OFFICIAL detroit tigers (10-10) @ boston red sox (9-13) GAMETHREAD

Why the fuck is Bonertendi batting first instead of Mookie? Doesn't Cora ever learn anything?

a true alpha, demanding help from people not even involved.

benintendi reach mookie pops up the ideal start to every game

fat girl boob's behind home plate tonight

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sandy leon disabled list is it possible to do gives backs on swihart disaster trade???

i like to deliberately order items not on the menu at restaurants for this very same reasoning

hi guerin HIDEOUS coat today great to have you back

is this guys name literally 'grayson grinder'

how do you even find these slampigs

greiner, i believe. not even sure but he's the tallest catcher to ever play and is dogshit so he fits right in with my tigers

Sony Playstation Vue Dropped NESN

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sorry im late any1 watching

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grayson grinder white ppl baka

go to keep nesn dot com RIGHT NOW

Boyd mowing you down with ease

big freaking deal so did mike fiers

Jones will always give you a patient at-bat

so did dan straily so did james paxton i watched my rd sox get mowed down like a thousand times already

fuck off we're making sale look good

so while basedball was cancel i bought ootp out of the park 20 and did a thing

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that was the whole point of this entire series tigers suck red sox suck go play two

that was a STRIKE dumb ass ump didn't even know what the game STARTED

$40 every year for a game you play 10 hours

i got it for $15 because i got $25 gift card from buying a new PSU i didnt need

500+ hrs last year and alreayd 40 this year, but this year they added online mode so im even more into it (that is NESN softball team mode)((we suck))

in light of new information i retract my post

kind of girly swing there by koji not sure it's worth a double

>hottest girl in boston

get swihart on the phone right the fck now

>asian guy shortens his swing, gets contact and moves bases
>tiggers meanwhile swinging for the fences every fucking at-bat
i hate this sport sometimes

after thi inning im going to buy alcohol to get drunk for firt time in year

jesus CHRIST

me 20th consecutive day

why does christian vasquez look like the epitome of the le 56% meme
he looks so fucking gross

Go after betts, he can't hit anything lately

thank GOD

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genious

>throw pitch right over the plate
was that a CH? christ boyd

At least he's at low pitc hcount

because fuck you thats why

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sale at high pitch count, let's work counts and get him out of the game after 5

>BIG MISTAKE
my anxiety thru the roof

pitch count professor

i'm a new school baseball watcher that's all i know

here's some wisdom from the eye test: jd hurts himself right field on damp turf today

>after 5
dude he's only at 61 lmao you gonna pull him this early?

after they work counts idiot

ok i found some red sox girl

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i legitimately have no idea who ronny rod is, everyone on this fucking roster is AA/AAA
>new baseball watcher calling me an idiot
ah based

lots of strikes out

Do you guys think the Red Sox keep Tsu Wei Lin on the roster as a kind of token asian player? Like someone told Dombroski once that you need at least one asian player on the team for a good luck charm and he went with it?

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if you watched some new baseball you'd know the players on the team lol just in my opinion

i think he's there because he paid brock holt kid to scratch eye

ugh why did the yankees have to win last night this would be so much better if they lost

in what way

fuck the bankees. in that way.

try positivity

LOOOOOOOOL just swing at the glove

I don't think I've ever seen that before

dorothys a frekaing cow

jacoby ellsbury used to do such every single game on purpose

back from alcohol what did i miss

>average boston woman

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chavis moms fat piggy taking up three seats lmao

what a SLUT

LMAO he actually thought he did it lmao foul ball sit down DOROTHY

wow thanks for getting my hopes up only to CRUSH them

also was that chavis sister next to his mom she has a GREAT softball butt

>his mom smells so bad that his GF is sitting three seats away
lmao

what did they talk about guerin, how to ground into double play? get the hell out my screen

>also was that chavis sister
yes
>his GF
yes

>let's
Imagine being an user so mentally ill that you think you are actually in the Detroit Tigers batting order today while posting on a japanese cartoon pornography forum.

40 minute discussion on how to hit ground ball right to short stop and then throw team under bus

come on my red sox let's (let us, collectively) do this WE can WIN

hot i wish her butt was on my face

fucking laughing hard only because it's all true every word

is this the NEET thread

KILLLLL MY SELF RED SOX JUST GOT BEAT BY A LITERAL GRAYSON GRINDER

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>getting homered by the tallest center to ever play baseball
based

sharing laugh with you then suddenly i hear it:

>*BANG*
look at my second monitor and there it is, right there couldnt miss it, a home run game tied. my laugh: GONE. my smile: nowhere to be found

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>2pm on a tuesday
yup
I'm probably about to take a nap.

tuesday don't you mean brewsday

>not graduating from a college in boston and being able to work from home
ygsiu

sweepin mama has posted

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im not a NEET i just dont have work today dont judge me getting hammer for first time in YEARS middle of the day during double header for my red socks

Because this is clearly a response to my post about the mentally ill Tigers poster, you should have quoted my post # here.

