/hoc/
Cringe spoort
I hope Pavelski dies.
manlet problems lmao. same shit happens with chara and other big players hitting players under 5'10
Fuck the Reddit Knights
Good call
*dabs on reddit*
>it was 3-0
go knights
hope pavelski's dead, just like the sharks' chances in the playoffs
>3-0
>10:50 left
they got that right?
Shannon is fucking SEETHING that it was a 5 minute major
LELMAOOOO he really is a Vegass fan
4 (FOUR)
I will now start following shorks hockey
(its my closest team)
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The golden knights have been relegated to Yea Forums
>shorks
most laughable win of all time. at least i can say >my team was unquestionably fucked out of the second round. cope all you want ya pusy hill billys.
>muh team
oof still on your mind? still seething?
GALLANT FUCKING SEETHING
vegas 23 pim
sharks 4 pim
still goes to OT
gallant has sand in his vagina lmao
Avs in 5
>beat
>by barclay goodrow.
Just need a quick dive and sharks will be fine
seething? of course lad. mark my words, the sharks will never win a stanley cup. the refs confirmed that tonight.
eaking did nothing wrong
Reminder that the Knights had a 3-1 series lead too.
boiling
fucking based
kek I'm watching it too
reminder, canada has been eliminated, without blatant refpuck
>be vegas fan
>play dirty all series
>finally reach to hard on dirty check
>lose game
how does it feel to have couture make you his bitch all series? hitting doesnt win playoff games. strength through adversity does.
sharks got dominated all game long
>REFS HELP US LOOK AT MY BLOOD OWIE
lmao. have fun never winning a cup in the next 100 years. And thorton will retire cupless. Bitches
gallant is going to flip the fuck out. hope his wife is staying in a different hotel
>lad
vegas poster spotted. imagine being the only american flag user to repeatedly post "lad"
you are an embarrassing individual
Why are sharks so freakin cute lads?
Based on your own logic, didn't the refs confirm they would help the sharks win the Stanley Cup eventually? How many levels of mad are you on that you can't even get your snark to line up with the bigger "gotcha" line you're trying to make?
>mad
>at words
Hello r/sanjosesharks
>fall like a retard on the ice
>bleed from head
>win series based off of bullshit call
for me, i'm glad to see pavs and thornton both never win a cup
>ITT: we post teams that have never won a Stanley Cup
I'll start: the San Jose Sharks.
that paki really pissed him off
>More threads
>a great win
Can this birthday get any better?
These trips will not go unchecked
>bringing up reddit out of nowhere
okay
We still have more players playing for the cup than the golden knights.
>3-1 >3-0 >3-1 >3-0 >3-1 >3-0 >3-1 >3-0 >3-1 >3-0 >3-1 >3-0 >3-1 >3-0 >3-1 >3-0 >3-1 >3-0 >3-1 >3-0 >3-1 >3-0 >3-1 >3-0 >3-1 >3-0 >3-1 >3-0 >3-1 >3-0 >3-1 >3-0 >3-1 >3-0 >3-1 >3-0
Was offering pavelski as a sacrifice worth the series win?
We may never see pavelski walk again tbqh
Sharkies desu
Must be hard to be ""'"""""""""'fan"""""""""""""" tonight.
3 and Uh Oh
>be canada
>lose because your team sucks
>be based vegas
>lose because unarguable refpuck
shall laugh when the plane crashes on the way to denver lads
>muh players playing for american teams
Almost as pathetic as vegas cope
Golden kikes turning into literal dindu nuffins
If I were still playing I woulda tagged that midge after he dives
Who is Canada bandwagoning now?
To eliminate vegass, absolutely. Just look at how hard they're seething all over the board as a taste of what life would be like if they actually ever won something.
fucking kek
the blues
SEETHING
go avs
>"Refpuck!"
Friendly reminder that I don't care about hockey anyway when cricket is 100x better.
You have to be fucking retarded to thing that was only a minor. Eakin fucking tossed Pavelski onto his head. Clean intent to injure. Only Vegas degenerate lifelongs think it was refpuck
My jets sucked dick this year but the sharks jet won’t crash
Stay mad, I’m now on the sharks bandwagon go shorks go
I hate the NBC camera angles that zoom in on one player. Especially on deflection. You never know what the fuck is going on. Just a guy standing there then the puck flies past and they tip it
just need the canes to complete the good guy trifecta
So yes ref puck gave them the 5 minute major, but I thought PK was a thing and you shouldn't be letting up 4 goals that quickly??
