*makes your team worse than before*

based, he literally destroied Dybala's career

yes they do, you should watch any of their games, he also takes like 20 shots per game even when there are better options

>scoring meaningless goals when it doesnt matter
why is he such a choke artist

They were only meaningless because they lost

>statpad tap ins when your teams already winning
>cant score against zoomers when your team needs you

no he doesn't, the player with the most shots per game in Europe is Messi (5.2 per game), next closer is some literallywho with 3.2

They were all important goals

important goals for messoy fans: Cope del Rey, Supercope di Espana, Copa Juan Banker

not important for messoy fans: Champions League, World Cup, Cup America

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paulo_Dybala#Career_statistics

JUST
>ronaldo doesn't play
>scores a hattrick in the CL

how were they important when his team was already through

kys

ronaldo is at 6,3 shots per game in serie A

So important those goals against Ajax that it helped Ajax make the CL semis instead of Ronaldo

O TWAIN

fake news

messoy can't score in the CL knockouts

Messi literally helped his team advance by scoring facking goals

>messoy can't score in the CL knockouts
So Barca only won 1-0 at home to United?
And that's kind of the point, Messi is still helping the team win, Ronaldo isn't and is making the team worse

Shaw (own goal) did
Messi (statpad)
De Gea (own goal)
Coutinho
4-0

he didn't do shit

never seen this level of mental gymnastics before

they won 3-0 without him

O TWAIN

>the player with the most shots per game in Europe is Messi
the difference is that Messi actually has a grea conversion rate and makes everyone around him better

what's his conversion rate in the CL knockouts?

Imagine paying money to Hiromoot to keep seething at Messi everyday
lmao how pathetic

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2 goals and 2 assists against lyon

>against lyon
LOL

>losing to ajax
lol

O TWAIN ARE YOU OKAY?

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>Lyon
>1 penalty
>other was luck

I don't know, what i know is that this season he scored more both in CL and the league and even when he doesn't score he makes his teammates score more.

Suarez without Messi: 36 goals
Suarez with Messi: 59 goals
Neymar without Messi: 20 goals
Neymar with Messi: 40 goals

Benzema with Ronaldo: 5 goals
Benzema without Ronaldo: 18 goals
Dybala with Ronaldo: 5 goals
Dybala without Ronaldo: 22 goals

understat.com/player/2371

lmao look at the penaldofags itt AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

O TWAIN ARE YOU STILL AT IT? LMAO

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He's mentally deranged, Idon't know why people keep playing along.

As a team they literally player better with Piguain

stop using my flag fucking autist
go kys already

Is twain finally ending himself when Messi wins another treble?

>winning a treble against Liverpoo and Ajax/Spurs
wow nobody cares

Every other Juve forward is playing worse because of him.

You seem to care enough to pay just to say you dont care

The sama Ajax that knocked out your husband lmao

with refball

>i-it was refball!!!
seethe harder little bitch
o TWAIN

If pool win the league and barça the treble this place will explode

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lmao, pathetic. Half of Ronaldo's goal in CL last year were with reffball as well btw

is this a continental thing?

How can you tell?

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he's saying the other players shat their pants, i don't know if it's international but here the first hand gesture ha does means having fear and then he points to his ass as to say someone (the other players probably) was so scared he shat his pants (not literally obv)

How the fuck were the Ajax games refball

Juventus deserved a penalty. They were marking Ronaldo illegally in every corner. Holding his shirt.

yikes

he shit his pants

Bruh de Ligt literally gifted Ronaldo a goal by pushing aside his teammate lmao
You're baiting or delusional

>illegal marking is okay if it's against a player I don't like

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from what i see from these threads. There's Twain, then theres a few anti Twains who are just as obsessed and would pay top money for messi's semen to impregnate their wife. These threads have become too meta.

2017/18: Won Serie A, Won Coppa Italia, CL QF
2018/19: Won Serie A, CL QF

>illegal marking
Twain confirmed for knowing absolutely shit about footy
not surprised desu you're a fucking retarded child after all

>not paying money for Messi's semen

>illegal marking
Lmao Twain. This wasn't a penalty and they had VAR so that shit ain't gonna fly.

Hey Twain. Hows it going?

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Damn this shameless agenda, great work, keep it up

imagine being this desperate

not an argument

People are stupid saying he said "we shit the bed"

It was more directed towards a critic telling him "you talk out your ass"

Okay lets check

>>Benzema average season with Ronaldo
>La Liga
0.61 non-penalty goals per 90
0.39 assists per 90
>UCL
0.69 np goals per 90
0.32 assists per 90
>Copa Del Rey
0.61 np goals per 90
0.37 assists per 90
>Total
0.63 np goals per 90
0.37 assists per 90

>>Benzema's best season with Ronaldo
>La Liga
0.84 non pentalty goals per 90
0.44 assists per 90
>UCL
0.83 np goals per 90
0.59 assists per 90
>Copa Del Rey
1.03 np goals per 90
0.34 assists per 90
>Total
0.85 np goals per 90
0.47 assists per 90

>>Benzema without Ronaldo
>La Liga
0.60 np goals per 90
0.20 assists per 90
>UCL
0.61 np goals per 90
0.31 assists per 90
>Copa del Rey
0.79 np goals per 90
0.20 assists per 90
>Total
0.62 np goals per 90
0.22 assists per 90