I'm graduating from Northeastern on May 3rd
what do I win

fuck off richfag

any1 remember red sock give two of their starting pitchers brand new HUGE contracts and then suddenly one dies and the other forgets how to throw ball?

ill learn nosql sql mysql tablau SAS in two week and they give your job to me since all remote workers are replaced

hopefully an internship.... so you don't end up like me....

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no i dont

ah i got my undergrad there, weird school man.

just realized why they are putting mookie at center field every game now instead of beininintendi like last season

>hopefully an internship.... so you don't end up like me....
NU forces you to do 6 month paid internships. its pretty dope.

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why cant china or jeff bozos just buy detoilet and turn it into a giant warehouse or wind farm or

sale probably saved a run there by being an autist and playing catch with 1st for five minutes

with the cost of NU nowadays, it's probably cheaper just to skip college altogether, get a trade, then work.

who the heck is danny

or zoo hah ha haha no i'm just kidding not racist

imagine being this poor

not bad post

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@92260984
not even worth a (you)

tradies are hardcore substance abusers, woman beaters, and have low IQs. you dont want to hang around that crowd

not bad post

>hardcore substance abusers,
good
>woman beaters,
that's good
>have low IQs
that's literally all good

this thread everybody talk about college university nobody even acknowledges i make entire online team based around /nesn/ nobody replies to my hilarious and GOOD posts just college university chavis fat mom

drink more

>tradies are hardcore substance abusers, woman beaters
fake news, most of the tradies I know are hyper religious people who own shit tons of property too and travel the world volunteering usually rebuildign after disasters

you: butt hurt you put yourself in eternal debt for a job that consumes your soul every day of your life

and you didn't even post hte roster

there has been countless studies/articles written about the avg cost of a 4 year career (assuming no scholarships) vs working straight out of HS/trade.

spoiler: tradies win every time

worthless poorfag NEET here. how do i move to new england

>hembree

tigers win. See you at 7pm

real news in the south

do you know anyone in new england willing to shelter you

not bad post

kill my self my man

cringe

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imagine going from a WS winning team to losing to a team comprised of AA/AAA players

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kind of confusing these names and ages and did you like yusmeiro petit that much to hire two of him

>9-153

i bought his card because they have cards that go up and down in value based on real life performance and i looked him up and he was doing good and he was like 100 currency so i said ok ill just buy and resell later when he is worth even MORE currency its called suppy plus demand maybe uve heard of it??

THORNBURG

yeah i did in fact i DEMAND you leave me alone or else i'll SUPPLY your face with my fist

>thornbust

tigers win. Good day

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shouldnt thornburg have started the inning

based cringe crew

Enjoy last place red sux

im not even listening why is thornburg in the same inning hembree is its like the 3rd inning or something

based THORNBURG

literally impossible for them to be last when the orioles exist

wonder how robinson cano could be andrew benintendis favorite athlete or anyones

i think u confuse benitendni with devers very easy mistake to make the look the same basically

no i didn't

attempted beaning's

WHJAT THE FUCK THAT WAS INTENTIONAL AS FUCK WE BETTER BETTER RETALIATE NEXT INNING OR IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS TEAM

world series champs

booooooooooooooo

what time does game 2 start

WOW,

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tahts too late ill be out of alcohol by then

i want an answer from a HUMAN BEING not a machine

>you will never be a fishing chad

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i stopped fishing because i dont eat fish and i dont want to hurt them if im not going to eat them

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wtf is that real

literally impossible for them to be in first also

JENAY

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THORNBURG

get that UGLY steven tyler looking idiot out of my thread

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Tyler 'secret weapon' Thornburg

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BLASPHEMY

guerin about to beat the freak out of that idiot

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THORNBURG GOLD GLOVE

wow is thornburg the ace

>that hot vs cold stat on NESN
what a useless bit of info that wasn't even related

THORNBURG

SHARP
H
A
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P

the chavis experiment has gone on long enough

dfa chavis

why is this allowed

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sign kimbrel

god

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jewish doctors

the devil rays have fans?

