/147/ - World Championship Snooker 2019 - Day Five

why was he such a cunt

Come on Judd

It's called autism

quiet please

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>"these players"

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I miss Fu

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>Bingham got banned for betting on himself winning
utterly based lad, I assume he is /ourguy/?

No, he's /ourboy/

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any twitch stream today?

bless

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Finnbro in white Suomi shirt spotted in the audience

THANK YOU BASED BING!
I swear this guy always have me on the edge of my seat.

Hope Bazza wins the title.

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>the Robertsons, O'Sullivans, Selbys
Bravo, Ken.

Robertson seething

>Marco TSU
holy kek

THANK YOU BASED BING

>Graeme Dott says "serious sleeping problems" are "ruining my career" following his agonising World Championship exit.

bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/48034886

just sleep lol i mean just close your eyes nigga

gwan un-nooh

Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people.

Cam on un-nooh, pot sam bladdy baws.

UN-NOOH NOOH NOOH

Who's the qt pooskin presenter on the BBC now?

Seema Jaswal

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Are Seema

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>vegan shirts
>climate change shirts
What will be next? My bet is on flat earth

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Globe doesn't mean sphere. It can be a circle.

w-why must she age

Nah, they obviously meant sphere

>doesn't even have a wikifeet page
dropped

>seema
>cute
Hahahaha

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UN-NOOH NOOH NOOH again

delete this, nephew.

The absolute state of UnNooh and Trump

UnNooh the guys whos missed the black for a 147 twice right?

At what stage are you going to stop watch snooker lads?

What % chink will be your tipping point?

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You just know

know what?

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Chinese commentators

That he went for the brown

infinitelooper.com/?v=5WQLBH58cDU&p=n#/728;731

when can we expect chinese qts to break onto the scene?

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>tfw we missed Blarry's birthday
o-one day we'll finish this card, I swear it

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Absolute STATE of Un-Nooh. Outragous pots and then misses sitters.

why are all the players white or asian, not very inclusive

is there a culture of systematic racism in snooker?

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basically cahill yesterday

Rory pls

not watched any of this match, is Un-Nooh actually good or is Jedd just choking and leaving easy chances?

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wonder if his white balls ever touched the brown

whens ronnie playing lads

>On 1 July 2011, respected Dutch referee Jan Verhaas stated on his Twitter page that McLeod had refused to shake the hand of female snooker referee Ivy Zhu after his victory over Robert Milkins in a qualifier for the Australian Goldfields Open. Verhaas' comment read: "Rory McLeod refused to shake female ref Ivy Zhu's hand this morning because of his muslim beliefs. You may think what you like about it...".

Fackin moozies

asians like us finns are inclusive

They've both been choking more than my gf during sex

Are you forgetting about Irish snooker player Leo Fernández?

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wat if Rory's just afraid of girls?

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when does it continue? in an hour?

Does iranian count as asian?

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15 mins

Checked

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I think it's over for Un-Nooh lads.
He had his chances but didn't take them.

100% he's at the practice table right now, but if he looks the same in the next frame I'd say so.

>top 16 player
>still needs to ask around for a sponsor like "Used Watches 4 U" or "Smith & Co. Pork Rendering Ltd."

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check'd
n t did BBC2 coverage end?

BBC2 coverage restarts at 13:10. There's snooker on the BBC Red Button channel.

Yeah it's now on red button. Back on BBC at 1 BST

okay, fug
guess I'll have to buy eurosport

How much do we need to get a /147/ logo on his waistcoat?

Highest break lads?
56 in practice for me, 42 on a shitty table in scotland in an actual game tho

32 :D

107 in arcade snooker on funkysnooker.com
d-does it count?

Based and redpilled

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Around 22 but only after a few pints.

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dont think ive been past 15

this thread and tournament is so dead now ronnie is out

Have sex

A restaurant that declared it would charge men 18% more than women for the same service will close its doors at the end of the month.

a zesty 2

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UN NOOH NOOH NOOH

kek

>nawty snooka

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WTF ARE YOU DOIN?

16

oh-nooh

*but not with your underage niece

Ann Widdecombe leaves Tories and defects to Nigel Farage's Brexit Party.

Based

Trump? More like tramp :D

Based 2x red on one shot

>not supporting literal /ourguy/ Sargon of akkad and UKIP

oh no-no-no

shadilay fellow kekistanis

stop posting irrelevant shit you irredeemable sperge

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Drumpf is oppressing minorities again
Who can impeach him

why are these Young Asian Lads unable to beat nawty snooker?

