/mlb/

More like pink socks

Joey Gallie!!!!

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>your team
>your pet peeve about what nonfans think of you team

>Angels
>HURR DURR DURR WHY DOESN'T TROUT JUST SINGLEHANDED WIN EVERY GAME FOR YOU DURR HURR HUUUUUURRRR

>getting injured playing baseball
>getting injured at the start of the season
>professional athletes

I call them the poop socks

i will beat the living CRAP out of anybody who says these thigns

Sorry I didn't know

Imagine being called a sock, also preferably white sock

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Sorry sir

HEY

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Who sux fags:
March: Throw a month long tantrum after not signing Machado or Harper
Now: WE DIDN'T WANT THEM ANYWAYS

>Eloy Jimenez: -0.5 WAR
>Bryce Harper: .5 WAR

OH NONO NONONO

apoligze accepeted

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Red socks more like Dead Socks

Who or what is Teboq?

I would have you know that Eloy is 20th out of 35 qualifying rookie hitters in wRC+

Someone who can save baseball

FUCK YOU

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that's when the pitcher makes a mistake in his delivery. all baserunners advance 1 base

>wRC+
I never thought I'd see something more fedora than WAR.

found a small-brained ninny

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Why is Bruce so funny looking? He's impossible to take seriously as a person or athlete.

Something about being a child prodigy in his 20s

>he doesn't like advanced statistics

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Fangraphs fellowship here

*ZiPs in your direction*

Such a good guy. What a go-getter. Such a good team mate. The fact that he is only second behind Matt Kemp in active player ejections is just a conspiracy. A gym rat like him who is first in and last out is just so competitive. It's not his fault he gets so passionate inside the lines.

sarcastic nationals fan detected

Incorrect. I am curious when he is going to start getting called a thug or a clubhouse cancer. As often as he does get thrown out, I wonder when he'll get a clever nickname that uses "chimp," or since he is white, does he just get called a hothead?

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Hailey Joe Osments skinny brother, Bruce

I call him GAYley joel osment

i dont get it

>gay louis

HOLY CRAP LOL

A FUCKING ARCH

We're having a laugh at Bruce

I think they are suggesting that Harper and Recker might be buddies.

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>the gapeway arse

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Which homos in baseball would you carefully note, and which ones would you be rough with?

omigosh!

How will gay louis ever recover

hurr so clevr

youtube.com/watch?v=Hds9tFMuU8o

Eat shit and die

55th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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Blue Jays / Giants game thread:

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For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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happy 20th anniversary of fernando tatis hitting two grand slams in a single inning at chavez latrine

Not a dodgers fan but probably this is the year

Dodgers @ Cubs Gamethread
Made a bit early so we don't have multiple gamethreads.

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wsox @ orioles gamethread

Why do YouTube sports channels think Donaldson is the X-factor for Atlanta

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Hahahahaha How The Fuck Is Chris Sale Real hahaha Nigga Just Stop Puking Up Your Meals After Eating Them Like Nigga Eat A Cheeseburger hahaha

>Twins better away than at home
What did they mean by this?

it means they have gumption

I had a gumption once, but the doctor removed it with a scalpel.

WOOO MARLELS WINNING AGAIN

Let's go Braves!

This Twins hitting feels like it's setting up for a big crash. They can't keep getting away with it

>I think they are suggesting that Harper and Recker might be buddies.
Why might they be buddies?

73rd for Rags

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>bring in Biddle
>faces 3 batters
>walks all 3

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>it's another Braves' bullpen gives up 5 runs
time to start scouting high schools

won 3 of fucking 4

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LMAO at philthy. They just bend over and take the Mets train again tonight! No wonder they spent all that money on Bruce Pooper.

>the Indians are probably going to win the AL Central again

>philthy

>time to start scouting high schools
Is that where based Heims prefers to “scout” or is he strictly a middle school and below scout?