stupidest idea in this entire thread

better idea: sign dallas kikel

>cuckston cuck sox

sign daniel nava

until they get exposed

waiting last years for somebody to mentio nthe fact i paid currency for daniel nava and keep him on my reserve roster just for the appeasement of THIS THREAD and nobody even notice

>brewer

tigers win. See you at 7pm

how much real money did it cost

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$15 i paid to buy game

put thornburg back in

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based brewer

WIZARD

funny the way he just kept running into dugout to get sunglasses

OUTSTANDING catrch by JD martinez only impressivent because he refuses to go to eye docotr and get glasses to help him see past 5 feet good for him he can accomplish so much being so blind

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funny thjing: i laugh when other people laugh just like in real life any time i see somebody else laugh cant help but laugh

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put thornburg in

genius strategyu by me: walk this guy so chance of double play instead of this guy popping up and getting sacrafice run and us losing because of it

>9-153

what if instead of worrying about all that they just tried to get this guy out and then the next one

really not the best idea i like mine better

As if the Tigers aren't scoring regardless against this trash pen

big MISTAKE

B A S E D
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W
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thats what cora gets for not listening to my stroke of genius

maybe tonight i shoot myself

lol red sux

maybe iun one hand shit in other see which one fills up first

I always look for the Thornburg posters in these threads.

How's the Zika?

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my red sox lose but at least it was a good day for thornburg

Fuck you Brewer

rea;;y wish /nesn/ would get it together

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>his city's food is fucking BEANS
CRINGE

isn't it just your fault that everybody in your league put together a better team than you

no its the spirit of /nesn/ mostly ur fault and hte one other poster

horse SHIT call

BOOOOOOO

very bad joke told by the umpire throw that jokster out

Is the Ump blind or just retarded?

>2019.4
>UMPIRES STILL EXIST

they literally didn't even know what time the game was

charge the umpire

ok, i think that's just about enough of this whole mookie betts experiment

great job tailor made 4nd double play of the day for mookster

6 pack of long necks almost gone 2nd game hasnt even started yet going to have to go talk to indian guy at store again

DON'T drive there

its less than a block from where i am right this second ill be fine

lead off walk that's so freaking funny GOOD ONE

not sure about living that close to crime den

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i went there earlier and it looks just like cumbi's almost even saw multiple black people in there pretty sure the one i saw coming out was going to rob place he left his car running keys in it and everything

alright game officially over just bean every single player for the rest of the game unti lnext game start

first the convenicne stores then every nearby apartment

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YES
JD read my post BEANED TRHE FUCK out of that SHITHEAD going to third even if braiser wont listen

its poynber

2 opf my neighbors are actually black, im on good terms with them

one of my old neighbors was a black guy and white women he would beat her regularly she had black eye a few times found her passed out literally in garbage bin drunk

JD GOLD GLOVE

Sale finally does his fucking job and our relievers just throw the game away.

no thanks to even review i mean it's either 8-3 or 7-3 what's the freaking difference let's go on game two please

GUNNED RIGHT THE FUCK DOWN HOLY CRAP MOOKIE STATUS: REPLACED

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UMPBALL TIME

jd strolling over to tell mookie and benintendi he's going to opt the fuck out

red soxk losing when sale left game though

losing 2-2

ok OB thanks for filling my brain with usuless information thanks a lot
me opting out of life

basdically blowout

basically blow out my brain

wanted to take a post timer to tgake the time to acknowledge that vazquez has been ELITE this season and my skeptisism of him was completely wrong, he is a GOOD boy doing GOOD things proud of u

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.232 on base

who cares when hes on base hes good all the other times

do you think xander can pitch

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WOW,

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any1 hear that guy talking about his flight there from australia 16 hours or something

game over good game tigers bed time now night night

important reminder: this is the GAME ONE gamethread, and game one is now OVER

thanjk you

wtf whyd we lose

hello? game is starting idiots 268 posts and not even the first inning new record

stop watching hockey

repeating: this is the GAME ONE gamethread, game one is OVER

the sausages on yawkey way are actually pretty tasty ngl

game is starting idiot

sausage lover

so make a thread for it if you want to talk about it

hiro budget cuts have to use this one until it is full

have you even considered that a detroit fan might like to make a game thread for his team?

theyre already shaping and revising the chris sale narrative barely three hours later

have you ever consider flint michicang still doesnt have clean water and you want to waste this thread and make a new one...racist idiot....

>have you ever consider flint
considering flint deeply every time i drink bottled water and think 'there's literally nothing wrong with this'

GUNNED the FUCK out

reminder the tigers will forever be in chris sale's head

>that steal attempt

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after many recent events, i think you should consider deleting this post and use the term "tickled" out instead....

