Why can't he win with Argentina?
Why can't he win with Argentina?
Kevin Lopez
Kayden Anderson
Overrated
Colton Ward
The other players are all meme lads. He can't carry them all.
He can relax more with Barca. Also Argentina fans are idiots who expect to win everything so pile pressure on him
Joshua Bailey
>He can't carry them all.
That's only because they were carrying him. How many knock out goals did he score in the world cup?
Charles Nelson
too much of a step down in quality from barcelona
Benjamin Lewis
because maradona cursed argentina after the 1994 world cup to never win a trophy again
Sebastian Morris
U20 World Cup x4
Olympic Gold Medal x2
Futsal World Cup x2
Let's face it, the problem is Messi
Hudson Cox
>too much of a step down in quality
Romero = Ter Stegen
Rojo > Jordi Alba
Garay = Pique
Zabaleta > Sergi Roberto
Demichelis > Lenglet
Mascherano > Busquets
Enzo Perez < Iniesta
Biglia > Coutinho
Rodrigo Palacio > Dembele
Higuain = Suarez
Gavin Thompson
messi is a system babby, make pep the NT coach and theyll win
Samuel Rogers
>Let's face it, the problem is Messi
youtube.com
Jace Lewis
No Xavi and Iniesta
Gavin Hall
>Romero = Ter Stegen
Evan Gomez
1 v 1 Neuer
Jeremiah Brown
How many penalties did Ter Stegen save in the KO stages of a World Cup?
Lucas Stewart
>Romero = Ter Stegen
>Rojo > Jordi Alba
>Garay = Pique
>Demichelis > Lenglet
>Biglia > Coutinho
>Rodrigo Palacio > Dembele
>Higuain = Suarez
Austin Green
This is your brain on ABMessi.
Tyler Adams
el delusionero
Benjamin Howard
>Romero = Ter Stegen
>Rojo > Jordi Alba
>Garay = Pique
>Zabaleta > Sergi Roberto
>Demichelis > Lenglet
>Mascherano > Busquets
>Enzo Perez < Iniesta
>Biglia > Coutinho
>Rodrigo Palacio > Dembele
>Higuain = Suarez
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gavin Walker
Argentina in 2014 was so stacked that it had motherfucking Fernando Gago on the bench. Messi didn't do anything, he was carried by the team.
Caleb Miller
>Fernando Gago
LITERALLY who?
Carson Moore
Barcababby
Nolan Diaz
fucking zoomer
Juan Davis
>As Roma Fans Best Team of the Season
Bentley Gray
>he used to be relevant 10 years ago before moving to backwater Argentina
lmao
Owen Rodriguez
>The South Americano Twain
Wyatt Harris
If Fernando Gago was Romanian, he would have a statue at the entrance of Bucharest next to Vlad III
Elijah Rodriguez
*puts twain on the FURY road*
>goal 1: tap-in header vs sassuolo
>goal 2: shot from inside penalty box vs sassuolo
>goal 3: tap-in from a deflection vs frosinone
>goal 4: shot from inside penalty box vs udinese
>goal 5: tap-in from shit keeping vs genoa
>goal 6: penaldo vs empoli
>goal 7: shot from outside penalty box vs empoli
>goal 8: tap-in from shit keeping vs ac milan
>goal 9: tap-in volley vs spal
>goal 10: penaldo statpad vs fiorentina
>goal 11: penaldo vs torino
>goal 12: tap-in header vs atalanta
>goal 13: shot from inside penalty box with shit keeping vs sampdoria
>goal 14: penaldo vs sampdoria
>goal 15: penaldo vs lazio
>goal 16: deflected shot from inside penalty box vs parma
>goal 17: header vs parma (wouldn't consider this a tap-in)
>goal 18: statpad header vs sassuolo
>goal 19: statpad shot from inside penalty box vs frosinone
congratulations to ronaldo for his 19 goals in serie a, which includes
>six tap-ins
>five penalties
>three statpads
>three goals from shit keeping
>two goals from a deflection
>twelve goals against the bottom half of the table (four against teams in the relegation spots)
>only one goal from outside the penalty box
>no hat-tricks
>no free kicks
TRULY the magisterial man mountain twain envisions in his head
Nathaniel Flores
Joshua Flores
>he paid money to make that post
KEK, never change cuckmania
Gavin Morris
havent laughed this hard in a while
thanks Daniel ricciardo
Thomas Allen
>realize I don't give a shit about Ronaldo
>suddenly have no argument
Connor Allen
The absolute STATE of damage control. Literally posted it after weeks of you shitposting and being B T F O.
Luke King
>I don't ACKCHYUALLY like ronaldo it's just a coincidence that I can't stop obsessing over how much better than messi he is when I cherry pick the right numbers
archive.4plebs.org
KEK, never change twain
Leo Powell
Well I don't care about Ronaldo, like I said I only use him because currently he's better than Messi. That doesn't mean I'll defend him against anyone else
Connor Smith
O TWAIN
Camden Baker
>That doesn't mean I'll defend him against anyone else
>has literally never done this
Do I have to bring up your obvious proxy use TWAIN?
Leo Anderson
is the fact twain uses a NZ proxy if he used a British flag no one would recognize him
Michael Edwards
*scares TWAIN off again*
more like GO TWAIN
Owen Barnes
has he ever won a cup outside of being carried by xavi/iniesta/busquets? no. there you go
Kayden Cooper
Nah he has a Union Flag proxy too. He has Bulgarian, Argentinian, American, Canadian as his major ones.
Kevin Perez
Woah, so Twain is right
Oliver Myers
Imagine paying real money to shitpost on this website lmao how pathetic
William Taylor
Kids, say no to yerba mate.
Brayden Lee
>Enzo Perez < Iniesta
Wrong.
Subbing off Perez was a mistake.
Camden Hughes
*breaks his joints at the sight of a white shirt with a red strip*
Cooper Ward
He has
Camden Baker
never
Benjamin King
Jordan Reyes
Riquleme won that. Messi didn't do anything.
Brody Ward
O TWAIN
Luis Stewart
because lionela don't use cocaine
Jace Stewart
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