/nba/ General - Oh damn edition

Raptors vs. Sixers is the ultimate boomer vs. zoomer matchup. You've got gasol against embiid and kawhi against simmons. If you aren't rooting for the boomers you are a redditor and a dirty commie who should unironically an hero.

/SNAKES/
GO BACK IN THE ARCHIVES, I SAID MY SNAKES WOULD GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP

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Based and snakes pilled

If these Philly thugs try to get violent with my Rapties they got another thing coming.

I feel sorry for you. If I was this retarded I’d do the right thing and an hero.

threadly reminder

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>Does anyone actually take the Bucks seriously?
not really because their record is inflated just like Toronto. 16 games vs NY, CLE, CHI, and ATL. Thats 16-0 maybe 15-1 or 14-2 so they basically get off-nights for 20% of their schedule.

very tame 4 injections

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*yawn*

2nd round cant come soon enough. can't stand watching these irrelevant teams

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The Bucks were 28-13 vs winning teams
The Celtics were 17-25 vs winning teams.
The Bucks swept the rockets and nuggets.
They won in Golden state.
They won 45 games by double digits. Every other team in history that did this won the title
They have the MVP
They have the coach of the year.
They swept the 1st round with 95 points more than their opponent.

You are retarded at this point if you don’t believe in them.

bro all the fights have been started by nets lol

Give your congratulations to the Philadelphia 76ers for advancing to the ECSF where they'll defeat the Toronto Whos

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Blazers Thunder thread here or should I start one?

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>They swept the 1st round with 95 points more than their opponent.
Against the Pistons without Blake playing
Bucksfags are absolutely delusional if they think they can stop Kyrie

dont nobody give a fuck about a 76ers. stepping stone ass team

if only vince carter never missed that game winner. kawhi our savoir, is gonna redeem us boys

you spelled Raptors with a 7 and a 6 for some reason

>Completely ignores that the lelticts were 17-25 against winning teams while the bucks were 28-13
SEETHING

The Pistons would have beat the Pacers in a 7 game series. Once Blake came back they would have swept the Bogdanovich led pacers.

>Muh Regular season

bucks about to get exposed by a real playoff team. bucks are reg season frauds don't believe the hype

Any fights happen as the Snakes/Nests closed?

/snakes/ own you. Show respect to your owners.

YOOOO AHAHAHHAHAAA

a net chimped out after Jonah Bolden blocked him

There is a better than not chance that the Bucks sweep the Celtics. The Raptors are the only team in the east with a punchers chance thanks to Spicy P.

>Unironically claiming that there's a 51% or greater chance that the Bucks win 4 straight
Never in NBA history has those odds existed

After all that drama, that's it? Sad.

Also I was promised Pachulia would take out Antetokounmpo, what the fuck Casey you prideless pussy

we gonna need one porty bro

Give them a Western conference scheduled and they would still be really good but they win 10 fewer and finish winning 50 games, middle of the playoff pack out here.
Don't pretend like the east even compares with the west, the 5-8 seeds in the east are pure shit.

>You are retarded at this point if you don’t believe in them.
HAHAHAHA what? This is the first time you've been past the first round THIS CENTURY. You just beat a shit team in the first round and talking shit?
18+ kid

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Kawhi and gasol make bust simmons and embitch look like high school kids every time they play, you're delusional to think adding a team cancer and literal who "all star" is going to make up for the ass fucking simmons and embiid will be taking.

>mfw the nests got fatality'd on mortal kombat day

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What is hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love.

>snakes is actually catching on
nice

I'll join you

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Are Memeiorniggers ever NOT unnecessarily speaking ill about something? Poverty fanbase.

The mental gymnastics people do to hate on the Bucks is hilarious. If the had a similar year we’d all be sucking them off right now.

Everything we’ve seen this year points to the Bucks as odds on favorites right now over the warriors.

Just don't get refballed like last time. Please.

>nets owning real estate in yo head

meanwhile I wish I could own real estate in nyc

Why does this faggot keep saying paul george is hot? Gay much?