>Puig wearing a shirt depicting his shitty nigger behavior

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>racist pro wrestling fan

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nyy v laa

Who would win? The entirety of the Braves' bullpen or one zoney boi

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Just buy Keuchel

Reds oc, k

Is he a Teboq poster?

atta boy tellez

YES

Imagine getting double dicked by the tigers in one day at home

Benny Bases

sewers getting embarrassed

>Philthy
So funny watching the Mets bully them

>i throw 102 mph
>batter is absolutely terrified of me and 0-2
>im gonna give him a shit-tier change up right over the plate instead of a slider in the dirt or a another unhittable 102 pitch at his shoulders....

Mest metssetsmemsetsmestem

Thos is the fkrsg time ive used mdma on 4channel

phew

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>exposes your shit team

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tomorrow will be the 10th game against the brewers this season, they're dominating the series so far. not one games vs the cubs yet : /

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>twisn

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>red sox are 9-15
The door has closed gentleman, the tank is on

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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I like you. You're one of the good ones.

fuck this idiot

It's too bad the Brit that drew that hasn't come back

>MFW people say they're rather watch Yelich than Baez
cuts.diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2019/2019-04/23/a3212874-7c063792-49816477-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4

honestly was expecting >we'd get swept

as a cubs fan that is, so surprised to see us win the first one, it just felt like things would go wrong again especially playing the dodgers

Only bad pitcher in the Cubs stating rotation right now is Darvish and even he can get wins if he gets run support.

quintana has actually been the biggest surprise bounce back so far

where were you when the poo'ers got poo'ed on and the based birds became the NL leaders

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Laughing at Bruce Pooper and the city of smelladelphia

I'm sorry

thats ok

Now that Recker is retired from baseball what position or occupation would he be suited for? How should he use his distinctive and unique body to his advantage?

Who or what is Recker?

No, I'm sorry

CHADres beating the meminers? hope they make the wildcard

.500 forever

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me in the shades

welp

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did that fish died?

if they win tomorrow they tie the season series though

>Rewatching the Cubs game with the Dodger's broadcast to see what their new broadcast crew is like.
>Completely dead fish commentary.
>Dead air everywhere.
>Painfully bad wit and jokes.
>Wishes bodily harm on Baez after he juked Freese
Jesus Christ Doylers.

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>memeners

Holy FUCKING shit lads

>getting BTFO by the Orioles

Is it seppukku time yet?

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we're sorry sir

Chin up the rebuild is coming together

>3rd year
>9-13
>losing to teams like the royals, detroit, and baltimore
How exactly is it coming together?

At least Quintana is happy, did you see him catch that comebacker today?

Up and coming stars like Kopech, Eloy, Giolito, and Tatis Jr the sun is rising on a sunny future

>cusb

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Cubs won and there's nothing you can do about it.

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You talking about Joe Davis and Hersh? They own

>doyers

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>They own
Own garbage

I just wish I could watch an actual good baseball team. It's been far too long that even the Bears are good again. (Feels weird not talking about which top 5 pick the Bears should draft this year.)

Year after year I just don't know why this is so hard to ask. Just to witness a competitive team. Instead it's always the same garbage. It's all just so tiresome...

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don't really know any dodgers fans who have a problem with them

>The last year the White Sox made the postseason: 2008, 11 years ago
>The last year the White Sox had a winning record: 2012, 7 years ago

cheer up buddy, there's always this

youtu.be/AFsmDKUswas

Davis is hot garbage. Dude is literally what all the memes say about Joe Buck. Voice is even similar.
Orel is the GOAT color guy for baseball. Knows his shit, has all the old guy jokes and puns but isn't all BACK IN MY DAY like former players tend to be

Sigh fuck it I'm going to bed.

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>cusb

Well, when you're used to shitty announcers like Vin Scully, I can understand why people would see these current guys as adequate.

Orel said Freese should full body block Baez because 'no more mister nice guy' if that happened again.
And he thought the baseline was the actual white line, and not the path that Baez initially established and where Freese was with the ball.
He sounded both vindictive and ignorant.

And there was the first inning of...
>If Maede can get out of this, it'll be a huge momentum shift.
>Maede is looking to get out of this and it'll be a huge momentum shift.
>Maede is almost out of and it'll be a huge momentum shift.
>Maede gave up that base clearing double and it was almost a huge momentum shift.

