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>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 68 V. Bottas 62 M. Verstappen 39 S. Vettel 37 C. Leclerc 36
>WCC Standings Mercedes 130 Ferrari 73 Red Bull 52 Alfa Romeo 12 Renault 12
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 159 (161 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 84
>Hund status: Ve don't have ze fastest car despite three 1-2
>News: Sainz says Seidl is impatient to start working Ferrari upgrades in Baku Horner: "We never actually aimed at wins for 2019" Brandon Leigh fucks up
remember this? the dude that got crushed had worked previously as a marshal but this was his first time in the pits a week later he lost his left leg from the knee down, the surgery was on his wedding anniversary and had to miss his kid's first words
Ah yes the KNOWN slag who looks like a bull dyke now.
James Young
did he receive any kind of compensation from dtm? or was it >motorsport is dangerous lol?
Hudson Jenkins
Do you reckon you'd get compensation for an accident like that? I'm guessing the driver would probably be insured for stuff like that right? And insurance would pay out some compo?
Alonso, thinks he is the shit but is actually just shit
Jaxson Morris
Who is the Sergio ramos of sergio ramos's?
Noah Russell
Ramos is an exposed Ronaldo babby, so name your favorite exposed F1 babby.
Nolan Harris
he's not wrong though
Leo Reyes
Hammo when he won't win any more WDC Exposed as a Gimi@Ferraribabby
Brayden Nguyen
GP of Northern Macedonia when?
Cameron Ramirez
Balkan shitposting is really the biggest thing missing in F1 desu. Both driver and GP wise >There's always that Croatian flag waving above all others in Monza
If it wasn't for the shit way F1 has ended up with one team winning for half a decade before a potential switch then Hulkenberg should've been a champion
Cameron Butler
>3 (three) GP2/F2 champions ended up being race winners and one of them was fucking Pastor Maldonado
Jonathan Watson
wellll
seems like someone's got a bad case of the sposdas
Taking into consideration F3000 aswell the count goes up to 6 One of those being Panis's meme win
Jack Peterson
Olive Eaye Panis, now that was a midfield driver.
Jackson Cook
Wouldn’t what would happen if Hulkenberg of 2011 met Carrie of now in some middle sized German city nightclub, wonder if he would stick his willy in her at the end of the night haha
Business FUCKING idea: qualifying determines the order of cars on the grid, on Sunday the order of DRIVERS is inverted. TRULY REVOLUTIONARY. JUST WHAT F1 NEEDS. YOU'RE WELCOME.
BUSINESS PROPOSAL: quali determines the order of cars, HOWEVER, a toss of the coin determines whether the order of the grid is inverted. Slower teams might try to drive the slowest lap to get a chance of pole, BUT 107% rule applies so you can't be too slow. INTRIGUE, STRATEGY
Xavier Martin
Business Suggestion: Any car with a three pointed star on it is automatically disqualified
>Merc can go for the unterhuntzen-narrative all season long yeah no.
Brandon Wilson
business idea, F1 as normal but with racist commentators
Aiden Young
>"The nigger just stole first place" >"Typical"
Chase James
>OY VEY STROLL, SORRY STRULOVICH HAS A FLAT
Daniel Brown
Motorsport is dangerous. He should have paid more attention and moved when he saw the car starting to skid.
All that hassle could have been solved if he was alert in an active pit box.
Liam Wright
>"Perez looks a bit sleepy doesn't he?" >"Yes I believe he will change his helmet to a sombrero"
Jack Campbell
>and Bottas takes first place! >KHANED
Austin Wilson
victim shaming
Ryan Turner
>"So what's the latest news seb, what did you do in your summer break this year" >"Well I got rejected from arts school so that was a bit sad but I got over it and now focused on the new season" >"Thanks seb have a good one, great look on the new smaller moustache mate" >"Danke"
Really fucking secret Viccy. No one could possible know.
Justin Russell
try >admin >password on her site
Lucas Thompson
Bussiness idea: end f1
Owen Reed
>"And judging from the smell, Karun has joined us in the commentary booth."
