/hoc/

good point
wish >my team had a big dick finn dman like miro

They deserve this for making a joke out of hockey with those ridiculous sideshows.

>hoc will be reddit-posting for days after this shit
funny, but also a little annoying

probably, women are weak
doesn’t she know she could have just shitposted on /hoc/ instead?

>there are deluded people in this thread who think that a team not named Boston Bruins can actually win the cup this year

>all the teams anyone gives a fuck about other than the bruins already eliminated

the rest these playoffs are gonna have the worst ratings ever, just a bunch of nothing teams nobody even knows exist or cares about and then boston winning another cup at the end

based

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...

Hockey is a joke

What will your reaction be when we sweep the bluejackets?

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is this where we can find vegass posters?

That might just be the most c ucked reddit post I've ever seen. Are North Americans like this? Pathetic.

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no u

>muh matthews ice time
was minus 3, had the exact same minutes as boston's big line and he's nowhere close to warranting mackinnon level minutes
also reminder that tavares literally and unironically made zero difference whatsoever and it's only getting worse from here cap-wise

>but I hope that you West Coast comrades of mine will accept me as an honorary member of your community
>seeking approval from other teams fans when you should just do your thing if you like it

ABSOLUTE CRINGE

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I got nothing. Really. Nothing.
They should’ve closed it out in Game 5 or Game 6.
They should’ve been showered and on their way back home by now after a beautiful and dominating 3-0 win in San Jose.
One bad call tilted the momentum. But we can’t blame the refs for the Vegas loss.
That’s on the team. They didn’t close it out like they needed to.
Fuck. This sucks.

>also reminder that tavares literally and unironically made zero difference
based goals mean nothing poster

yes with all of the leaf posters as well as all the other non playoff team losers lel

I mean just look at all the horrid refpuck that happens to every team

You wanted a scripted sideshow, you got it. You shouldn't have made hockey into a medieval times joke.

im a fan of the game friendo
and posting right where i belong :^)

AHEM
FUCK TORONTO AND FUCK NAZEM JIHADRI

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This will be Stanley Cup 2011 all over.

We saw your thread last night, now fuck off and keep coping somewhere else.

career year where the club has 3 fewer wins, only 9 more goals, and btfo by virtually the same team (if not worse) than last year with his former team safely and securely into the second round a full week ago
ouch!

t. cuplet

Want to hear another joke?
>Canadian hockey franchises

I'm in shambles but first and foremost I hope Pavelski is ok that seriously hurt to watch. On the bright side we have one of the absolute deadliest teams in the league 2 seasons in and there is just no comparison to the excitement I get watching them just an incredible team and have now put them as my life long #1 (Leafs drop to #2 spot) We should have had them in 6 not the hockey gods discussed and determined it wasn't our time plain and simple. Great season and look forward to many more to come I'm proud of our accomplishments and all the fans etc. I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!! XOXO

i really dont know whether you guys are just making up the most retarded and painfully cringe stories or these are really from reddit

BASED

Matthews, JT, Marner don't matter if your goalie squeaks softies shortside and your defence does this shit tbqh

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Hockey has been a scripted side show long before the knights m8

Stopping in to remind you that the avalanche are elite

redd*tors aren't real people

BOILING cuplet

but I just signed a lease for my downtown store in vancouver

think you misunderstood my response as some sort of defense of JT
dont make this mistake again

>bruins inch closer to the championship
>boston actually has a chance to sweep all 4 leagues
oh lawd

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>you now remember the rioters with that blue fence charging the police

what about the goal rask allowed?

so, the exact scenario outlined by the "haters", smugly dismissed by the JT brigade who thought they'd simply score their way to a title despite washington being unable to do so with 5 times as much talent

none of the remaining teams are snowbelt enough to burn their own cities down when their rich men lose to other rich men

Is there a reason that canadian NHL teams are so bad? Like anything measurable?

Be a Raider fan and we'll accept you

yeah the amount of american jews in control of the league: 1

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Yeah, I am still numb. I would normally be in bed hours ago, but I am cleaning my kitchen because I know I can't sleep now.

It reminds me of my Rangers being one strike from winning it all in game 6 in 2011. Twice. And eventually losing.

I just can't believe we lost that way. It is taking some time to process.

