/hoc/

>Drake curse
>monopoly money
>lego Andersen
I did what I could. Not >my fault that >your team has zero fucking OC.

>>>/reddit/

Another lifelong here

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Confident the Sharks will eke out a win tonight.

Sharks

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Lets go Vegas

When will Connor mcdaffodil play in play offs again

Why even have playoffs anyway?

sorry, figured it was implied i meant /hoc/ meme
no one gives a fuck about normie memes

and there are some, but you are a newfag and it shows

a different kind of OP? huh

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Toronto has no memes.

Replace the Original6 with a new team:
>Boston Bruins
Replaced by Flyers
>Chicago Black Hawks
Replaced by Bloos
>Detroit Red Wings
Replaced by >blots
>Montreal Canadiens,
Replaced by yotes
>San Jose Sharks
Get to stay
>Toronto Maple Leafs.
Replaced by Oilels

funny yet another american tells im wrong

>today is also the anniversary of when an incel ran over people in Toronto
This loss is going to be extra terrible.

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>11.6
>11
>7

incredibly based

>San Jose Sharks
>Original6 team

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Go sharks

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Sorry, I'll add a rainbow Trudeau next time.

Haven't seen a better post in months desu

shoo shoo

This is unironically correct

>1 goal against
>0 shots on goal
Absolutely kek

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you could just admit the bias and that would suffice

nu6 would have to include the nucks

biz idiz: play on black ice and use a white puck

This is now an >oilels thread

Only post >oilel images, gifs, and webms

lads, which team do you irrationally hate?

why did the whole league retire gretsky's number?

All of my hatred is rational.

>search /cric/
>0 (ZERO) results

respect

I hate the Penguins with a burning passion, and I live in a Pittsburgh sports-dominated area. I have no reason to, I just absolutely cannot stand the fucking Penguins

eh, not worth the effort for a team that won't leave the first round anyway

Pretty excited for the Sharks tonight desu

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wongs

totally irrational because I like red and white and motown and дaтcюк

everyone despises him so much that no one is willing to use that number

Fair.
I'd probably throw in a rake and a picture of Steve Dangle if they did.

>no reason to
Crysby is more than enough reason

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I don't really hate any teams.

I fucking hate leafs fans though if that counts.

truly Yea Forumss golden era

Every team playing tonight is in a must-win situation, in my humble opinion

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checked

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Based and checkd

confirmed for repetitive digits

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Used to hate the Sharks because of their regular season sucess and how everyone hops on their dick regardless of being cupless.
Ironically started to roll with it and root for them as my Westcoast team
Pic related

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I like these edits

>Cherry on both sides
jej

If the shorks lose tonight they'll lose the entire series I think

>root for them as my Westcoast team
ummm sweetie, you do know you can only have one team, right?

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>Will Ny the hockey guy
based

Why does left shark crack me up so much?

your iq is low enough that facebook memes amuse you

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GET IN HERE! POLICE CHASE!

>ummm sweetie, you do know you can only have one team, right?
If my country was the size of a North American state or province then yeah, I could only have one team. San Jose is on the other side of the continent so it's fine.

I only want the canes to win the series because it's funny seeing ovie throw tantrums

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wtf i love usa now

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which is funny cause i only want the caps to win the series because its funny seeing zoomers throw tantrums

Don't do it. They will assimilate you, brother.

Hating the ducks is completely rational

>stay scared m8

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Thanks lads.

obsessed and seething

>t. seething oilers fan

>Reports are coming in that Claude Giroux of the Philadelphia Flyers has just been arrested for sexual harassment in Gatineau.

>get reverse-swept
>chad

gaybec would never indict one of their own
especially someone as beloved as pooroux

my leafshits :)

>Tavares first round exit
>Islanders advance to second

yikes

So Quebec players get treated like demi gods? Sounds like a pretty cool deal to be quite honest with you

Nah there's no way the Leafs are gonna lose another game 7

praying for that poor police officer

> :)

finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY finland GO AWAY

pretty much
there are puck sluts across canada who would blow any nhl'er but only in gaybeck takes it to another level

>laffs elimination day
>sharks elimination day
Reddit will be eliminated today and it's going to feel so good

I mean, the Leafs losing ANOTHER game seven would quite frankly be preposterous and outrageous.

nice proxy sven

Patrick Roy leaving must have been literally heartbreaking.

based retard

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Can't wait for THE games lads

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>Canes zoomers
>just happy to have gotten this far
>Ovi
>screaming FUCKING BULLSHIT at the top of his lungs, seething at the refs, getting thrown out of games, etc.
Ovi's breakdown is funnier.

youtube.com/watch?v=NcT_mA-46W8
not a 30 for 30 by any means but still great insight

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>just happy to have gotten this far
you think that is what svech tells himself as he drinks another meal from a straw?