Bucks steamrolling the inferior team > Celtshits struggling in a competitive sweep against Oladipo-less Pacers

Why does everyone forget that the Celtics beat the Bucs last year without Kyrie, Smart, or Hayward?

because they got dumpster'd by LeBron and everyone decided to forget about last year afterward

Is &^ers, dare i venture, officially retired? Thanks a lot phoneposting shits

Semi Ojeleye and Yabu (I don't even know if these two are the same person or not) will be the giannis stoppers, celtics sweep the greek fraud in 6.

because the bucks didn't have a coach and didn't harness the power of memechucking. Even then the celtics still couldn't stop giannis and needed disgusting refball to win in 7

Who wins 1 on 1 Giannis vs Mj. I’ll take Giannis.

Low tier trolling for a team that almost got swept by the nets.

I agree that the raps have the edge on that match up, (just look at their comparable overall sp. ratings) but “stepping stone”? No honey. snakes are lookn legit.

nah mate, &^ers during regular season, snakes during ploffs because that's when the logo changes

>ancient history

>mfw all these little faggot lady boys didn't think the celtics were gonna completely style all over the indiana shitters

how mad are you retards at this very moment? i guarantee your little "team" didn't DOMINATE their way to a clean ass 4-0 sweep so i know you're violently shitting your diapers like a bitch LMAO.

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>the sixers actually swept the nets in 5
I thought that was just a meme

sometimes I think it's a blessing that you zoomers have no idea how psychopatic of a competitor MJ was

I'd take fucking prime Rodman over Giannis any day of the week, or any of the (((stars))) from the spaced out era

MJ would fistfight the shit out of Giannis. The shit MJ would say to Giannis would get him t'd up in today's soft ass league

Jazz will make history with the first victory from a 0-3 deficit

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Based

/wizards/

that is all

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>celticsniggers on full on damage control
calm down you little faggots, Kyrie is shit and everyone knows it and the Bucks are going to crush the celtics. can't wait to see you fucks piss your pants with Giannis bends Kyrie over on the court and rapes his ass. quit shitting up the thread

i remember you from yesterday faggot, you better eat those fucking words when the second round is over

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GET READY FOR ROUND 2, BOYS

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Giannis would murder the shit out mj in a fight. Kid used rob tourist so hist family could eat

>crumble
the celtics certainly will

Post yfw Houston goes 0-127 from 3 starting in the 4th quarter of game 4 to get reverse swept

should I cop a PHILA UNITE shirt/cap now lads?

> unironically this

It’s not fair to put a guard up against a 7 footer with handles.

>T. completely unbiased user

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Let’s all take a moment to appreciate how /nba/ was wrong AGAIN about the Marc Gasol trade. He locked Vucevic the fuck up and denied him from getting a max contract this summer.

That’s fucking hilarious.

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Uhhhh guys? Are we sure he's only a 14-15 year vet that reminds us it's a marathon, not a sprint?

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Good god he’s good luck.

he knows all the deep secret shit, he knows where leonard, irving and butler will be in october, he knows what brand of peds giannis takes

was also a piston tho

If any of those 4 teams wins the ship he gets a ring, right?

Is he playing 3D Uno?

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Giannis posts up MJ every possesion and blocks half his shots.

No... he's going to expose all of my rapties secret plays

nobody's perfect

Fuck now they know Giannis is going to drive the paint and then kick it out to a shooter. We’re fucked.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jox6ggZpxnI
a lot of these were shit tier looks early in the shotclock what was dantoni even doing?

HANG THE BANNER RIGHT NOW MASAI

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People call Bud a great coach when this is the only plan he needs.

The playoffs this year has exposed a bunch of frauds

>Vucevic
>D Lo
>Westbrook
>Paul George
>Draymond
>Andre Drummond

Dont forget Dwayne Casey the ultimate fraud. He has more of a chance to get swept than win a series

Who on the Warriors could contain Giannis?

So I keep seeing posts about how the Rapties bench was not good against >tragic. A) Is that true? B) How bad? Will it have a factor in the Raptor-Snake series? (because the snakes bench is atrocious besides based moose)

Drayboon will just kick him in the dick

the refs

kawhi has a 13-0 record vs the 76ers sweep incoming

I think the Bucks and Raptors both Sweep round 2.