Based
Cringe

UN NOOH

are you lads fighting climate change with your diets?

Brave Asian lad won over hate

yes i'm trying to eat all the cows so that they can't ruin the climate by their farting

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I exclusively eat cow meat to reduce methane production

>pot 100 less balls
>score 300 less points
>win same number of frames
UnNooh doing least work for maximum reward

Trump is dogshit

This is why Ronnie is needed in the tournament

Looking forward to what they will come up with next. Also wonder how old is this women.

5 Vegan Foods You Can Regrow At Home To Cut Back On Waste:
Spring Onions
Potatoes
Lettuce
Basil
Celery

yes
we 5,6 million Finns will save the planet by hamstringing our economy, diet and energy needs

Any stream links lads?

based Finn

cba to battle captchas, p0l, gchq and other cancers today, have fun lads.

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based unnooh
how can you fuck up like that

Lol see ya

Not like you post in other tournaments anyways you filthy casual

based trump
how can you fuck up like that

based unnooh
how can you fuck up like that

I try to eat more vegan/vegetarian foods. However
>cafeteria at work has the shittiest vegetarian foods
>the building next door has a cafeteria with top tier vegan/vegetarian foods
>too lazy to change shoes and put on a jacket to go there during winter
>tfw can't eat healthy and climate friendly vegan diet for half the year

based trump
how can you fuck up like that

>veganism/vegetarianism
>healthy

the state of both these twinks

based unnooh
how can you fuck up like that

C U E B A L L

search snooker at youtube
sort by live

based Greek hacker

Watch out we have a climate warrior on a mission to save the planet over here's :DD
>3 billion pajeets and zhangs exist
>versus 5,5 mil Finns
>but WE have to be the climate martyrs

what happened to tvcatchup anyway

yeah dude, I don't want my african friends to freeze and polar bears to die

w e w

No need to eat healthy, even your second best football player is overweight

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FINAL FRAME DECIDERRRRR RR RR

may the best twink win

I never claimed to be vegan. I'd just prefer to eat mostly vegan stuff at work because the usual cafeteria meat dishes we have are the epitome of unhealthy foods.

Everything helps. But I'm not for laws and added taxation to meat here because of what you said. No point crippling our economy to appear better than others while having no impact on larger scale. However if I can choose between good vegan dish and a meat dish for the same price I'm going to choose the vegan one.

He's bottling it to Trump currently

he just has big bones

sure you can eat healthy but it's dumb as fuck to do it because of the climate, fucking airways company pollutes more per day than a Finnish person does probably in their lifetime

Isn't un-nooh like 40?

I never claimed you claimed it either

Fuck I really need a poo but I don't want to miss this

>half-hearted applause for every shot

getting zesty lads

34 makes him young by snooker standards and being Asian means he's young until be hits 45

Pans to random asian people and calls them "tepchays supporters"

HAHAHAHA BLUMPF

good battle atm

Cracking pot that lads tbf

>Mudd Stump

Why hasn't Trump conceded yet bros

>that red

My sides.

sometimes the naughty snooker plays you

A cheeky bo1

>both want to win vs ding playing like this
AHAHAHA

CAM ON UN NOOH
POT SAM FACKING REDS

game shot AND THE MATCH

>let Jedd come back to 9-9 only to blow him away with your own unique brand of nawty Thai snooker in the final frame
based

based chink twink

PROPA NAWTY

>"you people"

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N A W T Y

>Trump won!
>Un-Nooh!

NAWTTY DOUBLE

>brainless snooker edition

Hope Dings rape either one of them.

That's why I call him the gardener because he takes care of those plants

heem sleepy

Oooh another twist

WELL I NEVER

it's hiroshima all over again

it's not enough that Trump wins, his opponent must also suffer

LMAO, what the hell was that :-DDDD

>NOOOOOOO don't lose on a miscue

OH NOOO uh nooh

trump can still bottle it yet lads

has anyone ever just played out a frame despite losing due to miscounting or plain meming?