You mean like ovi throwing a tantrum like a fucking 2 year old after he couldn't score by railroading a goalie

if you think that goal was disallowed because of GI its just further proof of how shit sunbelt hockey knowledge is

For me, it's when he clapped at the refs last night after getting thrown out for his 30th pointless slash.

...

Is this the police chase thread now

Pongs changing their colors to black and gold identical to the broons just because muh Steelers. Even worse that they were allowed to do it because of the Pirates, who no one cares about at all.

The general formerly known as “/cric/“ now goes by “Cricket related discussion.” Be sure to pop in and let them know that /hoc/ stands in solidarity with our white, Christian friends.

>had all last night to make his point
>had all last night to show any evidence of his claims
>fucking nothing
Give it up already, you're fucking embarrassing.

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>/cr*c/
>white

>Cricket related discussion
Holy grim

link them this

what the fuck are you talking about
i voiced my opinion in the game thread
retards were too busy jerking off to themselves to care

HATE yinzers but more teams should adopt a color scheme for their city across leagues.

No you faggot. You get one team and if you aren't unironically lifelong then it wasn't your team to start with. I wanted to root for Vegas because of the fan since day 1 meme but I felt absolutely nothing for them. You can't just switch teams. I'm stuck with the broons no matter how bad they choke every year.

>tfw meeting up with a friend for drinks downtown but not sure if there are tvs to watch the game

I miss Quebec.

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t. Raging boomer faggot
NO GOAL GO CRY
It's hillarious how hypocritical /hoc/ is. Hates niggers then turns around and defends nigget behavior.

>tattoos
dropped

>NO GOAL GO CRY
lmao
just because i dont believe it was gi does not mean i believe it was a good goal
its ok little sunbelter, you dont have to admit to being retarded

*catches her and decks you in the face*
Thanks you raging 12 year old

Listen you cock enthusiast, If I wanna cheer for a team on the other side of the Mississippi and over 2,000 miles away then I'mma do that.
Fuck off cunt

please never watch hockey again horatio

>bothering to respond to leafs on the day of the rake

Who's that semen slurping demon

umad posting increasing at an alarming rate

no surprise it coincides with it being after 3:00pm EST

KINO

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based

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Rightful trips confirmed

M8 the only reason that puck went in the net was because ovi charged into mrazek. That is literally text book GI. Maybe you should learn the rules of "your" own game m8.

Happy Canada elimination day /hoc/

The kiddies are out of school and unsupervised.

>Red Sox are red
>Celtics are green
>Patriots are blue
>Bruins are yellow [and black]

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Toronto has no memes, just some faggot saying
>WOW HELLO LEAFS NATION

and?
the play was dead long before that, maybe one day you'll be able to comprehend the game without needing to reference the rule book

Based Mexibro

i was banned for telling /cric/ to fuck off

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>highest contrast possible
>still looks like shit

whats up leafs nation

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Elimination day was Saturday, dummy.

Waffle house is the most based food franchise on Earth.

>just because i dont believe it was gi does not mean i believe it was a good goal

> just said that Ovi "railroaded" Mrazek, doesn't mention GI
>address what said by bringing up GI yourself in
> just says "NO GOAL," again, not GI
>try to blame him for thinking it's GI when you're the only one who's ever mentioned GI
B A S E D
R E T A R D
How can anyone be this dedicated to being this fucking stupid.

>92260511
>Alright fellas I went on a trip to reddit. They're...all jumping on the CBJ wagon.

as a lifelong this pisses me off. same as all the nerds here jumping on our wagon. yous can fuck right off.