That picture looks like it would fall like a bitch and crack his skull if I pushed him
caps are repeating so this was all just pointless theatrics anyway
who?
go caps
>be a one year team
>make it to SCF on FIRST YEAR
>playoffs again second year
>sharks make scf once in like 30 years
lmao
>laffs
Thank god
>pic related
>t. you
Yesss my sharks didnt choke for once
that was a typical faceoff shove/cross check. There was nothing filthy about it. The fucker looked like he forgot how to skate / flopped on the ice like a pussy resulting in a "freak accident"
Based and satanpilled
their past suffering constitutes for a repeat so I wouldn't complain too much
>59.4 Match Penalty – The Referee, at his discretion, may assess a match penalty if, in his judgment, the player attempted to or deliberately
injured his opponent by cross-checking.
>59.5 Game Misconduct Penalty - When a major penalty is assessed for cross-checking, an automatic game misconduct penalty shall be
imposed on the offending player.
Simple as
how can one shitty fanbase be so mad?
I cannot wait to see >you lose again next year
>be pavelski
>fall like a literal retarded hill billy
>break head open
wew lads
>typical faceoff shove
Yeah all those crosschecks to the head every game are getting ridiculous...
based and rulepilled
based Staley
>shorks think its only vegas fans calling them refbabies
YIKES
That was the most amusing playoff choke since pic related.
My thoughts as well even though I'm seething.
holy shit just saw the replay, pavelski went down like a wet paper bag
maybe this is why they shouldn't let soft americunts play hockey?
the refs know the rules. The refs are to be respected. The refs are based and redpilled,
non-refs fuck off
>letting in 4 goals on one powerplay
>be sharks
>be pusys
thank you based refs and gary
user no! The Oilers fans are punished enough don't send one over the edge posting this
>shitty fanbase
>2 million city population
>in the fucking desert
>top 2 NHL attendance record
Green bay level fanaticism about this team here buddy. All your "hardcore" fans left in droves when there was 10 mins left. That shit dont happen here.
Maybe this will finally be a fucking lesson to divers.
I guarantee you that "incident" was a planned play. The center pushes pavs back and the winger is supposed to cover him. The issue is that both players involved from Vegas cross-checked him. That's something that needs to be taken out.
Try and stop me.
>mfw your teams core players are mostly Canadian
everyone crying refpuck is acting like vegass literally had no penalty killers on the ice
kill the fucking penalty retards
yes its 5 minutes but its possible to not get scored on 4 times surprisingly enough
>misconstruing le Vegas massacre support with fandom
yikes
I won't actually.. Fuck Edmonton.
>lead the series 3-1
>that's three (3) chances to finish it off
>blow the first two
>no problem, you're still up by 3 with 10 minutes left
>take one (1) major penalty
FUCKIN REFS JUST GIVE SHORKS THE SERIES
sharks were playing with a vengeance
it's almost to perfect to think that gary didn't coordinate it all
vegas did it to themselves. no reason to try to take a guy out up 3-0
mad?
at a power play?
And the constant whinging from Vegas blaming the refs has started on facebook
Get over it nerds. Your team gave up 4 goals on the same PK in 4 minutes. That's embarrassing.
pretty bias video from fartsniffer on this game. didn't mention anything about the illegitimate high stick goal by vegas
SEETHING
>win after being gifted the game
how could you possibly live with yourself lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao
>Literally written in the fucking rules that Eakin's crosscheck could be called a major
>People still crying refpuck
Way to out yourself as newfags and casuals
Imagine letting in 4 goals in 5 minutes
Won it for Pavs!!!
>random article form 2018
wow search hard for that?
Well it's just a game for one.
this
nearly forgot about that high stick earlier in the game due to all the memery
>canadian teams
>can’t even get past first round losing to sunbelt teams
3-1
Jesus Christ man chill
Are you so stupid that you don't know how google works?
and imagine blaming someone else for doing so
living my best life
Most of the "fans" there are tourists from other cities.
>win a fluke game 7
>lose to the honorable colorado avalanche, who go on to win the stan lee, while your two old niggers retire in shame
bretty good imo
And fuck Hongcouver too.
>Vegass
>Shannon
Ahhhhhh yes, keep the salt flowing
BASED
>Dallas and Bruins go to Round 2
>Still finds something to seethe about because his precious Gary Knights got manhandled
Never gets old
>using google
are you so stupid you give your personal info out to kikes?
happy birthday
Couldn’t even imagine
>passed out during the 1st period
HOOOLY FUCK, THESE FUCKING PLAYOFFS, MAN
This is meme-central
>sorting by percentage
>implying I give a fuck about the sharts
This is like watching two faggots argue over who sucks the most dick.