>literally potting the balls when you don't want to
And he still gets the snooker

wtf was that trump you lemon

>if trump loses he nukes russia

Seen it happen when they are getting thrashed, gives them time on the table to get a bit of confidence and practice

first of "these players": TRUMPED

Neil does it all the time when needing 4-5 snookers

now to watch Blarry murder some chump

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Closest and most notable example I can think of is Robidoux vs O'Sullivan where Robidoux was seething that Ronnie played with his left hand so he played on until the pink went down despite being 43 points behind youtube.com/watch?v=Vs-nUiRq_GE

>rpmmie loses to someone who doesn't even know what snooker is
>bing almost loses vs a retiree
>trump almost loses to someone who's biggest achievement is winning a meme competition
Only thing this wc that goes just as you'd expect it is mork doing horribly.

first is false, cahill was a pro because he advanced long time ago in a tournament and then losing to people with highest breaks of 40

Li Hang-ing by a thread

>Chinese guy get whitewashed with the worst ever score by Murphy
>Chinese guy gets taken apart by the Hawk
>English amateur beats one of the best ever

>Stephen Maguire gets through on a fluke
>Bing nearly loses an 8-1 lead
loving the drama this year lads

Equally 2nd worse*

>the zester only wins his match because his opponent refuses to stop playing exhibition shots for the whole match

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>doesn't object the second one
You a delivery driver?

Work better be chill today.
>Trump won
Why did you doubt him, lads? I told it's his year.

Tian Pengfei should have beat Maguire (Maguire got bags o' luck)
Zhao Xintong should have beat The Zester (didn't want it)
Thepchaiya Un-Nooh should have beat Judd Trump but got unlucky coming off the pack
Luo Honghao should have beat Shaun Murphy (Murphy should have died of a heart attack during mid-session interval)
Zhou Yuelong should beat Mark Allen today
Ding has an easy run to the final

Chinese Snooker is coming home in the next four years I can feel it

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2nd worst? Thought he did have the worst ever points score

>Chinese Snooker is coming home in the next four years I can feel it
I feel like I've been hearing this for years.

Decades at this point

Snooker is an Englishman's game and will remain so for the next 100 years at least

here it is

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>implying Carter will beat Lisowski

clear skies for The Captain, he will make Lisowski go back to Poland with the rest of his kind

Think you're overrating Kyren a bit there he's well off form, expect him to lose to Barry or Williams. Otherwise, spot on.

Lelby can't beat Gary Wilson

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I only feel like I overrated Zhou Yuelong as a meme because he's who I have in the sweeps, a less-meme version would be a Selby Ding semi-final depending on if Selby wants it or if he's past his Sel-by date. Hope Zhou plays like he did yesterday constantly

will be Lisowski Williams final heard it here first

NEED a Williams repeat

>Young Kyren not reaching the final

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Williams winning out of sheer spite for not being on the cover of snooker 19 and not having his MBE on the big list of winners poster would be very funny.

I'd cum if the final was Young Kyren vs This Young Chinese Lad

alright Dennis

Williams will win it again

every year is his year

>Ding winning against Trump
God I wish

It's more when Chinese start winning ranking tournies at a somewhat regularly pace I'll stop. At the moment we're on 20% chinks but they never get far with exception of Ding.

FUCK ME

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I never will, I simply enjoy the sport. I will say this, having gone to Uni and been in uni pool/snooker clubs, we're lucky the Chinese aren't taller.

when the shot-clock is introduced

127 in practice. Only had 1 century during a match though. Don't play many matches these days because the handicap is practically unplayable (Everyone else besides like 2 people has a 40/50 point headstart) and I'm nowhere near good enough to do amateur tournies so I'm kind of stuck just playing solo. Feels bad.

lel I once pussied out of a bet where my mate gave me a 30 point head start and I'm proper shit (I covered but refused the bet on principal), how shit are the lads in your area that they're getting 50 headstarts? They're only a moderate 20 break away from winning then, I'd fancy my chances against a lad on the tour with a headstart like that

>Wogs

>this little cunt with the afro that gets everywhere
Just fuck off.

He's also pissed because they wouldn't give him an extra pass for his kid to go see him in the dressing room and him being in the background of the promotional posters.

I thought the poster thing was a bit petty but then I saw some main advertisements that had Selby kissing the trophy which just seemed wrong
desu Williams or Ronneh should win a SPOTY but the media are too terrified of the lad banter

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They're not the best. Standards of club play have dropped significantly over the years, at least in my area. Your only real chance is going for snookers and playing majority safety play because these 20/30 break players never, ever practice for those things. All they do is line-ups and casual matches. That's fun in it's own way though, because they get proper frustrated with it. It's like if you're good at a fighting video game or something and the other person whines because you keep doing really basic stuff to beat them and they say it's "cheap" then they all get together and harass the league/club advisors to make your handicap worse. Just stops being fun at that point and the jump from that to the amateur tournaments is immense. Don't stand a chance in those.

