/LaLiga/ Barcelona v Alavés, line up announced

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>no messi

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Alavés' XI for tonight

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>9:30pm
jesus christ spain

No Messi, __ ______

The Spaniards/Scatalonians have nothing to do in the mornings.

no messi no watchi

>play Malcom once in a month

>no messi
fuck it and I really hope valverde is not considering playing him on saturday

Murdering each other and jumping walls isn't something to be proud about, Pablo

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>no Malcom

Get a Job Juan/Jordi

>no messi
so its gonna be a ded thred then. boy when he retires, la liga posting is gonna become almost non existant

/bundes/ will fill that hole

to be fair, they've the money to buy whoever becomes the next dominant player

Cant wait to watch them buy some little ngubu who is over hyped and will do fuck all like RM did with Vin Jr

yeah but nobody really cares. even the second tier of players below messi & tsunaldo dont get much attention. la liga will get the most attention during the cl knockouts when they get greentexted into oblivion after being knocked out. look how ded real threads are now tsunaldo isnt there anymore

barca is getting Leo Fernandez the Uruguayan Messi book mark this post

but then again Messi and Ronaldo are still somewhat dominant so isn't surprising nobody besides them get the attention at the moment

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>No Messi
But how is he meant to win the Golden Boot without his precious goals against Valladolid and Real Vayocano?

just look at how much nobody cares about real here now to see whatll happen once messi & ronaldo retire

aren't Spaniards known for their nightlife style of living though?

>No Messi
Based, guess I can skip this game.

Sadly, this is just the confirmation that he indeed is gonna play in saturday

>No Messi

it's finished, while Mbappe is scoring hat tricks against Rennes

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It's over

valverde should play messi today and rest him on saturday. stupid fuck

Does it matter? Liverpool are winning no matter how much you cry you stupid monkey fuck

seething arab ni-

glad nobody will care so you can fuck off and watch your own leagues

I alredy watch my own league, you retard

stop acting like you wont be making a thread in 3 years like the liga nos fags "please watch our league ;_;"

Serie a hasn't even started yet.

who should i support as someone who doesn't know much about your league. whos the liverpool of serie a?

Flamengo

Internacional

>36 years old boomer is top 3

CANT BE FOOTBALL

How accurate is this?

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he's also doing better than tristiano penaldo in their league

I hate that kid

>internacional have been relegated in the past 5 years
go flamingos!

1980, 1982, 1983, 1992, 2009

Not slipping in 2009 fucks it up. Would have been perfect.

Messi haters cannot be football fans desu

problem is that many people hate messi because they hate his fans and the same for ronaldo

We use the wrong time-zone because Franco wanted to have the same time as Hitler. Unironically.

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WHY IS SUAREZ PLAYING WHEN HE IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO BE RESTED? HE IS THE ONE WHO HAS SCORE 4 GOALS IN THE LAST 27 CL GAMES


REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

they don't win shit but have insufferable fans. the liverpool way

>no stream link

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>no messi

thank fuck i didn't bet on messi to score, i was heavily considering dropping a few hundred euros on it lmao

Messi regulates himself well, plus him resting today is better than not at all, it really isn't something to criticise.

>suareth
>pootinho

>wow the absolute state of farca attack

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hes gonna be rested for the next match loser

how do you retards STILL not know about footybite
like seriously what the fuck is wrong with you retarded wastes of oxygen

no messi so yeah, it's very bad atm

It is because Valverde will play him next game, even though they'll be at home, against a worse team, and closer to the cl game

>getting autistically mad at people who don't spend 24/7 on their pc to know obscure incel sport streaming sites

not enough

>the absolute state of coutinho

>Roberto

I know why you're annoyed, but him being rested today is good. Unlikely as it is, he might just be subbed in at half time or when things are going badly next weekend.

>Yea Forums's go-to site for football streaming
>obscure

Why is Coutinho such a FLOP?

baldsports.com/lives/stream/3/

people in shit countries get mad over nothing
maybe i would be mad too if i wasn't living in the capital of my country, but here it's quite modern and comfy compared to spain lul

>implying he isn't at the same level as his best year at liverpool
it gets more exposed in la liga

is ray lionel hudson the best announcer in all of sports

yes

You brainlets don't understand Coutinho and Suarez are building chemistry so they can dual-fuck Livershit next week

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>spoon feeding this piece of shit

he's unironically the fucking worst. hence why he can only get work in america. he would be driven out over here.

hes just /weakminded/

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How can you hate when he shouts?

he absolutely btfo you tho

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sauce on pic

How does Coutinho manage to blow EVERY SINGLE opportunity?

looks like time square

>umtiti
so why barca wanna lose this match?