Our 2nd unit is hot and cold, probably better than the Sixers bench though. The 3rd stringers is what everyone was talking about, they suck.

Sooo warriors/nuggets WCF?

>america vs canada
Have the leafs ever won?

what is kawhi's record agains the snakes though?

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3-0

my clipper :)

Blazers finna get dabbed on.

lets see your algorithms tho..

>coining a derogatory term used to trigger Kevin Durant as the nickname for the most unlikeable (outside of Moose:)) franchise team roster in recent history

Go away

dubs confirm the sweep

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basado

Seriously, what's happened to Jeremy Lin? He barely looks like he belongs even with the third stringers.

checkem

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t. diaper shitting idiot. the shitwaukee cucks are total frauds and are about to get styled on just like they did last year lmao. start coping now, dick hole.

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he was never good

you're already coping by shitting up the thread dickhole

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>Kawhi Leonard is 13-0 vs the Philadelphia 76ers in his career.

Kek Filthy getting swept

ye celtics gonna lose in 5 at best

Just start the Finals between My Celties and the Warriories

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Its good to be a Denver Nuggie tonight

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more like Awkward Man

>defrozan
>cashit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
BASED MASAI

Looks like Denver got this game. GG Nugs. Here's hoping Spurs win in 7.

You're still gonna max me, r-right guys?

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"Were at the 1997 NBA 50 players celebration. Over at the corner is Wilt Chamberlain and Michael Jordan, and they are arguing profusely about who the greatest player of all time is. Back and forth. Intense as could be. Finally David stern comes in and says, 'Michael wilt come on guys we gotta go'. They are still going at it. Then they stand up. Wilt who always gets the last word in everything he looks down at Michael and says, 'just remember michael when you played they changed all the rules to make it easier for you to dominate. When I played they changed all the rules to make it harder for me.' And there was no retort. No comeback. Wilt chamberlain oh my gosh

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Your offensive rebound leader for series one... Kawhy "doesnt want to play here" Lenard

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He doesn't.

Spuds btfo

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The only way to get Westbrook to stop shooting is a stretch 4, Kevin Love getting traded to OKC for their 1st plus much more.

I am hoping they channel the 08 Thuggets and win by 60.

>"Wilt was one of the greatest ever, and we will never see another one like him/" -- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Wilt had the respect of fellow nba players. By all accounts he was an awesome human being and a definite /spARKY’s TOP 10 ALL TIME PLAYER

>Thuggets
Das it mayne.

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I hope Thundies will win, so Jokic can sweep Westbrook back to Alabama fields

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Damn how bad was dwayne wade in his last season? He cant even beat his fat wife working out.

don't you have a jail cell to be rotting in

What did you mean by this?

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It's Dwyane.

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>greatest career achievement is murdering Dirk so bad the entire Mavs team was shook for the rest of the series and awful tattoos

Why was he so based?

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Everybody enjoying this game of Damian Lillard vs OKC?

based

>tune in to the game
>westbrook 3 and layup
I guess you could say, I’m good luck. Found a nice $1k laptop today too.

Thunder are actually playing really well. Lillard is chucking out of his mind as usual

Boston sucks and Canada are legendary chokers

woah, a total non-argument from the diaper shitter, what a non-surprise lmfao.

>3rd world beaver fucking retard

straight in the trash. pipe down and be thankful you even get to observe your superiors.

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I feel bad for philly. Now they gotta get bounced in the 2nd round by a real team

>TRIPLE
>DOUBLE
>WATCH

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hey it's argument tallying, lady boy projectin', game 5 get sweptin' celticscel

give me your fucking address so I can burn the dumpster you live in down

i too love walt frazier

>Paul George tonight

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>seize the means of refereeing

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OKPee is about to choke this

hey thunderfascists
how my throws taste?