Ay yo the mods can suck a fat one

the refs better be on our fucking side tonight, need to send these vegass shitters home

It’s not really irrational, since they’re rivals, but I hate philthy niggers far more than the >rags. Easiest way to tell if a “fan” is a filthy fucking casual is if he says the Rangers are the Devils’ main rivals, and then goes on to harp about >muh 2012 ecf

If that doesn’t count, then probably Winnipeg. Everything from the organization to the fans just screams phony to me.

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Have sex you dirty fucking incel, get off my general while you're at it.

based retard

WE ROUND 2 BOYS

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Like it or not the wagon is getting full and reddity as we speak. Stay strong m8

>cross board raid
>It all happened on Yea Forums
Makes one think

>the play was dead
No it wasnt you fucking retard that is why craps fans are all in a hussy to begin with. I'm done giving a retard (you)s. Perhaps you should give the rule book more looks instead of relying on your retard brain.

>the poster only implied gi HE DIDNT EXPLICITLY SAY IT
kek

knights fan coming in peace

hedgehogs > beavers

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youtube.com/watch?v=6sQm7GD2FVo

INTENT
TO
BLOW

Tell reddit to fuck off, you're full.

>Konosuba meme
Good lad

Posting in advance

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the play was dead the moment the ref lost sigh of the puck
intent to whistle
craps fans can get into a hussy all they want
doesnt make you are them correct

sup latvia bro? you ready for game 7 tonight? will you be able to watch?

Based ECHL affiliate.
All three of >us are going far this year.

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nice ip
brb haxxing your noods

What you do on Thursday nights is none of my business m8

Dallas or St.Loois will lose the conference final the the Knights

seething

Fuck off, GO SHARKS

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who’s ready to get banned for 50 different versions of “off topic” posting?

most based canadianbro

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Sharkies desu

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>That is literally text book GI.
It's because Ovi pushed Mrazek's pad with his stick, which the puck was under, instead of pushing the puck with his stick.
It's still not a legal way to score, but I'm not sure that it falls under the "goaltender interference" umbrella.

Sharing is caring

wtf there is 2 of you?

Sure fucking thing I am!

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rude

It very much does and is why it was called as such

it would have been gi if the ref could still see the puck under mrazek's pad

incidents like that happen every playoffs

das kawaii

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I'm not a Sharks fan but I shark post sometimes cuz sharks are cute.

hello pedo

>It very much does and is why it was called as such
there was no reference to goaltending interference with the call on the ice

are you pants on head retarded? or just delusional

>still trying to justify Gary's Gift

Yes.
There have been for a while.

Yeah, there is second Vegas Latvia, who appeared only during playoffs. He's a bandwagon cunt

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Got the exact same, lad
>cuck jannies UNIRONICALLY think I’m going to serve a 5 day ban

FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES

based retard

latvia posters are ok in my book

BASED

92262155
>ref literally says goaltender interference in his announcement
>T-ther was no reference
Pants on head retarded is you

At this point I think it's just falseflaggers arguing with other falseflaggers.

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Those Jannies must make good money giving how big the traffic on 4chin is.

yah I like sharkbro latvia even though Im a knigger

Isnt that 90% of /hoc/ discussions?

So evil skin Latvia? How does it feel to have an evil alternate?

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He's allowed to like a different team from >your team.

the habs suck

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yes, notice how we have stars fans outta nowhere

>money

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Wouldn't honestly blame them for just having been in hiding until now.

Might start a civil war soon

I can call other person cut if I want to

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round these parts we call dem folk bandwagoners

Blues over Stars
Avs over Knights
Blues over Avs
Blues over whatever leastern team shows up

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latvia more like FATvia lmfao

arturs irbe wasnt even that good rofl

*dabs*

But that wouldn't be accurate.

>cock enthusiast

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Yinzers are God’s chosen race

prove it fuckboi

>arturs irbe wasnt even that good rofl
Okay, now >I'm mad. Shall be sticking up for Latvia.

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>pretending like dallass had fans before yesterday

>hatingon based artus
you just made yourself a very powerful ennemy

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Anyone else think the shark powerplay hand chomp is cheesy and kinda cute?

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Thoughts?

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>US
>calling someone fat
*buljus*

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Still just as bad as the last three times you posted it.