>those casual fans that complained earlier of a catcher having a low OBP
this is why you statfags need to get sent to the gulags

first it was just me second you can direct your questions immediately to my inbox by linking the post

@92266277
no

sending you to the injured list for this post

>4 starts
>0 wins
>3.43 ERA
is tonight the night

WTF

ok over a fully simulated 162 game season a catcher with an exceptional arm will throw out maybe 15% more runners than with bad arm, meaning POSSIBLY TEN base runners, and EVEN assuming those base runners are minisule more runs because they're faster than catcher, a difference of even .100 OBP over a whole season is like SIXTY MORE base runners, so basically,

after watching the replay about 20 times i can conlude the ball did not touch him

ok do something moreland

idk let's train our model on this data and simulate the rest of the season to see what happens

god fuckng damn it retard

oh nice drop

nice one Shitriguez

turnbull is throwing this pitches straight down the fucking middle good god

How can he have walked someone and hit another batter if he is throwing his pitches right down the middle?

Anyone watching?

I'm a data analyst at a Fortune 500 company. I live on Fangraphs and post here when I'm not busy. I have sifted through the replay for the past 24 hours. In order to ensure proper vigilance and attention to detail I consumed 200 mg of Adderall spaced out in a bi-hourly schedule. I also have been microdosing LSD for the past three years.

I can unequivocally say that there is absolutely no proof of a hit by pitch within the 10 seconds of the replay. It is insubstantial at best, and outright exaggerations bordering on slander at worst.

It would likely be in everyone's best interest to focus on more pertinent issues as opposed to getting lost in a web of obfuscation.

Given the intense mental output of thorough investigation it is essential that one rest to rejuvenate neural productivity.

I suggest going to sleep and completing at least 3 REM cycles before reassessing any further information.

STOP TALKING ABOUT DIVEGRASS ITS HORRIBLE

is man city code for p-town

he literally did not hit the batter, you can go back and watch the replay 40 times if you need to.

How bout you replay deez nuts hitting yo face bitch

are all red sox threads usually this bad?

>divegrass
Why would we care?

idiot

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Adding you to the injured list

Now that the dust has settled, is Chavis a bust?

Swiping left on you

Little early

evidently so

my gf at the game tonight

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epic

Why is she a Vegas fan?

More like the Boston DoubleplaySox

She's clearly wearing a Red Sox jacket while the man in front of her is wearing a Knights hat fucking blind retard dont event @ me

ok but why didn't you back me up about the catcher OBP

lol im not koji

i'll recompile the data

Vegas girl looks like your type tho

more like detroit double pligers

Don't event @ me guys

do you have any pics of her in softball pants

just one

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locker room shower cam

vazquez is now a slightly more valuable catcher than he was before that hit because he has reached base purely idiots in this thread disagree with this obvious true

me on the left

BASED VAZ

get a big hit mitch

Why do the Tigers fear mookie

they only have film from last year

lol they're gonna have to pay a large late fee

another attmepted double play by moreland not sure what he's up to tonight

FUCKING DRILLED HARD

jd out for season any replay data analysist can determine if that hit him or not

MOTHERFUCKER

I'm a data analyst at a Fortune 500 company. I live on Fangraphs and post here when I'm not busy. I have sifted through the replay for the past 24 hours. In order to ensure proper vigilance and attention to detail I consumed 200 mg of Adderall spaced out in a bi-hourly schedule. I also have been microdosing LSD for the past three years.

I can unequivocally say that there is absolutely no proof of a hit by pitch within the 10 seconds of the replay. It is insubstantial at best, and outright exaggerations bordering on slander at worst.

It would likely be in everyone's best interest to focus on more pertinent issues as opposed to getting lost in a web of obfuscation.

Given the intense mental output of thorough investigation it is essential that one rest to rejuvenate neural productivity.

I suggest going to sleep and completing at least 3 REM cycles before reassessing any further information.

ok thank you it's too bad they keep ripping of them detroit but i guess they'll have to do some make up calls

god damn it freaking red sox

epic

SCORE
RUNS

but how

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I DONT KNOW

how do we know braiser was able to bounce back

epistemology poster

tired of losing

what the FUCK

I
D
I
O
T

didnt this team win the world series or something

this is my first game

We are gonna be worse than the who's for the next 5yrs. Might as well get comfortable in front of the dumpster fire.

