him the fight

I was listening to an MMA podcast the other day by a fan with special needs and i found it really insightful, i think his name was bryan shaw or something?

I can't wait to see how it doesn't work because a winner gets absolutely fucced up

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Say something nice about Bryan Callen's wife Amanda Humphrey-Callen.

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where the fuck was this guy against jon

on the ground, whimpering

on the ground taking it from Jon

what is about jbj just makes people freeze up? smif is usually aggressive to the point of recklessness but he just stood there like a mong for 5 rounds

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Probably Jon's distance control, seems like fighters like smif froze up thinking "man I really can't touch this guy"

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maybe it's his reputation for being the goat
he has long reach and uses oblique kicks to discourage people from stepping in, not to mention eyepokes so that slows people down a lot

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Looking to heem my alcoholism before it heems me. Been about a week since I last got trashed and I just tried my first dose of kratom. Shit tastes like cat nip.

wassup mike

having something to do where you cant be drunk helped me drink less

who else has looked into Israel Asendaya assassinating JFK and RFK bc he wanted to build nuclear bombs?

gus still confuses me though because he already went toe to toe with jon and arguably won but still somehow managed to choke

youtube.com/watch?v=N1AKC8AxW5Q&t=333s

Look past anthonys denial on losing the fight and listen to what he says. His ability to mindfuck people in there is unmatched.

consider capsuling it if you can't stand the taste

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Chris was winning until he lost.

you think i am scared of you man.

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he always is

What does Kratom feel like?

*blocks your path*

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its kinda like weed or tea where it varies depending on what you get. The two most common I've ran into are the one that feels like a light opiate feeling with euphoria, and another that is more of a caffeinated feel.

I thought it was 1-1 but just checked the scorecards.

would he fuck my boypussy too? uwu

why you gotta be such a faggot dude?

50$ bet that she fantasize about Schaub fucking her while Callen is watching
100$ bet that Callen does the same

no, u.

There is no time to think against him. His pace is really fast and his reach doesn't let you to do anything against him really. And above all of it he is a defensive fighter. We don't really see it often but he actually fights best when he is being chased.
He is a reverse Whittaker - he cannot win against blacks

I'd easily heelhook him, honestly.

I would heem every single

Kron would win. The only reason why anyone stays in range of Hall's kicks is because they are terrified of coming within grappling range of him.

Kron wouldn't be. Kron is better at BJJ than Ryan Hall, and more athletic.

tfw got heemed by linear algebra

borrachinha is a nickname, it means eraser. it's like donald "cowboy" cerrone. his last name is still Costa. cmon man you're getting outsmarted by an american

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In many ways, he was elite

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how would a Schmo vs Tony interview unfold

>Kron is better at BJJ than Ryan Hall
what, like BJ Penn

I feel your pain breh, doing any math is like getting kicked in the dick by Barboza.

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Besides the current champion, Is welterweight the most lit division right now?

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You guys think I'll be able to meet the schmo at UFC Ft. Lauderdale?

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It's tough out here b

Please spit on his face for me if you do.

Gus is a bum. Jon didn't take the first fight seriously. Gus was always a tier below DC, Jon, and Rumble. Gus was inactive for longer than Jon when they fought the second time despite Jon being suspended.

Probably. Most of the other divisions are held up because of meme champs.

Jacare means alligator and it's a nickname.

jones kneed him in the balls and it fucked him up

you know heem you sit there on your fancy machines and you post about mma and you think you know your stuff but what do you really know?

>being a kneelet
Sad!

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heeminder myles jury is the one true anti boy

*chinlet

>Gus is a bum
this desu, prime Rashad had a better record and didn't lose to Phil Davis

Phil Davis is criminally underrated

How does Cain do in a rematch?

How do we fix manlet divisions

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He's an overrated, always injured, pillowfisted, ground game-less can who fought Jon when Jon was busy fucking bitches and doing coke not giving a fuck about what Gustafascan might bring to the table. It was clear as day that Gus would have nothing for him in the rematch after having barely struggled past two journeyman in the 3 years between Rumble KOing him and the BEATDOWN that Cormier handed to him. Gustaffascan is by far one of the most overrated fighters ever.

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he's a top 5 possibly 3 guy at best
>AJ
>Jones
>DC
>Rashad
>Bader

all above him

When are we gonna get Cormier Vs Lesnar?