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>Paul George

>its lillard
>he got the shot offff
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>rip city
truly ebin

>Westchoke

DAME TIME DAME TIME DAME TIME DAME TIME DAME TIME DAME TIME DAME TIME DAME TIME DAME TIME DAME TIME DAME TIME DAME TIME DAME TIME DAME TIME

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LILLARD FUCK MY BITCH

Thats cute and all

but they arent getting past next round neither win a game against GSW

MYYYY FUCKING DICCKKKKKK

My dick just exploded.

>dame
wow

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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
EVERY SINGLE TIME I GET MY FUCKING HOPES UP
FUCK THE NBA AND FUCK THE MOTHER FUCKING THUNDER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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that was Jordan-esque

What did I say

that shot

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Bye Bye Westbrick lol

That was the dumbest fucking shot ever.

He went full Steph Curry, the absolute madman

Now we know why Durant did what he did.

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HOLY SHIT WHY DID I JUST SEE? THIS IS ROCKETs TIER SERIES WINNER

>next season ok

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Lillard is my new favorite player god damn. Fuck Westshit.

n-next question

>THE EMBARRASSING STATE OF THE CHOKELAHOMA WHOOPIE CUSHIONS

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HEY OKC

youtube.com/watch?v=qpKeum5r7-k

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THIS NIGGA DAME DOES NOT BLEED BLOOD ITS ALL ICE

at least if nothing else I get to see Lillard's shit get pushed in by a real team next round

good fucking night /nba/

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Everytime his teammate makes a big shot,
Westbrick just have to take the next shot.

Pgs fault for bricking 2 free throws lmao

Jurkic just said "fuck it" on the Blazers broadcast
topkek

Damien lillard is the NBA's hitman. Fucking god DAMN.

Can u imagine if derozan put up these stats. much less in the playoffs

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unbeliveable

Wetbrick blew it on his last possession, but it's a shame George turned it over with a little over a minute to go.

yo brazilarry you seeing this shit???

that's how you talk to your son lmaoooooo

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My throat hurts. That was insane

The absolute mad lad Lillard

>mfw I remember the media giving this retard an MVP

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Jesus Fucking Christ

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>+38

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Westbrook sucks dick

imagine having your ''legacy'' destroyed by a soundcloud rapper lmaoooooooo

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still had the triple dubble tho

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Does PG regret not going home to LA after a season of Westkek regressing?

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Holy fuck Lillard, dude is pure ice. That was like the ending of a fucking movie. He knew he was going to hit that three and he was so far back.
Goddamn.

Westbrook and PG got motherfuckign JUSTED within 20 seconds

was this the best dagger of all time?

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what basketball secrets does this man know?

/larry/ was right and there's nothing you can do about hit. he's just on another level BBIQ wise

1 year free of oklahomo fans in this place

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KD in the finals over LeBeta is still more clutch

But it's up there

Where's the Portland Trailblazers are so fucking real poster? This is his moment.

logo

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>1 year

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This top 3 with kyrie game 7 shot

Anyone who isn't a non casual knows this to be true. Durant knew there would be no fucking point staying with Westbrick given how he's a cancer when he plays and a cancer off the court, why stay when you can go somewhere better? Pride? Honor? Lol.

mmm sweetie

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ive never seen anything so cold like when MJ would ice fools it wasnt dead in the face of their best defender from 30+ away everybody cleared the fuck out he dribbled down the clock and he just launched that shit over good defense from a great defender what the fuck did we just witness

>westbrook makes a few shots
>starts ball hogging and jacking up shit shots en route to throwing the lead
lmao fucking predictable

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Thunder contend for titles every year

*KD leaves*

2017: First round exit
2018: First round exit
2019: Firsr round exit

WHITE POWAAAAAAAAAAAA

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That was legit one of the top greatest shots of all time

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Anally ravaged OKC fan

Who hits game winners at 1 in the morning!?

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It's up there would've been better if there was more on the line than just having to go to ot in a 5 game sweep of round one if he missed

we witnessed history being made holy fuck

shit was cash but portland not going past them nuggies

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Thank you so much for this

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Imagine if he had shot that over Westbrook instead of PG

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THE END OF THE HERO BALL ERA IS OVER
ITS DAME TIME NOW

Aren't they playing winner of SA/Nuggets anyhow?