THIS IS INSANE!!!!!!!!!

this is straight up crazy

D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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>joey gallo is hitting .290

um.........lads................is /ourguy/ levelling up?

OIH FUCK THIS GUY KILL HIM BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!!!!

>.290

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Yeah, im thinking we're back

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What the absolute fuck is wrong with the Mets. Jesus christ, fucking monkeys

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LMAO
>philthies

probably revenge for the 14-3 last week

Not planned, Jacob Rhame just really blows

Normally idgaf, but 9-0 on the 9th inning in what's basically the last 2-3 plays of the game, that shit is extra fucked.

What ever happened to professionalism and sportsmanship? Why is everyone such a diva now?

>Why is everyone such a diva now
attention. Why do you think names like Bautista and Ortiz are always constantly being talked about?

>Who or what is Recker?
A recently retired catcher popular on this general.

Mets are a classless org with no fans.

philthies kek philthies

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scuba kek scuba

mest lol

mest kek mest

kek lol kek

Cubs win
Time for some late night k-pop.
youtube.com/watch?v=ckxiHN8X0rA

oh die

oh you can die now asshole

I can only be defeated by Quints.
You'll never get them.

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Astros desu

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youtube.com/watch?v=sNprYJNAzBs

sorry

I agree Lastros eat shit and die

>lastros
aren't they supposed to be last? also rags eat my nuts swag

>lastros

>lose

>be houston
>lose

so much seethe

>be houston
>lose

but they won,,,,,

>_

>be houston
>drop two series to the rags
>lose

>be houston
>lose

fuckin worms... 2017 CHAMPS

Yeah, I'm thinking it's our year lads

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To tank, yes we know also go stros

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>

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>memeners

It's only April, homie.

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You know what i think of the roylels? they can suck my nuts, all the shit talk over 2 rings

youtube.com/watch?v=lvo6r1B8LB4

>Move up to 3rd place today.
We're coming for our rightful seat in 1st.

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we're very sorry

your rightful place is last you dirty scubs

youtube.com/watch?v=dW4T3c1R93U

tfw central broship offby1s

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bauie owns ya uh
pwnin hitters left n right
bidders outta know he don't care bout no money
aint that funny?
bauie to the daddies makes ya seeth like a fatty!

Allow me to apologize

I'm SO sorry

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SUCK MY NUTS AND GO FUCK YOURSELVES

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ok that's based, you can move along

I'm on my knees!

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>roylels/cusb
nothing more cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=-JtQZGKHOqA

who's going to be watching bauerbytes season 1?

based cubyals

no they aren't based, and no you can't call yourself based

based cubyals, so based

no

When does this general start getting good? August?

September

>/mlb/
>good
>ever
>he doesn't know

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This isn't a general anymore, not after houspie was ousted in the liberation of /mlb/.

cardsox vs cubyals

Truly a despicable city, franchise and fanbase (tho I do like Bellinger, I can’t even player hate)

#blessed cubyals broship

Gallo is a fucking gem. Wish to god my team had him. He may be the new Thome.

Gallo is having a good year, it ends now

This is too much autism for me

blessed brother

>Everyone wants to be bros with the best team on /mlb/.
As expected when you're the best and not the rest.

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Genny is good November thru Mid-Sept. We'll see if the triple golden age can survive the onslaught of casuals / division winner lifelongs (Rays/Twins/Rangers - Nats/Cubs/Daddy's)

Broships are lame, as expected of anything /mlb/ tries. /hoc/ is better

>didn't include the dodgers
well I think we know who this poster is lol

Sorry I didn't know

sorry we made a big mistake and we're paying the piper

fuck off you lamers

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It's only because it's one person trying to force it

Wtf I don’t even understand this broship crap. It’s like the anime aspies have invaded the board. I wish literal pox on all teams aside from mine.

You losers deserve the bullying

we make mistakes we're humans too

The genny is under attack. Centralbros we must summon Him (PBUH)

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No you aren't

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As an Angels fan, if I don't see Griffin Canning called up from the Minors by the end of the week I am going to Eppler's house and lighting a flaming bag of poop on his doorstep.