2020, dc kos brock but then dc pisses hot

Hopefully never

BJ Penn was BJJ world champ in... 2000. Kron was ADCC gold medalist in 2013. Completely different eras. 50/50 didn't exist when BJ was champ. Kron is much more prepared for a modern leglock game than BJ.

Kron is a killer. Almost all of his BJJ wins come from chokes. He wouldn't ride Artem's back for 3 rounds unable to finish.

Ryan Hall is a beast too, but Kron is a bad matchup for him. I like Ryan Hall as a guy more, he really seems like a standup dude from what I've heard. But it is what it is.

>bjj
Will wrestlets ever, ever learn?

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DC has done EVERYTHING the UFC has asked him to do, he DESERVES this money fight.

> paid
nope. keep seething.

Did he promise to spoil it? If so, based. Fuck adults who care that much about schlock

why would you namefag an utter nobody can

It will be announced at 237 and the date will be in November

because it could actually be me, couldn't it?

Brandon looks like an 8 year old who was dressed by his mom

remember when he lost in front of his home crowd and then retired lol

*steals your lunch money*

*tells on you*

I wish Schaub and Ronda were still together, it makes me cry thinking of the podcasts they could be making so sometimes I pretend that Bryan Callen is Ronda

for sure I agree but I disagree

In many ways Bryan is Schaub's Ronda

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it was an uppercut that out cain down and fucked his knee in the process, legid win for Mgoobo

Before you shittalk BJJ, remember that The System™ has literally just come out in its complete form. You are going to see a massive upgrade in BJJ's control and finishing power as the material is digested and works its way through the jiu jitsu community. Previously, this shit was only available to the guys and girls that directly attended Danaher's class.

I am an ardent studier of the Danaher System, and I can tell you firsthand that he's improved almost every part of the game drastically. I've blown past my training partners that haven't picked up his work ('systemlets' as I've recently taken to calling them).

It's going to take some time for this to be absorbed, especially considering each set is 8+ hours, but Danaher finally releasing his techniques is going to do big things for BJJ. It's a gamechanger, like Goku discovering how to go super saiyan.

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hoity toity potatoes
fiddle de dee

>those shoes
>black shoes with a grey suit

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I plan to have kids and I never want to be drunk in their presence. Could be a tony Ferguson scenario.

I'm watching the Gooby vs Diaz 2 fight, why couldn't gooby KO him when he landed shots? he landed some good ones but they just didn't switch Nate off, why?

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>eetz ova Jan

Cain better not fight again. He has the potential to turn into the new Bj Penn and just keep losing for the rest of his career. He's clearly flushed and I'm a big fan of his, but damn did he look like shit in this fight.

Nate is tough as hell and they were fighting at 170, which probably helped Nate's chin even more. Conor landed some good shots in the first two rounds, but Nate is a tough mother fucker and weathered the storm until Gooby got gassed and started running away. It was a close fight and pretty kino.

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are gate keepers just premium cans?

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They are plugged toilets who can't be flushed

PVZ is returning soon.

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*Farts*

thats sums it up pretty well

chris weidman is a cheater who has no honour

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>*sends you to the hospital *
Didn't you saw their first fight?

Goodnight /heem/

I'll be here when you wake up to give you $1000

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I forgot about that. Man that's bush league

kid is tahitian btw

cvs is grody from the tits down. Her midsection looks like arlovskis nose.

ariel is the most based figure in mma to be desu

ur forgetting about me, kidd

do you heat your home with a coal fireplace?

Black shoes are only forbidden for navy blue suits but allowed for any other suit color you mong

what did you eat for lunch today?

no
a burger

>frog
why am I not surprised?

how do you heat your home in winter?

bro, why do so little french post here?

i put the heating on

what's the source of the heat tho

i think its hot water

Ref early stoppage

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I'm unironically rooting for him. Most people deserve a fresh start and by all accounts he's been nothing but humble and dedicated to the craft.