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do we have any south american posters or do they congregate in divegrass generals exclusively

>he doesn't know about Brazilbro

I don't really associate Portugal Jr. with south america

Brazil user hits and runs sometimes.

>hue"bro"
maybe your family has relations with monkeys but dont rope in the rest of us

based brasil
also I've seen urugay couple of times

atleast he talks about hockey when he comes by. Far better trained than the rest of the monkeys

tell me lads, who does brazilbro support?

I only started watching recently since I heard the caps were doing well

curling is on

Where my game seven niggas at?

I was on vacation until last week, so I didn't had time to shitpost properly and was shitposting under other flags

>shark powerplay hand chomp
You mean the gators chomp?

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>I only started watching recently since I heard the caps were doing well
based plastic retard

oh thank god you didn't miss the
>BLOTS

>u r gay
im well aware of this fact latvia

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what does plastic mean? are you mad that we're doing well? get fucked

mommy

>gators
I don't follow CTEball, let alone young adult CTEball so I wouldn't know.

why are false flaggers so obsessed with >us

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holy blyat

christ

because we're clearly the best team in the NHL and the most exciting and have the best goal scorer of the past 3 decades

>gamethreads with them are >50% Washington flaseflaggers
>why are false flaggers so obsessed with >us
Based retard.

unfortunately I didn't watch their colapse live but the shitposting wave was funny

>laffs elimination day
BASED lads, got me some ribs in the slow cooker, im ready for tonight

Shorks? But I might be mistaken or there is two brasils idk

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I, for one, likes when we have more russians in /hoc/

That skirt is way too short.

Somebody stop him, if his head gets any bigger I will need to get a bigger monitor

It's dumb as shit and universally made fun of but the University of Florida handegg team has been doing the chomp for forty years. Shorks 100% copied it.

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the chomp is a UF thing, yes. you can have your own opinions about >amateur handegg but they definitely coopted it from the gators

>your fanbase's dumb opinion
truth
>my fanbase's dumb opinion
falseflagging

simple as

t. Vladimir vlidikov

Ailish Forfar is a qt

At work
Nothing to do
Listening to rogan

Grim

Swedish betrayal of Finland soon

ah yes but do you have proof

t. CIA

>soon

t. Jespar Kutuzov

It’s in the mueller report m8

my little brother forces me to watch hockey with him sometimes.. it's fun, even though I don't know the rules

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sharks have been doing it since 1942

>finland
that's a funny way of spelling of east sweden

It's a "listen to Rogan podcast while phoneposting at work" episode

it's toronto's time, I know it you know it

Look at that chimp. Think about it's potential if it could lift...Jesus Christ.

What can ya do ya know

No amount of cleavage can save that face.

Can you pull it up Jamie

>Shorks

come out of the closet

That’s why God invented doggy style fren

*pulls up video of ovi ejection

>Latvia poster will statistically kill himself this year
Feels bad man

Is your strategy to keep drinking vodka until her face is so blurry it doesn't matter?

dont mind the haters yuri
these fedora gentlemen find a flaw with everyone female posted here

Jesus christ. That chimp must be, what, 240 lbs? Jesus, that thing could tear you to shreds.

Imagine it's ice soccer. There's offsides, infractions for the wrong type of checks (tackles) and fluid play.

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There's so many ants

I think she's pretty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

currently sleeping on the Leafs, the Hurricanes and the Golden Knights tbf lads

I thibk I've still got at least 4-5 years

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yeah, the basics are easy, i just dk what an offside is exactly. but i guess that doesn't matter too mch

But only one (you)

When a player cross the blue line before the puck

The puck has to enter the zone (blue line) before the player does.

Heard you lads like beautiful women

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alcohol poisoning is a rough way to go

>user from /hoc/, your on da air. What's happening user?

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cool, thanks. what about icing?

Hello

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this is russian poster
this is finnish poster

I rest my case

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hello dis is pajeet
i rilly tink da maple leafs have a shot at the cup buddy *screaming children* *indian cursing* for really buddy

We've been so blind and you were right the whole time. wtf I love Russia now

reminds me of kevins chili scene from the office

Hey, buddy.