>canada’s Hockey team
>people born in the year they last made second round are old enough to have sex
Lmao. Now THATS a joke

ice is good up here, enables other teams to play their best hockey away from home

>Second Round predictions
Bears > Bumblebees 4-1
Canes > Isles 4-2
Bloos > North Stars 4-3
Avs > Shorks in 4-1

>still sleeping on the teds
grave mistake

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>canadas hockey team
You mean Team Canada?
SEETHING cuplet

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>up 3-0, on the pk
>players tilted as a funhouse floor
>they score one immediately
>eh, it'll be fine, just keep going
>they score again within a minute
>I'm sure the boys have settled down after that
>players choking at levels that shouldn't be possible
>3 minutes left to kill
>they score AGAIN, tying the game
>finally try to kill the momentum with a timeout
>insist you didn't call a timeout
>too late, you're losing to the fucking shorks
the ABSOLUTE STATE of this man

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stars will expose binnington

>Canes

fuck everything

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rent free

>needs to this deep
Are you a comedian because the jokes keep on coming !

maybe he'll learn to let his players chirp for him

>mfw isles bruins ECF inching towards inevitability
>mfw WCF will be avalanche stars

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Was any of this really necessary? Can I fuck your wife too you cuck?

>give up 4 goals on a PK
>cry like an absolute bitch
MY SIDES

kind of a softie too, but the B's D locked it down after that
even dallas figured winning 6-5 every game wasn't gonna work. added defence and that's why they're in the 2nd round

I hope every Leafs/Bruins game is a benchclearing game-cancelling brawlfest from here on

>no response
Just like the

yeah, pretty much

>but the B's D locked it down after that
idk, there were some unfortunate bounces for the laffs
i agree that the laffs made costly mistakes that lost them the game, but dont pretend like the b-ruins played flawlessly

This is dumb. After all that, they were able to rally back to tie it up. They showed heart. The PK was horrible, but taking into account everything from the situation, it was the horrible call that changed everything about the game and series. That’s a travesty in sports and no fan should be okay with the refs changing games under any circumstances. Sharks fans are happy now, but if roles were reversed, they would be just as angry because of how horrible the call was.

>be scared next year bruins. We will get you this time!

Cringe

>That’s a travesty in sports and no fan should be okay with the refs changing games under any circumstances.
why didnt eakin keep his stick on the ice then?

>tfw Bruins to Toronto are what the Leafs were to Ottawa a decade ago

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>call timeout
>uh I didn’t call timeout!?!?
>get 2nd timeout
>don’t even use one when you let up 2 goals in a minute
This is the power of a Jack Adams coach

>give up four (4) goals in four (4) minutes of a major with your timeout in your back pocket
>this is good coaching, because later they happened to score a single goal with the net empty. and then lost.

...

Karlsson > Stone
Confirmed

drop the gloves lets go pussy

Its coied from redditt you fucking moron

*drops gloves*
*raises paws*

seething

Boston should already plan where they should hold the victory parade

Back from meeting reminder Tavares is overrated shit

>it was 3-2 heading back to toronto

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I love you guys. I’m heartbroken and I can’t even turn on nhl network. I can’t even play nhl 19... I’m so upset. I cried last night after the sharks got the fourth goal. This was such a Heartbreaker to lose like this. I just want to tell you guys that when the day does come that we hoist the cup, remember this loss and cherish what a moment it will be. This team has a great structure and ownership that will allow us to be competitive for years to come. Don’t lose faith or hope, the VGK will always be a great team and damn fine one to be a fan of. We’ve experienced some deep heartbreak our first 2 years...

>All these reddit posts

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bad call for sure but the SJ PP was abysmal up to that point and it wasn't a 5 on 3 or some shit, 4 goals in 5 minutes means you have no one to blame but yourself

>laff5
>vega5
these playoffs just keep getting better

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>thinking I am ssm
I recommend you step away from the keyboard before you die of SEETHE

>Deep heartbreak
>Make the SCF your first year in the league
This is why you lifelongs should be rounded up and bludgeoned

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PK was horrible
>It's the refs fault!!

Tie the game with 47 to go, then lose to BARCLAY GOODROW IN OT
>It's the refs fault!!

Up 3-1 in the series and lose in game 7
>It's the refs fault!!!

LIFELONG
I
F
E
L
O
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>Laffs

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For me, its replying to redditposts with redditposts

>the cup with either go to the following cities
>Denver
>New York (Long Island)
>dallas
>Boston
>San Jose
>Raleigh
>D.C
>Columbus
>St.Louis

Choose wisely

they had a very good 2n period, momentum was on their side after the Tavares goal
Also had 2 PP's to Boston's 0
Didn't capitalize and eventually allowed webm-related back-breaker, then Babclock did the goalie pull meme and iced geriatric Merleau for the final minutes

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For me, its >laffs posting
>laffs

Whats the deal with every canadian team being eliminated in the first round?

oh no no no no

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Imagine being a tripcuck and replying to redditposts. Talk about YIKES

>Why yes, I do cheer against all other Canadian teams when my team is eliminated, how did you know?

>Bring the Cup home to Canada? Sorry, it’s gotta be my team. I don’t care what (((CBC))) says.

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>makes more than backstrom and wilson combined
LOL

Honestly glad Marleau is in Toronto instead of SJ.