Turbo manlet

Cringe

He gets fucked up again. He doesn't have the boxing defense of Stipe to avoid Francis' bombs

Till wins the rematch

these kids should really learn kung fu
it beats karate every time because the kicks are too fast

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I leave warm water in my bathtub after I bathe so that when I inevitably go to take a poop it is all warm and cozy for me.

what

Nigerians run MMA

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time to put the weebs back in there place, Horiguchi loses to JB and Cejudo don't @ me

my warm bath puts warm, humid air in my bathroom and because I'm usually naked in my apartment I enjoy feeling like I am hugged by a warm cloud whenever I go to poop.

oh thank god i thought you were gonna say something weird

>I'm usually naked in my apartment

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I live alone and I only where clothes inside when I get home from being on the outside and don't go to take a bath and poop. I usually will lay on my couch until aforementioned activities transpire. My I take adderall (prescribed don't worry) and heroin so pooping is a ritual at this point.

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Why doesn't anyone just do muay thai and spam low kicks against Jon Jones for an easy victory?

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=[

Bryan Barberena will be champ. Screenshot this.

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yoel wins the trilogy

Boston Salmon will be champ. Screenshot this and post it to reddit.com

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he's already 2-0

he still has a fighters chance

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Bellator are honestly the worst at promoting events I only just found out about Rory Vs Fitch.

Now when you go take a shit you're breathing in steamy shit air you subhuman

>it's 2 days from now
i feel like they're the timid little brother sometimes
poop goes underwater so it's probably not as bad as you're making out to be.

Is that Conor? He wore the same gear during the exhibition.

>poop goes underwater so it's probably not as bad as you're making out to be.

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someone come /heem/ me, i saved the thumbnail

I may poop in a steamy shit air but at least I'm not as big of a faggot as you are.

goof

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that sounds legit comfy though

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>hater jelly faggot
>didnt even need to check flag to know it was a brit

lmao what the fuck is going on over there?

gadoosh

Let's not bring up Schaub once next thread, k guys?

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youre a fucking faggot lmao

I'm glad you see it that way user. If you're akin to try this I recommend wine as well. Cozy steamed wine poops paired with good drugs is an experience everyone deserves. However, please do stay away from boy. I can not, in good conscience, recommend this to anyone.

I really hope Jacare doesn't get killed just like Iron Man and the The Black Widow in endgame. It'd be a shame to see him used as a stepping stone for hermannson. I hope he at least gets one shot before the end of his career.

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FUCKING BASED

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>theo calls him a crazy wigger and he just takes it
how can a former fighter be this much of a bitch

*walks towards you*

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It's cool that you can take some nasty like constipated heroin shits and make it positive

redpill me on Diego training

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City E my friend.

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>they aren't watching ONE
cazzies
youtube.com/watch?v=1cBnOA2u1nk

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I appreciate your appreciation, kiwi. Good az.

And the ever present, never punished eye pokes.

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this is entertainment targeted at males

Diego, Max and Gaethje are the tree fighters I'm deeply concerned about when it comes to severe brain trauma.

merci mon ami

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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prime schmobe would heem helwani

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Prime Luke would heem Shlub

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>Chris was winning until he lost.
Thats the story of his career post the Silva title fights.

Thoughts on Cobra Kai?

Meisha has a hot voice m9

heemed by vector calc over here buddeh

What the fuck happened to my fellow milfzano posters?

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She's ugly and fights like a retard

Lmao best possible future

you're ugly and you don't even fight

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Prime me would heem prime you

Would love to watch UFC with you guys this weekend but imma be to busy watching The Schmo on youtube.

Rich is living it up

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>IT'S A FOIGHT!

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Rena

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Kanna

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Nanaka

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mommy bless

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cat?

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The three GOATs

cat!

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cat!!

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Cat

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based

take a bump

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He has been doing this shit since the beginning so I don't think it's CTE. On TUF he was crazy as fuck

BASED

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thawlts?

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Should've signed with that egyptian thug instead.
Ballangee couldn't even get Eddie a new contract after he lost to Dustin.

didn't eddie get a multi million dollar contract with one fc, though? think he's earning more now than he did at ufc

Tony shouldnt even be fighting.

I think you'd be surprised.

Underrated

Makes sense. The old team would never match him up vs Conner

im thinking mcnuggets finna boutta get d'arced

Bc Jones is longer, and can probably jab you/oblique kick you for Evey low kick you throw. Also catch your leg and take you down

Is that miesha tate

*solves mma journalism*

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Tony won't ever be allowed to fight again and if you think he will be you're an idiot. A commission won't allow some to get hit in the head if they are experiencing mental issues which could exaggerate the problem. It's over, Khabib won

He is still my boy. It hurts the most because it’s not even like he stopped improving or had a huge drop off.
I’ve believed in him every time only to be let dow.