You must learn banter, young one. You will work for a bully one day. Bullies literally run everything. Toughen up

Dude wtf is up with your squad? Fucking atrocious honestly. I expected 85 wins. Poor Trout is stuck.

gennies takeover!

I understand

Their pitching is actually the worst in the MLB, I think. They may not have the lowest ERA, but all their pitchers manage to fuck up leads or kill rallies. It's like a sickness right now. Also, Ohtani and Upton are hurt.

Billy Eppler should be fired though. He has been selling the Angels on patience for the last four years and he goes out and signs corpses like Matt Harvey and Trevor Cahill. Eppler is so fucking done at the end of the season.

based dads shredding the mArineRs

Can't wait for the next Philly game. It's going to be a fucking bloodbath. We're 100% getting a fight after last night's game.

Fuck Rhame and FUCK the Mests

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>tfw always working so never have time to watch or even listen to games
>can only check box scores and highlights after shift is over
>just as bad as bandwagon fans now

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>Joey Gallie is now batting .300
where is the rest of the American League going to hide from gallie's dingers now that he has begun his accession?

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I'm going to hide between Mike Trout's boobs.

i'm gonna hide in the postseason where the rangers can't threaten anyone

you chose to be a slave

how am I supposed to afford tix/internet for streaming without money

>worst club
>worst idol
Pottery

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gay 4 pay like the rest of us

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Sorry I didnt' know

truly a great day for baseball

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Angels bout to get swept by a minor league team LOL

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>stankees

José Quintana’s last three starts: 21.0 IP (7.0 each), 14 H, 2 ER, 25 K, 2 BB

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How much of a beating will the not so beautiful city of philthy take tonight?

>stinkees

Morning, lads.

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>Bo Bichette broken hand

Guess we'll see you next year, whatever

Apology thread

real good day for baseball, go stros!

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Morning Dad's

>rags
>cusb
>stankees
>gays
>doyers
>fillies

Where were you when Gallie awakened?

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>jewcago
twitter.com/Cut4/status/1120849450732273666?s=20

I mean tbf i wouldn't want a smelly baltipoor ball

>CHICAGO -- If you're into labels, then you might know that one of the downsides of the Chicago Cubs rotation going into the season was that they didn't have a true No.1 pitcher -- at least not in the vein of a Max Scherzer or Jacob deGrom.

>But they also don't have a true No.5. Jon Lester, Yu Darvish, Cole Hamels, Kyle Hendricks and Jose Quintana would all be no worse than third starters in many rotations in baseball. That is the true strength of the Cubs' starting staff -- and it's starting to show up.

E!SPN is taking this image literally.

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Poo Larvish
cussssssssb

Fuck this shithead

No Fuck You and Fuck Shitcago

>"that was so sad... You're not supposed to be forlorn when you get a ball"

HOLY SHIT! The memes are becoming more and more real each day

Sorry sir

youtube.com/watch?v=vV3jc_OTY6Y

remember when we had a likable president?

Apology not accepted

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My mistake I can be better so you won't have to forgive me next time

Bob Costas as president when?

it's almost may and soon june then /mlb/ can go on a frenzy

The Orioles guy was trying to give the Who kid the ball because he was self aware enough to know that he'd be destroyed on social media if he kept the ball and the kid started pouting.

>Literal raw sewage less than 5 feet away from you
>No one moves

I guess LA fans are used to the smell of shit 24/7

I remember when we had a president who was willing to throw out the first pitch.
Why are there people on /mlb/ willing to support the loser in office who's to much of a pussy to throw out the first pitch of the season?

what do doyers fans think of Roberts? is he to blame for the WS losses?

where the jap baseball league streams at. do i really need to monitor this thread until i stumble with a brazilian asian man post

Mets are going to die tonight

LMAO cuz you've put such a beating on them the last two nights. Even philthies beat player thinks the team is a joke.

I've been frenzied since spring training. Anything less is casual garbage.