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>lenglet

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mby they told their buddies to bet like 1000 euros each on some cheeky tie end result, ezy moneyz

he's cancer

Bucharest is objectively worse than any spanish city, it's nothing else than the brothel of eastern europe.

Only racists rate Lenglet over Hmm Titty

come on, he's not that bad. Too bad he will have no chance with De Ligt/ Pique/. Lenglet CB rotation

too lazy to image search but it's first result on eiffel tower xhamster

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dude, first of all, the temperature in bucharest is way better than the oven that is spain

secondly, bucharest is way better looking than any of your cities

thirdly, we have way better looking girls here, like, your best looking girls reach a 6 or 7 at the very most, we have shitloads of 10/10's here

so no, what you said is very wrong

is that supposed to be a bad thing?

because nobody likes the geordie accent
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>our sluts are better
>this is an argument
yikes

>Brazilian Liverpool
Gremio
Support Bahia instead.

she can abuse my indio cock anytime haha

grêmio just won a libertadores m8

>semedo

>demblel
how did barca fell for the pacey nignog meme

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Roberto should stop trying to get the ball in

Dembele's been invisible again, but /spee/ only talks about Coutinho, who's actually showing up and trying to play.
Why are you so racist?

>no messi
inb4 another draw

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

did i say sluts Fred ?

i said girls

the girls here aren't as degenerate as the girls from the states

liverpool actually have a history in the cl though

maybe the Real Madrid bubble is too big? maybe there cant be that many R.Madrid fans who are also Messi fans?
maybe there are more Messi haters than I think

>actually showing up and trying to play.
Showing up and fucking up. Fuck off with participation medals

Europe is crawling with Romanian prostitutes, what are you talking about

>trying to play
lmfao
dude, coutinho was amazing when he first came, and he showed a lot of promise, i liked how he was playing

but lately ... please, don't even mention his name, he pisses me off so much, all he does is move around and pass sideways or backwards, and scores once in a blue moon, he barely goes forward at all ...

And haven’t won the brasileirao since the 90s. Sorry, I just went for a championships comparison.

but they're both black

Coutinho literally plays every game to get a moment to shine whereas Dembele only gets put on here and there and has been injured
If he got the same game time and did as little he'd just get constant le pacey ngubu comments.

>the girls here aren't as degenerate as the girls from the states
lmao urban/suburban girls everywhere are the same

if >we win today >we can be champions tomorrow if atlético slips, right?

We are all black

Meanwhile in the first leg against Alaves.

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wtf

>Messi did some irrelevant trick that didn't help them win
He does that every game

yeah, there are romanian prostitutes
there are also spanish prostitutes
what's your point ? every country has them
the girls here are far more civilized than in the states, they aren't crazy feminists and shit, they behave. maybe it's because we aren't as weak men as those from the states, maybe because our girls are smarter than those in the states, maybe both

why am i even typing this shit, i should be watching the game, i guess there's not much to watch though anyway, no messi, no fun

That tactic where Ter Stegen holds on to the ball with his feet while Busquets and Pique go stand at the corner flag is really going to fuck them against Liverpool press.

T

>this team gonne beat liverpoop

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>they aren't crazy feminists
true
>they behave
false

oh no! not the press! whatever will they do??

why do you think he did that? to be able to cross properly, rakitic missed his header

>
Messi will, son.

i was referring to the "general mainstream average" girl from the states and from here
your general mainstream average girl there is a feminist
the general mainstream average girl here isn't a feminist

that alone is pretty good, and not to mention how much better looking they are than yours

Just like he beat Roma? Or Juventus?

this game is so fucking boring, holy shit

>0-0 first half
>brings messi in
>gets injured
>topkek

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oh yeah the mighty liverpool who lost again the mighty Red Star

Liverpool struggled to beat Cardiff, mate.

Just like he did to United, recently, this current UCL, it's not like I like it, but there hasn't been a more accessible ucl for barca than this one

Barcelona lost to the might Leganes

parking the bus was a mistake

The current Liverpool team is the best team Messi would have ever played in the UCL.

League games don't count during the CL, unlike Barcelona, Liverpool has lost against meme teams during this CL

Liverpool

What's your point?

What a shitty game

>Spurs are better than Liverpool

That you're overrating Liverpool, are you braindead?