>okc fans already putting the blame on PG's missed free throws and not Westshit's turnovers and shot selection
lmao PG regretting everything rn

is there literally any hope for the thunder bros? or do we have no hope until westbrook gets traded or retired? I'm so fucking tired of getting my hopes up in this chimp and him shitting it down the drain

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the playoffs...home... least it was before i fucked everything up

>tfw too intelligent for basketball

I see russell westbrook as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a man who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - his exterior AND his personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into him repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what russell westbrook is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of his quivering, malformed ass with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while he makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control his bodily reactions even if he wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting rectum as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the walls of his colon, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon russell westbrook does it for me..

Time to move back to seattle

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rekt

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no. stakes werent high enough. it is one of the great buzzer beaters though. even if you include all the bullshit that ugly german and westbrook were talking.

westbrook is the problem. imagine if you had a team built around PG

This screams Reddit
Fuck off

Damien lillard should be the next protagonist for AC.

Next second round sweep

>imagine if you had a team built around PG

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fire donovan and get a shooter
easy championship

Nuggets don't have the power to sweep anybody

THE SPIRIT OF THE SUPERSONICS STRIKES AGAIN

Can chOKC finally fire Donovan and install a coach with an actual system?

Get that nigga out of there

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that's the first step. if we don't get rid of that fuck now there is no hope for us next year
>next year
>next year
>next year
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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bros im starting to feel bad for westbrook...

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Westbrook would still average a triple double if he took 10 shots a game instead of 21 shots a game and he would be a much more effective player.

They're sweeping the spurs right now

youtube.com/watch?v=WCAiVCNrb3k
post em if you got em

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ok lads who do the thunder trade steven adams for

streamable.com/0teva

youtube.com/watch?v=t3HFob5pC3g

Frick you!

Dame is the fucking man lads

He's not a fucking virgin loser like Kyrie

He's not a fucking uncle Tom like Steph

He's not an autistic low IQ ape like Westbrook

DAME TIME BABY

Final series count

Dame: 165 points on 115 shots, +55
Russ: 114 points on 111 shots, -43

this wasn't even the best dagger on Dame's career

So where does Lillard rank now?

This Paul George is good meme was never true. He was forever getting his cheeks clapped by LeBron until he moved conferences. Jimmy Butler was always the better 2 way forward.

literally why didnt they double team dame? thats all they had to do, the rest of the team was playing like dog shit

Anyone who watches OKC knew this was coming. Welcome to OKC basketball.

remember when Damien Lillard got swept by Rajon Rondo? kek

>they were saying PG was DPOY
lmaooo

Is it time to flex on OKC?

>losing to a failed rapper

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The Thunder have not won a road playoff game (0-8) since Kevin Durant left three seasons ago

Playoff Rondo is a monster

So what can OKC get for trading PG to Lakers?

>DAME TIME
>DAME TIME
>DAME TIME

Baby

Top 5 PG. Becoming a clutch as fuck player

(yes)

Lebron

PG is finding out exactly what "can't win with those cats" means

>I hope people realize now that KD had to leave and couldn't win with Russ

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jimmy butler is dogshit

>becoming

KD hasn't won a single non-asterisk playoff game since he left OKC

lance, hart and a pick

Lonzo (+Lavar) and a blu-ray of Space Jam 2

heres your lonzo ball bro

No

He's clearly 3rd best PG after Curry and Harden. Don't try to act like Kyrie could lead a team like that.

Playoff clutch is different from reg season

bruh don't bring it up

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LMFAO

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>

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tampering

then cj blows up

They should keep him and actually use him. When the offense is PnRs with him and Brook/PG it usually goes well. Thunder play their best basketball when Adams is getting like 20+ a game.

lel

>Salty OKC fans

a 2021 1st round (protected), a 2020 2nd round, lonzo ball, a signed lebron james jersey from his 1st year as a laker, some coupons for roscoe's chicken and waffles and a shrek 2 dvd

Is Jimmy Butler elite?

>Daggers the Cavs

>Daggers the Cavs the next year again

what?