Because the cross check did not knock him out, and he simply fell in the way of another player after the cross check which is what caused him to get hurt. Should have been a two minute minor for cross checking and that’s it, Stastny did not initiate contact so there was no penalty there. On top of that, not one of the refs called a penalty on the play as it happened.

Even if you see Stastny as deserving a penalty (which he absolutely was not), that’s two minors at best and a 5 on 3 instead of a major. The refs basically called a five to appease the sharks and went overboard trying to control a game that was out of hand for one team and just watched their captain get hurt.

looks like this could have happened in the preseason, dreadful team defense all around

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEE

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I'll cheer for every Canadian teams other than laffs or snes

Liar. You would, just not for SIX POINT TWO FUCKING MILL lol

>another stanley cup victory state side

Canada can't even put up a fight shaking my head

Sunbelters gotta stick together! Go Hurric/a/nes!

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so is Pavelski dead? Im surprised ive not seen anything about his condition yet.

Imagine thinking Boston has a chance to beat Columbus

yeah that's ridiculous and laffable that the leafs would give him that much

>leafs as seething as vegass fangays
lmao

well, technically weren't four of them were eliminated in the regular season?

its ok, we'll get the celebrate the cup the same way we do every year

>be gifted a decent young team and a great pool of prospects and picks
>fluke into a stanley cup final your first year
>sell off all your prospects to acquire overrated vets
>get blown the fuck out in the first round

>underestimating >us because >we went the distance with a division rival (just like 2011 and 2013)
it's coming home lad

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Leafs got blown out fair and square. Vgk had an act of god done against them. Quite the difference. I wouldn’t seethe if i were a leaf, but the sharks game makes ya think

no info yet, probably concussed at least

NINE POINT FIVE MILLION

The game was LITERALLY over after couture scored the first goal. There was no way they were being denied.

imagine thinking the "Teds" will do anything but roll over after a memesweeping a bunch of überchokers

>Vgk had an act of god done against them.
could have killed the penalty like men and not lost the game
instead youre left here crying like a little bitch

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holtby save, neal miss, they're starting to pile up some heartbreak for sure

here's the thing, whether you think it was a good call (it was) or a bad call, you have to consider
>you were 3-0 up in the third
>you were 3-1 up in the series
>you benefited from a questionable call yourselves in game 2
>said call also effected the outcome of game 3
>but none of this matters because you gave up 4 unanswered goals in 4 (FOUR) minutes and 1 (ONE) second
>and you managed to tie it after that fact
>but still choke it in ot
cry about a call not going your way all you want, but you had 3 games handed to you, the most beneficial expansion treatment in league history, 550m worth of gary's goodwill, call after call, and you spunked it all away

you're a joke

Outclassed the sharks in the 5 power plays they had with ease. What made this one different? Clearly divine intervention

>coach, what happened with that timeout in the third period? can you explain your strategy?
>what do you feel about your playstyle in the third period? it seemed like a bad time to take a penalty and fire up the other team
>what do you think of your penalty kill? is there a reason it couldn't hold the line after so much success earlier?
>what can you say about goodrow? how does he score the game-winner?
... next question

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Best post. Not even funny, just allows the majority of people here (already pledditors) continue to go there and cross post their favorite content from their favorite faggot website

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>Brooms think they will beat the team that swept the greatest team in NHL history
Heh, makes me chuckle

Are you me?

Vegas should take responsibility like a group of men and own up that their PK fucking sucked, and they then blew it fair and square in OT. Instead their fans gonna bitch on a Chinese basket weaving website for upvotes and social media outrage lol.

I wont cheer for any Canadian team but my own. I guess when your country sucks on the international stage, you need to claim club wins as country wins.

This is hard for us all. But let’s just remember. Win or lose. We’re Knights fans. And we’re not just fans. We’re a family. We’re Vegas Born and Vegas Strong!

*brooklyn

He'll never be the same

seething

they outclassed the >shorks in 3 games as well
the playoffs arent a sprint its a marathon

is this real

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What? Fleury giving up goals intentionally? The whole Knight's team taking a cut to lose the series after being up 3-1?
Doubt it.

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Laffs, there's only ONE word to describe you, and i'm gonna SPELL IT OUT FOR YA

>S
>A
>W
>F
>T

>SAAAAWFT

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based

>This is hard for us all. But let’s just remember. Win or lose. We’re Knights fans. And we’re not just fans. We’re a family. We’re Vegas Born and Vegas Strong!

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reddit tears make me hard

based and truthpilled

Its more of an indication of who's zone the puck is in more often during the game.

Kill ya self Wolfcuc ya finna simpoli

S H A R K S
H H
A A
R R
K K
S H A R K S
desu

brutal

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HELLO THERE

THE ANGEL FROM NY NIGHTMARE

THE SHADOW IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE MORGUE

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absolutely based

OH NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONOOOOOOO

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based

/yote/ here. Pulling for the Canes.