>this philthy implosion

>b-but you're just jealous b-because you didn't get b-bruce pooper
Hahahaha the state of Philadelphia fans right now

>Yelich got exposed so badly he got pulled from the line up
LOL Pissconsin

POOERS LMAO

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>tampa gays

Unsure if it's a universal in sports, but it seems LA fans are fickle. It's a vocal minority that scapegoat Roberts—just like they did to Luke Walton.

welp looks like the al belongs to the yankees

cubs yankees world series

MLB knows what people want to see
twitter.com/MLB/status/1121062066679418881
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twitter.com/MLB/status/1120855193984360448

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dude base line lmao

>He doesn't know the base line is established by the runner and Baez was already inside the chalk.

>A runner's base path is established when the tag attempt occurs and is a straight line from the runner to the base he is attempting to reach safely

And he was within 3 feet, thanks to the 1st basemen ill advised attempt to tag.

Whether he's safe or not is up for debate. You're wrong that the runner establishes the base path though

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Your citation of the rule doesn't clarify if the tag attempt that is based on the position of the ball or player. Based on how MLB and the umps intercepted the rules, it's the player and not the ball when the first baseman lunged out. Thus the graph is inaccurate and Baez should have been called safe in the first play as well.

Also I'm not wrong about the runner establishing the base line because the tag attempt has to reach where the runner is to attempt a tag.

uh oh retard alert

this fucking guy

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I fucking hate him.

thank god for Hicks

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Based cards with the best record in the NL
>pissconsin sewers

Yelich confirmed a miller park babby

>cusbs

Has he even hit a home run outside of miller park?
Are we going to find out the Broors are sign stealing in their stadium?

>walgreens

>gnats

havent followed the league since the giants won the series in '14.

is there a good place where I can read up to get up to speed again?

also, is the show 19 worth 60 euroshekels or can i go with '18 for twenty euroshekels instead?

>Morning Dad's
What does the dad possess?

Losing to the pebbles by 3

Tied with the Blow Gays

Know the difference, it will save your life.

>Mariners
>getting blanked by a rookie

I thought they were supposed to be good?

>last year >cusb were ignoring the base path rule when arguing about their baby Rizzo getting called out for running out of his base path sliding into home like a dipshit
>this year they're pretending they're experts in the rule when citing it because their baby Baez benefited from it
really makes you think

>tfw offense is the best it has been in 4 years but we let the fans pitch after the 5th

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Rate this fantasy trade

D. Vogelbach
A. Rizzo
K. Wong
J. Flaherty

for

D. Smith Jr.
C. Santana
C. Sale
B. Treinen

>I thought they were supposed to be good?
You must be new. They're never good.

Buck and Dan literally cannot stop talking about hard bats

>teoscar being a dumbass again

stop this

>grichuk in charge of fielding

San Franciso Giants @ Toronto Blue Jays
>game thread
>late
>work is killing me

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>tfw no qt jays gf

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How do I become Canuckian?

I want to bury my face in that to be quite desu

Where the Padres qt's? It is San Diego ffs.

as a leaf, take my advice
>don't

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Imagine getting blanked by a rookie pitching for the fucking dads

>memeiners

Lady leaf asses seem really nice though

man I am going to honest, I wish I could find some decent chubby chickens with the gear, scrawny broads are nice and all but I really crave them chonky tits

also come for a visit and when you get tired of our sales tax, stop and think that our income tax is also higher. I worked in the states (milfag) for a couple years and it was amazing, miss it everyday

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1 hour until the bloodbath that is the Mets vs Phills game begins

Reminder, this happened last night
Expect total shitstorm today. Get fucked Mets

Canadian hundred dollar bills smell like maple syrup

So basically everything is better?

Is he the new kershaw?

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It seems too early to say, but I hope it'll be a fair and deserved comparison in time. He's a blast to watch.

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No. You can only buy liquor at specific stores

same with weed, but just buy either online

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But that's the same here

??? nigga you can buy liquor anywhere

>memeiners

Granted most stores do but you have to have a license. Is alcohol super restricted in Canada?

*you > they (the stores)

Dietrich really does have a Phil Collins walk up song lmao

idk about beer but I think you can only get liquor from state (province?) run stores, the LCBO.

damn

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I take a piss and the rags get walked off

You talking shit on based Collins faggot?

Is it, dare I say, our year?

