/bundes/

no /bundes/ and no funposting make user a dull boy edition
BOGAL :DDD subedition

TODAY 20:45 WHORE
Werder Bremen vs Buyern München

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erster für based bremen

I love Bayern

I'M A SICK FUCK I LIKE A QUICK QUACK

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You are in fact a customer.

NO YOU

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daran seids ihr doch selbst schuld dass ihr immer kunden gennant werdet

Hello fellow customers, how are we today? Still eight hours to go.

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>der Ton bleibt scharf
who talks like that

>my club is older than yours!

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>Vergesst die Angst, der Sieg ist unser, die mal war! Na klar!
Dazke

pls don't steal my images
they are copyrighted

oge :(

its too late
it was always too late

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richtiger bernd

Hey you weirdo faggots. What about the true /bundes/ thread?

an old lady drove that car btw

also I got a real cracker of a soundbit coming right up

I honestly thought that 88 was already forbidden on number plates, might have just been demanded by paranoid lefties though

might as well make "HH" illegal on plates
rip Hamberg

aforementioned soundbit
pastebin.com/kTAq7pyA

>HAU DRUFF JUNGE
strong

so what granates do you think bayern will get this summer? seems like they need a bit of a rebuild to challenge for the CL again

they're already running out of money after signing Pavard and Hernandez (115m€ in total).

>Erneute Disziplinlosigkeit: Schalke versetzt Bentaleb nach 2 Wochen wieder in die U23

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Mourinho unironically.

>444
QUADRUPLE CONFIRMED

certainly not if they hire Mou kek
on the other hand it would be funny to call them >Mounich

Ze futur is bleak

>this fucking nigger
Lol

>season already over
>destroy his market value even further

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Now he can celebrate the Meisterschaft with the U23 and fly to Malle on Manschaftsfahrt with them. Nice punishment.

flying to Mallorca is a worse punishment than he deserves

Manchester Derby or Bremen-Buyern?

for an awkward beta incel like you maybe

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this only confirms the PSG move

CALL ME

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>sunny late april
>girls start to wear skirts and short shorts again

wat do?

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unzip

have sex

>t. german vacationer aka most hated vacationer in every part of this planet

that would be the Chinese

jz 1 fucken

>tfw could meet up with the Bremanon on MD34 if I wasn't autistic

o-oh well

just wear a "please be patient I have autism" cap to break the ice

grinch

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unser uhrensohn

Hallo meine Freunde.
Ich, Hans Deutschmann, denke das der Juden daran schuld ist!
Einen guten Tag!

>jt finally learned how to use a proxy

hey Hans^^ :D

bremenanon here. would definitely not meetup with anyone. meeting real people is way too scary desu.

more like /bunded/

tell us a story user

i have nossing to say

I have
+++Breaking+++

Werner Lorant takes becomes coach in Austria

laola1.at/de/red/fussball/sonstiges/news/werner-lorant--kult-trainer-uebernimmt-landesligisten/

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>takes becomes
so you dont have to

Damn shame. My Landesliga team needs a new coach too. Why didn't he just come here?

Werner "Kult-Trainer" Lorant

>Geht Kult-Trainer Werner Lorant Kult-Lorant "Lorant" Werner "Kult-Lorant" Lorant in eine Bar.

>"Ständig online sein": Willigs gewagter Plan mit dem VfB
>Wenn Nico Willig (38) darüber spricht, was er auf dem Platz mit seiner Mannschaft vorhat, käme man erst einmal nicht auf die Idee, dass er damit die des VfB Stuttgart meint. Emotion, Energie, Spaß will er sehen, "einen sehr, sehr aktiven Spielstil", "eine ständige Angriffsbereitschaft, ein ständiges 'Online-Sein'".

based zoomer coach

Why did Schalke betray Fährmann again?

he sucked

off to Chemnitz I am
later, fuckos

Rüdiger

Not gonna lie, former BVB supporter here but it's been funny to see them crash burn
But seriosly, we can't let Bayern win the /bundes/ again

A good episode of the Simpsons is on right now

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I'm hyped for tonight's pokal

same here proxy friend, how long is the ban? Is it because of your autistic and racist posts?

kann der saudumme ösi nicht mal die fresse halten alter

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I'm not a proxy fag though :')

Oh so you're bi

Boring shit league with shit fans

Manure vs Shitty
Buyern vs Based god Bremen

at the same time....

no u

Is it dubbed? What's the German for doh?

literally Nein

youtube.com/watch?v=-HnmV1rgXDY

jz 1 sturm

t. evil swedenmark

Match thread

nö

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krinsch

great, now we have the choice between two kinds of cancer

kohlchan.net/int/src/1556125303838.webm/8ch anon gets a visit from FBI.webm

guys are girl gorges is playing

tom nach Syrien abschieben desu

tldw

>wouldve accepted the fbi job on the spot desu

>I won't show it to anybody
kek

>/bundes/?
>more like /kimdes/

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Is there one person that doesn't like Claudio Pizarro?

me

Based contrarian.