>implying shannon, or any of the other unbiased observers are wrong
this place is truly grim
HAPPY BIRTHDAY /HOC/ BRO
THIS YEAR WILL BE YOUR YEAR
pavelski won't be sucking anything for quite some time
I swear I will eat your thicc fucking ass if you dont shutup you chink eyed poof
>could
yes it could and we saw that, good job retard. It shouldn't have been called that though. The ref made the wrong call
based and alcoholicpilled
did the same here but in the second
>unbiased observers
>Shananananon
Gotta be more subtle than that
*shifts goal posts*
N n no you
Implying he won't be back for game 1 against the Avs wearing another layer of protection on his head gear.
too drunk for this negativity. finna have some fun watching that Arctic flik
>and other lies you tell yourself
>Yeah it was a major but it shouldn't have been a major
You are absolutely, positively seething, my dude
Watch hockey for 3 more years, then your opinion will matter
it's just bants
maybe if the goalposts were shifted you would have won :)
is there any more embarrassing franchise in the history of sports?
>rags
>lifelongs finally have a call go against them
>can't handle it and completely melt down
sorry cucks, but 500 million is only good enough for one season of the gary treatment. the other 6 games of this series was just a bonus. shouldn't have blown your one chance against the craps :^)
So glad San Jose could find a way to choke in the second round.
The Knicks
>Was going to put on my Vegas jersey because I still thought they would win
>Vegas up 3 nothing DESERVED to win the game
This is the most Shannon SEETHE I've ever fucking seen and I love it, holy fuck
Lads absolutely BOILING
>Draw blood
>"M-muh refpuck"
Golden blights
>being upset you lost in a game 7 ot
Yah, imagine that
>we're a great team, we have....
>awkward pause
>it's fucking unbelievable
>turns away from the camera to wipe tears away
please, lads, be kind to marshy. he may just end his life tonight
Saying it could be called doesnt mean that it was the right call. the ref made a split decision and it was wrong.
>seething
not hardly, my team won today.
shannon seething about the shorks pulling off the upset really makes me warm and tingly inside
Bleeding isn't a penalty, user. Players bleed all the time in this game. They bleed when they get hit in the face with a puck or a follow through on a shot/pass. They bleed when they get sucker punched while the ref's not looking. Crysby bleeds out of his vagina.
t. cody eakin
>Blots
he deserves better
Match Penalty – The Referee, at his discretion, may assess a match
penalty if, in his judgment, the player attempted to or deliberately
injured his opponent by cross-checking.
59.5 Game Misconduct Penalty - When a major penalty is assessed for
cross-checking, an automatic game misconduct penalty shall be
imposed on the offending player.
We poolumbus fans now
for me, the ref made a split decision and it was right
A salty leaf appears
B-b-b-b-but... Talbot is a generational talent! EA SPORTS SAID SO!!!!!!!
Washington Nationals
imagine thinking you have a chance after being absolutely refpucked to the next round.
So what you're saying is the ref gifted them the game?
if the craps blow it will this be the most meme worthy r1 in decades?
You should be sexually assaulted for saying that.
knights are worse than reddit. they're /shannon/
Yeah I mean look at every other team killing islanders pp’s
Sharks will make it to the finals and get swept
whatever helps you cope retard
I remember someone on hear saying he panders to vegas followers cause he knows there is a lot and I thought it was bullshit but he really is. Top fucking kek
shall torrent the game and post about it like it's live
>in his judgment
and his judgment was wrong. Jesus dude refs are not infallible
> the player attempted to or deliberately
injured his opponent by cross-checking.
was in no way intentional
>imagine crosschecking someone over into your teammate and they push him down so the played hits the ice head first cracking their skull open bleeding all over the ice
>imagine crying about being given a major penalty for that
>imagine giving up 4 (FOUR) goals in 4 (FOUR) minutes in the resulting penalty kill
>imagine blaming the refs for losing the game
For me it’s being up 3-0 in a game seven and cross checking my opponent leading to my teams eventual elimination in overtime
did we ever get a >laffs elimination day collage?
based
I'm not blaming the refs, I blame eakin, fleury, and all the vegas knights penalty killers, as well as pavelski for going down like a wet noodle.
nhl refs are shit. >shorks fans are shit. vegass pk is shit. >my team is shit and not even playing. >laffs.