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youtu.be/_XbL7lG0Su8

Wtf I'm Russian now
Wtf Im voting for Trump now

you can't just shoot the puck all the way down into the other teams zone when you are being pressured. More technically, if the puck passes the midline and the red line at the other zone without being touched by another player then play will discontinue and a faceoff will be placed in the offending teams zone.

>washed out 50yo skank
>vs
>young hotties going full brasilian
We had a lot better post, Igor.

UPS bro just picked up at work. He says Toronto wins 4-3 in 2OT. He's never been wrong. Pick up some extra beer on your way home tonight my canadian lads you're gonna be celebrating.

what the FUCK

I don't fuck with vomit but I bet she was more fun before that.

what kind of a job do you have that you interact with ups drivers

>flying up to Boston at 5am tomorrow
It's gonna be a somber fucking flight if they don't win tonight.

>torontonistan
>canadian

so I managed to put my savings on the bruins.
How fucked I am?
If they lose you can suggest me a suicide method, I can livestream it if you want.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

J
V
G

I am just saying that different posters have different uses, Finland is good for memes, busts and losing to Sweden, Russia is good for posting freaky plastic instagram whores.

The gray bra is taking it like champ.

Dog walker, gardener, house wife

Ups drivers just show up to your house

Literally any job that gets deliveries interacts with them.
Replacing a hundred computers in the office? Just ordered a new coffee maker for the break room? Someone has to go down and sign for it.

just don't think about this gif like I do every time I fly now

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Villie you fugface :DDD

All ryssar är tjuvar och mördare.

We posting women now?

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BOSTON

he said work though

For me it's Rebecca Johnston

Why aren't you cheering for Canada's team?

Jesus that’s a thing of beauty right there

thanks!

BROONS!

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I am cheering for Canada's team, the St Louis Blues.

Yeah but >women save percentage

Hahaha jättebra

The bloos?

If I die I die. Can't live your life like that. Flying is too convenient to be afraid of a 0001% chance. More likely to be killed by Stacy sending a snapchat while driving.

Yeah but she took it serious. Men have to worry about looking like try hards

I want Finland to walk on my back like a petite Chinese woman

>Try hards
Does toxic masculinity know no bounds?

Imagine being this delusional.

What you want more try hards

What did he mean by this?

I want players to do their best

Sounds like a man who is threatened by a strong skilled Womxn

Must of been one of those Boeing max 8’s eh ?

That was a military cargo flight, either coming out of Afghanistan or Iraq.
The story was that whoever was securing the cargo in the hold didn't actually secure it properly, so that plane had some massive piece of hardware like an APC or something just slide free and slam into the back of the hold at the back of the plane when they lifted up during take-off. That impact was what jerked the plane downward, and then the pilots tried to keep angling their nose up to counter the force that they felt tugging them down (which is a retarded move in a plane like that, but I guess they panicked). But the cargo was so unbalanced at that point that there was nothing that they could do in time.
Stuff like that doesn't happen on regular commercial flights.

Hockey.

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>Hockey.
really redeemed yourself there, lad

GOD TIER
>Sweden
>Russia
>USA
>Canada
>Brazil
>Ukraine
>Denmark
>Norge

SHIT tier
>grease
>latvia

BELOW SHIT TIER
>Finland

Thoughts?

really have no idea what to expect tonight

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If I hit a freethrow and steph curry misses right after me does this make me better at basketball than steph curry?

Hey, Jets are hockey-related.

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>Hockey.
Bretty based.

why don't you do your best?

On what bases?

she is pretty. needs to cut down on the trendy eyebrow BS

according to his logic, YAS

Brad Marchand is my homeboy. Also, Boston teams are actually quite popular on the east coast of Canada (patriots are super popular here as well). Toronto, Montreal and Boston I would say are the most popular, followed by Pittsburgh fans strictly because of Crosby.

one team jumps out to a big lead. other fights back to tie it. team with early lead gets a late goal and wins.

Not only that you should force steph curry to pay you

Not hockey.

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>Brad Marchand is my homeboy.
based

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>muh death threads
Nigga turn off the screen. Death threats via twitter don't count.

imagine being such a casual """fan"""" you don't threaten players wives when your team loses

why arent other fanbases this passionate?

>Twitter attack
>""""""attack""""""
Every time.

If they don't count then threaten to kill me right now.