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nice team you have there, would be a shame if somebody started DMing

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based

>Russ 29 points on 31 shots
>Lillard 50 points on 33 shots
What did Russ mean by this?

>LA
>relevant
pick one

>Lebron wistfully watching players he knows will never be Lakers

dame confirmed coming to lakeys

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can lillard pull that shit against my warrioriers

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OK but who got a triple double?

Weak effort

>trying to recruit for space jam

how many rebounds that somebody else would have gotten but they know better than to touch or he'll get pouty did he have though???

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Lmao what is the context here? Always interesting to learn who the LeBron haters in the NBA are

>all these skinny jeans fags

Based and redpilled

>westbrook missed
o i am laffin

>stacked as fuck team with 4 all-stars dog-piles onto team that's literally just 1 guy
>KD gets credit for it because he scored the last 3 points

that's not how that works

>dat bulge
this is a blue board

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>the east
no wonder lebron dominated that pile of garbage.

Lebron choking in the 2011 finals and Dame being disappointed because he was a Lebron stan

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He was but fell off. Bulls in 2015-16 he was underrated but I don't think he's bringing the effort anymore. Too much hobnobbing with hollywood types.

Predict the date

I'm predicting at the minimum 10/10/19 so he can at least die on a triple double

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>Hey Paul who do you think we're facing in the second rou....

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So we all agree he's THE most overrated player right?

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Dame over Parsons right after Parsons put the Rockets up with .9 left was better, but this one was more savage.

KEK

he literally killed the Cavs two years in a row

he single handedly ruined LeBeta's playoff legacy

it was clutch

>but missed
kek

Give Westbrook other players who make shots and he's a good player averaging 18/11/11.

Ask him to "play aggressive" and he gets the above line but on 20 more shots.

naw thats Draymond Meme

>kanter burying westbrick

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The Celtics defeated the Bucks last year with a 17 year old Jayson Tatum and a squad of line cooks from Dennys

Filtered.

*record scratch*
“You’re probably wondering how I got here”

he's right. the cramps where he's getting carried away. the complaining because of the no A/C. all this after the decision

I love how teams social media pages are up to the memes!

dude has hit two series-winning buzzer beaters

bros whens the westbrook presser...

why didn't someone else move in for Kanter? he's probably making the minimum after his buyout and he can get buckets and everybody likes him

next question

>Best game so far was Dame and Portland knocking off Westbrick and his team of shitters

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next question

hello friends

anybody have a stream for Inside The NBA?

RUSS GOING FISHING

>Stotts is basically clowning Westbrook’s act now. He starts his answer with “that’s a good question, that’s a good question.”

Why does he dress like this?

>"can't play canter"
also erdogan will have him killed eventually

ripple(dot)is/nba/9984-oklahoma-city-thunder-portland-trail-blazers

never 4get, failblazers

youtube.com/watch?v=79y_YCkHhso

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DAME TIME.

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...

How do we fix Westkek

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based

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>Blazers collapse
>Thunder then collapse even harder

kek

we put monte morris' brain in his body

Is the "next question" meme the newest one?

my thundies lost...looks like i wont be watching basketball for 6 months again

next question

THAT NURCIC SHIRT LMAOOOOOO

>Nurkic at the game wearing a "Got Bricks?" t-shirt

holy fuck

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Klay out here looking like Louie CK

He was raising a stink about playing time in NY and looked even worse than he is on defense there because the team was so awful.

He says all the right things but he's an objectively poor teammate if he feels he's not being respected. Portland was the right situation.

next question

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He might not even show man

I bet Westbrick isn't liked that much around the league. Dude seems like a petty bitch 2bh.

>Damian Lillard: There’s been a lot a talk, a lot of back and forth, and that was the last word.”

is westbrick the most hateable dude in the league right now

>poor teammate if he feels he's not being respected
its a rental tho u throw him out there for 15 minutes you give him his touches and he'll be happy on a playoff run. Blazers lucked out big time if they had to play one of those white guys at C maybe this series still going.

thank you brother

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only betas hate westbrook

powerful

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He has a fake tough persona that only OKC fans fall for. There's a reason he was voted most overrated player by the players.