LEAFS UNEQUIVOCALLY, IRREPARABLY, ETERNALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
for me, it's blowing a 3-1 series lead.
i hope its by a qt with big tiddies
just imagine if the ref didnt call that though
would have been fun to watch the sharks suicide bomb knights players into comas
i simply cannot imagine being such a casual hillbilly lifelong "fan"
I wish they didn't take as much time to make, but they do.
that was me, a vegas fan.
he's not pandering this time though m8, that was a bullshit call.
im a timberwolves fan so yes
Its funny sharks fans cant wrap their heads around what a high stick goal looks like. But are experts in what a major should be
all good. take your time.
>the most dangerous lead
When memes become reality
not only am i a knights fan, but i'm a jazz fan
>tfw kms
fuck you maybe we shouldn't have lost every fucking ounce of momentum and given up 4 fucking goals in a row and then a fucking easy as fuck ot goal
You are appreciated
*Jumbo Joe
i hope i made it in the collage again
>he's still going
*copes*
>/hoc/ thinks I will go away now that >we've lost
>shitposting is literally the only thing that makes me feel better
Sorry faggots guess you're stuck with me
based first year watching hockey lad
knights injuring pavelski reminded me of when the 2011 canucks knocked out horton. those plays gave all the momentum to the other team
hey its not that bad, maybe Kemba thinks hes got his best chance at competing if he signs with you. mitchell goby and ingles are admirable men
thats enough floorsqueak sorry folks
>3-1
that's nice of you lad. thanks. i'll also let the floorsqueak too.
>3-0
Why would I care about that?
the absolute desert shanty of spic vegas
I know English is hard and you’re new to hockey but the words “attempted” and “discretion” are the fucking reasoning here. Eakins clearly cross checks. the ref in his discretion perceived at least the attempt to cause injury. Meaning an automatic major and misconduct. Good call
>anime
>3-1
>3-0
you aren't allowed to murder the other teams captain
also
>what is penalty killing
seething
sorry, >1967
better?
>you aren't allowed to do this thing you just did
>but you did it anyway
Ask me if I give a fuck
>not something the knights do apparently
based collage user
real pookcific hours
>laffs
absolutely boiling knowing your luck has run out, and your cupless old niggers thornton and pavsmellski are going to retire without ever winning the show
You clearly cant or didn't read my post
I'M FED UP PIEWWE
jesus this playoffs is a complete shitshow
rph is dead
How about a cheeky edt lad
>mad
>at anime
At least they have a better chance than Vegas
Char would never do something that fucking stupid though.
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
shark's are choking again, aren't they?
are pee aitch
the only good weeb is a dead weeb
rph btw. vegass stains not welcome.
>eastern european internet
Very astute observation
A team that is in the playoffs has a better chance than a team that is not
I’m not even a sharks fan lmao good cope though
>not using the gif
bet you 1000000000 doll hairs the sharks win
Real Pacifc Hours, lads
Fuck Vegas, they aren't invited
t. fan of whichever team has a finn on it at any given time
just try and get rid of me lad
Yes. You are not in the playoffs. Which is hilarious, considering their lead and their seething right now
>only one of these teams is in the playoffs
>i-i-im not a f-fan
eat shit hill billy
says the country that has never won a stan lee bowl :DDDD
REEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSS
HE WONT LEAVE, MAKE HIM LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TOR - still can't get passed the first round
EDM - still can't make the ploffs
PIT - lol swept first round
LAK - too old and shit
ANA - too old and shit
I live in the northeast but sure keep coping if you’d like
>shows up anyway
Watching the knights fanbase meltdown after the loss has been fascinating.
How can we get Gary to kick Vegas out of the pacific to keep the Yotes?
friendly reminder that vegas is still based and you all suck haha :P
good post
that team that hasn't made the playoffs in 100 fucking years? sounds like a canadian dream team
True, but at least I'm not seething about my mediocre team choking like irrelevant shits they are and always will be
nice cope 1993 nigger
no that won't happen until the wjc lol
You can only reply to this if your team is still in the playoffs
SHARKS CAN ONLY WIN WITH REFPUCK
now that vegas is out I will be cheering for these guys.
metro is winning the cup again anyway so so the fuck what
What did I just say, desert rat?
You best delete this before I come down there and smack you across the face
Not like it matters now but that major should have gone to Stastny.