I'm going to murder you, anonymous leaf poster who I know nothing about.

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This but the opposite

matthews is the best dressed player in the league. high fashion iq.

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Does his mom buy clothes for him? Jesus christ.

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Makes me kek everytime

au revoir

The Leafs will lead 4-1 into the third period and subsequently blow it after it goes to OT

I can't fucking wait for the tears

He knows don cherry can't live forever and he wants that coaches corner job when he retires

>hockey night in canada
>hosted by an american
kek. maybe if he wins 4 cups with them.

As a Taoist and Star's fan I appreciate true neutral.

Pretty sure that Shannon is getting the nod for that spot.

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his ankles looks smaller then I would expect.

Toronto needs to be much farther down and to the left

If he gets one cup for the leafs he's royalty in Canada until he dies or until its 90% pajeets and chinese

*crack
*sip

only true Shannon fans know this

whatever you say tyrone

so he has bout 3 years?

They only make up 13% of out population although

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>45%

What if they win?

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Wow finns sound like stray cats

they wont

two 100% grassfed Angus beef patties, melted pepperjack cheese, caramelized onions, roasted green peppers, fried green tomatoes, and applewood-smoked bacon on our buttery toasted sourdough buns

they win a chance to suck the big columbus cock

no need to even consider that possibility

>Vegas coach Gerard Gallant in response to Sharks coach Pete DeBoer saying he chirps players: “For that clown to say that in the paper yesterday is not right.”
honk honk

and?
only 5% of our population is chinese
and only 4% is indian
facts didnt matter before, why do they matter now?

how many fights tonight?

Here we go Houspies here we go!!!

rather gay post

I read somewhere ours make up 50% of something

hopefully the only fight tonight, is a full 60 minute fight to win the hockey game, except maybe deboer/gallant and kane/reaves during the handshake line.
go knights

>chirping both the players and the coach now
Based. He still needs to chirp the shorks trainers though

first for washington baseball eagles

who cares about ice skating

Holy based

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Your mom when I hold her hands so she doesn't fall, and she thanks me by blowing me in the Wendy's parking lot

Nobody cares, Pookraine. Shall be laughing when you're forced to speak Russian.

This is kwayzie!!

just in case you forgot, tim and sid is on right now

fuck now i want a baconator and loaded baked potato

Pajeets like hockey. There is even a hockey night in Canada broadcast that is broadcast in Punjabi language.

Golden knights are our guys tonight

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Last year /hoc/ hated VGK while /cric/ embraced them. This year /hoc/ LOVES VGK. What happened?

Why is /hoc/ always lagging behind /cric/?

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>I can't fucking wait for the tears
>implying we're not all already numb to this type of scenario

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Fucking nervous about the game tonight.

go get one then tubby

reminds me when i was a kid doing that same thing with my brother from big brother program

*upvotes your post*

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T SHE MOVED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

most of /hoc/ is rooting for the shorks, for some reason

I know it too well. I was a leafs fan my whole life but then switched to the bruins a couple years before they won the cup. Now I can be happy every time the leafs choke.

lmao you fat retard

We've been bi-lungual for hundreds of years, retard :) There was this thing, called the USSR, remember?

really should've read the replies before i opened this, im trying to eat

based turncoat

if you switch from a leafs fan to a fan of another team, you were never a leafs fan

Yep, and its going to happen again so you can be starved and enslaved by Russia. Can't happen soon enough

>golden "losing 4 straight in the finals is a success" knights

His mommy is busy eating babies.

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At first it was for the keks. Then it was for the skillz.

>baked potato from a fast food burger joint

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>USSR
fuck off with your boomer letters

Really based post

For this reason, /cric/ is based
cringe

i always remeber these words

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...

>still mad
>at a successful second year expansion team
leave the house once in a while m8

her thighs are a masterpiece

newfags

Golden knights are my guys because I watched them become borned in my city

His mom is a cutie. I want her to be my mommy.

Who pissed in your maple syrup, leaf?
It's not MY fault some frogs terrorized you and forced you to learn their language

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you ladies looking for a fight?

b-but I thought tavares was the leafs savior and that the islanders were hopeless without him

wait
you're telling me that it's NOT true????

because of based toilet water shorks user

Are French Canadian girls good in bed?

cope

seething

decent. they're hairy and they smell bad though.