Kek
Josiah Sanchez
based
Ryder Harris
>"looks like the bogan abbo cunt has fucked his renlol again"
Jeremiah Nguyen
>Well, if the filthy Japs building that Honda engine had working eyes, they would have noticed the manufacturing fault. As it is, what do you think this means for the Red Bull-Honda partnership, Martin?
"Yeah Crofty, those gook marshalls really look a little uncompetent and I'm glad there surely will be some heads literally dropped before race, especially it will be the inaugural race here in the land of napalm and child prostitutes.
Business opportunity: All previous business ideas are put into a cute little hat and every weekend ideas are randomly pulled out of the hat for the weekends events.
Chase Green
digits and sloppy cum farts to Carrie that result in her giggling
Jaxson Barnes
Even the safety cars in pit lane are heading for collision
I swear this a stock plane photo i've seen elsewhere.
Parker Carter
Proper 5D financial chess by PMI.
Christopher Ward
I like my Baku how I like my steak, well done.
Zachary Martinez
based
Charles Peterson
Baku will suck balls this year, cap this
John Butler
i'm calling it lads, massive amounts of rain on sunday in the last part of the race, Kubica jumps the entire field, finishing 1st, Sainz p2 and Gasly p3
Tyler Davis
where does Winkelhock finish?
Ryan Taylor
well done baku
Tyler Wilson
He stands in for Hulkenberg in Spain finishing 3rd
On a scale of 1-10, how hard is Ricciardo regretting leaving Red Bull?
Isaiah Edwards
W E L L D O N E B A K U E L L
D O N E
B A K U
Parker Powell
On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do redbull regret not offering more to retain Ricky?
Jaxson Cox
>ferrari - VE ARE ZE UBERHUNDEN woah, didn't they get the memo?
Alexander Sanchez
Nice pace guys
Kevin Robinson
I'll give that a 9 Gasly has been a disappointment so far At least Max can get decent positions
Grayson Fisher
I mean if you think about it, all Gasly has to do is get 6th in the WDC and nothing more. Is there anybody other than Torpedo gunning for that seat anyways?
Caleb Torres
WELL DONE BAKU
Oliver Jackson
Put Alonso in the Red Bull and he'll be world champion.
red bull aren't winning anything so why would he care?
Robert Sanders
He's a childish cunt but still he IS the shit
Tyler Moore
10 can't imagine a worse fate than getting exposed by both Hulk and Gimi
Brody Howard
I don't remember Gimi exposing him at Bahrain. Did it happen at China, which I slept through?
Dylan Barnes
my boy checo will get a cheeky podium this weekend
Levi Watson
>I don't remember Gimi exposing him at Bahrain because it didn't happen, and it didn't happen in china either.
Eli Morgan
>We’ve got another close battle on our hands. Red Bull, I don’t know where they were [in China] but I know Ferrari’s been right there. I think we’ve got races coming up that could potentially suit them more, who knows. We didn’t expect [them] to have the deficit in Australia and we didn’t expect to have the deficit in [Bahrain] and we didn’t expect this weekend to have the bit of the margin we had [in China]. It’s still up in the air. WE WUZ UNDERDOGZZZZZZZ t. Hamilton and Hamilton's PR manager
That truly feels like heaven. Congratulations. And never forget to pull out.
Xavier Anderson
Some dress up was involved. That's all I have to say about this matter. Fuck you, I posted after 2 weeks. Plus /f1/ is getting pretty stale anyway, I torment Yea Forumsards now. Death to Carrie.
Owen Turner
Had sex with the girl I love and I still hate Hamilton
:(
Sebastian Green
>kubica is the only driver on the grid who hasn't raced at baku before h-he'll be fine right lads?
Carter Morales
no he's fucked for Baku and Monaco, possibly even Canada.
