Poobag on 400k a week

>Poobag on 400k a week
>Sanshit on 500k a week
>your best players refuse to sign extensions because they want 500k too

How do we fix this piece of shit club?

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burn it down

Why bother? It's far too entertaining the way it is.

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>How do we fix this piece of shit club?
impossible

Try to find good young players in Manchester?
Why so few talents?

Smaller cities like Amsterdam, Brussels, Lyon, Porto etc... do much better

Manchester isn't really all that big. Think it's around Frankfurt a.M. tier.

>Amsterdam
>Brussels
>smaller cities
fake country, fake education

>Why so few talents?

there's probably a lot of talent but clubs have been waning off developing younger players because there is less incentive to do so, the bigger clubs are expected to blow half a billion on transferring foreigners into their club just to compete.

Lyon have the best academy in europe

——————De Gea
—Wan Bissaka—Alderweireld—Umtiti—Shaw
—-———Kroos——Rice
—-Bale———Joao Felix——Sancho
——————Rashford

needs Ronaldo and Messi

>no coutinho

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faggot

Unironically this team would still finish 4th.

Sell the virus to Madrid for £120mill
De Gay is in decline so sell him in summer for £60mill (1 year left on his contract)
Sell Sanshit to China or even give him away for free

Would give us about £300mill to spend in summer with the assumed £100mill to £150mill we'd already have before sales.

Bring in CB, RB, CM playmaker, CM to replace Herrera and a RW.

Sanchez has a 20 million bonus if he gets transferred away. I doubt United would do that.

Sanchez is cancer, the sooner you dump him the better.

i'll bite

who the fuck has Lyon produced

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not even top 5 frog

makes sense though, since when is Lyon rated?

fuckin hell, his agent is a goddamn genius

This is bait.

>English clubs
>developing local players

OH NO NO NO NO

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the core of the city is tiny, but if you're looking at Greater Manchester, it's fairly big

Is this true? Who the fuck is in charge of contracts at manure_?

who could manure realistically get who is better

Wish United would surprise everyone with their transfers.

Like a van de Beek, Bruno Fernandes, Luka Jović, etc.

I hate seeing United going after stale talent. Overbidding for Koulibaly or some shite.

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not getting Max Meyer package deal with Bissaka

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>spend 500 million for this shit

the jew fucking strikes again

thats not uniteds strategy. they want big names to sell shirts and get more fans. if you want those try supporting liverpoo

Max Aarons
Wan Bissaka

We don't. We watch it burn.

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Anyone who values money more than their career and happiness

Is Trippier shit now? He was pretty good at the World Cup and would be a huge upgrade on Young.

Tottenham has unironically ruined United by refusing to sell them their top players. It started with Bayol. In the past United would have won the bid for him, bought Kane and Alderweireld.

He's been shit all season

the absolute state of that signing HAHAHA

i remember people shitposting that arsenal got robbed

>Sorry, Man Ure, it seems the Alexis transfer didn’t work out as you expected

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They never should have gave these niggas money

>If United didn't sign Sanchez they'd have an extra £26 million a year

They should go back to being United the way it was under SAF and keep egos in check. They have tried to become Real Madrid, PSG, Bayern 2.0 when they aren’t (Buying players who even played for them like Ibra/Scweinsteigar/DiMaria and now Bale)

SAF sold Ronaldo/Beckham and never gave a shit again. Pogba/Sanchez, even De Gea have overblown their egos and it just isn’t working anymore. Sell them and just go back to buying players that are willing to their ego in check and effort in place. They’ll start finishing top 4 regularly again.

Nerman to United when?

And you get 15 million from UEFA for qualifying to the champions league even if you lose all matches, I assume it's twice that with sponsorship and TV deals

>a dressing room riddled with infighting is going to suddenly band together and beat the best team in England

lmao

>buying the shitty poor man's kyle walker

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Why would you give a permanent contract to a guy whose biggest achievement is getting Cardiff relegated? What the fuck were they thinking?