Bayern=Rainer
Bremen=Denise

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Richtig

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I thought KC was ded

Have sex

Is this game on ARD or ZDF tonight?

Kuntz is THICCC

ARD, in 10 minutes

My first piece of football merchandise was a plastic cup from the Wester Stadion with a picture of a young Pizarro on it.

QUACK

Quack Quack

Ahhh yes the Wester Stadium

Thanks

My Bratwurst-Wraps are ready

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Is that kid autistic?

>Bummels and Boateng in ze same lineup
Oh dis gon be gud!

see

buyern are gonna lose 1-2

3d print this post

Yes, and you are too.

based but disgustpilled

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Haha der Negroide wieder

also 0est0n will score

which one

the mätchwinner

Truly a Hexenkessel

lmao that guy imitating Gnabrys Goal Celebration in the stands

it's 00st0ne

okay gonna make a vague prediction:
werder is gonna score first
buyern is gonna equalize at the end of the first half
werder winning goal around 75'

>PERFEKTE FLANKE
>segelt vorbei

reminder that audio channel 2 has comfy radio-like commentary for blind people

This will go at least into ET. It usually does, if I have to get up early the next day. Carve that post into stone.

kovac and kohfeldt gonna beat each other up tonight, screencap

who wins?

/bundes/

Kohfeldt is younger, stronger and better fed but Kovac has more stubborn

BUMMELS ROT

kovac got the scrawny slav bonus

Kovac is also two people

this but unironically

this
absolut uhrensohn

So there is no VAR in the Pokal? Because Bremen just FUCKED on that Hummels foul

>bauern unironically call this a counter
kek

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i wish dortmund was as good at defending as bremen :(
t. shareholder

the first rule of VAR is that it may never be used against buyern

ganz klar rot. wo ist der var?

>bayern forcing the red card

ROT ROT ROT ROT ROT ROT ROT ROT ROT ROT ROT ROT ROT

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told ya'll earlier in the season that bauern arent gonna win a single trophy in 18/19

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>bayern nur am holzen
absolute scum

>varroom

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Crikey! look at the size of that victim complex!

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have sex

remove all customers from the premises desu

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VERDAMMMDNE BAUERN ALDER

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>werner

>the absolute STATE of northern german football
tip top flop

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jetz 1 flens

ok, lube up your boipussy

>lewanshitski
olmo alder

krinsch

Coman dabbing hard on the fischköppe

Non-buffering link please.

>being gay
yikes, so 2010

clearly hand

It's on YouTube

no those would be the gringos

footybite.com/football/manchester-united-vs-manchester-city-live-stream/

Claudia Kleiner looks horrible tbdesu.

geile milf würde sie brüten uezs

this could be the Duseltor of the decade.

Don't see anything
Thanks.

>unklar bleibt wie diese sich SO stark radikalisieren konnten
Almost 2 decades into the war on terror and we still haven't this shit figured out.

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Sad when you realize the WoT was made up by false flag 911 attack.

Go to the official dfb YouTube page.

Based drecksack niko

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...

Wieso ist nicht Manuel Johannes Neuer im Tor?

Der ist mal wieder kaputt.

dood

Er is scheiße

>Aua aua meine Wade
It is exactly what Kahn has done for weeks and weeks with "Rücken".

Gay, not available in my country and too lazy to setup a VPN. But I'll stick to the Acestream for now.

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reingemüllert

Was war sein scheiß Problem?

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apologise to müllel

Hat seine Tochter gefickt, glaube ich.

>I don't rate Müller

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wtf did thiago lick the post after he missed that header???

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Pizzaboomer btfo

I want Werder to win

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>that ship horn
based
>that goal song
cringe

????????????

BAUREN BTFO
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BAUREN BTFO
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BAUREN BTFO
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BAUREN BTFO
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BAUREN BTFO
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BAUREN BTFO
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BAUREN BTFO
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BAUREN BTFO

>Dummels

GET FUCKED BAUERN AHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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AUSGLEICH

I take that back
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED

Bro come on i dont want this go into extra time

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Told you.