That's a shame. I'm a shite potter and I can't control the cue ball for monkeys nuts but I consider myself to be pretty adept at getting out of snookers, I enjoy it desu, shouldn't be any handicaps at any level. If you can't play snooker you don't deserve any advantage from not being able to play snooker, better off playing pool

this segment is kino

h8 that murpho has weasled his way into the tv crew though

He's such a turd. Hate him

House of Games is a great show

>Ken

has spent so long creating this phony polished tv personality, would rather have bingham if current players are eligble , or marco fu for a wildcard

Agreed.
t. Answer Smash Expert

had a chuckle with ken suggesting two things that dont ryhme

Which table we watching first lads?

For me its both

>this is one of the biggest moments in his career
>shakes head

>kryen comes out to oasis
>he wants to be ronnie

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Think i'll start with the pistols comeback

Its a Chinese player has the best inro music episode

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LET'S GO ZHOU

Really Freed from Desire should be Stephen Maguire's walk on song, Allen can fuck off until he finds a song that rhymes with his name

It is shit

Full list of walk on music

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out of the 32 players at the tournament at least 2 are confirmed for depressed (dott,allen) and at least a few more are hiding drinking/gambling problems. is this a problem for the game of snooker? or is that the personality of the game

Martin Gould with the best song there

for me is martin gould

John Parrot had the same scoreline as Morphy

think playing snooker 5 hours a day would drive anyone to drink and depression

for me, it's
youtu.be/BHxsYZT5vUA

Brecel confirmed as the utter tool he is . Young Kyren also a bit dodgy

>not bothering to look up who Pengfei's song is by
>Ding having an REM chinese knockoff act

Anyone from Northern Ireland here? Is Mark Allen really the pride?

>its a wrestling song
>it isnt this

youtube.com/watch?v=oLoehwYshPc

I think they call him "the pride" because he weighs more than a pack of adult lions

not from norn iron but he wears green instead of orange so to me hes a fenian bastar

Checkered outfit is based

Do british snooker players have hoards of QT chinese snooker fans?

youtube.com/watch?v=ma7r2HGqwXs
>Ding's song

A hard hitting Chinese lady journalist once asked Neil during a press conference what it was like being the best looking player on the tour

this is what getting a wife and daughter does to a man

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ITS ONLY A GAME SO PUT UP A REAL GOOD FIGHT

He answered: "i don't know, i'm not Mark Selby"

>Scott Donaldson - Life in Technicolour - Coldplay

I hope he gets pumped, it's a small sample of a much better track.

youtube.com/watch?v=umLX1_TBMFo

H-Hungarybro??

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Sheffield BTFO

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GO ON MY SON

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Allen looks like a typical bar snooker boss

Shame he isn't a professional boss lmfao Zhou is fucking him up

based young upcoming chinese promising player talented

say what you want but YOU JUST KNOW mork is packing a pringles can down there

>Parrott pretending that Allen wasn't shit yesterday
At least the BASED Emperor of Snooker corrected the record

He's not unfortunately :(

top lel

They've been doing this all week. Cahill played like fucking wank yet they made out he played well. Only people to actually play decently so far are Neil Robertson and "maybe" Morphy.

Thought Gary Wilson was decent

These two ladies about to get SNOOKERED

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it is pretty annoying but I guess you don't want to be the cunt that says "Yeah you beat Ronnie O'Sullivan but he was playing shit"
Gazza was decent at escaping snookers in the pressure games but that was all that stood out to me. Zhou early this game was good and Tian Pengfei played decent until the game mattered

I bet Zhou Yuelong can't believe his luck, imagine getting to the World Snooker Championship and your opponent plays like this

is "upcoming young chinese prodigy talent" the same as "pacy ngubu"?
t. snookernoob

For context, in 2017 Zhou Yuelong, in his only other visit to the Crucible, lost 10-5 to Ding Junhui in the first round. He lost in the first round after groups in the Six-Red World Championship last year to James Wattana

Saw that chink on the left play some exhibition on youtube. Shockingly bad.

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She gave McManus a scare in the qualifiers, deservedly won the first session and the collapsed a bit in the second

quiet please

She lost to Alan "Angles" McManus in the first qualifying round this year. She was beating him 6-4 at some point iirc but Angles won 10-6
Meanwhile, the English lass lost to this handsome young Chinese up and coming talented player

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Is there a Chinese version of Chernobyl?

