Pre Derby thread

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Cheeky 2-2

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1-1 manure equalizes with a late penalty

Black vs Blacker. The battle of Ngubus!

7-0 city

If United win/draw, they make Liverpool win the Title
If United lose, they make City capable of winning the Title still

Top kek.

1-1 with imperial defending from man mountain Smalling

based and czeched

1-1

I just want comfy feels and less worry so I can enjoy the March and meme with you guys. Hopefully get them good feels later on so I can relax.

I think two nil City

Where did this 'imperial defender' and 'man mountain' and 'magisterial' stuff come from?

Based and shoot pilled

3-1 city

commentators constantly rating virgil "man moutain" van dyke for hoofing the ball and playing simple 5 yard passes

come on you blues

All players walk off at the 65th minute due to a racist incident

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who's supposed to cause such an incident? the paki united fan or the arab city fan?

and also standing dead fucking centre of the pitch so that he only defends second balls that get past everyone else around him

-----de gea
young - smalling - jones - lindorf
---matic - mactominay -pogba
----lingard - lukaku - rashford

i'm dutch

United fans will false a bunch of bananas on the pitch to spare their team humiliation

fuck off, inflatable bananas is our thing

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You big fans of Supermarket Sweep?

0-0. Check em

1-1 Check em

1-0 United

1-6 Check em

2-2 Check em

3-3 Check em

Manure equalizes late on some sort of comedy pratfall so Yea Forums can endlessly meme it next to this .webm for being the reasons why Liverpool won by 2 points

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1-0 Utd Check em

United will win today but Liverpool will still slip by losing to Newcastle.

2-1 Utd Check em

A fucking leaf Check em

United got the style to give problems to city desu but since ole's at the wheel, city will still win easily

I don't think Ole matters now. I think everyone now knows that a lot of United players are leaving in the summer, after the Everton result. Now they need to put themselves in the shop window with good displays from now until the end of the season.

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For me it's Becky

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Benitez will lose on purpose, being worshipped by a club is his only achievment

He is the only manager in history to have won the UEFA Europa League, UEFA Super Cup, UEFA Champions League and the FIFA Club World Cup.

>2 La Liga titles
>UEFA Cup
>FA Cup
>Champions League
>Like 6 Italian trophies

and he's only worshiped at liverpool

check your facts you utter utter mongo

Newcastle fans absolutely love him. Even Napoli fans have really fond memories of him, since he signed basically all of their best players.

>a lot of United players are leaving in the summer
hahaha 1 or 2 at best

I overestimated his Italian trophies by 3. The rest still stands.

very problematic behavior if you ask me

What's wrong with a bit of potassium?

it's the symbolism my overprivileged white friend

I love bananas, so I hate that they're associated with monkeys and racism.

Just bet on City 7-0. No joke

dubs city draw 2 - 2 and then draw against burnley

it will be scruffy as fuck. man utd will rather have men sent off than lose face again.

>Man United win.
>Pogba MOTM.
>the city of city spam
>our year spam

Going to be a good evening on Yea Forums.

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United 0 - 1488 City

*dabs on ABLs*

1-0 United.
I've unironically put £1,000 on this

United will have little say in the matter

>Poogba motm
hi paul

i'm tempted to sign up for a bet 365 account

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Nothing but a double for you dutch city poster

United 0-4 City
and that's only if United even tries to win

Don't pretty much all his former clubs like him apart from dickhead Chelsea fans?

Paddypower have a United win at 6.5 too

He's genuinely universally loved by everyone that isn't a Chelsea or United fan.

Real probably dont care

I'd be amazed if Real fans even remember him.

I'd love Benitez at United

Put a cheeky tenner on under 1.5, Utd double chance and Fernandinho to be booked at 25/1

That will change when Newcastle beat Liverpool in between the 2 legs v Barca.

For how much time is KdB injured ?

hi testing my time machine

for prove it?

manchester united football club 7
manchester city football club 0

great scott

kek, underated

Hardly matters now lad, everybody already said Spuds and Chelsea and Cardiff would beat Liverpool

Title race is over

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1-5

Man City (-1)

3-1 Utd

Screenshot this.

Goodbye.

Shitty will lose in some memorably embarrassing fashion like they always do

this

plastic clubs just can't rise to the occasion

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pogdab hat trick 3-0

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Manure finna get dabbed on ahahahahahahaha

>win and be hated by supporters for letting historical arch rivals win the league

>lose and be hated by supporters for letting derby rivals cement their place as the city club

what's a poobag to do

Fags 0-8 City

I sincerely hope you guys don't think that utd can win this

>win/draw
liverpool win the league
>lose
don't make top 4

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I had a dream Utd will win 3-1

I have never ever had an incorrect dream about football. Goodbye.

I'm not sure United really consider City as true rivals.

Dreams aren't real bruh

Elite.