They lost to man city who lost to spurs after all :^)

the "general mainstream average" girl here is a skank, as are the ones in romania

>replying to Twain

And you're overrating Barcelona. You think that because they haven't lost a CL game yet that they must win all of them? Every team is undefeated until the lose

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*turns around himself*

Sums up Barcelona, again

Unless Messi does something, no one does

Surprised everyone's so confident they can beat Liverpool, liverpool have threats from everywhere. Much faster movement and pressing than this static Barca side

fucking sub 90 iq idiots replying

I root for Barcelona and I think Liverpool is gonna win

Not an argument

the true redpill is that Ajax is gonna win

well yeah, i'm not saying that's not true
the "hold-onto" girls are very rare everywhere in the "high style of living" places, because they're mostly pretentious entitled cunts, but at least they're fine looking, so you can just take them for a spin and then ghost them, if i was in the states i'd have way less motivation to do this because your girls aren't as sexy as here, and they have way more mental issues there, like feminism and stuff

This, although that mad conflict of interest if its a Barca/ Ajax final

I think it's 50/50 sorta, mainly because of Messi. The thing is a game against Alaves isn't the best metric to go with, and arguing Barcelona have no chance is asinine.

this. without messi, >we're destroying barca both legs. with him, makes me nervous

Barca is playing in first gear, the season is over, why are you even watching this game

did anyone closely watch coutinho this first half ?
do you guys see what i'm talking about ?
he literally has no forward progression in his play, even though he is supposed to be like in an iniesta role, he just passes sideways or backwards, so annoying

You have a british flag dude. That aside, Messi can be quite varied, if he's godlike you're fucked, but if he's not having a good day it'll mean trouble for us.

because we want barça to win the league asap in order to be ready to face liverpool

>season is over, barça won la liga
>expecting them to perform their best in a completely inconsequential match against an irrelevant rival

objectively untrue, plus Messi is a lot more mature

Messi will sub in if Barca is behind. Alaves looks like they’re good at parking the bus so far. They might get them on the counter.

i'd much rather have them play against this liverpool than mourinho's inter back then

mourinho is so fucking annoying

at least liverpool don't park the bus, they come out to play, which makes it less boring

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

>be Messi
>Finally get a rest
>Once again your team can't beat relegation tier opposition so you'll have to come on

Literally didn't even touch him

We need to sell Messi before he ruins us financially. It's the right moment now that casuals think he's still good.

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>ray hudson starts talking
>seven minutes later he's still rambling after the 27th change of topic, not even aware that his mouth is still producing sounds

>i am trolling u guyse he eheh he he XDXD

>sub both Messi and Alaba

Valverde a GENIUS

NEGRO CABRON

okay suarez, your little trick finally worked, well done

GOOOOOL

dat face of valverde when he don't have to sub messi in lel

Barca goal webum.

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Apologize to la masia

Suarez is the GOAT at dummies

MAGISTERIAL

>2nd goal ever
>apologize

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TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL TIKI GOL

Beautiful play desu.

Well played from >Suareth

>Umtiti
HOLY FUCK

hope it's 2-0 and Messi doesn't have to play

Oh nononono, a goal and Messi wasn't involved, customers will figure out that he isn't that good.

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paying for this

Fuck shakira

you do god's work user

ERA MANO?

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offside and handball, sorry but this one shouldn't count
I wish

how was the reaction in your country when teams started to wear pink kits?
here it was something like 'lol pink is gay xD' but then chads started to unironically wear them, together with von dutch hats

Si era

>VAR
BASED

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clear penalty

era

>wants to push N
>ends up doing a handball

OH NO NO NO NO NO

If he gives the goal we'll never hear the end of this

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GOAT poster

>Messi
Valverde, why

>gets messi in anyway
what the fuck hes thinking

>be alaves
>park bus for 50 minutes
>concede 2 goals
>messi comes in

can it get any worse than this ?

you brainlets don't understand Messi warming up for 5 minutes was enough for Barcelona to score 2 goals while Alaves tried to switch defensive formations

Just fucking rest him you mong

Benuldy webum.

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They want the 600 goals

>Take away time from Dembele to play Messi
I-I don't get it lads.

2 million IQ

based frosty nigger

africa and south america commenting...

don't worry about messi not being rested guys, he'll be fine for liverpool regardless

golden boot race

>win by 2
>field Messi
????????????????
I don't understand Valverde's 7D chess lads

reee that was messi's goal!

I just hope Valverde doesn't start him at the weekend aswell

why does spain produces so many bukkake videos?

Suarez best moments for the past season has been pretending and not touching the ball

fuck that i think mbappe has it in the bag already

>tfw found a new camwhore that i like over the weekend and will fap to her after the match for the 10th time

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How is pique so attractive? I'm not even gay but he could absolutely plough my ass and I wouldn't even care

Why? He's 3 late

P U T A L O C U R A

>trip over yourself
>whine for a foul

So do Barca win the league if they win this weekend?