>based
everyone there has a ring except him

top kek

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the volume chucker whose team didn't make it out of the 1st round LMAO

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He's a bad motherfucker

Nurcik with the memes.
Also inside the NBA is the best sports show on tv and it's not even CLOSE. And this is coming from a guy who likes football way more than every other sport. They just have the perfect formula. Replace Shaq with someone with an actual sense of humor and it would be one of the best shows in the history of television.

only betas fall for westshit's fake alpha attitude

nuggies will win in 7 and then get swept by the dubs

simple as

yes. don't let butthurt blunder fans tell you different

Enes Kanter has a separated shoulder. He says he's going to play through it.

Normal downtime for an injury like that is 6 weeks

Adrian Wojnarowski @SportsTalkBarry

i love my blazesis, they are hip with it.

Who is this cum drum?

>"CAN play Kanter"

based gulenist

Dame and the Blazers threatened to send him to Turkey in to erdogan's loving hands if he didnt play

powerful leadership by dame

I loved them when they were unironically the jailblazers, and Oden made me even love them more that poor guy. I'ma Pels fan w/o a horse in the race but I'm all aboard the Blazer bandwagon.

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shaq so childish

kek Ernie talking about Mortal Kombat

The entirety of Shaq's comebacks vs. Charles consists of "muh rings".

No.. Just talks big. Brandon Ingram level irl

Charles "I've never played video games in my life" Barkley
BASED!

That's actually good for Russ.

>no westkek presser

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will Yea Forums ever recover?

night losers

Choking, the post

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now thats a a power stance

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>come back kevin, come back...kev

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This one was great but they were tied so not as much pressure on that shot. If it was down 1 or tied, it would have been up there as one of the greatest buzzer beaters

this series woulda been a sweep if they didn't give OKC 40 FTs

>obsessed

Something very sexual about this shot

>areyounew.png

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>Lillard dropping OKC harder than little timmy

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>Jordan hitting a 3 pt buzzer
lol no

Kobe would never pull gay shit like this

This image always makes me want to fap for some reason

It’s not the leaving, it was the joining the 73 win team

>single handedly

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>Finally move to a state with a professional basketball team
>One of the best teams in the league currently and can't even support them without being a bandwagoner

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*record scratch*

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7/6 m8

Please get the fuck out of Oregon, you're already a bandwagoner just by moving here

>END YOUR WHOLE CAREER

kek

>there are people here who unironically defend westbrook's style of play

Get fucked nigger

There's about a million different ways this should have been a sweep

inside is good because its just the guys bantering. the other shows are so rigid and corporate

i don't like any other team but the thundies, what the fuck do i do bros

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next question

JUST

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go fishing with them

Join the bandwagon before its late. Bucks 2019 nba champions

>worst record in the last 6 year span in the nba
>lakers

>West coast is just about the spiritual victories people can get since they know the reality is GSW will get the 3pete
>east coast has lower ratings despite the fact that they haven’t been this competitive since before the start of the 2010’s
I know the NBA ain’t dying but god is it fucked right now. Will everything get fixed once KD fucks off and plays for Dolan?

>will always have more rings than the Memeiors
>Lakers

start watching the mavericks like a real man

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The East is a pushover, winning 45 games by double digits should be customary. The Pistons were basically eating paste on the sidelines. Not impressed.

Damian Lillard is clutch af jesus

>Join the bandwagon before its late. Warriors 2019 nba champions

fpbp

OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS FOR TEAMS THAT ARE IN THE HUNT

1. Rockets
2. Bucks
3. Warriors
4. Blazers
5. Raptors
6. Sixers
7. Nuggets
8. Spurs
9. Celtics

Looks a bit bias, user

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what do yall think of Dame's new album cover

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fuck you nbag if it was james harden taking that shot yall would be crying travel