What will probably happen:
>United buys koulibally for 140 mil and he turns out to be shit.

yeah, he hasn't been great this season. started off with a world cup hangover but never really got back into his stride

Last year they came back and beat them, right?

This

fucking Dinamo Zagreb can take a dump on this

The poo is 100 percent right

You guys realise that manure is a brand. They don't care about football otherwise no way shit like poogba will be at the club. But he is because he have gazillion Facebook likes and sell the brand. Same goes for every big club apart from Barca maybe. So the question is would you like to be a football club or business empire. I am afraid utd made their choice long time ago.

actually crazy how long this joke has stuck around. Remember it from the MSN days

ajax isn't just utlising local talent from amsterdam

and yes i am aware the phrase local talent in amsterdam could refer to the hookers

Have you seen the debt they are in? It’s 20% of their value. Trying to keep expensive players without actually bringing in revenue by finishing high in PL and CL will hurt them every year.

Business wise, they aren’t doing good if their debt is so high. When Madrid/Barca/City/Liverpool has almost 0 debt.

TV/kit money is increasing every 3 years. They’ll start getting less and less share and as prize money increases other clubs will catch upto them in value.

This is the same trap Liverpool fell in and look at how far they have fallen.

They are in debt because of glaizers or whatever is the name of the owners who took a massive loan to buy them and then offload it to the club. And yet their strategy since Ferguson left has been unbelievably retarded. They are in for long years of the same shit unless Saudi takeover.

>every big club apart from Barca
lmao. Barça also cares about this shit, the only difference is that their board is smart enough to buy players that are both marketable and good. They were the team that bought Coutinho and Nerman, after all.

Football club product is football not shite niggers like poogba. Utd doesn't have product to sell their football is painful to watch

Yes but once they saw they don't fit club playing plan they get sold off. Big difference. Football always come first with Barca.

I don’t doubt the way their debt started. What is clear is that, they aren’t doing a good job on the business side as many clubs are catching up like City. If they keep going down the road and they can’t repay those loans using the revenue of the club, they may have to go into administration or start selling their squad off like Liverpool almost did in ‘10.

If they go down that route, they won’t be the most valuable club anymore. They have to change courses really fast. This shit can get really out of hand really fast.

his going away gift

>just be yourself bro

a meaningless game wow amazing!

Messi suarez neymar?

Not exactly like SAF. Obviously get a manager who plays a modern style but who has the same ruthlesness. The point here is, the board has to change the type of players they keep and buy.

like who? there are no more peps

There are loads who manage other top 4 clubs in other leagues. Like Arsenal got Emery and Chelsea got Sarri.

Quick google search, Getafe’s manager José Bordalás. Promoted 2 clubs to La liga in consecutive years. Got Getafe from Spanish 2nd divison in 2016 to now 4th in La Liga.

surely manure's ambition isn't top 4 but title challenging

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They don’t have the squad to challenge for the title (aging players + squad that can’t play the modern style) and they can’t buy the best players of other clubs like Madrid/PSG/Bayern do or have been a failure doing it in PL. Maybe it doesn’t even work as City didn’t just buy Neymar/Mbappe etc.

They have no choice but to build through a manager who is not only willing to do that but has shown they can do that somewhere else (not like Mou/OGS)

the nightmare never ends

but they spent 740 million since ferguson retired a few years ago

Haven’t spent it on the right players. It’s just the reality. They have to start all over again with the right manager and type of players.

Liverpool spent around $300m between 2011-15. None of those players are even starting in Liverpool’s 11 today apart from Henderson/Milner.

audible kek
This has to be bait right?

Greater Manchester master race reporting in

Truth is, Manure will just have to swallow their inflated pride (same as Liverpool had to), accept 2 or 3 years (if they get it right) in the background, challenging for nothing and jut concentrating on rebuilding. If they keep on flogging the dead horse that they're flogging now, it'll take them a decade to become relevant again.

Whatever happens, it's not going to happen this season or next. They're going to have to step back, suck it up and build from the foundations up.