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

WHAT IS GOING ON

>Ngubuteng

WURSTL SEETHING

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Based Werder shitting on Buyern.

pathetic.

>das ist jetzt ein richtiger Pokalabend
every fucking game

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The fuck? I already turned off the stream

WHAT THE FUCK

The most dangerous lead strikes again

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>Bauern
Bauern

holy shit, were werder just pretending to be shit for 70 minutes?

ein witz. so harter refball. erst die rote jetzt das

ELFMETER ELFMETER ELFMETER

based uli bribing the refs uezs

COME ONE VAR WHAT ARE YOU DOING

The Pizarro effect

I honestly hope Uli and Ralle die a horrible death. They actually found a way to evade VAR.

>Hummels no red
>This penalty

cmon VAR?!?!?!

LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA

Pure fucking refball.

Verfickte Scheiße

a classic

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>Buyern

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he put his hands on Coman, that's not a clear dive

Fucking BUYERN again....

Frechheit

Holy shit this fucking refball

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this is just disgusting

Fusballmafia.
Korrupte Bastarde.

BASED BAYERNDUSEL OR WHATEVER THAT MEANS

LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA

Ahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahajajajajajajajajajajajajaahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahajahahahahahahahhahaha

I hate Bayern so fucking much.

Bribing refs for years and no one cares.

How can anyone not hate bayern? Not gonna watch the final tbqh

SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA FUCK YOU ALL YOU FUCKING SEETHING LOSERS

Ridiculous refball. Always the same shit with Buyern.

Back home from a concert.
I am putting this game on and then the last bit of the Manchester Canal Derby

Fuck you plastic shit, you deserve to get beaten to hell

Looking forward to Bauern getting refballed out of CL

zum kotzen

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS SALT THIS IS ONLY ONE REASON WHY ITS AWESOME TO BE A FAN OF BASED BAYERN

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AFFENZIRKUS

Bayern cancer
luckily they are too shit for international football

Kill yourself dude

This refball is Geisteskrank

blame Ngubu Selassie for using his arms

I hope someone allahuakbars the Allianzarena

so FUCKING mad lol

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KRUSE SHOW ME YOUR COCK

Based?

You are the cancer of Germany and you deserve to die

kek this bremen idiot should just have kept his hands by himself and nothing would have happened

reminder that based frankfurt will avenge werder and cuck bauern from the meisterschaft

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Boasiert.

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>Back home from a concert.
I am putting this game on and then the last bit of the Manchester Canal Derby

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Teenager shit

This match is so much better than I thought it was gonna be

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>bankfurz
>caring about the Bundesliga
pick uno

will you cry yourself to sleep tonight? :3

They would've gotten a penalty anyway at some point.
All it takes is some cash and one dive.

Junge, du brodelst SPRICHWÖRTLICH ;)

>Hamas

>muh payed refs WAAAAAH
come up with something new please, its really getting boring

Müller is such a bitch

>james
Nice miss
>muller
Kek

this is the only thing bauern fans have btw
they don't even watch their own club cause it's too boring, they obsess over others

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How old are you?

Yes banging your whore mother

Worst.
Comeback.
Ever.

>Lewy
wew

Lewa wtf kek

oh she will get cum on her back

Robert „Großchance Vergeben“ Lewandowski

>Lewi runs across the goal sideways and hits the post
Lel

I told you the final would be Bayern - Leipzig MONTHS ago. This shit is rigged. Bayern will win the final 3-0 by the way, screencap this if you want.

>it's a sweaty Buyern refball episode AGAIN
Every fucking time they get close to losing refs save their asses.

Fallrückzieher from there
>really dude?

could ask you the same

Once the buyern bosses come up with something new

who would of guessed, another buyern win

You are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mad right now

Superliga can't come soon enough. Sick of seing these arrogant farmers in the league

>likely winning the double in first season
>more points per games than Ancelotti
>going out against Liverpool in the CL (unlucky to face them so early)
Tell me again why Kovac is hated so much

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So, the double it is
I am fine with that lads

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>sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Nah, only soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mad

Hehe what a surprise

needs refball to win anything in the shittiest bundes of all time where times with 12 points can stay in the league

FUSSBALLMAFIA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So you fucking peasants. Bow down to your Bayern overlords and keep that salt coming. I am now imagined your faces full of asspain and rage and I am just smirking a little while taking a sip from my based fanta.

pic related
its every single bayern hater RIGHT.NOW.

loooooooool

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Its hard to be a Bayern fan these days...

Why do I even watch this shit?