Reddit is cheering rn. The sharks won

Now that Vegas has completely upgraded it's lineup (stone, patches, statsny) and has shown it's not a terrible team, causing it to lose the underdog title. Will they now become chokers forever?

Shannon was seething because his fat wife is a lifelong, and when her knights lose it stifles her braps

I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR

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nice try reddit shites, you'll always be the most reddit of reddit teams with that gay fucking pregame

>a fucking flower

If you love Vegas so much look into the shooting more. The details and property owners. Timeline and police reports of what was in paddocks hotel room. Then start openly talking about the fuckery.

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Sharks going to win the cup because NHL needs some hype in the west coast prior to Seattle moving on board.

>t. Country of reddit

Am I chinese picket go proxy how do I root?

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The sharks are geographically the most reddit team in the league.

shorks are gonna shork and pavelski will have died for nothing

>Bieber btfo
>Drake soon

Sharks subreddit is literally twice as popular. Doesn’t matter though because reddit just means whatever you don’t like over here

>country larping
reddit

Based fuck that flopping faggot

BOILING

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REFS SAVE US

Shut the fuck up vegas

>Doesn’t matter though because reddit just means whatever you don’t like over here
reddit in tears rn

What was the odds of the sharks comeback? Somebody must have made a huge profit off of this.

Not even a knight just hope Pavelski fucked his face up and never plays again

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REFS SAVE US WE NEED YOUR HELP

he cute

leave the Sharks and their refs to me.

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Imagine believing that Columbus isn’t about to sweep the entire playoffs almost like the Cleveland monsters did in 2016
This is literally the Cleveland monsters team of that year, except even more stacked

Now that the knights are imploding, will nobody show upto their games when they bottom out? will this finally end the meme of moving teams into a soulless city in the middle of nowhere?

>sharks are literally >reddit

Based

What is /hoc/ eating for lunch? Egg and rice here

You wish. Fanatic following here

wahoo!

Daddy bettman doesn't care about attendance, just look at the hurricanes

Lawng iland

how much soilent did he drink

Chicken rice and broccoli

>tfw braphog wife had beans again

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>Laffs

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who is this guy

>nucks
>snes
>jests
>flims
>soilers

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You wish. Fanatic following here - - > reddit.com

Lol Columbus is an underdog again
Looks like they are going to win the cup

Hockey's most respected and famous journalist

You got your reddit license lad?
Be careful you don't say anything hurtful to minorities (vegas fans) wouldn't want you to be convicted of a hate crime.

Reminder that the Vancouver Canucks are still the most successful Canadian team in the 21st century

For real. Must be nice to be on teams that make playoffs consistently and not rot away on teams like the oilers

>lose
>success
So like vegas?

>hahaha if I spout reddit enough/hoc/ will think I'm cool
Fick off back to divegrass bing bong nigger

>being so obsessed with another website that you literally can’t stop talking about it

This place is a shithole

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Second is first loser

SEETHING

Shall be watching Boston blow it again in the second round

...

You're just now realizing this?

>you now remember this was the Leafs last chance at a run befor being cap-fucked

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It’s so tiring. It’s not even insulting to begin with. Who cares

Parayko and j-bo shut down Benn, Seguin, and radulov

Shoo shoo not for you

Press S to Shork

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BOILING

It's getting worse

Horrible thread

t. Loser Canadian with no Hart’s Art Ross’ Ted Lindsey’s Jennings or Presidents Trophies

What gave it away?

>vanpooper casucks talking down to anyone

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Its a /cr*c/fag

REEEEEEEEEFS

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Reddit was a mistake the Internet was a mistake

Not even the bruins can claim to be the best American team in the 21st century :^)

The reddit insult really loses all of its power after you realize that most of the people on Yea Forums now came from reddit first.

>Vegass loses
>/hoc/ immediately becomes a shithole
Really makes you think

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No. I’ve realized it since 2015. It’s just especially bad today

>falls backwards on a standard shove and hurt yourself because you can’t skate
reeeeeeeehhhhhfffss heeelp! He made an owie !

Just changed my 401k contribution reminder Tavares is overrated shit

Cricket divegrass who cares what nigger sport it is

What is our alternative though?

Vegas was /hoc/s team

Toronto

>yfw a minor /cric/ invasion might actually be preferable to the current state of /hoc/
What /hoc/ needs is a short, victorious war to stem the tides of redditposting.