Samuel Collins
is your ego really that fragile? wow man, sorry for not prostrating in front of you, ahoveling you with validation and kissing your feet because you had sex :DDD
Jason Ortiz
It's okay finance bro, once you realise that F1 is just a capitalistic circlejerk, and that Stu doesn't die in What we do in the shadows, the world would seem an okay place. It's hard to not resent Hamilton, but you're a big guy.
here comes the wonderful passive aggressiveness :DD fuck off to Yea Forums where you can pretend to be an intellectual because you read wealth of nations and prince
Aaron Flores
it would be unironically great if he properly smashed his car to get rid of this broken ass chassis, even if it means missing a race or 2 (daily reminder: williams have no spare chassis available yet)
Jaxon Harris
Nah I only read Facebook. And Reddit of course. Have a nice day Finn
Gavin Cruz
>Some dress up was involved. You got some gloves huh?
no you are not very smart, stop giving IT attention, proxy faggot
Ian Peterson
Fuck off Rakesh, don't bully my friends. Is worshipping bling-bling man a common thing among the Greasy-Gujju-Cunt community?
Jonathan Carter
Daly's probably just so glad of the sponsorship he would do whatever they said. He lost his regular sponsor after someone found out his dad used the nigger word in a non-racist context years before he was even born.
Henry Jenkins
do you realise how pathetic you look when you go for that passive aggressive spin? I bet you thought you were being clever with that trainwreck of a post.
Dylan Flores
Pajeet aka the poorer Guatemalan now wears dresses and shits blood after his "GFs" boyfriend has his way with him for her amusement and I am the faggot?
Wish I could watch a video of talula the LIAR getting BTFO over her slutty social media posts and degenerate "art"
Tyler Wood
I wonder when Merc bosses get bored of pouring hundreds of M€ to a sport that has no competition. The ultimate meme would be that Merc pulls out without informing Toto and Hamilton so they get fired.
Cameron Rogers
Based finn with the agro alchohol withdrawls post.
Jaxon Campbell
The team drives a profit. Even if they were bored there's no reason to axe the project. It makes hundreds of millions of euros every year and it's convenient advertising. Until it stops doing those then it's just MWL as far as the eye can see.
Michael Price
Doesn't matter, if they decide the money they make requires too much investment that could be better used elsewhere they will stop giving them as much money.
Yes because being a carbabby demands so much skill
Adrian Jones
>Us forces >honda Hmm
Aiden Brown
T-the ferraris and RB cars are m-much faster guys, trust me
Ryder Howard
i'm a simple guy, i just want to see brakes/front wing/tyre/steering failure from over 300kph and car going straight into barrier there with 0 run off if said car hits a problem and can't turn
I took a shit just now and it was in the shape of a number two and I found that funny.
Aiden Clark
Did you take a picture of it? I'd see that no homo
Justin Robinson
>14:00 outdated
I thought about it but no.
Jaxson Scott
>Marko BTFOing women Is he, I dare to say, based?
Jose Phillips
>Leigh Why is no one responding to this
Jace Lewis
>mclel some how makes a decent car >alonso come back and takes a seat >mika ends sabbatical and takes other seat >ferrari sacks vettel for kimi >schumacher comes back in his son’s body and takes lecucks’s seat Old men top racing
Nathaniel Flores
Redpill me on Mick, is he as good as Liberty's narrative says?
>I've seen Indy cameras using zoom to focus on cars and then, when they turn, they zoom out. I don't remember if F1 does this but makes an impression of cars going 2 fast.
Jayden Campbell
Indy on an oval is considerably faster than F1 on a corner.
Adrian Diaz
> he thinks /turnleft/ requires any skill
LMFAO, holy shit, i'm fucking dying
Jason Campbell
Eh. The thing that always remains in the back of your mind is that if an F1 team removed a couple wing elements(literally probably 2) they'd lap Indy at 250mph average provided Pirelli could make a non-shit tire. We're also talking about the difference between V6 Hybrids that produce 1000hp vs a V6 that makes 550hp on an oval as well as the myriad of efficiencies afforded F1 car's aero.