>rags

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Shut the fuck up

it is regulated by province, hard liquor is only available in provincial stores; in some provinces beer/wine is restricted to certain stores

Fat bastard was called up

gonna enjoy it for a few more hours, but im obviously hoping for LA to fuck the cubs tonight so LA will be 16-10 to 15-9.

>Fuck this division is going to be hard this year.

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Press D to dab on Tatman's Sox

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>mfw berds dads NLCS

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whos @ oreos gamethread
get in here faggots

Never, but I would've never guessed an MLB player uses it as a walkup song.

What's his roster look like?

The guy who caught it was just reaching for the ball like anyone else and didn't even see the kid. The older guy reached across the kid's chest to try and take it.

When I was a kid, I had seats behind the dugout (before the safety nets of course) and the first baseman threw a ball at me, and a lady sitting behind me put her hand in my glove to catch it.

Anthony Recker is a __________.

A forced meme

forced meme

Posting for an associate

Los Angeles Dodgers @ Chicago Cubs

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i dont think the guy did anything wrong, especially since he tried to give it to the kid.

besides being an incredibly based catcher, another reason i pierzynski is my favorite player is once when i was in KC he was tossing a discarded ball to kid sitting near the dugout and this massive fat slob royal fan pushes the kid over and grabs it. AJ just yells out "GIVE IT TO THE KID ASSHOLE!" and the dude handed it over

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>that drafted Sale and my entire roster is on the DL feel

>tfw enjoyed the day game but now bored out of my fucking mind and cant drink because recently started getting the sweats and shakes so taking a break til Friday
Whats the most exciting game to watch tonight lads

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if you drink you wont sweat or shake though, win-win and you get to watch the cubs-doyers tonight

My cubbies vs the los angeles spics!!

yeah i drank 12+ for like a month straight and it started losing its effect too. I wanna regain the magic.
Cubs Doyers it is

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Muh Broors are 5-10 in their last 15. What went wrong bros? We have the best player in the league and still can't win.

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Imagine losing a series to the padres LMAO

Reminder that the Rox will go to the playoffs if not win the division this year.

woman.

>dodgers
>Arizona
>padres

Literally not winning the division that's for sure

>woman.
Please explain your post.

it begins

Why is /mlb/ so curious about Recker?

It turns out they only play well at their stadium and suck everywhere else.

>padres
Thank you for your consideration, user.

Winning a bunch of one run games with some injury prone relievers isn't that sustainable

I'm sorry

lmao twins

nyy v laa

[quote] Why is /mlb/ so curious about Recker?

I ponder the same thing. Why?

Based D-bags exposing the """""1st place""""" piRATS for the second night in a row.

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>captain smooth

>cusb
HE OWNS YA
HE PWNS YA

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>Beuhler
>Doyers
>good

Literally never winning a World Series ever again lmao

>Why is /mlb/ so curious about Recker?
I ponder the same thing. Why the curiosity?

We need someone to get to the bottom of this.

>We need someone to get to the bottom of this.
True. Is this a job for Godgers?

Man, the dodgers suck ass.

any tomorrow is going to be based even without the cards and sox
>Cole vs Bauer
>both from UCLA
>1 and 3rd overall picks of the 2011 draft(aka the best draft year of this decade)
>two of the best in the game atm

bauer has no room for error because the indians are complete and total garbage besides him.

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>not being a racist in 2019

does your mom know she raised a faggot

sorry mr Minnesota twinks

>rangers have a okay season start

bandwagoners come out of the woodwork

>Mests

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
OHNONONONONONOOOOOO

Bauer should use pine tar too. I mean it turned Verlander from a soon-to-be-retiree to meme champ.

>Bellinger = First baseman
>Beaz = Beaz
>1st base = Win

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Wow I can't wait to get disappointed in October AGAIN

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>doyers

>implying the chadres arent taking the division

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even on a day when the doyers starter and first reliever give up 6 runs in 5 seconds, joe kelly manages to make the difference in a loss

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>run off basepath
>safe
someone tell that ump it's not 2016. he doesn't need to fix games against the dodgers anymore

Base path was set by Freize, blame him for screwing up royally.