Fucking boring rigged Buyern piss.

it's an "i repeat everything the commentator said, even though he was wrong" episode

>actually VAR'd

>Bayer vs. Leipzig final

oh great. i so excited.

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>Kohfeldt talking to müller and dummels after the game
>müller praising the werder fans
Reunion of müller and pizza in 2019/2020, you heard it here first.

imagine actually rooting for the tin cans in the final because you are butthurt that Bayern won this game

thats's me right there

good god please kill yourself

already bought a can today to support the rasenballsport

this is why nobody respects german football and/or bayern tobihannes

>Bayern fan
No such thing.

Imagine if Buyern actually gets close to relegating one day. At least 80% of you "fans" would jump ship because all you care about his being at the top all the time. You don't actually care about the club or the players or football.
You just enjoy the feeling of being "at the top".

Das Spiel hat eines bewiesen: Bayern ist ein Verein voller unsympathen. Ich hoffe innigst die Dosen holen den Pokal

>actually wanting "Rasenball" to win anything

Literally the best possible final

Thanks for your doint your part in the Rentenkassenentlastung.

>conspiracy theories
>myths
yeah, thats all you got

>/r/soccer

Based Kruse

>Bayern
>relegating
>ever
Choose one, and one only.

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Yeah you have to go back

Honestly fuck this fucking joke of a league and a cup. Refballing a match that is about to turn historic. Most disgusting thing I have witnessed on television.

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Man. Can't we just say that it was a good game? I'm bummed out enough as is. This fucking bickering is just annoying.

Geh schlafen Hans, du musst morgen früh raus und zur Arbeit :)

I've met at least a dozen Bayern "fans" who stopped being "fans" back in 2012 when they didn't win the season.

Buyern drones are just halfassed idiots who keep drooling over this club as long as it keeps winning.

Can somebody post the original

ICH WEISS DASS ICH KRASS BIN post?

Yeah no you're right. Ranking somewhere in the middle should already be more than enough for at least half of these drones to jump ship.

>my two imaginary frens are representative for all the millions of fans
Also

13-12 AP
get fucked cuplets

Junge Leute müssen lospreschen, auch wenn sie scheitern! Man wird dich auslachen aber das ist wichtig!

Ich bin seit sieben, fast acht Jahren NEET. Eine lange Zeit! Dazwischen liegen zwei Olympiaden.

Ich bin zweiunddreißig Jahre alt. Weil ich ein NEET bin habe ich Potential! Im Gegensatz zu Leuten mit Job und normalen Leben habe ich unendlich viele Möglichkeiten! Deshalb schäme ich mich überhaupt nicht dafür.

Erfolg ist angeblich zu heiraten, Kinder und ein Haus zu haben, man soll mit sechzig arbeiten und dann in Rente gehen. Vielleicht ist das Erfolg? Aber... erst außerhalb der Gesellschaft lernte ich sie zu verstehen. Seitdem weiss ich unsere Gesellschaft ist annormal. Ich weiss wie lächerlich die Sorge um soziale Normen ist. Die Leute wollen eine unbefristete Arbeitsstelle. Aber das sollte nicht ihr einzigstes Lebensziel sein.

Selbst arme Leute können etwas schaffen! Man muss die Situation nutzen! Die Armen sind gewissermaßen ein auserwähltes Volk. Niemand muss sich dafür schämen! Auch als Obdachloser kann man große Träume haben. Wer dieses Potential legiert wird zum scheiss NEET!

Als NEET kannst du Freunde finden, Beziehungen knüpfen, ein Sprungbrett bauen um gemeinsam voran zu kommen!

>for all the millions of drones
Fixed

Großes oof

Müller. Nicht gut genug für Deutschland. Da lache ich mir doch n arsch ab. Ehrlich.

since either bayern or leipzig will win the DFB cup, does that mean a third EL spot will open up in the bundes?

>all fans of [other team] are plastic
>all fans of [my team] are lifelong supporters with [my team's colour] blood flowing through their veins
>all referee decisions against [other team] are justified but always too lenient
>all referee decisions for [other team] are refball
>all referee decisions against [my team] are refball

yes, Place 7 will be ELQ

this unironically when the other team is bayern

I think i solved it.

you can replace [other team] with bayern and it becomes a true statement

>ja ich schaue unterschichtsball

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objectively false. You have the luxury of making such an allegation because you know we'll never see the day but deep down you know you're just shitposting

What do we think of Dietmar Dath?

youtube.com/watch?v=JqKSMPSlVCU

Post some deligitaization

yes yes

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youtube.com/watch?v=5cc4wJ-JoTY

LISTEN TO HIM and refute him youi pol incels!

pretty good quality for 1917 uezs

Go kys nazi!

based, even if the good guys lost

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jz 1 haribo

yes yes yes

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How based is Dietmar?

youtube.com/watch?v=5cc4wJ-JoTY

EXTREMELY!!!!!

