No playoff teams left

>No playoff teams left
>No cups since 1993
How the fuck do we fix this

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Nuke Toronto and Vancouver, annex the rest of us

Annexation would fix both I guess

>we
This is a team sport not a national sport. If it ain't my team, the rest can get fucked. I shit on Toronto.

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BASED

Stop being a racist weirdo and appreciate the raptors going to the NBA finals

HIGH IQ POST

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Get another 24 teams based in Canada and then it's around a 50/50 chance each year

>yfw they face each other and get eliminated one by one until only American teams end in the Final

Losing the cup to the >rags is not something you come back from

don't stress senpai...Bout to win the NBA world championship

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Unfathomably based and incomparatively redpilled

>it's around a 50/50 chance each year
el mayonnaise

ITT: cursed images

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Remove all teams from Canada so that they never have to hope again.

>t. signed Phlegms, Ottocucks, Oilels or Winnipuss

Fix'd. Habs and Laffs are the only 2 teams Canada deserves to have. Maybe make an exception for Hongkouver since it's on the coast.

>Separate and form CHL
>Expansion teams in Hamilton, QC and Halifax
>Starve NHL of talent by forcing junior players to sign only with CHL
>CHL intensifies rivalries and every game sells out while NHL goes to shit with empty stands and record low ratings.
>Unify after about 5-6 years when meme sunbelt teams have folded and NHL admits defeat.

Is there any other way to purify this league?

>nuke florida
>nuke california

Not only does this fix hockey, but it fixes the United States in general too

Win-win

Only Alberta is worthy. China and France can split the rest of you

Relocation of canadian teams to KHL

Bring back the Quebec Nordiques