I CAN'T TAKE THE NEXT QUESTION MEME ANYMORE EVERY NORMIE FAGGOT IS SAYING IT

next question

btw fuck choklahoma shitty blunder

NBA TOP 25

1. LeBron
2. Giannis
3. Harden
4. Curry
5. Durant
6. Kawhi
7. Dame
8. PG13
9. Davis
10. Embiid
11. Jokic
12. Kyrie
13. Butler
14. Beal
15. Kemba
16. Gobert
17. Griffin
18. Klay
19. Derozan
20. CP3
21. Aldridge
22. Oladipo
23. Westbrook
24. Hayward
25. Simmons

Not really. They never call that and certainly not with the series on the line.

next question

sparky algorithm or gtfo

i like "comfortable range"

>28 points per game?
>More like 9 points per game

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What’s his plan for le greek man?

leave MIP to me

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1. LeBron
Bait

My nigga semi about to LOCKDOWN D that greek freak

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begins with pay and ends with refs

Embarrassing. What kinda outdated brokeass rating system you use to compile that list!? Lebron on top!?? You must have completely fucked your calibration process. Either consult with the most recent system data logs of a Candybread Elite7 model engine or higher, or you can just wait a few hours for /spARKY’s Ratings Updates like everyone else

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Blazers are taking that championship home this year. So easy for my boy Dame.

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Russell Westbrook makes $40M per year.
That is all.

What's he thinking about?

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How he's gonna bust that ass, for years

hes thinking about the next question

triple doubles

Bricks

because beating a team with no good players is the same as beating a team with the best player in the league and a supporting cast that flawlessly compliments him

>missed

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>post randomly in /nbag/ for months
> still not a single (you)

Fuck you cunts

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uncontested rebounds

Westbrook is still better than dame

Is Lillard better than LeBron right now?

>He's gonna strut that ass for years
youtube.com/watch?v=CdKvZDQt96o

LOL imagine thinking this

>[Westbrook] said he's been busting my ass for years. That wasn't true, for one, and this was the moment of truth. This was the perfect platform and opportunity for him to prove it and you see what happened. - Damian Lillard
Westshit fucking DESTROYED

This Tbh

90% of the (yous) on here are samefags, newfag

Smellin dat wet fart, bruh

>BRrrrrRAAAAAAAAAP
>"Oh sorry Russell, didn't see you there"

#NoRegrets
youtube.com/watch?v=5txOey7T364

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He's so far beyond asking for the next question that he's arrived back at the original question

Do better you soft bitch

unironically can't wait to see what Cowherd says tomorrow bros. Shannon Sharpe too.

Hopefully he brings up the fact that Westshit missed more shots than the rest of his team

OKC never ever

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Not to mention the bullshit he feeds to the media in the latest press conference "I always put my team ahead and see where I can improve", even though he does the same shit all over again and constantly chokes when it's playoffs. OKC will start doing a lot better once they stop building their team around a glorified statpedder.

Alright all jokes aside that was a bad shot from Damien Lilliard, and literally just dribbled the clock away without doing anything like they had the lead.

Overrated.

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Kawaii Leonard finna eat versus Simmons

>no Pachulia
>no Doncic

Siakam and Kawhi are going to smash these fools, same goes for Bucks feasting on the Celtshits.

Imagine being a thunder "fan" lmao

you can see that westbrook is right on the edge. all it would have took was a simple "how do you feel about your shooting that game, russ?" to get him going. a genuine missed opportunity by the reporters

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it's almost as if it's a comfortable range™ for lillard and he knew he could make it

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literally the best day of my entire life

I get being a Thunder fan, I don't get being a Westbrook fan however.

Dame was taking retarded shots. Whoever they play next will rape them

Dame is based gonna carry them to a chip

The state of okchoke

new

UM BTC BROS??

bucks are trash lmao

>tied game
>You get the last attack with enough time for a normal play
>Not only he shoots a triple ,he shoots from 9 meters on top of that
Is this an American thing ?

Hardshit

I cannot wait to see what Kawhi can do to your team when he can chill in the paint on defense and steal every dribble. Ben simmons is going to get exposed so fucking hard he might actually work on a jumper

Nah it's still Carmelo Anthony.

(You) need to go back faggot

Jimmy butler is worse than Robert Covington you moron

>singlehandedly

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