I bet most of /bundes/ won't even listen to him. Sad!

whats a bundes

>posts cringy offtopic /deutsch/ shit
>oh no why won't people (You) me

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bremenanon here. ich bin absolut leer.

yeah I wouldn't drink the piss you people call beer either

he's right you know

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>

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can't wait to integrate that into a webm of a questionable pen given against Bayern

yeah, good luck with that

thanks fren

good night

> Elfmeter Bayern, Kingsley Coman wird vom sicher wild durchs Weserstadion pfeifenden Wind von der Küste her umgeblasen und Schiedsrichter Daniel Siebert tut es dem Wind gleich – und pfeift. Lewandowski verwandelt sicher. Gerecht ist das nicht, außer für Uli Hoeneß. Dem einzigen Menschen im Lande, der sich zu 100 Prozent sicher ist, hier einen glasklaren Elfmeter erlebt zu haben.

Are Leipzig the good guys now?

even denmark is good compared to >buyern muncheat

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Don't let the blatant refball distract you from the fact that Buyern acted completely disgraceful yesterday:

- scored two Duseltore
- Kovac let a ball on the pitch to stop Bremen
- Kovac walked on the pitch during a chimpout started by his own players
- MÜLLer tried to say goodbye to everyone in the Bauern Kurve as he got subbed off and chimped out when a Bremen player tried to get him leave the pitch
- Rafinha got subbed in (this is already enough to make it on this list)
- started time wasting like a Spanish team from the 80th minute on
- their healer desperately wanted to show his healing powers when Martinez was acting injured at the Mittelkreis, but even Kovac was too embarrassed to let this happen
- after they won a game by refball, former national player Jerome had to give /our guy/ Kruse an earful, showing what great winners they are
- 2:0 up and their seething & obsessed customers have to sing "Wer wird Deutscher Meister? BVB Borussia" in a cup game against Bremen

Probably forgot many more things. LOVE FOOTBALL - HATE BUYERN!

I still love Buyern

>Der FC Bayern bucht gegen den SV Werder mit einem absolut berechtigten Elfmeter das Ticket für das DFB-Pokalfinale, da ist sich Uli Hoeneß sicher. Die Überzeugung des Klubpräsidenten ist aber nicht mehrheitsfähig, auch wenn er einen mächtigen "Meinungsverbündeten" hat.

>Uli Hoeneß hatte zur Meinungsabsicherung einen der unmittelbarsten und somit mutmaßlich besten Zeugen befragt. Dieser aufgerufene Zeuge, Kingsley Coman war's, hatte ihm bestätigt, dass da halt der Ellenbogen von Theodor Gebre Selassie war. Wegen dessen Ellenbogen war er, der Zeuge Coman, im Strafraum des SV Werder Bremen gestürzt. Und wegen dieses fatalen Sturzes und wohl auch auf Drängen des Videokollegen hatte Schiedsrichter Daniel Siebert ohne eigene Ansicht der Videobilder in der 78. Minute Elfmeter gepfiffen. Den verwandelte Robert Lewandowski in der 80. Minute. Zum 3:2 für den FC Bayern im Halbfinale des DFB-Pokals.

n-tv.de/sport/fussball/Oh-Gott-ey-Das-ist-laecherlich--article20986573.html
Not often - but sometimes - n-tv still delivers.

absolutely

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came here to make a similar post, most embarrassing performance in years

>Hoeneß über Nübel: „Für Investitionen unter 25 Millionen bin ich nicht zuständig“

why is everyone so butthurt over that penalty??
harsh decision, but never a klare fehlentscheidung

because bayern benefited
if bremen got a penalty the same way they'd all claim that it was a justified penalty

nö that's just your customer victim complex in action

Ey Leute, warum hat Bayern den Elfer im Pokalfinale letztes Jahr nicht bekommen? Upsi, da haben die Frankfurter wohl bestochen. Sowas von bescheuert eure Aussagen. Das war nen normales Foul an Coman, dass für den Elfer eigentlich nicht genug ist. Er gibt ihn, weil er einen Kontakt unten sieht, den es nicht gab, da aber der Schubser da ist, ist es ein Minifoul und der VAR darf nicht eingreifen. Bei 100 solcher Szenen gibt es kein Elfer, bei der 101 dann schon. Eure Verschwörungstheorien sind aber halt hart lächerlich und haben einfach nichts mehr mit Fußball zu tun. Wenn ehh alles Beschiss ist, schaut Kreisliga.