Lifelong sharker here AMA
I can almost see the tears in your posts
How does it feel that most people got the bracket right by Vegas choking? No one believes in your team
hey senpai
stars, avs, and blues are all based imo
if the sharks won legitimately, i'd be okay with them too.
we all know the caps are going to repeat, and it will be glorious.
happy rakeday
Absolute state of golden kikes pk
Lads just rewatching the third period, shits so good.
Remember when lifelongs though Vegas were good, because they didn't watch enough hockey to know it was just the West that fucking sucked?
>finland
oh no no no no no no no no no no no
based bandwagon swedenigger changing their team depending on which one of their mongols is playing better at the time.
Bruins 2bh
>canada
opinion of any and all things hockey disregarded lmao.
Based
Mia will be so happy
those were dark times, fren
Remember when lifelongs thought Vegas were good, because they didn't watch enough hockey to know it was just the West that fucking sucked?
cringe post and flag
This. Because you know, if there is one country that doesn't know anything about hockey it is Canada....
I'll give it to you finland at least you can bantz but vegas knights are based and redpilled and would have went all the way again if it hadn't been for ded haula
>shorks v pooins for the lee, just like i asked.
thank you based garry.
This has literally been the worst playoffs of my history as a vegas knights fan.
Absolutely based burger.
remember the entire nation of canada being knocked out in the first round WITHOUT unclear refpuck?
which year?
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
their delusion knows no limit.
and the average burger also knows football and baseball (they don't)
Ted is going to sweep Bombston and Laffs Nation will be fuming because they were so convinced they were getting a free pass to the conference final
can the canes complete the perfect first round tomorrow by winning?
It's gonna be broons/bloos tho
>remember the entire nation of canada being knocked out in the first round
no? has there ever been a single stanley cup final without a single Canadian?
No idea what refpuck has to do with anything though.
>says the fangay of a team not in playoffs
those knights players are seething kek
"no"
no cuz boston won
I want that to happen but at the same time I don't because I don't want to get into a drunken fist fight with my father
canada has literally never won the stanley cup
think about it logically
I’m under the impression that vegas sucks dick, lads
>sharks needed 15 minutes of powerplay time in order to compete
True, and they don't know hockey either sadly.
dont cheat and try to murder the other teams captain lmao
Imagine being mad about losing in overtime in game 7, lol what a bunch of losers.
>tf
>tp
please name one canadian nhl team still alive in the playoffs
Maybe don't be so murderable?
Just the 5 really
who else /classicsoulballads/ here?
barry white is something else
you're the one who sucks dicks m8
(cause you're a gay man)
Oh hey /hoc/
yeah big lolz
If the sharks don't go on to win the cup did pavelski die for nothing?
the captain that fell to the ground on his own accord and blew his head wide open?
You said the entire nation of Canada. This would imply that the teams left are not majority Canadian. Why are you moving goalposts. You do know the physical location of a team has nothing to do with nationality right? For example nobody on the Vegas team is actually Mexican.
Oh hey tripfag
You must be 18 to post here. Maybe try Reddit
cope. the entire nation of canadian hockey teams are absolute trash
its true. I wonder how the BLOTS feel, now THAT is an UPSET. game 7 means it was back and forth. And this game was really insane and close.
t. vegas
based
watch the replay again
>eakin cross checks him off balance
>stastny comes in and slams him head first into the ice
please stop posting, I'm trying to go to bed
>Crosscheck causes him to fall in Stasny
>Fall causes bleeding
>Thus crosscheck directly caused injury and a 5 minute could be called on it
Simple as that, dipshit
Goodbye golden chimps cya
*tucks you in, reads you a story, and plants a kiss on your forehead*
night
Well I am excited to watch Canadian Hockey Legend Matt "douchey" Duchene win one for da lumbus. But I am sure there are lots of Vegas natives for you to cheer on!
based contrarian retards
Canadian teams make up roughly 23% of the league, and when you account for expansion teams, they were probably closer to 25% of teams over the last 26 years.
Over 26 seasons we would expect in a perfectly balanced league for the Canadian teams to have won ~6 Cups.
Instead they have won.... 0
basic binomial probability of 0 successes in 26 attempts with a 23% chance is like 0.11%
this
need tips to stop hiccuping
>contrarian retards
It's literally written in the rules you fucking mongoloid
Watch more than a half season of hockey before vomiting your shitty opinions all over the internet and making an ass out of yourself
woah. I totally thought it was a contactless injury until I saw that. This changes everything. Surely he had the puck when the charging crosscheck was initiated though right?