ZHUUUUUUUUUUU

If CueTracker is accurate here, in professional games against actual players her match record is 10-14 but in Amateurs (all the Ladies) she's 89-19

hiroshima

Stephen Hendry is so dreamy

Allen ;_;

10-9 :)

Sounds about right. Her and Evans absolutely dominate the ladies game.

They're going to find Mork in the dressing room, strung up by his neck

Allen is probably going to announce retirement after his bad form of the past months.

Smile :)

Zhou looking dapper af

Mork comeback is on

is it Mook, Mork, Maak or Mark?

He was such a cutie when younger. Now he's just handsome. I'm 20 years younger and I look a right mess compared to him.

d-djoauo uhh chinkytong

all of the above

Nah he's ugly af

You can tell Stephen can't take the BBC shill John Parrott seriously

oh hey did anyone say dreamy?

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rip my beautiful :'(

That's former world champion John Parrott to you lad

Don't be ridiculous. Have you seen how your average 50 year old man looks?

If it wasn't for him being the greatest player of all time (you're wrong ronnie-fags) they'd never have him on. He's way too blunt and honest for these shills.

Is Mark fuelled purely by rage and frothy pints?

Rip ;_;
youtube.com/watch?v=U7Z4KKsklY0

*blocks your path*

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10 000 pounds, which is about 2000 really small foamy beers in The Netherlands

Comeback unironically on

>mfw Mark will be the only one to complete the comeback and end the young talented Chinese prospect meme.

The most passive-aggressive "thank you" I've heard in a long time.

Hendry looking postmodern

I hope we get another Donaldson meltdown like we did in qualifiers. He was about ready to punch himself in the face.

>Donaldson's incel bone structure.

What does that mean?

dressed in black, turtleneck.

that was insane, loved it, Lu Ning was robbed

No one knows what it means but it's provocative.

he looks exactly how I'd imagine a Coldplay fan to look in the year 2x19

I think his 25 year younger girlfriend is trying to style him

I would guess so.

Postmodernism is the rejection of empiricism and rationality in favour of the subjective. I just wasn't sure how that applied to judging someones appearance.

Wilson looks like me fug

unluckyyyyy

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>rejection of empiricism and rationality in favour of the subjective
sounds gay

He has very obvious bong genetics. Sorry that you don't have a superior Nordic aesthetic, bro.

it's a look many postmodernists have, especially those in the art world (who are not exactly like the ones in social sciences).

>sounds gay
that's the point

huh, I don't remember a snooker level in Max Payne

Yea I get what you mean now. He needs some tiny round glasses to really get that look spot on.

>Finns
>Nordic genetics

You're not genetically superior Western Finn? My condolences.

Feeling sad, lads

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>Nordic
>superior

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GO ON WILLY GIVE DAHNALD A PROPA BEATIN

Cheer up Graeme, you did good yesterday. We know you haven't retired yet.

This is gonna be an absolute massacre

Why fren?

>Postmodernism is the rejection of empiricism and rationality in favour of the subjective.
...m8

felt like the first frame just ended and now he's 3-0 up, might win this during the other game's mid-session interval at this rate

hai /147/ frens rate megabet :DD

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Shame good ol' young Wilson is on the opposite side of the bracket as Trump. I want him to beat Trump, but not winning the tourney.

>he thinks the Bing will be beaten

>betting on a Higgins game

the only thing missing from that postmodern description is its love of deconstruction
postmodernist retards and their love of "deconstruction" of things like traditional values are the reason why everyone is so nihilistic and anti-anything, I am willing to bet world would be a better place if postmodernism had never been thought up

Looks like a receipt from a pizza restaurant

Higgins and Lisowski are going to disappoint you

>young Wilson

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>actually goes into a bookies and doesn't just bet online

0/10

ty))

m8, it's a retarded description and you're not making it any better.

lol

go ahead and describe it then and prove me wrong

>tfw no snooker referee gf to clean my balls

It's the definition of postmodernism. I'm sorry you're not educated enough to see it. Now fuck off with your politics shit. This is a snooker topic

> it's actually happening why didn't i put money on

Dott 2.0 in progress here

>it's a depressed man makes a miraculous comeback only to lose it right at the end episode
feel like I saw this one before

But will the inwvitable downfall be as soulcrushing?

I hope so

Leading 9 to 5 what a way to make a living

You brought it up. I'm not the one who posts shit like that in /147/ but I like philosophy.

First of all, postmodernism is not a unified philosophical movement. Are we talking about what usually gets mixed in together as postmodernist philosophy or postmodernism as a cultural condition?