Mine too. Just heard of the red sox today.

im tired of losing but the more losing that happens the less tired i get because it gets more fun

red sox blown the fuck out right here cap this post

KILL MY SELF

you think waldo is still confident now

this team is so bad I don't understand

We can come back

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fielding expert

easy two outs guys

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wasn't devers fault

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>Rafael Errors

How does Dana Lavangie still have a job

unfireable because they think he is a girl with that name

>muh defense
dfa jbj when?

says the sandy defender

darwin has appeared get ready for the eye tests

fielding expert

>Rafael Errors

good first appearance so far

not darwin's fault

his ERA this game is literally zero

nice two pitches two outs (plus 12 other pitches that weren't outs)

Brett Gardner for Mookie Betts, who says no?

kill yourself

one two three after the hit NOT a bad debut

good first appearance so far

i know this is pasta but im autistic so i have to defend myself
the yankees are off tonight and i have nothing better to do than watch the sox and shitpost.
i usually never come to these threads.
ok thanks.

>zero (0, none) errors tonight
what did he mean by this

wish my sox would score some runs

based eck ADDICTED to baseball

do something mookie

honestly dont want this witchcraft bracelet and find it offenseive theyd show this after easter sunady and recent BOMBINGS OF CHRISTIAN CHURCHES

LITERALLY THROWING AT HIS HEAD WHAT THE FUCK

on balance off balance doesnt matter

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red sox do nothing and squander another opportunity like internship poster....cap this post

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how can mookie be our best player if he is shit this year

not sure why you wanted to make the only other poster in the thread feel bad

WHAT THE FUCK moreland ATTEMPTING thrree double plays in three plate appearance

sorry i just wanted to make the other poster laugh

haha

ok fuck this shoot the whole team into the sun

bad team is bad

dfa everyone start all AAA team

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This
This
This

stop stealing the yankees’s ideas retard poster

Turn the team over to Guerin right now. Mama G can steady the ship.

lol

they had me fooled aafter sweeping TB but the tiggers are total dogshit

They can't stop losing to bad teams

guerin can't even steady her shaking hands a grave drinking problem

Honestly don’t care about Lenny retardo

wtf

Lenny injuredo sorry

ty

I'd drink from her cup if you know what I mean

he's tired take him out

>tfw you care less about the broons winning than the sox losing to this crap team

I try to watch some hockey in the off season but I don't really care and stop following the day spring training starts

any more personal habit viewing information with whcih you can furnish the thread

More than your mom basement

is darwin an ace

me on the left

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Yeah knew you were fat

OWNED

they're all aces

Wtf

sorry

Guerin on my face now, please

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Winner of the Darwin Award LOL

what that'

New prospect award

why's he still in there

>Rafael Errors

did anyoen see this post

not sure about any lake kin

Yes

what did you think about it

please score some runs

sshh, let's just cuddle babygirl

mookie sucks trade his dumb ass

>risp
Nothing happens

woah

good bloop

>risp
Something actually happened

wtf you're supposed to make them use the pitcher they send out

ok fucking kill my self

wtf

hi sorry im late firend still here cant poist much but im drunk and want to let u know i lvoe u even if red sock let me down lvoe u

he's OUT

don't give up two chances for a BIG inning

uh huh

chavis gf still phone posting

CHAVIS SISTER GF HAPPY

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WOWOW CHAVIS IS THE REAL DEAL

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Out of the park Chavis!

Sorry

love u drunk as FUCK lvoe u tho

chavis sister gf really weird autism leg run thing

wtf why didnt he go over wall and dropped like in playoffs

based umpball

Love u too

mookie if you don't do something i swear to god

ok what ever old fuck tigers manager can't wait til the rule changes prevent this BULL SHIT

we would have a man in scoring position with 1 out if it weren't for blatant umpball

spotted the teenager

normal for balls to itch all the time or not

mookie fucking SUCKS

god damn it

ok fucking kill me

fuck this team, fuck it, they are burying themselves and I'm done

kind of good play

>done in april
lifelong huh

the true fan can tell when to pull the plug on a season four innings into first spring training game

typical b*ston sport fan. cali tier

>not knowing first to worst

season is over

kind of selfish jd keep hitting singles instead of home runs imo

game on the line who else should be at the plate but tzu wei lin

ok great day everyone

good clean game everybody goes home happy

Fire Cora

Fire Levangie

Trade Devers

trade MOOKIE

,e_ so drunk i cant even see ur posts

off the wagon

define wagon

injured my elbow typoign this

>typoign
you sure did LMAO ha ahahahahhaha ha hahahAHAH AH AH AHAA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

LOL

thinkeing about all the crooked mis planted hedges that will result of a hangover tomorrow

Fuck boston.
:)

Double header sweep yum.
>9-15
>yikes