Thanks Vegas.
>1993
imagine being (you)
so lifelongs, now that we are out, who are we rooting for?
for me it's the blues, canada's team through and through
if we were playing beer league i would be stastny and you would be pavelski tbqh
hold breath for 1 minute.
hang yourself from a noose
should do the trick
so you would lose?
sure sounds like a seething sharks fan coping desu pusy
>contrarian
my only gripe with the call is that it should have been given to stastny instead of eakin.
alone, the crosscheck wasnt that bad. the dangerous play was stastny coming through and slamming a helpless player head first into the ice, when he doesnt have the puck.
Well when was the last time the Golden Knights won a Stan Lee?
for me its the STARS
why did he go down so easy? I still don't get it
>vegass in charge of damage control
it's kind of sad desu. they clearly haven't adapted well to /hoc/
Why would I need to cope? >We won and your precious Rusty Peons let in 4 (four) goals on 1 (one) major penalty
What is a PK? Guess I can't ask Vegass.
attempting
not attempting
BOO!
last year in my head canon
>c*nada eliminated round 1
>blots swept
>pongs swept
>reddit knights choke 3-0 in game 7
>stars to round 2
>teds to round 2 (thanks based jarmo)
KINO
imagine trying to talk to a second year team when literally none of your country's teams have won a cup in 26 years.
based
>literally the same advice
underrated post
fuck i made it a whole minute holding my breath and as soon as I exhaled I hicupped
goddamn i hate hiccups so fucking much reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh, and 'canes taking caps to game 7
because your team got a free win lad. enjoy it now, because it's the closest pavs and joe will ever get to the cup again.
but canes will lose and caps will repeat and all this will be for fucking naught
holding your breath for a minute is much easier than I thought btw
It comes down to a lot more than that. Canadian management isn't obligated to assemble WINNING teams because Canadians will sell out the arena even if the team is dogshit. This is true of a few American teams, too.
>free win
Lmao cope more.
>only 1 game tomorrow
GARY!!
they're upset because the refs called a penalty
they should be upset for giving up 4 goals in a 5 minute power play
t. his country's teams have no possible wins in the second round
>people are mad about the penalty
well maybe you shouldnt have let it four goals lmfao
>Refs make a call that is 100% within the rules
>Free win
The refs also just threw the puck into the net 4 consecutive times too, right?
Oh wait
That was Vegas choking harder than the Sharks
>s because Canadians will sell out the arena even if the team is dogshit*
*Except Ottawa who cant even sell out playoff games.
What do you call the opposite of shorking?
Anyone got video of the vgk coach post game ? Wanna see what he had to say.
that's rough lad. works for me every time. try 1:30
Ascending
maybe you should have won some more fairly called games lmao
shant be giving any (You)s to that one guy, but we can all see his posts
retard, consider yourself lucky I even gave this post a (you)
I only get hiccups when I'm drunk which is the most irritating time to get hem.
Forgetting about them is the best recourse but i can't think of anything to distract me from my hiccups.
finna watch something funny on youtube I guess
My Country's team is wherever Canadian hockey legend, Matt Duchene goes silly. If you mean the national team, they will probably get like 2nd or 3rd this year.
The Canada hasn’t won a cup in 26 years posting has to be the biggest cringe. If teams couldn’t only sign home grown talents there would exactly one semi competitive team in America
Heck yes brother
>it wasn't a 5 minute major
but it was, sweaties
friendly reminder that all fans of eliminated teams MUST relocate to Yea Forums
that's what makes it so fun. welcome to shitposting.
Or if there was no salary cap, only a few American teams would be viable.
I think the performance of the national team says a lot more.
>play hockey after having your jaw shattered
Deserved it desu
thats a nice ass angle
based jon telling it like it is
soiboys need not reply
based and redpilled marchy
damn there's fucking blood leaking out of his helmet
>why americans should stick to baseball
F
>no salary cap
implying literally any canadian would rather play in the frozen tundra wasteland than anywhere in california, ny, florida, vegas, colorado, etc.
thanks for your support in my dire times. This didn't work but it inspired me to watche some jumpscares in hopes of them solving my probem
lmaoing @ all these seething deserttards
Kino playoffs.
Basically Toronto Montreal Chicago and the >rags would be power houses
I was rooting for Vegas all the way last year, but that was a classless series from them. Calls went both ways, Vegas got robbed, sharks got robbed. That was a dirty and unnecessary hit, no question about it. Sharks know a thing or two about choking, but not like that. What a game. Horkey.
sounds like a lil bitch seething imho
How about Vegas actually had a Penalty Kill when they needed it?