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Mate, just stop

>I'm not even gay

Say her name.

high IQ women desu, is that or getting fucked by the economic crisis; as a wage slave

yeah, if they win this game and that one it's in the bag already

yes or if Atletico slips tomorrow

>shittiest season ever, ended 3rd in the fucking greek league
>still held barca to a draw
lel, last year was so shit but that match did bad things for my heart

could win if atletico lose tomorrow
and they'r eplaying valencia so they probably will lose

For some reason I thought they needed 2 more games after today to secure the title, didn't realise the League could end this weekend

cut out sugar from your diet
eat more vegetables
your memory will be better

thanks bro

>Barcelona win without Messi
...
>Messi scores a hat trick against Deportivo Legabar
OMG, HE DOES IT AGAIN, THE MAN MIDGET, IMPERIOUS ATTACKING FROM THE GOAT, HOW CAN BARCELONA SURVIVE WITHOUT HIM

why are you so upset Tevez ?

absulutly wundful play by Leo

is autims a big thing in argentina or are you just messi's secret brother?

i miss alves frens

>didn't realise the League could end this weekend
That's thanks to Atletico throwing their league chances against fucking Betis.

>Vidal
>Coutinho
Lads, what happened, is la liga the true testing ground ?

with 5 games left for mbappe i think he will get it while messi has to rest for at least two for the cl

thank fuck coutinho got a yellow

DO SOMETHING USEFUL U FUCK

FUCK

This league has been over for weeks if not months despite Valverde's insistence on saying it wasn't

>Vidal
reeeee

Oh, right, kek

Who's Captain for Barca, Pique?

Oh and to that end, I swear Lineker was saying that this is Messi's first Season of proper captaincy at Barca and he's taking charge. That's complete bollocks, right? Pretty sure he wore the armband last Season and the Season before that. Iniesta did have it sometimes though

sad to see vidal like that desu. he was an animal two seasons ago

Messi is fucking up everything

after xavi puyol and iniesta left, messi held it with no exceptions as far as i remember

messi is 1st captain, busi 2nd and pique 3rd

dangerous post, never touch messi on this threads

yeah who does he think he is, trying to create plays and give assists
the fucking gall of this manlet

YEAH HOLD THE BALL THEN FALL ON YOUR ASS COUTINHO

WELL PLAYED

What do you mean?

It implies that both Coutinho and Vidal were both big names with impressive careers at previous clubs in different leagues but once they came to Barca they are like a shell of their former self.

qtinho played well against manu

Iniesta has only been gone this Season though, was he 1st Captain when he was there?
I thought it was Messi last Season even when Iniesta was on the pitch

coutinho was actually pretty good the first few games at barca, i remember it well, i was like, aw shiet, we got a nice replacement for iniesta

then, nope, not even fucking close, what a dissapointment

vidal hasn't been playing too much as far as i remember

Iniesta was the 1st captain, but played a lot less often.

...

It was weird, at first Coutinho was the good one and Dembele was meh, then they switched and right now none are too great, Coutinho being worse. I wish Dembele got more minutes.

here comes arfur

Fair enough, makes sense as to why I thought Messi was 1st Captain last season too
Guess Lineker wasn't talking complete shit then, still an odd thing to say though

it feels like iniesta has been gone since forever, the team lacks so much playmaking it's sad, basically only messi does it, and very very very rarely someone else

nah, when iniesta was in the game, he held the captain badge, messi always gave it to him even when iniesta wanted to give it to messi, only when iniesta was substituted messi held it

Say what you will about Vidal but the man is fucking relentless in defense

He was decent early this Season with Barca too, it's like with more game time it's hampered his performance. He used to make a good impact as a sub and actually link decently well with Messi.

Poor Messi.

>vidal hasn't been playing too much as far as i remember
on and off from what I can recall, compared to him at Juve is like comparing night and day though.

>I wish Dembele got more minutes
I wish both him and Malcom were played more but I dont see it happening anytime soon with how much they invested into coutinho

pretty much yeah
yeah i like the level of intensity he wants to play with, reminds me of suarez

bloody hell Coutinho

But Dembele cost like 80% what Coutinho cost. At least Malcom just came without being asked for.

what a waste of time this game has been

Wonder what #3 says to messi

not to mention soccer is gay

>ernesto at the wheel

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what did you actually expect from a largely Messi-less Barca playing Alaves though

thank you me for not betting on messi to score this game, dodged a bullet, cuz valverde benched him for 60 min or so

see ya lads, have a good night/day

>On 25 August 2017, La Liga side Barcelona announced that they had reached an agreement to sign Dembélé for €105 million plus a reported €40 million add-ons

Didn't realise it was that much, fucking hell. I remember when people were going ape shit over the cost of Bale to RM

The balon d'or kinda addons wont come into play though.