>needing to beat a Canadian team to win a cup
OH NONONONONO
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE BRUINS

>lifelongs discovering it sucks to suck

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Ban anyone that even mentions red it

This thread needs a fight

someone had to do it

reminder this call was a direct result of leafags and their media cohorts crying about the kadri suspension being because the "refs lost control"

Assuming any of you have a hobby aside from hockey and video games, go find a subreddit of your interest and take note of the amount of quality there is. It’s just a better website when you aren’t looking to shit post. Been on Yea Forums since 08 and I mean this totally unironically

absolutely fucking not

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Anime needs to be eradicated

They never had a chance from the beginning with Andersen in net for a game 7
>Doesn’t matter though because reddit just means whatever you don’t like over here
>being so obsessed with another website that you literally can’t stop talking about it
>You're just now realizing this?
>It’s so tiring. It’s not even insulting to begin with. Who cares
>The reddit insult really loses all of its power after you realize that most of the people on Yea Forums now came from reddit first.
I wish being a fucking faggot redditor was bannable on this piece of shit board. If every single one of you was dragged out in the street and beaten to death with sticks, the world would be a better place. And don't fucking @ me you fucking redditor cunts. I hope you all burn to death and all your family gets raped and murdered.

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Also tripfaggots

>Cleveland monsters
to sweep the SC playoffs you need to go 16-0 over four playoff series
in baseball you need to go 11-0 over three series (or 12-0 if you're a meme shitter team who has to play the WC), and no team has even come close to that since the expansion realignment in 1994. it's never happening in the NHL

My wife’s boyfriend turned the game off after it was 3-0. He wanted to watch basketball instead. He said the game was over. What happened to my knights?

Like your family will by somali immigrants?

when will torona sign some good ol ontaria boys who block shots?
just make sure to turn your head when you block shots kids, don't want to mess up your beautiful faces

/hoc/ was always a shithole

T. Reddit

did somebody say anime

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>what /hoc/ needs

Another lockout

You say that but a presidents trophy winner has never been swept in the first round before

/hoc/ is for Hockey, Onion Rings and Cooking. Anything else OUT

No somali where I live. Now go back to r*ddit you seething disgusting faggot whore

So now that all the other good guys have won their matches, will the canes be sweeping the craps as well?

>come back with a broken jaw in game 1 just so you can flop in game 7 and draw a major penalty
Was he playing 9d chess all along?

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t. seething lifelong

Obsessed retard

Ayo fuck sweden

>cries about the very thing he can't shut up about
absolute pottery

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Not enough minorities in the nhl

why would I do that when I could just not?

and an NFL team that had a perfect regular season had never lost the Super Bowl before February 8th, 2008. what's your point?

The only people more pathetic than redditors are tripfags who are also redditors

Last night was a must win for the Sharks imo

t. knower

Redundant post

it smells like burnt plastic in here

And faggot swedes who get relegated by literal anime girls

That’s because it has never happened
It can happen, doesn’t mean it will, saying it’s never happening is like taking a shit without flushing

That would be your west finland brothers smoking meth in his room again

Question to my fellow finns. Will you be following >rags now that it is certain that Kaapo Kakko will be drafted by them.

laughing SO HARD at torontostanis and vegans rn
don't think I'll ever stop to be perfectly desu

Tfw trip but have never been to reddit for any reason

Really makes me think...

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Obsessed and mentally ill reddit meta posters need to be range banned within a 100 mile radius

What did vegans ever do to you?

Do they even have fans?
Look at their game 7 game thread
17 pages. Pathetic.
It is usually 30-50 pages for a team that has any kind of support.
And now the rest of them will leave
So it is a team without supporters??

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>boston is america's team

92284191
Why aren't you banned then, burgerking?

this

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reminder that canadians were absolutely furious the caps won with a russian captain

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Here you dropped these >>

oh, it's the Post game one, my bad

their GDT's are not much bigger lol

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>hfboards
Do americans really do this?

He’s from reddit, give home time to learn

>range banned

If a janitor did that would it be a free range ban?

tsn.ca/radio/toronto-1050/first-up-april-24-2019-hour-1-1.1295504

the first of 4 fucking hours of leafs butthurt. im gonna marathon it lads

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obviously

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92284238
92284255
Laughing so hard at buttblasted golden showers redditors

I’ve been browsing this shithole on and off from like 2013 and this reddit obsession has been going on forever

What is this website? Can you tell me more about it?

Oh no sweden's mad again, who will he bandwagon now this his knights are out?

Sharks fans are the softest group of humans in the United States. Stadium is silent when your team is down 2-0 and ppl talking in the bathroom like the game is over with 20min still left if the game. Everyone in San Jose and the surrounding area should do themselves a favor and learn what offsides is and learn what actually to get excited about in a hockey game before you paint some stupid shit on your face and pretend to care or know what you’re talking about. This was the strongest showing of passion I’ve ever seen, only in the 3rd period, bc you ignorant fucktards can read a scoreboard. You deserve this lifetime of disappointment you’ve been served and I would hate to be one of your many talented players. Suck shit San Jose— stick to a sport you know, I can’t wait to wait CO sweep you while you quietly consider whether or not you should cheer for your team when an opposing jersey is next to you. Ha.