No?
You are just going to bitch about the refs after the fact?
Ok, but this is why any self respecting hockey fan hates you.
Well when Toronto can pay you like twice as much. Yes.Some players even like playing in front of fans, most players already have their families in Canada.
reminder that wysh is also a /lifelong/ bandwagoner
hey m9 it's not like your team is in the playoffs anymore either, if they ever were mr. rude dude
how's your team doing m8?
boiling
I will download Grindr and suck a dick for the first time if the canes beat the craps tomorrow. That would be so kino.
still hiccuping
>Vegass
Hope he dies desu
seething paki
If you had taken my advice you wouldn't be
The Cap being instituted was 900000% Charlie Jacobs' fault.
Because that fucking thieving Jew wouldn't pay out for Bruins players for decades because he was a cheap piece of fucking garbage. But he also hated getting fucking flak for it because he's a spineless fucking coward douchebag.
So he was the original owner that made the biggest push for it. Ironically, ever since it got instituted, Jacobs usually spends near the cap. That way he can silence his critics about never spending while never actually having to burn his pocket.
God I hate the fucking Jewcobs family with a passion. They've swindled charity foundations, committed blatant financial violations, been burned for their sub-par Garden standings for forever (and only recently started improving it). There are few owners more scummy than the Jewcobs.
Hope YOU die desu
mad
at a living human being?
He will never play hockey again
word but you instead
STAY OWNED MEME KNIGHTS
STAY OWNED MEME KNIGHTS
STAY OWNED MEME KNIGHTS
STAY OWNED MEME KNIGHTS
STAY OWNED MEME KNIGHTS
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm not the one who can't stop hiccuping
the more you think about them the more they persist
need to erase the concept of hiccuping from my mind
based
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
seriously please stop posting, I'm trying to sleep
Shorks desu
cringe
>fall on your head like a bitch
here's your free 5 minute powerplay lads
based sharks
>be ref
>see penulty
>see blood
>call five minutes
>can't overturn the call after it's made
>fans seethe about it because vegas has never been refpucked
I do like that the Knights still blame the blown call and not their PK for literally letting 4 shots go in within a 5 minute span.
>3-1
>Lost in all the Pavelski stuff is the fact that, for the second time in this series, the on-ice officials did not call a penalty during play only to figure one out later, both times penalizing Vegas.
>Here's the play. No arm up by either ref, and especially the one staring at the play the entire time.
but this is literally wrong and I 99% blame the knights pk?
Mandalay Bay aint got shit on this atrocity that Vegas experienced tonight.
This will rock the NHL world for years and if the sharks win the cup it will be tainted forever.
SUCK
THE
DICK
>if the sharks win the cup
stopped reading right there
It doesn't take a rocket scientist though. There is a guy dead on the ice ice miles away from the puck. That is a 5 minute no matter what.
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Get paddocked faggot
don't you me without saying anything mother fucker
yep, because he fell on his own head.
how's that hockey knowledge working for you in canada, the land of 26 years of losing in a row?
sharkies have reddit in a true fit
What if the fool just can't skate and ends up falling on his head?
You're not the only knigger, dummy
This isn't the first time a blown call ruined someone's series, just look at the 1999 or 2004 SCF
was literally gonna post my hiccups just went away but then they started up again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey bros, just logged in.
Can I get a quick status update on THE Toronto Maple Leafs? They won right?
honestly scoring 4 goals in 5 minutes is the most kino moment we'll get all year.
what are these faggots complaining about?
>An emotional Joe Thornton when asked if he knew at any point that Pavelski was OK: “Well, he wasn’t OK. There’s blood on the ice...he wasn’t OK.”
can't wait to see him emotional after getting blown the fuck out for the 27th year in a row either
>yep, because he fell on his own head.
that tends to happen sometimes when you are hit with a violent charging crosscheck right after a faceoff.
>how's that hockey knowledge working for you in canada, the land of 26 years of losing in a row?
Pretty good considering we have the most Olympic Gold Medals, WJCs, World Championships, World Cups and Conn Smythes in that period
Well it was my team that gave up 4 goals so I'm naturally a little upset.
Showers fans are having trouble coping with their first first round exit
hiccups just vanished : )
fucking bandwagoners.
vegas was fucking shook after that.
just like when ovie knocked out that 18 year old the caps got shook.