>f1 cameramen do the exact opposite of this GOD DAMMIT IT TRIGGERS MY AUTISM EVERY FUCKINGN TUME IT RUINS THE PERCEPTION OF SPEED STOP FUCKING ZOOMING OUT WHEN THEY COME AND ZOOMIN IN WHEN THEY GO AND STOP CUTTING EVERY HALF A SECOND JUST HOLD A SHOT FOR MORE HAN A SECOND RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jack Williams
> imagine, football, one guy gets a hat-trick and in the next two games doesn't score a goal, it's like 'what's happened?' You know. But maybe one or two weeks ago he was the king of the show What's the equivalent of RB14 in footy? What's the dominant shoe maker can make player run faster?
Jack Powell
>What's the equivalent of RB14 in footy? Arab oil money to be able to buy top tier squad
Austin Thompson
wait a minute, you dont actually *watch* the races do you ? how do you make time for shitposting ?
Luke Gutierrez
Yep I know that, there are just a few corners on F1's calendar who makes the car go over 300kph. I was talking about how camera's sistem works with Zoomin/Zoomout to make the car even faster than it really looks
Is Baku Tabi? >Everyone claims to be disgusted by it >Actually everyone would enjoy a ride >Good fun >Basically a living meme
Mason King
Sterile and predictable. I'll take her.
Carson Garcia
baku - bipolar girl with history of many bangings (unfortunately)
Jaxson Diaz
Wtf i love gigasatan now
Evan Sanders
Shut the fuck up you fucking mong. Nico is a godsend from the heavens who blessed us with a great year. If it weren’t for his 2016 title I would have killed myself already.
>Mick won't test Ferrari after Barcelona as previously planned >They want him to focus on F2 >Ferrari is left with one open spot for a rookie >Illot will test for Alfa so he might be ruled out >It is unknown if they'll pick someone from the academy or they'll come up with someone else If it's from the academy it will either be Alesi, Armstrong or Schwartzman but they might send back in Fuoco to compare sim sessions aswell
Cooper Bennett
It'll be mysterious rookie in sunglasses.
Brandon Rodriguez
fartley
Jack Wilson
>Ciao! I am Carlo LoClerco, sono il new driver of Ferrari here to test the car-a >Cosa? Leclerc? I've never heard-a of him
Why is Mick Schumacher getting an in just because of daddy?
Christian Collins
he won't if he fucks up in f2.
Owen Carter
>amerikan spelling YUCK
James Martin
What is this rubbish? You either have coloured washing liquid or whites washing liquid, what is all this nonsense.
Isaiah Gonzalez
wonder if there's even a major difference between these
Aiden Murphy
>Amx with boobs
Gavin Edwards
he already has a guaranteed seat, liberty will make sure it's going to happen, unless he really, really sucks in f2. and by that i mean worse than ericsson's 6th place in his 4th and last season at that level
Daniel Torres
So hes literally got a seat just because of daddy? Sickening.
He doesn't even have to appeal to what he thinks. He could have just suggested that men are physically more capable due to difference in Men and Women's eyes. Men are more perceptive of small movements and minutia, while women are better at percieving colors.
Women are at a disadvantage in motorsport because of this.
Are you colourblind? They're five different colours m8.
Nicholas Ross
I know youre prolly trollan but i believe he was referring to their composition
Nathan Mitchell
The descriptions sound like types of women's shampoo rather than washing soap. How TF do garments get repaired in a washing machine?
Camden Adams
Fuck if I know. Different additives id imagine. Im no chemical engineer
Logan Martinez
Look, when your jodhpurs have a hole the size of a horsecock in the seat of the pants, stains the size of dinnerplates and your husband is on his way back from a race wi- I mean... a 2 in a 1-2 finish - you'll try anything
Jordan Thomas
>Implying she cleans for Bottas
She breaks out the stain remover for when she doesn't want Grando to know she has been visiting other stables for a more gentle relief.