>Still mad about Contreas tag at home plate in the NLCS

dont even remember that
mad about umps diving in front of game winning doubles to keep the ball in the infield, and rapidly expanding/shrinking strikezones

>Strikezones
You haven't seen strikezones until you pitch for the Cubs' bullpen.

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woohoo

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Based inside redbirb sabotaging the doyers

Are the White Sox legit?

Reminder when it came time to be clutch, it was Baez who didn't choke when his team needed.
mlb.com/video/javier-baez-homers-8-on-a-fly-ball-to-left-field-daniel-descalso-scores-anthony-?t=most-popular

legit #1 pick for 2020 yes

Fun fact time /mlb/
The Dodgers have lost just 3 times in their last 10 games, and 2 of those 3 have been to the Cubs.

The Diamondbacks have lost just 2 times in their last 10 games, and both were to the Cubs.

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The White Sox have lost series this year to the Royals, Tigers, and Orioles.

>cusb

>whos

Why did the White Sox think that Ivan Nova and Erwin Santana would help them?

hey just cut it out guys

Why are we giving the White Sox a pass to be so bad? They deserve more bullying.

Because thier fans will start spamming and crying and ruin the thread.

this isinsane

Call the inspector

I'm to busy inspecting cocks to help

Please bully more. We deserve it

>under which circumstances can a strikeout be clutch
youtu.be/v__xypPFQLo?t=770

Sorry i had no clue

jannies do it for free, what do the cubs idf do it for?

Cubs piss me off

Cubs are pissing me off RIGHT NOW

calm down buddy

we can resolve this, I know how you feel... we can talk, we can work this out.

it was all business, it wasn't personal

Cubyals broship

based cubyals

*lights doober*

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>cusb

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

Just finished watching the game.

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>I'm to busy inspecting cocks to help
Do you inspect asses too?

Just big, meaty, cocks.

This is an outrage

I AM LIVID!

>Scranton-Wilkes Barre Yankees win a series
>another player goes on the IL
i mean how many more times can this even happen?

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holy based!

omigosh

this is crazay! :D

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Yup.

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Astros back on top as usual

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Mmmm.... pecan buttercrust pie....barb ya never fail... I'm a lucky guy

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NO FUCKING RESPECT!

CUBBIE WUBBIE OH WOAHHHHH WOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAO CUBBIE CUBBIE CUBBIE!!!! >>:3

oOHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOHA CUBBIE WOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KUBBIE
KUBBIE'
KUBBIE
KUBBIE
HERE WE GO KUBBIE KHERE WE GO *KLAP KLAP KLAP*
ITSSSSSSSSS KUBBIE TIME :33

CUBBIE WUBBIE TO THE TUMMY YUMMY

CUBBIES GET CHUBBIED?!!!!!!!! NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IM SO HAPPY ;DDDDDDD

Here we go cubbies here we go *slap slap*

*clap clap stomp*
LET'S GO CUB-BIES!

scuba kek scuba

i don't care half enough about whit merrifield to watch a 40 fucking minute documentary about him

fuck you

oh fuck off already

*spits*
asshole....ASSHOLE!!!

*punches*
fuck you
*spits*
go to hell!

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT!!!!

kek cubs kek

Kek Scubs Kek

sorry kek sorry

clap kek clap

cubs sucky suckie

kek kek kek

Oh!

hey come to my thread

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/mlb/

>cusb

youtube.com/watch?v=Hds9tFMuU8o

*spits*
fuckwit!

Is there an answer to the enigma that is Recker? If so what is it? Do we even know the question? If so what is it?

Recker eludes us. We're always working from behind when it comes to Recker.

ignore the reckerposter

>We're always working from behind when it comes to Recker.
I don’t understand. Why can’t we catch up, come in from behind so to speak? Explain please.

ALL ABOARD!

>ignore the reckerposter
There is more than one.

yes ignore him

hey uh cub spergs make the new thread, get on it mutts

bearlet chumps are lagging this morning, dock them all a day's rations

kek

500

now get to fucking work you north side cublet trash, make the anime non-general

...

I’m a cards fan and I laughed