92279017
incredibly weak bait
please kill yourself hongcouver
LMAO Cope ya perennial losers
Yeah lad. We blew em out. Fuckin swept em. We're moving on, we might win the cup this year. Can't wait man, been so long since I've got to experience anything but the first round! My dad had tears of joy in his eyes when we banged in the empty netter. Such a good memory for me now, bro!
Love this team dude!
happy for you lad
glad you didn't have to neck yourself
thanks. was almost considering it
Why are you still awake?
I mean they at least saw contact away from the puck. realistically if pavelski legit just lost balance he would also brace himself.
>vegas was fucking shook after that.
I do gotta give them some credit for managing to score again under that pressure to force OT
The irony from desert rats not understanding the hypocrisy of bitching about refpuck is hilarious
kekekek
Real pacific hours, innit?
user, I dont know how to tell you this. But you have been in a Coma for 26 years.
>m-muh head injury, that was caused directly due to my own stupid bad fall
go avs!
the next round is gonna be weird as fuck.
I still haven't figured out if this is worse than being blown the fuck out by the capitals last year.
Hockey fucking sucks.
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>Hockey fucking sucks.
yep. time to stop watching.
Why couldn't I have been born finnish?
:(
Good. The relocation can not happen soon enough. Last year I would have said it would be to Seattle. But where does everyone think The Knights will end up? Houston?
Not today, 2020 is literally /ouryear/.
Oh those poor Reddit Knights fans :( :( :( woe is them :((((((
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>yotes are still in ari-fucking-zona
don't think the knights are going anywhere
unluko
Does Sean Raptors post?
honestly fuck Garry. Why did he do these dumbass expansions when there are teams in dire need of relocation?
It's ok to cry bro, it's 2019, there's nothing wrong with being honest with your emotions.
>literally every game 105+% attendance
w-where are they gonna get relocated?
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The games today make Tampa getting swept even funnier, fuck those faggots
>muh fancy new toy
Let's see where they are in 5 years
>laffs lost
True. I will give it a solid 2 or three years of not making the playoffs before they drop below Arizona numbers. The tokenism of a new team has not worn off. Atlanta probably sold out both their inaugural seasons.
Damn, Reddit Knights in a FRENZY tonight
manon
Meant for
Shouldn't have been a major penalty, but that doesn't excuse the historic pants shitting the Knights did during those 5 minutes.
I don't know but I'm glad my shithole city has a team playing the only fucking sport that matters even if we just lost in ot to the fucking sharks and if that pissed anyone off I don't give a fuck.
Shall be laffing eternally at the Golden Showers
It was a good day
>4 pts in 5 minute.
sorry lads, even if that were true, the tourists for the other teams would fill up the bowl. pusys
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Thanks for the cash desert rat
>tfw gary works you into a seethe
I'd rather you got the yotes than an expansion, though Id rather you guys never got a team. Sorry, I am happy you are getting an NFL team, but Uncle Gary's war against Canada has gotten ridiculous and I fucking hate the sunbelt. I watched the Jets series there last year as well and fans were insufferable.
>blots
Implying any other fan but me matters
>laffs
new lads
bread
Just drive down to Cali faggot. Like even if Vancouver got an MLB team I would never stop being loyal to muhhh Mariners.
>Just drive down to Cali faggot
Would rather fucking not
hard shant
also the other thread was first
Gonna be a yikes from me repetitive golden showers bandwaggoner.
>*Let's up 3 goals in 2:30*
>It's embarrassing
>Game Misconduct Penalty - When a major penalty is imposed under his rile for a foul resulting in an injury to the face or head of an opponent, a game misconduct shall be imposed.
Fucking dumb cunts
vegas if you were better in the regular season this would have never have happened to you.
home arena still means something in the nhl
Why are these seething desert fags so salty
>Nigger checks him
>Nigger beside him power drives his skull directly into the ice
They should have gotten 2 majors called desu, it was a coordinated attack by a team that had already clinched the game
Then again Vegas is a fuckin sin bin in itself and these subhumans you hired probably just wanted to send a message
>Rush someone and deck them with a fully horizontal, extended stick into his neck and chest
>Hurrrr he fell on his own, my teammate definitely didn’t spike him into the ice immediately after
You didn't get the memo? It is spelled Veg4-5 from now on.
LMAO HOLY SHIT has one team ever been so REKT!?
The sharks have passed the choke torch to the Knights! hahahahahaha
>contrarian
>false consensus building
where have I seen these (((tactics))) before
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