I’m not sure but walking around Montreal is a good time if you like looking at lots of beautiful women all day.

Does this image make you feel schadenfreude towards Nashville?

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remember we are all in this together

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But that’s stupid, because if you ever try again, then quitting didn’t last forever
Kill yourself

LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO

ESTI OUI

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haha got em
that'll show those redditors who's boss
now us cool 4channers can be cool together

I actually liked Robo Penguin. Why couldn't they just make an away version instead of having Pittsburgh across the jersey? Then they had the third jersey with the grey in it that was promoted to full time use.

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Yay it's >laffs elimination day!!!!

god damn canada sure does get uppity when their only chance at bringing the cup home lies in toronto's hands

implying you can reach your fists past your gut

this is 4channel idiot

better learn that frog-speak, if you want any decent job, leaf

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laine has already played 4 hours of fortnite today

the cope from vanpooper fans is palpable

yep, and it'll feel so much better in about four or five (4-5) hours when the laffs are eliminated

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woke

you say that in a disparaging way but it is true. some of the best paying jobs are bilingual.
t. work for a big company from quebec in ontario

>A Different Script? :book emoji:
>:clapperboard emoji: MUST SEE: We will find out tonight if Maple Leafs can erase ghost of Game 7s past vs. Bruins
verbatim the notification the NHL App just sent me on my phone

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just ordered this jersey, hope it comes in time for the WCF

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LEAFS ARE STARTING SPARKS WHAT THE FUCK

name one(1) single team that has ever won the cup without canadian players on the roster

Better learn to suck tiny russian cocks or you wont get your daily gruel, pookraine

if only he reminded me to get pucks deep

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this should be their uniform full time

Gotta be the boringest guy in the league.

do you have to speak frog to manage/coach the snes or is that just pierre dorion?

All of them since 1993
Those are american teams with american players. Once you sell your soul to the Americans you become an american.

the only good 91

name one (1) time a canadian nhl team won a stanley cup in the past 26 (twenty-six) years

>doing what you have to do over the course of the evening
this literally sounds like a bot

seething
cope
have sex

for me it's bombston and hobo joe thornton

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According to the canada user if you have one (1), i repeat (1) one, player from canada your team is fully canadian

*dabs while ukranians are dying in the streets of malnutrition*

Justin really needs to work harder on making you people more accepting and diverse.
For the sake of humankind :)

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>the virgin johnny gaudreau vs the chad nathan mackinnon

To be fair 99% of player interviews are awful. Just say the same things over and over again.

joe thornton may very well be the biggest reddit faggot in the league, and it is for that reason, that i announce my support toinght for the vegas golden knights

Now I know why the Islanders never got anywhere with him as their "leader"

good post

You forgot cuck and newfag

name one (1) time an american team has won an olympic gold medal in the last thirty-eight(38) years

...or was it peoplekind?!

based.

Putin really needs to just round up ukranians and gas them, for the good of the world.

Laffs will win but Shorks will lose
So only a 50% good result

Do women count?

>caring about meme hockey

based leaf

Tell us where daddy hurt you

The actual term he used was even worse. “Peoplekind”.

Btw not the user you are arguing with. Ukrainians are based imo.

last year m8

pretty based of the finns to gift us that one though desu

opposite of this my dad works for the NHL

moronto < bombston

make the new thread, cuck.

>Laffs will win
there are zero universes where this happens

arguments about stanley cups and olympic gold medals usually revolve around men's hockey, so i would tend to answer no

Well it's not Canadian players that are the problem, it's Canadian fans. Canadian fan bases screech and whine until their team's front office makes a stupid decision to mitigate the seething Canadian masses.

Canadian players aren't holding back Canadian franchises. Canadian fans are to blame

go dye your hair :)))

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>wants somebody to create a thread for him to post in
you're literally asking to be cucked

*butthurt americans respond with womens hockey*

why would i subordinate myself to you for free?

posting in another mans thread is like wearing another mans name on your back

...

Which beer are you pairing with that?

Zero unfortunately, most guys won't want to risk losing and/or giving the other team a spark

>late
grim

Shorks had higher meme potential this year.

>not allowed to push goalie when trying to score puck
not that hard desu