>Wenn ehh alles Beschiss ist, schaut Kreisliga.
I do, bundescucks get 0c out of me

absolute state

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What to watch tonite?

no
it's Pest vs Cholera

>now

>the city of ngubu selassie
why did he use his hands? fucking imbecile

>all this butthurt
lmaoing at you

Zwayer actually watched the scene multiple times on the VAR monitor and justified his decision. Martinez got hit, but then he lifted his Standbein (completely unnatural), threw himself into the air and played the dying swan. Same Martinez who was very badly hurt during stoppage time yesterday, where it took him a minute to get back up. It's good that refs punish this behavior.

>but then he lifted his Standbein (completely unnatural)
yes I too like to stay on the other foot when I fall down, just to fuck up my knee

b a s e d

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have sex

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HIGHLY INTELLIGENT frogposter

the m*ds must fall

Because it ruined the moment and flow of the match, even if it was one. just disgraceful to decide such an important match with such a shit decision

>muh flow
h a v e s e x

>play online videogame because im a child
>couple of germans figure out they are both from germany
>start talking german to eachother while everyone else gets sort of shut out of the conversation, doesnt really matter
>decide to be an edgelord just to mess with them
>"sieg heil"
>REPORT
>"please report xx guys" in all chat
>kept going on about it for a couple of minutes and then the game ended
>type up have you ever seen the germans win a war and leave

Why can’t german people handle the banter?

NO

Bayern=bad
Bremen=good

So if Bayern gets a penalty its OBVIOUSLY a rigged game. Deal with it

>Nach Informationen der „Bild“-Zeitung steht Jadon Sancho (Foto) auf der Liste der „Königlichen“. Zidane habe demnach seinen Wunsch bei Real-Präsident Florentino Pérez hinterlegt, das 19-jährige Offensivtalent von Borussia Dortmund im Sommer verpflichten zu wollen. Pérez pflegt gute Kontakte zur Dortmunder Vereinsführung und gilt als guter Freund von BVB-Geschäftsführer Hans-Joachim Watzke.

>Beim von Real Madrid ausgeliehenen Kolumbianer, der 2018/19 wettbewerbsübergreifend 27 Spiele absolvierte (7 Tore, 6 Vorlagen), wird die bis 15. Juni existierende Kaufoption in Höhe von 42 Mio. Euro voraussichtlich nicht gezogen.

but... James was the promised one! The holy Granate Uli told us about

he could probably be a great player, if he wasn't such a whiny little cunt

Cringe

Thots?

>Hannover 96 meldet Vollzug: Niclas Füllkrug (24, Foto) wird den abstiegsbedrohten Klub zum Saisonende verlassen und zum SV Werder Bremen wechseln. Die Grün-Weißen beschränkten sich zunächst auf eine kuriose Transferbestätigung, indem ausschließlich der Mund des einstigen SVW-Eigengewächses mit dessen ikonischer Zahnlücke getwittert wurde.

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Based. I like him. Hope he becomes /fit/ soon and stays injury free, then he can help Werder.

*gets another Knorpelschaden*
nothing personnel Werder

>Im Anschluss an das Pokalspiel zwischen #Werder #Bremen und Bayern München wurde einem Münchener Anhänger von einem Bremer "Fan" gegen den Kopf getreten. Die Polizei sucht nun nach Zeugen.
Based. At least some justice.

why is Knorpelschaden such a cute word?

typical Hannover teeth

who says it was a Bremer?

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>Die Polizei sucht nun nach Zeugen
I? Na, hob nix gsehen. *kicks again*

YB have confirmed Mbabu's move to Wolfsburg. They also confirmed Spielmann coming in at the same time, so one of their wingers is probably leaving

>Mbabu ngubu

Nice image

thanks!

honk honk

they're still in the final lol

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yes yes

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Tbh bremen is a shithole though

Not sure about this one. We have plenty of Stürmer already, and he not only had three (3) Knorpelschäden, his Ausstiegsklausel was like 12 million which for Bremen is a lot of money (keep in mind that Klaassen was our most expensive player last year and he cost 15.), especially for a position that we don't really need to cover. Sure, that money could have been haggled down because of the injuries and because Hannover will very, very likely go down thus couldn't afford to keep him, but I would have prefered if we got another wing back or full back instead (my hopes for Velkovic are dwindling every other week, and Gebre Selassie is not getting younger).