Mason Reyes
>This the quality of English commentary Super Formula themselves provided
Mostly the nose. The engine bay could actually stand to be longer. I realized a while back that modern Formula cars, Indy, F1, etc have such small engines these days that the rear of the car is very short, while the nose has lengthened, which has given the cars really awkward proportions.
it already is I think, f1 just has a lot of clutter for incedente gains that makes you think nose is too low
Jonathan Gutierrez
Formula Midget
Jordan Hill
>implying Seriously, fuck Hulk, f1 is manlets semen slurping """sport"""
Angel Bailey
would unironically rate this if the car was thinner as well.
Charles Baker
they should just make the cars
Matthew Clark
exactly
Aiden Ross
at least half of them do
Sebastian Thompson
>This is what it looks like. They are running the engine harder on Friday and Saturday morning than we do. And it’s not because we want to hold back, but the way our power unit is calibrated is different. LOL WOLFF JUST ADMITTED TO BULLSHITTING ABOUT LE FERRARI POWER racefans.net/2019/04/25/racefans-round-up-25-04-2/
Caleb Jackson
>be merc >calibrate engine to look like they are belowpuppies can anyone stop that man?!
Colton Long
Patiently waiting for Merc's inevitable downfall.
Daniel Diaz
>80 years later
Jacob Reed
Same was said about RB, but look at them now. Either regulations or teams just surpass them it will happen. I just hope Wolff and ham is still with them when it does.
Adam Myers
>Same was said about RB, but look at them now. What's funny is it's going to be Red Bull Honda who will dethrone Mercedes.
Hudson Evans
KINO
Julian Jones
wouldn't mind that desu
Matthew Allen
>run party mode on FPs >still can't catch the Mercs on engine saving mode >"Toto is right, o-our cars have the potiental trust us" What Ferrari mean by this?
Tyler Baker
Ferrari/Binotto have never said that they have advantage on straights. It's all Merc propaganda.
Angel Rivera
Yeah but Vetlel keep talking about they need to find the pace they had in winter testing.
Liam Rodriguez
>nips achieving anything in f1 nah they'll bail out right before they could make anything that's competitive, see 2009
Easton Hall
That "pace" was a product of Merc royally sandbagging as usual and ghastly shunting RB everywhere
Christian Phillips
gimi will be approaching the midpoint of his career around that time.
Josiah Reed
what are some job interview tips ?
Gavin Jenkins
He'll be a technical director for Alfa while Robin is the team manager and Robin's grand child Kimi-Robin Räikkönen is their WDC
James Jackson
Why the fuck did F1 allow traction control in the 2000s,whose idea was it to allow it?
Camden Perry
Because it was a cutting edge tech for the most part then in many regards? Also allowed MOAR POWAHHHHHHHHHH Same can be said for allowing active suspension (mind you that died REAL quick)
Jordan Russell
>2099 WDC >1. Kimi Robin Räikkönen >2. Kimi Räikkönen Sr. >3. Kimi Räikkönen III kino
Nicholas Sanchez
it was mostly because they didn't really have a way to check if they weren't using TC. so if they banned it, they had no way of making sure no team was secretly still using it, that's why they allowed it for the time being. they solved that by implementing standardized ECUs
Gabriel Allen
>all cars on the field are mclaren semen slurping if you ask me
>finnish reading comprehension he's only stating ferrari are running higher engine modes in practice, nothing more. ferrari is still more powerful engine than mercedes in quali, when both teams unleash everything they got, unless you think christian horner is on mercedes WEWUZZING payroll too, as he also said ferrari pu is class of the field right now
Carson Scott
Cheers. Alfa is a beautiful car this year but I can't stand the halo (still). This is noice too.
>Miami GP pulling out Pacific GP is coming back la (China)
Kayden White
OwO
Ayden Wood
They're not pulling out completely, they just want it to be somewhere else in the city.
Asher Morgan
PHILIPPINES GP
Jack Perry
>look up the stadium on google maps >pic related >it's in the suburbs >they're unironically gonna propose another Caesars Palace track >it's gonna be shot down by the local HOAs for noise concerns lol checkmate FOM
but regular traffic makes more noise than a GP lol are yanks dumb or what
Alexander Lopez
Phillipines a shit
Adrian Robinson
Yes. Laguna Seca was built in the middle of nowhere to get away from noise regulations. The land around it became cheap because of the noise. Developers saw cheap land and built suburbs out there. Now the HOAs are trying to shut the track down because of the noise.