Nah, looking into Dott's defeated eyes is the most soulcrushing thing a human can experience.

Barely getting by, it's all breaking and no missing

I wanna watch Koiren, but it's not on red button for fucks sake.

THE CHINESE ARE TAKING OVER
GOD HELP US ALL

Mork please stop I just want to write my essay

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/47310953

Yes it is

oh fuck off mark just let the lad win

you just use your cue
and hope you don't get the wobbles

Cheers man

No it's not

Mark hates the Chinese. He'll make Zhou suffer.

What's it about, m8?

Chinese Buddhism

I was just watching it on the red button on virgin media

It's enough to pot the lot
BECAUSE I WEAR THESE GAWGOOLS

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we are talking about postmodernism as a general concept, not a single facet of it. that's because you can't separate postmodernist philosophy from its despicable cultural effects

>Gooks in charge of not letting it slip

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These gooks have absolutely no tactical awareness at all.

Allenfags are as bad, if not worse, than Ronniefags

all me

quiet please

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But postmodernist philosophy (it'd help if you could refer me to philosophers since there are many who are described as postmodernist which had disagreements with each other; like I said - it's not a unified movement) hasn't much to do with what you describing.

They just wanna POT SAM FACKING BALLS m8

no nerve and no safety ability
snooker will never be chink dominated

its good to watch, unlike the dour faced fat bastards

>They just wanna POT SAM FACKING BALLS m8
What is this a reference to?

>kick
should have used some Taom

>Went to get car MOT'd earlier
>Tepchaia was winning as I left house
>Cheerily driving along with sun shining thinking /ourguy/ Un Nooh is gonna beat that cunt Drumpf
>Get to garage, check score
>Trump won
>Car failed MOT miserably
>Got caught in thunderstorm on way home
>Got home and Allen's getting battered by a gook

At least there was a silver lining at the end, lads

This one does not fuckin slip.

How do we teach these young chinese lads bottle?

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Please stop jinxing it right about now eh

please young china male, put this tubby out of its misery

Racism is NOT ok

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w-what does ding water mean user?

Bavaria?

based

ding bottled your sister, lewd

If Allen wins I'm topping myself

alalala yuelong alalala yuelong alalala yuelong long yuelong long long SING IT

The eternal Hun ay

rip

is that bingham?

Scott 'the crustacean' Donaldson

>The Vegans are sat next to the spastic

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COME ON INGERLAND SCORE SAM FARRRKIN GOALS
This has been such a bottle job tournament that nothing is suprising me

Such a tourist trap shit hole, of course the Chinese were there being irritating with cameras, shock horror

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Zhou finish him, I have to study

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Nah, that was Berlin

>Such a tourist trap shit hole, of course the Chinese were there being irritating with cameras, shock horror

Where is it?

Mark I'm gonna make you sweat, sweat till you can't sweat no more
and when you cry out, I'm gonna pot it, pot it pot it some more

study my dick

What did he mean by this?

Oh, the decorations in the ceiling had me thinking Bavaria. Pattern and everything.
You know what the deal is with them?

same my deadline is in 9 hours Zhou please hurry

No idea why they put them there, maybe it's a place to lure in tourists expecting everyone in Germany to wear Lederhosen

In China they call him 园丁 because he takes care of those plants

GWAN MARK

In China they call him Yuelong because he unnecessarily draws out matches he could've won ages ago

youtu.be/I-bnsrxsdRc

Will it happen again?

ZHOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GWAN SHART

Junhui Burgered your sister

Fucking state of this game.

HaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHIT CHINK

STATE of that attempt

FREEBALL

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Best first round ever?

Just in from work, cannot believe Mark is still in this GWAN

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FUCKED YOU CHINKY BASTARD

I'm gonna trash this 6 y/o piece of shit I swear

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the gooks have no bottle like englishmen

>my waifu in /147/
what a blessed world we live in

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MARK "THE GOOK SLAYER" ALLEN

GET SOME

youtube.com/watch?v=S06nIz4scvI

Anyone been in that garden place near the snoker table? What are they even doing there?

>I'm gonna smash this 6 y/o piece of ass I swear

Wish they had proper bottle like my man Ronnie

Martin?

> "Journey a nightmare. People are ignorant. Place stinks. Arena's rubbish, tables poor, food is horrendous. Other than that I love China"

- Mark Allen 2012

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Love how non-bullshit snooker players are. Ronnie was shitting all over the Gibraltar facilities when that was going on.