Kaapo Kakko desu

i already started a ehm save with them. got to the ploffs as the 8th seed and lost to the pens in 6. fans are calling for my head since i traded k'andre miller and ryan strome to get the 2nd pick

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Based schizo Sweden

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Patrick Våg :D

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Back to r*ddit

TAKE WARNING FUCKERS

i dont get it

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I have a confession to make lads. I haven’t been on /hoc/ since like late 2016. I came back to laugh at the Laffs yesterday, and I think I’ll stay :^)

Someone catch me up on all the memes

This is why i dont want the rangers to draft him

not really, I'll keep a tab on how Kakko is doing but wont be watching unless rags are playing >my team or it's the only game on

Go back

There are no memes here, just unfettered autism

there are no new memes, just new posters who are even shittier than the old ones

Just woke up from a two week-long coma, lads

How'd my mighty, history making Tampa Bay Lightning do in the first round?

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there was a sweep

>head smacked against ice
>blood pouring out
>flop
I'm sure a tough guy like you would have popped back on to your skates right away though

What ever happened to the orange picker? Does he still post?

Stay if you like hearing mentally ill people that are obsessed with a certain website

T. Absolutely stewing VGKucks fan

>flop
>fall down and smack head on ice
Yes, what is your point?

No. Fuck off. You are talking about the worst period in /hoc/ history. Next you'll be poating bean pixtures.

>responding to literal reddit posts in earnest

I once blew a guy from Jack'd in a bathroom of in the PNC Center.

HOLY SHIT THEY WEREN'T KIDDING WHEN THEY SAID THEY NEEDED THE REFS TO HELP THEM WIN

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Get comped faggot

I'm ready.

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Based and PrEP pilled

Oh you don't have one?
Nice

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Absolutely loving the seethe from Vegas. Gary’s plaything now has no more use

O
Ver
Ray
Dead

You mean all the redditors in this thread?

IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-0

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>make playoffs 2 years in a row
>scf appearance in first year
Pretty good team m8

They could have only given up 3 goals during the penalty instead of four. That would have been sufficient. Vegas fans conveniently ignore the utter dumpster fire that was their pk

REEEEEEEFS SAVE USSSSSSSS

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>work in an office in downtown Toronto
>Laffers are all in mourning
>one guy has a big “NO LEAF TALK TODAY” sign on this desk

Living for this to be honest

>has to wait every 4 years to watch winning hockey

based

>Mad and Seething in Las Vegas

Pongs fans be like
>see we made the right move

>self harm yourself to give your team a chance
>15 minutes of power play time in order to be competitive
Yikes. Second round exit for sure

>imagine leaving a game 7 with 10 minutes left in the game
>the absolute state of the reddit golden sharts

>The problem with /hoc/ is that it’s full of redditor’s

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I've lost a lot of respect for >shorksposters over the last week.
I used to think that they were just lovable funposters and perpetual underdogs. But they're fucking insufferable. The last day and a half have only made it more embarrassing. I wish I had a better way to describe it, but god damn you people are shit.
>inb4 t. Vegas; no, I just don't like you people

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>one guy has a big “NO LEAF TALK TODAY” sign on this desk
OH NO NO NO NO

under rated post

doesn't say no bruins talk

I would shower that motherfucker with questions about the game all day long

>pretends hes not a laffer himself
now THIS is coping

Just play this
>youtube.com/watch?v=h-M-ML05k8I
softly at first, but then at louder and louder volumes throughout the day until he finally says something.

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The patrician Isles and Teds fans have been vacationing the past week

Ahem

>THE STATE OF CANADIAN HOCKEY

This is what happens when you let the Sharksposters off their leash made of sadness and resignation. They become insufferable.

I’m a Habs fan from Guelph, fuck the Laffs and fuck Torontostan :^)

Win or lose desu, I think the BOS-CBJ series is gonna be some good /hoc/

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>Rags

aka you're a turncoat who chose the easy way out in life at an early age
not saying what you've done is wrong but acting smug about it just proves what a bitch you are

>britbongs talking about anything ever

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spare us gramps
where are all the uk cups?

How bad will the redditposting be after craps lose tonight?

BIG fan of qtbec tbhon

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Finally some good fucking posts

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Fat.
No thank you.

Liverpool or whatever divegrass team must have lost

My father was a Habs fan since he was a little kid. If you go against your father and cheer for a rival team you’re a huge faggot

ok lads hour one down
to sum up what the leafs radio said

>the leafs were the better team
>dont fire babcock
>the cup window is just opening
>blaming anderson, gardiner, marleau and nylander for the series loss

on to hour 2 tsn.ca/radio/toronto-1050/first-up-april-24-2019-hour-2-1.1295520

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>All the salt in this thread
Delicious

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Imagine being mad.

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...

Aho seems not be 100%

to be noted this is a different brit from the usual rake banter brit

yeah he's still finnish

Pretty bad.