Adrian Brooks
business idea, only deaf people can live near F1 tracks
That looks so horrendous I don't think even Tilke could come up with it. That said, he'd absolutely approve it if brought to him.
Ian Turner
kek, it's the same around airports. >land is cheap because of noisy airplanes >people buy cheap land, built house >then they complain the planes make to much noise >"the government needs to take action!! restrict flight hours!!!" >the government actually restricts flight hours >big transport companies leave because they can't fly as much anymore >people around airports again: "we have no jobs anymore because the government made the big companies leave!!! the government needs to do something!!!
*sigh*
Isaac Peterson
It's fucking retarded. All because people are stupid and want to live in shitty lifeless suburbs in stamped-out tinderboxes with shitty little lawns and take 45 minutes to an hour each way to commute to work in their 18 miles per gallon Chevy Suburban because the asshole doctor they went to high school with lives that way and if doctors do it it must be the American dream. Meanwhile said doctor is only rich because he's colluding with medical insurers, equipment suppliers, and pharmaceutical companies to make as much money as possible with little to no concern for his patients' health. And when they get home they waste away watching Fox News where they're told that that doctor provides the best health care in the world and if we make him actually care for his patients there'll be hyperinflation and rioting in the streets just like Venezuela. Just praise the military for keeping our freedoms safe, while the members of said military enjoy free, government-run healthcare and mandatory pension plans.
Hudson Harris
so, why aren't they trying to do something like this
Because that layout of Homestead Miami is actually fun and fun isn't allowed. Not as fun as with the banking instead of the second infield section, but that's ok.
Aiden Price
Because that circuit is only just longer than Monaco.
Elijah Barnes
Bussiness idea: Make this year's festival the last time a F1 car touch Miami
Daniel Nguyen
Business idea: Nuke Miami
Robert Carter
Business idea: Make it so that to count one lap there you have to do 2
Aaron Perry
Business idea: Swap every driver between W series and F1
Nolan Rodriguez
>w series drivers in F1 cars still slower than F1 drivers in w series cars
Brody Richardson
Business idea: One whole lap is one of the road course followed by one of the oval with a crossover in the middle of the straight
Williams have a new sponsor. It's the Financial Times. Why do people keep giving them money?
Jack Evans
Investing on them seems to be efective
Christian Robinson
bobby cube is a draw, brother.
Aiden Gonzalez
Well that's the last fucking time I value any advice in the Financial Times. Jesus.
Gabriel Smith
Buy low, sell high.
Jackson Hall
Claire is very good at sucking dicks
Anthony Jenkins
they get a lot of camera time in Q1, and make the news more frequently than other teams due to how shit they are
Liam Ortiz
>This is a hugely exciting partnership between two iconic British brands, both operating globally and at the forefront of their respective fields, said David Buttle, FT Global Commercial Marketing Director
>williams >forefront top leal, ft got duped hard.
Michael Price
Why would you want to associate your brand with shit
Evan Bell
It's not that, it's that she only half-heartedly enforces the condom rule, and will give into a creampie pretty quick if you lick her up first.
Hudson Torres
I have strong doubts that the Pirellis could make it through a single lap on a banked circuit, let alone a race
Samuel Stewart
>literally no screen time I am glad that Kubica proved everyone he's still capable of driving an F1 car, yet I am pissed that he's doing it out of taxpayer's money
Mason Brooks
They have that technology division that makes batteries for FE
Adam Morales
>mclel makes the ecus for everyone >wildjams makes the FE batteries for everyone
gosh these (((historical))) teams are really desperate to have at least some success to their names
Hudson Hall
Capeshitnew
Chase Rivera
while i agree, camera time is important for sponsorship. a team like alfa romeo isn't bad by any means but are so invisible you barely see them much