CAMMM OOON MORK
SCAR SAM FAKKIN POTS
FOR INGURLAND

G O O K S L A Y E R

Mark "If you're from Asia, I'll euthanas-ya" Allen

>Ronnie was shitting all over the Gibraltar facilities
Where else is he gonna shit

Remember Matthew Stevens?

lol

>INGURLAND
NO'RN IRELAND YOU FOOKER

Hi lads, just came home from work. Anything interesting happened today?

ding wew'd my sister?

Mark Allen comeback, 9-2 now 9-7

Graham Dott 2.0 comeback is being played right now

147 inc, user no lie

Which Eurosport commentator is heavy breathing through a blocked nose?

DON'T SAY IT

In April 2008, Allen approached a middle-aged Vietnamese man named Thanh Lam on the street and, using his pool cue, struck him in the head until he was knocked unconscious while calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit". That same day, Allen also attacked a second Vietnamese man named Hoa "Johnny" Trinh, punching him in the eye without provocation. According to court documents regarding these crimes, when Allen was arrested later that night and returned to the scene of the first assault, he stated to police officers: "You don't have to let him identify me, I'll tell you now that's the mother-fucker whose head I split open." Investigators also noted that Allen "made numerous unsolicited racial statements about 'gooks' and 'slant-eyed gooks'".

alri' lads, what times ronnie on?

top lel

Glumpf can't be stopped

>tfw no more Pontins snooker tournaments
Fuck Barry Hearn

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what happened to her?

he happened

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menopause

youtube.com/watch?v=2suzRys_7_Y
never forget

What the fuck was that lol

>hurrr snooker standards are high these days

How the fuck has Zhou managed to win 9 frames?

Thanks

he's too short, I'm telling you if Chinese players were 6'2 we'd all be fucked

Allen has been chugging pints on the dressing ro. Now he's sober and angry because his pints were taken away.

Allen looks about 4'5 though

Michael Holt i think

A chink with emotion? Yea, I'm thinking I like him

What happens if there's a touching ball on a colour? Are they allowed to play safe without hitting a red?

Tragically cliché.

My choices would be
>cheeky rumba beat hiding sinister lyrics that will pass BBC and audience ears
Everyone's Gone To The Movies
>big funky beat
Erotic City or (Not Just) Knee Deep
>slow tempo sad song
People's Parties

Sounds like he is breathing through a pair of mcdonalds straws

Come on Zhou, you fucking runt.

I love safety and snookering autism far more than rpmmies maximum hunts

Fucking state of Zhou

Zhou loses this he shouldn't be allowed back into China

As anyone should. Any jobber can build big breaks

I love Mark's stumpy little Irish midget legs more than life itself

Checked Twitter after Ronnie lost. So many shitters saying "Not gonna watch now"

Imagine watching a sport you clearly don't like.

towards the end of a match the safety battles are better than the big breaks for sure

He's going straight into a re-education camp

Definitely. A lot more intense and focused. Break building is just boring cause you expect them to clear up straight away

C-CLEAN THE BALL REF

Not any more it seems. They all seem to end after 30. Ten years ago it felt like everyone just traded centuries for fun

he's left him on here

>playing great matchplay snooker at the age of 21
*laughs*

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There's more centuries, but general snooker play really has gotten shitter. Safety and tactical play has gone down the toilet.

any stream?

Been through this lad 21 year old Stephen Hendry would be shit against the competition today, we can't all be playing Robidoux, Meo and Parrott

POT
>ON
POT
>ON
POT
>ON
POT
>ON
POT
>ON
POT
>ON
POT
>ON
POT
>ON

RIP

It's over

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Snooker at this level is like 90% bottle
Autistic young Hendry would slay

The better competition would cause him to lose his bottle as he did in the 00s

fug
maybe allen wanted to have a pint more than to win

What's going on?

lil fist pump

What time is Ronnie on lads?

Allens loud mouth cunt fans BTFO

Menopause just means you don't need to use a rubber any longer.

Fat pint man out lmao

lil Zhou has finished the mug

CAM OOOON

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PROMISING TALENTED HANDSOME YOUNG CHINA MANBOY

Finally

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>Allel

>using a rubber at that age anyway

Would he bollocks. Go and watch some Hendry matches, his break building is unparalleled. It doesn't matter how good your opponent is if they aren't even on the table. There were just as many mediocre jobbers in the 90s as there are today. 21 year old Hendry would be a top contender in modern snooker. Prime Hendry would only ever be challenged by Prime Sullivan and Sullivan would lose the mental battle. Standard of competition today is so overblown by BBC hype it's unreal. Century breaks mean nothing, and in fact that's more of a sign of poor safety/tactical play than anything.

