When, if ever, is it OK for a footballer to wear only their first name on their back?
When, if ever, is it OK for a footballer to wear only their first name on their back?
Alexander Ramirez
Justin Thomas
When the player in question is a, or should I say THE, Man Mountain
Adam Lee
GOAT defender
Ryan Johnson
When the last name is a profanity
Gabriel Bennett
Any time
Eli White
never
Julian Flores
if their name is Adolf Hitler
Michael Martinez
virgil...? more like virgin lol
Cooper Young
would you tell him he couldnt? hes a fucking man mountain
Bentley Taylor
OOGA BOOGA LMFAO
Jaxon Reed
if their name is too long to fit the shirt, like vennegoor of hesselink
Gabriel Cooper
To sell more jerseys
Jose Sanchez
It's always ok. Put whatever name you want in your back, it's your own name.
Anthony Hall
Vennegoor of Hesselink was based for insisting on having his full name on his shirt, probably made made Celtic a fortune in personalised shirt sales
Gabriel Rodriguez
Only players from countries where Spanish or Portugese is the main language can get away with it desu
Zachary Bell
le imperious ones dad left him when he was a baby to fend for himself. its why hes such a colossus but also why he doesnt want that name on his kit
Samuel Allen
When he hates his family name because his dad was a cuck
Chase Brooks
weak post from a possible countryman but i hope its a VPNIGGER
James Ramirez
Nathaniel Bennett
For Frenkie desu.
William Howard
It's always ok.
Carter Ross
couldn't you just scroll down once before posting?
Cameron Harris
really makes u think
Adrian Garcia
Literally anyone other than brazilians having something that isn't their surname on their shirt makes them look like a child.
Worst offender being Ander Herrea acting like he'd forget his full name if it wasn't on his back
Aiden Sanchez
Why would I ever read a full thread before posting? Is that what they do on reddit? fuck off back there.
Camden Martin
what's better VIRGIL or KUN AGUERO
Chase Taylor
It’s only allowed when you’re top 20 in your position
Not so fast VIRGIN van Dyke
Samuel Brooks
Aguero tricked the PL into letting him name himself after an anime character on his shirt. So probably him.
Owen Myers
More like Virgin van Yikes!
Benjamin Nguyen
Memphis Depay
Virgil van Dijk
Dele Alli
I wonder what they have in common
Ian Diaz
based retard
James Cook
Bryan Ruiz too
Virgil's the odd one out though, in that his dad was white and abandoned his mother. Rather than the usual way of things.
Ethan Phillips
When his dad is a deadbeat
Bentley Rodriguez
don't think they'd object very much considering how much money he's worth to them
Jordan Allen
They were going to deny him unless he could prove he'd done it before, which he had.
Jose Foster
>his dad was white and abandoned his mother
like mine
John Powell
when you're a top 20 cb. van dijk is top 75 at best though.
Juan James
a man of african ancestry sharing the name of a great roman poet and dutch master painter is so modern europe it's funny
Jeremiah Cooper
was your mother brown?
Nolan Morris
based weeb
the whole city squad is a bunch of nerds 2bh
Camden White
>you need a license to have a nickname on your shirt
Jaxon White
No my dad was shit like that. About 10 kids with 3 different women.
Jace Cooper
based
Ethan Harris
unironically based
Robert Powell
>your mum had premarital babies
HOWLING
Elijah Price
In the end it's all sponsors. Van Dijk himself probably didn't do shit, much like De Long will probably be "Frenkie" at Barcelona because it's more marketable and Nike has been on the case for a while.