Requesting a seething wojak with a knights logo wearing a mask with a wojak wearing an avalanche logo

>washington
>Ovechkin: EU flag
lel

>2/10

What are the leaf criticisms of Marleau? Wondering if it's the same as when he was in SJ.

prescient

ah so your father was the turncoat
idk if that truly justifies your decision, but ill admit its a great support for it

If that.

>wrists
>TOO pointy

SHANNON! THE BOS-CBJ GAME PREVIEW!
WHERE IS IT????

shork

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based

they think hes washed and offers nothing going forward, annoyed that he played almost as many minutes as marner etc despite knowing he will never ever score

does it matter?
uk still has zero (0) stanley cups

>3-1 in the series.
>3-0 with 10 minutes left in the 3rd
>choke

Caniacs/Sharks broship is the pinnacle of /hoc/

Literally the only tolerable shorksposter left.

Russians are counted as euros and don’t get their own category

>europe is a country

The 'Canes have no relationship with the Sharks, nor do >we want one.

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>ill just cheer for a more successful team cause the teams in closest to sucks
dodging adversity is not a good way to get ahead in life

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>no, I don't think boston was the better team
>they just found ways to win games
good job, tsn

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>canada eliminated in the first round

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>they think
He's been washed for a long time

a y y
l m a o

Tsn radio is trash. Everyone listens to fan590

Sometimes you don’t get what you pay for

>if the canes win, they complete the sheer insanity that this first round has been by knocking out the last top seed and the defending champs
>if the canes lose, they still pushed the defending champs to seven games despite not being in the playoffs for a literal decade

*scores 4 pts in 4 minutes*

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How can Detroit still have a hockey team?

I mean it is not the 50s anymore.

Detroit is a 90% black city, a city of crimes.

Why would any hockey player want to live there?

>>if the canes lose, they still pushed the defending champs to seven games despite not being in the playoffs for a literal decade
No one will look at like this and they will be a laughing stock regardless

OH NONONONO
twitter.com/markscheig/status/1120870057289166849?s=21
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SEBASTION D JACKSON OF OWEN SOUND ONTARIO

Of course >we still want to win, but no matter what anyone says tonight, >we were always just happy to have gotten this far.

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Sometimes the real winner is the frens we made along the way

here lad
youtube.com/watch?v=cukMOiJhX3E

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It’s still a win/win for them this year, especially since nobody expected them to do anything

How can Sweden still have hockey players?

I mean it is not the 50s anymore.

Sweden is a 90% black country, a country of crimes.

Why would any hockey player come from there?

The hockey players live on the west side of Michigan

The suburbs of detroit are all rich white people

how is dundon gonna be able to afford all these RFAs

>if you lose you win

>not hearing from laffs till september

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turbocringe

2/3rds of Canada was technically eliminated in the regular season tho

It's all downhill from here, until the inevitable relocation after the niggercollide team arrives. I wouldn't get to attached to the golden showers if I was a fan.

based

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hearing a lot of appetite for slagposting

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>this is the best carolina has to offer

would fuck third from left

>couldnt even match the lofty standards of the bloos
>thinks this is a mark of a "good team"

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Kind of like how sweden got relegated?

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Babcock hasnt won aplayoff series since 2013

shes an absolute sow in the sack

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>women's hockey
lmfao @ you faggot

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thinking the last game of round 1 will be a boring disappointment

hockey is for everyone, autist

Except blacks and women

>bragging about making the playoffs

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Are there any goon tendies in the league?

No it's not. I've never said anything about women not belonging in hockey though. Learn to read you dumb fucking muslim

Reminder that anime is not allowed outside of

Drunk
youtube.com/watch?v=q3ZFCmoBWlE

Anime is and always has been allowed on Yea Forums

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This is why >your team was eliminated.

>anime can be posted on this one board only

Maybe is more your speed. No anime there besides actual trash

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hahahahaa seething faggot
i am not a shorks fan but it was epic banter last night

Russian thot posting user is single handedly saving /hoc/

>3/7 is 2/3
Good lord your country is a shithole.

Imagine not following the rules of Yea Forums
This is why you get banned and complain about jannies

Why the fuck is there two threads goin g you autiatic retards, no wonder this one is moving so slow

Hasn't won a cup in decades, literally DECADES!

that explains the problem weeb
you are browsing 4channel

what's up trashville haha suck some cock

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>i am not a shorks fan but it was epic banter last night
>epic banter
>epic
G R I M

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That's not a thot, that's a regular woman

r/hockeygonewild

still more cups than vegass has won :)

>hasnt won a cup ever
>literally ever

BOILING.

what? 0-3 and zero chance, dead pavelski and 4 goals in 5 min?
what isn't not epic about that? seething faggot

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Hey guys what's going on in this thread

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is also 4channel.