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he's already been cleared to fight keep ducking you fat head zilch

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Is The Chris the best fighter to not win fights?

>that breast surgery scaring

based
although I wonder why he's such a CR7 fan. Guy used to support Real Madrid
Always felt like his management was hindering him. Good to see him move

Dana said Tony just randomly said that and no Doctor has told the UFC he is actually cleared on ufc unfiltered a few weeks ago lol. I figured Tony’s therapist gave him a condescending handshake also

Schaub and callen can barely even put an hour together every week now. They used to do like 5 hours a week

chris is literally a can

schawlb has the theo von whatever thing, he has his own below the belt thing for which he also shoots videos, so of course he's going to have a lot of time for callen

>top 5 in a stacked division
>his last 5 fights are all finishes
hes legit stud

>yeah joe this will be the last time you see me in here
>I have a daughter now, I can't go home looking like this

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jesus you can see her rat face from back then too

Gegard Mousasi was on a 5 fight win streak when he left the UFC.
Is this the biggest slip Dana had?

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someone post that brazilian trap, what's his name?

Dude Weidman used to be so good what happened? I wish we could go back to the days where Chris and Cockhold were the gold standard at MW.

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>what happened?
he stopped fighting cans and usada'd hues

it's easy. let them prove their worth by having them fight the LHW's and HW's if they win they live to fight another day. And like that we start cleansing the gene pool

CTE

>Finished prime Anderson pre-USADA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Made this
youtube.com/watch?v=1FCgbu9L4zI&feature=youtu.be

What do you think?

it was just a matter of time for anderson, what was anderson's best win in that recent time? Vitor was quite a while ago, pretty much sonnen and bonnar

One of my favourite TKOs/KOs.

i love all my /heem/ bros.

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BASED DUDE

>somebody smart webm pls

He hasn't fought a can in 6-7 years at least.

>13 month investigation

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His chin is cracked and his confidence is gone.

Really nice selection of footage. Just look for higher quality video if you can find it and get your edits cleaner, there's some stuff that jumps around

MW isn't what it used to be friend, it's a lot better.

Why do heems even happen?
Can all animals be heemed or do some species just take braindamage until they're dead?

he looked quite sharp on his last fight against Jacaré, he just got overwhelmed by his power, he unironically was winning till he lost

where the fuck is lewis/browne?
>finishing with conor
ultimate caz

Reminder that we got spicy heems this weekend lads

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you're really hoping there

There's no way Evil Cowboy vs Brainlet Perry doesn't end in stoppage.

one or two fights won't make up for a mediocre card my man, i'm looking forward to Liniker and Hardy, that's about it, Arlovski might deliver.

youtube.com/watch?v=H-bMT8BYNO8 spicy farm heem

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>next Goat fight is 3 months away
bros...

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shut the fuck up nigger

Hermansson has 4 decisions in 24 fights, Jacare has 7 decisions in 33 fights.
In fact, at least half the fights look like they won't use up the full time.

>Colby Covington fought 3 times in 2016
>2 times in 2017
>1 time in 2018
>still hasn't fought and has no fight signed for 2019

lazy bum

>that flag
>that post
based

Which wmma fighter has the biggest pusy

Cybor's clit could reach your prostate.

No I mean pusy

>ey aye ayyy ai aaa a
was funny to see valentina screaming after seeing roxanne btfo her sister

My dog can't be heemed, he literally runs full speed into brick walls sometimes. I call him Justin

I like that he's making a mockery of it. The entire thing is a joke and the celebrity journalists are fucking CRETINS

Good job man, a nice dose of heems, enjoyed it.

If I have minor criticism, I'd say the Jones/Hamill bit goes on a bit too long, as does Conor/Aldo at the end. I get that was seeing out the video but i liked it being HEEMcentric

sweet dreams are made of heems

Also flushed this meme

Bulgaria has internet?

have you sharpened your elbows and shins today /heem/?

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i'm still at a loss for words after seeing thompson get heem'd by that dispshit pettis

well you're not at a loss for words because you just posted some words!
Lol!

Stop forcing this meme. It isn't catching on. It never will.