You jinxed yourself

Youre going to eat your words when man mountain wins the damn leage la

They don't, but people still like to claim they do.
United's biggest rival will forever be Liverpool.

do you think pogba actually gives a shit?

poobags are what i call united customers

for me, it's wolves vs arsenal

Only prediction is a penalty will be awarded to Citeh. But for once: CAMON UTD

ELITE

its obvs going to be a shocking game tonight
way too much hype and excitement

>watching arselel get thrashed by wolves
not my cup of tea but you do you mate

>wolves thrashing anybody

Had flip flops on for a while mate

Can we PLEASE have a single fucking gamethread without racism, you stupid aborted fucks?

>playing arselel at home
Wolves are gonna trash em and even at home Arselel suck (see CP).

This isn't a safe space you fucking spic

City 3-1 United

Alexis scores for United

This but unironically.

get fucked, you stupid muslim.

i want no racism at least once, you fuckface.

this is an 200 IQ post

>ERA

shut up spic

Alright fine I'll stop being racist. Do you want to get some Taco Bell and shit on my face later?

>tfw not racist

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>Taco Bell
>not El Pollo Loco

I predict a very football game of sporting fun. Big runs, with a kind of spirit. You can see it too.

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>implying I eat subhuman food enough to know different restaurants

choke on allahus dick, sandniggers.

nothing wrong with racism it is just banter, it's like mocking fatties or manlets, or dumb people etc..in short mexican people

>Having like 5 Taco Bells in the 9th Circle of Hell known as England

I truly feel sorry for you

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Stick to your memehoop gamethread, Gonzalez, or go chat lucha with the other fags on Yea Forums.

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4-0 city

Why is his name "Young" when he's 33 years old? At what point will he become old?

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no, suck a dick

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Are there any good pubs around London bridge where I can watch the match?

>tacohead can't handle the banter

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yeah they didn't need to put themselves in the shop window literally 3 days ago but now it's totally totally different

lmao

1-1 semenslurper

shitting it down at the theatre of dreams

Ole will dab on city

>beating Everton is the same as beating Man City
Mongo

Hope Kompany has the correct studs on :)

The Everton loss was the straw that broke the camels back. Up until then the narrative was "we've got good players who just needs a little time to be trained". After the loss it became "our players have shit attitude and we're trashing a bunch of them".

Reckon Utd have a chance unless Lukaku plays

City's rivals are trophy winners like Barca and Real

I was about to post this. Accurate prediction.

do you think he honked.

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wtf why did limmy sell out?

2 - 0 City

Sterling is overrated

AYAYA

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Manchester will win

football will lose

Reminder that only deluded Scouse customers and plastic foreigners want United to win tonight

Damn, I hope you're right. The current Manure squad has almost infinite potential for piss-takes. I don't ever want it to change.

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based retard, manchester city is playing AT manchester united, so you list their goals first

depends if manure field a team half full of social media users

Limmy has always been bluepilled. He takes the poltically correct view on every issue, disavowed Sam Hyde when World Peace was cancelled and is always taking the piss out of any tommy robinson types.

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>Old Toilet leaking again

>being right wing nutter

CSKA ANJI

youtu.be/QQ1FlUqFtmI

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manure get 0 goals.
last digit of my post decides how many city score.

>City in Europe
OHNONONONONONO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Looks like United will be five at the back. Darmian's first PL start since defeat at Liverpool on Dec.16. Pereira's first PL start since Mar.2.

>2-2
Pogba throws a fit and gets a red card

it's easier when you're brown

Dubs and it will draw.

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don't you have to win the same trophies as teams you consider rivals? Or at least come close to winning those trophies?

GAME THREAD OH SHITTTT

>1 hour left

Fuck off

can someone remove that russian bot?

screencapped and taken to the bookies

I predict a draw, and also predict that the prophet Mohammad comes back and he"s standing next to Kaaba (the murder cube) and millions of kebabs are in the crowd watching and crying, and then he is grabs the nearest kid or young man in the crowd and using his scimitar (curved sword), he creates an opening in the kid's abdomen and procedes to fuck the stabwound while scowling and making pig noises. Because Mohammad was a homosex, and a peadophile. Also Godzilla wakes up and lays waste to Abu Dhabi, causing those kebab princes to sell the club, and City to go back to obscuritiy.

>Fuck City, fuck their kebab fanbase and fuck jannies.

why are the ones on the left all blacks

done ;)

to mirror all the blacks on the right

Legendary semi-finalists.

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>Pereira
OLE'S AT THE WHEEL

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I really want to see United thrashed again so i can enjoy watching Neville and United fans seeth and cry and Liverpool fans bite whats left of their nails for longer. It will probably be 2-0 or 2-1 or something to City in reality and a bit of a nervy affair all round.

That’s diversity right there, you bigot.