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Oh yeah she sure looks like a girl next door

What happened to Vegas? I thought this was supposed to be their year??

le rate has arrived

As a Sharks fan, I sincerely apologize to the vegas fans for that missed call last night. I truly feel bad for it, and feel like our victory is tainted.

then keep your shitty edits to 4channel is not an anime website

Dallas doesn't have all the peices in place, beating the preds and making it to the second round is a big enough victory to me. Need more trades and acquisitions like zuc and miro.

heckin' EPIC, fellow gaymers

This is a dandy subreddit!

Current tendies nigga. This dude's retired.

>what isn't not epic

Where the fuck did you learn english

>reddit posting
>false flagging
>autism

*hip checks you*

go back where you came from, permavirgin weeb

complacency

It literally is nigger

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Not necessarily in that order

I'm not false flagging, I'm talking shit.

in vegas

Imagine taking a pointless completely stupid penalty when you’re up 3-0 and then whining about the refs

didnt you just tell me Yea Forums was the anime website?
are you fucked in the head?
oh wait you are posting anime, ofc you have mental illness

what's up trashville hahaha suck some dick

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That's an average woman in russia. She is probably friendly and family oriented. Just because she wears makeup and has large breasts doesnt make her a whore.

Bulju

They're one and the same.

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new

Teds/Broons mite be fun or it might be a blowout

I don’t know what to expect honestly

what's up trashville hahaha east some shit

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It was a shit call, but they still got scored 3 goals in a row afterwards. What's the excuse for that?

BASED

it was a rare case of two retards acting like total retards. crosschecking the poor schmuck pavelski twice. brutal, stupid and totally unnecessary. perfect. just perfect. fuck nites

To Leafs and Vegas fans,

I don’t have any words and I know you don’t want to hear them. I understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – I get it. This isn’t the ending you imagined, and certainly not the one you wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way

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if they are the same why do they present different websites?

This is the reason why the NHL becomes more gay each fucking season. The c ucked fans who apologize instead of throwing shit and being hateful towards every other fanbase. I hope my local team's rival city burns to the fucking ground and eveyone in it dies a slow and painful death.

this, except they scored 4 and it wasn't a shit call at all. but the rest is correct.

Stop false flagging, faggots

This. 40 years ago someone would have thrown a beer bottle at the ref.

I have no sympathy for them. Yes it should have just been a 2 minute but if you just don’t fucking crosscheck him for no reason you win the game

The shorks were dead in the water at that point in the game

vgk fan here
been a lifelong golden knights fan
my father is a lifelong fan
his father before him
and his father before him
>5 minute penalty was biggest false flag since vietnam
fug off planet rigging amerifag mutts
>I am still seething and boiling with rage

/stors/ here, get em canes

Not so fast refs and sharks

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Both are anime websites you fucking leaf

how the fuck is 4channel an anime website?
its creation had NOTHING to do with anime you desperate fuck

I mean, 3 goals safe for the powerplay

No fucking shit, it still has the most popular anime board on both sites

laffs collage?

>4 chan
Japanese honorific
>anime icons literally every where
>anime avatars were used for founding members
>first 2 boards were literally anime and random
If you dont like anime then get the fuck off of Yea Forums/channel

FUCK OFF TO Yea Forums THEN YOU WEEB FUCK
THIS IS 4CHANNEL

>boiling this much over anime

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>ur just mad im retarded
couldnt be more correct

>no kangz
>no duckies
>no vegass
>no trashville
>no flims
holy fucking based.

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Truly is a based af playoff race.

But you're forgetting
>No Leffs

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FUCK weebs
FUCK refs
FUCK the leafs
And FUCK jannies

Your like the cowboys fans
> durrr we have lote of bowls
Ok, how many in the last 20 years
> lol doesn't matter were still better

Canada is the past, the future is now old man

.t /stors/

>a supposed fangay of a team with a 20 year old cup is lecturing me on how the future is now
kay

Were in round 2, your entire country is out :^)

and? since when do they award the cup in the second round?

broons bloos or broons sharks would be ideal stan Lee finals

> doesn't know you have to stay in past round one for even a chance at the cup
> literally invented the game
Lads, is he retarded or SEETHING?

every canadian team except the laffs has visited the stanley cup final since the stars won

explain to me again why making the second round means you are guaranteed a cup?

I like my Teds chances against the Bruins

Never said that bud, also never said we were better than everyone else, just that we have a chance and you dont. Maybe translate into French, your English doesn't seem to be passable

> also never said we were better than everyone else
oh so you just decided to speak up because you think the stars are worse than canadian teams?
lmao

> I cant read English, the post
Google has a translate feature bud, theres French on there for ya

why did you chime in then?
if stars want to talk about success they have to look 20 years in the past
if you want to talk shit about this season at least make the WCF

Can the Leafs just miss the playoffs next year? I dont want to play this game anymore.