The Firecracker is such an apt nickname for Liang

Tonight, after this tragic loss to a literal who, you'll find out why mork's called pistol.

Allen is a nice lad

>tfw I did the chink eyes at a waitress in a local chink restaurant as a kid

>It doesn’t matter how good your opponent is if they aren’t even on the table.

Donaldson looks like he eats worms

Jesus Christ guys I want to watch it

wew

Zhou has that all too familiar face of a mix between happiness and relief.
Delighted for the young lad.

Nah he’s a bit of a twat really sure he’s always on point with his post match comments but give him a day or 2 and he’ll start saying how he was racking lines and smashing pints the night before

Yuelong's been doing pretty well, but still good joke senpai

He was still reaching SF and finals right into the 00s and this was after he stopped bothering to practice properly duie to his snooker club closing down. It had fuck all to do with the competition and everything to do with his game clearly becoming shit. He was missing stuff he would never miss in his prime, and that's completely irrelevant to how good or shit your competition is. He never lost his bottle due to pressure, ever. He's the most naturally gifted player of all time and the best, this is a fact.

Fuck off cunt the most naturally gifted snooker player was Walter Lindrum stick that up ya fanny

Can you shut the fuck up? You’ve clearly never played a sport in your life if you’re this ignorant about Hendry

We all know you think Hendry is the best despite all evidence the contrary you've made that very clear, you don't have to go on about it constantly.

>Play safety shot
>leave your opponent a sniff of a pot
>the opponent misses the shot because he's shit and has been on the lines of coke
>clear up
Hendry would have lost to Zhao Xintong FACT

Please don't bait the seething Hendryboomer I don't want to read his screeching

Did Ken and Ebbo leave? So fucking quiet.

Ok, Ken's there at least.

>clear up

You mean
>makes a break of 26
>loses position
>tries to wallop a difficult red and leaves it hanging
>hendry clears up

The CHAD Koiren vs the virgin Scot

>O’Sullivan is a mental midget and wouldn for this reason lose to Hendry
>Hendry a guy who literally REEEE’d to retirement because he started losing

How do Hendry fags sleep at night?

>Donaldson vs Trump
>Battle of the Comb-forwards

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Scotty has an unbelievably pathetic chin

>he looks fairly comfortable in his chair but not at the table
lel

the only twink looking dude that is actually based is Lisowski, how can anyone compete, except Lelbys ass

This. Lisowski is gorgeous

and the difference is just a few millimetres of bone.

it's that time of day I start to listen to a drunken Russian talking about snooker while drunk on vodka

where the streams at yall gibs them to me

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kek same

Use a VPN to get UK ip and use this is you can't find anything else
bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/47310953

vpn costs money i dont have but thanks for the link anyways

Try batman streams?

cricfree.sc/watch/live/snooker-world-championship-live-streaming

wtf I thought you had muneyz, Finland

based and thanks

>cricfree.sc/watch/live/snooker-world-championship-live-streaming
these no longer work in my stupid proto-commie country.

it all got sent to greece in 2008 - 9

I'm going to walk to shop to get a 3 litre bottle of 3 hammer cider in time for the Lisowski match tonight see you based snooker anons in a bit

you can get a VPN for a month for like £5 Binland cmon, I did it in China

>got vpn
>gookmoot somehow can detect it and I can't post

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>he doesn't have a 4channel gold account

watch the stream on your PC, shitpost on your phone

>Phoneposting

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>not watching snooker on TV and phoneposting in /147/
It's objectively the comfiest way.

for the evening sesh I get comfy in bed, watch the snooker on my laptop and shitpost on my phone, top comf

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this right here is the partition setup

Well said

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well I went and bought Eurosport player because it was cheaper than VPN, got fucking bored of the drunk ruskie and unstable streams

El Capitano

Where to watch?

>The Hawk

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Wow, Barry Hawkins is so exciting to w-

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Joe Youlong

try Us Britbongs just use the BBC Sport app or the red button channel.

I'm back with alcohol, Lisowski and my shitposting frens on /147/ life cannot get better than this

What about a gf to snuggle with

>Page 7
I'm baking

>will never have a German gf

>tfw no lisowski loving /147/ snooker gf

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Steve Davis needs a pop filter

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