Is that a rock or a very weird looking Schwarzbrot?

was soll der granitblock alder?

yeah but so is munich
>inb4 triggered lifelong Münchner since 2011

whooopsie

the best part is that customers are already trying to spin this to "l-last year w-we were refballed".

that is indeed a rock

bashing in the heads of passing Ronnies

>we
paid up to 6,5 million for Füllkrug by the looks of it (last year Gladbach offered 17 million), that's pretty much a steal in this day and age for a proven Bundesligastürmer, who was already close to becoming a Nationalstürmer. The DFB-Pokal run single handedly financed Füllkrug for >us. There's still enough money to buy some IV, RV and DM. Of course his injury history is a risk, but as Werder you gotta take some risks.
I really think >we needed a striker with his scoring abilities. There's noone like him in >our squad. Johannsson's contract runs out and will leave, Pizarro is 148 years old (might leave), Harnik sadly is ugh tier (might leave), Sargent ist still very young and not quite there yet. The rest is Außenbahn or hängend. Also, Kohfeldt knows exactly what kind of players he needs for his vision. I trust him.

you mean this is in public? reported for unerlaubtes führern einer Stichwaffe.

You're half right about Harnik. He is good with Kruse. If Kruse leaves, Bremen might aswell sell Harnik. Only bought him because Kruse asked for it anyway.

But yeah, gotta trust Kohfeldt. He is probably the best thing to happen to Bremen in recent years, better than any Eggestein, Kruse or Pavlenka.

It's funny because I thought the same... You're thinking like an American

We're not so different, you and I...

no it's just outside, so semi-private, but people pass through here occasionally

>nobody noticed the Italy-colored bench

hello newfriend

I did but its not interesting enough to mention it

Well, nothing special about sitting on top of italy.

explain

no bully pls

hehe nice one

Well what’s wrong with that?? We WERE refballed heavily last year. Yesterday was definitely much less of a Fehlentscheidung.

>"Es gab einen Kontakt unten"
>DFB admits it was the wrong decision
>much less of a Fehlentscheidung

Lad, I love my Bayern. But I wish we didn’t go through like this because people will just continue bringing it up against us. And yes, the ref thought wrongly that there was Kontakt unten but as there was in fact slight Kontakt oben, the penalty wasn’t an entirely false decision.

Which CB is the Man Mountain of the bundesliga?

mentally ill

Truth bomb: It is tactic to make one big bad call against Buyern once in a while to make sheeple not question the thousand calls they get in their favor.

>every Kontakt is a foul
ah yes this meme again, now we'll have 10 penalties per halftime.

SÜLE

3 Ecken, 1 Elfer finally becomes a reality.

Bayern have literally been gifted pokals in the past so why is this even surprising anybody? Now we have VAR and they can't wrongfully disallow goals so they have to be a little more subtle.

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italybenchbro has been posting here for longer

no bully fren

>Italybenchbro
eyy go fuck yourself

i wish ;_;

to be able to fuck yourself?

you could also borrow me a melon

>from "WAR KORREKT SO" to "WE DESERVED IT" in a few hours
fucking customers man

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Konate

do you think identical twins have sex with each other? #nostupidquestions

thats illegal m8

GOMM SCHO NUMBERS
*BAMM BAMM*
BAGG MOA WIEDER 'N GLEENEN GUCHEN

ICH WEISS DASS ICH KRASS BIN.

can't remember this meme sry^^

I never said that. I don’t like penalties like that being awarded, but it doesn’t mean that it was an entirely wrong decision.

Delusional

>bees buzzing
>birds chirping
>doggos barking
>children screaming
country life is nice, yes yes
now shut up you fucking kids

I'll go back to comfy cuntree life as soon as I have my degree desu. cities are cancer.

Bist autistisch??

Fuck you niBBas

19:09 Echte Liebe

goooood post

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ANZEIGE IS RAUS!

>Mary Lou
>falling for a used up golddigger whore
he brought his future misery on himself

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now 10 earthbears

quick rundown ösi?

schneid dei haar sonst denkt kind es hat zwei mamaa

>Dresden
Fucking traitor

imagine showing up to the birth of your child wearing an assimütze.

he got DYNAMOD

it really is the best choice
get a job in some tiny ass company where you can work when you want and just enjoy life

Katja Kühne "won" The Bachelor show in 2014, split up soon afterwards, already had a 7 year old son at that time from a former relationship, then tried to become a Promi-wife or Spielerfrau, fucked herself through half of Germanys B and C Prominenz, now succeeded to become Spielerfrau with retarded Sabitzer. I can totally not see the divorce and him giving her half his money coming, surely its eternal love.

oh and her parents used to run a brothel and the rumour was she worked there aswell

Niiiiiiiice.

see friends, now THIS is quality quick rundown.