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i don't know what to make of it, on one hand pettis moved up and put on weight, on the other he's a dumb swagfag coming off some shit fights.

Did anyone here see Schaub's stannup carlmedy speshul?

Furthermore, favourite MMA personality? For me it's Derek Schlott.

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Who hurt you obese loser?

I feel as though this post was unprovoked and quite unnecessary to be honest with you.

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How long have you been spamming with no actual results?

it's a shame he has to shit up such a nice flag, bongs are great posters.

Debatable

>br
don't even start Rogerio

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Broopolo Scoopolo would heepy jeepy prime Magumbo

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Im the best poster in this general by far

leave the hue alone, his predictions are invaluable to /heem/

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Yep that is me

based

Reminder that based Gooby still owns your entire bum country

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Aldo wins 9 out of 10 times

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this weekend's card looking pretty good ngl

i had this song stuck in my head and then i came to check heem.. im spooked lads

Average anglophone mma fan IQ is significantly lower than non-anglophone mma fan IQ. Seriously, you realize this quickly just lurkin /heem/. Don't know the explanation.

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Irene Aldana has no ass or tits but somehow she is literally the thickest fighter on the roster. Her body is so ideal and thicc. I don't pretend to understand

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she's a big ol' mexican with a big ol' head partner
*tips cowboy hat*

Gross

that's a tasty taco

>tfw our opponent heems you, heems you again when you drop, and then the ref heems you

It's because anglos only have striking sports, so they attain CTE much quicker than hues, who only do BJJ

Yuck. I bet that room smelled like a fish farm for days. God women are so disgusting. This is why I'm still a virgin. I wish I were gay so I didn't have to deal with femoids.

Hasn't won a fight in 3 years. What a bum.

In many ways he's heemed himself

She's so thicc

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It's not about winning the fight. It's about winning the war. You'll learn some day, kid.

Is anyone taking the picks for the upcoming fights?

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I thought you were? I'd love to, but I can't bro, I'll be out of town this weekend.

I only take picks for ppvs

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goes with the music breh, it's on levels you can't even comprehend

/heem/ official ranking Ranking

1) Eastern euros, hues
2) Australians
3) Bongs
power gap
9185438) Burgers

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Cmon bro do it just this one time

Lol are you who i think you are?

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how upset does this picture make you

i dont care who you are stop being a faggot

Based

Cringe

Lmao who do you think I am

based

The biggest losers on Yea Forums right here

why post pictures of some random american couple?

Airplane mode
Not at all

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cuckoldry it is then

very da

nah mate i understood it just fine, i just like heems and the more the better

You're not lithchad...just some dopey imposter

Mental illness

kek

Lithcuck's turn on the local computer was up

Yep thats me lol. How you been brother?

go back to the discord and suck eachother off there instead please.

feels good to be among the elite of /heem/

>the time the unnatty GOAT got self-/heem/ed
>the most anticipated /heem/ of all time
These are pivotal moments in heemstory

i take your point

*pulls guard*

what now, gay bear?

Been good brother how about you need to get in contact with you somehow derek and me email all the time btw what do i call you

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Is this the same chick whose webm of her in some crowd gets posted here all the time? What's the significance of this semen demon?

chris has basically just exposed the fact that the mw division that canderson ruled over was full of bums

are you the same guy that was in her icloud yesterday?

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where are the nudes, germany.

Who is your favorite female fighter?

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>these dagestanis are savages bro

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Idk I don't want to post my email on here, maybe you can dm me on discord or whatsapp

Create a temporary one i will email you

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*takes you down*
*puts your legs in Dagestani shackles*
*puts your arms in the Dagestani handcuffs*
*starts punching you with his free arms while all of your limbs are locked*
What now, can?

AAAAAAAA USADA PLEASE HELP

This should be an obvious one

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this thread still active?
reminder that wrestling isn't real

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jon anik doesn't even have a personality

And turbo milfs

Former UFC Champion

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92299359
92304036
Humiliating samefag

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Lukas it won't let me make a burner email you'll just have to dm me. Btw how was ufc london?

i agree but i disagree

big john or chael

The event was good but london is a shithole i have never seen anything like it im never going there again

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Unironically Chael, everything he does is gold

new

*pulls out bacon*

Eh nothing personal gayboi