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Konaté

Kek. Based retard

>halt die fresse
first time I've seen this top kek

Poor man''s danakeit essentially

now that you said that..me too. wow.

wonder what she been up to

>This picture
KC legend

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qt happy ada

instagram.fhel5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/vp/928fbb28cc48d3bb60f6063c93db5f90/5CC46BC3/t50.12441-16/58327189_793907000978095_4300726795956355564_n.mp4?_nc_ht=instagram.fhel5-1.fna.fbcdn.net
> ol's story on Instagram, uploaded 24.04.2019, 22.11 MSK.mp4

>Jochen Drees hat als Chef der DFB-Videoschiedsrichter einen Kommunikationsfehler beim umstrittenen Elfmeter für den FC Bayern München im Pokalhalbfinale in Bremen eingeräumt. Schiedsrichter Daniel Siebert und Videoassistent Robert Kampka hätten sich "im Prinzip diese Situation noch mal anschauen müssen. Und da haben beide einfach nicht auf die Art und Weise miteinander kommuniziert und geredet, wie wir das erwarten würden", sagte der frühere Bundesliga-Referee in einem SWR-Interview am Donnerstag.

>Auf der DFB-Homepage geht Drees sogar noch weiter und urteilt: "Aus schiedsrichterfachlicher Sicht halten wir die Strafstoßentscheidung für nicht korrekt."

Now they have the VAR and still keep fucking up.

How are they this fucking useless?

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wer heut nicht im funpark ist der ist ein kultur marxist

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say no to russian hackers)))

its a link gotten from zasasa.com/en/download_instagram_stories.php

i aint clickin that shit m8

ok, have no qt ada then

bayern bonus in action, live und in farbe.
„kommunikationsproblem“ mein arsch.
this is why nobody should watch this manipulated shit league. it’s literally rigged against anyone but bayern. and they have the audacity to do it out in the open and expect anyone to believe their bullshit. fuck them, and fuck buyern

Reminder that based Manuel Gräfe publicly denounced all their failings

based!

Reminds me of when Dortmund got refballed out of a cup win. Score in the last minute and the ref that is literally only there to watch the line didn't see it. It's both hilarious and sad.

It's like Dortmund always having an away game in Munich when they meet in the DFB Pokal..

>http

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anime is cancer

omg back the fuck off???

absolutely based!

youtube.com/watch?v=oLBp8mldz7c

>mfw reading the Bauernforum on TM

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gib examples

>Hab ja nicht Sie gefragt... Sie sind jetzt übrigens raus, weil Sie gehören dem DFB an...
Fuck that was based

True!

Agreed
Remember that Hummels handball pen they didn’t call against leverkusen?

Du möchtest also damit implezieren, dass man Bayern Fan wird um Titel zu feier? Junge Junge augen-zuhaltenaugen-zuhaltenaugen-zuhaltenaugen-zuhaltenaugen-zuhaltenaugen-zuhaltenaugen-zuhaltenaugen-zuhaltenaugen-zuhaltenaugen-zuhaltenaugen-zuhaltenaugen-zuhaltenaugen-zuhaltenaugen-zuhalten

at least he has a gf

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>Der DFB will sich doch jetzt ganz klar bei den Bremern einschleimen. Das war Elfer und gut is. Zum Glück hat sich Lew von dem Theater nicht beeindrucken lassen. Ab ins Finale und dann ziehen wir den Bullen die Hörner lang!
>Gebre Selassie haut Coman um und es soll kein Elfmeter sein? Warum? Weil es für Bayern war? Ich muss lachen!
>Hör auf mich vollzuquatschen. Deutscher Doublesieger 2018/2019 wird der FC Bayern München sein und das vollkommen verdient. Geh zurück in dein eigenes Board, wenn du solche Wahrheiten nicht ertragen kannst. EIN SCHUSS, EIN TOR, DIE BAYERN! DIE BAYEEEERN!
3 different people

nod worth id :DD

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i imagine having a gf would be cool in some way but then again..imagine all the overhead going into this. i would have to be available like 30 hours per week on top of my usual routine. hard work!

based bayern retards always with the victim complex.

well this was a good thread

THORSTEN

Ahem

shalln't be posting in an amerinig thread

mods = gods

Fag

>imaging not reporting an american /bundes/ thread

why do you all hate us bayern fans? honest question? what have we done to you?

simply based